Adult Jokes In Jessie That Crossed The Line For Disney

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this is Jesse I want her to be our new nanny Jesse maybe a Disney show about a nanny on the Upper West Side but that doesn't mean the creator's didn't sneak in some seriously adult jokes that you may never have noticed until now we can't believe that a Disney Channel show got away with that some of the jokes are visual and obvious while others lay hidden in the scripts but after this he'll never watch this TV show the same way again we all loved how mrs. Chesterfield was flirting with mr. Bertram and seemed to have a crush on him merely because he saved Susie's life we saw her constantly smacking his bottom and we all remember that iconic time she asked him she was also known for her catchphrase when she gets Bertram to do something with her so it doesn't really surprise us when she says something wild and over-the-top in this episode mr. Bertram and Zuri watch a marathon of their favorite show in order to find out a secret in the series finale but they end up falling asleep so when mrs. Chesterfield walks in on them and sees mr. Bertram snoring she says to Jessie Oh Bert he's so adorable he's all sleepy bye I just want to squeeze his cheeks so Jessie quickly responds please tell me you mean his face yes mrs. Chesterfield please tell us you mean his face when it comes to scenes between this couple everything just gets and appropriate in this episode Jessie tries to impress her friend and borrows a Tiffany diamond tiara but while recording the video Jessie accidentally drops the tiara into mrs. Chesterfield's hot tub and she refuses to return it so Jessie and Zuri turned to Bertram and convinced him to ask mrs. Chesterfield on a date to distract her and then everything just got out of hand even though the butler wasn't comfortable he played along so Jessie could keep her job he said that she brought out the animal in him dancing passionately with her then he said and mrs. Chesterfield pushed her buns against his lap saying that she knows exactly how it feels so when the day was over Zuri said that she knows what mrs. Chesterfield wanted for dessert Bertram a la mode and grown-ups know what it means to eat a man on a date after finding a nest of eggs on the terrace Jessie and Ravi discover the vistor Kipling is really a girl and a mom-to-be which makes Ravi realized that he may have to work at becoming a better grandparent to baby lizards however when Ravi realizes he cannot possibly take care of all 12 Jessie persuades him to give them out for adoption after Ravi interviews many people he does not approve because he wants to find the lizards good parents until he finally meets a woman named Cassandra who mentions that her boss is going to take them upstate to a loving home but Jessie and Ravi were horrified when they discovered that in reality Cassandra was going to turn the lizards into accessories so Jessie mr. Bertram and the kids went to rescue the lizards from her we love a good cause however while they are catching the lizards mr. Bertram gets bit by ten lizards so Jessie says oh then mr. Bertram says 12 out that sure hurt we all know that Debbie Ryan is a beautiful young woman and it's no surprise that Luke would fall in love with her he has made his crush on Jessie clear since the first episode and certainly couldn't take his eye off of her in the same episode they were rescuing the lizards when they finally found them Jessie says feel like I'm being watched so Luke says what do you expect when you not bite you well seems like Luke just won't stop staring but we get why that boy seems young but he clearly knows how to flirt in season 3 Jessie falls in love with a guy named Brooks after becoming a couple he proposes and they become engaged but she later dumps him and runs away on their wedding day not long after Brooks emails Jessie from Africa and she instantly feels guilty for bailing on him she then disappears which makes the kids think she went to Africa to apologize to him so the kids follow her to Africa convinced Jessie wants to rekindle her relationship with her ex-fiance and determined to stop her only to find out that he's seen a new girl named kami so when Brooks introduces the kids to his new girlfriend Luke thanks her for making their 18 hour plane ride worth it so kami says watch it I can do two anything at five minutes and Luke quickly responds so I've got five minutes well our childhood is officially ruined but at least he was subtle good job Luke we have to admit we have a dirty mind and sometimes we just can't ignore it for example in the episode bad fellas emma has a huge crush on a bad boy named Vincent but when Jesse meets the boy with the bad reputation she thinks he is a bad influence on Emma and does not approve of her seeing him as she's worried that Emma will get hurt like she did years ago meanwhile Ravi and Luke are impressed by Vincent and even helped him impress Emma by setting up the screening room for his evening with her so as a reward he gave them some bathroom passes so Ravi quickly points out that these are passes for the girl's bathroom then Vincent grins cheekily and said you're welcome not cool Vincent not cool seems like a swell guy it's no secret that Luke is madly in love with Jessie and that doesn't keep him from misbehaving because that's the reason she gives him a lot of attention in this episode in season 4 the kids were looking for Jessie but couldn't find her anywhere so Luke holds the phone looking like he was going to call Jessie to see where she is but Emma points out that she had already tried calling so Luke says oh I'm not calling her I'm checking the webcam I set up in her bedroom sneaky Luke that just sounds wrong why do you think he had a webcam set up in her room is it because he doesn't want to miss her and he wants to see her all the time we really hope that's the case speaking of webcams this isn't the first time Luke mentions filming Jessie without her knowing in this episode Jessie finally gets her big break as a stunt double to Australian actress Shaylee Michaels Luke's dad got him permission from the director to shoot behind the scenes for his film class so he decides to follow Jessie with the camera but this time not in a creepy without your knowledge kind of way as Luke says so what was he doing before then Jessie quickly pointed out it might be less creepy if you weren't drooling so much and even the other actress asked him to film their faces instead what do you think he was filming guess we all know why he was drooling now keep dreaming young boy you can only look but you can't touch well not that he hasn't tried though in another episode put his hand on Jessie's back and said maybe after dinner Lisa and Jesse stopped him before his hand touched her bottom forget freckles when Jesse thinks the Zuri has lost interests in bunnies sitting her class pet that she volunteered to take care of Jesse steps in only to lose the rabbit so she replaces the bunny with another and paints it to look like the original one to try to keep it from Zuri however Zuri knows her bunny way too well not to notice so she confronts Jesse and they start looking for it until they hear mr. Bertram screaming as Zuri's bunny attacks him he then guides them to the dumbwaiter for them to find multiple newborn bunnies so Suri asks so Jessie says that conversation is above my pay grade Zuri now has to wait for her health class to know the answer but don't rush young girl Jessie is known to have tons of sneaky puns like that time in the second episode when we heard Ravi talking about vanity ash but some things just sound so wrong when said in a certain way for example in the first episode in season four mr. Bertram was sleeping and Jessie woke him up by snatching a paper off his face so he yells well it's not what you say it's how you say it but it definitely was funny we'll give him that but if you're still not convinced you should check out this one in the first episode when Emma was disappointed that her parents were too busy and couldn't make it to the science fair and luckily she had Jessie supporting her Jessie convinced her that the distance will never keep them from loving each other and that their bond is too strong to be broken so she encourages Emma going up there and kick some asteroid as kids we might have thought that an asteroid is something to be found in space but we all know now that is something we all have on earth if you still haven't noticed most of the jokes come from the king of comedy himself Luke Ross so here is another inappropriate joke Luke is responsible for when Emma finds out that Luke selectively chose to be her new photography partner she's annoyed that she's left with all the work as Luke didn't have an idea what the assignment is about so when she says the Simon is to take pictures of New York's flora and fauna Luke responds those are hot latin twins Luke is always funny but it makes us think he clearly had more than the photo shoot on his mind but that wasn't the end of it in the same scene Jessie asks do you have an off switch and Luke replies yep you want to try and find it we all know with Luke means buy an off switch and looks like it's already on apparently seventh graders are not as innocent as we think they are Jessie was one of those TV shows that we all loved and that our parents hated that's because there were a lot of jokes that only our father and mother really understood when it comes to inappropriate and new windows in shows there's always going to be controversial views Jessie seems like a heartwarming kid show at first glance and yes it's funny but did they cross the line for Disney which of these jokes were the most disturbing have you spotted others that we forgot let us know in the comment section below unless I totally misunderstood that film in health class there has to be a dude lizard involved don't forget to like this video subscribe and hit that notification bell for more great videos from us here at the things bye for now
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Channel: TheThings
Views: 1,502,997
Rating: 4.8635888 out of 5
Keywords: Cameron Boyce, Debby Ryan, Skai Jackson, Kevin Chamberlin, Peyton List, Karan Brar, Disney channel, Jessie Disney, Jessie Cast, Jessie inappropriate Jokes, thethings, the things, disney channel jessie, disney show, jessie, teen tv
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Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)
Published: Wed May 20 2020
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