My name is Frank, and I'm now addicted to Blue Heat Takis. Life is too short to be wasting it on useless things like
my wife and my family. So that's why I spend every waking moment with the things I love, these beauties. Mwah! Now, this is heaven! What was that? You said I don't love you? What are you talking about? I love you. I love you. I love... Why you getting jealous now? I was hugging you all... Hey, what are you doing? Get outta here. You can't have any of my Blue Heat Takis. No! Get outta here! Skedaddle, you chickens! So, some people have children, and other people have pets. But good ol' Frank has
something way better. I present you the tastiest,
the most beautiful and the world's biggest Blue Heat Taki! This is 2 1/2 feet of pure perfection. This Taki is the length
of like 200 normal Takis, and it tastes just as good. Oh, it smells spicy. And my goodness, look how beautiful it is. It reminds me of my
ex-wife but way better. Ain't that right? - [Drive-Through Worker] Hi,
welcome to Jack in the Box. Can I take your order? - Hi, I have a question. Do you accept payments of Blue Heat Takis? - [Drive-Through Worker] I'm
sorry, can you repeat that? - Do you accept payments
of Blue Heat Takis? Like the best chips in the world, the blue ones. - [Drive-Through Worker] No. - No? - [Drive-Through Worker] No. - Oh, okay. Well, I'll take my business
elsewhere. Thank you. My love for Blue Heat Takis runs so deep that I mix it in everything I use. Blue Heat toothpaste, this right here has
changed my dental hygiene. I don't know if it cleans much, but I just know it tastes great! I always put a generous amount because I love the flavor. Oh, yeah, nice and white. I also have Blue Heat lotion. This right here keeps my
skin nice and moisturized. But the thing about it
is it's really spicy, so it just burns your skin a lot. But you know what they say. Pain is beauty. Ah! Ow! One thing about me, I
got a great set of hair, and my beauty secret is
this Blue Heat shampoo. This recipe was made by yours truly. I apply this shampoo about twice a day, and it keeps my hair sleek, shiny and smelling good. But just like the lotion, it burns. Ah. Ah. There's something about
these Blue Heat Takis that really get my mind going. And once all gears are in
motion, there's no stopping me. ♪ Rock-a-bye baby on a bench swing ♪ Baby, you are the most beautiful
thing I have ever seen. I will do anything,
anything to make you happy. If you put a seed in soil, eventually, it'll grow
into something beautiful. So if I put a Taki in soil, it should grow into a beautiful tree. In about six months, these little babies are
gonna be Blue Heat trees. This coffee is some of the
best-tasting coffee in the world. I also have my Blue Heat sugar. Be generous now. Don't be scared. And not only that, my
own Blue Heat creamer. But be careful with this one. All you need is a couple drops. That should be enough. Then you just mix it all together, and you have the world's finest coffee. Cheers. Ooh wee! That'll put a nickel in your
pocket and a thorn in your toe! Oh my God, I could run a marathon. I'll be back. To me, life is like a
bag of Blue Heat Takis, beautiful, spicy, and full of love. - What is up, guys? Hope you enjoyed that video. If you liked it, make
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