Adam22 a Cuck, Jonah Hill Allegations, & Keke Palmer Controversy

what's up everybody Welcome to flavor we are back we're back from vacation with big news big news Alex media has committed the rest of his life to a white woman everybody welcome to the squad that makes three of us [Music] okay first of all you did propose yeah that's cute like a complete psychopath you didn't tell any of us that it was gonna happen I gotta you know surprise us yeah it's better that way you guys were super hype I mean I was I was super high more excited than she would she wasn't excited yeah she was expecting it she definitely was expecting it because she shut up just why is that it's gonna get one off early interested she was like she she was ready for it yeah in like the best way her nails were done yeah yeah and then I tricked her by saying oh let's just go take a picture and then while she was posed for the picture that night hold on hold on so she knew that it was coming but none of us knew so you saved the proposal for us he proposed to you it's funny that you were like I actually knew I was proposing but I tricked her by saying let's take a picture like you don't think she didn't know when it was coming of it she knows during the trip if you said hey let's take a picture I don't mean to pry but that's not a super thing men do very often they might have a point I'll be taking pictures all the goddamn time bro I just never post them but no you can't let's pose for a picture I'll be taking pictures but he's like hey you and me let's get it she's a picture person not you okay yeah listen nah help you pick out the ring no okay so there was some surprise there yeah okay yeah well done dude thank you [ __ ] shout out to [ __ ] wtfd okay Wheezy every time when y'all propose my wife's bring first of all my small hands can only deal with such small hands but uh a small ring a big ring would just look obnoxious it's like too big at least that's what we've convinced her yeah okay listen we all came back from vacation uh Akash was in Greece having a great time I want to go through what everybody Mark you went to Nature did you go upstairs all right and then Al you were in Cabo yeah okay and then uh me and Dove went out there to uh to to Europe and Asia we went to Asia as well you know what I'm saying Europe and Asia we're going to go through everything I just I just want to say real quick before we get into it I just want to say this um I'm incredibly lucky I'm the luckiest person on the [ __ ] planet I have this amazing career and I get to work with my friends and is the best [ __ ] thing in the world and I have a woman I love more than anything in the world and um I'm so lucky and I get to work really hard I work seven days a week and I'm the luckiest guy in the [ __ ] planet okay I work seven days a week and I'm grateful that I get the opportunity to work so hard on something like that and then for a couple weekends a year right two weeks in the summer and then two weeks in the winter I take a vacation that's that's what I do because I work so [ __ ] hard right absolutely and I but I'm lucky I get to work that hard I'm not saying I deserve it but I'm lucky and I take that vacation I take two vacations a year that they're they're in the summer one and then in the winter the other so there's two times where I get to go away and did you mention you work hard no I don't know I work really hard I work really hard to make sure I do work really hard I work really hard but I'm lucky to work that hard yes do you know what I'm saying it's a blessing that I get to do it I'm not saying that I earned anything I don't deserve [ __ ] but I do wear costs you know what I'm saying it's pure gratitude both been busy but for some reason every time I go on vacation I am I'm just power washing toilets with diarrhea every single time no no I don't know listen I'm grateful I get to even be on vacation you know I'm grateful I am I'm not this is not coming from a Latin gratitude I'm grateful that when I'm on probably the most expensive hotel in the whole mouth because I am power washing toilets from the beach to the restaurant all day non-stop and I'm doing that for four days straight I've been having diarrhea today included for six straight days I'm talking to your doctor I'm talking to anybody who will listen skinny sick straight together whatever you want in Italy and then just [ __ ] it out I thought that I hit the scale it's a problem so I got the diarrhea that just gains weight I got it there's a different type of you know there's like a good Hopkins and a bad Hospital you got the bad diarrhea yeah and I'm just gaining weight and then pissing out of my ass and let me tell you something it it burns so bad that I had to hit the group but no no when I say that it burns this is [ __ ] crazy I am doing diarrhea right yeah yeah I'm doing diarrhea I'm diarying I'm not doing diarrhea Mark is queuing up a song [Laughter] no I am I am I am [ __ ] okay I'm doing diarrhea and again this is every 15 minutes just peeing out of my ass okay just pissing but like with power that's [ __ ] you hear it stop like a dove urine stream literally I mean just [ __ ] gone for it it becomes so painful it's so hot I thought I had we had some little spicy tuna or something like that and and we had a little spice of tuna and that had like us in aioli that was maybe spicy when we were in France right maybe that caught up I want to it was so hot it was so hot at one point it started to get so hot that what I would do is I would [ __ ] and the second would come out of my ass I jump and I'd reverse cowgirl the bidet and I just I thought the day and I'd shoot the cold water right into into my into my ass to cool it down I would have a soaked rag that I would stick in between right then it was nice and cold so I could just cool it down I had to constantly cool it down but it was so hot and then I go back on the toilet and I [ __ ] it out and threw my tank it was pulsating my button lips were pulsive it was it would not it would not stop it was painful and I was on the toilet and I started every time I [ __ ] I would just go [Laughter] to the point where the the hotel the [ __ ] desk people and the concierge came I don't know if they thought I was being violent with my wife I don't know what it was but they were they knocked on the door they're like is everything okay is everything okay is there anything because there's a say that there is a mutiny happening there is anything in my body I don't know how to explain it it's so hot I somehow get through the night I go upstairs the next morning to the desk is two Italian women okay yeah and then the concierge is a an Italian man and then the owner of the hotel is walking this way as well I'm a little too embarrassed to admit to the Italian women that I've been diarrhea for the last two [ __ ] days non-stop I go to the uh the concierge and I go up to him and I really quiet I go hey do you have anything you know my stomach I have a little bit of uh diet diarrhea like I started saying if it's Italian accent and then they get it now Italians are two things they are helpful which is a horrible combination yeah when you have diarrhea this guy knowing that I'm [ __ ] whispering to him goes oh you have the diary [Laughter] oh you have to take the the Dolce for the meaty or something like that there's like a specific type of diarrhea they're having an out loud interaction near the check-in guests are checking in and I'm just like locked in between this as these Italians are screaming back and forth what I have to take eight people in the lobby eight people in the lobby minimum the rest of the trip is them coming up to me going how is the diarrhea did you take the lemon and squeeze the lemon and take one shot of lemon like their little [ __ ] home remedies to like fix my diarrhea bro believe the name because yeah Not only was it the worst [ __ ] diary I've ever had it's there okay he's at the hotel okay which is like a cool thing it's incredible and I have my compliment that I'm gonna give him that has nothing to do with what he's good at which is a nice way to go in yeah you're the best comedic actor of any athlete when the moment presents itself I'm gonna do it but I'm not gonna let you know Fame people let them happen there's a tunnel that's bored out of the rock to go to this hotel it's a [ __ ] 50 yards Emma and I walking walks behind us and passes us right so he's on his way looking like [ __ ] he got the [ __ ] sunglasses that got the little thing I love that he got the Hat I love it love it the key is from America he's dead he is from America and he wants everybody to know okay he's not trying to hide who he is he passes us an elevator opens he knows we're also going to the elevator goes into the elevator I can hear him slamming the closed door but yeah we call that goal line defense bro go live defense on Emma and I getting into them slanting the [ __ ] button like this so that's prevent deep Bro we get to hilarious we get we get we actually I see how much he doesn't want to have this interaction so I wait for a little bit the door doesn't close with his slamming for another five seconds so I go [ __ ] it we're going in yeah you sack him we go in we're in the element the elevator is the size of this [ __ ] thing it is so small we go to the other as we walk in he puts on his hat and just tucks his face like this like we're not gonna notice it's [ __ ] a six six quarterback forehead from the lobby as he walked by bro and it was just the most uncomfortable thing you didn't say a word he saw your compliment coming he didn't want to do it he didn't want anything I wish you power through though I wish you just looked at me like honestly man can you say something I did say something no I think the hotel snitched on you bro [Applause] no I'll give him that much but yeah or he didn't know you have diarrhea had the room next door and thought you were just getting [ __ ] in your ass I mean I was getting [ __ ] in my eyes for the last six years in the group chat like what we're not at this point I was his advice was I'd start to Google his advice and he's like bro take Vicks Vapor Rub shove it up your ass advice yeah that's how I go to bed every night don't you have any close calls where it's like you couldn't make it to the toilet oh yeah and the way you [ __ ] buddy you know like a parrot you already don't have a Paris bed you know no no no no no no I mean I was concerned on the way back because I tried to risk it I was taking a moment Imodium to just pack it in and it was working and I was at the airport and I took it my first hard [ __ ] in days and I was like oh I'm better now I texted him he's like all good oh he's like what'd you do he's like I just stuffed myself with bread pneumonium I was like you're not better dude you just stopped yourself from [ __ ] for a little bit my wife also said that she's like you're not better dude and I was like yeah I am let's go get a [ __ ] gelato right so we went to Vinci which is in the airport it's amazing and we got a nice gelato and I had that I had four slices of pizza inside the lounge okay because I figured that's what you eat right when you you know overcome brutal diarrhea okay did you pop the champagne they're just like rip out I popped the first hardship golden I'm like I'm good yeah I get on the plane hard [ __ ] again I'm like this is great no two corks then right after the hard [ __ ] it was followed by a soft [ __ ] within the same [ __ ] yeah I'm like this isn't good at all I'm back in there 15 minutes later power wash on the back of this [ __ ] toilet in the airplane there's no bidet though bro it was so bad that the pilots needed to poop oh but they can't they can't leave the area unless it's free so they could block it off so I got the flight attendant banging on the door going sir you need to get out of the bathroom the pilots need to use the bathroom they can't use it if you're in this area [Laughter] I I and I got out and it was so bad she had to brew a pot of coffee pour the coffee into the toilet into the toilet to get rid of the smell there's no way crazy this is every time I go every time I go I went to Columbia same thing [ __ ] happened to me I went to Saint Bart same thing [ __ ] happen they pour coffee into the toilet yeah she poured a whole [ __ ] thing to get rid of the smell she's like I got it for you don't wish this happens to a lot of Americans when they go to to but I'm like whatever lady thank you so much she's trying to make me feel better after I shift for 30 minutes in the bathroom how do you get third world diarrhea in a first world country bro I don't [ __ ] know these French people dude and we had the same meals as him the entire was it turkey I don't know if you can blame the French for that the first blame Sushi out of the best place in San Tropez and we're like no we good they ate the same thing nothing happened to them it just happened to me the same thing happened in Columbia it's the bread yeah because you don't eat bread when you're out here because you're trying pretty big day I just say I don't know I'm like you with white women I mean dude yeah this is like your period it happens twice a year bro and you just get [ __ ] cranky and you're [ __ ] everywhere and it sucks poor announcements Amsterdam we're coming you thought we weren't coming but we are coming okay October 17th we're gonna be there Amsterdam tickets are on sale right now go right now dandrashrolls.com go get those tickets while they last October 17th but there Glasgow sold out thank you so much Manchester sold out London sold out thank you so much Dublin we still got some tickets left go get those before they're gone the andrewsholds.com thank you all so much I appreciate you can't wait to get out there peace also oh guys tour dates first of all thank you so much all three shows for the Houston special taping are fully sold out we appreciate the [ __ ] out of you also July 12th I'm gonna be in Huntsville Alabama July 13th 14th and 15th I'm in Nashville that's this week and the 13th and 14th are already sold out in Nashville so hurry up and cop tickets for the 15th also South Burlington Vermont on the 20th Albany New York on the 21st guys get your tickets to all those dates and more at akashing.com now let's get back to the show and what is your sweet wife I mean you guys are on vacation finally you're not working you know one week I think I mean the first half of the vacation was absolutely phenomenal it was amazing yeah solid just firm so great we're in Bodrum yeah it was just [ __ ] phenomenal but the back half was just well I don't understand why it happens to me every single time ever time I think thank you very much even what you're not eating food I'm like man we haven't really found anything good he goes I think you don't understand food I do think and that [ __ ] is so say that I'm so happy that you don't understand food yeah you don't get food you don't get food you're used to eating slopets it's up there you could say it's debatably the best the best slop it's slob it's good slop if you need to feed two billion people it's a good job I say completely I can slop slop you know I mean they should they should give it to the people in prison right it'd be way less butt [ __ ] way this way if they just had Indian food there I think I think it's good to feed two billion people you need to do that you can Mass produce the food that's good yeah but it's not like the elites nobody's going oh it's elite y'all crazy it's elite it's fried and it's butter it's it's you're gonna do okay no that's not all fried it's cream and it's butter really if you knew anything white boy what is butter what is butter yeah milk cream it's not fried it's just butter and butter so your whole Cuisine Italian food yeah you've been working them cows and then acting like you don't [ __ ] abuse them cows but you won't eat them just eat them yeah double down put them out of their misery do you have real talk yeah that's crazy it might be more abusive what you guys do you turn them out for 20 years so we don't kill them that's it need them so you don't kill them yeah we don't need them we need them we need the milk we need everything we need every part of this cow don't kill it yeah like oh you're God it's like we need to sleep you're a slightly yeah no the guys and that are our slaves than your slaves that's true slavery's bad slavery is really bad even when it's a cow okay um that's a crazy statement yeah it was great who said the crazy one you said they're slaves what am I supposed to say they are your slaves they're your butter slaves yeah okay yeah you have butterflies and then my response is valid but but you're also like we cows are Gods but we wouldn't enslave God well cows are sacred they're not gone they're safe they're sacred okay all right fair enough listen point being the food is Indian food is okay I don't know if anybody ever puts it it's you eat food it's a thing why people love saying they love Indian food that's a thing we love it every once in a while okay I'll give you a roller coaster every once in a while not every day I'll give you Italian what else what's really like oh for sure shut the [ __ ] up French food French baked potatoes I mean no I mean yeah stay free come on yeah just steak and fries it's not French you can't just give it keep doing this because then you'll realize you don't know food if we keep talking this out yeah the French food overrated wildly overrated but what I think you're gonna realize is You're Gonna Keep overrating the best food and then you're gonna be like oh maybe I don't get no I gave you Italian I give you Italian right right Greek Greek food the same thing bro it's the same thing I'm still in Indianapolis they're not doing enough but but Flavor of India for sure but have you been to Greece yeah but they're not doing enough [Laughter] made it all the way to India probably gave you anything good about your Cuisine to be honest [Laughter] [Laughter] okay okay while we are talking about vacations I want to hear each of your experiences then later we can get back to ours Greece you loved it you were in love with it I had no idea how beautiful it was that sounds stupid probably but like not at all Santorini I was like holy [ __ ] I'm in a postcard this is [ __ ] unreal the water's like immaculately blue the houses are all white yeah because that they didn't have AC so that just reflects the Sun the best one again it's not the reason yeah and then the roofs are all blue and I think that's because they're Greek colors so it's all white houses blue roofs and it's just like picturesque on that side then you turn around and it's a beautiful water on top of a cliff from a volcanic eruption a few thousand years ago even volcano's been doing some ill [ __ ] bro yeah you know once the land rebuild it's [ __ ] gorgeous mykono still beautiful more fun than Santorini and then Athens I really did feel like all jokes aside I was like oh this is like Europe's India like they're super ancient they're very proud of their culture very proud of their Heritage tons of History you go and when you talked about like seeing the pyramids this is obviously way more recent but still the Parthenon is like 2500 years old 500 years before the Coliseum and it's [ __ ] like how did y'all do this yeah and it really I kept thinking about the Graham Hancock episode I was like yeah man humans either 2500 years old 2500 500 years before Christ 500 550 I think BC wow it's insane yeah yeah and then we went to this place we did like a tour like we're gonna take one and it's amazing it's like set on the top of this like I don't even want to call it a mountain but maybe it is and most of it is damaged from I think uh oh yo yo they also [ __ ] hate turkey by the way oh yeah turkey and yeah they they loved Indians because we sighed against any Muslim so we're like yo grease over turkey and he kept being the tour guide kept being like we love you please don't leave us son can I tell you something that's so interesting about European tour Gods they'd be upfront with their race no it's crazy there's no professionalism like they don't see it as racism that's like sports literally like football yeah my guy in uh in Turkey was taking us around Istanbul and he's straight upset it was like yeah you know in Turkey this is like an educated thoughtful human being right like we could talk about philosophy history whatever it is right you've traveled the entire world and he does these uh tour trips not just in his own country but all around the world like he's very well well and he just goes yeah one people we don't like here it's just Arabs and I go wait what and he goes he goes yeah it's the Arabs like anybody can contest them but we welcome anybody you know what I mean but when the Arabs come it's always a problem what do you mean yeah [Laughter] [Music] they do not [ __ ] with Arabs and I go where does this come from and he goes he goes it probably comes from World War One during the Ottoman Empire the Arab states were controlled by the Ottomans and they sided with the British um okay so they kind of like turn their backs against the Ottomans I guess and then you know Turks they don't forget my boy Petty King they did not forget at all this whole region don't forget yeah you know they're Furious and uh Armenians right now is like [ __ ] all of them bro oh another thought I had first of all Parthenon mostly destroyed still gorgeous but we did like a whole day tour so they drove us like an hour and a half outside of the city yeah and my wife and I for a second were like are we is this like a hostage what's going on right now why the [ __ ] are we in the middle of nowhere then he took us to the Temple of Poseidon which is a temple built for Poseidon on this beautiful water this beautiful landscape and I remember thinking you if you see this beauty this is why you think there is a God of water because this is so [ __ ] gorgeous if you look up Temple beside and you're like there has to be a God for just this yep it can't be one God doing all that and then this is so beautiful it's [ __ ] unbelievable if I should have sent videos but like that was like I was like oh I see how it this is a polytheistic uh country religion whatever yeah I was like this is unbelievable if so that's the temple and then if you look at the water on the other side of the temple yeah you build yeah you build a you build a temple for whoever made this no question there's a god of water it's just like you can't believe anything else all of Greece is like that from what I saw yeah that's a good point if you don't worship the nature your nature sucks yeah that's really what it is dude yeah if you're not here having like deities of like the sun and [ __ ] it's like oh you don't get any sun yeah there's no sun god in Scotland yeah if they worship to someone maybe maybe yeah Bible belt's all ugly yeah and so they believe in Jesus because Jesus could do all this yeah I mean water God in India is there like an ocean guy no we don't have a water gun so we don't have gods of things that's the problem India don't have the natural beauty that's the problem yeah that's the mud God that's too far God of Scottish women the goddess God is probably [ __ ] Dumbledore or something they all look like him yeah okay so Greek is just grease is just absolutely stunning dude I couldn't and I think you I kept I kept texting you I think you in particular would love Greece yeah it has a history it has a natural beauty I think you would [ __ ] is it too busy in the parts you were at though we went to like yeah we just shouted so deep our tour guide who I think is about to be your travel agent or our travel agent I mean but he just booked the whole thing and he was like just do the hits Athens making no Santorini you're gonna be fine you're not gonna be like oh this is too it's great and we planned it on very short notice if y'all remember yeah so he just handled everything we just it was great yeah you went to Crete yeah that [ __ ] was Far yeah yeah but the hits are hits for a reason yeah that's awesome like that that's the other thing like when you're planning these vacations there's two things you never go wrong one with the hits two where the rich people go yeah like rich people don't work so their whole life is figuring out how to distract themselves in the best way until they die yeah so they invent like Santa pay and it's perfect they figured it out yeah they found the most beautiful place yeah they kept it away enough from people yeah and then they built all the beautiful restaurants and they learned they know how to party like they figured the whole thing out does it freak you out though when you're in that environment like when it's like full like White Lotus vibes and you're just like uh all these people I went to one place to [ __ ] murder me in one second if I if they could no if they benefited them they would all murder them no no you don't care no I don't because I don't even look at them like that like every especially in a place like Sandra pay it's like everybody's so like isolated in their partying like Santa Fe for me would be great if we had a big group if there's eight or ten of us you go there you have your own party that's within another party that also has its own party you're not all partying together yeah it's the eight of you were partying while other people are partying and you feel comfortable being loud because they're all so loud and everyone has enough money to get their own thing and you don't have to feel like there's an in-group they figured it out like they they figured it out there's a reason why rich people go yeah because they cannot that's true they cannot go their life is a vacation their life is a vacation yeah and you they need these fun things to distract themselves and Greece has parts of that where you went like Mykonos and Santorini is a perfect examples of that you know where you have great partying unmatched Beauty to a beach bar and I was having the time of my life at a bar drinking [ __ ] virgin mango juices or whatever I was drinking but that's the vibe though also it's like the day party yeah that's perfect for you let me tell you something let's go to bed at 8 30. there's something about these [ __ ] rich people bro let me tell you about these [ __ ] riches bro first of all and any [ __ ] that I learned you already know I'm telling you people hate me every tax thing I see that one tax thing about how uh people pay cash for their [ __ ] without actually using cash yeah I see that going viral let me let you all know anything I learned from a rich I'm telling you immediately [ __ ] these riches exactly I'm telling everybody it's up to me nobody's gonna be rich okay so this is the thing that they figured out bro they made the most fun partying [ __ ] acceptable for old people like the day party day party exists because these old Rich [ __ ] can't stay up until one in the morning yeah yeah they're not up until one yeah do you know what I mean like they're up until 11. so you're partying at lunch on the beach from noon till five maybe you take a nap and then you go to dinner and then you're partying to like it's it's early it's condensed can you go out late sure with the young and the poor but the rich needs a sleep before they go the beauty of partying in Europe in the summer I'm telling you this I'm almost like if you're young don't go don't go because you'll ruin it for yourself when you're old yeah you go anywhere when you're old and it's like ah I don't feel like the old guy at the club you see young people there and you're like what are you doing here it's like seeing an adult in Disney World Without kids you're like what's going on oh yeah that's young people in the club not women by the way they don't count as young young men the women ages don't change there's one thing that stays consistent women's day 25. yeah they say 25 years no but the in central pay the clubs are taken over by 16 17 years that's the right to write a passage so that they want to keep coming back later and they come back when they're alone from Provence I'm in bed by 9 30 blasting through the sheets okay I'm telling you I got diarrhea I have a gut biome issue because I'm an old man partying in Europe in the summer oh [ __ ] it is oh it's so [ __ ] thank you riches for figuring out life at an older age is there a health Focus you think they're always trying to work out and [ __ ] and like they don't want to be up on it some of them are like that yeah some of them are like the some of the riches they're like I need to stretch out this richness yeah I try to live forever yeah there's the live forever riches but like the real riches bro like like I need I need to get to Hell already I've done enough bad on es they smoking Bogies bro they don't [ __ ] oh it's great there are some of those riches I feel like that's the new riches that are like I need to stretch this thing out the Jeff Bezos is in such right but the old riches stay the generational riches the generational riches are just like bro I've been Rich so long I don't need to be 90. were you hearing family names you're like oh um no not really like a job did anyone to tell you like oh yeah that's the guy from whatever I mean Dove knew every single human being that walked in there before you even walked in oh so was he lacing you up being like oh this guy whatever whatever text me random things it's like so scope of reality he's like he could full like day three diarrhea like I can't I can barely I have to make sure I'm within like 30 seconds run from a toilet at any point yeah it is bad it is bad okay I just made me have AIDS I would have taken age over what I had to do with and the mustache yeah Doug just messages me and he goes he goes uh there's this guy that is in his super yacht in in coppery and wants to know if you're willing to take a helicopter ride from your hotel in Amalfi to go have lunch with him in Capri on the boat on the boat five what a [ __ ] wild world this is that like that's a different level of wealth okay where they're like I'll just send a helicopter to you and then we'll retrieve you yeah and then you'll come to my boat and have lunch and when we finish lunch we will send you back I ain't making it on a helicopter vehicles [Music] I'm texting the billionaire he's got some stomach problems maybe well I told them straight up they got a pot of coffee on that helicopter I guess it works though I feel like oh dude he was killing it you didn't go let me tell you something no no I didn't got it I didn't even move off of the property I didn't even move off the product there'll be other opportunities unless they can lift the toilet out dude it was yeah yeah it was it was crazy but no dub was in his [ __ ] day it is dove did this the most amazing thing this is his element like this is his true gift this is what he's TR he's graded a lot of things but what he's truly great at yeah is not taking no for an answer this is what is true significantly this is awesome I'm taking no for an answer it sounds crazy but his it this is amazing it's like he wants the know it's like if if we called for a reservation somewhere and they just said yes it'd be like come on what is going on you know and then what type of pathetic place would allow us to be there you know we need to manipulate the situation it didn't matter what it was the place is closed you there's not enough food left there is a [ __ ] atomic bomb it wouldn't matter the situation he is finagling and moving and grooving and saying I don't even know what the guy's saying that I'm I'm doing because I know it's coming back on me in some way oh yeah and probably bad dude I mean because he's using me to lie he's lying about me to get into the place yeah you owe someone something oh I know yeah I know we're going to be in Prague one day and a guy's gonna come up to me like where's my [ __ ] 100 yeah but he's always played the part he just doesn't question it just stand in the corner stand in the corner every door opens unbelievable every door it was truly mind-boggling that was fun great job though yeah excellent yeah yeah we're now talking about it wasn't about a girl it was about oh No No Reservations a girl a thing to go into and that's good that's because they always say yes right yeah did they say yes no I got nothing yeah I didn't see you I didn't see too many uh women in these pictures I watched Jewish matchmaking I'm focused now really you're saying you didn't see women with Dove because we came with our yeah it was like two couples and Dove and I was wondering shout out to Jason I just want to say hi to Jason you're the greatest boat diver I was crying bro dude no it was worse than that it was worse it was worse because Al gave up yeah it was full body Jason tried and his whole foot just gave up bro you knew he was Jewish just from the jump dude you're gonna see it like just in the way his feet were moving I probably watched that a hundred times it's also funny because you had a backflip impressive duh perfect diet and then it was like the second time I watched it and I saw feet just this angles yeah I was like what the [ __ ] is happening and there's a moment in there where he just gives up and that's my favorite moment yeah he just goes against me trying to turn it around he goes no it's not gonna happen yeah okay okay okay so tell me tell me tell me ow Cabo uh Cabo so I smuggled my mom into Mexico this is crazy because her passport didn't come in time and I was like now we going on this trip so me I'm doing all my little research did she know you're proposing YouTube yeah okay she did that's why I really wanted her there to you know and also she's never been to Mexico before so I wanted her to be there and so passport didn't come in time I'm doing a whole bunch of research in terms of like all these real IDs and hands IDs can we crush the border so I figure out that we're gonna fly to La we're driving to Tijuana hopping on a plane once you're in Mexico you can travel just with an ID yeah so we did that get to Tijuana fly to Cabo how'd they let you into Mexico without a passport they don't check anything when you go into Mexico nobody's trying to sneak into Mexico well you are yeah no but I mean like nobody's trying to sneak in and stay yeah you know so they don't even ask for your passport when you drive when you drive across they don't ask for anything okay so how do you get back that was the issue so so now same thing on the way back and now we're in this long-ass [ __ ] line waiting to cross the border and that's where it's like my mom's freaking out in the back but I'm telling him like Mom I seen two YouTube videos when they did this [ __ ] and they were good we're gonna be good and so we get to the uh finally get to the board or whatever they take all the IDS um I purposely don't give my password because I was like let's two of us not have passports so we'll be all right um yeah so he just pulls us up in the system he asks her he's like oh have you ever been to Mexico before she said no he's like all right cool have a good day wow so wait you said you lost your passport or no I just didn't come with it because like if you're driving especially in New York we have enhanced IDs yeah you are allowed to drive across the border does your mom have the enhanced ID she just has a regular joint yeah but that's what I'm saying but everybody's in the system so it's like once you pull up the person's name you see the face matches you're good to go oh oh oh oh so she had some form of ID yeah they got it got it got it got it so oh my God it was an hour of waiting in that line just like fretting I'm like [ __ ] are we gonna have to do another 28 days or something like that yeah what would you have done if your mom got stopped you just stayed in Mexico yeah because we had some more days of the vacation to be like yeah good content yeah yeah that's ballsy dude yeah so the reason why uh my girl knew about the proposal because I was planning on doing it I fly to La a couple days early forgot the ring at home no wow so I'm like [ __ ] the whole situation that I was gonna do I'm not gonna be able to do it my mom was already saying that she wasn't gonna come because the passport wasn't there and so I'm like nah Ma you coming because if you come then you can go to New York get the ring bring it so that's why I was like I told my girl I was like [ __ ] I had a plan to do this or whatever while we were there but I forgot the ring and then I had my mom break it so it's like that's why she kind of didn't know that it was gonna happen she thought it wasn't gonna that's what I want your mom to go hey so you were willing to risk your mother going to prison in a foreign country I wanted my mom to have experiences you know to see when I saw you post the first picture you posted was you want to yacht with your mom and I'm in beaudram and this I was like I'm such a piece of [ __ ] Al is taking his mom on trips on Yahtzee and it was so thank God your proposed I was like okay that makes more yeah supposed to be right here and my mom's supposed to be where she is I know he was Jewish yeah because you have another woman that you promised your life to oh that's also true you should have brought your mom yeah yeah why didn't you bring your mom yeah European tour are you bringing your mom to Scotland yes [Laughter] or something yeah Tel Aviv well why television she's not from there she doesn't have any connectivity to that should I bring my mom to Tel Aviv like my grandparents are buried there her father oh Dove pointed that out so [ __ ] fast when we were in Israel bro dude we're on the [ __ ] what is it called The Olive the Mount of Olives oh yeah the amount of Olives or whatever yeah it's our buried here my grandparents a bear here listen how cheap these people both of them are in the same casket no they got a two for one on the [ __ ] mountains that's a crazy situation 69ing forever dude crazy that is crazy a two for one bro my grandma is buried in Mount of Olives my other grandpa buried somewhere else you can't be buried in the Mount of Olives now that's how that's how sacred it is really yeah when the Rapture comes gonna happen there they're gonna take you out first all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second now listen you already know that Morgan Morgan is America's largest injury law firm and we know that Morgan Morgan has a proven track record of fighting for the people with over 15 billion dollars recovered for their clients and we also know that submitting an injury claim with Morgan and Morgan is free and easy but did you know that they are the official injury Law Firm partner of the UFC so to show 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think I have two more tries [ __ ] it's not to save money don't say that that's the main reason for the real [ __ ] reason I don't want to hang out with you guys okay can you say why yeah my girl out of work so she literally was like I got time off and I was like amazing and then we looked at [ __ ] four days I was like this is not gonna work yeah yeah so I was like all right where'd you go but you could have been like Dove and just go yeah alone but then I would have to leave my girl she leaves you to work that's what I'm saying yeah yeah I should have had you when we were arguing about it yeah we leave her all the time yeah it's just hard to be in San Tropez with the guys is it hard it's a little tough I was third with third wheel trip we're fine a great third wheel yeah it's a great thing yeah he's the greatest but yeah it was fun it was a great time we went Upstate we went to Woodstock which is the worst part of Upstate I think it's just a whole town stuck in the past for an event that never happened there I don't understand why these people are so obsessed with it it didn't happen an hour and a half away not an hour and a half is Bethel New York is literally like an hour away and all these people moved there and they're all in like some weird [ __ ] spiritual [ __ ] our waiter was like let me tell you about feng shui they told us why me and my girl were compatible it's Rich hippies like the rich hippies in New York go I don't want to be in the Hamptons because that's where like just the rich people only care about money go so so if you're like a rich person who you think you care about the world and Earth and connectivity you've got to find another place that's what that's what it was yeah and they were just all caught up in this thing that happened 50 years ago and I was like all right that's why when you want to follow the riches just follow the most Dirtbag version yeah they got it like the riches that like want to be good people they create the worst places paper straws you gotta walk everywhere no Ubers you need a [ __ ] blood sucking Rich yeah follow them to the end of the Earth you need somebody Alex Jones doesn't like yes yes put them on sorosis or something yeah vacation there okay so tell us so you're up in in the wilderness did you get your fix I know you really wanted Wilderness great too you got your fix yeah now can you get that at Central Park can you just go to the park because it's the same trees really if you think about it it's similar trees but there's a lot of uh a lot of you people you know what I mean oh this is there you want more hippies there honestly yeah yeah and I don't want you to think that's a he made it a point to look at these two sounds and no but like I just don't I don't know I want to be like kind of away from it a little just like peeing outside is nice yeah and you can do that in Central Park I guess I've seen people do it did you get a cabin yeah so you get into the Winnebago thing no no we didn't do that but we did two so we did one that was like a cabin that was nothing that we did another one that was super nice that was and ended up being so expensive and I was like how did you find this and she was like oh I just was Googling like what how much how much there's like a thousand dollars a night there's like a g at night to go stay and like the woods and when I tell you is the woods the crazy thing dude good rich people are bad for the environment bro oh good rich people are just bad for Humanity this is the worst of Both Worlds because the restaurant kind of sucked the people like the place was cool like the nature was cool but then all the people it's like it was just oligarchs and [ __ ] just like what do you mean oligarchs just Russians there's just so many Eastern Europeans no no they're not allowed here I don't know they were just all speaking Russian they were just all walking around just [ __ ] judge me with their Fendi shirts whatever I hate that I hate when you wear a shirt with just the brand understands it that happened there and Russians aren't allowed the only place Russians are allowed right now is turkey wait really yeah and I'll be honest with you my biggest nightmare what did I say what did I say to you my biggest Nightmare on vacation is going to a place where Russians are people on the plane [Applause] the most classless people I know I mean this I'm not talking about the Russians that we have here even though it's probably the same but the more the Russians from Russia it is pure classic are they are they similar to Rich Chinese like the super rich Chinese there's I there's similarities in that they both come from communist countries and like when you come from a place where everybody's supposed to be equal you need to show that you're not yeah and that's why like Fendi is everything Gucci's everywhere and they make specific products for the Chinese market that are like that yeah because when you come from a time where everybody has to be equal and now you don't you really want to show everybody yo I'm not like you look at the brands look at the brands all over the place they were in Woodstock yeah dude thank you just [ __ ] pretended like LARPing in the woods so are you done with all this you want to join the yeah what are you ready to like have fun like yeah no because there's nature where we go too it's just beautiful yeah but I think I get I think I get like that nature though he likes the wood sneakers yeah the woods is kind of nice can I be honest with you Woods is the worst water it's the worst nature well this is a cool change yet but water over Woods it's not even close but he grew up in Florida he had water his whole life now he wants to be around some [ __ ] where he could die no they have Woods in Florida too they do they got bears and [ __ ] in Florida they got Jaguars it's swamps what's your favorite car I like a jaguar nice E-Series would be really Pleasant to have a nice Jaguar a series but no it the woods if I'm just being objective here it's the worst type of nature it's the poorest I mean like somebody breaks out of jail where do they go high they hide in the woods right nobody goes hides on the coast I'm not trying to be around no one but you don't want to be around no one the Russians were offended keep driving it out we're North so that's what we did go find a lake that's what we did the first time we were the Russians the second time we went all the way up to where we're completely was there a lake yeah there's a waterfall we took a nap at the waterfall there you go it's a little loud just drowning in a quiet place dude yeah you got to get off of this whole like uh what is it called Woods you got to get off of this whole Woods cake the woods is the worst city you don't understand it let me tell you something we created a park right in New York called Central Park if the woods was the best type of nature it would just be Woods but it's the worst type so we made a whole park with everything but the woods it's not about the woods it's about being not around people it's about being just kind of distant just being like hey we don't even don't need to lock the door nobody is more of a social butterfly than you yes four days five days no one's around this is alive I don't buy this that's the only way he can not talk to people you can talk to his wife within five hours I've been Jedi mind trick to thinking I like this actually my wife loves it I heard a conversation in the distance he was like okay did that make the woods fun yeah that noise was awesome yeah yeah no it was just it was interesting it was like very uh I like hero Dosa or no it's like one gram oh okay yeah but I was like very deliberate I did all the [ __ ] that you were supposed to do but the guy told me to do he's like write it out the Graham Hancock [ __ ] like think about it that [ __ ] is fire it'd be like why what happened [ __ ] I was in the woods anymore no like I was listening to music I listened to the most cliche [ __ ] Dark Side of the Moon it's like the most cliche [ __ ] mushroom song it's okay it's okay none of us know that bro none of us we all know it everyone yeah that's like we don't know what's cliche you don't gotta explain to us oh oh but I get why it's cliche in the way that Santorini or all these other spots they think that they're too good for what's cliche or too good for what's popular go [ __ ] yourself [Laughter] probably pretty good it's probably pretty good unless you're so special play Dark Side of the Moon okay play it go okay keep going so we hit it it was great this is this hipster [ __ ] where you gotta like act over You're Not a Hipster but like there you live in hipsterville so like you gotta like act over the popular [ __ ] but there's a reason it's [ __ ] possible no because good for you for doing a special I'm so special that the thing that everyone else likes doesn't work it doesn't work for me that's what it is these are all the people no but in his core he actually likes good things that's what I'm trying to say he's surrounded by hipsters who are like oh you actually watched that dude like anyway yeah so it was just amazing it was like the you get why Everyone likes it you get why everyone does it you have the realizations I didn't realize that the visual effects were coupled with the feeling also like it's not just like oh the things are moving the things are moving and then also internally you're like oh I feel very different yeah and that [ __ ] was very cool I get like the interconnectivity thing that everyone talks about like stuff showing up for you that you're just like thinking like disassociated from is very interesting oh did you have to deal with any trauma did you have some childhood trauma out that was little turns out guys I was [ __ ] diddled the whole time did anything happen like yeah just like fear and I was like okay there's the bear mask no it was like I mean partially that but I was in there and I was like okay what's like the scariest shot I can think of and I don't from childhood I was like okay demons I was like what if I'm in here and a demon gets in my head what if the devil shows up and then I open my eyes and I was like I don't wanna I don't want to do this anymore I'm just gonna not blink for six hours so that was my eyes shut the devil's not gonna be in my head and I was like no [ __ ] it like I was listening to Graham Hancock was saying he was like when the [ __ ] snake shows up jump in its mouth go for it like confront the fear so I did it and then I tried to conjure the scariest thing I could think of and then nothing was there so you leaned in and then you're afraid and it literally the weirdest [ __ ] that happened from the thing and again I don't want to be like over aggrandizing this one little experience but no like no more anxiety the rest of the trip like I would like be in the woods in the middle of the night like peeing and normally I'd be like is there a [ __ ] things or a bear or whatever nothing I went on stage two nights later like and normally I get like a little anxious like before like Pak show New York comedy club kind of nervous felt nothing wow like still like fire it was very strange I can't tell if it's Placebo or if it's actually like this confrontation of this other thing very weird and then even still like the effects like residually have like stayed there wow I don't know why I didn't expect it to be like that I didn't intend for that to have but it happened even on that small dose very strange I mean that's fire yeah that's amazing yeah very weird and you intentionally searched for it no the the goal was but this is the other weird thing the goal was like presence I was like okay how can I just stay in this moment like how do I hang out with my girl how do we like a good husband like just be really happy for two days you're like how do I get as high as possible yeah exactly gotta get out of here no I was like how do I stay as present as possible stay so connected to this other human being try to be a good husband like I'm gonna go see my family how do I stay present with them and not checked out like how do I stay locked into moments and then the fear thing showed up and I was like oh is that why I'm not as present because I'm always back channeling like oh think about this other thing there's other things going on I got to do other stuff and that's all fear that's built in it's not just like being president and not being worried about 10 other things that are happening next week so I don't know that's the way I interpret very strange I don't want to be the person that's like dude [ __ ] streams fixed all my problems you convinced me to do shrooms though no it's very convincing but it's the work though it's like that just shows you some [ __ ] but then you gotta like really be intentional on working on it I think the shrooms can just like show you something but really it's just you showing you something Ari said something like it's basically like therapy yeah and meditation but it just accelerates it a bit yeah and if you don't listen to anything the therapist says or you don't work on any of the show you guys talked about in the session it's going to be useless and you're Jonah Hill yeah yeah I guess shout out to Jonah shout out shout out to Jonah bro Jonah's the goat man did you think that that was abusive no I did not think it's abusive because [ __ ] out their goddamn [ __ ] mind yo they are out there God now bring up the text so he was while in a little bit there you go listen he's wild a little bit like but he did something fire imma start using the word boundaries for anything I don't like no yeah I have a boundary where you disagree with anything I say that's my balance so if you do that then you're breaking one of my boundaries and I can't be with you that being said I don't think there was a single thing that was abusive about what he did no I think it was abusive I was crazy insecure and like shitty yeah he's insecure yeah but like he says he's not saying like you can't be a human being he's like I wish you well I just personally don't want you posting your ass on Instagram I just personally don't want you going to these little surf dates with other men I just personally don't want a partner that's going to do that and if you need to do that you go for it I I wish you the best you got it but I can't have that she met her while she was doing all these things got with her while she was doing all these things and now that you're together you're like now I'm not okay with all these things bro inconvenient sure if this is a little inconvenient it's not abusive but it's more than anything so then what is it it's just being a shitty boyfriend and maybe like um toxic is a word I can we can settle on toxic I think I think that [ __ ] is toxic yo don't have your ass on Instagram you weren't when you weren't with me that [ __ ] worked to get me now you got me now get your ass off Instagram simple as that if she's a surfer in his pictures of her surfing you don't need to surf in a thong did you see shorty in a thong surfing that's what all these girls surfing though they're dumb not mine not mine out there you're first of all even if you do surfing it you need to have a picture of you getting back shots on [ __ ] Instagram what you need to have a picture of you bent over showing the [ __ ] thong on your ass yeah she's putting up a picture of herself straight to Surf somebody gotta [ __ ] come into the water with the camera a waterproof camera wait a minute let me bend over on the board so you can perfectly see the swims who are you who are you guys what type of [ __ ] men are you that are gonna defend the girl with her [ __ ] [ __ ] lips out on Instagram I wouldn't get with a girl who was a server no no no you get with him and you change them yeah maybe if he wiped her and he was like yo you don't need work anymore I got you but you're just dating and you can't do what you love or whatever that's wifey no he didn't wifey they're not married is this when we were doing a movie they together non-stop that's that's wifey so it's in your brain for this dumb [ __ ] this is so gay of both of you this is this is uh both of us and I said it's not abuse what's toxic about it don't be dating dudes in a thong it's awesome don't let your girls do this just let you you gonna let your girl go and have surf dates with a guy if my girl and I don't surf go so so when your girl met you right when all of our girls met us except for y'all okay me and you when our girls met us we was out in these streets that changed once we have a relationship right yeah so [ __ ] changes once you're in a relationship I don't consider she's surfing out in these streets I'll be honest with you if you don't want you surfing get your ass on land what the [ __ ] you serving for get your [ __ ] in yo you can't have the cheeks covered bro like that's a crazy we live in a world where you can't tell your girl to cover her [ __ ] when she's out there in a surfboard that's abusive to be like yo cover your [ __ ] when you're surfing with men that's abuse that's toxic we didn't we say it's not abuse it's toxic you said it's toxic again okay you're a man and you say any other man's toxic again and you if also want to sing to your girl and it's just singing yeah it's just singing yeah you cool with that just singing yeah the first is singing then then you add them 22. I'm just saying first you say that you had a tree too you know what that's how it starts that's how it starts podcast Usher don't play Usher will sing your girl out her panties bro I'm telling you it's a problem bro you saw that having a Kiki Palmer and she had freaks out like that looking crazy [Laughter] [Music] we're here today all right so what are we doing y'all are crazy you're gonna let your girl surf in a thong with men is it a female Surf Wave is it a female wave is a women's only way is it is it a women's only break from 9 to 11 is only women that are there is that it then she could wear full covered underwear she wants to be a surfer she's a surf instructor I believe right no she teaches [ __ ] yoga she's a useless [Music] that was fine I didn't say nothing about that one I didn't say nothing about it that's appropriate that's appropriate that's an appropriate attire oh my God now go to the other one come on yo why you need it you you told your friend hey take this picture of me looking on into the distance where you see my ass cheek hanging out my [ __ ] bathing suit you said take the thirst trap y'all crazy y'all are really crazy I can't believe I'm talking y'all right now I truly can't believe it I truly can't believe it I am honestly I know thank you so I thought I was crazy this man crazy you you can make Arguments for them girls to be [ __ ] is that what you want like I'm just so confused I'm so confused [Music] no you're on vacation I'm on vacation and you on a boat I'm on a boat with your shirt off my shirt off I've posted all these thirst traps thirst traps that's cool that's cool but can you surely do it hell no now ask yourself did you see anything did you see any postings none Ah that's what I'm saying so you could be a thought but she could 100 that's his balance life that's life Instagram know these rules I can show my titties women can't show their titties because even Zuckerberg even most sarri knows Paul yeah deep cut yeah we're going after the real CEO of [ __ ] Instagram he knows a woman's titties is different than a man's titties ow what's different about him you can suck all up on them titties you can suck all about a man's titties okay y'all are really crazy for trying to cap for this [ __ ] stupid behavior from this girl she wanted to Surf like a [ __ ] no we're not allowing no [ __ ] Surfers out here it's not gonna happen wow no I'm not wild y'all are well that's so crazy when we disagree you're like okay so okay so a girl could just [ __ ] anyone she wants I think she wants to I mean that's what you're saying she changed that once she got a relationship right she changed that yes that one you should change something's wrong oh so there's certain things you could change yes but having your [ __ ] lips hanging out of a bathing suit all you want to start photos y'all just want a girl's [ __ ] lips out so y'all can beat off to it that's disgusting that's disgusting okay not I get your [ __ ] lips tucked into that little [ __ ] old bodybuilder baby [Laughter] yo the World's Strongest Man bathing suit from the 20s that's the type of bathing suit you need to wear yeah and she's actually good if she was just one of these batches like Oh I'm a surfer but she just goes out there to take cute pictures that's something different but she's actually nice with it yeah so like she does this she never got stuck underwater yeah I think that's why I think that's not what he's mad about it yeah pretty good so now he's pretty good but there's still no reason why you need to be in a thong you know what you mean that's right y'all y'all been Euphoria y'all been Euphoria bro I'm telling you Society needs to wait listen we got to go back to the Ottoman Empire bro what we need to do is go back to the Ottoman Empire we need a little bit more structure and organization you're acting crazy because you would not allow none of this [ __ ] from your wife son I didn't meet my wife as a surfer what does that have that to do with it she wants to do what she loves surfing he's saying no surfing I'm sorry did you think marriage is about doing what you love what the [ __ ] is wrong with you Akasha it's about sacrificing the things you love more than anything he's mad she hanging out with her female friends please go hang out with your female friends leave me alone not female friends male friends no he says female friends too they have surf dates no I hang out with your little [ __ ] [ __ ] listen listen you don't want your girl hanging out with [ __ ] buckets you don't want that let's say your wife had a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] bucket friends do you want her fraternizing with those [ __ ] disgusting holes do you want such a thing do you want such a thing you bug it bro you bug him right now it doesn't have any [ __ ] bucket and if she did you would have an issue with it I'll be honest I got an issue with most of my wife's friends and they ain't even [ __ ] I do have an issue I got the [ __ ] lasers on all y'all [ __ ] up one time it's done even the game that's my Bowser that's mine what about the gay friends nah he's cool with the games bro the gays you good the gays are good maybe a little touch friendly though they got to chill with Ashley yeah you know she got boundaries bro you test to see if they were undercover oh the gays I did I made him prove it yeah because I need to check mark on that question right here I had the [ __ ] boat to make sure I was like all right let's see okay we know you bottoms now it's time to go the other way it's so funny because there's undercover [ __ ] straight in the game mix that's the problem bro can't do it that's what I'm saying you your girl your girl she has a lot of family right your wife she got a lot of family yeah that don't count bro she can have [ __ ] bucket friends [Laughter] but she doesn't so you don't have anything to worry about but these [ __ ] buckets is zigging and zagging all over the place shop right in the middle yeah hey boundary boundaries bro why am I wild off on this one what's your boundary what what's your boundary oh my same way it does it say it like [ __ ] but that's my boundary that's my boundary tip but that was all cat because she does I had to I had to um agree to at least thongs because she's from Spain and they go topless over that and she's like what the [ __ ] yeah you say yo when when we in Spain then you do it yeah but we in America if we go to the beaches out here like if we go to Miami some beaches here just wrapped a little skirt around here no no no I will say this so she's like I can't be comfortable on the beach because of what you're uncomfortable with and I'm like yeah no are you and your girl are comfortable with her wearing thongs that is a cultural thing and I actually don't think it's that bad to be honest I don't think it's that bad if you guys are comfortable with it but if if something you were you were uncomfortable with you were just like hey it just makes me feel insecure I see all these guys looking at you and like it makes me want to like protect you and then I feel like I have to do something physical with these guys just it doesn't allow me to relax on the beach like it just makes it my whole Beach experience really awful I bet you she would go I don't want your Beach experience to be awful just for like three more inches of fabric of course I'll do it yeah that's a therapized way to say it you don't think he started with that no no you think that's the first text she's in la la land guys she doesn't know oh do you have any wax for my surfboard I need to go wax my surfboard hey hey goodies that quack for my surfboard you know wax up myself I'm just gonna know what the [ __ ] going on surfing with dudes is crazy bro there's only dudes out there why why you pick a man sport stop picking man hobbies bro pick a girl hobby shopping you was doing gymnastics what about a volleyball backflip that's dramatic that's a girl's book you out here showing up for the girlies bro what are you doing with that what have you got a gymnasts honestly I gotta have a talk with my wife about that I gotta apologize I was attracting too many [ __ ] with that backflip that I did I was thinking I was attractive sometimes you know every time Rich ass pictures yeah you see him competing yeah after I did that backflip everybody pulls a day I respect the girl everybody I know you don't got a good backflip he's too top heavy bro it was nice to send it to the group because he it didn't have it it would turn them off yeah this was too much attention if I posted which one is uh you're on the left he was [ __ ] Cocker I feel like you shut the [ __ ] up first of all it's clean let me see let me see what's going on here no you did you don't even go fully around it's clean the other dude nailed it though the other dude killed that [ __ ] the other dude was it was slightly because I gotta caught my attention first yeah I mean I've seen that guy before I seen him [Laughter] out of 22 earlier 22. son y'all were y'all were hating in that [ __ ] group chat bro what'd you be well I've sent the text to the group chat like yo my man's Mia ain't that crazy right and y'all were like you actually Googled it did we all Google it yeah you wild for that one yo because the green Wallace part that you thought a 25 inch meat exists that's the one that is wild he's on the metric system doing centimeters I thought it was that I did think it was that that's more I did think it was that I did think it was that because Granny was talking about how it was 25 inches you cannot believe everything you post on Instagram I didn't believe everything I believed that okay foreign [Music] he said 25 inches I thought it was maybe around I thought it was a rough estimate oh there's 22. my man I had him 22. yeah but and then I saw it and I was so let down I was like it's the worst way to see it yeah you want it to be three years yeah she got it like no I'm not saying the guy's dick ain't huge is huge but when you think 25 and then it's what do you think it was nobody thought 25 though yeah that's what we're tripping on no one thought twenty bucks well you can't say no one because you're sitting in front of someone who did okay in front of a human being who thought it was 25 inches okay me pulling it up yeah dude we can at this point wow bro come on what are we doing that's soft [Laughter] now let me ask y'all a question is it now go to your heart like it's crazy to say that but go to it harder yeah it's not it was only me and Doug they saw it but we saw it separate like so when he hit the group chat with it he's like dude you've never seen this I've been saw it because he knew the name and everything I don't I've never heard of this dude I'm black draw [Laughter] or is that like a Photoshop is that girl really in Black bra yeah yeah are you looking at the girl homo I know about that about that I did [ __ ] up right there and is he raking leaves with a hard dick that's crazy yeah he does a lot of activities yeah there's a lot of housekeeping evidently whoa go to the side to the to the side go side more down come on go down right there what's that one Cinderella see what I mean oh wait yeah all right does the dick point up no oh wow he got it Alex I'll explain it nah miles no yeah dicks are Australian so that's it hard it's fine right right dude no no no it's it's very big but I'm thinking 25. yeah I think he could just be like that he could paint with his dick yeah for real yeah I want him to ponder [ __ ] I'm good on this one what do you mean well I'm trying to find this he's right now listen okay so should we discuss this whole Adam 22 thing I think we did right I think we handled it well we didn't discuss it yeah what do you guys think I mean I don't know that's uh that's a boundary for me yeah I'm not blown away by it for him though like if like he does porn with his girl you know what I mean like he's a podcaster he's a BMX dude he's got all these Brands but he also is a porn star and so porn stars often like will act in scenes is the way they see it with other people so I don't see it like for him that crazy yeah don't come back one of us kept the truth the one that went to the Muslim part of the world every porn star does it is it weird for porn stars to do this to do what to like yeah yeah thank you y'all all been destined Destiny done [ __ ] radicalized out of 22 radicalized Mark doesn't Destiny let his girl do that [ __ ] I don't know bro that's crazy it's not swingers it's you let people [ __ ] your girl Loki filming is better than not filming it though because not filming it you're just doing it for the love oh you filming you get money off hey hey you changed my mind with that one I think this is a funny point if you film it I think it's better dude then you get paid I don't know because more people don't know about it but you know that it was just for the Love of the Game and that's hard the bank account would I and I haven't I haven't texted Adam about this Captain here say what I know he's like I got too much money for my my wife to get donkey [ __ ] by some dude yeah and does that mean so there look here's this is what I thought it was and I haven't spoken to Adam about it I I don't even want to text him about it it's just too [ __ ] weird but uh but uh my what I thought this was is you kill a story with a story I texted you guys this sort of group I think as well which is like the story about no jumper was it's falling apart you had all this people that were like the uh you know the they're not staff they're like Talent they're like on-air Talent all leave leaves a huge vacuum what's happening with the identity like what's happening with the brand is the brand done is it over and then announces this thing and then all the conversation is about this and none of it is about oh my God all the people that were on the channel have left in have gone done their other things and no jumper is done now people are being critical of this for sure but it feels as if the entire internet is talking about this one so yeah and if Adam is cool with it he doesn't care about the criticism because he's getting all the views all the attention and he's pivoting more into something that maybe is working for him which is hey I like the porn [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] or make way more money on the porn [ __ ] than we did the gang [ __ ] so now I'm completely done with the gang [ __ ] and I do the porn [ __ ] and I do the podcast and it's gonna make crazy money it's I wonder if it's just we're doing one and then we're quitting the internet like I I literally wonder if it seems like he's teeing up the next [ __ ] yeah I don't think he's doing one of them quick yeah who knows but yeah if you are comfortable here's the thing after one there's uh minimal returns in my personal opinion diminishing returns yeah diminishing returns it's like how many times do you need like once we know you're okay with someone banging your wife I don't need to see a third person bang your wife the big one is the first one yeah you've either got to go bigger in size which is like maybe 24. that'd be crazy or it's got to be some kind of like wild collapse he said something about him and another dude doing it that is another angle you could go but I think this is a perfect example of killing a story with a story just like just looking away it's all traditional now you're all conservative listen what's the big deal she was into uh adult filmmaking before they met do you understand you have to allow her to do this there is a difference between surfing with a man and letting that man [ __ ] your wife you don't know how much you love surfing dude so much yeah it's a disconnect that's it yeah you never really don't know what it's like yeah so I'm just trying to say I'm just trying to say for me they're the same laughs they are the same why are you surfing with with this guy when you could just be getting [ __ ] by him yeah you might as well you might as well you might as well why are you putting on as little clothing as possible to get wet with a man why don't you just say that to me hey hey husband I'm gonna go put on as little clothes as possible and go get wet a man whoa whoa that sounds crazy be out of breath this [ __ ] is too horny almost die in three feet that's right come on bro Elena almost died with two feet you think surf is too hard say what's up it's too horny servants too only bro didn't you learn on Fire Island son I learned on McCain Island I had to control myself I had to control myself bro oh my God for real trying to make me game I was born in the dark I'm Bane I'm the bane of this [ __ ] I'm gay yeah I'm being I'm the baby Mark okay [ __ ] out of here all right come on bring up a topic or something um go business-wise is great for Adam though oh there's that I mean [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] and it still hasn't dropped yet and it's like you have subscribe to only fans and so many people are going to subscribe and forget that day so many people are going to subscribe but forget that there subscribe to it and then you'll just have like that large income Revenue whatever I'm trying but I'ma just keep now I can do that yeah words out you call them mouth cabbage it's like we signed up if we're signing up we're signing up for big black dicks in your wife that's cool so it's next month if next month I don't have another big black dick in your wife I'm tight I'm commenting bro wow wow if I signed up for NBA league passing you don't give me no games what's the problem what if it's just Atlanta surfing with another dude that is the same thing same thing okay okay if a black Guy's surfing is surviving I'd be very surprised you're gonna be like me in a while I this is going to be a little potential problem keeping up with I agree keeping up with the standard with the Johnsons I agree keep it up it's a or it could be a one-hitter quitter we out they might be just be catching a lick or but the worst doesn't happen at all the worst part she said I was sore for a few days after oh this is theater this is them like he is being very funny it shows the power of humor too because like the the funnier he is about it the more okay I feel about him in the situation or at least the last unokay I feel about it I feel less like this I truly okay with it okay for him I feel like he doesn't care I really think he doesn't care yeah I don't think he does yeah yeah and but I also don't think he has feelings exactly we told him this when he came on the phone yeah yeah yeah yeah this confirms it you have to not have feelings but what a competitive Advantage you have no feelings all right guys let's take a break for a second let's be honest here the biggest clouds okay the coldest smoke the smoothest experience if you enjoy uh talking if you will but you hate that throat and long burning okay you gotta check out today's sponsor it's a free 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Sue and Zuck for Threads I don't think it's going to go through no yeah how can you one what grounds can you sue I think he has the source code open for Twitter I think Elon made the made it open source and just like kind of like put the source code out there and I think that is going to cause a lot of problems if it becomes if it goes to litigation because they can say oh did you hire ex-twitter employees yes but they I don't think they breach contracts because I think they were terminated for a long enough time they they would have to prove that they like violated some type of like non-compete which I don't think they can do and then on top of that it's all open source code so they can just look at it and be like yeah he got access to it yeah I don't know the threat and If you hired all of them as consultants I think that gets around the contracts because they're not employees yeah and you fired them so if you fire you're not going to competitor unless you gave me a crazy Severance I don't think there's I think I just do whatever I want yeah fired unceremoniously it seemed like they just woke up to an email they were fired and I can't go work for a competitor that seems crazy has anybody used it no I posted one thing on it yeah the major part of the lawsuit is that uh meta recruited several former Twitter employees who possess and even currently have access to Twitter's Trade Secrets and their confidential information yeah I just like these Tech lawsuits I just don't think go through there's so many Twitter knockoffs like there's Mastodon there's blue sky like what's the Trump one yeah there's so many that have basically copied it like I mean blue sky is literally created by Jack Dorsey that is a stripped down version of Twitter so what is the end game here like is Elon just trying to what is it called uh stir up Waters to catch fish is he just using this as an opportunity to promote Twitter like engaging in the beef and then hopefully you know that will take people back over to Twitter where he's tweeting about it you know like all of his criticism of Zuckerberg come from Twitter so he's maybe driving traffic over to Twitter but I don't know I I just I don't think I think he's [ __ ] up home he's [ __ ] it up yeah you think yeah yes I couldn't believe he actually bought Twitter I'll say that forever I thought that was just publicity we're getting whatever I'm gonna pull out of the deal at the last second when it happened I was like what is your end game here and Twitter just seems worse one cool thing is you can upload a whole video for however long it don't matter but then like do you see remember that day where you could only read x amount of tweets and they just stopped letting you retweets no I'm not a loser wait Did they really tell you you reached your limit yeah when it was like pay for verification yeah they're just trying to get everybody to pay the eight dollars I ain't gonna do it yeah so does that still the way um yeah I think they raised the threshold but still at a certain point you're gonna need to get which I haven't hit now why are they going to this pay model I don't I they're going away from ad revenue and just trying to make a subscription like make all the money on a descriptions on and so that's the issue because no one wants to pay for something that they were using for free yeah like I don't know why he's massively yeah you get it you don't think about this before you spend 44 billion on something and like so many celebrities are fine with not having their blue check day they don't give a [ __ ] I'm curious do you have your blue check I don't think so the [ __ ] and so it's like he [ __ ] up I don't know it might be too soon to say like it is interesting to me that so many other like like channels have taken some of the things that Twitter's done like paying for verification through Instagram I think Facebook has it as well now yeah the NFL stole [ __ ] from the XFL that only made the XFL a good League yeah yeah but I don't know if it's too soon I feel like it's too soon to say it's uh I'm just looking what is this end goal that's what I'm trying to say like he's he's really active right now I don't think that he's really active Because he believes he's gonna win this lawsuit against threads I don't think threads is unique enough that people will totally transition and go over there I think it's like fun for people right now because I feel like they get a bunch of new followers and they'll be like one of the few people that are on this space but I don't know if it has anything compelling enough to like go there and digest content you know like Tick Tock is undeniably entertaining yeah like you went through it and you're like wow this is better than all the other apps yeah like just scrolling now Instagram's kind of caught up with reels and YouTube with shorts but when it was just Tick Tock that had that feature where it's like you don't even need to follow anybody we know what you like my wife is still so addicted nuts it's like if you had like 30 minutes you and your wife and you just decide to scroll Tick Tock you laugh together yeah you might cry at a video it's like I can't believe I'm making this argument for tick tock it could be [ __ ] reels it could be shorts whatever but this type of entertainment yeah you get like a lot of feelings out of a 30 minute thing that's why I had to say reels and I had to say China all I'm trying to say is I don't see myself going on threads for breaking news I don't see I think it's exciting and it was really easy conversion because you do it all through Instagram pretty much yeah like like do you want to follow everybody you already follow yeah not only that the people that have huge audiences on Instagram automatically get this huge audience on thread so if it does blow up and take over Twitter then boom I've got a hole how is that because I'm trying to figure out how Zuckerberg thinks he can get people to threads over Twitter maybe it's super easy you get to bring yourself it's really convenient my issue with those like the people that are like Twitter smart people Instagram is like pretty people you know what I mean like the biggest pages on Instagram are like aggregate Pages where it's like people just post a ton of different content like Instagram models and I don't know if people want to hear what they have to tweet no no I mean so you're trying to bank on pulling Twitter levers over to threads to then get like smart people on threads and then pretty people on Instagram and then you take over the whole thing the only chance I have is that Twitter goes under and then there's an alternative that exists where all your followers already are right that works and it's like having all Apple products where it's just like it's synced up yeah are you gonna get journalists over the threads that's like the big I think it's easy copy and paste I think you'll get all the same articles there and it will be a literal mirror to Twitter the question is are they going to reconfigure the algorithm so you enjoy what you're scrolling on more and I think whoever that's the way I think that could see it winning is go we're not going to give you what you follow we're going to give you what you enjoy that's what it's currently doing so they are tick tockifying yeah if it's we're just doing that too but Twitter's doing that too so whichever algo is better more enjoyable will win but Instagram has an opportunity to completely tick tockify threads and I wonder if that's no I don't think it's more difficult who knows I think if they find a way to just integrate it with Instagram where you don't have to use a separate app like just have like a swipe where it's like I want to use threads it's like a different window because like so many people would um tweet something and then copy their tweet and then post it on Instagram now if you could just do that and also take your thread and post it to your IG story yeah yeah like yeah if you have complete Synergy then they might be able to get it popping this go on off this app and then open another app is a huge barrier down yeah I think yeah yeah I have the IG story thing so like now if you see a thread in there and you click on that thread it takes you right to the smart yeah okay so that kind of synergy is is and that seamlessness like you were saying that's what Apple does so well it's like everything is just your [ __ ] watch is connected to your TVs connected to your computer your phone yeah that's feel rushed though the threads thing yeah in what way like it's it feels kind of like a [ __ ] okay and it's like I'm like why wouldn't you wait till the product is like great before you put it up you think he's trying to capitalize on the uh the beef the we're gonna fight thing I think it's a little bit of that but I also think there's a lot of other Twitter competitors popping up like there's one it's called spill that like I've recently got on and it's more targeted for you know black urban community but that's the fun one it popped so quick and I think they saw I was like oh [ __ ] we need to get up gotta get on this before interesting I might have something to do with it yeah yeah maybe they sense Chum in the waters with Twitter like it's getting weak I thought Elon knew Zuckerberg was going to launch threads and that's why he started this whole we need to fight beef [ __ ] oh because I could continue this was coming that's good too yeah I assume he got ahead of it once he heard about threads anyway yeah exactly oh that's a great take I want to see that fight though or something he's like a big [ __ ] walrus looking guy and Mark is what five eight yeah maybe like his Jujitsu is not good enough where you can mitigate that type of weight difference I don't think elon's like working out working out I think he's gonna lay off just doing ozone I think Zuckerberg is [ __ ] working out [ __ ] that y'all did 1200 oh the Murph yeah Zuckerberg he's getting after it yeah but I'll take a small guy 12 years older though elon's 52 Zuckerberg is 39. yeah yeah so maybe he just gets exhausted yeah I mean it's really interesting what Zuckerberg did it's he started doing Jiu Jitsu and like integrated himself into MMA and then use that as clout for people to think that he was cooler than the painted white face guy that is a robot when he talks to Congress yeah yeah and it [ __ ] worked it [ __ ] worked now he's talking [ __ ] on him on uh it spreads talking [ __ ] on Instagram saying yo let's fight let's do Jiu Jitsu whatever like he he he jumps on the wave of MMA and the wave of MMA has so much I guess masculine clout that it de-nurtified him yeah he is cooler he is objectively he's looking cool he just physically doing cooler things unbelievable yeah he's like I'm Mark and this is my digital yeah he bombed on that metaverse [ __ ] but he's looking cooler too because it's like 100 now like you out here oh yeah how much of all this is also just like yo meta's in the [ __ ] tank right now let's lift evaluation by making me look better I can't make meta any better right now but I can make me look better 100 things company I feel like from the name change is that now that they have threads the fact it's not associated directly with Facebook I actually think gives threads a better chance like Facebook I feel like is such an Antiquated name the idea of like a young person using a Facebook product feels weird to them yeah so even just having it be meta like threads by meta or whatever makes it a little better this is the first product I feel like they launched since changing the name hmm so in that regard I'm like that is one benefit of just change the name even if the product like the metaverse didn't work just having the name meta I think is better than Facebook interesting and you can post videos and stuff on threads right yeah yeah I think so so essentially it's gonna be a better version of Facebook yeah it's like Facebook for young people exactly so you replace Facebook or not even replace you let the old people stay over there on Facebook and the young people start to adopt the Reds if they want to and uh it's really like do black people do it that's that's what's going to come down to yeah if black people go on threads and it pops the [ __ ] off and it's fun like black Twitter is fun then I think people will go if they don't there's no [ __ ] check I think they're angling for younger people I think that's the goal but they've got to get that black Twitter going like I haven't forgotten the name spill and I'm like I need to go see what's up over there yeah it feels kind of cool there's just not enough people yet and so that's why I think threads will probably win because it's just so easy you need the numbers bro and they've really made it easy to sign up it's like Apple pay yeah you know how like the most annoying thing is typing in your [ __ ] information when you're about to buy something online your name your [ __ ] email your all these credit card all these things and then Apple pay came in and it was just like tap once done I'll buy anything now yeah there's no time for me to think about my purchase yeah so they're so good at that you know when you get a code sent to you texted you and then it just Auto populations oh yeah I mean Apple's so good at all that get rid of every buried entry possible yeah yeah it's insane help me spend yeah do you want to see the two of them fight no I don't care I would I'm not watching I would watch it yeah yeah I would watch the [ __ ] of it but I don't think it's good for like America why like two billionaires like two of the biggest like technocrats that are like ruin the country if you've seen that movie it's exactly what they would do like I just don't think it's like a good Global look I don't know to me it feels like it's just end of the Empire feels like a falling Empire it does have that feeling to me I think they just start like the new um Logan Paul Jake Paul Fight League amongst billionaires now it's like other billionaires gonna want to get in there to be like nah I'm the toughest building there yeah she'll be fire I think the best way to prove toughness of billionaires is like to keep America on course like the corporations around the country and that's good and bad but as soon as they're less thinking about running the country more think about like [ __ ] other billionaires within the same country then I'm like oh that's bad for the country yeah that's a good point it is entertaining as [ __ ] like I'm gonna watch it I'm here for entertainment babe not a long time yeah what did these Romans do that's that's what I'm saying it feels circuses from like but if the Romans had the empires in the Gladiator ring or the Emperors and the Gladiator you'd be like what do you think and we don't have the only billionaires like there's gonna be other people getting into that you know who one less Indian billionaire but I mean oh Pakistan like once once they get in that now it's going to be on some country [ __ ] now we rooting for Zuck if he's going against the [ __ ] Chinese billionaire yeah that's fire that's kind of cool I don't think the Chinese building like they're gonna be allowed to go in this league yeah China specifically I think China is going to be like you could do that another one y'all could disappear we have no problem the question is do we want Elon Musk spending 14 hours a week training or 14 hours a week solving the problems that will hopefully continue the great legacy of the United States of America I'd rather him train than spend 14 hours a week on Twitter but that's not what I I understand but I mean he's already wasting his time doing [ __ ] that's not helping out the world so it's like whatever if it takes them off Twitter because he's kind of annoying on Twitter so hey I'd rather you fight them be on Twitter I have not 180 in a person this hard in quite a while I mean I was all Elon everything yeah and now I'm like that's what I'm saying like shut up for a little bit maybe I can go back to liking you again please shut the [ __ ] up he just tweeted every once in a while some like smug [ __ ] it was funny it was hilarious just too much too much you know if he could fight if he's [ __ ] people up and then still sending Rockets let's do it remember when Jimmy came out Ted Cruz played basketball and it was like [ __ ] three to four and they just had to cancel the match no I'm not gay I've never seen that okay I've never seen that I didn't even know what do you mean it was three to four it was like a horrible game I I think they called the game because it took too long I could be wrong but either way it was just pathetic it's like y'all aren't athletes why are we watching this yeah this would be the same thing maybe the same thing it would not maybe not for Zuckerberg as much because he's clearly in shape but for like someone gets head trauma some of this [ __ ] thinks of that would be hilarious yeah they're fighting each other like that's a very real possibility show us how much you care about UFC fighters I like those guys [ __ ] their heads up yeah right the Smart Ones I mean if you build a multi-billion dollar company I'm gonna be more concerned about your brain yeah the country isn't in their hands yeah you know what I mean if they ran the country then I'd be like yo you guys gotta chill keep doing country stuff yeah but the corporations Run America so I'm like keep keep doing this yeah I don't want your focus on this fight I'll be honest I mean I don't I don't really think they're gonna fight like I think it's just publicity and I think it's good for both of them yeah but uh I don't really think that they're gonna fight there's no way it does keep twittering because I think Elon neither maybe he needs a w right now maybe I mean just focus on the cars man like that's the other thing you know how do all great Empires die and spreading themselves too thin and maybe that's what elon's doing like he's built this great Empire and he's got SpaceX secondarily you guys Tesla you got SpaceX boring company there's yeah there's a bunch of different ones but it's like yeah maybe he's spreading himself too thin you know why don't you focus on now granted it's your life do whatever you want with your life he just stepped down from Twitter right yeah so hopefully he's getting back on track yeah yeah anywho uh what else we got going on yeah we can talk about your girl yo do you know what's going on with that there's a lot I try to figure it all out okay it's a lot I write a couple Amanda what is your name Miranda Sings Miranda Sings yeah so what the [ __ ] is happening with this girl like I think we need to educate people on who she is it might be a lot yeah I mean she's featured in Seinfeld's comedians of cars yeah he did an episode he went on her show she's basically Seinfeld's most watched episode apparently really wow that is crazy so Colleen Ballinger is a internet influencer YouTube YouTuber internet celebrity and basically got famous making like song parodies where she would like wear this crazy makeup play this character Miranda Sings and would sing like terrible covers of songs and that was like her character and she was like this wacky person and then she kids loved it kids loved it like her demo is probably like eight to like 15 something like that and then she kind of pivoted to just being like a YouTuber I had a kid blah blah and this happened in 2020 this kid that was basically running her fan account was posting a bunch of stuff now they came out in 2020 all this happened in like 2013 or 2014 when the kid was like 13 14 years old and basically she just starts like confining him like really personal things about like her divorce she starts telling him all of like these really like personal secrets because they built a relationship through him running her fan account they ended up like meeting up a few times like going to dinner yada yada and then the whole big thing is that like she sent him lingerie that was like the big controversy that everyone's looking at I looked into it it's not as crazy as it sounds even though it's still inappropriate basically they did like a lingerie reveal on one of her like live streams where her husband wore the lingerie over his clothes and then he was commenting like oh this is so funny blah blah like I let me have it or something like that and then she basically sent him the lingerie how old is he I think at this time he was like 15 or 16. something like that and then so she sent it to him and his parents were like what the hell like he lives in Dublin they were just like what the [ __ ] this is insane super inappropriate they told him to cut off contact took all the stuff from him I think other things transpired like in their interpersonal relationship I think she was asking about like pointed personal questions about like virginity and stuff like that I don't know the exact details but it's wild though like it's basically like having very personal conversations with like her underage fans and then also sending them like sexual clothing even though it wasn't in the most sexual way it's still crossing a line so he basically pointed this out in 2020 and then it resurfaced now I don't really know exactly why but uh it seems like it comes up like every year or so and then this one really popped off because she wrote like an apology not apology video where she sang yeah her non-apology and that got people fired up too I saw that that was good yeah this is good you like the like I mean yeah some bars in it but like I I I'm curious like you thought it was like a smart PR move or the song was good like I didn't watch it oh no I just like the fact that she was kind of like singing some bars and then talking singing some bars I've never seen her before I didn't maybe she does this all the time and I was like oh I was pretty impressive but outside of that I think she's a little weird for engaging with young kids yeah so much because I did a little research there was like a group chat where she had like a bunch of younger people in it I thought I read this yeah and so it's like and then she fired that kid who was yeah one why do you have a such a young kid running your social media he started it on his own I think I read she was like talking to them about her relationships and her issues and it's like and then she fired him for posting something inappropriate even though she had okayed the post which I'm like that's [ __ ] up but um yeah she just sounds a little off sounds like she's on Spectrum a little bit but she doesn't realize that she does things that are a bit inappropriate until it comes back up and to butter in the ass yeah hmm do you know more because no that's the extent of my knowledge you don't miss anything on that models do you know anything else uh no I mean she had some like later on things with like Trisha Paytas and like they had a show and how long ago did you stop running her fan account weeks literally weeks ago no did you watch this lady like were you no no no I never did I just caught up on it with Phil DeFranco he explained everything pretty well yeah but the song's wild she opens going they told me not to talk about this but they didn't tell me not to sing about it yeah that's sort of funny that sounds like some shelter it's like everybody tells you hey don't talk about this oh so guys but yeah so I don't it just seems inappropriate I don't know if it's like I don't know if she's like grooming like those are like the the accusations on her I don't know how you can really prove that I don't know if she had intent to like do sexual behaviors with these kids maybe she did I have no idea ain't nobody want to [ __ ] your kid yo well ain't nobody want to [ __ ] your kids I mean tell these parents nobody wants have you seen To Catch a Predator no they made 10 seasons how many women were on that show it was a canceled it was a handful no yeah there's no [ __ ] were there [ __ ] yeah I think I think like famously there was like a couple find a [ __ ] for him to catch a predator I'm looking I'm looking thank you um thank you come on get out of here bro yeah this look she's huge like I didn't realize how big she was in terms of following oh dude maybe he caught no female Predators dude right my dog yeah come on I don't think there was Come On Son come on Chelsea knows his Predator these female teachers who [ __ ] the students she's not a teacher bro she an artist hey not ain't none of these artists want to [ __ ] your kids parents I mean she's a goof for sending the lingerie to a 15 year old like you're just an idiot because you should be thinking like oh this could potentially go wrong she says it in the live stream so literally like the kids talking he's like oh let me have it like send it to me or like oh I something to the effect of that he expressed interest in it and then she basically was like oh yeah we're definitely gonna send it too it's gonna be so funny we're gonna send to him his parents are probably gonna be like oh my gosh why is this girl sending my kid laundry whatever and then send it to him oh like in the moment she's even recognizing how crazy it is and it still did it so this is ridiculous this whole thing is well she also shouldn't be confiding personal information to children it's not sexual I don't think but it's just weird like why are you friends with man bro I'm hanging with my nephews I don't know how many times they ask him so what school like every question is what is school like bro you got friends at school what's school about and that's the whole conversation every day and it's constant just being like yeah that sounds crazy because you're just like you know if she was doing this on Twitch it'd be totally okay and she was just on Twitch confiding whatever the [ __ ] she was confiding yeah and it would be the same age people watching you can tell everyone you can't tell anyone yeah how many people are in that group chat oh I don't know the exact amount I don't think it was a lot there's like a handful of like what was inappropriate that she was confiding him the Trisha paid his photos this one thing that people bring up so Trish Paytas has and only fans and uh apparently she was sharing the photos from the only fans of Trisha Paytas in a group chat that had minors in it and like in a mocking way how what were the photos uh I don't know I died was it nude photos was it photos of you know her dog like not a worse kind of thought it says adult content don't surface that's pornographic bruh yo what really happened to y'all y'all guys no no you're really wrong for that one y'all are crazy bro so it's surface I felt less insecure as it went on because when you started I was like am I crazy yeah wait wait we gonna see him keep the same energy you guys are just in a position where you know your wife isn't gonna do that [ __ ] yeah so you you have an answer because she wasn't doing it before I met her but she could post it about it all the time she could find certain no new [ __ ] like [ __ ] we have them do [ __ ] we do new [ __ ] together what if she wants to do it you over here you're doing a pod you know you're away what if she wants to go do some of that [ __ ] with her and our dude friends that's the boundaries that we said so you like Jonah you and Jonah are the same it's completely stuck so your only issue is that she did it before him yeah you can't get with somebody and then just try to change them completely like she did think about women bro any woman 's toxic is crazy when they try to change us completely after they meet us ever I mean you a whole [Laughter] [Music] this [ __ ] was a Savage [ __ ] down everything before he got in there yeah that's a good plan straight [ __ ] everyone down everybody you don't remember that no punching dick and [ __ ] if you were dating a girl and she said yo you can't do stand-up anymore that would be crazy because they want nice things dumbass no woman's ever gonna ask you to stop doing the thing that provides for your lifestyle but you're such a smart telling the guy you could get a different job that doesn't have that you know what I mean yeah women don't believe that they believe this is your town keep doing that [ __ ] and keep buying all this nice stuff come on that's a ridiculous question let's say I had a hobby oh it was talking to [ __ ] and can you stop that hobby talking to [ __ ] in the park but that's how you measure let's say I was like I said we met she said yeah that's how we met now that stops because you might meet someone else exactly that's what they're afraid of exactly you met me that way you're gonna meet someone else that's what Jonah's thinking we met serpent you might meet someone else you was your scenario which is that's how you met me that's all I'm trying to say why why are you guys thinking that this is ridiculous when you all agree with it y'all just too [ __ ] to say the same thing yo y'all need to put some boundaries on your ladies bro for real I need a boundary up your ladies bro y'all need a boundary them up out of bounds bro sometimes they be stepping out of bounds [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] was disrespectful when she curb Usher the next day oh I was disrespectful like that to the curb yeah sure like that but for real what would you want your girl to do in that situation it gets sung to H would you yeah you would want her to get sung too absolutely nah we out I want to get some too by Usher say what I want to get sung too by Usher really what song would you like anyone which one he got hits all of them what's your favorite one there goes my baby [Laughter] what Loki this is great PR for ushers Vegas incredible and deserves all the attention he deserves the flowers I'm glad the younger generation is fine about Usher yes that's another reason I wouldn't be insecure about my girlfriend about ocean because he's too old for it you don't know that's the only thing like sweetie was getting sunk to by Usher and she wasn't reacting to it because she don't know no words the song she didn't go through this she doesn't know us-h-e-r all right yeah [Laughter] that's why my body my body I was like my body I was like a submarine bro implosion [Applause] [Music] anticipation [Music] [Applause] [Applause] gonna have your girl Drip Drop drip naked getting Buffet so be careful be careful that's what you gotta do is be careful when you go to the Usher show no I want to go now [ __ ] we gotta go yeah let's go we're gonna go gotta get something too let's bring our girls you're fired come on what date night boundaries I'll be jealous I've been kicking her out of here I can't believe you I want your girls to be surf instructors losing ass y'all are crazy for that bro y'all are really crazy for that come on bro you want your girl's job in a bikini you were a surf instructor bro I'm a man it's different what if I built different Mark what if that girl showed up when you say yo you can't be wearing that around me you got a man she dating Jonah we still filming you peoples we still feeling you peoples put a [ __ ] shirt on yo put a [ __ ] shirt on put some pants on put some jeans put your [ __ ] jeans that's your dungarees on yeah tired of this [ __ ] he was a surf instructor in Fire Island you wow are you for the lgbtq are you against her son yo games can surf two games could surface [Laughter] not once only in Bodrum did it leak violently oh my goodness yeah are you ever gonna go to like like a like a third world country like Africa or some [ __ ] like Safari Africa is not a country [Laughter] stop behaving how you dressed I was trying to gear to a joke country like Africa like Safari neither of which our country what a [ __ ] dumb guy in the country right country as a country no it's a terrible rapper again come on I got plans to put my hands nice and quiet [Music] uh since we've been waiting for this just wanna take it nice and slow I forget it do you wanna get freaky I [ __ ] you like a surface those are the lyrics surfing is crazy you guys yeah insane people bro I realize how crazy that song just gets out of nowhere come on bro shout out to us Oh I thought you're talking about Beyonce Beyonce that was a crazy crazy line sure the surfboard surfboard riding on that wood right on dude and Daisy not built like a surfboard really like do you know what I mean like he's not even more boogie boarders you know like or you know something else like bean bag pillow what other things nothing come on bro you're gonna go to the brunch next year no matter what you're gonna be at the Rock Nations brunch God willing baby ow Rock Nation brunch or The Hamptons party of Rick oh Michael oh that's hard yeah it's not even a question I don't know except because like a Ruben party because Jay-Z was there anyway that is oh get the twofer yeah yeah you might and black people are good in all white too yeah you guys do look very good very good at all I might do that yeah Huffy used to throw that party though right when we were I always thought it was Puffy's party he does the New Year's uh Poppy's always New Years back in the day no no he used to do a challenge white party had you guys heard of Michael Rubin before this hasn't he own the 76ers and then he started getting like publicly famous because he really helped to get uh Meek Mill out of jail ah sent him the helicopter off of there because of this I heard him on all the smoke and I was like who is this guy everybody loves and I was like this guy seems great like great question answers to every question seemed honest in a way that was like not like gross it just seemed like I was like oh yeah I would love this guy no I'll invite me to the white party would you go are you kidding me if I wanted to go this year but oh [ __ ] stops actually don't could find a way yeah I just took it back I was like no you know what if this one would be hard but he could get it 100 you're lying if you saying put it this way it looks way more fun than the Met Gala oh yeah absolutely this looks looks like people are getting drunk and like just being goofy and they're not wearing some uncomfortable [ __ ] outfits yeah exactly now the only thing would be the only thing that would make me feel potentially uncomfortable is if I wasn't going with anybody that I knew because I could imagine being really isolating yeah do you know what I'm saying but if you had like six people there and you're just people watching the most famous people everybody there is people watching yeah right and everybody there is the most famous like in their little sphere you think there's a few people that are like the alpha still that everybody's what like in My Mind Jay-Z everybody's still looking at Jay-Z and Jay's probably not looking at that many people of course yeah that's crazy and there's somebody there that Jay-Z is like there's like some art collector there I hope I get to talk yeah yeah yeah yeah I think maybe that's the cool thing about you see people act like fans uh to other famous I was just thinking meeting everybody like the networking would be crazy even if you don't get anything out of it the opportunity you make deals probably get made from that [ __ ] he should get 10 it's like Shark Tank this is a rich [ __ ] shark time yeah yeah and then you're gonna blame the Jews for taking 10 again I mean I would yeah how did you do that I know how did you do nobody was even ready to get ahead of the story when he comes out Illuminati and then you're like you're in the store you're the me media don't worry about it what do you mean you control it I um I like juice I like most Jews this one I'm not so fond of right now you ever would have brought it up I just think it was a good white yeah yeah I actually didn't know he's Jewish I didn't come on I don't think about that it makes sense when you say it but we don't think about it before that's what I'm saying when you say it we're like oh yeah obviously but we don't think about it I don't see a collection of cool black people around a white guy there's a 99.9 chance he's a Jew okay most minorities don't know we don't know lakes that are not Jewish don't want black people around that's probably true yeah like a really rich like white white guy yeah Jewish would never throw a party and then just be like hugging up with a bunch of black people never hang with Joel and beef yeah it's like how do I get the [ __ ] away from everybody that's not a billionaire it's really he would hang out with so many poor people he would throw a party with all these pores compared to him relative to him he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] millionaire he's like Jesus okay so Jay I'm not saying black people are poor I'm saying they're all these people to him jack Harlow's poor man they're all poor like billionaires that's [ __ ] adorable that's how we look at 100 errors I mean exactly like if he's big billion I don't know how much money he's got but if he's big billionaire he can be hanging out with [ __ ] Buffett he can have Amazon and all those guys that's their crew and he's decided to hang around with uh a little bit what's the name the baby little baby little baby like that's cool that's adorable 11 billion he's got 11 billion yeah I mean that's big boy you're looking at Jay-Z like ketchup 11 billion Robert Kraft is 10. I didn't know 10 billion most of that's probably his NFL team though that's what's crazy is they don't have the same valuations NBA teams I don't even know if he's the sole owner of the NBA team I don't think he is wow you know something that's true it's fanatics fanatics is worth tens of billions I don't know what his share is but yeah something else too let's say it's 10 billion right what is 10 of 10 billion a billion that's one billion five percent of 10 billion 500 million dollars that's the interest he could be making on his money a year so just this is when you see billionaires doing this stuff that like they're like that's so crazy why are they flying a helicopter to their yachty loopholes think about it think about it they can't spend the money so much is coming back they're at terminal velocity so much is coming back that you have 500 million dollars to spend if you don't have a drug addiction or a gambling problem you can't spend 500 million dollars and not have Assets in a year yeah like think about 500 mil that's just interest like I love the fact that he's being generous I love the fact that he's spending a few million on this party it's nothing the interest is paying you back that's if he has it all cash he has it in Investments and that kind of stuff sure don't billionaires want to be loved then later they're afraid that the poor are gonna rise up against them if they were smart they would just want to be anonymous that's why I think real billionaires are mostly Anonymous also by the way why don't they just go around just giving out money but think about it like this too Fanatics went from trading cards it's going to become a huge betting platform I think he had to sell his stake in order to buy the 76ers and now because no now he's going this to um sports betting so this anyway makes his brand look just that much better and cooler oh it's a huge brand huge I mean I'll be honest with you I think it was last year there was one was it last year yes and then this year those are the only two I've ever heard of it I only knew of a white party with puffy yeah I had never never heard of this I'd approved until this year with this year it feels like this has been going on for 20 years I didn't know about it yeah with the coverage the Press coverage I know it has been going on for quite some time yeah because I've heard about this party for a while yeah I don't know I'm just saying I know it just feels and the way that there was covid and these other things but now it feels like dude to get celebrities to be in the Hamptons in July when they could be in Italy or France or any or Greece like they're choosing to be they have this is nice don't get me wrong but you're still in New York in July yeah you gotta you know what I'm saying like it's not the best time right but for them he's making that cool again and it's now part of a social calendar whatever it was for the rest of Europe you're there then you go yeah where's everyone stay like just hotels and [ __ ] they rent these houses and it's like for fifty thousand dollars a week like it's insane does he set it up or they they have to figure it out if y'all figured that [ __ ] and I'm sure he houses a certain amount of them like I was listening to the all the smoke podcast and I think it was Matt Barnes was like I got my suit ready and it didn't sound like he had been invited yet but well I I felt was he hadn't been invited yet but he's like hey can I I'm I can come right like it's just crazy to listen to this guy and again I could be misreading but he was like hey I got my white suit ready and my group was like yeah it could be misinterpreting maybe yeah I'm curious how he managed that's how sought after it is that's the interest how do you manage it because you know everybody wants to go and there's gonna be somebody who's too famous to ask but not famous enough to be invited yeah that is going to ask you and they're gonna say it and you're gonna have to handle that yeah that's a tricky thing Stephen A Smith oh that was hilarious no what happened Steven Smith had a video that's like why wasn't I invited uh oh wow I mean that is kind of true like why I want Stephen A there yeah or do you not want the media guy there because then it makes all the athletes feel uncomfortable letting loose uh but I think they know that he's seen it all and they're still still I if I'm if I'm an NBA player or if I'm in any athlete if you're James Harden and your whole reputation is you don't love basketball you love strippers and booze I don't even want to see the guy who's been criticizing me for this yeah yeah 100 can't have any media there I think it's also he likes the cool Factor so just because Stephen A is that guy is like nobody's looking at a yellow Steve it ain't so cool I think Michael Rubin really likes the cool Factor so he has all these cool influential people because like little babies like Stephen A is cool for a journalist yeah but he's not he's not at your point I think how they come up with the invite list the invite list like who has the clout yeah yeah but then you got to tell somebody you don't have to go out you ain't got it but I don't think it's him like but that person might have your number you're gonna see them like you're going to see them at games like you know like that's what I'm saying yeah that that type of [ __ ] he might even just say anxiety you have to just lie or just be like it's not out of my hands my my people handled it they got their way I don't you know the craziest thing is Michael Rubin probably has a lot of close nerdy friends that he's super close they're like sorry and he's got to say this ain't really a party this is a PR spend and I unfortunately can't have you guys here for it we're all going to go to Sandra pay this [ __ ] summer together and we're going to take the Jet and it's going to be amazing you guys are gonna love it but this specific party has to be done in this way and you just need to accept that and I imagine that these people if they're also Titans of business are gonna go yeah I don't give a [ __ ] I don't even want to be in this stupid charade like it is funny though people always want what they don't have the one thing a lot of billionaires are missing is that I'm assuming so they might be like what the [ __ ] bro I just think I just want to go meet these people that's it that's all I want billionaires probably also don't get told no very often oh yeah so if it does they do it probably so no billionaires being told no bye bye it's going to be his like friends that like his his head accountant that he has a personal relationship with and that and I imagine you have enough room I don't know we should ask him about that that's interesting how do you handle the politics of it and like the invite list to get one person to be a domino fall for all the other people exactly oh Jay-Z's coming like hey man I'd love to have you come out I think a couple people are coming out Jay-Z whatever and then everyone's like oh yeah exactly how did it starts how do you get the pieces together it's like a movie you get Tom Hanks to sign on for a movie everybody else is easy yeah you get Tom Brady to be the quarterback of your your team everybody else is coming yeah I'm playing for the minimum yep and what is the promotional tool here is this for Fanatics or is this for his personal brand I'm sure you love the fact that everyone's saying your name as much but Fanatics is definitely being from this founder and CEO of Fanatics throwing the coolest party with the coolest people they might become brand ambassadors and not be [ __ ] over like FTX I think they actually trust him as I think a lot of those folks folks are like oh this is aspirational [ __ ] like this is yeah Jay-Z's friends these are Tom Brady's friends these are these guys so let's let's be here and he's playing love Matchmaker oh yeah yeah yeah Tom Brady and Kim K you think that was real I don't know rumored but you know can't trust anything I heard there's another room about him and Emily radakowski were and I uh that's what they said there's both those rumors are out there from the Whiteboard Tom going through it I'm going through it going through going through them yeah oh yeah I know yeah going through the hits yeah Tom I mean I don't know if he's knocking it down in the Mansion Maybe I mean yeah what what do you do who do you date yeah please not Kim I I just she'd be ruining too many dudes lives I can't come on let's keep it yeah I think yeah I think Portnoy did a thing about that too he was just going crazy he's like don't uh hmm what else we got boys what else we got anyway Salma Hayek got some super fat [ __ ] Juggernaut sloppy tits [ __ ] suck a month you don't have to read a word for words but no for real somehow I got some Victor wimpin yamas she really she got some women dude oh my God I was like whimping yummity ding dong it was crazy diving in that little pool show them little things 56. I mean that's crazy she's 50. how old 56. all right I don't I don't think so I think she's 53. she got to be a good 53 or 52. I was three years there's no way she's 56. I know I want to fix this six-year-old look like I'm not a 56 year old how do you know dude I know look at Google her age right now see how old she's I didn't know that I know it I know I know what a 56 year old titty look like I know what a 52 year old team look like that ain't no 56 year old titty mark look it up look it up Mark come on now look it up bro come on 56 she was born in 1966 it's from the 60s that's where she's from her parents are [ __ ] in the 60s but here's the thing Mark when does a woman get to son she's damn near 57 when is it when we get in cities around puberty which doesn't happen for a few years so you got a lot what happens in the indiscriminate amount yeah you gotta Lop off a good decade plus from them knocker boots [Laughter] for premium if we want to put it 18 to be premium do the math you gotta knock 18 years off of that what's 56 minus 18. 38 38 huh that's a 38 [Music] 38 zero instead of hot to hot so when you look at them you're like all right that makes sense yeah these are just young here they are 38 that's Young ain't nothing younger than 38. 3780 when you think about it when you do the metal you push it like that that's a good point when you do the math yeah and hey it ain't Mark do the math go Al is she crossing your boundaries what does that mean like if you if this was your shorty hypothetically speaking could she do that once you go through menopause once you have children you go through metamods you get to do whatever you want your body surf it up no for real surfboard still having titties like that after you push a human being out of you bro that's you deserve to celebrate you make some life you go you go 57 years defy gravity for 38 of them [ __ ] that's throwing them up on the gram girl you earned it okay okay 23 years your titty's still sitting up by your chin the way they should be that ain't nothing to brag about I don't know [Laughter] wait a minute what is a woman listen what is a woman when a woman has put her body through childbirth multiple times and lives to talk about it and her [ __ ] is still together show it off she only have one kid oh one Mexican that's it yeah one Mexican kid so you know if you snuck out of it documented one but you know two or three was in there as well like finally we made it wow look at what we get we get stuck on layers so much fun gonna be really tall and big you don't even need an ID anymore no you don't bro that's crazy come on look where Al snuck into this country bro let's knock himself into his [ __ ] house you didn't even have a password why do you think why do you think why are you so confident she was gonna be able to get in the country they had the same [ __ ] age too that's just crazy ain't no way bro you're pushing the conversation in this direction hold on are you saying your mom's got some Bombs Over backpacks that's the kids before that's what I'm talking about bro come on let's watch her dive into the pool on that water level rise up come on come on hey what's the next one because hey how many titties are out here we can't concentrate but we make our best content I know oh my there we go what the [ __ ] the Heavies but that's the thing you get to that age you should be able to show off your body like this because it's Unique oh goodness gracious and the feet and her billion billionaire husband lets her do this exactly what do you mean let's she gets to do whatever she wants bro she created life bro women that created life can dress like slots because they created lives of course they went through it they've earned it they put their body through the grinder which billionaire husband is she with who's she the guy who's the founder of um keyring group or head of hearing group Gucci Saint Laurent Steve McQueen he's like the lvmh but different group a lot of money but can we just acknowledge what women go through bro and why they should be able to show off their bodies and why the ones who haven't gone through it shouldn't it I I hate you I hate you what y'all don't look at a woman who's like 45 and still in good shape and you're like God damn good for you yo what you had to do to to accomplish that the suffering you had to go through yeah sure yeah I'd be like I give them when they walk by I give them you beat your chest I give them just one you know what I mean out of respect do they know what you're doing yeah yeah they'd be like huh they don't get it but they should sexually you know the answer is no I'm just gonna stop you right there what about should we be able to sexually also know to that one no I want to hear it okay should we be able to sexually comment on women over 50. in front of them why not since they're out of the sexual experience like you can't knock them up right so it can't be that sexual right it's not like the purpose of sex is obviously procreation right but so it's like it's not really but what are you talking about no but for real I'm just saying [ __ ] it should be viewed more as a compliment like [ __ ] there you Cheerio [ __ ] [Laughter] y'all never jet lagged and horny come on but don't you think that no you gotta you just gotta turn gate when a sexy older woman is walking by oh wow because then you could say all the [ __ ] you want how you do it what do you what are you saying what do you do how do you I don't know put up that video you know yeah yeah it was funny when you went up to the dude bro you gotta say it good he starts with [ __ ] he's like he says slay [ __ ] multiple girls and a [ __ ] or some [ __ ] he just a clean [ __ ] and he's like [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you're gonna see us whoa lay [ __ ] oh yeah that's wild he wow for that dude the black dude was confused he was like I gotta snuff him but he's gay it's crazy that you can get away with anything as long as you're gay watch this slay [ __ ] yeah yeah slay [ __ ] slay [ __ ] ass [ __ ] it's so crazy so yes you just gotta do that holding the flag so when a Salma Hayek walked by be like slay [ __ ] so a gay guy wait wait wait feel me on this you're trying to go undercover fail me on this no no a gay guy sexually yes and it's okay why is it okay Mark already knows where I'm going why is it okay it's okay because you know that gay guy is not about that crotch he don't want that [ __ ] you don't want it okay so it's safe there's nothing sexual about it because he doesn't have any sexual desires with that [ __ ] okay and that's why if we see a 55 year old woman woman walking around bucket useless but beautiful but beautiful we should be able to do the same thing [ __ ] bad Drive [ __ ] drop it empty yeah get your own little sandpaper snacked over here so I can sniff it up real quick and give you a compliment right that sounds very sexual yeah how do we how do we say it like that guy slay [ __ ] yeah [Laughter] like I don't know if Gay's hoot like that [ __ ] all right what else do they do um no okay [ __ ] all right [ __ ] well then how do we do it like that we have to find a way to sexually compliment women that we would not sleep with in the same way that gays do it so it's okay Dove how do you do it pretend I'm gay I don't know I know and when you do that act yeah how do you compliment their looks without it like now I just commit to it wow love it love this amazing outfit oh you go close your titties look no I do this I comment like a best uh you know like a best bud that's not getting any oh [ __ ] yeah that's give us some tips and pointers that's what he's trying to learn how can he if you saw yourself crying squeezy how do you compliment her hello she's like a dude oh wait really yeah but you don't but you don't think she's a dude she's a beautiful woman yeah but she's like my [ __ ] you're saying personality wise you're a post [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] we need some of them chips in here yeah that was crazy okay listen back to Salma Hayek she walks in the room right now breasts are on presentation like that what are you saying that's true that's true so you hit it with that immediately yeah there you go what will you do after that son nothing you know me I'm gonna sit you're just gonna stop and you're gonna be cool you're gonna be cool you're not gonna do anything about it you're respectful you just let it out one out okay that's fair Mark I just dab her up like my boy let's go boom then get in there a little bit but that's it get him where a little bit in her hand under like in her hand I'm not a tits guy you know what I mean what I'm not this guy I'm like I appreciated like her her personality what does that even mean you're not a tits guy but what does that mean I'm just I'm more into like what she like her acting no I think she's also a good actress yeah she yeah she is she's not because she's acting like she don't have them big you don't got them that's a roll transformation dude like there's no sweater pups oh God this [ __ ] Christian Bale level she really do yeah anyway Al what do you think do I just learn from Doug so I'll compliment her outfit what would you say your kids look great in that outfit would you just flat out say that no it's a that sweater fits you very nicely that's creepy as [ __ ] dog so that's creepy creepy that's what Dove says be right back but we don't trust you you gotta piss out your ass right no yeah leave it quick you can hear the bag oh the backs are coming all right miles gets three books well you haven't told us what you what you would say oh yeah if Professor hi sauntered into this room I would say listen all right what's this chapter yeah you don't want you don't want me to say what I would say no I need to know you should we stand for patreon oh can you stay right now I have a line all right you have a boundary actually how about it oh thank you sir anyway [Laughter] I'm 56 year olds history at some point this guy meets everybody that's a good point I do have to hit the white party bro you're gonna make her even whiter you know what I'm saying I wouldn't do that though that's disgusting what you're saying what give you your jacket really good guys we love you we appreciate you we'll see you on patreon peace

Channel: FLAGRANT

Views: 1,452,480

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: lunjcIiS0xA

Length: 155min 8sec (9308 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 11 2023

Reddit Comments

[u/UzumakiDestiny]

Can't wait for a flagrant podcast featuring Destiny.

[u/crimsonstorm06]

He’s cool with Adam and Aba. This can actually happen lol

[u/ImSquizzy]

dang I usually agree with shultz, its suprising to see him so anti 'cuck' even with the framing that man bun gave

EDIT: on a side note that haircut looks so fuckin goofy why tf are his friends letting him rock that 💀

[u/JustinAlexTheJdo]

Oh I saw this dude live in Toronto do a comedy set. Thats neat.

[u/ME-grad-2020]

Not my brand of comedy. In fact I don’t like that akash guy either. But, looks like their friends like destiny. If he gets on that podcast I’d probably watch that episode. Louis ck was the only episode I watched of flagrant so far.

[u/Clear_Preparation465]

new podcast interview upcoming