Achieving immortality in Isaac

oh my god hello [Music] okay that's that's that's my that's my limit that's my [ __ ] i took damage that's that's that's that's where i put the line man press r you won't do it no balls no there's a there's a library there man it's free stuff also okay i gotta get if i don't get a key i'm going to my pants um yeah i'm gonna guarantee it'd be able to pick up all the books next because i'm flying from the get-go because we're playing a good character thank you thank you game for once give me i was gonna ask for that i was gonna ask for that i was gonna say give me book of virtues as a joke because this never happens but here we are book of virtues and book of secrets where's the secret room show it to me oh there it is thank you wow oh my god tremendous and uh whatever thank you for i shouldn't say that that's me what edmund mckinnon you [ __ ] trash ice okay this is actually stupid this game is aids sometimes oh hello oh my god my god oh my god it was two extra bombs for each one placed epic what i'm going to have a stroke i'm going to have a stroke today i'm going to lay down and have a stroke oh yeah get [ __ ] oh now we're good we're good don't worry about it oh we got ancient chance to go but if you get on stage 2 holy [ __ ] you can just throw them awful far yeah and that's also why i hate playing greedier with this guy because if you throw this little [ __ ] um over the reset button it will just stop the wave and it's annoying oh my god trash oh what what the [ __ ] just happened it opened them too interesting well i wasn't sure what's going on but it opened the door hey as well that's that's good this is good that's good for this for this it's good why did i walk into a fire i have brain damage i can like make the sickest place i can i can like do the most crazy big brain in this game and sometimes i will just like straight up walk with my two legs right into the flames like dude this baby that wasn't my fault ed mcmillin a little trash [ __ ] your dog stuck now your dog stuck what are you going to do about it uh cry mult worry about it angel go oh my god oh my god hello oh uh the [ __ ] do i take these are good things man wafer i think wait for ya way for good wait for definitely good yeah [Music] oh [ __ ] angel they're getting pushed while shooting their dog actually what is that okay this sucks balls okay he's in the fire what am i gonna do now seriously what am i gonna do i can't get that you the playing ticket characters is actually a lot of fun because they're interesting and you have to make cool decisions and uh i have eight kill me i'm having a mental breakdown i don't know if you guys can tell how can i get to that sticker i think i need like a red key or something it'll be cool to get it though sleep in the bed my god where there was a bed oh the yeah the shitty bed oh yeah of course booming uh booming a scat carpet doesn't do anything it needs to be a clean carpet then it's a tractor if it's a [ __ ] carpet it's like a nothing nothing i got my heart back home my god away first so it's not the other world just by saying this i might have to reconsider forgotten that's my favorite character i get blind oh did she be so funny man that's hilarious thanks get him get him [ __ ] baby oh we got a bomb now oh [ __ ] i needed that key i did kind of need that key though that's fine no more pills it's like yeah i got the wafer and i'm tanky and i got the book of virtues and not that [ __ ] but uh i still want to die oh baggy good i'm literally one key shot away from breaking the game right now boys are there at this planet it was like what's in it for me like you dare me but like you see that trailer park boys episode when the guy says like i'm gonna pay you 200 to [ __ ] off right he didn't dare him to [ __ ] off there was like a transaction going on there you know it's recognizable after the sacrifice of the long legs okay vote them out that's funny this is a quick bustle and speed i like that yes yes what the [ __ ] is going on here again good health but damage not really fitting it oh this is not nice i gotta kill this guy quick blast yes bastard oh yes give me that i don't care give it to me yes oh boxer friends does it actually i do want that actually so using shmooney oh my god hello [Music] what's what's happening what's happening right now what is going on with this game some suddenly suddenly every everything just turned around suddenly everything all of the pain in the world oh range up here oh richard yes what's happening chat box of friends albino can you please throw i spent 10k coins doubting no [ __ ] yeah whatever golden pillow chamber gives you a random pillow yeah but i have ph.d suckers there's still a whole still there's still hope for um boss rush i would love to get that on this one he took my head what the [ __ ] what the hell man oh that's good that's good that's good that's good that's good let's go dog stuck looks like [ __ ] [ __ ] you i gotta be quick now [Music] oh nice oh nice i didn't make it that i i didn't make it too bad no boss rush it was a bit tight but i can still hush i guess having a good run on this one yeah we got the echo chamber and the deck of cards we got a magician as well now there we go doing dark room now we're going we're in the darker no no beast still gotta beat this and then uh i think we don't like satan so i'm trying to rehearse hush and darker but we should be able to build the russian time like if we got like nine minutes or two stages it should be fine and then they go were you taking no damage am i not i'm not taking damage am i is something wrong am i actually immortal i'm not taking damage immortality gaming that's something i can get behind cry about this hmm okay thank you goodbye enter the call oh no oh my god it happened it happened it happened it happened joker oh i shouldn't have done that well actually this matters it's fine it's fine i didn't think about it okay oh my god i was hoping to get some uh reverse cards that would be fun whatever why is it dropping cards what the [ __ ] dude cards are just spawning sometimes i can't believe i [ __ ] it up with uh with picking up the joker because like if not i could be using cards in here i don't know why i'm almost getting hurt i don't know what's going on i'm just not i swear to god i'm not cheating like it just happened i think it's a book with the trinket i have that so that's my only guess i have no idea i just can't die for some reason i can't die so essentially doubters are on copium and we're finally gonna get the check mark so there it is i think we've done the lyrium yeah we have so now horses down and uh next up i guess is do we want more pills do we just say [ __ ] i go pill mode or do we want to try for uh okay pilgrim i'm taking damage again it's a miracle what a drink it isn't where's the trinket again oh the stars oh the stars though we never never take damage now we just don't see now we're spawning in items as well now things are gonna get crazy if they weren't already they're now going to be crazy what's this reverse card basically guys let's just print some items let's just print some items it's like this is there's an error walk in the queue as well so every time i use this i lose one item and i gain two here butterfly [Music] this guy we got the kiss trinket okay it's all good so we can lose uh we can lose two more we can lose two more we're just gonna find a secret room now chad i know what i'm doing okay we don't want to lose the wafer but we can lose everything other than that uh wait the wafer is required oh okay so if you don't know the wafer doesn't work so we don't want to lose the wafer basically we really don't want to lose that uh we could just have a cool idea i have a cool idea okay trust me what happens if you use a joker card if you use a joker card in the angel room what happens then because hear me outside you see i can make a card here the wafer is next the wafer is next chat listen i know the wafer is next the waiver is next voice but hear me out listen chat listen to me oh my lord no more wafer but look at all these cool chords we have uh spaggy more like no do we need speed ball no i don't think we do the hierophant from damage some of the good damage okay oh we can just hang them that's fine oh shoot the bloody buddy nice is there supposed to be one more item though it supposes one two what the hell where's the other one okay i think that's gonna be it oh [ __ ] oh it spawned some stuff here yo isn't mom knife like really good on this guy temperance hmm i don't know why he's shooting stuff but he is oh [ __ ] i don't why am i getting two chests oh [ __ ] i got guppy's tail though this is the dumbest [ __ ] round man this is the most stupid run i'm so glad i threw away the wafer [ __ ] that [ __ ] boring ass oh [ __ ] as we get hard so this one what is going on here dude oh i think that's rvs ramming speed what the [ __ ] i got 33 look what the hell oh wait [ __ ] i picked up somewhere along the line i picked up a [ __ ] uh look a pill i have 33 look my range is too large he's actually not hitting him at all all right no okay so now we've beaten that and that means we can go full [ __ ] and uh yeah we can go full [ __ ] now so let's do that i'm going to take this too what's this oh sacrificial dagger god [ __ ] damn we're going to vent the sushi longer now and get incubus by the way it's going to avoid all of this [ __ ] in here boom and get some stats we want to be a bit stronger any useless cards here stars no magician we can use that let's pop in the magician boom wait where the [ __ ] would end up now oh okay dude i got kicked out man scam i'm just getting sent around like a [ __ ] now oh [ __ ] oh ghost ripper god [ __ ] i got both all right give me that two diamonds yeah i think we need two diamonds but i could do some money honestly i can do some more [Music] oh with a second chamber though oh [ __ ] i ate i lost echo chamber [ __ ] uh that's unfortunate wait how do i get out oh there's the door that's the door doors right there all right so uh you see what we're gonna do now before we go in my items aren't good enough so we're just gonna have to re-roll them like that and now we're gonna go fight the boss i have no idea what's gonna happen now let's just let's just go it seems to work out whatever's happening over there you know i i can only imagine the amount of damage is happening right he's shooting bullets i don't think he's supposed to be doing that no idea i have no idea what this is but you know what it's actually great because the game is not crashing for some reason the game is still it's handling i got plus 15 damage why did that happen i don't know but it did there we go now we're just going to lock him in place like a good boy there we go you don't get the move how's the parts holy [ __ ] what is this oh my god no we didn't get the lyrium [ __ ] that would be funny if that if we got delirium there that would be great that was a good that was a good that was actually a really good run that was a fun run you could have only have lost if your pro your power went out yeah more or less but yeah thanks for watching [Music] you

Channel: Not Albino

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Id: En4-f8cDToE

Length: 17min 12sec (1032 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 14 2021