Accidental AFK Strategy

five ten actually everything really he's lying he's lying no that's not true he's definitely not five ten don't listen to him you're right i'm five two my head nobody will ever know well i wish i was shorter yeah five foot six is the perfect height i was blessed thanks to the reset bros why is it the perfect height charlie what does it enable it allows me to look women in the eyes to show them optimal respect [Music] oh my god okay thank you charlie i feel like the public lobbies have made me stronger i'm prepared for anything anything at all i'm either going to come in here and sound like an actual genius or sound like ed from ed nettie tell us you've done this before that's a pretty good idea we all vote who we think the biggest [ __ ] is we don't say anything just cast the vote let's make psychonauts this one's a navigation jackson navigation vote because of your guess on the [ __ ] thing i uh out of jealousy don't let him win though what once it's once you see it's not me don't let him win okay yeah i haven't seen anybody so i can't really need to kill him i literally haven't seen [ __ ] i'll try and gather some info this time i was just calmly doing my tasks my little boy scout duty i do not think it's cycuno because he had a free kill on me in electrical but it could have been on cooldown because they did have two kills in that first round i was filling up the gas i i was just filling up the gas what happened filling up the gas on a dead body what all right so i think seikun okay i definitely think saikudo is safe whose body was it oh maybe not [Laughter] [Music] well [ __ ] guys okay these guys know who it is right yeah this is what i'm thinking i think saikuna's safe here i've lost saikuno is so sincere i've lost to this before i'm gonna go with what toasted i'm gonna go off saikuno's feelings i think he's safe charlie you know i would never kill toasty i'm thinking it's pokey i can tell you the one mistake you made you made you tried to frame me for killing toast and i would never kill toast everyone's too sincere right i really hope it's probably corpse unless it's not pogo we both got framed but this is why we kill toast first oh baby all right i have some info here team i left pokey and james so james was with pokey just a second ago before that body was found on james charlie because him and pokey ran through lower engines when i was coming up and then pokey is dead now which means that just happened james what happened to pokey um i have no idea i was in electrical i saw poking electrical in the beginning of the round well pokey's body was in electrical right wait [Music] there's two imposters wow what's up you [ __ ] [ __ ] up what jesus christ i'm afk striding by accident all right well we come this far is this still round one we'll see how it goes right after i gave him green oh oh corpse i forgot charlie said he was going to go potty oh that's what he was he's still uh i think he was just standing there at one time i was up there with ray really dancing around him trying to figure out what was going on thanks for tear one horse man the prime jambis okay where's the body uh it's on his body i think i think he has to be back by now right he's pretending to be wait on charlie's body yeah it's on charlie's body [ __ ] damn it right was trying to protect him and they killed that someone and he still was it two months there because there's two people killed i don't really think about it no no it's not charlie i mean he have i feel like it's probably like two people were hovering around him and someone killed the other person and he was still afk yeah i don't know outsmarted him that would have been scary i can't believe the afk strat can still import information though yeah we'll give him one more chance there's no way he's making the reset logo right right right imagine how he's going to feel if he just comes back from the bathroom and then he's just dead and doesn't get a plan muted on discord if he's like secretly moving around we weren't here if he's talking unless he uses push-to-talk push-to-talk charlie five gift subs moose in this situation i only have one choice i've been trying to think of how to refine my afk strat and since i've accidentally fell into it here i have to commit i have to get one more kill and i have to report it that way i could be like i'm back and there's a [ __ ] body next to me because if i just come back now i look extremely suspicious which is how i lost my last afk strat game so what i need here i need someone to come up [ __ ] toast came up all right i just got back on that one there's a body here and there's toast i don't know how long the kill's been here though i told you i was taking a piss i don't know why people started the game in case that is what would have been a good strategy have a seat i am voting grease here there's no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa why wait why i didn't there's no way you weren't back last meeting and i said greece say something and you said nothing what's that what's the caller on the on your name that's unlucky toast came up well now it's [ __ ] james yeah yeah oh you [ __ ] up james you should have said pokey go damn it i really wasn't there for the first three rounds i came back and sean passed me i sat down and clicked kill but it sounds like you got something i i i think i can piece together what happened here but be nice that's what it's starting to sound like it's starting to sound like james got caught in the ass definitely please just kill me i don't want to be the apostrophe ran out of electrical and killed like that would be crazy i couldn't do something like that when you say things like that ordinarily like it's this guy but with you i think it's true okay so it's pokey then oh my god are we just gonna task it out are we just going to rip the band-aid off here what's the plan i'm out of tasks i don't want to lead i don't have any tasks tycoon you're going what the wild is the plan all right i'm just gonna button this all right this was this was just getting kind of embarrassing uh what what's the plan yeah are we done with our tasks guys i'm all done with tasks this is my thoughts i think it's probably pokey here since she went super gung-ho on saikuna when sean and i didn't vote it's not saikuno he skipped that that wouldn't make much sense and sean you said that you were next to pokey perfect sense for psycho notice you remember here's what's it's not going to happen the ghost won't let us sean is it time for blood um you guys would let him get away with murder just because he sounds cute thanks jack i'd forgive him for this yes because it wasn't me yeah yeah i figured you would have said lead thingies indeed putting elite thingies on them today so here's this is what i was thinking we were all in a group except for pokey and corpse and that task bar never moved when we weren't doing tasks corpse came from the body two rounds ago and had no idea where he came from with like amnesia and psychedelic said he thought i actually forgot i actually have a really bad memory but uh wasn't james with us in weapons i i was doing charlie like the entire time am i wrong yeah i think you i honestly think you're wrong i think it's corpses oh [Music] i don't know about that maybe that was a very uncharacteristic toast maneuver there that could be what happened i had like seven people watching me seven okay exaggerated yes we got her now we don't exaggerate in this lobby had a mini holiday you know what i bet you could complain but you're choosing not to and that's respectable how about we both complain about our day felix let's find something to be upset about no i i i i was i meant that i actually have nothing to do find something to complain about man i was telling dave about sinks before oh yeah it's a weird thing to talk about miss design don't think anyone saw me pause halt [ __ ] paul i just caught someone doing a kill there were just a bunch of us at launch pad i see imposter is right beside me it was not whoever is the killer i put the leap fingers on them sorry toast i left that area i'm gonna play like an absolute madman like the most aggressive kills we'll see how it pans out uh hold on i need to devise an interesting plan uh okay dave died and last one i saw with him was jack you what are you talking about you were the last one with him running around i ran left to do download i just said the last one i saw with jack no way how long ago did you see them together one minute oh that's a while yeah come on i'm going towards light right now i was in the middle of simon says you're not something like that um pokey did say last time it was dave or charlie hey jack remember last time you said you were going to go with my gut and vote the same as me what's your vote myself what are you feeling felix do we have to vote together what i'm gonna say did you vote i think he voted for sean all right i'm gonna go with felix then no no no no y'all can't team me no no y'all get teammates oh oh she got both of them um [ __ ] i should have should have vented out oh sorry sean i'm sorry man oh he's gonna kill corpse too oh god oh my god i just came up on a body too i think it's the same one it's outside of vital i feel bad for toast i'm not trying to bend him over he just i just keep seeing him first weapons room i thought somebody would go back through admin oh no no no oh sean you look yeah i had it all drawn up in my head we just weren't we weren't on the same cycle we weren't on the same wavelength damn that would have been so clean charlie that was cold it was it was such a cool play in my head since it was only us at lights yeah i was going to do it but i expected more people to come in at lights and i was like oh yeah it was just us it was too far away from saikuno at that point to kill him i saw him yeah the whole time i was like i'm sorry man that's not your fault they're gonna kill me i wanted the big play oh yeah that's true i think it's really good yeah why because he said why i think it's toast just there's a heads up i think it's toast he's next it could be but i hear speed run baby i'm a laser beam i'm ready i'm fine i'm fine i may have ran it too fast that was only five minutes it actually triggers me that you vote me because i say why toast are you afk stratton it's not false alarm no afk strategy afk dave dave i think he just saw suck you know you you think you're trying to say i killed toast because oh you made the faded that's right [Laughter] you know what dave i kind of respect that right yeah it might be them i i think it's ken but i don't want him to like you know gets i'm you already voted him by kudo well that's because i'm like 90 sure it's him but like i you know don't feel bad for a mass murderer oh yeah there's no sympathy here i'm gonna go to the bath the killers i i i know this self-reported i think we're right here seikuno oh [ __ ] ken went and killed saikuno [ __ ] button button or find the body i don't care whichever's fastest oh we didn't i have the last two tasks [Music] i have the last two tasks but i think if we want to make it a little more thrilling and roll the dice we take out ken because i think that's pretty clear here maybe i'm starting to convince myself that it is my thoughts i know charlie's innocent can can't lie he's too honest wouldn't have tried to he's like a bearded psycho i mean i feel like i don't do anything but i'm gonna get blamed either way so it's all good guys but you can also you know you can i don't remember i might have turned them off but just just skipped the lights on this just skipped a slow roll of task victory last task is water oh my who'd you guys think it is oh my kin it's probably ray right i think so i owe you an apology ken i i was i really thought it was you well i'm glad that we can clear that up i thought it was him too actually um well we know what we got to do now so let's go ahead and get this over with this ball you gotta go all right what's what's happening what it's it's you right charlie oh i hope we're kidding around right i would hope so what no i just saw you i just passed you on the left side wait oh my god wait saikuno you're serious did you vote me what what who did you vote for cycuno i don't want to tell you what if you're really going to vote for yourself charlie just vote for whoever you think it is vote for who you think ken who did you just vote for what the [ __ ] is going on charlie do the noble thing and just throw yourself into the lava come on just just vote for who you think it is that's what the rest of us did you know what i don't want you to be able to tie the vote in case you're the imposter that's why i'm you know inside who know you you voted for me or you voted for ken oh you know in case yeah i don't want to let the impostor know in case they you know try to tie the vote yeah because i don't know who ken voted for so look charlie i'm mimi you know oh thank god oh jesus all right you confuse the [ __ ] out of me i was gonna say are you okay yeah what the [ __ ] why did you make that so hard for me so i could have such a troll dude oh my god that was great they did the [ __ ] keys together oh my god there's no way you actually thought they were charlie i thought we were on the same page i thought we both knew it you can right well you fried my [ __ ] brain here like i wasn't watching i wasn't even sure who you guys voted for

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Published: Mon Oct 12 2020