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deniability of her not making any sort of statement regarding how she feels on these issues despite her book very clearly being about some of those types of issues I'm not sure if sergy Masters has the best PR team in the world or if she just actually doesn't care of the matter remains this book series mimics real life a little too closely additionally making a post to to promote your book while also using the murder of a black woman to Market said book is just not a good look especially when you can't write women of color well I have to assume that we're never going to be getting any kind of statement from Sarah J Mass just because at this point it would do her a disservice to actually own up to any of the things that she's been criticized for and her popularity has become so massive despite the flaws in her books that most people seem to be aware of but just don't seem to care about at this juncture my biggest thing is is that I did not purchase this book I got it from the library I 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being chased by which direction I go okay well this is more difficult than I thought it would be after being chased by these guys out of her hometown area these are the asur they are the intergalactic space colonizers as we will come to understand do we know any of their names no do we know what their powers are also no no idea what these guys do and honest to God the World building in this book does not clear any of that up in my opinion you can disagree with me and then make your own video and also break the wand that you just hit on the wall okay so Bryce spends about 100 pages with the far superior cast of characters um we're really only going to be touching base with Nesta uh and a couple other people but uh she spends uh obviously the best part of the book with nesa uh and the rest of the book is pretty much useless so you don't even have to watch the rest of this video um do anyway though this these weren't printed by me everybody say thank you to Dad mad's Dad because uh I didn't print these they have to give Bryce the magic du lingo pill so everybody can understand each other Nesta and Bryce end up getting stuck in some tunnels because Bryce decided that even though she wanted to prove to these people that she wasn't there to murder them she still runs away because that's nice of her real real [ __ ] um sympathetic character here I also chose Monica from Friends even though I haven't watched friends but Monica just spoke to me as her visual aid so if that makes no sense I'm sorry uh also these interactions between these two were actually really good mostly because I feel like of the two characters that might accidentally kill each other these were the two that would do that so when things are looking a bit down for these two damsel and distresses uh azreel shows up where did I put azreal oh no I'm so bad at this oh oh he's right here just Batman's his way back into the plot line because apparently he was there the whole time and even if these girls were in danger he wouldn't have let anything happen to them because he is Ban rice being great jumps into warm infested waters to get away from these two Chads uh and then runs away leaving them to die she then changes her mind because of course she does turns around to see Nesta nesa 1 V one the Dune popcorn bucket I hate love nesa so much if you've been on the channel long enough I used to [ __ ] detest her character and now I sympathize with her way too much she also kills the worm using the mask that I thought was destroyed at the end of silver Flames apparently not she has this really intense scene between her and azriel while he has to pull her back from the pole of said mask um and then I realized that this mask was definitely going to be used at the end of the book by Bryce and she was not going to have to have any [ __ ] effort to resist its effect because of course not she's the main character Nesta is the side character so she has actual struggles whereas the main character any of these books has no struggles as we will come to find out all right so pivoting here we have hunt and run and another character who is not important enough to put on the board so let me get those pictures up all right so we got hunt it's John Deere because he's a hunter and not sponsored obviously but you get it and then we've got r r is an Ed Hardy tattoo it makes [ __ ] sense doesn't it hunt Rune are being tortured not fun lots of pain happening in this gen section of the book they're being tortured by Lydia and pox so Lydia's picture is an attack helicopter because when I look up looked up her title theind this attack well this helicopter I actually have no idea if it's an attack helicopter or not um but I'm pretty sure if Lydia could identify as a attack helicopter she would so that's what her picture is and then polix just sounds like a guy from Spartacus so that's what we're doing so these two are torturing run and Hunt um because they're not nice people even though technically remember Lydia and run had had that whole spicy telekinetic tele tele whatever they they have stuff going on so Lydia is trying to get these guys out of captivity even though she is helping mutilate them like hunt gets his wings removed again apparently those grow back we don't see how that [ __ ] works I feel like that would be as painful as like regrowing bones you know um but she is trying to help because she is in fact technically a good person more on that later Darion is sad fish man that's literally his entire character so he's depressed and So that obviously means he's going to go join the river Queens Fight Club Viper Queen one of those so the river Queen ocean queen and Viper queen I'm pretty sure all don't have names so they're going to be uh identified as baddies from that Scooby-Doo movie I have not picked out which one's which they're just all three of them are going to be in this picture Okay run with me here Ethan whose name will be now pronounced Ethan for the rest of the video is also Al annoying he's the werewolf Shape Shifter guy who also really likes sunball so he will be identified as a football squishy toy so Ethan has some problems he brought back the weird chick secret who's like technically the heir to the puppy world people um and uh people are not pleased with him for bringing her back though weird chick secret does have one of the best lines in the entire book where she basically uh says that after he pulls her from The Stranger Things floating pool that she feels like she's just inside a rotting corpse which is metal as [ __ ] hell so Ethan made a deal with the Viper Queen at and because of something to do with the wolf pack and now they're mad at him so she ends up having to fight someone in her Fight Club remember that theion in I can't theion yeah so there's this fight club right so he ends up getting paired with none other than weird chick secret herself and because this book has zero chill uh and Ethan has no ability to control himself he rips out SD's throat cuz of course he does but he does feel very sad about it so he reaches out to Bonnie Bennett I mean hypoxia for some assistance hypoxia which as you can imagine between these two that goes very badly but let's check in on Bryce for a little bit right Bryce is having a marry ONN through acatar land when a hologram pops up Tupac style to tell her about how these big bad space Intergalactic colonizers are really really bad and it's like this just pages and pages of world dumping that is not earned in the slightest and is also written very boring I will not be trying to deduce what exactly this was supposed to be it just comes out of nowhere and is not interesting at all basically these two swords have to reunite and then there was a bunch of hooped dah words and names and things that didn't make any sense because in Sarah Mass's world it is mind numbingly boring to be told exactly how everyone against the good guys are inherently evil and that that is that is it there is no character motivations these guys are just [ __ ] and that's the extent of the the need to know information from that like 10 pages of info dumping from a hologram bear in mind in aitar land they end up finding a coffin with one of these guys in it not one of the guys from her world but like one of these kind of beings so to speak and I thought this was going to be like a character from like throwing a glass or I don't know maybe maybe it is a character I thought it was going to be a character that was going to stick around for a bit no she [ __ ] dies immediately chice tells Nesta and azriel that she's going to take the special knife so she can like reunite her people or whatever um to which they go no and Bryce tells them she does what she wants and makes like a tree and leaves pydia recruits the help of the fairy godmothers to get run and hunt out of the asan and an actually very cool scene she like she does get them out and everything goes to hell in a hand basket right afterwards Lydia ends up eating herself off a cliff and getting shot through the chest for her Tru trouble but as we've seen in these books that's just a flesh wound and she is up and running moments afterwards literally moments afterwards she wakes up on the depth charger which is owned by the ocean queen and runs off while run is like hey ma'am you have a hole in your chest maybe slow down a bit she does not slow down she ends up going and finding her two twin boys which is the plot twist of the Season her two baby attack helicopters which I didn't make little baby attack helicopters I probably should have done that um and the ocean queen has been keeping them safe since she gave birth to them an indiscriminate amount of time ago surprise pregnancy nah surprise kids okay so back to Bryce she's actually at her dad's house if you don't recall Bryce and Hunt's dad does not win any good dad Awards he's kind of the [ __ ] not like the [ __ ] as in cool as the [ __ ] hasn't bad did I say hunt I meant run so Fran slipped there so he so so he imprisons Bryce and basically tells her I'm not going to turn you into the asur if you tell me something I don't remember what he wanted to tell her so we get we basically get a montage of Bryce having daddy issues uh and then at the end of it she's like I could have left at any time um thanks for giving me your secret journal or whatever bye and then she makes like a tree and leaves I don't know why I find this joke really funny I've used it like three times in the last couple of videos and so Bryce ends up showing up at the ocean Queen's boat and uh Bryce and hun want to rip each other's clothes off but they actually control themselves which is appreciated by everyone in the room including myself by the way did I mention that Bryce has an Iron Man titty tattoo like she's got like this flashlight just coming out between your titties so that's important for you to know apparently so the next thing the Scooby gang has to do which I should probably add a couple of people just right now so there's a couple of more people in our little Scooby gang that I'll add right now we've got laptop guy whose name I think is Dean and then we've got laptop guy friend who doesn't have a personality to my knowledge so we've got the gang back together we're going to go to this island that apparently these guys can't go to for some reason so when everybody shows up we have a a problem happening already right so when they show up someone's sister I don't know whose sister is having a very intense discussion with the guy who owns the island basically the guy's like you can't leave this island unless you're pregnant because I said so no one likes this guy sister has no other point in the story everyone in the scene is like hey that's kind of archaic maybe we shouldn't do that and this guy is like no I hate women and then to get themselves out of this situation sad fish boy goes I'll marry her and to that this guy goes okay sure everyone else is like are you sure she's kind of psycho which like seems to defeat the purpose of the situation right yeah so this guy sadfish guy says no I'll take one for the team and marry sad handmaid's tail girl because apparently it's okay for her to get married to someone um as long as she's married to someone she doesn't need to be pregnant I think sure but also at this point there's this whole discussion about the fact that the Fay do not divorce which these creatures supposedly live for hundreds of years and you're telling me there isn't a massive divorce market cap [ __ ] call it like here's the thing I know that I am not the Target demographic for these books anymore I do not believe in traditional marriage or traditional relationships in general um but I know for a fact that the concept of living with one person for hundreds of years just sounds ridiculous in any situation at all but straight people find this romantic so so they go to the cave of princes what is the cave of princes you ask I don't know but girls aren't allowed girls be too pretty for the cave of princes oh I should retract that statement females are not allowed males only look back in the day when these books were like 350 pages and mint to be read by teenagers who are not fully aware of the patriarchal struggles of everyday life um the derivative white woman versus white man Trope would be kind of fine but it's so out of place in the story of this scope it just no girls allowed are you [ __ ] serious right now this is ridiculous I know I'm not the only one that finds the gender language in these books a bit um gross but I do have to ask the audience I have to ask the class does Sarah J Mass know that gender is a construct to my knowledge there are no trans or non-binary characters in Sarah J Mass's books I honestly think it would break the entire logic of her Universe to even have one is kind of incredible to think about by just the sheer fact that trans people exist they completely devolve the World building in this universe but I'm not going to go into a tangent about Sarah J Mass once again not making a statement about how she feels about lgtbq issues and the representation we do have in these series is terrible at best um so we're just going to go ahead and move on so Bryce in all of her glory [ __ ] out handmaid's taale for asking a question this interaction between these two is bamboozling to me Bryce has never had any strong character development of any kind she's strong female character but she has no ability to have discussions with people like most of Sarah J Mass's main characters except for Nesta like Bryce is definitely a strong female character she could totally bench like fit him men but she can't have a normal conversation to save her life let's go back to attack helicopter and rune for a minute okay being an attack helicopter Lydia is on a major Redemption tour so these two are having breakfast and a random unnamed F male walks in and gives a hey have you met Lydia she's a great gal like Neil Patrick Harris style out of the blue I will say I did like R and Lydia a lot in this book they actually seem to have like actual problems instead of oh no I'm a God now issues lyia even tells run off for like forgiving her for being like a bad person just because she has kids and like that was one of the most interesting parts of this story uh and it was not handled well after that point cuz of course not because being a mother doesn't make you a good person no a random testimonial from some dude we don't even know no that's what it takes okay also by the way Lydia's kids are not poxes despite the fact that that would be a very dark uh topic for Sarah J Mass to potentially unpack apparently she just did like a sex ritual or something um but no we're not going to unpack the non-consensual nature of poock and Lydia's relationship even in the slightest those are just not his kids and everybody's happy and Jerry Springer does not get invited to this Shenanigans I will actually applaud sir mass for knowing that she is not a talented enough writer to handle the concept of a child by grape um but I do feel like that's a major major like loophole that she was just like yep not his kids so now we have to get the princes of Hell on a FaceTime call which seems to be really difficult despite the fact that these [ __ ] seem to be popping up throughout the story all the time so I don't know why this required the cave of princes and a whole bunch of like mumbo jumbo to get them on the line can't believe I get to put my KNE interest in Top Gear in this video but here you go so these guys do have some interesting information to share about a character you're not going to guess hunt the literal lack of [ __ ] I give about this man is pretty [ __ ] impressive um but these guys know about his parentage for some reason like I will say Hunt is not as annoying as like theion or Ethan but he is kind of like just I would not have given a [ __ ] about his parentage in the slightest but apparently that's what we're going to do in this book we're going to talk about Hunt's parentage I haven't even like read The Throne of Glass books and I know Hunt is like the worst romantic interest in this entire universe it's not even a competition I don't even know who s aen as main boo is at the end of her series but I'm sure that they can run laps around this Mr no personality traits to reveal the secret hunt has three daddies these guys well actually I think it's just one of them but he's a test two baby he's he's a clone he's a [ __ ] clone which is not explained well in the book If you have a better explanation for it you are available to leave it in the comments down below somehow he is a concoction that one of these guys created so these guys are like yeah we made you to defeat these guys all of that like trauma and [ __ ] that you've gone through yeah that was all because we decided that you had to exist apparently to which hunt has a crisis of [ __ ] Faith hunt has already been having a bit of a struggle over the course of the last like 100 or so pages so this news just kind of rocks him to his core Bryce has had to tell him to focus like 20 [ __ ] times which I don't know I'm not the leader of a re okay you can come into my room come here get to break which like I'm not dating a leader of a revolution or anything but like I feel like that's too many times to ask someone to focus when you know in kind of a situation right but now that we're talking about hunt I actually don't understand why he's not the most mad out of literally everyone homie was literally slave branded again and correct me if I'm wrong I'm pretty sure that slave brand was like a really big deal in the first book but he gets branded again and apparently it doesn't even phase him at all but back to the story so these guys tell Bryson hunt our main love birds a bunch of exposition and one of them says he is Darkness incarnate and I'm pretty sure that must be Clarkson so but Bryce says to Darkness incarnate basically like well why can't you just eat the star people and he's like well that would be too easy for plot reasons which is the end of the FaceTime call with the princes of Hell everybody clap we are now having an interaction with Bryce's dad great so Bryce's dad teams up with Republican dad over here and they're like hey we kidnapped these guys over here I forgot who got kidnapped um you should uh stop doing what you're doing uh to which Bryce says no and Molly wops the [ __ ] out of them which during this interaction one of these absolute zaddies says the most Marvel line possible and says he's going to teach them the meaning of pain to which run says I know all the definitions of pain and then kills his Dad we are a happy family I do genuinely believe that Sarah J mass is actually becoming a worse writer because these Marvel level lines are just so cringe and I know for a fact that Marvel is having a writing crisis so why are we writing like these movies that are not doing well and people are still enjoying these books like I completely understand the concept of genre conventions and I know that basically this is a superhero movie packed into a 800 paint book but this writing has become so formulaic and we're just relying on cliches every single chance we get and I just have to ask why why is this still going this strong why is this becoming so [ __ ] popular anytime anything needs to happen in any way Sarah J Mass just whaps a [ __ ] magic Band-Aid on it and just keeps moving oh did a character die magic Band-Aid oh did a character have to have like an actual conversation magic Band-Aid oh is there some magic thing that we need to get around magic Band-Aid it's [ __ ] stupid speaking of magic bandaids you know how the island is so special and defeats these guys it's because it's covered in salt magic Band-Aid apparently the fact that there's this much salt and these guys are just unmelting enough they can't go to this island if that seems stupid to you maybe it's time for magic Band-Aid do you magical problem that can't be solved by your overpowered main characters even though they have the power of galaxies housed in between their titties there's a solution for that called Magic Band-Aid slap it on and no one will know that you have no idea why these characters matter to each other or why they're doing any of this because magic Band-Aid is there to help put your characters into a mildly contrived situation that they would need to use their skills or resources to get out of magic Band-Aid is there to help someone die in your story The permanence and Gra gravity of death is no match for magic Band-Aid only good when upgraded to non-main character sacrifices themselves package call now 1 1800 Dux mchn you will be rewarded three extra magic Band-Aids for just the cost of your credibility as a writer speaking of subjects that Sarah J mass does not have the bag it's not even her cart it's not even at the store that she's shopping at she's at Claire's and she should be going to Best Buy stupid analogy aside the thing that Sarah J mass does not have the ability to do at all is portraying her bad guys as anything other than just pure evil I can only remember a singular character from this entire [ __ ] universe that had any ability to actually feel believable pause the video and leave down below in the comments the the villain you think I'm going to mention or the villain you think is the best out of all of her villains if you guessed amarantha you would be right most mostly because I can't remember a singular other villain from any of these series remember I have not read Throne of Glass and I probably won't maybe I don't know who who knows Amber antha in my incredibly unpopular opinion is the baddest [ __ ] in this entire [ __ ] Universe I also haven't read a CT of thorns and Roses in a really long time so I might actually be misremembering this but I do remember her seeming like at least to me one of the best and well thought out villains comparatively to this mess let me be very clear she's not well written in the sense of like trying to compare her to villains in actually good written books but she's a more complex character than these guys tell me any of these guys' names and why they do anything right now don't check the book like amarantha was [ __ ] cold dude she subjugated an entire Fay world over her exoy boyfriend's [ __ ] she kept her ex-boyfriend's eyeball in a damn ring so she he could like see what was happening to people and then she got her ass beat by a skinny virgin who couldn't read rip like no amarantha wasn't a completely fleshed out character in the slightest but she did did have like a presence to her kind of like the evil queen in Narnia like she was clearly out for herself and like made sense whereas these guys are just faceless creatures to me I have no idea what their [ __ ] passions are or anything about about them except for incredibly long and derivative dumps of info that did not make any sense and I did not care about them cuz there were too many damn characters this is becoming the stranger things cast back to the story so Bryce in a stroke of Genius because she read the script um realizes that to fix this whole salt Earth situation on this island she must reverse King Arthur one of the swords that she has and stabs it into the Earth and everything turns magically beautiful and wonderful oh yeah there is also a whole ass plot line in this book that hasn't really been relevant um about parasites being infecting the Fay um and that's how these guys have been eating their souls and apparently Ethan and Bonnie are trying to figure that out I mean hypoxia and then after they debug uh Ethan he gets like ice powers I'm jumping around because the plot doesn't have any [ __ ] strategic at all so so run with me here wait [ __ ] so I forgot he tried to resurrect seagd a weird chick seet here did not work she was like I don't want to hang out with you or you or anybody so I'm going to turn my ass into a Reaper oh no she's dead is so because the princess of Hell said that we have to open the North Pole to let in their armies we go to the North Pole with Bryce and a few of these people I don't know who goes actually there's a way more characters than this I am just telling you what's necessary at least in my opinion so Bryce's whole Conflict for this entire book is that she doesn't like these guys and she doesn't want to rule that is literally her whole [ __ ] white feminist agenda she doesn't want to have to do any of the hard [ __ ] but she also doesn't like these guys so R's whole thing is she's just flouncing through this [ __ ] story uh telling her friends to go do dangerous [ __ ] and maybe get themselves killed but she doesn't want to actually be a leader she has Tantrums about it she's a full- grown woman with a lot of power and she has Tantrums about having to lead the Fay even though she doesn't think they're very good or nice people which albeit is completely true I agree with her um but the way that she handles her emotions is pretty [ __ ] immature in my opinion like she has no real understanding of the situation other than these guys need to [ __ ] die like there is no both sides argument if you know what I'm saying which is [ __ ] wild if you think about it it's a very myopic black and white view of a story or a conflict and oh it annoys the [ __ ] out of me speaking of no gray area someone says that Bryce always knows what to do with a bad hand and I cannot tell you how much I don't understand why that's in this book r ends up so overpowered it's hilarious I don't understand the astery at all and I'm badly explaining this let me remind you but she ends up with the power of like six Gods at the end of this that's hyperbole of course um but I just don't understand why anyone could think the situation at hand has any of these guys like lacking defenses at this point doesn't make sense but back on track with the story Bryce opens a portal to nesta's living room and goes hey can I borrow your death mask and nesa goes [ __ ] no which Bryce goes you can keep my parents as collateral and and for some reason nesa is cool with that like but again Bryce has main character energy all the way because stowing your parents outside of a potential war zone is so [ __ ] selfish to me like you should not be able to protect just your parents while everyone else's parents is in danger you know what I'm saying like just [ __ ] stop but I will say uh Bryce's relationship with her mom is [ __ ] weird um and her mom is pass aggressive and super [ __ ] so I guess # relatable so now that we got that part of the story line wrapped up we open a portal to hell and these guys come through with I guess their army I don't really know it's super unclear in the book To be honest about what the [ __ ] is actually happening at any point um when it comes to this big battle like we we have like a huge [ __ ] Force like Bryce ends up with the power of the death mask and brings um Hunt's like Fallen Angel Fallen people back into these Mech suits which once again sounds really cool right doesn't make any sense in the book um but they come back uh and we are like we have like 16 armies at this point 75 armies at this point the Battle of 92 armies but outside the North Pole the way station for for these guys um we have a uh character that came back from the dead called The Harpy she was not important enough for me to print out a picture um but she shows up and of course Bryce has the death mask so she controls her and dies the harpy dies again after already being dead yay but also by the way remember that mask Bryce needs no time for Attunement to that she just automatically has the ability to pop that [ __ ] on like a goddamn sheet mask and just starts killing people or controlling the dead people Bryce can just use turn Undead at this point somebody take ERS Gate 3 away from me but also in this situation the governor of the city shows up which city I guess the main one that we're talking about uh in this book series whose name I completely [ __ ] know of course which has a very strange kind of reunion where hunt and Bryce are kind of yelling at this Governor because apparently she's the reason that Bryce uh not Bryce but hunt was kidnapped and had his wings removed which I'm pretty sure he's fine now by the way don't remember if that gets resolved in this book or not um but yeah that that was a weird situation that had really no bearing on the plot um but theion whose chapters I did not almost skip I swear to God but theion has to go back to talk to the ocean queen I think it's the ocean queen or one of the queens that he has beef with by the way Bryce telling him to go do this no [ __ ] given about the fact that he might die cuz he's got like bounties out right like Bryce and Hunt really not good friends to people they're like yeah you know how you might die if you go back and talk to this person we don't care go do it so theion goes back to the ocean queen and is like hey you should help us and she's like why I don't like you SL also marry my daughter handmaid style is like can't do that I'm married to him and she's like [ __ ] what I guess I'll [ __ ] help um once again 77 and 100 armies if it seems like I returned the book to the library after this point in the script you would be correct of course the plot didn't make any sense anyway so Ethan wins The Puppy Bowl yay everybody clap for Ethan so uh Bonnie I mean hypoxia beats this world's version of Hades she gets to keep all of his magic cards we have a touching moment between Lydia and run which is immediately ruined by poock showing up and kidnapping her Attack Helicopters her babies how does he do this no [ __ ] clue just does he also like they they are really not paying attention they were on guard Duty when laptop guy and his friend got kidnapped in the first place by the way and then with remarkable restraint we have one of the only sex scenes in this book between Bryce and Hunt thank God there was only one between these guys um it's not great despite being in a revolution Bryce is prepared wearing cute underwear hun on the other hand is going full Commando to the revolution cuz of course he is also yes they are referring to this as a revolution in the book which is giving really lay Miz energy in the sense that I am lay tired and oo miserabl miserable speak French prob Vu France rice penetrates hunt not in that way freak not like that she does give him a little bit of her like ma situation a little bit of her soul juice or something I don't know I would have rather had a pegging scene we also have a sex scene between Ru and Lydia P could not be uh had in this Sarah G mask book I would have liked this to have not but no despite the fact that her kids got kidnapped we got to have some cheek clapping cuz these are the characters everyone's reading this book series for cuz it ain't these characters let me tell you Serj mass in the writer's room is like you're keeping the lights on in my MC Mansion you will [ __ ] also once again there's this like scene between Bryce and Hunt where they're trying to convince us they're best friends and I'm sorry but I don't know about you guys but like I don't just augle my best friend all day that's not friendship they don't have anything in common other than having only one brain cell they might not even have a full Brain Cell between them but also the main theme of this part of the book Is Love Will Conquer All and I disagree I am in full belief that Spite is a superior motivator so now we have to have the battle between the space colonizer people and everybody else in the [ __ ] series which bear in mind is 10% of this [ __ ] [ __ ] book this happened so fast I actually had to download the ebook which fortunately I actually had on hold at the same time um when it came out um while I was on the trip back from Seattle I reread the whole last bit of the book trying to make sure I understood what happened I didn't but let's go over it people will accuse me of getting things wrong anyway so I don't really care at this point let's end this video as quickly as possible steps out of wherever she is and immediately shish kebabs one of these guys just out of pocket immediately disrespectful almost like I'm kind of honestly at the end of the book I'm kind of rooting for these guys because I feel like they have like no [ __ ] chance in hell even though everyone else is like we're so scared of them why why these guys do not have any Firepower from what I can tell also someone in my Discord said uh that Bryce's ending is basically the ending of Big Hero 6 and I'm not going to explain any more of that we'll come back to her part of the ending that was kind of yikes was Rune shooting Lydia in the leg so that she wouldn't go get her kids that [ __ ] happens he does this to protect her he literally mimes the woman that he is claiming he loves to keep her out of Harm's Way which doesn't even [ __ ] work so I don't understand Sarah I'm losing my [ __ ] mind so po pox has a Throwdown with these two I'm pretty sure sad fish boy is also there but I don't think that he has really anything to do with this Feud I don't like fish boy boy or Ethan or any of these characters anyway so I'm not going to talk about them the scene between pox Rune and Lydia goes on for way too [ __ ] long it just does it's nonsensical I would have rather have seen these guys get their ass beat but no we're going to go ahead and put the this guy The Grapist by bear in mind in full view of everyone and have run and him go off and measure [ __ ] because that's apparently necessary run is basically like I give her better dick and pox is like I don't care I'm a Grapist also here we find out that something to do with I'm guessing the sex ritual the liia did means that she and her kids are potentially somehow related to the aitar people and also related to the thron of glass people I didn't care because I haven't read Throne of Glass this whole sequence is ended by Lydia bursting into full flames and becoming full attack helicopter they get the boys back and everybody lives happily ever after oh wait Bryce is dead everyone lives happily ever no I'm kidding like of course she is we couldn't have a sery mass finale without one of the main [ __ ] characters dying and then having a merry down death row and coming back to life because of a magic Band-Aid I honestly wonder if there is something going on with the concept of death when it comes to this universe and Sarah J Mass's writing like why do we feel comfortable with not killing anyone off the permanence of death in this world is very weird and I don't get it like it doesn't have any effect on anybody so Bryce dies right she dies and then an old lady who isn't important enough to have on the board uh basically trads her life for her because Uno reversed that [ __ ] and apparently that that works in this situation because I think because Bonnie Bennett has control of the I mean hypoxia has control of the underworld I don't really know but bear in mind guess who also is dead and hasn't come back to life technically speaking Danica Bryce sees Danica in the a life and I don't care about anything to do with this situation Bryce is a better person than me because I would not have choosen life chose life at that point I would have gone into the underworld and beat Danica's ass for the [ __ ] show that she created also bear in mind Bryce mentions that the entirety of this book happens over the course of a week a week so she sees Danica waves and goes back on her Merry way back to life everyone's cool the aery got zipped into the [ __ ] ether and apparently that's fine Bryce becomes the leader but she Mean Girls the [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] leadership responsibility and just goes new government and there is never any issues with that apparently nesa does mention when they give back the mask and she trades it for her parents um that uh Bryce should be really appreciative of having a mother who loves her which considering the fact that I sympathize with Nesta a little bit too much that [ __ ] kind of hurted so I mentioned it because remember Nesta is the only person on this whole [ __ ] wall that matters which means I have grown as a person I think also nesa is kind of too nice because Bryce's mom is kind of a and then they live happily ever after Serge Mass has seven more books slated with bloomsberry I think so most likely we will be seeing these guys again I just really hope I don't have to read from her [ __ ] point of view because oh my God she's annoying uh like subscribe comment share this video it's going to be a lot of work check out my per Romo code and information Down Below in the description I'm going to go now guys like subscribe all the good 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Published: Sun Mar 17 2024