Aaron's New Mom | Date Marry Kill

hey guys I'm out here and today I am joined by a blaze where do you go what are you going I heard we are here to kill people no then why would we have such a crazy place here for we're here to kill people because well like I mean technically you're kind of right but you're by Caitlin and Aaron and blaze yeah and today we're playing dates Mary now we're going to get started um as soon as you're done with the the torture chamber over there well I can't play from here I fight you can play from there you stay over there okay all right so start with you my pretty okay all right so Caitlin I'm gonna give you three random date Mary kills and you're gonna have to pick who you a date who you'd marry who you would kill are you ready oh okay I guess alright here we go from your randoms you have Kauai Jim a spell and Lucinda oh well clearly kill Lucinda why cuz she's like my rival you gotta kill your rival right yeah but but then are you truly yourself without your rival yeah if you kill your rival you have one less burro to hang out with that's not fun fun at all I have all you bros already and I have to pick somebody and I'm not picking after our Kwai Chung cuz they're here okay those are better reasons those are better reasons it's not here to die alright Kawhi Chun um hmm is kawaii John marriage material does she wake up every morning when she needs to you know does she do all the dishes I'm gonna say date Kauai Chung cuz I feel like I could only put up with the sweets for so long so temporary date yeah because you know like I like some sweets but I couldn't do it like my whole life so it means it's dating like haven't expressed it like an expiration date to you or something well I mean if you don't you can't marry two people plays you know this I do yeah date quite Jen and then I guess by default marry f-mount yeah wait am I just a default is that how you're gonna treat our marriage well is that smell the judge are we like sucking up to her is that what's going on yeah okay then why are you on the table on a chair you feel like like really important here like to look at them when I turn around so I don't have to keep looking at the same set all the time Caitlin I could have sworn two minutes ago you said that you wouldn't kill either of these two because it was the polite thing to do but I don't know so much if those answers were any better you know I said it's because they're here and now I would have made the same decision if Lucinda was here oh well next time we'll make sure she's here okay okay all right so those are Kaitlyn's choices blade yeah yeah hey can I ask a question what a question I'm really happy you guys invited me to do this but what's with what's with the big cannon things is this part of the game it's totally a part of the game I mean I am NOT carrying a torch next to this cannon yeah yeah so um you know I will make sure you answer correctly I mean I'm down for anything once but it's just like you know there are some questions that could use answers from time to time okay you're three random choices are Caitlyn white Chan and Aaron Oh choose wisely because one of us has more power than the others I'd probably kill Aaron yeah just cuz do it I dare you do it you can't do it can you these things don't even shoot their props I knew it you can't fool me wait we were my choices again I all I know is I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill Aaron that's a given yeah yeah I'll probably say it again oh hey more can it's cool uh I would marry because I would get to bug you for the rest of your life yeah that would probably happen if we were married you know what I would date Kauai Jan because dates are fun things they're supposed to be fun you take people on dates and we would go somewhere fun like the ice rink or something nice but that can't happen until I get out of this cage okay well now you're in prison you're dead to us so question you're three random choices are Sasha Chi and Dante [Music] actually I think I would date Kai because you know he's a meatball so he's pretty cute oh yeah he's cute and everybody likes him so I get along I think I'd marry sawchuck she's like she has this cool mysterious five tour and then you guys kind of seem like similar in some ways yeah no you're different you're like similar and then yeah I [Music] cannot believe it at the supermarket this is really supermarket talk is over [Music] you put me in prison I got to make the best of my time so I'm working out so cuz you know I'm gonna kill you remember that oh it's okay it's okay yep it's okay your choices are Caitlyn question and Lucinda let's see we've got a room we've got we've got we've got a church we've got a nice restaurant and we've got a place where leis likes to hang out and die it's my new house it's my summer getaway no I think I would date Caitlyn because Caitlyn you're great but I feel like we would get into a lot of arguments you know yeah I think like we're we're like both kind of headstrong so yeah yeah so we would enjoy like a dinner or two when you know we would we would you don't have some great conversations but your long-term I feel like we would just kill each other yep I was gonna be like who's married okay sorry continue okay Mary I think I would marry loosen because because she's you know she's really nice and she has all these crazy mad spells and she's hot boobs yeah she's very nice it has great assets I heard boobs let me out of here but but with that being said I have to make a decision why chin I like you as a friend that sucks yeah dude I just now realize that this isn't fair and I want out oh just now why with doors the door has always been open blaze what what sorcery is this just open the door I'm trying really hard what about you don't you have to do it yeah you gonna do this yeah what is this all about get off that chair please since you were in prison go ahead and out here I'll stay I'll change places with you no please please playboys I know what you need to do you need I got this you need to pick the dads need to pick the dads you know what I'm gonna do that I served my time in the clink I can ask some good questions here we go all right Eric you're off to a great start Derek or karta and I'm not gonna pick I'm not gonna pick favorites but I've heard birthday guy is nothing I'm just heavily judging you based off of your answers I would date Eric oh my goodness what if they got married all Mike would you be her daughter okay man I would say 20 years older than you look look he's asking me the question it's not like this is actually happening okay I could have just picked kill and spared me from this imagine she's got a spare one of us I really hope she's sparing me Kaitlin it's actually it's happening all right you're asking me for logical reasons I'm gonna give you logical reasons okay all right I would date Eric because I feel like he would be fun to have a date with because he seems like a very energetic guy like okay just saying that this is something like if I have to choose like the power of the universe is compelling me to choose from these choices I mean I would marry I don't know anything anymore I'm gonna look out the winner is broken no I changed my answer marry karta you can't take back your answer okay no because technically in this universe I I would be your son and that's just weird we came over I'd marry guard shape because he got money he got Bank even Aaron even though I'm gonna kill you I feel sorry for you and I feel your pain I just want to let you know that joy do you wanna go on a date do it after this dude let's go do our date was doing it's a great idea dude let's go get Chinese okay and killed her killed my dad okay also Caitlyn if they're going on a date I want to go a date with you okay can we go to old garden okay next round next round what a put trade places with me I'm different don't don't push me off the table let me help you you have like weird stuff going on today yeah I am kind of sluggish I'm pretty swollen out it's hard to move so question GART a tianni or xenyx [Music] yeah his wife is super annoying - I know I know I feel like a strange sadness inside but I don't know where it's coming from that sadness I was feeling is now gone and for some reason about happy now your turn alright Zayn Blaise oh please oh yes opportunity for me to to do what you did to me yeah for sure dude right back at you hmm but Ian is there but if I kill you I can't kill him hmm so as my urge to kill Ian stronger than my current urge to kill you I don't know man am I really that bad of a guy I don't think I am but should I date Blaise or date Zane you could marry blaze Zane likes to complain a lot I'm gonna date Zane is he's gonna complain all the time yeah dude marriage marriage is like a prison cell which means that instead of killing you or dating you I'm just gonna have to marry you all you got me real man I feel like I shouldn't be watching this Caitlyn yes Ian Travis and blaze I'm not biased or anything but I found this money on the floor well rich I heard blaze is very rich I would we don't talk about that here Aaron I would kill blaze for hitting me with money just now oh I thought that that's how you flex right that's how you flex on people as you know but I won't though because then I couldn't kill Ian who I need to kill why do we even make him an option we all know what the answer would be it's true at that point it just becomes date or marry yeah well okay so here's the thing about Travis you guys know I like I like Travis is not a secret is a marriage material that I do not know to be honest I think blaze is even less marriage material you know what I will honor that I respect that I totaled a place we can go to go back or whatever and I guess I gotta marry Travis it's not just the Outback or whatever it's the Outback Steakhouse or whatever I mean or whatever is probably you know what steak house at the end of it it just becomes Australia yeah well literally be you like spiders and snakes and stuff koalas and and junk you know crawling up on you I don't think so no next one is a smell and Daniel why you got to make me pick between you and Daniel why you got to do that I don't know that's totally up to you that's not cool well it comes as no surprise I'm most likely going to kill Ian I mean if I had the chance I would he's got some redeeming qualities I mean I don't know who his hair stylist is but I thought maybe once or twice I might get their info from him possibly so I guess I'd have to marry Daniel and date us now all right you ready you have to pick between Caitlyn Kawhi Shan and blaze really hot right now like really on the spot like go stared at me I'm on the table I mean there's candles everywhere true true Caitlyn I'm going to have to date you I don't know how you're gonna take this ma'am I have to date you I'm so sorry I'll take you wherever you want okay I know it's not ideal all right question can you make a cuter sound later half man now you gotta you gotta kill me so you can do if you can make a cuter sound than her then she just made then I'll I'll spare you [Music] [Music] no you get it oh you proceeded to shoot me as I chop my head off with his guillotine okay in a blaze of glory yes please bet the I bet they didn't know when they watched this that blaze would get run over by a bumper car and die and that's cannon by the way it happened in front of the cannons of course it's game [Music] [Music] you don't know how I should

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Length: 19min 31sec (1171 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 13 2018