A Tourism Video For Australia (Made By A New Zealander)

welcome to North Queensland Australia fancy a swim in a tropical paradise you can't do that here because these crocodiles oh but don't worry they've made a sign you'd think there'd be signs everywhere in this tourist hotspot right now it's just the one in slum pictures don't even have any because they made me just use word of mouth around here Oh apparently there's massive prehistoric beasts out there so just take care she'll be right no but your safety is important so tourists are advised to remain at least 10 metres from the water's edge because no crocodile is gonna walk 11 metres for a meal right as a bonus they've also got stingers doesn't sound too bad though right well actually sting is is just Australian for the most deadly marine animal known to mankind but you know stingers is a good name too I mean it's like calling crocodiles nibblers Oh but they've already got a nickname for them they've taken the term saltwater crocodiles dispense with the more integral part of the term you know crocodiles to leave invade colloquialism that could be used to describe literally any marine animal so if you're pedaling in the shallows and a local notifies you that there's some salties round don't just assume he's talking about dolphins or some form of innocuous mollusk because actually he's referring to giant flesh-eating reptiles but don't let just this dissuade you they've got other stuff too like the oldest tropical rainforest in the world I just be careful of deadly snakes and spiders oh and this bird that may as well be a velociraptor Queensland Australia the best part is you only need to pay a one-way fare because chances are you won't return [Music]

Channel: chrisdrabble

Views: 1,225,488

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Id: 0Wo4sEMoauU

Length: 2min 18sec (138 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 04 2018