A Tandem for Two With Cath & Cheryl Baker | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

so please welcome this week's special guest [Music] Kath so Jason what is Kath to you this is Kath uh she got angry with me because I couldn't stop eating her dog sausages right Jason's sausage savior um briany how do you know Kath this is Kath I had to strip her of first in a baking contest when I found out that somebody else had made her cake right Brian's bogus Baker and finally David what is your relationship with Kath this is Kath together we recently enjoyed a fivemile ride on a tandem so there we have it is Kath Jason's sausage savior Brian he bogus Baker or David cycling sidekick Lee where would you like to be again uh start with Jason mhm when was this gosh when was this uh give us a decade oh it was it was recent it was in the last year the in the last year it was about four months ago how long did it happen for just over a year so for just over a year you've been eating her dog sausages that's right right just one more question all right what the hell are you talking about Kath has got um a a cafe yeah and that sells sausages right what's the texture of the sausages I wasn't expecting that question and there were pork sausages sliced up and uh for dogs so she's your local cafe owner that's right yeah right you go into this Cafe fa reg the cafe yeah how often did you go like one point every day why cuz my because it's in the in the square what does that mean in the Square where I live it's in the Square where you live yeah where'd you live trumpton I've got I've got an office and it's near cf's okay this is during the lockdown it was during lockdown mhm was cath's calf open only on for outside use these sausages are they already outside on the table as a treat for the dogs yes ah how many tables has one of course just one just the one you weren't allowed to sit at the tables because it was locked down oh so I see so humans weren't allowed to sit down but loads of dogs were going have you feel you're right yeah what sort of dog do you have no I don't I don't have a dog oh what makes them different like types of sausage why would they not be for humans as well well I I thought they were I thought they were sausage samples okay you thought they were to make me go I'll have number three please wait wait yeah did she reprimand you multiple times or once actually she's never reprimanded me well I ain't God iin going if you say you didn't stop that means it happened multiple times it can't happen once can I say no no no no no no you're getting me mixed up you're getting me mixed up here Sophie what not a question no no one's ever done that on this show before um um I'll take another question please it's not question time uh yes the lady there in the uh in the sparkly dress what would you like to say just answer the question so what happened was she put a sign up to say can you stop eating the dog sausages just bejon everybody no it was a general like someone's eating the sausages yeah I'll turn around and if the back of the table will say no more about it how many times did you do it and how did you how did you find out that you were in The Rock when he was on all fours licking the water he said enough is enough because one day I got to the cafe and there was a sign saying these sausages are for dogs can you stop did you go in and sell her oh by the way that is me I think it might be mainly me eating the sausages I never went face to face at all by the way so you didn't mention it to her at all no must have got hell of a when she got the call to come down today what the hell is this about okay I'll come then but what the hell am I going to here has he been stealing from his shot what's he been doing no she just came down yeah I'll come don't you want to know why there's nothing left at home I'm bankrupt someone keeps eating all your dog sausages um who would you like to quiz next I I mean wow I mean give the poor fell a break Jason have a drink we'll come back to you in a minute it there's a bowl on the floor there just remind us Bry what's what's your claim um I had to strip Kath of her first place title because her cake she' not baked it okay and when was this this was August 2019 that's post bake off for you post Bake Off yeah is it a village fate or something yeah a little village just outside of Bristol so people just bring the cakes to the competition I know it's incredible it that means you don't see the process they bring the cake yes it's a it's an absolute lie because you don't run a competition that way what do you mean what you you can't people just can't bring the cake they can yeah they do it all the time yeah that that that is so flawed in so many that's the craziest it is so I agree what you're doing is deconstructing 300 years of British let's let's let Bry now paint a picture of the whole day so it's a you know classic Village fate and they had a little Marquee trying to recreate the tent um and people brought their cakes for me to judge what was cat's cake cat's cake was a chocolate fudge cake and who had made cat cake well before you tell us how did you find out someone else well I mean this is very Village faty but it was actually one of her neighbors came over to tell me that she knew that Kath had bought it she bought it Midsummer murders didn't the box and the cellophane and the priz sticker give it away yeah it said taste the difference on it I didn't pick up on it he's always making caterpillar cake yeah so what did you do you were given this information puts you in a very difficult position what what did you do well I pulled Kath aside and had a little didn't hesitate yeah I had a little chat with her and what happened then well she was remorseful but we had to take first prize off her cuz I can't give her first prize for a cake that she didn't even make i' tell what we have learned despite what Bake Off tell you shop bought clearly nicer than homemade what about David David it was so long ago what did he say I said this is Cath and together we recently enjoyed a fem ride on a tandem right front or back for you front wow and how do you know cath from the tandem ride this the first time you met was that you met her on the bike I met her wow that's a place to meet is it no I no no I met stop riding so close I hired this with cath at a bike hire shop in the New Forest sorry you hired it with her yes but you don't know her we were we were in the queue right the only bike that remained was a tandem oh what were you doing in the New Forest in the first place why were you down there I was down there shooting a big new drama for Sky what sort of character were you playing POS and repressed or repressed and Posh that's that's the journey actually it goes from one to the other and it's over just 12 episodes I I don't understand the motivation to do it why was it important that you ride on that particular day if you're there shooting something and you can come back the next day well I had a surprise day off uh because uh Ian McKellen's knee was playing up and I say Ian McKellen's knee was playing my part no we was he' do a good job it me it's not working could we give David the day off and let my knee I have to say Mel's knee does a wonderful sarcastic expression that puts me to shame but anyway I was determined to have a bit of recreational fun in the New Forest and I wasn't going to give up on a bike ride just because I was last in the queue when you got off the bike did you spend a little bit longer together did you say coffee or anything like that or did you just end it there pedal um it was uh you know we we said you know we had I think a two or three minute chat but we didn't we didn't go for coffee I'll tell you what David it strikes me that Kath does look as though she could be on the back of a tandem if you were to position yourself in front of her that might sway the team your view would achieve something I think it would yes all right I will do it sorry about this C I haven't done my warmup but you know leg goes over there oh good that's that's a very low crossbar if you abely I do have trouble with fortunately they had a little set of steps so I was able to imagine I'm climbing the steps over I go oh onto the seat very comfy um there we go and now you want to check that Kath was happy are you happy Kath are you happy Kath take that as a yes and off we go there we go there some uh some new Forest ponies there that one looks like it's got mange over a cattle grid David I have to tell you she's making very little effort do you know there are times in your life where you question some of your career choices back to the higher shop there we go both breaks there we go there we and we put it and then prop the thing up down the little staircase very nice to meet you C there you go lovely we need an answer is Kath Jason's sausage savior Brian's bogus Baker or David's cycling son kick it's a hard one this I'm going to let you two decide I'm going to goow with Jason you're saying Jason ate dog sausages yeah um I'm going to say the cake one actually okay I I I'm slightly more towards Jason oh have you changed stop growling it sounds like you had dog sausages what are you going to go for sausages we go sausages it goes back with the okay we're going to go sausages yeah you happy with sausage I'm happy with sausage here we go I'm not happy with sausage I think it's cake but we'll go sausage well go with what you think it is you can always compromise and go tandem you know I think you're going cake C would you please reveal your true identity I'm Cath and I had to stop Jason eating the dog sausage yes is Jason sausage savier and we can see a picture of the sign that she wrote now there it is look that's it please don't take the doggy sausage it makes them sad if you're really hungry we have human treats you idiot Jason thank you very much indeed C so please welcome this week's special celebrity guest w Cheryl [Music] Baker wow if it turns out David Mitchell is seeing Cheryl Baker this is going to be brilliant so Giles what is Cheryl to you this is Cheryl and together we broke the world record for the longest ever on screen kiss right giles's kissing companion Lou how do you know Cheryl this is Cheryl and when she got her zip stuck in the changing room I had to rip her skirt off I see uh Lou's changing room Chum and finally David what is your relationship with Cheryl this is Cheryl and she brought me a bucket when I felt sick on Saturday Superstore so there we have it wow that's is Cheryl giles's kissing companion Lou's changing room Chum or David's bucket Brer Lee where do you want to start Giles what was the context why why were you kissing Cheryl the idea was it's Valentine's Day why not break the world record for the longest ever onscreen kiss what year uh early 1980s okay uh and and and it was for 4 minutes I had attempted it before with who uh with an Diamond I was wow I was at tvam breakfast television station at the time and uh I thought it'd be fun to break this record and I was kissing and Diamond but we were we about 2 minutes into the kiss and we had to go live to Moscow for coverage of president bv's funeral was brf so shocked he had a heart attack a year or two later I was still hoping to break the record yeah and Cheryl turned up at the studio because she was huge star this wonderful super group called Buck Fizz I should point out to Philly who's only what 14 now 15 you are probably aware that in the Eurovision song contest the UK always do terribly yeah they won oh no way yes oh congrats well done mive they were young they were beautiful they were brilliant don't say were she stood right next to you so was it a permanent Peck rather than a snog can I say it felt like magic I can't wait till she's allowed to speak at the give her version of EV all he did was whisper anagram was very irritating all right all right who would you like to quiz next um Lou yes can you remind us again uh well Cheryl got her zip stuck and changing room that I was working in and I had to rip her skirt off of her right now books Fizz when they won the Eurovision song contest back in the early 80s there was a famous dance routine where towards the end of the song the guys RI the skirts off the the ladies and it became a famous thing so how did you cuz I I've been trapped in a dress in a fitting room yeah and they had to use scissors did you have to use scissors I I yanked it cuz i p s of panicked I was only about 19 at the time and did Cheryl ask for your help or did you just like hear cry or no so she was quite can I say the word bubbly it's bugs F why not [Laughter] [Applause] yeah so she was in the Chang room room we were sort talking and then she was like oh my God like just laughing and she was stuck so then I had to go in and help her but I panicked and then I just ended up like sort of ripping the skirt but I also made a hole in her top I didn't tell her so you didn't she didn't buy it she didn't buy anything no nothing no maybe she'd have bought it if you'd given her a little bit longer to spend making her mind [Music] up she sh I think the people at home will realize that's a terrible joke and the camera never lies which was another one of the hits thank you now you're in the Land of Make Believe just leave it there and let's be honest Rob now we're struggling I didn't say that he said that all right now what about David yes remind us again David of this truth um well uh Cheryl brought me a bucket when I felt sick on Saturday sub store now this is you're going to have to tell Philly what that is right uh when you're eating food if you want to bring it back up again no not Le not not not not that b the Saturday Superstore plastic container that carries not the bucket the TV show oh the TV show TV is like YouTube Saturday Superstar oh yeah YouTube Saturday Superstar it was a TV show in the'80s and Cheryl was the host was it she well let's find out she had come on with buck Fizz to do a song what were you on for I wasn't really featured I was just I was on as part of my Cubs troop what was the feature about the the feature was Peter Duncan was on talking about litter and what was it what happened that made you feel sick uh I ate my pet lunch quickly on the coach on the way there oh what did you have yeah uh sandwiches crisps uh I think probably a penguin and then also a penguin biscuit oh that anyway I overate and I was feeling a bit um full and then we were in this environment that felt alien yeah how did Cheryl say you did you say that you felt sick or did she spot that you looked sick or I think I was saying that I was feeling sick wasn't Cheryl busy books fizzing um well no it wasn't during their number no I think it was afterwards I think it was probably during a cartoon or something right and I was saying I'm feeling a bit sick and very kindly she was nearby and she she produced a bucket from somewhere were though I mean that's quite I don't know I imagine if in this studio I imagine there will be buckets around here I'm not sure there would be I think there are buckets in this room I don't think there is there we are ah there we go thank you very much okay so there is a bucket in a studio I give you that why would Cheryl everyone know why is she going to get you a bucket like why is it not like the runner or even the producer someone else I don't think Cheryl would do that or the fellow with a blond her that no one can remember the name of that guy I've just been giving the eyeball Cheryl Baker you mess with the band you mess with me she was just nearby and she was nice she spotted a bucket and brought it over did you put the bucket to use no and it in that weird I was feeling all you know full and worried yes this is David's pre- Lov making talk again I I'm I'm feeling full I'm feeling full and worried surely worry is the most erotic of all the emotions well we need an answer so Lee team is Cheryl giles's kissing companion Lou's changing room Chum or David's bucket Brer just going by look alone right does David look like a Billy's child does Lou does Lou look like a shot worker does Giles look like a pervert I think we know where we're heading but all true right this is what we're going to do I'm going to narrow it down to three you're going to narrow it down to two and you're going to say it is I think it's one of them three and I think it's either David or jles so it's down to you I'm going to go David okay they're saying it's David Cheryl would you please reveal your true identity I'm Cheryl and Giles and I broke a world record scre yes they did and we have a photograph to show look there it is w wow and look at the way GES is having to hold on with two hands you can't go get come back Cheryl tell us about this traumatic event from your perspective how was it I tell you what I really remember you had a cup of coffee just before we had the [Applause] SN oh that's awful thank you very much Cher thank you cheral oh

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Length: 21min 51sec (1311 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 27 2024