a reality TV feud but it's Victorian

[Music] so it's the morning after the vanderbilt bowl and i am just getting ready for my maid to come and get me ready hi and then lady ashborne visits my room unannounced hi did you have fun yesterday oh i did yes it was splendid oh that is great i mean after that whole lord bradbury situation you really deserve some fun anyway i think miss wilde danced with the prince like three times yesterday she did not say that just thought i'd let you know though and then she just left i was absolutely in shock but i also thought miss wilde if your bourgeoisie ass wants to see me jealous i will give you jealous [Music] good morning ladies good morning how are you doing today miss croydon so i entered the living room and she's just sitting there like nothing happened like she didn't just steal my prince that i have been courting for weeks and he's not even cute so that's a huge sacrifice on my side it's just i just felt so betrayed but you did this for a while why not why why not why though [Music] this was sort of when i realized i made a mess and not like a regular mess but a mess the size of mrs collins's hairdo last week at the opera which was huge wait i am so confused right now so ms crowden enters the room and she seems pretty upset and then miss wilde gets all passive aggressive towards her and i'm just sitting there barbecue sauce on my breakfast plate and i have no idea what's going on miss wild here is a two-faced harlot who aims higher than her raggedy bustle patch well maybe miss lindsay wouldn't be so confused if she actually paid attention to eligible bachelors at the ball yesterday instead of lying horse face under the table i did what i did i said what i said end of story excuse me so out of nowhere miss wilde starts attacking me for no reason i mean she wasn't lying but if miss wilde was looking for mr ashley yesterday let's just say there is enough room under the table for two people well at least she wasn't walking around painted like a cheap courtesan what did you just say she did not what did you just say i'll rip your head i will rip your head pistol oh yes i will rip it off i will rip that fake head piece off your head i will rip it off that is the worth like if those wendis want to keep lying to themselves i don't care but we all know once i entered that ballroom the prince was mine [Music]

Channel: Karolina Żebrowska

Views: 365,714

Rating: 4.9970331 out of 5

Keywords: reality tv, kuwtk, keeping up with the kardashians, big brother, catfish, the bachelor, the bachelorette, love island, suvivor, the real world, reality television, reality tv show

Id: 2MY--kAjVN0

Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 29 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/gmikoner]

she's wonderful. I love her Jenna Marbles parody