A Psychopath Serves Coffee in Espresso Tycoon

okay we'll we'll take you to the Moon we want we want to be we can't be green uh because Starbucks will actually sue you apparently they have copyright their own shade of green to the Moon cuff to the Moon Cafe no let's get can we get an accent on that e oh the font just breaks okay that's perfect we can get a nice painting of a cat that really that really brings the place out a bit Obi-Wan Corgi okay I mean it would just be rude not the there he goes there's quite a few quite a few animals it seems I mean this seems cute for the cafe right until anyone like comes and asks oh like who's that on the wall oh I don't know I just bought this from like Ikea and that was the photo in the frame I have no idea who owns this animal can't we can't pop this outside for some reason I think we want one on the wall having these here makes it looks like you're about to like you're in the tax office or something like I I I feel like I'm about to like file my insurance I paint this more thanks okay perfect I'll go back to the Moon coffee where we help you file your taxes to the moon it's it's just croissants please please just take this plain pastry the ultimate snack is here this is one cupcake and it's gonna sell out quick uh coffee editor oh we actually get to make this oh my God you can actually just put a lot why why is mayonnaise an option why is that even here just no I'm not doing mate let's just do like what if we just make it liquid butter you want to like clog your arteries it's just a glass of butter it's the kids will love this they love butter I get to draw it oh this is actually gonna be kind of hard to get right oh we go for a nice mmm because that's what you no that that just falls apart B for Usher oh we could we can add even more to it how do we make this like so unbelievably unhealthy like take a waffle rolling extra extra is this drink is going to kill you what is like the highest calories probably cherry there's no limit on the Cherry oh no that's that's actually gonna kill you that's more than your intake for a day literally just flush how that hot lightning hit the shop Lucas you're 64 a day welcome aboard Lucas looks he looks very excited to work here oh God people are actually coming in please order the butter menu doesn't offer any coffee I would order oh no he hates it he they hate butter okay all right we're gonna have to add to the menu all right what if we make it just the strongest possible thing 846 milligrams of caffeine how much is that 400 is the recommended daily dose call us the insomnia do you just want to stay awake literally just butter costs way too much here what's wrong with it literally just peanut butter perfect oh yeah we saw different kinds of butter in our fine establishment yeah we still want to give you all your optional extras so God forbid you try have this without the extracts or large whipped cream for variety's sake we'll pop some blueberries on this one so this is the healthy alternative to just butter this one's only 2 900 calories it's not as bad like being in a cafe is supposed to be a social experience so what if we make it so that you're always sitting next to everyone a dog likes to drink some water but they don't have any bowls here I love that this place is pet friend I feel like these ones are out of ends up with each other casuals have nothing to order okay so we need something for not the hardcore crowd it's just a block just hot water I don't think I can put any top I I could just put cream on it it's gonna be the hot cream save it put that on the menu maybe that's something for the more casual crowd they don't like the butter okay we might have to make an actual drink what if it's just a cup of ice cream oh the cafe that brought you literally just butter we present you with you with chocolate ice cream hey what if it's just like the the heavy caffeinated chocolate special melted ice cream in a cup put some cherries on perfect this is rubbish the clean so no someone left their toys here that's not rubbish some poor child just left like their teddy bear in their football here oh put that in the bin gross what if I make a regular coffee but I make it so overpriced that no one will want to order it like let's make like a proper nice one I could put a layer of toffee in wait what why why is that even an option oh this is cold brew it's really tasty oh something something's Stuck in My Cup no no we're making a nice one okay cold brew with matcha a little bit of ice just a little bit not too much this is a Shrek coffee okay no no we're okay all right we're starting over oh we're making a nice one we're making a nice one I'm not not the Shrek coffee but the love of God wait what butter okay hang on let's finish this is gonna be an empty cup the side is left on the table and like someone's clearly like already enjoyed their coffee apparently this is what people want I just have this they left their waffle cone untouched yeah we we have to make something that's actually good let's go to save save the cafe here's a glass of ice get that on the menu real quick okay but that we have to make a real one wait what a businessman want so it's popping a little bit of ice okay happens if you just sticking Mayo at this point well it's still really good I wish the mail wasn't in there the good Corner the Hipster and businessman Market pop in a little bit of Honey the hipster businessman the love of God get more style points I'm working on it businessmen and Hipsters love a good out of order sign put some of those in he'd love some packets of beans have some beans so someone just spilled their drink everywhere napkins are best for style points is it because they're so small oh you just have to try to the Moon Cafe the most stylish place around they have so many napkins available you just I just work away at the table you want some beans I'm just getting that marketed you won't be able to escape us on Instagram oh the radios talk about is us we are always on TV it's like a five minute slot it's like can you know to the Moon Cafe sponsors the Super Bowl now we're from other sponsors to the Moon Cafe we have another word from another sponsor to the Moon Cafe he took the Instagram all your feed is just pictures of butter there's nothing else it's just butter let's make a drink for the gamers it needs to have a lot of caffeine okay there we go but it needs to be more colorful than that though can I get RGB in a glass we put some matcha in more syrup okay that they don't like it still they demand milk there's no caffeine in this right now what if we just like have a drink where it's like just everything so like I want like a tea you cold milk orange syrup strawberry ice cream popped with a layer of toffee in there for some reason fish sauce take out some toffee and get some ice cubes in still room for a good old favorite butter Tabasco peanut butter ice cubes hot chocolate eggnog fish sauce toffee strawberry ice cream orange syrup cold milk and espresso like this has everything you could want it's no tea let's wait get rid of the eggnog this has to be like this is this is everything you could want just a little bit of whipped cream We're not gonna go too crazy here okay this is just gonna be everything take it the decorate has too many repetitive elements you just can't please these people they're all miffed because of the out of order signs it's just because people like won't stop complaining there's your mail Everyone likes a bit of extra coffee they love some hot water hot milk chocolate syrup it's gone up with the seniors fish sauce and cream no the seniors hate cream oh this fish delight looks very appetite oh you disgust me you sick [ __ ] oh oh you give me a chocolate chip cookie on the side oh you're that's that's awful I don't want they hate fun call it the funless I just had exactly like a Jiminy Cricket from Puss in Boots you're an irredeemable monster our Jack I don't I don't know if you should do that Jack yeah I can kind of hear it I don't know if it was a good idea to get into the coffee business track I don't know if you could just serve people butter and they'll expect them to drink it like for one it's a solid Jack why why am I getting these mean Awards congratulations you're awful and people hate your establishment thanks for playing our game we just want you to want you to know that what you're doing here is quite [ __ ] elegant chairs okay they have to love it Decker here is uh I'm gonna throw someone out of the cafe let's get to a Goldilocks Cafe going you can choose whatever style takes your fancy you want a buyer stool for something YouTube reason okay you have every kind of chair you if you say it's repetitive like you're just it's a poor taste it's because of the napkins oh my God I never realized dude the coffee is amazing people love the place here they're like they love drinking butter but because there's like no there's a few too many napkin holders they're leaving like a two star review who who would complain about that if the coffee is good and you like the place why no I don't know about the napkins wait where where was it just just close it everyone leave go home okay that's actually kind of nice all the coffee machine's on fire again sorry you can buy a bathroom a customize in here yeah let me just get like a nice plant in here I hope you poo a bit better have you figured out he can change floors with you yet how long have we had that we are going to have room people here create and serve your own coffee minimum four you need I that's easy I don't think I don't do it is minus 75 000 oh yeah hot chocolate would have been wonderful if you had like you know you had more just chocolate water and milk and cream I'll be 75 grand well I I oh I gotta create it now I let me just pause time fish sauce is made it popular with students again I I don't I don't understand why if I put mayo in here it's actually like a better drink overall that seems disgusting okay well we we did it music could be better but jazz is what is that more to your tastes this is exactly what I want when I'm in the cafe trying to chill and relax I'm just like inserting whatever I can it's like yeah what what do you want in your beverage what do you like well you know I like my Mayo I like uh things on Ice peanut ice cream you know a bit of matcha let me just put all this in a blender real quick YouTube Tech I gotta stop the Techno I'm gonna lose my mind well I'll give this one a grade this is the failure this has mayo in it wait I'll put one Barista why did they all quit oh my God they must have hated the music I didn't pay him what do you mean I've been paying them oh no oh my God this is slider here I've been paying the 58 a day to work 12 hours oh that's so bad we don't have any employees right now I love that they're still showing up to the till yeah can I get a hipster businessman and a cupcake ah excuse me excuse me someone gonna get my car hello okay let's uh let's make a Shrek toffee you gotta like crack open into it because you know ogres have layers so you know he's got like that standard like eyebrow oh I've ruined it ears point no those are oh those are his ears I've I've I've ruined it that that that award feels fair I don't mind that green tea macaroon and if I put cream on it people aren't gonna appreciate all the work we've done so I I think we keep it open this is a Shrek coffee does anyone own these animals too I feel like they're just wandering in that's just the person making that sound effect that's a person that's a person now I'm worried about the animals in here it's like is that an animal or is that we can't we can't talk to the animals anymore cat talks what else can I do like just supplies oh it sends in a drone you can collect your mail it's all gonna come in one box or like separate drones what what is happening like one big box no no too much work drone can handle that butter this is just spicy butter that's all it needs to be I will give you a waffle roll for some weird reason revised many 17 dogs that's that's some expensive butter Shrek coffee it's not my favorite coffee oh there is a queue all of a sudden where did all you come from wait oh there they go the most boring menu in town we literally do not profit off spicy butter spicy butter to go Monica what is wrong with you [Music]

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Id: 7_I5mPcaLLE

Length: 15min 42sec (942 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 03 2023