A Lying Witch and a Warden 🦉| S1 E1 | Full Episode | The Owl House | @disneychannel

foolish child i could swallow you whole do not underestimate me gildersnake for i am the good rich azura warrior of peace yo my only weakness dying and that's the end the end of what my book report i think i knocked it out of the park your book report is why you're in here [Music] oh that's where the backup snakes were and what were you going to do with this that was for the act 3 closer mija i love your creativity but it's gotten out of hand do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times oh happy dagger give me death now for the final anatomically correct touch spider breath you think that's an impressive trick take a look at this we all love that you express yourself but if you can learn to separate fantasy from reality you may need to spend the summer here don't worry mom i won't let you down no more weirdness that doesn't count right [Music] oh oh my baby no don't worry summer camp is only going to be for three months you'll be so busy balancing checkbooks and learning to appreciate public radio the time will fly by but i don't like any of that stuff i like editing anime clips to music and reading fantasy books with convoluted backstories mija your fantasy world is holding you back do you have any friends real ones not imagined or drawn or reptilian summer camp is a chance to make some friends but you have to try can you do that yes mom oh i gotta go to work your bus is coming soon text me when you get there [Music] bye mom [Music] tiny trash thief uh stop adorably hopping away you huh whoa i thought i had a lot of weird stuff but this this is impressive finally you're back now let's see what we've got here garbage garbage garbage now this this will make me rich and this oh this will make good kindling excuse me sorry it's mine thank you you're not going anywhere [Music] oh no no no no no what's going on oh hello little fairy are you going to tell me this is all a fantastical dream give me your skin where am i did i die am i in the bad place you wish i'm so sorry i just wanted my buck if you're gonna eat my skin just make it quick just do it now eat you why would i eat a potential customer can i offer you a human foot filled with holes barb green human candy oh oh how about this black shadow box that reflects only sadness that's not all it can do here let me see it [Music] voila huh what's that the sound it's so alluring i'll pay 40 stales for the screaming box i'll give you a hundred can i eat the tiny person inside what did you say your name was i'm loose loose well loose that was pretty clever for a human that's kind of a weird thing for another human to say oh dear child i'm not like you i'm ida the owl lady the most powerful witch on the boiling aisles of which i am a respected feared buster peter the owl lady you are wanted for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors whoa which criminal you are hereby ordered to come with me to the conformatorium would you guys quit following me around i haven't done squat and you're coming too for fraternizing with a criminal what what that's not cool oh all right all right you win just let me get my stuff whoops can't forget this follow me human this is crazy if i hear my mom's gonna kill me i won't let him hurt you a human like you is much more valuable to me alive than dead wait what's that supposed to work you won't get away with this owl lady yeah all right you did you got away with it she got away with it everybody typical you can open your eyes now human [Music] flying staffs crazy monsters you're a witch what is this please this is the boiling isles every myth you humans have is caused by a little of our world leaking into yours a griffin i knew it yep griffins vampires giraffes giraffes oh yeah we banished those guys a bunch of freaks oops that happens sometimes oh i've had enough adventure for today this is clearly not the pg fantasy world i always dreamed about so can you help me get back home only if you help me first ah now come along human wow [Music] aren't you worried about those guards finding us nope my house has a state-of-the-art defense system password please we got no time for this hootie let us in all right all right geez you never want to have any fun ow hoot welcome to the owl house where i hide away from the pressures of modern life also the cops and also ex-boyfriends this place is beautiful do you live here all alone actually i have a roommate who dares intrude upon eye the king of demons [Music] he's so cute who's the little guy who's a wittle guy is he you you no i don't know who your little guy is eda who is this monster oh this is loose the human she's here to help us with our little situation oh hooray wait wait wait i don't like the sound of this situation just to the let me explain king was once a mighty king of demons until his crown of power was stolen and he became this you mean this little bundle of joy the crown is being held by the evil warden wrath and locked away behind a magical force field that only a human can break through a human like you if you help us retrieve his crown we'll send you back to your realm so what do you say plus who could say no to this cute face no please don't encourage her i mean we're kind of your only way home so you don't really have a choice do i nope now you've got no time to lose soon mr ducky we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us where are we going somewhere super fun the conformatorium a place for those considered unsuitable for society whoa these guys really have the hots for you yep but we are never caught because we're too slippery try to catch me when i'm covered in grease i'm a squirmy little fella you and i will sneak up to the top of the tower where they're holding my crown and i'm gonna make sure the warden's distracted well i need to disguise uh i've been waiting to use this meow meow it's hideous oh you'll fit right in hang on tight meet you guys at the top of the tower cats don't do that hey cat lady how'd you get out of your cell oh no no no i'm not a cat also i'm not a criminal not yet you're not neither are we the stupid warden like to lock people up who don't fit in like i write fanfics of food falling in love i like food i like love just let me write about it i'm here because i like eating my own eyes oh we are agents of free expression they will never silence us yeah she's really big into conspiracy theories the world is a simulation but play things for a higher being wait these aren't crimes none of you actually did anything wrong you're all just a bunch of weirdos like me [Music] it's more than wrath hide i can hear you just what are you fools whispering about ah the owl lady [Music] i'll get my hands on her soon enough fight against the oppressor we will resist we will conquer we will never be afraid of you you all creep oh wait i'm free let this be a lesson to all of you there's no place in society for you if you can't fit in don't worry i can get you out no my weak nerd arms just get out of here while you still can kid enjoy freedom for us hey i just checked the warden is distracted tormenting some tiny creature he won't be coming around here anytime soon [Music] my crown it's close i can sense its power oh he gets so cute when he's thirsty for power it's not fair that they're all in here they just want to be themselves why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad come on before he hurts himself [Music] we have a human remember oh yeah oh [Music] [Music] wait a second is that a my crown yes yes i can feel my powers returning you there nightmare critter i shall call you francois and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness that crown doesn't give him any powers does it uh no oh look at us loose king and i don't have much in this world we only have each other so if that dumb crown is important to him it's important to me besides us weirdos have to stick together you know well we owe you one now let's get out of here before the warden finds us and loses his head too late ow oh i hate it when that happens are you okay yeah this just happens when you get older does it finally i have you cornered either the owl lady my guards could never get you but i knew if i took your pet's toy you'd come running no my power what do you want with me i've never actually broken any of your stupid laws in front of you i want you to go out with me what what go boss you've always eluded our capture you've always been the one who got away i found that alluring i hate everything you're saying right now you stay out of this so how about it our lady the most powerful witch of the boiling isles and the feared warden wrath we'd be the strongest power couple ever i mean it's it's not like you can say no right now all right morton you win i'd just like to say something first come closer no we'll just come a little bit closer just yeah that's good the impudent wench don't you know how many germs are in your mouth glue get over it you had your guard stalk me and then you cut off my head i am not going out with you if you don't accept then i have no choice but to destroy nice okay we're going now i won't let you get away again lend me a hand [Music] go back to the human world what about you guys if you think this guy is bad you should have seen her last boyfriend not my boyfriend go go [Music] hmm why are you guys just standing there this is your chance to escape the warden will catch us he always does we belong here self-doubt is a prison you could never escape from so you have a different way of doing things a different way of seeing things that may make you weird but it also makes you awesome don't you see why are you helping us because us weirdos have to stick together and nobody should be punished for who they are [Applause] no more running away our lady today i capture you once and for all [Music] [Music] and i practice the ancient art of fan fiction [Music] who do you think you are do not underestimate me warden wrath for i am loose the human warrior of peace that was actually one of her better breakups not a breakup anyway let's bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me well a deal's a deal let's get you home [Music] before i go i know it's not the same but a king shouldn't be without a crown [Music] this shall suffice you there plant you are now under my command oh and don't forget this [Music] okay i know you got your head cut off and we started some kind of prison riot but this was the most fun i've ever had i don't fit in at home you don't fit in here if i stay we could not fit in together [Music] i am not going back to summer camp what summer camp what are we talking about here i want to stay and become a witch like you and azora what all right that's crazy humans can't become witches maybe that's because they haven't tried if you teach me to become a witch i'll do anything you want let her stay she can make us snacks well i could use a hand keeping this goofball out of the cupboards all right i'll teach you how to be a witch but you have to work for me before you learn any spells deal oh [Music] your sleep cocoon looks fluffy [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 22min 3sec (1323 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 10 2020