A Fox News Thanksgiving | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey uncle lou i'm so glad we're catching up oh my god i love your zoom background so cool so sick of seeing the same old boring backgrounds they're not even inventive they're not even original golden gate bridge boring anyway enough about zoom how are you how was your day president trump today had a great day a day that any president could only dream of oh well i kind of wanted to know about you but i guess if president trump started off the day with a nomination for the nobel peace prize okay sure i guess it's exciting it's an extraordinary as you say a commendation from the nobel committee and it's it's an honor that he fully deserves okay i get it you're proud of the president what about your kids i i hear they're back in school what made you decide to send them back the president pledging to restore patriotic education in our schools oh you mean like the constitution right yeah that's important to learn about until this president there was no discussion of it okay that's definitely not true look uncle lou can i just be honest with you for a second i i i respect your point of view on all things good because i have to tell you i think you have a bit of an obsession with donald trump am i right it defies any kind of logic reason or decency yes i know it has me worried about you it has a whole family worried you're even starting to look like him here that the hair the skin it's delusion of one kind or another exactly and it's becoming extremely dangerous in my opinion your thoughts yes it's dangerous and unhealthy i'm so glad you're finally seeing it well this is a really big day for you and it was a day of many gifts for president trump with 55 days till the election new polling shows president trump has kept joe biden's lead in half i thought we were having a breakthrough okay take care uncle lou i'm gonna go have about seven glasses of wine impressive numbers thanks to you bye-bye [Applause] hey auntian just wanted to check in on you and see how you're doing thanks so much for being with us tonight yeah yeah of course how are you holding up with all this covid stuff covid is being used as a cover to fund liberal progressive programs okay you know what aunt janine can we just please not get into all the conspiracy stuff right now just talk about anything else how about destroying supreme court justice nominee with rules that wouldn't get past a fifth grade government class i'd rather not just no politicians just not in tune with america hey come on i mean it it's a pretty dress is it looks like your shoulders are gift wrapped like i don't know what shows are you watching we've been catching up on jersey shore have you seen it gyms hair salons and tattoo parlors close gym tan laundry gtl yeah we've been binging it i mean it's just it's it's actually kind of hard to stop watching why let them have that power over us i don't know fun escapism that is absolutely stunning it is just stunning to me okay well just wanted to make sure everyone was safe and healthy the rumors are that kim jong-un of uh of north korea is gravely ill have you heard anything no i don't have any intel in the north korean government you you have groceries and everything you need we're mostly just doing delivery like dim sum that kind of thing the chinese communist government brought us to it i just i can't wait this virus allegedly let out of their lab okay look you know what they have done okay look antonine if you can't just have a normal conversation i'm just gonna have to go impeachment nope bye [Applause] hey uncle rudy yeah i saw a deformed potato in the store and it reminded me that i hadn't checked in with you in a while you were you doing okay with the whole pandemic and everything i'm not doing as well now oh sorry to hear that are you staying busy you know i found it really helpful to stick to a schedule like a daily agenda interesting yeah it's actually been george soros set out on his own agenda uncle rudy can we please not do the george soros stuff again it's a marxist agenda it's an anarchist agenda just not talk politics this is planned by black lives matter it's funded by soros to the tune of 30 or 40 million dollars wait i'm sorry black lives matter and george soros want what exactly they want your property they want the government to control it but they do want one preferred class and that's the people who are going to all they're going to get like a lifetime salary that does not make any sense that's going to be black black people will get that uh and they'll also get to choose property that they want and that's the reparations for for slavery uncle rudy that's not how reparations work what are you even talking about this marxist terrorist inspired document please let's talk about something else i'm i'm thinking about painting the kids room a different color like a like a fun yellow or something what about all the people that do uh um all the crazy painting on walls and stuff like that the graffiti people yeah that's an interesting idea mm-hmm i think i'm probably just gonna do it myself anything else new have you guys seen hamilton yet i don't want a group that hates white people that hates america that has been organized by marxists and funded by terrorists i i don't want that seen by my children jesus everything tracks back to marxism with you i i i bet if i said the word puppies the first words that would come into your mind communism marxism socialism see exactly all right i i really i gotta go because i i i'm pretty behind on some stuff maybe we'll talk again sometime we have got to get together we have to be together i could take you to philadelphia or saint louis or minneapolis oh i'm not really doing planes right now but um yeah i would love to go to st louis with you when things calm down a bit i'm just i'm i'm super busy right now somewhere marxist by the way there you go couldn't help yourself okay talk again in a month bye [Applause] hey cousin tuck how's it going feeling a bit more relaxed now that the election's over look i i was hoping that we could just kind of put it all behind us and get back to normal none of this is normal yeah i guess but at the end of the day we're still family plus i would love to start planning thanksgiving now that halloween's over the great orange emergency has passed now and it's party time whew that's the spirit look i know it's gonna be really hard but let's just try to not talk about politics at the table this year okay tens of millions of americans suspect this election was stolen from them talk this sounds like another one of your conspiracy theories ever wonder why people on both sides are embracing conspiracy theories why do you think that's happening because you keep saying them on tv do you even have evidence that there was cheating according to one affidavit a poll worker saw people bringing handfuls of ballots to a biden harris campaign van really they rolled up to cheat in a in harris van that's like robbing a bank with bags that have dollar signs on them and only happens in cartoons we don't know how many votes were stolen on tuesday night we don't know anything about the software that many say was rigged we don't know but we don't know for sure that jared kushner isn't a paper mache sculpture that just came to life either but we can't assume that without evidence we're getting off topic here okay this is going to be really controversial but for thanksgiving i want to make a tofurky this year come on say something don't give me that tucker face it's totally wrong and it's crazy it's not crazy cousin jessica's a vegan and aunt eileen has high blood pressure so it's what we're having hang on sean's joining the zoom hey second cousin sean i'm really happy that you're coming to thanksgiving but i'm just gonna go ahead and say it we're not talking politics at the dinner table we cannot be intimidated into silence we need to find out exactly what happened in this election and there are questions and that means we have to answer them not at thanksgiving we don't and i'm not trying to silence or intimidate anyone who's trying to intimidate you here the 99 media mob the washington swamp joe biden all desperate they want to just call it a day and stop you from asking legitimate tough questions about the election well it's a good thing none of them are coming to dinner look i know that we don't agree on things politically but we're all family so can we just be nice they hate us they've been very clear about that for four years they've never tried to hide it that is not true sean i was very happy when you showed up out of the blue unannounced and completely uninvited last year it was it was a nice surprise they knew you were coming they laughed at you when you left tucker shh it is one day just give me this one day with family without yelling or fighting or talking about conspiracy theories about the election can we just have that it is [Music] okay you

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Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 26 2020