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With the state of the economy right now, the numbers are not adding up so moving forward we've had to reprioritize. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but uhh... we're going to have to let you go. I'm sorry. What? I said we're gonna have to let you go. It's nothing personal, me, I like you, but uhh... we're just not seeing things the same way... But... I haven't taken a holiday in two years I'm Working late. I never take a sick day. Yeah, well, sorry about that, but We just don't think you're a good fit. That's the company's opinion. Not mine But hey think about it, this might be the best thing that ever happened to you, you know I've been there for years I thought I was due a promotion. And how have you been sleeping? Not great. I just can't concentrate anymore. Can't focus. Are you seeing anything strange? strange as in? Strange... Anything out of the ordinary. No, just the headaches. I think? Every time I'm near a TV or a computer. Although I could be imagining that. Look, you're not the first one to report these symptoms. I have something I think can help you focus this is brand-new from Canada. They're not quite FDA approved yet Take two a day and come back and see me in a few days and let me know if there are any adverse side-effects immediately Start living the American dream So to every citizen watching at home tonight, no matter where you've been or where you've come from... Robert? ...this is your time. You okay? If you work hard and you believe in yourself you believe in America, you can dream. Yeah good. Great, never better Have you been up all night? yeah, See this? You can be anything. And together-- It's the same thing on every channel Yeah, it's always the same Look I gotta go to work. I'll call in tonight after dinner. We can watch movie together sound good. Yeah yeah, good. just... please do me a favor go for a walk. Get some fresh air Don't you see? They're everywhere They're everywhere! Don't you see? Right under our noses. They’ve been here all along. They run everything. In the shadows. In the dark. But now they're in plain view under our noses. Don't you see? They're everywhere! Don't you see? Right under our noses. They're everywhere! They're everywhere! Everywhere... Hey it's Ellen. Sorry I'm not around to take your call. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Bye! Hi. I'm not at my desk right now. But if you leave a message I’ll get right back to you... Oh fuck! Jesus, you scared the crap outta me. I'm Sorry. Look, do you trust me? What? well, sure. Ellen. I saw something. What is it? I don't know. What the hell they are they're all around us and nobody can see them but me. They're like these fucking Disgusting... and they're feeding on us you understand? Here take one of these, then you'll see. Okay, even if I take one of these pills and see whatever the hell it is You're seeing that doesn't mean it's real if you're right and it is just a side effect of a pill that we both can't have the exact same Hallucination, right? We can't see the exact same thing. So you have to take one You sound like a crazy person. You have to take one. You HAVE to take one. I'm not taking those pills Ellen. Take one. Rob I'm not taking those pills no matter what you say. You have to take one. No! Just take the fucking pill! You need help. I'm sorry, it's a fine. I just wanted to tell Dr. Bennings that I'm fine now. Everything's fine Hey it's Ellen. Sorry I'm not around to take your call. Leave me a message-- Ellen! It's okay, they’re not human! Sorry! Ellen are you in here? Get on the floor. I am NOT your enemy Ellen! Stop! Hey, what's up? Don't hurt me. You know I'd never hurt you Robert listen to me Your doctor is being sued for malpractice What the hell are you talking about He's been prescribing untested drugs. It's all over the news It's the pills Rob. They say his patients have been acting crazy. You see things when you take the pills. It's the pills. Rob it's not real. It's in your mind. When was the last time you slept? How many of these pills have you taken? No, no, no, that's what they want you to think. Take a pill and you'll see Take the fucking pill or I'll shoot it. I'm sorry baby,. but if you knew what these things were doing you'd understand. You'll see. You'll see. Seriously, we're all going to die.
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Channel: Omeleto
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Length: 16min 25sec (985 seconds)
Published: Wed Sep 25 2019
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