A Dad Ate 25 Packs Silica Gel For Breakfast.Â
This Is What Happened To His Stomach. KC is a 33 year old man, presenting to theÂ
emergency room with nausea, and vomiting. He tells the admitting nurse that heÂ
was prepared. It was only a matter of  time before he could escape the simulationÂ
and join everyone else, in the real world. You see, KC was a single dad whoÂ
worked hard to provide for his kids.  Over the last 10 years, he had survivedÂ
several rounds of layoffs at his office job.  But even in surviving every single companyÂ
change, KC could never get a promotion. He’d try to take special projects. He’dÂ
try to make friends with the leadership.  But nothing he ever did, amounted toÂ
any actual movement in his career.  All his friends from school were gettingÂ
bigger titles. They were getting paid,  but he was stuck at the bottom, doing theÂ
same job as he had had, for the last 10 years. Disillusioned, KC started to despiseÂ
both people at his company and corporate  anything. Any time he saw some kind ofÂ
messaging on an ad or a warning on a label,  all he could think of is howÂ
much he hated big companies. One day, KC hadn’t slept well. He woke up, andÂ
wasn’t sure where he was. On the table was a  big bag of silica gel dessicant that he had leftÂ
overnight for his 3D printing hobby. And as he saw  the warning on the label, Silica Gel, Do Not Eat,Â
his immediate contempt for corporate took hold.  As he was brushing his teeth, he got angrier andÂ
angrier that those packets were speaking to him. Those silica gel industry bigÂ
shots can’t tell me what to do,  he thought, as he put 25 packs of silica gel in aÂ
bowl of milk, and started eating them like cereal. Immediately after putting someÂ
silica gel packs in his mouth,  KC could feel the crunch on his teeth. TheÂ
beads immediately stuck on to his tongue  as his mouth felt like a singularity as the beadsÂ
started sucking every little bit of moisture out.  While chewing, he thought the packets tastedÂ
bitter, and he could feel the sharp edges  of chewed beads cut down the side ofÂ
his throat as he swallowed them down. KC felt the beads settle in his stomach,Â
as he reluctantly opened his work laptop,  to clock in for his job. But as the minutesÂ
passed, he started feeling uncomfortable. He  felt a sour taste pierce in to his cheeks fromÂ
under his tongue as he started vomiting in a way  like never before. At the toilet now, heÂ
could taste the silica gel and milk he ate  for breakfast come up. In the forceful upwardsÂ
movement, those beads lodged in to his nose.  He could feel some beads squeeze in from underÂ
his eyes like they were pushing out of his skull.  On the floor, in the bathroom. In a world ofÂ
hurt, KC knew it wasn’t over as he calls for 911,  and he’s brought to theÂ
emergency room, where we are now. At examination, doctors find that KC isÂ
distressed. Other than the vomiting and nausea,  everything else seemed to be normal. He’sÂ
breathing. He has a heart rate. He’s alert  and responsive. He kept telling staff that heÂ
was ready to escape the simulation and join  everyone else in the real world, which gives theÂ
doctors some clues as to what could be happening. This possible mental status change couldÂ
mean something, but KC is otherwise coherent.  Except for the fact that he keptÂ
telling the nurse that those silica gel  industry hotshots can’t tell him what to do. When the doctors asked him what he meant by that,  he told them: he ate 25 packs of silica gel forÂ
breakfast. He poured it in a bowl of milk like  it was cereal and ate it. And this tellsÂ
doctors everything that they need to know. Silica gel is a fancy name for silicon dioxide.Â
Di meaning 2 and oxide referring to oxygen.  Silicon being one of the most abundant elements onÂ
earth, not to be confused with silicone implants.  Silicon and silicon dioxide are naturallyÂ
occurring and are in things like sand,  while silicone is not naturally occurring. AndÂ
silicon and oxygen are some of the most abundant  elements available on the planet. But why isÂ
silica gel a dessicant? What even is a dessicant? Well, you see, these packets are usuallyÂ
found in packages that you want to be dry.  Beef jerky is an example. Camera equipmentÂ
is another. This is because moisture in the  air can make food like jerky taste stale, andÂ
it can cause mold to grow on camera lenses.  Dessicant means that silica gel removes moisture,Â
water, from ambient air, but how does it do that? This brings us to an idea of “likeÂ
dissolves like.” Oils mix together.  Water based things mix together. But waterÂ
and oil, those things don’t mix together. In chemistry, oxygen and hydrogens play with eachÂ
other. They attract each other, even when bound  to other chemicals. So if water is made only ofÂ
oxygen and hydrogen, water is dihydrogen monoxide,  then this could explain why water based chemicalsÂ
dissolve each other. But oils are made of carbon  and hydrogen. Oils don’t really have muchÂ
oxygen. And without that oxygen to play,  oils separate themselves out from the water,Â
and they don’t interact and they don’t dissolve. So if silicon dioxide has a lot ofÂ
oxygen, then it does interact with water. In the little pores at the surface of theÂ
beads, small water molecules stick on to  the surface. Little pores give extra surface andÂ
more space for even more water to stick per bead.  Because the area’s so large, silica gel takes onÂ
large amounts of water relative to its weight,  drying out its surroundings, because siliconÂ
dioxide holds on to water stronger than air,  explaining how it’s a dessicant. ButÂ
why does the packet say do not eat? The interesting thing about a label like thisÂ
is that in English, many people read that as  something in here is poisonous if you eat it.Â
Typically if something’s a choking hazard,  the label would say choking hazard. ButÂ
it doesnt say that here. And even worse,  sometimes people will do things,Â
especially when they’re told  not to do it, just like in KC’s case.Â
But what exactly is poisonous here? This brings us back to silicon dioxide.Â
In chemistry, when things are unstable,  they’re reactive. The reason they reactÂ
with something is to become more stable.  Poisons do their damage in the body, by doingÂ
that reacting. This could happen by blocking  a naturally occurring process required to live,Â
like how carbon monoxide stops oxygen from being  transported in the red blood cells. Or poisonsÂ
can react by permanently destroying something  in the body, like accidentally drinkingÂ
a Lava lamp that makes crystals with  calcium from your body, that stick inÂ
to your kidneys and shred them apart. The thing with silica gel, is that it’s alreadyÂ
stable. It doesnt need to react with anything.  Actually, it’s so stable that it won’t react evenÂ
if your body tried. It pulls water, but that’s  reversible— you can reuse packets if you heat themÂ
in the oven. Meaning, by itself, silica gel is not  poisonous in the body. The reason you’re notÂ
supposed to eat them is because, it could be a  choking hazard. It could block something in yourÂ
stomach if you eat enough of it. But generally,  you don’t eat it because…. Why? It doesn’t doÂ
much to your body except maybe adsorb some of the  water in your stomach. And if you think you’reÂ
eating something weird, your mind’s a powerful  construct and you can easily convince yourselfÂ
to push it back out, which brings us back to KC. In the emergency room, doctors realize thatÂ
nothing terrible is going to happen to KCÂ Â because he ate silica gel packs. The silicaÂ
beads will suck water out of his stomach,  so doctors can rehydrate him, but no toxicÂ
actions will happen in his body. As soon  as they figured out he didn’t put anythingÂ
else that could be a problem in his body,  they referred him for a psychiatric evaluation. Silica gel ingestion cases do happen. It’sÂ
actually not that uncommon, despite that  well known warning label. Thirty-eight thousandÂ
people were reported to have eaten them in 2009Â Â in America. And interestingly enough, 34,000 ofÂ
those people were under the age of 6, so parents,  keep in mind what your kids are eating, youÂ
don’t want them exiting the simulation on you.  And 38,000 was only the reported cases, probablyÂ
much more than that actually happened. In kids,  the beads can be choking hazards.Â
Some other kinds of silica gel  may have coatings which can be toxic, butÂ
usually not in large enough amounts to do  permanent damage. Silicon dioxide isÂ
actually found as an additive in foods,  so we all do eat some silica in other forms. ButÂ
don’t eat this. You don’t know where it’s been. KC found out the hard way, there isÂ
no simulation and no real world other  than the one he was living in after eating 25Â
packs of silica gel at least this time around,  as he was discharged from theÂ
hospital, and he made a full recovery. Thanks so much for watching. TakeÂ
care of yourself. And be well.
Yay!
Dafuq and why?
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Also: going to get some breakfast I'm hungry now
I am confused. Did this really happen or was this just based on that comic?