A Certain Magical Index in 7 and a Half Minutes

[Music] what a lovely normal day it is in this not so normal city for a totally normal guy like me i sure hope nothing on normal happy [Music] hi i'm index i have books in my head i'm tomokamijo and i have a right hand magic is real over your mutilated corp huh well i've been proven wrong oh my god i'm so sorry this was not supposed to happen look just give index to us and we can heal her up good as new sound good bad guy well i guess magic's real but index is still unconscious but it looks like the whole entire kidnapping thing was fixed so she should be fine now give us index god dammit what are you gonna do to her we had her memorize these grimoires and now they overloaded her brain due to her photo memory if we don't give her amnesia she'll die do you not know how the human brain works i don't see you doing anything as a matter of fact [Music] you've got amnesia from magical feathers oh okay how were you not fazed by this yeah my character doesn't really change that much well i'm finally at the hospital maybe i can have a normal life from now on thunder ray incoming i'm mikota misika and i have lightning powers and i'm totally the love interest shut up kilauea so what about her i'm a lesbian okay that's fine i'm also a perverted stalker who hates men yeah i'm not touching that also misika is here says misika trying to push this video forward so what's your deal we're a series of clones who says misika waiting for 165 293 to continue are in an experiment says miesica also waiting for 33735 to continue the sentence to turn accelerator into a level six says wesica i'm wondering when we'll get to the next scene by killing says visica hoping that misika 28932 will finally end this terrible joke all of us is mitsuka helping whatever makoto's doing right now i'm gonna oh [ __ ] i forgot to render that's better i'm gonna kill myself to stop these experiments how could you possibly come to that conclusion if you watched railgun you'd understand sorry i'm an index only so why don't you not do that you can't stop me i need to no don't bad musica good girl now i'm gonna go punch accelerator what up [ __ ] i'm accelerator [Applause] yeah those wet screams i'm gonna punch you are you kidding i have one of the most broken op and complex powers in all of anime i can't even beat goku but can he beat one punch man that's not his name starting to notice a trend here oh hey you came to visit me it's not like i'm now in love if you want to have your babies or anything but baca okay then we are going to the beach yes hey there my good old son of mine come with the rest of your family i'm yuri moto and i'm your ara no you're [ __ ] not misika is best girl everything is so wrong on so many levels yeah so we've got some real switching magic going on also we have this gothic russian but not russian none statement hello i am the very real and very human misha crucified and i was a sorcerer the whole time what no way this change is like like nothing who are you again doesn't matter now we need to find a spellcaster are you the spellcaster i'm here to kick ass and show it and i got plenty of both are you the spellcaster question will i ever be best girl are you the spellcaster no but your dad is he managed to summon an angel by gathering a bunch of good luck charms together that doesn't make any sense it doesn't like novels does it really nope why dad why are you using magic i'm sorry what you know the magic spell that switched everyone's faces and summoned an angel i literally have no idea what you're talking about villain monologue jk lol i am the true antagonist also i am an angel such a genius plot twist we need to stop misha and we'll do it by destroying your dad's house wait what did he just say well that was a weird three days be my real fake boyfriend no we'll be getting shipped teeth together still no i'll do your homework all right fine hello there now suspicious person my name is it's mitsuki unabarra you stole my waifu prepare to die please promise me you'll protect me saka i promise uh i'm sorry i didn't catch that could you say that again i said [ __ ] i can't hear [ __ ] just talk to me like a person i said i'm gonna [ __ ] well just another night [ __ ] for the strongest esper accelerator i wish everyone would just leave me alone and [ __ ] off musica musica lolly musica musica musica basica trigger warning oh please what the [ __ ] are they going to do shoot me in the head so i just got [ __ ] nerfed do i get any benefit from this mystica musica you're a protagonist mystica musica mystica musica also i'm your little sister now misaka musica all right this isn't so bad also did reality just change hey hey tomma do you know what we could use more of better pacing events from the source material new characters polonie character hello my name is hiyoka kozakiri and i am a real girl you're my new best friend oh how fun let us spend some quality fan service time together okay no no no it's not me it's come on jc it's come on is there any point to these it buys time for the antagonist to show up i'm the antagonist and i'm here to start world war three also we're here toma i don't want to be here with your side [ __ ] excuse me i am at least a mainside [ __ ] sorry but we need a new side ho right kazakiri zoo101 zero zero zero zero zero one two one zero zero equal rights equal fights and i mean the pacing is just so much better and has a more cohesive story while your series is just a bunch of religious stuff put together haphazardly besides people are much more knowledgeable in science than religion hell you can see that in our power system which is much more interesting than what you guys got going on and do not even get me started on adaptation we knocked that right out of the park especially with one of your arcs how's your third season by the way showed her railgun's so much better finally my moment to do something important yeah don't worry my lowly nun waifu i am here holy [ __ ] how did you do that go read the light novels but in all seriousness i'm a monster don't worry you're a cute girl so you good okay then man that was a crazy month and a half but i'm just happy it's all i had to deal with and now it's all over himagami are we important now [Music]

Channel: Jagwit

Views: 28,912

Keywords: A Certain Magical Index, A Certain Scientific Railgun, A Certain Scientific Accelerator, Toaru Majutsu No Index, toaru kagaku no railgun, Toaru kagaku no Accelerator, Anime in minutes, abridged, Toaru, Old Testament, New Testament, Genesis Testament, meme, shitpost, parody, JC Staff, a certain magical index new testament

Id: IkYQdnPVnhQ

Length: 7min 28sec (448 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 21 2021