900s Don't Deserve to Play Chess!

we're basically disrespecting our opponents talking about how terrible a chess they are and why they should just not be playing this game and it's not meant for them [Music] whatsoever oh my [Music] God next game let's go H4 H5 nope we're not this guy doesn't want to lose his ego is too big okay oh man also people have hung this rook in the corner a lot too they've hung the Knight or Bishop on this Edge Pawn they've also hung a rook in the corner a lot and they've been getting loli every other game too 1,000 ELO yes this will be in the video title this is 1,000 ELO chest right let's take the juicer let's take the juicer okay um I mean everything's winning so I'm just going to go here pre the first 10 moves that's hard to do actually cuz someone could cheese me I could probably pre moove six six moves I could do but not 10 do you think the can schedule will be made so fob and you play earlier in the event and the same with Indian players like round one two and then 89 yes I believe that Fay has done that for the last few CS like when I played in 2016 I played Fabi on on round one when I played in 2022 I also played faon on round one so yes um yeah yeah no no it's not something new you guys not something new so okay let's take let's go here oh we played F6 I did not expect that move to be played um what am I doing let's go here do enjoy enjoy the prep process or is it um or is it grind it's fun it's also not fun I like playing chess in general I don't really love the idea of prep E6 my even better by the way but let's go here and B4 or something anything really anything is good here what's the prize money I don't know actually I mean it's still very ptry compared to streaming let's put it that way wait what just happened played some move I wasn't expecting yeah he he's playing a bunch as I was not really expecting here oh let's just trade the Queens let's castle for for good uh for good for for good themes or Good Vibes take the juicer go here and check I'm trying to M him somehow um I'm not mating him successfully well I guess I am at the end of the day okay I think there should be a youtubus pro boxing chess tournament Tyler versus nepo would be cool what hey you can't do that because chess is not like boxing so like in boxing you can have somebody like like Jake Paul who's like never boxed before in his life and in a couple years he's a a pretty decent boxer um so but in chess that just doesn't work in chess if you're not if in chess if you don't put years and years of time into it that's just it that's all there is to it I'm going to try to not develop any of these pieces on the king side by the way I'm going to try to me with like a queen and a bishop or something something silly let's go here oh I didn't move any of the pieces on the king side at all yeah like you you could do chess boxing with two people who are about the same level in uh in chess but you can't ever do like Bo you can't do anything else because it's not possible cuz like if nepo were boxing Tyler for example all nepo has to do is just survive as long as nepo survives boxing literally runs around the ring and survives he's just going to beat Tyler and Blitz every time I mean it's not even a question that that's that's the problem chess is not like it's not wow there goes the queen chess is not like boxing that's the thing it just it just isn't like boxing is a good example of boxing is that um like again like Jake Paul F who he fought uh Tyson Fury or no he fought Tyson's a champion he fought his brother and like his brother was somebody who actually had boxed like seriously right and he still he didn't like get knocked out he only barely lost if I remember correctly so let's go C5 here I mean am I misremembering I I thought that basically no I thought that he fought tyon Fury's brother who's legit like a legit fighter no or am I wrong I'm not saying that he's like a top level boxer but I thought that like Tyson Fury's brother was someone who had actually fought for like he he he had like he he had actually done like serious training for year for years no the other guys were random but I I thought that Tommy Tommy Fury right that was his name it's isn't he a real boxer like I'm not saying he's top he's probably spent years and years fighting um so and he almost won that fight I think if I'm not mistaken oh Tommy Fury is not a real boxer okay so he's kind of a real boxer okay he's not a real boxer okay fair enough play H4 H5 no he's Tommy he's Tyson Fury's half brother he never fought for a title okay oh this guy sucks at chess what is Bishop G7 this guy sucks what the heck is wrong with this guy he needs his brain examined he just hangs the bishop to the pawn horrible horrible chess horrible chess just disgustingly bad let's go E4 disgusting I check him this is actually Checkmate by the way yep next game yeah 50 ELO chests exactly okay we have another London enjoyer so I need to punish him this guy sucks too playing as London London chit go here go tickle check terrible take to open up the scope let's trade and go like here Rook D5 there goes a horse apparently can't count he's missing a bishop and a knight um do I recommend 1 D4 E4 I've always been a personal fan of E4 honestly but considering the amount of uh amount of stuff that's out there now in terms of openings courses and other things even it's beginner level I don't know anymore whether I'd recommend E4 D4 but I I would say in general I think E4 is better better first move let's just make a queen I don't care okay resigns let's keep going again another guy who plays this G6 early cuz he's so dead set on fian choing and still hanging the Rooks 1150s are still hanging The Rook in the corner amazing they say amazing [Music] amazing it's not not not very good at least he finds 97 for one kind of fancy backwards knight move but it really doesn't matter cuz he's Completely Sauced it just is not how you play chess where are these 1150s when I play I know tell me about it I I I every speedrun that I do at some point speed people are like what the heck where are these guys that you're playing like they never play like this against me like what's going on um and then yeah it's like I I I every speedrun there it's some level like I see people kind they're like what the heck like where where are these 1100 where are these 1500s like where are these 2000s even it's like where these 2000 when I play they're not hanging their Knight and their Queen and their rook and everything off off the face of the Earth um they are us yeah ex they are us exactly this actually turn into an oddly real opening okay he he missed the Free Pawn I tried to give him some hope but now just going to get crushed on the king side let's go here I'm just looking for a quick mate quick strike whatever go here and take okay that just hangs a piece let's just take actually doesn't lose the game though so I'll take takes go check the free Queen my move check M keep going we're we're almost to 1100 right I think we'll go for about 14 more minutes we we'll go to two hour 2 hours and or wait it's not my move that's the one thing I don't like about Chess I wish it could always be my move if I could just play I think many people wish I true let sack the rook and let's take the pawn disrespect him cuz he's so bad at chess that I can do anything and win anyway um I I wish I wish I mean I know there are many people who play CH are like why can't it always be my turn it's always my turn I just win every game right so go up four let's tickle him a check and check and takes already already winning the game this guy is so bad oh I will play some Blitz later probably in about 14 minutes I'll try to push my rating up cuz I'm back to 3,300 um I need to get my rating up to like probably 3330 if I can it's going to take a lot of work I'm going to have to go on a big streak again it's not impossible if I pick the right opponent if I pick the wrong opponent it could be tough sledding okay just resign bro come on you can resign what's annoying is somehow there's no Force meate um actually this might be a way to get a force forc mate this actually forc mate I think it is yeah it's a forced mate yeah okay next game go here let's go here let's go here go here Counterattack in the center of the board he already blunder cuz he's terrible at chess he blunders the horse he blunders The Rook and he can just resign and go hang his head in shame at his terrible play He hangs the queen hangs the Knight take the juicer I'll even give him a rook out of pity let's let's have the pity party with Queen F6 or he can just hang his Bishop instead and now he just resigns I mean very shameful performance from that guy as an 1100 I expect better going to go he's going to go oh I thought he was going to go for a four move M he he basically does but I cut him off before he could I think it's the safe pre move I'm trying to get really aggressive here by the way let's go here I can always drop the bishop back to D6 I can also Castle time to resign as we like to say time to resign okay what are we at 76 as well so 76 Castle he's going to hang his Queen Mark mark my words he's going to hang his Queen somewhere here in the middle of the board oh he finds Queen E4 to go from mate not a bad move actually let's go here hit the queen go here hit the Knight hit the pawn right triangles I also threatening the mate he stops it but he's going to get loled now I I think go for a Lolli again I feel like I have an abnormal amount of lollies we're basically disrespecting our opponents talking about how terrible at chests there are and why they should just not be playing this game and it's not meant for them whatsoever we did we did a blitz one already um I don't know if I'll do an arena I'm definitely going to play some Blitz after this go here I want to bring the tower down London bridge is falling down falling down falling down London bridge is falling falling down falling 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Channel: GMHikaru

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Id: zASWWF8TmME

Length: 14min 51sec (891 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 22 2024