80s Video Dating Montage

[Music] okay early to bed early to rise makes a woman healthy wealthy and wise that's why you're wiser than me it's Steven hi I'm Maurice I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night hi my name is Monroe you've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes hi my name is phil most my friends call me big Phil okay I like to talk to people deep into the night I play guitar I'm a Tom hi I'm Fred hi my name is Mike and if you're sitting there watching this tape smoking your cigarette well hit the fast-forward button cuz I don't smoke and I don't like people who do smoke I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down perhaps even a an ice bath with some champagne and candles hi mom I do fashion photography and I do consider myself a refined Valley dude okay I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile wait it says here oh excuse me I don't know what I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and who so binds to himself a joy does its we need life destroy I like to do out of saline I like to outdoor activities or like climbing and like travel I took a sponge ball I was pulling him out of a little girl's ear fascias foxy I'm looking for the goddess are you the goddess who is the goddess the goddess is the woman is a woman as any woman is all women a figure that is sexy slim tight excellent legs I'm a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy and in New Yorker magazine at night I operate a damsel in distress hotline I guess you'd call me a night when my favorite foods is pizza and just sugar and spice and all those things that are nice like to be with people who are fun and adventurous um as well is into having fun have fun I enjoy having fun yes looking for somebody who has who likes to have a lot of fun I'm looking for someone to have fun with love to have a good time able to have fun fun and laughter and anything it's fun I like to have fun and I have a lot of fun no fatties I want it all no hamsters that steal watches no dopers no smokers no alcoholics we don't like the right checks no Donna Juanita's we don't like to take out the garbage no posers what I'm doing right now is making a movie about World War two no crazy santa monica and my front porch swing I'm currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste I'm not having fun doing this do you like cats the domestic violence that I like to wear bright socks and I'm an avid Cleveland Cleveland Browns fan sexual abuse life is a playground and I want somebody to play with all sorts of alcoholics and addicts and stuff because I really have a zany says a humor we probably don't like to clean the house my mother still writes to me regularly because I average about four hours a night's sleep I will cry at a commercial I'm interested in most phases of data processing fire-breathing dragons Taipei I'm not comfortable caring and serious about our relationship I am I'm really looking for somebody I can feel special about and I don't encounter people like that very often and I'm hoping you're one of them are you that woman please give me a call and you know that a journey always begins with the first step and I hope that if you like what I'm trying to say or you'd like to know more about me too please write you [Music]

Channel: Jameson Murphy

Views: 6,010,613

Rating: 4.9610457 out of 5

Keywords: 80s, video, dating, montage, eharmony, jdate, match.com, compilation, 80's, 1980s, 1980's, dates, bachelors

Id: 0bomkgXeDkE

Length: 4min 24sec (264 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2009

Reddit Comments

[u/dv_]

Fred the Viking is actually pretty cool.

[u/brandon0149]

i feel like the most accurate way i could describe myself to a stranger is as a big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food

[u/iAteSo]

The goddess:

"The woman, a woman, any woman, all women" dead on.

[u/[deleted]]

A lot of people are probably mostly fixated on how '80s' this is, but as an older guy, I am noticing how California some of these characters are.

[u/iAteSo]

"I am interested in most phases of data processing". Oh the 90's

[u/iAteSo]

Hi Mom. haha

[u/richardec]

Lowered ex pec Tay Yay shuns

[u/Plain_]

Seth Green the data processing enthusiast at 3:33.

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The number of your beast ;)

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[u/scorpiousdelectus]

The thing I find interesting is the cringe in the guys that try to be what they think a woman wants them to be but also the cringe in the guys who are themselves. We really should be applauding and encouraging people to be honest about who they are and what they are looking for.