80's Toys Madness Part 1 | Sal Vulcano & Joe Derosa are Taste Buds | EP 167

what's up guys I am on tour with the Jokers through August it is the last leg of our drive drive tour this is the last time to see any of this material and we have a bunch of cities up right now that we've added uh April 19th will be in Cincinnati then Youngstown April 21st in Chicago at the Chicago Theater we're doing Foxwoods we're doing Atlantic City in July Radio City Music Hall our first show in New York City in years it's been pre pandem since we've done radio uh New York and we're doing Radio City that's May 5th uh that's a Sunday and we are doing that with uh Joe D Roa your favorite taste buddy will be joining us on that show so if you if you haven't seen Joe live you haven't seen us together come on out it's a really fun show then we're doing Orlando Atlanta Mobile Alabama the list goes on and on Grantville Pennsylvania bethl New York Saratoga Springs even Maine New Hampshire Syracuse dorm everything's up right now at savano comedy.com get the tickets we'll see you on the road 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Jokers at Radio City Music Hall and of course if you're in New York come on down to Joey roses we're open 7 days a week at 11:30 every morning great drinks great sandwiches as always Joey roses.com the talking about the food they hate talking about the food they like two fools going to fight but only one food can be right taste buds man they coming to hey Tasties taste buddies welcome to t a s e buds we're here we're doing it we're making it happen and us to it is a long awaited at least on Sal my part I don't know if we' talked about this much on camera but this is a long awaited tournament we've been waiting to do I think we mentioned it on one of the last episode but super I we've been excited for this yes because this is going to be a theme month yes it's a sweet we we'll get back to foods but some of these toys were so good I would I would want to chew on them yeah we we thought we always thought it'd be fun to do a a toy tournament that specifically focused on the 80s and 90s yeah that is the how we grew up really I mean I was still playing with toys in the I mean I went 1990 I was 13 14 I still yeah it was on the outs I mean it was more video games then but what we're going to do is look we realized that when we picked the toys we're going to name these toys right now for you guys we realized that when we picked them some of them were like from prior to the80s but we didn't go by the book about when they were invented we we just went by popularity and what our own experiences were for both the80s and the '90s '90s probably going to argue things we didn't play with much but were that were ubiquitous in in the pop culture wrong yes yeah things that were were relevant that men in their uh late teens and 20s like us still were aware of them let's put it that way but I'll say this too we are aware also there's going to be things that people are saying how' you leave that out guys you can only fit so much in we did our best to pick the 16 yeah we could have done like a two month tour yeah of the 1980s that that that kind of that kind of covered all corners of the toy Spectrum uh and also uh the the this it's more than just the Nostalgia of us growing up the 80s and 90s are the the 80s in particular for toys is like the 70s of in Hollywood for Cinema it's like this is and the 60s for music yeah it's like I'm they were they were innovating the 50s and the 40s for war yes yes and the 30s for racism yes yeah and then the 20 and the 2020s for racism so anyway um we picked so here's what we did we realized right away that our toys that we play with the most skewed uh boy and also were a lot heavy in the like uh action figure we don't want that to be the whole thing so we ended up doing a sweet 16 got 16 toys that Encompass both action figures uh dolls and this and that and then even ubiquitous neutral uh 8s toys if you will so let's go through the the I I'll mention what the 16 battles will be today or you want to do it one by one uh no let's do it one my one okay where do you want to start you you you start you tell me where first one I posted was Rubik's Cube versus Simon says well I'm a Simon man myself I like them both if I had to choose I probably lean Simon but I really do like them both I hate the Rubik's Cube I refuse I refus to represent all right um well I like Simon so a lot of these things I'm just going to be arguing which like better because it's not like I don't like the other a lot of these things are all my favorites so it's going to be a little different in that respect right so let's talk about it s are you taking Rubik's Cube I I like them both so it's going to be hard to take one like for example I'm not going to know what to do when it comes to uh you know all right don't say don't wor it don't all right ready time to b a t t l e Buds and these battles are like 2 minutes we got to burn through six eight uh eight battles 16 toys so we're going to do them just a couple of minutes each keep it moving you get a on the screen at the top of each battle that would help if that's possible yeah just reset it start it at a two start it over at each battle okay and then these eight winners in this very episode will go against each other again and we will come out of this episode with a final four next week will be the same exact thing with the 90s the week after that will be the final four from the 80s against each other final four from the 90s against each other what will net uh a final four total and that will be the lesson until we come out with the best 80s toy versus the best 90s toy for the best toy of the decades uh okay I hate the Rubik's Cube um I have both on my it's a toy for it's a toy for uh uh just just utter nerds it's a nerd story you can't say that and then Simon isn't it's Simon say it's freaking Simon Says Simon I you say Simon is a toy for children with panic disorder actually doesn't it get you it gave oh it gives you anxxiety rub both deal with colors both deal with patterns right they both came out around the same time I would venture to say Rubik's Cube is more famous than Simon I think that's no there was a Rubik's Cube cartoon and stuff I mean Rubik's Cube has real life tournaments to this day I bet you Simon might too mind you and you know this because you uh are one of my closest friends I have a Rubik's cube and a Simon on my coffee table for all to play when they enter my home yes I I own uh I own a super Simon which was the second one that came came out like the the the more advanced one I didn't I I never ended up effing with that uh I've never taken it out of the box I bought it about five years ago at a collectible store and I was just like this is just really cool CU I like to buy vintage board gam have every one of these toys we could have we could have we could have brought them in displaying today you know we thought of it after the fact it's like you know it is what it is um but I uh but Rubik's Cube to me I find it I I don't understand how anybody's able to complete it I don't I literally don't understand here's the thing I can do any color in under a minute I've never gotten two colors I have a I have a niece and a nephew that are like 10 and 13 that can solve them on their own I don't understand how I don't know if they got kicked in the head by a mule when I wasn't looking but the thing if you don't know Rubik's Cube is a square and every side is a different color and you turn them until you get the colors that match the same size and Simon is just green yellow red and blue and they go off one at a time and then the next one it's two and you kind of keep following the pattern until to see how many times you can get the pattern correctly until you get it wrong that one is I play to this day I think it keeps your mental mind your mental sharp you know but that one I have anxiety it gives me anxiety it gives me great anxiety but that's kind of the space I exist in yeah so it's okay you know I feel like what I should start doing is playing Simon as soon as I wake up in the morning because I usually wake up with an anxiety stomach I feel that it would actually maybe just take me out of it for a second to to a different anxiety it's it's a light anxiety yeah but it is it's still you still get a feeling in there you know when you know andon you're like you're like so cocky when you're like red red blue yellow red blue whatever and then you're like yeah I got this yeah and sometimes they even helps you because it's like red red red yellow and now you're like oh I don't even got to remember red red red yeah yeah so now red red red yellow I got so it's almost like the next one is my first one yeah you start playing but then all of a sudden something happens wild something happens somewhere in there it's like and then you whole entire brain takes a huge yeah and then you just you even you get the first one wrong you like you you hitting red red green yellow for 16 times then you just go uh blue oh [ __ ] well wait I have a question about Simon before and then I I have something to say about Rubik Cube too but was there oh look at that that's exactly what I was just going to ask was there ever a timer involved that's not a timer so much as it's a counter okay was I have that there is no timer right you can wait as long as you wait I have I have one I did I tell you I have two Simons original Simons in the original box right now that's my super batteries that's my super Simon they were like this thick yeah yeah it didn't I don't think it had the counter on it it had a a switch the new ones are like low profile they made them but I have like the original box like a thick big box I have two of those I don't know why yeah the the unders side of the box is just the styrofoam right like the thing goes on top of the sty but but it does there is no timer meaning it throws a crazy whatever at you you have as long as you need before you start no no there always is a timer you have like 5 Seconds oh it'll it'll I don't remember that you got to move baby oh it'll okay okay and the Rubik's Cube I swear I swear to you this is true the number of times my dad disassembled it for me and reassembled it oh like actually took it apart he would take it apart for me and reassemble it because I was so bad at it that I couldn't figure it out a lot of kids would take the stickers off and then put them all on the same thing that's uh you can always tell cuz the kid had crooked stickers yeah and the glue would run all over the place yeah yeah yeah and I'd be like get this out of my face but you know some and some of the newer ones they took away the stickers and they made it like the plastic and I think they went back to I mean you got to do stickers give me what we grew up with I just saw him in I saw rubish cube in the airport the other night Burbank airport but no I'm I'm serious two stand was the only like toy they had was Rubik's Cub I know I have I have a few listen they they then went to the like four 4x4s they went to 2 by tws they did triangles rub cubes on keychain remember that thing like Omni or whatever came out where was like the the chain links that one came out yeah that was it was yeah yeah that was wild that didn't make the 20y anyway my point here is I think that I think that I think Rubik's Cube is going to win this I think Rubik's Cube popularity wise could take it but I think Simon is more uh uh beloved I think yeah I'm gonna say this I love Simon it's probably the one I prefer to play right now but I will take Rubik's Cube in this battle if we if I had to I do think I do think it's it's going to be I think it's the quintessential L to might beat almost everything do we want to see who took it now or do we we let everyone vote go back to okay next battle yes Hot Wheels versus My Little Pony [Music] well obviously I'm Hot Wheels but if I needed to I could argue for My Little Pony yeah my sister so I had a sister two and a half years younger than me that was my closest and age sister and so all of these uh girl sking toys were I was I had access who were in my house right now I didn't own my own pony but I visited this all right now I will tell you this here's where this is going to be interesting um yes so My Little Pony were these plastic ponies you could brush but they had real tailes and hair you could brush them they all had colors and I think they had different personalities and Powers too they had my friend's sister had my little ponies and I would always smell the tail it always smelled good smelled like like a like a like a perfumey or sometimes a cinnamon or you know I wanted I want to immediately I don't mean to to jump out but when we said sense and then I thought of strawberry shortcake then I thought of Rainbow Bright Rainbow Bright and then I thought of Hello Kitty and I think I need to apologize in advance to all the Rainbow Bright heads the Strawberry Shortcake heads and the Hello Kitty heads Hello Kitty might have been should have been in this uh I don't consider Hello Kitty a toy I consider it more of a brand you know I like that feel better yeah it's like trolls it's like we said we were going to stay away from dolls although rainbow brigh had action figures was cool rainbow BR but we we we picked two seminal dolls she couldn't she couldn't mess with rainbow brght couldn't mess with some of the Titans we've got come she could dude in the 80s I think you forgetting the weight she threw around back then now My Little Pony I find I mean ised ponies just pumping chemicals into kid nostrils no no part I bet you those weren't even BPA free Am I Wrong do the ponies not have a slight flirtatious energy to them the way their heads are tilting and they're they their trone hair they wanted the kids to want to have sex with those ponies and I'll tell you what happened those those those kids grow up to be those kids grow up to be Bronies and Bronies today I think want to have sex with the ponies how do you name a pony bab Breeze that's a cocktail how do you not I would argue Butter Pop wa are these Originals or are these like 2024 ponies new ones let's go to original ponies please um I will tell you this here's where I think this is going to be a little difficult Hot Wheels is how can you I mean to this day I mean it wasn't from the 80s and it still lives on today but another one that might be a Titan because girls play with the cars too plus you got the guys but but just let alone the sets the sets they came with not just the toys themselves but the car wash let me throw the gun down yeah yeah yeah let me throw the down for Hot Wheels you're doing Loop to Loops in your living room Christmas morning the the the tracks were nuts and the variety of cars like dude just the standard Hot Wheels were awesome CU they made the coolest cars into the Hot Wheels then you get into the subcategory they have like DC Comics Hot Wheels where it's like the Joker mobile and the Penguin and whatever there's there's there I think there's wrestling ones like there it's wild The Branding one of my one of my my showcase pieces was a 50 7 Chevy with flames in the front with the with a hood opened okay it was a little heavier uh but it went faster cuz it was heavier right I also had a dotson you understand what I mean so and and what I like too is the price point when we were you get you get in there sometimes for $79.99 c929 things like that do you remember when they didn't they make Hot Wheels that could damage they did they did you hit them on the door and it would flip almost like the He-man battle chest yes they could that that blew my socks off um and but I did tell you I think they went from carrying cases I had the suitcase I still had it yeah and in school so they used to went from diecast metal then they started making them plastic though but let's not get into the the horrible days there it is where you could have a a fatal wreck with the Hot Wheels I mean it's wild but here's here's what I'm going to say about that why I think the pony might be a wild horse no pun intended men I men today they love My Little Pony bronies and I don't know if that came later in life or they liked it back then but I'm saying I think Pony is almost like a neutral tooy as much as it is what you would think a girl toy because as you know there are full subcultures of people that gather today at Conference Centers all across the United States in Holiday ins and they dance to EDM and show off their Brony Pony yeah I I will say for all I know there could be there could be Hot Wheels cons I don't know there are I've never heard of one I I would think that mostly if you're collecting for Hot Wheels you're going to toyons where there are going to be Hot Wheels dealers My Little Pony has a full as you said uh counterculture subculture whatever you want to call it devoted to it uh which you know which which which can only probably be said also of of one other thing on this list which we will be getting to but uh who you picking in this winner who you picking Hot Wheels okay I want to say I'm going to say I don't know how big the pro the Brony contingent is these days it's big cuz those people that are our fans are going to vote Pony over Hot Wheels yeah I'm still going to say Hot Wheels as well I'm going to agree with you there okay but I wouldn't be surprised if Pony comes in all right let's go next battle this one I mean if you if you're standing sit down if you're standing sit down if you're in the car pull over this is Lego versus Barbie which is almost insane because one of them has to be eliminated and I would argue if they were on opposite sides of brackets they'd both be in the finals so this is like a one seed versus a one seat up top I mean what can you say man the Barbie movie Just swept the nation Lego's got a new movie out in theaters every other year we're talking about their popularity now we should say this and honestly the people on on on Twitter they don't realize what we want but I'm talking about if we could isolate 80s right sure cuz I don't want to be like well look at the look at where Lego is now Lego is like a I mean it's it's a it's a if Lego goes under it's like bees I think the world stops so um I know I but Legos back then I was I was playing with the larger Legos now I'll say this like the I will take Barbie in the battle Yeah I will take Barbie in the battle not just for Optics I will take her in the battle because I never liked Legos I found them to betic ridiculous uh I I I find the I I have always found the instructions to be confusing uh and I thought this is my opinion about why I always thought Legos kind of stunk I admire them now that I'm older and I see what people build with them and all that stuff and now you got Lego wars with Will Arnette and all that stuff like it is it is interesting watch show it's interesting to me now like I I have an admiration for Legos but to me Legos Legos were like trigonometry there was nothing fun about it it was like it was like solving this math problem and at the end of it all you had was your answer and it was like but what do I do with this you can't play with it there's nothing like fun to play with because you're afraid it's going to like smash apart or something yeah let me um let me give you a little bit of my Lego's 80 experience it was nothing like that I didn't get the sets I didn't build small and follow instructions I had and I don't mean the Mega Blocks they have now I had the Vintage you know the V can you try Vint like vintage80s Lego like it wasn't the small sets I had the larger like larger colorful blocks block put it in blocks maybe um and I just did free form yeah you see like the the one on the left there maybe that yeah click on that let's get a picture of that I had those those always to me like were for people with a learning issue I think they were like they are that's the that's the quintessential right there baby the they were too big there was something look right but there were no instructions that was just go do whatever you want see that was that was my Lego experience I had a bucket of them and one day I made a bridge one day I made a castle one day I made a car one day I made a fort one day I made I also this was I'm glad you brought this up this was also something I disliked about Legos when when a kid would dump that pile onto the bed and be like let's just build whatever it looked trashy to me it looked like there was no nothing matched everything was a different color brick I I hated it I love dumping it and being like this is a blank canvas right now I even love the sounds that that specific plastic would make it would almost be like a jingle when they all hit H oh I loved it now now let's move into Barbie yeah we're driving cars we're living in dream houses I mean every dollar I think I saw her rideing My Little Pony once even yeah it's tough it's tough you got real hair you got plastic hair you got Malibu you got you got all sorts I will go as far as to say this and I don't just say it because I'm picking Barbie in the battle crimping hair I was jealous when I would see the Barbie toys at my next door neighbor's house you didn't pick up pick yourself up a k no because just you know you couldn't fly solo with can yeah my but again I had them all and she had the dream housee and we had the pool and we had all that stuff and my hat played with her my hats off to Barbie as a toy this was the first toy I ever saw where you're like I think these toys might have sex at night when when I go to bed they cleared they cleared that right up with no gendal though the um no I honestly my next door neighbors were were named Chrissy and Casey growing up very lovely people but they had Barbies and because they were they were next door neighbors you know you become best friends with next door neighbors when you're a little K kid and you go over the next door neighbor's house a lot and I was over their house a lot and I always see their Barbies and all that stuff and I was like kind of jealous like I was like this looks like like like this is got they got a lot going on here with Barbie I made you feel like an adult because you had access to everything an adult had yeah you had a house you had a pool you had a you had a you had a a camper yeah you had I mean you had a dog you had a boyfriend you had friends you you had Skipper I am curious we got to go to the next battle I'm Cur I don't I am team Barbie but I I do not have even a g even a slight estimate as to who's going to take this this is a tough battle what's interesting the people voting we we specified on the polls that were battling 80s toy I don't think people are going to isolate the 80s experience and since Barbie and Lego are more prominent than ever right this second it'll be interesting to see who takes that what's next next baby we got Transformers versus GI Joe bab here we go who do you want this is like uh when they they have to cut the kitten half for me I rocked I was so into both of these things this is like you know I mean you between this these two Star Wars like He-Man and WWE those are my top five I mean you're talking boy skewed toys I mean oh my God this is tough but I know who I like better but I'm happy to take either so you can have the preference so I had probably like 30 Transformers I had like probably 100 GI Joe I had the I had the GI Joe vehicles if you will yeah and I had the Cobra Commander and I had the what's his name Destro what's his name this guy's talk you talking about cutting a kid in half and you don't know destro's name I said Destro yeah just it's just been a minute Platinum head yeah yeah later gold and I I mean I had the things where I would Thumbtack a yarn there and then run it over there then I I'd make them zip line across my entire house so you going with GI Jo's I don't know I'm I have to talk it out right now it's like I'm in therapy my original Optimus Prime in fully intact and inmin condition is sitting in my Den right now is is is is in my Den right this second oh my God the GI Joe aircraft carrier I will help it it escaped me I will I will push you to decide because I would say if I had to if I had to pick one I would go Transformers yeah yeah Transformers to me are it's the toys are all of the toys are awesome and I could easily argue for GI Joe because my best friend growing up Scott had everything he was a GI Joe freak every Christmas every birthday any that GI Joe freak all he ever got was GI Joe stuff and he had in his basement he had the aircraft carrier yes you had to be rich for that but but listen to me in his basement he had a rug on one side of his basement like a like a long rectangular rug it was designated designated GI Joe on one side Cobra on the other side and he had everything and he was a he was a really organized like nerdy kind of kid he had every accessory every everything you go can you go in there and run buck shot on those or was he precious with them you had to get permission to go down and play GI Joe but but he was into it but once you were in there you could on your own yeah he was like let's go could take the the the uh the uh what was it what do you call that thing this land and sea the uh yeah the hovercraft hcraft yeah the hovercraft that was that was my favorite with the depth charges but I will tell you I love the Transformers packaging though well here's the thing with Transformers Transformers for me and this is is as much as as I'm uh accrediting GI Joe for being awesome Transformers for me I don't there were few things there's another one on this list when we get to it I'll say it there were were a few things that when I saw the commercial cuz Transformers came out the toy was first then the cartoon yeah or they were right up against each other so I saw those toys before the cartoon came out when I saw that I was like it it reconfigured my brain like I I was like I have to have it I I must have it yeah you're right so you're right there was more of a excitement and demand and and an actual demand when transform like you couldn't get you couldn't get an Optimus Prime like GI Joe there might have been a couple of guys here or there that were tough to get I would even cut the things and send away for the guys right but like you kind of could buy them at will whereas when Transformers dropped it was like there was a rush to get them there was a rush and you're right I do remember I had these Comics by the way oh I didn't yeah that's right that's right um Transformers versus gi give you a clear winner on this it was an ongoing Series so I don't know I don't know but U the um but but um it by the way it wasn't like I think it was like you know GI Joe and the Autobots fought Cobra and the Decepticons oh it wasn't like brand versus brand I don't think so no but um I uh you were right I do remember when there was a dir like you couldn't they were flying off the shelves oh we used to call we used to call that for that in Nintendo games I remember when Mike Tyson's punch out came out we I had a I had a list we call all around the island do you have it do you have it in they wouldn't some place would hold it some place wouldn't they had it in we would jump in the car mom would race to it that it went Super Mario 2 yes and my my friend got it for Christmas you couldn't get it I remember talking to him on Christmas day remember you call your friends on Christmas day would you get would you get would you get so much better yeah yeah and I called my friend and he goes dude I got Mario too and we were like what it was like when let's open up your datebook when am I coming over all day yeah yeah we oh by the way just as a matter we kept off anything uh board game or video game related no electronics we might do that in the future we might do a Genesis Nintendo type of thing but that was when the cartoons of these toys came out they were both amazing they are fantastic I own full sets of both shows two t two taglines GI Joe is American hero Real American Hero right but now now you know now you know and knowing he's half the battle Yeah Transformers more than robots in disgu Transformers more the meet the that's two very good I this is the last thing I'll say about both these toys uh Transformers as a toy and what it could do in turning it into the thing uh and the the the aesthetic of it and blah blah blah League leagues in my opinion above GI Joe however G Joe's versatility and character set of catalog yeah and vehicles it's hard to compete with crazy this is like the Yankees versus the Yankees uh I will I think Transformers is going to win because of their popularity right now I don't know what GI Joe is in popularity now but because of the movies again I think people are voting on Twitter and they're not thinking back to but I will say I can tell you this I'll tell you real quick the GI Joe and because you know I buy a lot of movies and stuff the J Jo and Transformers cartoon full series of the original 80s runs yeah they have ret they have not been released on Blu-ray they're only on DVD and they have retained their value they still sell at like $75 for the set like most stuff from then that DVD especially it's like I wish you with marijuana because I could come over on a on a lazy day Lazy Sunday wake up and and then we could just like get really high and just watching transform I'll tell you what I could do with you just watch it without being well there's that I was going to say I could I could also I could drink some wine then take like a little bit of weed let's do it and it evens me out I would do that in a second yeah why don't we dabble with all of these yeah all right we're little behind um I I will just my my paron comments I had better times and more memories with gi. Joe because I had 60 GI Joe with the vehicles and I and my Transformers did not zip line I had relationships with GI Joe I had people getting jumped I had you know I had just it was a lot more fighting and options but revolutionary Transformers it was revolutionary so it's tough I've got more of an emotional stake in Transformers Transformers was the first cartoon to make my friends cry cuz Optimus Prime gets killed the movie yeah uh I the first thing that pissed me off when I found out they killed Optimus Prime I was like damn and that show I'm not watching it anymore right you know I I I never had that level of an emotional stake in J uh also trans is having that moment right now so I think if people read fast they might I think Transformers is probably going to win that one all right let's go keep it moving keep it moving what number battle is this I don't know want to go He-Man versus Star Wars my friend this is a shame for He-Man It's a shame cuz I feel like people are going to attach the world the movies of Star Wars to the toy I still think Star Wars is probably the greatest toy you talk about coveting something and you know I mean Jesus I you could get nine Luke Skywalkers you wanted them in every outfit look there's there's you know I'm going to be we didn't do any backstory on any of these cuz we we should have made these two pod UPS we should have made it two parts it might end up being a two-part have to be honest we got a ways to go here this because we didn't do any these are these are the topics right for backstory well let's well can you pick up what was that last thing you had up on this Ste about is the article sorry Joe the resulting series hean and the M Universe debuted through the bar syndication okay first syndicated show to be used on a toy there's the reason I didn't feel the need to go into a lot of backstory with a lot of these is there are full documentaries out there devoted to this yeah I'm not going to say anything that that people probably don't already know yeah we're assuming we're assuming that our audience knows what these things are but okay look this is a tough there's no I'm gonna say this I'm gonna I'm gonna take this ready I'm gonna tell you who I'm taking cuz also you're talking about a 6inch figure or 5 in figure vers can I tell you who I'm taking in this yeah you're taking star Star Wars is your to the to the end I'm not taking Star Wars here's why no here's why even with the Millennium and listen Village was like amazing how about this blow my mind I had Ewok village but I also had Castle gry skull and I also had was Skeletor Castle uh Snake Mountain I had it with the freaking microphone oh God this is why I'm taking Masters of the Universe everybody knows my love for Star Wars I got I got a death star tattooed on the back of my arm I am taking He-Man why because for the last month I've been in He-Man Rabbit Hole rewatching the old show and buying some of the some of the re-released Fig cuz they started re-releasing them in the old packaging and dude I've been watching videos of like the history He-Man toys the toys in hindsight it is no contest they started getting Bonkers after the first or second run they started making characters that like you know the guy with the eyes that came out in the beginning they had like the guy they had the side CL in the beginning they had that guy the what Manny faces man faces right they had that but then they started going bonkers do you remember though you was that you winded back and they they went then jumped and they were transformed my God I would punch my grandmother you want any toy was there ever a toy on planet Earth that kids at at our age boys our age at that time wanted more than the Slime Pit when they when they released the Slime my mom wouldn't buy it for me she goes that's trash and that's disgusting I'm not buying it for her and the same kid that got Super Mario 2 got the Slime fit for his birthday we should check in on where he is today hopefully not good the SL the Slime was the best thing that ever happened to me it's amazing the best thing I tried to buy one a week ago on eBay you can brand new they are $800 sealed sealed by the way that you're not getting ooze in that you're not getting slime in that uh that thing is that thing is I think this I've seen collectors hold up a pouch of slime and go it's look you still in there I'm sure it's going to live forever yeah but um but it's probably has chemicals the the skeletors vehicle with the spider legs remember that thing where you would push it and the spider legs would move around yeah go like they would go like that Snake Mountain at the microphone that distorted your voice how about how about what's his name cringer what was his name cringer turned into battle cat cringer he was purple suede bro no no no cringer battle cat's green with the yellow stripes purple suede is is Skeletor is p is panthor panthor panthor panthor was purple SED I know elements of prints in there yeah look at this a brand new how is that rated you uh condition used a used how is it used and still in the package a used he in the package that's in the grading casing oh it's inside the that's in a that's in a that's in a casing around the thing there's a they they put an extra plastic thing around it that's no no but it's just used oh I don't know 2000 2,000 bucks for a he-man still in the package I tried to I've tried to find original figures that are still sealed and like the cardboards falling apart and stuff like that you know this doesn't exist anymore there's no toy right now that is going to be worth money in 30 or 40 years I don't believe so because this thing has become a thing like all things now collectors understand right like we didn't know we didn't know back then could you imagine if we knew I still have everything we're going to talk about today uh GI Joe Star Wars Transformers Voltron and He-Man I still have them I have a bin in my mom's attic I am of the opinion that He-Man and the Masters of the Universe the original toy line that went from 83 to 8 cartoon yeah I am of the opinion and I say this as a diard Star Wars fan that is the greatest toy line that has ever existed so if He-Man was against so he-man's your number one in this sweet 16 this is the yes this is the only toy line I talk I love the commitment I talked in all seriousness with Jay about this once on bonfire big J talk about this where we both said like I could go into a room and play with He-Man toys right now like like if you set me into a room with these right now I could play with them like half he I mean his muscles had muscles I me he was shredded he had like a 40 pack the name alone He Man hilarious shir's I just got the Shir don't sleep on or series Orco was it didn't you like pull the zip and he like went yeah yeah well that's the thing too they started innovating they innovated He-Man in a way that they did not innovate Star Wars Star Wars was awesome but it was awesome because you were recreating the movie He-Man started innovating in ways where they started having to put [ __ ] from the toys into the cartoon right I'll tell you what like why like when they did the battle armor one like that like then they did like they did like all the alternate like like fake Faker which was like the blue He-Man by the later ones I I was not collecting those but I look back now sometimes and I'm like wow this is this went on and on and on um I'll tell you I'll tell you it's it's hard I think Star Wars is probably going to win it though um and I I can't discount how I felt about Star Wars I had an xwing I had a newalk village it was amazing it really was amazing so I it's the tough one but maybe Star Wars you know what they did they ended up cutting you off with the knce no pun intended but bend your elbows bend your knees I mean you know they could have innovated later in the line now that's part of the charm though yeah you couldn't make him fight like you can make GI Joe fight G GI Joe had so many points of articulation GI Joe was definitely the most articulate of these figures that we've talked about so far Star Wars again look I still have my original TIE fighter hanging from the ceiling in one of the rooms in my house like I have a ton of Star Wars figures still they're awesome figures but they're awesome that's that's what they are that's the distinction here they're awesome figures there's no part of me that's still wishes I had a Ewok village cuz I don't even know what want borrow but I swear to God I won a goddamn castle gra skull as an ornament in my home it looks aw it's awesome that drawbridge mou the trapo you're always going to fall for it you turn in your seat like this we should make a trap door in here just turn it goes down um I yeah man look I think Star Wars is going to win I understand the benefits he was Star Wars a cartoon cuz He-Man was they made they made two cartoons well now have a bunch but back in the 80s there was droids and Ewoks perhaps because Star Wars is originally from the 70s and they kept with no articulation that we don't yearn I don't know look monetarily it's the most successful toy line of all time in Star Wars I mean I maybe next to Barbie would be the only competitor but but it's it's the money that that that those toys make George Lucas is is a is as rich as he is because he allowed the studio to keep his points on Star Wars but but said I want the I want the the I want the merchandise deal to be in my favor and they were like who cares about the merchandise and he knew big problem people big problem yeah yeah um anyway uh I think Star Wars is going to win because He-Man to my knowledge is not at the Forefront of anything right now no no no still Kevin Smith just dropped He-Man uh Revolution what series second season M it was awesome well not like but not like Star Wars but but I'll tell you this because He-Man is not as prevalent as there's not a lot of hate there's a lot of hate on Star Wars right now so people might vote with their hearts about the the the the franchise interesting this should be inter all right this could have been one where we' invited like soda and Jay we could have had like a this could have been a an alanin round table here I mean we could have had we could have had like a 10 episode series here that would have been really culminating in like a live show I know we have a plan on how this is going to unfold bracket wise but I'm curious to see if it actually unfolds that way because I feel like this this might be the beginning of a new podcast I know all right let's let's keep it moving uh let's that will back the other way uh there's three more battles left let's go to Cabbage Patch Kid versus Teddy ruckspin now I will take if it's all the same to you cabbage patch in this only because I had a Cabbage Patch Kid I never had a Teddy rocks B my sister had a Teddy rocks I had a Cabbage Patch and I had a cusa if that's what they call the hell a cousa I think it's like when they became out with their own pets and they were animals but the animals was their size they're like cats can you look that up babe cousa KOA cabbage patches were like just just kind of like settling in their popularity they drop couses and everybody stabbed each other again people stabbed each other for cabbage P that's not what KOA put Cabbage Patch cusa I think it's called the cusa I might be wrong could be up all right guys you know I love Factor I'm a customer uh I get my deliveries I have the app and uh it's real simple you just go in you click a button you pick whatever meals you want there's like 30 40 different meals they have juices they have smoothies and they just get delivered uh you know weekly and uh you can pause whenever you want and they're ready in 2 minutes they come fresh never Frozen um they're just really convenient for someone with my lifestyle I travel a lot I don't really cook I work long 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with mood get 20% off your first order plus a free thca pre-roll at hood.com with promo code taste buds that's hello mood o.com and use promo code taste buds there it is CA Oh that's terrifying it it wasn't though it was it it's basically a cat oh my God it's so scary looking well they had this here's the thing with cabbage patch okay I'm gonna go cabb I think Cabbage Patch might be as big as it was the as far as the 80s go I think it was the biggest toy in the 80s I really do it might not be Everlasting it was big like but it was big the way Beanie Babies are big big no I don't think oh you know I be babies were huge I don't know Bean babies to com you know look look look look look Tickle Me Elmo was huge but like it's it's this was this was a nation fighting as was TI this was a nation fighting not even at Christmas time year rounds to get these damn things they they had the they were genius in the fact that they said no to were alike yeah that's Bonkers I don't know if that's a lie or not can we look that up I don't think it was a lie I never saw and they had their own name and certificate and they were all tattooed on their ass yeah right yeah fascinating I mean I remember mine and nothing smelled better than a Cabbage Patch Kid and they smell again they smell like a baby a baby they smell like baby powder yeah each one is an individual hand Stitch work of soft sculpture delivered by local artists that are carefully born in our Cleveland Georgia Cabbage Patch no to original that is such a genius idea to the fact that like look if you're a if you were a you know 10 12 years I maybe I don't know I don't know how I don't know where the age of disinterest would start with cabbage patch but I know that whenever when what year did they come out I knew that I was an age where I wanted one so bad my sister got I could tell you when they came out because my grandfather still lived with me when we got when I got mine yeah and he died when I was in second grade so they came out when I was in first or second grade so like 80 84 somewhere in there say 83 look at this yeah they became the the most successful new doll introduction in the toy industry's history by the way my grandfather uh was kind enough the morning I got the Cabbage fch kid to mock me all morning long and go did you get your little doll did you get your little all morning long it's good it's probably where I am the way I am let me tell you something right now my sister had one then I had one and then we each got a cousa right I don't remember my guy's name I feel bad about that but but I didn't get it at the same time as my sister so there was only one patch cabbage patch in the household for a little bit first and that one will never leave my memory his name was Haywood Thurman he was born in April 1 Haywood Thurman wish remember s literally sounds like a linebacker I was going to say it sounds like a like a senator from the south the uh wait a minute I wish I could I can't remember the name of mine they all had weird names though it was never like Billy right I don't I wish I knew my other one but Haywood Thurman is such a great name as a matter of fact I should use that as an alias yeah but that's what I'm saying they always had names like that it was never like Jake yeah you know right no I yeah as far as I recall as well cuz Heywood right here has another thing they did that's Bonkers they started selling premature children wait what that was the next thing that blew everyone's mind they called them pries which I didn't understand what that meant now what they meant I believe was they were they were half the size of a Cabbage Patch and they were more like just born right they call pries it was they were as in just as much demand but pries means premature I believe I mean that that would that seems like clearly didn't mean a premature Bo like they came out of the couch patch on the ground a couple of weeks early look at this 45 bucks full in box you want to talk about something that just lost value no no no but this could be they were selling they sell this now they were selling these in the 2000s this isn't from they were oh yeah wait they still making cabbage they might be are they can we get a look an eye on that and then let find out after that what year the premies came out pries so they waited about a year and a half two years and they dropped B on us pries came in like little sleep sacks and by the way if it wasn't for Cabbage Patch Kids we would have never been blessed with garbage kids which was just amazing man one of the to this day one of the best things ever talk about two hitting perfectly in your life you're like six you want a doll that smells like butterscotch and baby powder you get it you get a little older like two years later and you get these cards it's kids puking and popping their zits what it's it was perfect it was literally like a Cabbage Patch with used needles hanging out of them a garbage pil sorry garbage pil I I actually still have all of mine original I don't have any of mine anymore I bet you you can still buy these today I bet you or maybe oh you see 35th Anniversary they redid them yeah they're great and I I never really took them off they're stickers but that's another genius thing they're cards with they're stickers but I never took off the sticker I kept them as cards uh they're going uh I mean look dude look at them they they got oh my God Marty gr is a a man in full drag it's amazing he's in stilettos heels fishnets Nicky hickey so and by the way the joke of that card of Marty Gro is this is a man that will try to have sex with you if you go to New Orleans that is the full joke of that card this is insane that this was made for children yeah it's nuts it's great it it exposed us to to different people early uh local losing faith oh my God go back to losing faith there's a child strapped to a bomb that got dropped out of an airplane she is tied to an atom bomb Oh my God that was just dropped from an airplane she's gagged and bound to the bomb that is Free Falling she cannot speak and she is sweating profusely with the look of absolute Terror in her eyes she is that is it's called losing fi you it's wild it's wild it's wild but here's the thing do you remember there being a backlash about garbage pill kids I don't remember there being any controversy I don't but we might have been too young to get that news look my mom wouldn't buy me anything where there was like Flames around it and smoke cuz you know she thought like certain records had the devil on them and you know you know uh she really fell under the spell of that PTA nonsense that was happening yep but uh but the fact that she bought me these things constantly I'm like there must have not been a whiff of smoke around these things right like you know yeah I I because otherwise she would have had him on lockdown now Teddy ruin we gotta get to him yeah yeah I never had one now now look I'm I'm can we pull up his stats he was when he dropped he was just as in demand if you don't know who he was he was a talking bear that was completely interactive he didn't just spout his own stuff he was interactive right his eyes moved did you put a cassette he had his own cassette he had a cassette in his back he's sort of interactive as interactive as you were back then yeah it was me the Cabbage Patch you didn't do anything it was like you could be you could it was like if you squeeze his hand he'll say I love you or whatever you know what I mean it was like stuff like that no no but his eyes moved and he he would bark no not bark I'm thinking there's another there's another guy there's another doll that had a cassette tape that talked on his own yeah you want to know something crazy what's my sister I I thought it was a dog a dog that had the tape as well maybe maybe you thinking of Pound Puppies no but maybe I guess let's call it the teddy rxin my sister had one right I'm not kidding man okay we were in the house and we heard that's why I think it was a dog cuz we heard like we're like what the hell is that and then said something I got to I should call my sister and ask what he said he said something like weird like no don't something something weird like that right something something like that was like it was like three words but it was ominous right it might not have been meant to be ominous in its original intent but it was something like please help or something like something weird or like or like no more something weird right and it went and we're like What the F we we were kids we looked at like what the hell we went and looked got the doll went and took it opened it up no batter no no don't say that no batteries no batteries the teddy this was now this was the time this is good backstory right here this period was ripe with this was a real Trend right here yeah was were companion dolls yeah Teddy rxin was the first one that actually Tau walked and stuff like that this is this is what Child's Play came from this is what Chucky came 100% we wouldn't have this this is what it's based on it's it is I think it's literally based probably on close because that thing was so freaky it was freaky man it's dead eyes should I give her a quick jingle just to see she can back I want to make sure cuz it might be worth it it had dead eyes it moved in a weird way Steve can you pull a video of oh my God look at it after look yeah it got old Jack with his eyes can you pull up a video of Teddy roxin in motion on YouTube hey wait wait listen listen um I have you on speaker and I'm doing my podcast right now oh god um so a question for you remember when we were little and I I think it was a dog but might have been Teddy ruin and like you had it and it was when we lived um in St George and you had the back room and it was like we heard the dog be like or something like that and then we went used to talk on its own right yeah was was it a dog or was it Teddy ruin yeah it was a dog it was called wrinkles oh well there you go okay can you look up wrinkles the dog but remember when we thing look how scary that thing is remember when we heard it yeah there he is that's him right there in the red overalls remember when we heard it and then we went and looked and it had no batteries yes was it was it no batteries or no tape no it was no batteries so the batteries are like rusted out of it or something I don't know I don't remember exactly what it was but it said something when I was was laying down my bed it said something like move my mouth or something like that move my mouth move my mouth off my bed and I ran into your room say oh my God it was like move my mouth oh my God and we like yo what that and then we looked at it no batteries oh that's freaky all right I I want to make sure I wasn't misremembering V tell us love I'll talk to you later is there a history of urban legends of Teddy ruxin's functioning without the batteries and stuff oh that's good I bet you there is um but this was this this was the period of companion dolls another one right was my buddy my buddy which Chucky is directly he's my buddy yeah he's my buddy but my buddy did it's like a my buddy Teddy rxin hybrid what do you mean Chucky's my buddy he's not Teddy rxin he's my buddy no no no but my buddy didn't talk Teddy rxin talk the same yeah yeah but uh then then there was also remember my pet monster wait you had it how is Teddy rxman talking without batteries remember my pet monster yeah yes that was another one with the chains I used to wrestle with them uh Teddy rxman talks without batteries it's old dat we weren't surprised nothing happened when we put in new batteries you were surprised when we took the batteries out and it started talking it's got to be that it maintains a charge or something and even though the batteries are out it's got some juice left in it well that you just made it no fun that's weird that's weird that's weird though because that's continually talking yeah um yes my buddy what uh my buddy my buddy wherever I go he he's GNA go my buddy and then there was kid sis Kid Sister kid sister and me yeah yeah yeah God this was a weird time every kid wantedd the my buddy and the even more than the my pet monster the my buddy I practiced my wrestling moves on that thing I I was dropping Randy Macho Man Savage elbows on that guy from the couch did you ever accidentally hit the face and hurt your elbow nah no cuz I don't recall hard plastic it was like it was like a cabbage yeah all right so we didn't we should have my buddy wasn't even in cont Cabbage Patch is going to take that round it is it is what's the next battle all right we got two left we got WWE wrestling figures versus Voltron well I can't take the wrestling figures because I never had them yeah I loved Voltron I have been I've been like since last year shopping for a a Voltron a vintage Voltron set and you can't find it no I haven't found one to my liking okay but I would love to have that on display now Voltron again Innovative if you don't know what Voltron was it was a series of Galactic Defenders whose spacecraft were Tigers yeah it was like these Earthling these like Earth astronauts got contacted I believe the story is right by this Intergalactic being that said like you know you're the best of the best uh and we need you to Pilot these uh ships uh in order to to to defend the the the Galaxy from this evil being I forget the guy's name right and there was two types there was the there was a set of ships that were Lions robot like metal Lions I thought that was it no there was also the car Voltron which is the guy uh oh I only know the line the guy with the the propellers on his front I I did not know that guy that's Voltron one dude that's original Voltron was the cars whoa wait so before Transformers what do you mean there was a CU cuz the concept of Voltron is no no I'm saying no no no go what I'm saying is is see how it says Voltron one next to it like that's the original Voltron and then the lion was Voltron 3 there's a two there's a number two that I don't even know what the hell is so but conceptually are they kind of similar then to um Transformers oh oh I see what you're saying no it was still well it was kind of like what Transformers did with the construct the cons was Voltron one and two popular because three blew everyone I I only know three even to the this day well the TV show which I own cartoon they had yeah the cartoon which I own uh is the original series run and it's both there there are car episodes and there are lion episodes and it's different teams and whatever and I will tell you something as a kid when you were just at the Dealer's Mercy uh nothing pissed me off more than was a car episode it would make me Furious we wanted the Lions yeah the LI f a big fat black lion who was the body yeah and then you had the yellow and the blue which were the legs and you had the green and red which the arms and by the way the faces of the Lions on the arm shot off yeah um and Bally you could use it as a line or then they would form one big thing to form Voltron and if it wasn't enough if it wasn't enough that five Lions five animat not animat you know what I mean five robotic lions piloted by humans if it wasn't enough that those five Lions turned into a walking robot with wings that could fly that robot also wielded a gladiator sword yeah this is the most heavy metal thing ever invented that wasn't heavy metal like I can't believe I don't see more volon t-shirts and and whatever weird right I mean you know I mean look I think a Method Man Named robs them uh one like Voltron right um but uh going up against WWE as much as I loved Voltron WWE was also like the Pinnacle at least the first couple of series of them was was all I cared about I had maybe 35 40 of them I had the ring I had the steel cage and I would sit there and I mean I would do full story lines full story lines battle Royals I mean the Ring made it a whole another thing this is how how pitiful it was when I when they first came out I got a Hogan and it was the only one I got like I couldn't get more than one at a time and they were in demand and I I took the Hogan out of the plastic but kept the plastic which was molded to his body intact and they made him fight fight his plastic his plastic mold because I had nothing else to do it with then eventually I got my Randy I got my Jake The Snake I got my oh my first ones were Bundy oh was is Hogan snooker was number two uh then it was Big John Stud Andre the Giant there was like five or six WWF at this that's the first run right there WWF at this time was really good was really good at at getting into businesses they had no business being in toy lines ice cream bars Saturday morning cartoons they were dipping their Wick everywhere and they were making it work somehow why you feel like they had no business it was this was this was a first dude there was never a such thing as like rep like toy act they made Star Wars style action figures like out of real people like this was weird like it's it's they're fun but it's weird Adrian Adonis is that the first something like that happened you think in your I I don't remember there ever being wrest me that was even a bigger selling point these were real you know I mean you know crossover until like Hulk Hogan and then Hulk Hogan got to the kids say prayers E vitamins and then I think that opened up a whole another world right there even like when they did starting lineup which were the oh wow starting lineup but I was going to say is is they weren't really toys they were figurines that you put up on your shelf they were posed pitcher would be like this quarterback would be like this but they were amazing wi receiver and they felt so detailed yeah you couldn't articulate them yeah so my point is is is when they made figurines of other athletes in other sports they were just that they were figurines the wrestling thing this was odd it was cool but it's odd that they were like we're going to make an actual toy playet yeah and kind of bounced you know you could cuz they were made of rubber yeah and you just beat the hell out of those things knew they were doing it I mean I'm I'm taking them over Voltron for sure uh I'll take Voltron I us oh my God I mean I love I love Voltron I even had Adrian Adonis they went deep in the collection after that um you know yeah we have a lot of toys that we didn't get in there before I forget there's one more battle here's the one toy from the 80s I have searched high and low for I can't find it I am dead serious if anybody out there knows where one of these is please hit me up they made a they made a rubber uh stretchy toy of Swamp Thing That was almost like a Stretch Armstrong that's another one Stretch Armstrong yeah Str we do another sweet 16 for the 80s we might need to want to just do an 80s you want to do an 80s and then another we'll do a 90s at another time and then we'll make I don't know man I feel look if you guys if you guys are into this cuz it's going to be a few weeks without food but if if guys are into this I mean I feel like there's so much to cover everyone everyone has an opinion on this stuff so what do you think we should do I don't know let's talk after but but I hear you I I I I have the same dilemma rattling around in me but anyway this Swamp Thing yeah if anybody knows this thing not the plastic swamp toy toy thing toys that came out when the cartoon came out it is a excuse me rubbery stretchy Green Swamp Thing doll let me know okay real quick last battle we're going back to the quintessential neutral 80s with ET a sketch versus light bright I had both I was way more fascinated with the light bright if I'm being honest I love the Cher sketch I think they're both sold in variations today to this day I think that they're Rebrand like that they branded still I can't explain why this is the case but the light bright bumed me out for some reason it was always this toy it was always this toy that when a friend had it it was like half of the pins were missing it was always like kind of turnside out in a corner somewhere you needed time with the light prite you couldn't just you couldn't be a flyby you couldn't go to your friend's house and just start putting in pins you needed to sit down you need to let it simmer you need to walk away you need to look at it you need to make adjustments you know and then when you finally flip that switch and then you had your thing you showed your parents hopefully they gave you a pound on the back it I mean look again Now That I'm Older would I love to have a lightbrite with a g with an amazing design on it in my house that you just plug in how about this bab I would do that I get a lightbrite and we build it ourselves we build the the wuang symbol put it right behind us on a lightbrite now we're cooking with butter now I I I'm not mad at it now an etra sketch on the other hand I I I have one of those in my house but I'll tell you what this is the first laptop it was amazing yeah you you you Google the best uh eter sketch things and you'll you'll be blown away I was relegated to just steps if I'm being honest steps my name steps couple of boxes you try you try to do something with a heart you try to get cute and make make an oval or a curve you look like you have yeah sh the shakes there was no I had uh I would always do um there was an intelvision game called snafu and it was basically the precursor to worm and you you were a worm and you had to go around you had to make sure you didn't run into your own tail whatever and I would recreate that as best I could with the ET sketch screen um but really I mean I put an ET a sketch in your hands right now I give you 20 minutes what are you handing me back and this is not I'm genuinely asking I don't know good not a slide on ETA sketch that's where I think ETA sketch is going to see its demise it's boundless limitations if you had a skill set and you were possibly like a young Bill Gates Right but to the lay boy and girl but that's the beauty of the etra sketch is you have two dials and you know it's possible right and you try and try and try I would go at that thing over dangling car yeah whereas lightbrite true I was really lost with lightbrite I didn't know what to do with it I you'd make the clown on the front of the box and I was kind of like all right I guess I guess I just have any interest in in Landscapes boobs and stuff um oh that's like in the 50s though um so ET a sketch I think is going to win that because I don't I feel like ET a sketch I see it I think lightbrite is still available but an adult is not baring a lightbrite where I still see I could still see like myself an ET sketch thrown on my in an office where people I don't know I I still feel like ET I feel etes sketch has more staying power right now and I think people are going to be voting not just thinking of the 80s so I think etes sketch will probably take it all right but if I had to be alone in a room for a night and I had only one of them I'd probably choose lightbrite no I I just sketch still cuz you you lay in bed with it you lay in bed it's it's with light me with a good time it's a CO dark you lay in bed in the dark with a lightbrite how cool is that it also that was the other thing lightbrite always seemed vaguely dangerous to me like you know the pains do seem dangerous I even felt like I could choke on them I I mean but I feel like I could choke on them now if I really I wasn't saying that I felt like it was a fire hazer of something you know you're pushing the pins into that surface that there was always like a little heat coming off of it you know which by the way speaking of heat we didn't get to things like we they're not in this tournament but like we said we couldn't get everything and we had to eliminate stuff like a speaking spell Mr Potato Head an Easy Bake Oven things like that well if we do another 80s app we will argue it all right guys so we originally we were going to end up going from the sweet 16 to the uh the Elite 8 I think it's called I don't even know and uh and I know we're going to go to the final four in this episode but it went it went over and we've been having fun so we're going to we stop here we're going to get the uh the uh results humble pies of the DAT matchups and then we will continue this into next week here we go this is gonna be fun I would like you guys to weigh in right before we do it each right go um where do you want to start let let's see the PowerHouse is Fest right hit me with the sure if yeah hit me with the ET sketch light bright oh yeah that's all right where you guys going on that I'm going etra sketch to F okay where you going on it ET sketch I believe eter sketch will win but are you taking light right I like light important for I like light bright better I think I just that's just going to win these are the toys that's not always going to happen here no I know but I'm just saying let's make note of it where so s's team you want just you want to read a a you want to want to save the uh want to save the phones for the next episode that'll lead us into the perfect I agree yeah all right ET a sketch versus light bright we got a five oo close though not not far less of disparity than I thought there would be 57.7 to Etch A Sketch like bright at 42.3 that is a win and that's thousands that's almost over 4,000 votes so team Joe sketch right right right okay you're right we need to yeah yeah that we have to keep all right WWE Voltron I'm going WWE on this I'm taking volon what do we got this is refreshed okay didn't yield as many votes 3,000 votes was a lot of polls we where you guys going here I'm going WWE okay really I mean it's it's a tough one but that to me resonated more and I I have put it you this way I have three of the five Voltron I still have like 40 wresters with the cage and the ring and all that stuff although the ropes are completely destroyed now I'm so shocked you can't find a good shaped Voltron I feel like that'd be easy to find um no cuz they made it after with plastic too as well no that sucks I the metal one yeah anyway yeah you could take a tooth out that by the way that paint that that uh that sparkly paint on those things back then I mean had to be lead infused that's proba switch to plastic all right Jesus God that's a drubbing yeah 3,000 votes you got WWF coming in at 71.4% uh versus Voltron at 28.6 I I thought that' be Cas went up again um oh did yeah went to 71.7 to 28.3 okay so have uh figures handily uh defeating Voltron I think Voltron could have had a win depending on who they fa who had faced uh um I'm not surprised Voltron was not as popular as as as it was loved WWE I mean it's people are still voting like with their brains today I think well that's true too yeah so it's G to skew all right let's go to S we Leto Barbie last is last yeah that's got to be last uh all right Hot Wheels My Little Pony I took Hot Wheels did you take my little pony or no 4,000 votes I think Hot Wheels is going to win but are you taking My Little Pony as a team I would take I would have taken Hot Wheels I had tons of Hot Wheels all that stuff so then this counts well it doesn't count it's count we'll figure it out let's see Hot Wheels versus My Little Pony Hot Wheels two Hot Wheels where you going Hot Wheels okay oh my goodness the bronies I guess are not t in the in the ven diagram of Bronies and taste buddies it is two halves 88 1 to 11.9 oh mean that's I mean they just literally that was that was basically a hit and run a car just hit a pony and kept going that is crazy uh Cabbage Patch Kids versus Teddy ruin I am team Cabbage Patch got to be cabbage you're staying okay it's got to be I you know are you you're so you're not Team Teddy you're team cabbage well okay where you guys going okay I'll go Ted cuz I like the movie okay all right all right yeah yeah you got uh thousands of votes there 3,004 votes 68.9% to the Cabbage Patch Kids to 31.1 Teddy rxman not to not not for nothing Cabbage Patch Kids was the number one by far in all the 80s doll and line they said it it changed the toy industry yeah so Teddy rxman I think really that was a a good fight by Teddy rxman I think to to still get not bad he deserves he deserved a little bit more I mean the the goddamn thing talked you know but uh what can you do all right are are these the last two no oh this is a huge one what else we got let's say this and Lego Barby for last what else we got in there all right here we go those are the last three it is we did five already let me see I have a paper right here no we didn't do Rubik Simon either we got we got Rubik Simon Lego Barbie Transformers GI Joe let's go to Transformers GI Joe man I mean if I was a betting man I wouldn't even know what to do now I'm team Transformers your team GI Joe uh no you're talking about you're sliding them down strings yeah I know but as far as like as far as like like what I had better memories with GI Jo like more like I went further with them but like Transformers was more coveted okay all right so I don't I I get look I can go either way on any of these do I who would I think is going to win I think Transformers will probably win all right but um do you want for the sake of like I don't know where we're netting out here when we reced it's really going to matter like when we recede yeah so if if for example if it doesn't add up right we could just re-choose yeah well we each have a win so far but this is more exciting if one of us if we're on different sides that's all all right uh but today was a tough one to do that because it was a million toys that we all loved okay let's see what wins here I think Transformers is going to take it I mean GI Joe is a real American hero do you the last chance you want to take it I think Transformers is going to win people are just it's rasle Dazzle but do you want to take GI Joe uh you want to roll the dice here and take it as your no I I should go with what I think Transformers hand 68 you guys gone there too I was going to go GI Joe I played with those more yeah all right so you got Transformers uh winning there 68.2 68 yeah where's that [Music] there it is down there 68.1% Transformers to GI Joe 31.9% that's set to 5,300 votes holy God oh man so Transformers really took oh look at this right here we got the two biggies let's hit it he versus Star Wars yeah I think Star Wars is going to win but you're taking Star Wars I think it's going to win I I He-Man so we're both He-Man all right yeah all right you guys going I go He-Man okay I'm curious how this is this one I don't know holy oh go 70% you're not going to beat Star Wars it lives it's as popular today as then you can't say that for we should have seed He-Man against like Voltron or something like that well it doesn't matter if He-Man lost that bad right there he he would eventually face face him anyway face that's a shame I want that was a big L can I get those numbers again please just real quick that was 70.1 % Star Wars to 29.9% He-Man God bless you He-Man I want He-Man to go all the way there all right folks I'm team Barbie Sal's Team Lego right now we've each won a battle in this we've each got a one today win today I would be team Barbie on this you were team what are you talking about you went on and on about the Legos oh but you're talking about like what I like better or what I think is going to win no I guess in my head I fractured those two things talking about my experience betting who would win I would say I would say I was saying I'll take Barbie as I'm saying Barbie the better T toy and you actually loved Legos growing up okay the only thing is if Barbie is so big that she's gonna need a contender oh well listen this is the way a bracket Works what are you gonna do can't say to Jordan you can't play unless somebody as good as you play you know I mean I you know I I yeah I mean yeah I'll take Lego because I like Lego too but I did I did have way more I mean I we had breakups my S we we clicks cattiness you might you might win this with Lego Lego is massive nah Barbie's going to take well you never know cuz people are voting right now okay here we go this is huge 6,100 votes Barbie of course Lego Lego Lego Barbie Barbie Lego versus Barbie oh my God are you kidding me wow wow what you don't have any female listeners who whoa whoa whoa this is insane wow how is that possible this is insanity does our audience skew mail I see tons of women in the in the comments I see just as much guys 6,300 votes here we thought this was literally the battle we think it's because of the movie and all the controversy over the movie just putting that out there huge we're talking about the toy if people are not voting the movie was huge Academy Award nominated not really really I thought it was gonna I think so I thought so Ryan I am never one to pull this card this is sexism yeah yeah but Lego Legos is um unisex apparently it's not apparently all men oh maybe that's why though maybe that's why Legos is is not guy or boy or girl it's guy [ __ ] I don't know one you know girls that play with Legos it's probably EXC me okay well let me tell you this guys listening the people listening Lego won in the biggest margin of the entire sweet 16 where we thought that this would be a Powerhouse battle 86.2% to Barbie's 13.8% which which might be and we have to go to the books but it's probably in the top five biggest wins landslides of all of all history yeah I was just ask what the biggest one was I knew one girl that played with Legos she works in a hardware stadi coaches a softball team yeah and I knew one guy that played with Barbies and uh he's sitting right here um wow dude well so we have I can't believe I just forced you to take Lego we have to so we will Reed for next week and next week wait wait wait we forgot uh Simon uh Rubik Cube oh you're right you're right let's go to Simon rub versus rub Cube it was in the original post the original post Ric Simon I didn't see it on here though so why is it not did you post it I might have forgotten did it connect did it did was it on the end of that show more show more choose one you forg wait did you I thought I saw you type it in no I forgot it oh wait yeah look I choose one of the first comments is did you forget something okay okay okay so why don't I post why don't I do it now okay and then we'll just tell that winner next week we okay so we'll be back next week to discuss the Elite 8 eight the Elite 8 Reed we'll give you we'll reced and then we'll give you the results of Simon yeah and we'll go to the phone just to see what people said about these things too yes we're going to do that too all right part two coming up yes

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Length: 81min 38sec (4898 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2024