That'll be $102 Great, here you are. Oh my god, stop it. No, you stop it. You can't do that. You paid last week. Ok, no, no, no. But it was your birthday last month! You got me that really nice jacket. No, listen. Okay. We're just such best friends. Hi! What can I get for you? Hi, um, I'll have the
*muffled talking* This place is so cute. *muffled talking* What? I can't hear you cause your back is turned. Oh yeah, I said I want-
*muffled takling* What do you think? Should I get sweet potato fries? Sweet potatoes. Supposed to be healthier. Okay, I'll get those! Hi! What can I get for you? I'll get the spinach goat cheese salad but
instead of goat cheese, I'd like to get the brie and an IPA as well. You know I am a person. Huh? What? Someone say something? Alright, that'll be $13.50 Great. Oh, no, it works, it works every time. Just swish it. I know, it's a little beat up. I'm going to have to type it in. Try it again. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to type
the whole thing in. Whatever's easier for you. You should get a new one. I like my card. Awesome. K, thanks. And here's your change. Thank you. And this is for you. Thanks! Okay, you ready? I'm gunna get the... Do you want a couple minutes? Oh, no, no, no. I'm ready. Woah, I didn't even see this part of the menu. There's a lot there. Do you want some suggestions? Yeah, I'm so ready. Like, I'm totally ready. I'm going to go with the... It's okay. I live here so this is fine. Last time I was here, you had that thing? That chocolate thing? Oh, was it a pastry? No, it wasn't a pastry. It was round? Or, you know what, maybe it was square. It was edible. You know what I'm talking about? Oh yeah, that thing! Yeah! You know what it is! Cool! No, I don't know what it is. I have no idea. Then, why did you just say... You want the mac and cheese or... Okay! Okay. Okay, so here's your number and we'll bring
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