60 Seconds To DESTROY EARTH With SECRET WEAPON (Meteor 60 Seconds Funny Gameplay)

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we are a crazy news anchor and we got 60 seconds to destroy the entire world all we gotta do is figure out how to get into the rocket you guys ready here we go join the project by subscribing to the channel and enable all notifications by clicking the bell what's up guys and welcome back to meteor 60 seconds today we've got new secret endings and we are gonna check them out so stick around till the very end to see them all so check this out guys we are a news anchor and we get 60 seconds to save the world ah i'm finally promoted as a broadcaster the past 20 years of my hard work flashed before my eyes my life has finally begun i'll probably get more girls too shall we get started with my very first glorious news report we're coming live now we just received breaking news so please start with that what breaking news man i got a feeling we're going to have high viewer ratings on day one three two one and we are live people just in breaking news nasa recently announced that a massive meteorite is approaching the earth to destroy our nation nasa has warned us that we only have 60 seconds left to live before the earth get destroyed oh well that's not very nice oh what hurt i have only 60 seconds to live it can't be this going to be my first our last broadcast what the actual excuse me so check this out guys we're a news anchor we've gone completely mad and we gotta destroy the world so let's get out of here and just start licking people i guess there you go enjoy that you're so pretty look at that the marrying oh it's so cute give me ow oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i liked your husband oh wait what's this place wait they got karate oh yeah there we go i'm a professional karate okay i can't karate chop the whole room oh there's a lot of people coming hurry up hurry oh no wait i can't punch through this right okay we gotta go the other way oh man they are slapping me big time i am so sorry i ruined your wedding i am so sorry can i give you another kiss there you go there you go just to add some insult to injury alright so now we're back in the studio what do we do people how can i destroy the entire world oh wait hold on i can destroy this guy's art wow get this my friend come on take this to the face oh no i punched the stranger i'm so sorry come on get this guy there we go that's a little better get this trash out of the way why are you all smoking that's so bad for you come on stop it stop it my friend oh no the world is still alive isn't it 60 seconds have passed no we all died wait hold on really how did i've done everything i ever wanted i have no regrets everyone while the government has done nothing for us oh wait this is a woman hold on all right there's breaking news that a young man is heading towards the meteor to save earth wait a minute that was us but like a very long time ago you guys remember when we played this game well this is the new update of course what safe earth what is this nonsense see guys that is us we used to play as this dude and save the world out of my way i'm going to save the earth and he's going for the for the meteorite with the rocket we gotta get the rocket back success i have successfully directed the nuke to the meteor all of mankind will respect me and maybe they will even put up a statue of me thank you everyone please i remember me wow i don't remember being so full of myself but we did save the world i mean that is something now though we are this news anchor guy we gotta destroy it stop please you gotta stop it my friend what's he gonna do all right here goes the nuke and that's how we save the world now we gotta do the opposite we gotta stop that dude now it all makes sense uh-oh and like that i ended up in prison for my countless crimes oh we are we get into prison i heard it's not a nice place people oh no the earth should have been destroyed yeah wait you guys are oh my goodness it's kim and lee i mean i don't know who these people are but how you guys do why are you guys in prison or destroying a few filthy commoners who have overstepped my boundaries and just like that the 60 seconds event of earth destruction automatically served as a personality test for senior officials the world took a big step on building a cleaner and healthier thing and it was all well well that's just beautiful right so that was the first ending now we gotta do some more stuff to unlock new secret endings and eventually destroy the world so last time i kissed this dude and things didn't go so well how about i kiss this lady is that gonna happen okay well that's just equally bad that is just equally bad we're gonna go the other way we gotta go to the left side there's better people on the left side right get off that scooter man so we do have to punch this dude and then we also gotta punch these dudes i think basically we gotta punch everybody i think there we go very nice and then we gotta kiss this trash can there we go now you can't kiss it man i know we gotta do we gotta kiss these dudes oh no watch out there's people coming up watch out lady oh oh no i can't get past here can we punch it we can't super punch it oh what is this oh wait the rocket the rocket is here no i can't get to the rocket because there's a weird thing in the way okay uh let's see uh we're just gonna kiss all these people here because you know you gotta stop smoking man smoking is bad for you it's bad for the planet and it's bad for everyone look what happened there okay well that was not a very nice thing to do i think i know we gotta do people we gotta train we gotta become a little bit stronger because we can't just run around with no clothes and look like this we gotta get nice and strong so we are not gonna ruin the wedding and enjoy congratulations we are gonna train go that's one go that's two boom that's three boom that's four now we should be strong enough to punch this one as well right come on my friend this is a very thick little brick you got there you get a special move we got super punches no way can we go over here oh what it's stuck okay it's right it's right we're gonna go the other way now that we got super punches maybe we can just like wreck some people go look at that oh my god what okay well that's pretty extreme people that is pretty crazy i punched the camera how are we gonna make the youtube videos now man hey come here buddy can we can we lick you no we cannot do that okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just gonna super punch the rest of these things this is perfect maybe now we can super punch the smoker dudes this is how we can save everyone from these bad bad things that you shouldn't do get out of here lady come on okay wait wait wait i gotta push the lady stop no i gotta punch the no what one second remaining no more messing about people we know what to do okay we're gonna walk as fast as possible can we unlock some kind of running thing that would be nice okay so punch this there we go very nice do we level up our super attack punching hyper punch thing that we go and now we got 45 seconds left to run as fast as possible and not bother anyone hello people i'm completely peaceful okay there you go get that art out of the way i don't care about you you're gonna have to go my friend come on get down there you go get this trash out of here now we can save these people from all this bad stuff here we go we're gonna live a healthy happy life okay we're gonna get some new habits going very healthy habits and here you go lady i'm sorry and there we go do we save the world now i don't think we did right wait can we super punch this thing super punch okay that doesn't work that does we gotta get this dude out of the way to get to the rocket somehow how do we do that we gotta use the power of love of course that's right let me love you my friend kiss there you go you like that okay he doesn't lie i'm so sorry do we get a secret ending now that we have stopped everyone from doing that bad stuff or sexy jackets have passed blah blah blah blah what do we not get an ending now that's just a little bit sad okay i thought we were doing a good thing for the world you know saving some people's health but no instead i just end up in prison again are you serious wait we didn't get a secret ending end of the smoke wow i know people i know we gotta spread some more love okay so instead of punching everyone we are gonna kiss everyone here we go enjoy people if we kiss everyone wait did you just punch someone oh my goodness the plan was to kiss literally everyone and then maybe we get another secret achievement right that is gonna be a little bit challenging over here but we're gonna have to figure that out okay how does that work we're gonna practice because clearly questionnaire dude kind of ruined the secret ending kiss there we go oh my they are not happy though how do we do this though we just gotta keep our kissing is that how we do this come over here people you're gonna get wait where'd all the people go oh they were in a new studio here we go here we go we're gonna kiss you what do you like no we're not gonna do it that way people we're not gonna do it that way okay maybe this is not a secret ending though maybe i'm just maybe i'm just dreaming this wait we gotta go to the girl hold on get this trash can out of the way let's take a look can we kiss this lady there we go ow oh my goodness you just kick me i think this is pretty good though yeah we did not get a secret ending though hold the phone let's get the secret ending and then see what we can do with that girl right that sounded a little weird but you guys get the point okay so now we are actually gonna kiss everyone okay here we go people watch and learn this is how it's done we're gonna spread some love today lick there we go you like that okay now you get punched there you go because these don't actually go down they just kind of sit on the ground so it's fine right so we're gonna kiss this guy we go enjoy my friend wait we don't even have to punch this one because he's the last in the line now we're gonna go the other way and we're gonna kiss these three dudes there we go that's one that's two that's three because these they don't start running and doing all kinds of crazy stuff then we kiss these guys we go wait did we do that did they get a double one i think they did right it's totally fine you deserve it you're hard-working people this is your bonus for this year's christmas there you go you're there come over here where's he going wait i can't kiss this one okay there we go but how do we kiss the dudes on the bikes that's not possible all right here we go that dude is from france he probably likes dog i didn't punch that guy nobody saw that nobody saw that come on hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up last one don't stop to do that come on that's it did we do it that was so close that was right on the last second oh we got another ending world lover it says wow that is that is nice guys we gotta figure this out we have spent too much time on this earth we gotta get to the rocket that we saw earlier so let's go and i kick this thing there we go come on okay i kissed some dude on the bike we're gonna kiss this lady because i'm pretty sure this lady has something to do with kicking with something come over here can you uh can you maybe have fun with this thing did we do this last time as well hello lady there you go there you go come over here come over here i think it's working no way oh i'm so sorry lady oh that's not okay hey let's go over let go i protect the lady okay you know what i don't really care i'm sorry we're gonna oh we're gonna go to the rocket people no way is that it did we do it there's no wait don't go into the wait are we on the media right hold on what's happening that is us that is us from the best we time travel always get super punches no punch him come on punch him kiss him kiss him punch him what are you doing my friend what are you serious we gotta punch him there we go we got it we got it punch him some more come on keep punching him what is this do we have to kiss him i did kiss him it was a heart guys how do we defeat this dude oh no dude we were on the meteorite are you serious but do we get a new ending we do oh it is the anchor woman again hold on everyone an unexpected situation has occurred to the young man who went to the meteor to help save earth oh no an anchorman has flown to the meteor trying to block the young hero saying it is better for the earth to be destroyed that's right we gotta destroy the earth that's a little better oh these are the citizens wait i have only one voice hold on that's selfish dude if he's going to die die by yourself wait panting what is panting you don't even have pants my dude he's too strong i can't defeat him painting wait why why is it real painting what is that i can't believe he's trying to stop me i'm the one who's trying to save the earth i just remember something i need to do before i die special move wait he's got a special move i thought the slapping was the special move hold on what protagonist punch oh no wait but did he punch us now did our best self punch our current self ah no it's sending me back to earth well that's a real powerful punch though wait hold on what's gonna happen now so the nuke goes up whoa though we just flew off the meteor ride back to earth are you serious no but now he still saved the world that's not good wow look at this landing guys um is this the earth did i survive whoa what's that over there look guys it's not what it seems like okay everybody calm down you just calm down please just hear me out okay wait they don't hear me we all almost died you idiot excuse me i'm not a bad person for destroying the world am i but then again maybe i am oh and we got a new ending oh so cool focus anchor james focus we need to run as fast as possible we are going to speedrun this bad boy so we need the super slappers all right kiss the lady all right then go to the bear and then all we got to do is super slap the dude on the meteor right then we should get the ultimate ending right the ultimate ending of all nxn well and the world of course so we have a lot of time look at that 38 seconds already okay here we go here we go kiss the lady this dude is always in my way are you serious okay now we're gonna punch this there we go keep going how you doing mr bear guys if you see this thing in real life you better stay very very far away from it i don't trust it for one bit no we're gonna go up to the meteorite 20 seconds people keep it in mind all right we get 17 seconds to slap this dude to a whole other dimension here we go here we go we're gonna click it so fast we're gonna click it so yes 10 seconds on the clock now what do we do what do we do do we kiss this do we do we punch it we we punched it what what is this if we saved i couldn't even read that gasping i mean why did you hurt me i'm the one who was trying to save the earth you must be a devil no i'm not i'm not okay i'm a good boy go to excuse me i don't want to go there hello what is he selling all these things for he's calling me the bad guy and at the same time he says all these terrible things to me are you kidding me right now he's too strong i can't possibly defeat him no is this how it's going to end go for it wait who said that who said that you can't do it who said that who keeps saying that say what what is this telepathic sound in my head meanwhile our planet destroy him destroy him oh wait the cheering to take me down are you serious go over it news anchor please get rid of him i have already destroyed my loud neighbors ladies and gentlemen this is a very unwell person all right i don't think he's doing too well if earth doesn't get destroyed my life is over wait why why though oh that's not good yes you can do it rather than have my body all over you what dude you're gonna be on youtube all right these people are weird man better for the earth to be destroyed wow i mean at least i've got some people on my team i guess you are all in the same situation as me thanks for cheering me on wait what what's happening now oh no i feel something what is this sudden power generating inside of me everybody's power yes is transferring to me with this strength i can do it i can beat that guy my body is filled with determination special move special move craving punch awesome no way so now we get the special move right hold on what's gonna happen to this dude the nuke blink all right the the gas is destroyed now success i just knocked this nice guy on the nuke awesome hey hey i always knew you could do it did you really though whoa guys we did it we just destroyed the world i mean no that's not what we did we saved the media right okay and that was the end of the human race wait really is that our fault and we get a new secret ending check it out well guys i guess that is how you destroy the earth is 60 seconds thanks for watching and check out 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Channel: ProjectJamesify
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Length: 16min 21sec (981 seconds)
Published: Tue Dec 08 2020
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