50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

[Music] the state bird is a NASCAR I can see seasonal depression they're keeping Indians in it Mexicans oh great scenery brilliant paper we got Walmart a Mexican boob job Peter hippies who really want to direct snow I mean okay but we're also known for skiing great schools because there's nothing else to do come we've got low in corporation fees no seriously please come the more north you go the more South against Atlanta we're kind of ashamed of the rest of it though if you lived here you'd be lazy too Jay toes are pulling dynamite God look a nun corrupt politician for once so far you have to drive through us to get somewhere better 56,000 square miles of dome white breads making wheat bread farming from the future textbooks from nine to twenty five thanks BP like we didn't have enough problems a wicked lot of moose a have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans cereal makers serial killers too nice not to elect douchey governor I'm going to need a bigger Bible Belt we're number one okay speed limits don't matter when you're drunk footballs drawls and overall no laws no problem so call the murdered half hippie half French all upper-class we knows Turnpike's leaching off New York like regular Mexico but with more UFOs world's 14th biggest city first biggest ego first in flight and lung cancer somehow even worse than South people care about us of election time ten days tornado free dreadlocks uncut haysoms even our homage bullfighting no seriously we're state still accepting Confederate dollars police were not North Dakota where white people music comes from everything is bigger even are more it's multiple homeland lives gay marriages on maple syrup rhymes for center of civilization in Hicksville in 20 minutes flat richer hippies in Oregon the inbred love child of Virginia and DC is too cold to be sober we don't have any gay cowboys alright okay maybe [Music]

Channel: PandaSmashTV

Views: 11,956,140

Keywords: state, stereotypes, 50, confusion, united, states, graduation, gift, grad, present, book, travel, road, trip, university, college, school, high, direction, finding, america

Id: h68UJaHvG_c

Length: 2min 2sec (122 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/Blackwater_Park]

Sorry bitch, not much lobstering in Maryland.

[u/Merritt16]

Virginia was very accurate.

Am from Hicksville.

[u/[deleted]]

Even our Amish will fight you. Killing me lol

[u/doyouknowwatiamsayin]

I call BS on that Oregon clip... not the “dreadlocks on caucasians” part, but there’s nowhere in the state where you’d find abundant palm trees like those in the video.

[u/dr_whos_on_first]

The CT stereotype is completely unfair. Lots of people visit our state! 99% of them are just using our no-toll highways to get between New York and Mass, but still!

[u/SirRipo]

Am from Wisconsin, can't disagree.

[u/listlessatsea87]

Yes but how many gay cowboys?

[u/WaxStatue]

White people music? I know Nashville is associated strongly with country, but Memphis is just as strongly associated with the Blues, Soul, and rap.

[u/greffedufois]

Seasonal depression blows. But its better than shit politicians where nearly every governor/mayor we've had is in prison now.