5 Minute Crafts' MOST Sexist Video

[Music] what is your face too sweaty yeah put some deodorant on it okay namoy it's joining and welcome to five minute magic the five minute crafts offshoot channel that probably started off as a channel about magic tricks and then very quickly descended into every other five minute crafts channel ever although let's actually just check that date added oldest 17 cool magic tricks 20 magic tricks magic tricks magic tricks 21 bets you'll always win i mean they really did start off strong two years ago trying to make videos about magic tricks and now their videos are just 27 beauty girly tricks 28 micro worlds you didn't suspect about and they're getting wicked epic views like 3.8 000. now sure that video was released one day ago but these guys have four million subscribers and they're getting 3 800 views on a video but we were just looking at this channel over on the stream at twitch.tv forward slash joining but on twitch trying to decide what to make a video about when we stumbled across this absolute gem 29 ways for girls to look more attractive [Laughter] sounds great thank you five minute magic let's get into almost 30 magic tricks for girls so that they can look more attractive because let's be honest hun you need five minute crafts help here sorry five minute magic [Music] straight into it oh come on what is this this is december 2018 this is borderline last year this is not it doesn't matter the demonetization whatever it is probably gonna have to blur it it was something going like this okay but regardless that's not even the point it's not the point as to whether this is appropriate for advertisers or not this is just not appropriate in general great fantastic love what love what you've done with the place first attack i don't even know what to say i feel like i'm gonna have to say this we were just talking about this i am literally always saying in these videos but aren't these videos made for kids i don't think the monetization is the point here i think the message the message is the point here the message already is a bit messed up and then when you factor in the fact that these videos are probably made for kids kids are watching these videos it complicates the issue drastically solution to get from 2017 to 2018 is to take all of the pillows out of your clothes because that's clearly what you've done here 29 ways for girls to look more attractive stop shoving your clothes with pillows what are you trying to achieve [Music] i this is banger after banger i swear this video every single tip is just gonna be like some slightly not okay comment second way for girls to look more attractive lose some weight okay hit the gym there's no way around this if you're gonna look more attractive you're gonna have to go to the gym far out i have been known on my channel to chuck around the word sexist quite a lot because there's a lot of sexist content on youtube but this one it's not even just sexist it is it is it is very but that's not just it pants are too big all right i like that actually i don't mind that i hate belts super saying belts buy new pants no you're missing the point i actually like this one i don't like belts belts are chunky they get in the way and uh buy new pants sure you can buy new pants but what about your old ones you know if you can just add a little stretchy thing i like it i think that one is actually decent now granted it's not a very relatable problem i get it if you're uh if you've been hitting the gym a lot but let's be honest who's hitting the gym what are you gonna do with that what are you gonna do with that girl you're looking silly you're so unattractive with your belt just hanging loose good thing we have five minute magic here to teach you how to be more attractive with that silly looking belt cut it off uh-huh okay i don't know i guess that's i guess that's fine there might be other solutions i don't really know i don't wear belts on dresses uh but i don't know it's kind of okay cool guess it works what is this about to be 29 ways for girls to look more attractive glue some carpet into your slides on the top as well hell yeah carpet slides yes shaky carpet slides you know what i came here to make fun of this video and we probably will continue but this one that's a big tip for girls to look more attractive make some shaggy carpet slides boys as well anyone doesn't matter what you are shaggy carpet slides will never be unattractive [Music] oh that close-up of that hot glue action i have never seen a hot glue gun up so close everyone's saying oh just by any brush that does not work i agree buy a new brush i feel like brushes can be like what a few bucks as much as a hot glue stick how does a less painful brush make you more attractive well did you see the squinty face she was pulling when she was using that painful brush super unattractive [Music] oh so unattractive get it off wow that was so much more attractive what you just did there [Music] ring too big [Music] there is nothing more unattractive than a ring that's too big look at it just jingly jingly jangly everywhere the worst you know go to attractive school get on five minute magic and learn how to be attractive girl seems uncomfortable not the point you think we're here to learn how to be comfortable we're here to learn how to be attractive girls [Music] what there is nothing about this one that makes sense first of all that band-aid it is so far up your wrist you do not need to be washing that high anyway this is way too much effort to go to to just not get a band-aid wet the materials required why is that more convenient than just putting on another band-aid okay yeah let's just let's just rattle them off here all the problems uh one kid's channel why not just use another band-aid don't wash so dang high up your wrists what's this got to do with looking more attractive this is not more attractive what's the point it's to not get your band-aid wet but my whole point is if you're that concerned why wouldn't you just use another band-aid get waterproof band-aids that's not even the point if you have band-aid you probably have another band-aid if you cannot simply wash your hands without washing all the way up here [Music] like this woman is spending the entire time washing the part of her wrist that is now covered up for what purpose was your hand why are you washing your wrist too sweaty so unattractive what is your face too sweaty yeah put some deodorant on it okay [Music] so no no just no that didn't work that wasn't real i'm gonna move on oh i see i see you see i was about to make a joke here about how to look more attractive make sure there's two of you but you see it was all for the pun how to look too beautiful there's two of them [Music] uh-oh oh oops water let's sit why what are we doing here why are we going all this effort i don't understand [Applause] [Music] oh we're gonna make a makeup remover highlighter that's kind of funny this one's funny i have no idea if that works but if it did that's that's kind of funny use a q-tip and makeup remover but it's not as cool is it it is not as cool as as having a makeup remover highlighter i feel like after you use it like once surely then it's just gonna be like grimy it's not gonna the product exists but it's not in a highlighter okay this is about being attractive and you have to be attractive at all times and there's nothing more attractive my dude than using a highlighter on your face to get rid of your makeup [Music] okay i'm no i'm no like makeup expert but i feel like there's probably just a better way to do this people have probably figured out a way [Music] rested look today we're going for the i've got my life together and i'm financially stable that i'm not suffering from crippling anxiety look [Music] oh dang we got some like got an actual song happening here we love these hacks that 100 reinforce female stereotypes yeah well not just that but it's not just the stereotypes it's also the expectations like the classic gender role expectations like if you want to be an attractive girl you can't have dark circles under your eyes and you need to look well rested at all times as a guy i don't have those expectations like people aren't putting those expectations on me they're not like dude if you want to be more attractive as a boy you better get rid of those dark circles under your eyes [Music] foil toothpaste [Music] oh okay now you got some sick grills this is how you actually look more attractive women if you've got yellow teeth pour your teeth in tin foil then you get some shiny teeth [Music] or brush your teeth just brush your teeth is she eating lingonberry jam straight out of the jar i mean sure this stuff is good this stuff is good you have that with some meatballs nothing better than some bulk but dang straight out of the jar [Music] not ready for summer i'm telling you uh this whole ways for girls to look more attractive whatever not ready for summer i'm telling you i'm just gonna call it here just cut here move along she's ready for summer she's a lot more ready for summer than like 90 of the rest of the population she is perfectly ready for summer [Music] i'm skipping i'm skipping this wait seriously [Music] that only works if you're actually skinny this is a photo of jason nash i'll show you what it works like if you're a normal human oh he did it with his with his body hair see this [Music] i hate that by the way i hate that 29 ways for girls to look more attractive like just think about that think about this that is the title 29 ways for girls to look more attractive there's this chick here who's saying she's not ready for summer she is super skinny she works for that body there is no doubt she's already going to the gym she's already like super fit and they're like but she's not ready for summer because she can grab some of her skin and then they literally draw a six-pack on her with makeup and that is a tip for girls to look more attractive meanwhile we're coloring our eyeballs in with a pencil very real blackheads glue yeah one of the ingredients in that step was activated charcoal if you have to get some activated charcoal you might as well just get an actual blackhead remover right you don't just have activated charcoal sitting around [Music] tada the blackheads that weren't even real are magically gone overhanging eyelids oh no we thought the video couldn't get any worse and now 29 ways for girls to look more attractive fix your overhanging eyelids am i unattractive am i unattractive no nobody told me nobody told me except that one guy who said that if i cut my hair and beard that i could be a solid eight out of ten [Music] not like this [Music] now i don't like this don't like this [ __ ] i don't like this [Music] oh now what you got something wrong with your nose as well my goodness you know girls the 23 million girls watching this video slash guys it doesn't even matter the 23 million people watching this video they've got enough to worry about okay five minute magic they don't need this they don't need this from you they don't need this list of 29 different ways that they are not good enough this is ridiculous [Music] great nice wicked before oh get it out never want to see that again super unattractive look at that nose it's so nose shaped it looks like a nose oh [Music] natural freckles look there's nothing wrong with freckles and you know to some extent it's nice that they're uh considering you know something like that um you know but they're not natural that's very much unnatural freckles freckles are cute but those are just no yeah well those aren't natural freckles they don't even look good on it i don't think there's a problem like if this woman had freckles i don't think she would drop down a bit and be any less attractive because this is just the point like i don't like this video where we're just like sitting here picking out these little things about how to make girls more or less attractive great [Music] if it was stuff like this like i would obviously have a lot less of a problem with it if it was things like oh here's things that women are usually doing like you don't have to do it but if you're putting lipstick on and you struggle with getting it on your face then here's a tip for how to fix that that's fine then they get like really weird with it you're gonna look more attractive by like not being able to pinch the skin on your belly or like not having overhanging [Music] eyelids okay [Music] yeah like i mean how to pick out the right whatever this is foundation i don't know how to pick out the right tone like that's that seems fine but that does not forgive anything just because there's a couple of like okay that seems fine things in here doesn't make the rest of it okay [Music] [Applause] so unattractive you can't be sitting there on the couch in the pajamas with chips you're a girl okay you need to think about how attractive you're seeming right now [Music] ill um what your friend is at the door they are there and you've just started to get in the shower [Applause] hair conditioner [Music] great [Music] it was a love interest they can't resist five-minute crafts they're like oh i've got some makeup i could i could put this somewhere else this makeup that's for my lips i could use it on my eyeballs one products makeup [Music] okay oh gosh [Music] insane hacks for your smile because women you're not attractive unless you are smiling constantly okay happiness is the most attractive thing going around and so if you are not smiling at every second of the entire day then you are unattractive and with that message i am calling the video there but not without introducing the last the final best tip for girls to look more attractive is to get some of the sweet lemon carton merch in the description below it's got a cute little lemon carton on it you will be so attractive and if you want to come join the twitch over on twitch.tv forward slash joining but on twitch feel free to do so we film these videos live every weekday at 1pm aest and uh i'll see you attractive people next time thank you for watching my video but now that is done please watch another one

Channel: Joinen Again

Views: 534,891

Rating: 4.9569054 out of 5

Keywords: Joinen, JoinenTV, 5 minute crafts, five minute crafts, life hacks, crafts, 5 minute magic, five minute magic

Id: ljXU6q4myqw

Length: 20min 35sec (1235 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020