5 Minute Crafts is a Scam: Concrete Edition

I also have a playlist street it now what are you doing huh what are you doing cementing my relationship with 5-minute crops Avery but if it's a pretender to my channel my name is Chris Clemons Arthur oh no Michael McCain's welcome back to the dysfunction that is my channel this looks like a crime scene and that's because it is feels like just yesterday mostly because it was my friend sent me on Facebook like literally of all places to be getting this kind of inspiration so my friend Emily sent me this video for five minute crafts that says simple but wonderful ideas for home and they're all cement themed as you guys know the only other time I have worked with anything close to cement was my face mold we all know how that ended eyebrows are still growing back so I woke up at like 7:30 in the morning to this message and I ended up watching all 22 minutes of the video yeah we'll talk about that one later just in therapy or hopefully not at all but I figured I had to do this because this is just a whole new frontier I just want to just you know live my inner five minute crops okay trying to embrace it since its seeming to be the only thing you guys seem to [ __ ] enjoy which we'll talk about that one later for real though I got my ass out of bed early this morning to get all of this supplies onto like eight different places and I'm gonna be trying my favorite little cement DIYs from 5-minute crops and we are gonna see if they work if they're good if they even look good cuz this is supposed to look good in the home and something tells me it's gonna be out of the home real quick and fast okay so this is just gonna be a video of the most unflattering angles so let's all just buckle in now and I mean that's like can't get ourselves you're all watching this like hahaha funny joke Chris okay now that I've just made fun of all of you guys I am outside and as nice and beautiful as it is to be outside it is like running rampant with planes so if you hear it the sound might be awful I'm doing my best and that should be enough for you I don't know how long this takes to complete I did literally zero research for this so this might be like I'll show you tomorrow kind of thing but you guys will see the final result of all of these because I come from here to expose it just gets us 47 pound weight I need like other [ __ ] okay guys well this video was fun I needed other ingredients for this okay there's a phone number do I call it I I don't got a high I'm an idiot how do i mix this so in life doesn't tell you how to do it you're gonna just do it yourself and that's what we're doing here today folks now you're supposed to do this with sand and if I read the guy at Ace Hardware didn't tell me that so we're just gonna mix this bit with water and see what happens I feel like it'll be fine like would this make a great sidewalk probably not will this suffice for a five-minute Graf's remake 100% start with that it's never too late for Halloween guys that's what everybody on Instagram said this year alright so what I'm gathering is that I used way too much water you're gonna have cement for days there's like giant clumps oh my God look at that much cotton yep we got it we have literally made cement I think this will be fine in fact I think we hit a home run alright so the first one I want to do they have a bowl of cement they have a flowery doily they're drenching it in cement squishing it out I put a cup down and then a bowl upside down and then they drape the doily and then it's supposed to sit there and freeze like a bowl and then you can put like seashells and your lost dreams in there let's try it so naturally um this isn't gonna go as normal I went to HomeGoods cuz I thought that that would be an absolute homer I found this table runner with this pattern and I'm gonna cut it off and pray to God that turns into something or I'm crushing this one we are off to the races people ba-ba-boom I have actually high hopes about this there's some bugs this is why I hate dance oh my god this can make us sick ball alright so we have it oh that is not a straight line alright I have a little cup someone is really background event literally sounds like the beginning of it gravity I'm really getting it in there they're like right away I already just knows that this isn't gonna work the sounds noises and feelings Oh sounds and noises are the same thing regardless it's disgusting okay so okay that's kind of sheep now we're gonna try it bad what does this look like a wedding gone wrong I think it'll dry like this I don't think that's in question I just don't know if this will look good but we did it okay this next one a shopping bag it fill it with cement and you let it sit there and then you put in an oval shape which I guess make a bowl and this is gonna look like a shopping bag cement bowl so just like the five minute crass video I'm using a Balenciaga bag okay so Tori it it will throw out my back okay so child it's man I'm a we're gonna stick this and oh I throw rocks in it I mean you know let me go to the rock quarry alright I don't want to say I'm a genius oh right it's coming out this side oh my god it's coming out the sides like in a major way oh my god what do I do oh my god oh my god kill five minutes of crafts I was kind of wondering when they said paper bag what they meant by paper bag okay well that was a jolly good time let's start fresh all right this person's putting leaves giant I mean Jane or miss leaves in a bowl pouring cement yep yep yep and then you stick a little Bowl in and put weight in oh and then it's gonna imprint the leaves on the outside of the ball okay that's kind of cool if that even works so I don't live in Jurassic Park so I don't have any abnormally large leaves literally anywhere around me and so I grab these red little clubs and I figured I'd do like kind of a fabric kind of Greek statue look it's not a good cop out all right so I'm just gonna lay these in here I feel like this could honestly look pretty dope all right let's get our favorite material over I just want like one thing to turn out well from this that I could like actually use in my home Wow I mean I just got my doctor and I'm dr. Clemmens we are getting whatever that was out the surgery went incredible okay we're gonna do is we're gonna pour this water reduce reuse recycle okay we just got it all in the semester doing yard work this is gonna be the loudest video of my life so this one's like done I thank to this next one I'm taking a bunch of socks dipping them in cement rolling them please don't make a flower to this please so they get flour out of this oh my god okay okay yes thank you yep okay we are we are making cement roses on a cement flowerpot yep a hundred percent so I got this and we're gonna fill it up to the top and then I figured to not be wasteful we'll cut this into strips instead of using socks and we'll make fabric roses [Music] I'm fine before it cut me some strips I should fill up the flower pot alright so the flower pot is full of love and warmth and for fertility or something I don't care I'm cutting the rest of this table runner into strips that are gonna be our sock as the holidays are coming up so these are great gifts for people you love just kidding if you love them please don't get them any of this I don't care if you have no money this is they'd rather have a hug than this garbage okay also the people in five minute crops literally their hands did not look like mine Oh oh my god haha haha haha bug flew in my ear and I went to go slam it and I slammed my earring and now it hurts I swear to god I want all mosquitoes off the planet 2020 whatever presidential nominee can guarantee that you have my vote honestly out of how much can anger and frustration that roses can stunt gotta stay move in to keep the skeeters away honestly another stunning chunky fat food rose the best part is at the end of this they spray-painted this whole concrete clunk gold so I'm not gonna do that because it already looks bad enough doesn't need to look like it belongs in Trump's bathroom you too boy anybody else did I not get invited to the leaf blower party I mean really I'm gonna just start in screening at this point this is the day I lose it adios [ __ ] oh my god I hate fish happy Valentine's Day baby guys it's time to the final rose if you could even hear that over the leaf blower convention and that's happening apparently in my neighborhood are you decided for the bachelor oh I'm so excited for the bachelor no I'm excited then lay down and smoke a fat one after this and voila happy Mother's Day oh my god my knees hurt so bad alright well I was gonna do a fourth and a fifth but I really feel like I've put in my time I've put in my work and I want to see what this alone creates before I dive into any more concrete adventures so when these dry I'll show you guys and we'll see if they work and see if they make my house more beautiful and if I'll grow a third who knows need to go inside we all need to go inside we all need mental health after that that's time welcome back to five days later crops that's right it's been five days later so I'm sitting here with my beautiful new house decor and I don't know if this is dry or not but it's gonna be dry because I have to upload this video so first we have this beautiful spiderweb lace concrete bowl and honestly it looks like a coral reef Oh cute yes to the bowl Oh concrete's falling all over oh it's like a cher wig yeah no no it's great it's not really Rihanna like jewel crown thing like we're like Kim Kardashian like wet look I don't know you're Mecca I've seen wet look you remember what I'm talking about when she was like wet I think that's just her sex tape right yeah I guess this worked wait what do we what do you even put in an ashtray it's a cotton honestly holds up pretty well now time to see if my lovely bouquet of flowers worked well and they match yeah no it all matches because it's all made of concrete so the fun thing about this is that the hole in the bottom the concrete bled through so I don't know how to get this flower pot off oh you're supposed to take the flower pot off yeah it's about touch yes yes it's supposed to make the shape of a flower pot but not be a flower pot why five minute crafts god I don't think any video ever ends normally Oh making power fish moves bebe Rexha would be so proud what if the best part is like in the 5-minute house for dinner I always are like and the person thing I [Music] mean yeah I'm not really gonna do this this is here's I like it I want to smash this okay and finally we have the one that I have the highest hope for is the what was once gonna be a leaf bowl but then got turned into a fabric bowl because I couldn't find leaves big enough so I'm gonna take this bowl of water out oh my god oh my god oh my god [Music] yeah so the rag is stuck pitifully [Music] okay honestly this is pretty cool oh oh my god oh my god the bottom of this had a logo - this is dishwasher safe recyclable oh my god this looks like the moon honestly though that is sick your life stomach oh here let me get something that makes no sense to be in this bowl out I'm not gonna lie for the amount that I'm sweating I'm the amount of effort that I put in to this cement curry was not worth it oh my god everything is covered in dust well that's been sec I hope you all enjoyed this video I need to go higher like the SWAT team of cleaning crews thanks five minutes crops [Music]

Channel: Chris Klemens

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Id: D5MJp7_LTkE

Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 17 2019