30 BEST Impressions That Sound EXACTLY Like The Original!

hello there welcome to America's Got Talent thank you so much thank you I'm so excited to be here representing New York Yankees and what is your name my name is Marissa bedos I'm 23 years old and I'm a student right now at the Curtis Institute of music I'm an opera singer well I'm ready if you guys are already uh-huh so Heidi I would like to play a game this die has six of some of my most favorite Impressions that I do on it okay I'm going to begin singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow okay as me and then I'm going to ask you to give me a name okay okay here I go somewhere Over the Rainbow [Music] there's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby Ariana Grande [Music] oh [Applause] those guys your grandma [Applause] [Music] really do come true Stevie Nicks someday I wish upon a star and wake up [Applause] [Music] that's where you'll find me [Applause] [Music] Theory birds fly over the rainbow why then a why can't I so what's your name my name is Andrew Lancaster all right where you from Andrew I'm from Lancashire and what do you do I do Impressions what's your full-time job Andrew I've done a vast array of jobs like what I've worked in a Biscuit Factory tell me why you've entered the show and what the what the dream is please well I suppose the dream would be to have a my own impression sketch show one day it's a big dream it's a big dream that's what it's all about I do okay we'll look best of luck thank you very much thank you [Music] ladies and gentlemen of the United Kingdom I Donald J Trump proposed some changes to the way you're doing things in your beautiful country number one your children your greatest natural resource I propose Professor Brian Cox educate each and every last one of them I think it's going to go something like this Twinkle Twinkle Little Star how I wonder what you are well actually we do know what you are I think it's absolutely wonderful number two I believe that your National Health Service is a beautiful thing it should be in charge by my good friend Nigel farage he's going to do a great job isn't it you know as soon as somebody says my name everybody goes bonkers you know I think it's quite funny I've got another job and finally number three is it number three I don't know I don't know it doesn't matter number three folks your housing you got to get that sorted out folks I know just the man for the job is Russell Brand ladies and gentlemen Russell do your thing no seriously right yeah I think the most important thing is uh no no no you're not what I'm gonna say yet the most important thing I think for this country at the moment is to get everybody in a nice little ass you know because where else we're gonna live you know I can't live in a street can you that's a real wedding gonna happen you know not like me though I live in a nice big house I love you those are my ideas to reform in your beautiful country if you don't like them you're fake news good night God bless you and God bless America well done oh yeah hello welcome thank you tell me your name uh I'm Gabriel Brown and I'm Nate Brown tell me about yourself we're both Navy veterans and uh thank you for your service and we're um we're also autistic so socializing is difficult and this is kind of terrifying really my brother's more extroverted so I let him do the talking most of the time high functioning eye figure means that we're good at pretending that we're normal that word I don't either because I've never met a normal person either I don't know what normal and what is the hope that we can be a voice for and inspire people like us that's amazing good luck thank you very very much thank you yeah so that's these cards if I could bring them down to you would that be okay thank you that's how Nathaniel communicates [Applause] to see you guys up close okay um these are character cards and these are um song cards and yes if you could please select one of each oh I know which one I'm keeping and then please place them on these easels that we made in my garage one yellow and one blue thank you you put it here so you guys know there's actually 576 possible iterations so this is a little nerve-wracking because we have no idea what's gonna happen I mean look at him of course yeah Tiny Dancer Kermit the Frog [Music] [Applause] [Applause] s [Music] had a busy day today [Music] photographs and Donald Duck look at this Photograph every time it makes me laugh [Music] s [Music] [Applause] [Music] surely [Music] [Applause] [Music] sail across you think we see the lights are faded where Heaven Was overrated tell me did you fall for a shooting star [Applause] s [Applause] someone you loved Simon Cowell another day bleeds into Nightfall oh [Applause] [Music] Cruise yes Bobby you will be found then flat oh that's perfect [Music] the doctor was crashing through when you need a friend to carry you 'll be broken on the ground [Music] so let the sun rise again [Music] [Applause] thank you wow that was amazing I'll start with you Heidi I love that I mean you gave it your all and you got everything so spot on you were so good thank you so much Simon has anyone ever done your voice this good ever before no actually no yeah that was incredible that was frighteningly closer genuinely I love your personalities as well Sophia I mean I love that you guys are brother because I can feel the love between you two and the performers was just spectacular fun it was on point the choices that we had were so funny I mean the people are loving you guys they checked so many different boxes you're a very good singer and you meet good musicians you're uh very skilled impressionist I will give you your first yes three three four yeses [Applause] [Applause] oh my God I can't believe it hello what's your name Melissa via Senor and what do you do for a living well I work at a retail store and you happy about that not really no and what do you want to do for a living comedy I want to be a comedian and impressionist well good luck let's see what you got all right here we go this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I award-winning actress Natalie Portman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey y'all it's Molly Cyrus what's up what Dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account [Applause] okay so the celebrity I really hate right now is Christina Aguilera yeah because she totally messed up the Star Spangled Banner am I right all right oh say hey can you see hello Hi how are you welcome to America's Got Talent what's your name I'm Vincent Marcus and what do you do for a living I do social media social media yeah so what are you doing tonight for us I'm doing uh Impressions wait have you done it in front of an audience in front of a live audience never okay well best of luck young man all right cool first time doing this in front of my audience yo we're gonna do a little nursery rhyme rap with a couple rappers you might know here we go [Music] the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout down came the rain and watched the spider mouth the hot out came the Sun and dried up all the rain the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again [Applause] okay heavy cake baker's man bake me a cake Yelp as fast as you can we got the loaded up rolled it up and Mark it with the feet gonna put it in the oven for that d o double g Fair [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] a mouse went up the clock yeah 12 on the mouse went down I said a hickory dickory dock yeah Humpty Dumpty sitting on a great ball get it Humpty Dumpty system all the king Smith they couldn't put the Humpty Dumpty up back together again that's it I'm done at your assignment what you think of the rhyming dog I'm out Sage is yours very good luck there were a lot of animals who brought such a charm but instead of a sheep a cow a horse a hen there were animals there that often escaped their pen such a dangerous dog if he entered the bite [Applause] is that actually part of her a terrifying T-Rex to eat your own sight [Laughter] that's it no she's not doing that and the treacherous tiger breaks ear drums and it rules Frozen and the crazy cougar that rips you open with pride and the delightful girl from that tells them all there you hide [Music] [Applause] [Music] so that was Jessica's Farm where the animals do intend to cause you harm so next time you visit please call ahead or you can wind up injured or even like hold on Jess well done Jessica can we hear the dolphin one more time I love this that is brilliant hello hello how are you uh I'm nervous but I'm happy to be here oh good what's your name my name's Craig Bull and how old are you Craig I'm 24. what's brought you to Britain's Got Talent um I've had people tell me I should come on and I thought maybe finally I should just do it for myself um because I don't usually believe myself but I feel like I do for once okay take it away yeah [Applause] we clawed we chained our hearts in vain we jumped but never asking why oh he kissed I fell under your spell a love that no one could deny [Music] don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you [Music] [Applause] all I wanted was to break your rules out here wherever it was [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I can't live away [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] thank you this is what the freak what a brilliantly original way to do Impressions it is fun and I love that so many of those were ones you you never see people doing pressions of really really brilliant Art thank you it was so funny and like David's original and I didn't expect that well done great when it first started because I didn't think you actually did sound like Morgan Freeman I thought you were singing some tribute him or something and then I realized what was going on it was current it was clever I think we may have discovered a big Stone thank you so much Simon it's one million percent yes thank you so much it's a yes for me [Applause] [Applause] oh it is such an incredible honor to be back on AGT all-stars so thank you thank you I'm I'm so excited so Winston I know everybody is curious and I am too what what are you planning on doing for us I'm gonna sing the prayers Andrea Bocelli in Italian no I don't know any songs in Italian I do what why didn't get to practice let us know Kaylee and Silent practice before the show oh by the way sign then you need to cut your fingernails buddy [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] I would love to one day share the stage with Elton John well Winston America's Got Talent is where prayers are answered ladies and gentlemen Elton John wait a second wait stop the music what what's wrong Elton let's do this right where's my million dollar piano [Applause] [Music] oh my goodness [Music] [Music] okay thank you hey Elton let's do a duet okay I'll do the duolito version I got a better idea how about I just do a little version and you sing the Elton John version Winston that's brilliant sing it okay [Applause] I'm a Rocket Man everyone clap along and I think it's gonna be a long long time sing it listen don't mind if I do and I think it's gonna be a long long time and I think it's gonna be alone foreign [Music] [Applause] AGT it is not a fluke that you are one of the number one shows ever in Las Vegas and the fact that you decided to come here and recompete on AGT All-Stars is a dream come true for me everybody watching at home everybody in this room so thank you so much Terry you are a gym thank you [Applause] I mean you are a legend you are the OG of ventriloquist you are amazing it was an honor to have you here thank you Terry I'm gonna let you into a little secret which is when we decided to make All-Stars we had one condition we're only gonna do it if you compete it seriously wow because we just thought you're gonna say we've got the best of the best then you've got to get the best of the best and I have so much respect for you and so much gratitude as a super fan I would be voting you through to the final right now and that was obviously brilliant thank you thank you happy [Applause] birthday I hope the super fans me too Terry you are the best at your crime and it's it's a Marvel to see thank you so much for being here [Music] [Applause] hello are you yeah how are you not bad yeah good songs who do we have here my name's Duane is Ashford and the group's called Simon Hart who's Simon where's Simon Simon because my surname Simon and heart because the music comes from the heart you said he would like it his name was hot it's so confusing do you have a day job boys I work in children's arms and I'm a security guard what's the big dream for you guys obviously there were nuts that can you know be performed all around the world for years to come all right the stage is yours Arnold what classic Model are you again I am a t101 [Music] Simon Cowell I calculate the 83 probability you will produce through to the next round Jason stop being a crank all right who you call it a clunk Jason Statham there's only one problem with Britain's Got Talent judges you never understand much about what's being said it's just judging but you Bruno Tonioli if you don't put his fuel to the next round I'll come back looking for you Optimus let's roll out I am Optimus Prime and I am here to entertain Alicia put us through or roll out what's going on I don't know I don't even know what to do what they're called what they're called life is one but Potter and they're still young [Applause] beautiful son what about the long run she was there for my incarceros and I wanna show the news and my appreciation command is my angel you're my darling [Applause] Somebody explain what the hell is going on [Music] spitting bars at the same time wow Simon what the hell is wrong with you who's the golden buzzer now [Music] who's that last one where you're just doing that dance that was a silk green did well didn't he this actually was like a little bit of this and a little bit of that and we'll throw a bit of that in yeah I bloody loved it but I would die of King Charles bit of British culture all right then let's take a vote oh he said yes I'm saying yes you're gonna put them through football Simon what did you think it was hit and very big Miss however personality is a big part of this show I like both of you yes yes foreign [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] I am actually a sales representative for a few radio stations in Mid-Ohio so what you're going to be doing for us today I am going to be singing for you okay can I ask you have you been performing a lot this is actually my first time in front of an audience shut up so this is a big deal so just take in and you know what don't think about it don't think about it just do it got it go I hope it was good foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] talk to me baby [Applause] Sweet Sweet Craving whoa let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy yay the ocean walk for me baby Naomi what what let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy [Music] laughs talk to me girl talk to me baby [Applause] by the ocean oh my God [Applause] nice to meet you hello come on hi hello sorry a bit nervous who are you I'm Phil W green I'm 21 and I'm going to be doing comedy impressions [Applause] Butler do you do this full time uh no I don't know what do you do I work at body shop at the moment as a customer consultant I bet your dream is to be a big interest I'd love to be on stage Philip did you bring anyone with you uh yeah my friend Christy does she work at Body Shop she did but she's recently left why because she found a better job sorry where um she now works um at Barrett's so he's good after all of this okay well look Philip you've got roughly two minutes let's do it okay [Applause] today we're going to be Health working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats Tim Fowler's sofa isn't there a dog part would be power wouldn't she oh it's so nice to be here I mean we sure and to discuss is absolutely fantastic you know what I'm gonna meet her hello oh thanks for having me inside the rain oh I'm so nervous jungle recently oh my God I mean I saw this once and then I saw even more ones and I was like well and then I charge my meatballs foreign oh my goodness have you seen the bacteria in here it is awful Isn't that right Kim oh my love dance it's me Luis Spence dancing [Applause] I like him I like him [Music] the important thing about your act was that you are just laughing before you even did anything thanks Amanda David [Applause] you're like a Butch version of me you very very funny guy I'd like to see some more of you in the act as well because you are hysterically funny as you as well are you sure your tit to Stacy Solomon I wish I was seen her from a distance and I was like I think you're really funny lovable you need no no I'm just really nervous sorry Simon it was like the world record for how many impersonations you can do in two minutes I found it difficult to keep up with some of them the ones that worked were great [Applause] but you are a naturally funny guy thanks slightly bonkers I like that I'm gonna take a boat [Music] gonna say yes [Applause] it's a yes from me [Applause] Simon uh and we have actually had some good Impressionists on the show this year uh so you have got some competition [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you so much [Applause] [Music] fun it might be quite fun to have two Impressionists in the final in an impressional so your first time out on stage doing this how did this feel cheers hello and who and who are you uh I'm Jess Robinson I am 33 I'm from North London and what do you do as a day job so I'm trying to be a full-time performer but during the week I work with kids that have special needs great tell me why he decides to enter Britain's Got Talent it's uh for a few years now but I've always chickened out um but but quite a lot has changed for me in the last year so what's happened oh fun things like moving house getting divorced you know good things what's the ACT you're going to do today going to be doing some impressions [Music] okay well well good pets deep breath deep breath oh hope nerves don't get the better off is good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] it's called stop marry killed you have to choose between me Catherine Jenkins no [Applause] wow fake fake fake police wouldn't recognize [Music] [Applause] all right look at that what is there not to love about you that was fantastic really witty ax we all loved you yeah we did Alicia Jess this is one of the rare moments where we sit back relax and enjoy the show that was a stunning audition well done honestly Jess that was amazing though I have to tell you Jess it is so hard to do what you've just done the way that you combine the songs was great you've conquered the nurse gone through the divorce David I'm gonna say yes I'm gonna say yes thank you it's a yes for me okay Jess you know where this is going get ready it's four yeses [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] stuck with the stuck with the fake booze okay excuse me can I have your first name you need to ask who do I look like we are going to make America's Got Talent great again it's going to be huge do you think you can win this competition I know I can win it I know I can win it hold on can I just finish I am here on a mission of love it's true this better be good or they're gonna build a wall around you and this audience is going to pay for it so go for it good luck hit it players [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wait there's more there's more [Applause] [Music] [Music] well it's Saturday [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and I think in these times this is the kind of performance we need and you know what you won this audience over you're gonna be huge thank you Howie Heidi she's not about liking Donald Trump or not liking Donald Trump this has America's Got Talent and you are talented and like Donald [Music] for me it was not enough good singing and oh no can I just say one thing Mel many people are actually saying I am the best singer in the history of the universe thank you I mean I for me I think what you're missing the point on Mel is that this is something trust me we're all going to remember I'm with Howie this is exactly the kind of originality an app we're looking for on this show [Applause] man thank you [Applause] hello what's your name Maria Smithson who are you here with today uh with my daughter and my friend oh okay are you confident Maria because you look a little bit shaky to me I am a bit shaky yeah what is it that you're gonna do for us comedy Impressions oh God can you do this in front of your colleagues in the hospital just a few they were they couldn't believe it right in a good way in a good way of hard work we'll find out okay brilliant when you're ready good luck thank you which is not going to be good it's not going to be it I think she might surprise us oh that's brilliant sir [Music] a whole bunch of celebrities playing for prize money tonight post BBC cuts of 23 pounds 50. but who will be the winner as one by one diverted off as the weakest link let's meet the contestants [Applause] [Music] why does everything in your life have to be so dramatic I don't think the veins in my nickel take much more what's up what about your Tracy if anybody's had a dramatic life it's been our gear and my neck is perfectly fine my entire face has dropped but my next final I've been many things in my career politicians I've been a writer and I've danced on Strictly with Anton [Music] but quite frankly being the weakest link has simply not really Style very good [Applause] so there we have our contestants join us again [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Alicia are totally unexpected you just transformed I'd love to see you do some more that was very good well done [Applause] [Music] just a lovely surprise I wasn't expecting you to be as good as you were you had confidence when you were being all those other people and standing there now I can see you're so terribly shy I think your daughter should be really proud of you I thought you did really well [Applause] yeah it was really funny and you've put obviously a lot of work into getting the impression exactly right you know I think you're a real warm performer because you're actually shy as yourself and you like being other people yes and and so actually I love the transformation [Applause] [Music] problem you've got Maria is you've got a confidence issue that confidence issue's got to disappear right now because you're really really talented Maria but for this to work you've got to walk out onto a stage with absolute 10 out of 10 confidence because the minute an audience feels nervous it doesn't work so the question is whether you've got that determination going forward you can handle this pressure yeah let's let's have a vote Alicia I'd love to see you again so it's a yes for me it's a yes from me Maria well done [Applause] I loved it yes Simon [Applause] [Music] kind of out to be honest with you very much body language when you walked on to me was a little bit defeatist [Applause] I've got a good feeling about you I'm going to say yes congratulations [Applause] well done I did my own confidence sir it was quite winning but she was shy she could really do the impressions are they going to take on board what time was said about the confidence yeah give me one piece for you well done great work four yeses see you next time see you next time [Music] thank you [Applause] hey hi there how you all doing well we know you good to see you let's start with your name I'm Michael Winslow Michael Winslow obviously you know we all know you from the police academy movies was there like seven or something there are seven and space piles at Mel Brooks oh you just died tell me I want to hear the whole story this is fantastic thank you I'm a voice to Mentalist that's what I do when I was growing up I didn't have a lot of friends I was Air Force brat we every two or three years we had to move so that meant I had to make up my own friends hey my own movies my own soundtrack my own soundscape I just paint my own soundscape said Michael would assassin with all the hit movies you've had tell me why you've decided to come on America's Got Talent well my son Britain said this is America's Got Talent you can come out here and be anything you want instead of being forced to be something you don't right so this is the show you come to be yourself yeah so the time that I have I'm gonna share it with you yeah tell you how thrilled I am that you're here best of luck thank you foreign how did I get into this how do I make noises I don't know I grew up making noises I can't stop it man when I was growing up I lived next to an active Runway my father was in the Air Force so that meant every few seconds that was me my mom wasn't prepared for that why is the six-month-old baby making noises now later on in life I learned that these sounds can get you in trouble give an example on an aircraft this is what I did not allowed to do this don't do that on the plane man if you go They're Gonna think it's real I did that [Music] foreign [Music] my mom and dad gave me my first radio yeah best part about the radio you know any part of the song doesn't matter where it is you know that song problems rock and roll [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hahaha Michael so as I just said I've been doing this for 20 years and during lockdown obviously all the work stopped and I wanted to learn a new trade so I've been working on ventriloquism and I think I've mastered it so I'd like to try it out here for you tonight so here we go this is granddaughter ever said hello grandad you're gonna sell all back no why hey you are oh he says because we're not two meters apart uh he would prefer it if I would wear my mask is that is that better yeah that's much better [Applause] that's all I do with that but I'll probably give you the wrong impression I want you to leave with the right impression so I'm going to attempt it for you now 20 impressions in 60 seconds which very hard to do so whoever they sound like that's who it is so can we have 60 seconds on the clock please [Music] I should still be president of the United States right there [Music] hey homie where are you hey hey hahaha [Laughter] absolutely bad [Applause] another event [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] cracking things coming party here we have finished the good future oh well done well done genuinely this is the best night of my life I just take that would say this is the greatest day of my life let's do it starting off with Gary Barlow hey [Laughter] this could be [Music] [Applause] the greatest we will die from this day [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what I'd like to do is I'd like to share with you some of my favorite movie moments here we go welcome to Jurassic Park [Music] Good morning Vietnam [Applause] reach scunt come on Mori it's time to go back to the future to infinity and beyond and the 24th for the half century that's me wait they're Gremlins don't get them wet hello [Applause] [Music] say hello to my little friend Follow The Yellow Brick Road Follow The Yellow Brick Road Follow the yellow brick road I don't have any courage or a brain or a heart [Music] a Batman and tired of these monkey five snakes in this Monday to Friday plays my precious you shall not pass [Music] what that was amazing that was fun it's like going to the movies right first of all you know I'm a huge fan and you made me even a bigger fan because you know you did me right I'm gizmo from Gremlin so yeah that's me and you did me perfectly um my name is Bobby I'm Bobby too [Applause] I loved it it was like an in memoriam you know the sequence that they show when people have died at the Oscars but upbeat and at lightning speed it was just brilliant me I was in there no you're this takes me back to the beginning of America's Got Talent this act which was genuinely believing there were people out there like you who had this great talent but where do you showcase your talent to the whole of America and I do think you deserve this opportunity to be at the Dolby Theater [Applause] new act I went oh no that is a big risk and then you nailed it completely that risk was worth it thank you it was thank you so much thank you welcome to Britain's Got Talent thank you what's your name Francine Lewis Francine Lewis and do you have a day job Francine well I'm a mom of mum of two so I do my Impressions to entertain everyone when I can it's Impressions that you do yes oh my God oh my God I've like so nervous I'm so excited it's laughing or The X Factor all over again how does love being a celebrity well my agent said I was doing an adult for Iceland I rushed out to get a wooly hat holy coat and a passport hey I love AC I work in Essex I live in Essex it's all about Asics hey I can spell Essex okay oh wow there's only one pricey as you'll know my private life you'll know I've just got married again [Laughter] I recognized you all the church the honeymoon and the divorce lawyer hi Ali Willoughby and your face [Applause] send everything on ITV why surprise because tonight Simon Cowell I reunite you with the gorgeous Cheryl Cole hey welcome to early or Alexa oh my God even to see you semen my friend and me [Applause] I don't cry because I'm gonna my eyelashes will fall off wow oh that was so lovely that was incredible brilliant Impressions brilliant choices of people all none of which I've seen before amazing to be funny and beautiful I thought it was just me but you are too [Applause] I love you whatever happens in this competition you are amazing at what you do I'm speechless thank you brilliant she started doing status online you didn't even have to speak he was just the first noise I knew who it was I know I love you most of all I really admire about you is how you're not trying to sneak back into the door of Show Business you've just stood on a stage of a show with millions of people watching you're just willing to give it a go to get back out there and I'm backing you all the way because it was amazing yeah Simon those Impressions were fantastic normally I don't know who half these people are they were current funny the dialogue was good and you look amazing and you put everything together I really do think we are looking at a future Style [Applause] we've got a vote first of all David yes or no it's a yes [Applause] so yes yes for me you've got four yeses for eign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'll be home soon I'll give you a big hug I'm going to impersonate the Bee Gees take seconds to make up God what's up [Music] oh my whoa my [Applause] woman hit me [Applause] [Music] yeah yeah what's that I have to confess when I sing in the falsetto I feel like I have lost my testicles [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] I'm sorry for for I don't look like Elvis because it's genetically impossible foreign [Music] [Applause] this will be good [Music] dear judging I'd like to thank you for helping your organize this meeting we have Associates of different families from England Scotland Ireland thank you so much [Music] [Applause] iron okay so you are uh as Alfie Joey I'm Cal Albert and together we are the mimic men and how did you meet he does lots of Impressions I did some and he said do you want to do you want to put them together and see what the Dynamics like why not and it's working so far on a small scale we'll see best of luck thank you very much so we're about to do our A to Z of impression so first of all A is for Alan Carr camp but concise B is for Brucie nice to see you to see you C is for Connolly when swept the big Yin D is David Attenborough spying on creature King hey your bank Kevin Bridges get my gist just for Gangster like Joe Pesci or his buddy De Niro are you talking to me are you talking to me yeah I like this you know it's great you know I sir Ian McKellen thou shalts not pass Jay Jonathan Ross will remembered for their whistle brand fast Okay Kevin Spacey an actor who looks tired L Lord sugar now I don't care cause you're five um Andy Murray I've just lost to Federer a famous eastender oh it's for Obama squally have you had an accident Q is for Qi with I says Stephen of fry all right Rob brydon asking would I lie signs s is for like Shaggy and his old buddy Scooby-Doo see Chris Tyrrell said he's got a funny laugh too you is which is the amount it's James you get a pause in an acts which ambition hahaha V is for violence [Applause] W is for Walter White and Jesse yo yo Mr White we've got to cook it's it's x-rated Gordon Ramsay I couldn't give up [Applause] it's for Yoda a very good so he is that is for Ziggy Stardust what a lost to Showbiz we're the mimic man thank you very much [Applause] what would you do with the million dollars if you won the entire series of America's Got Talent um I donated to hospitals wow you could be the nicest contestant we've ever had Lily you're adorable good luck [Applause] have you got the giggles dolphin [Music] turkey horse [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's great dog this is a you Simon dog blah my dad [Applause] brilliant now my rooster [Laughter] thank you that was fantastic Lily thank you Howie what did you think you ever do it at the back of the clock yeah and and there's a teacher to go who brought a goat does that ever happen yeah I love you thank you you are such a sweet girl and so likable thank you well done well done well done Heidi I thought it was a lot of fun my favorite probably was the horse be great amazing Lily I think America is gonna absolutely fall in love with you I do you're so much fun and look this show is all about fun it's all about originality uh I'm not sure whether this is going to win so we're gonna have to step up the act a little bit Lily um but I I'm really happy that you auditioned I'm going to kick this off with a yes I give you a yes as well thank you well I'm giving you your third yeah I am giving you your fourth yes [Applause] [Music] she is so sweet that was amazing you're gonna go celebrate with Mama we're gonna order a pizza and cook on Hotel Beds I took that with my mama before yeah yeah hi Dad come on well this is the best job can be [Music] [Applause] good how are you I'm very good how are you Simon I'm great thank you and what's your name my name is Danny Post Hill I'm a comedy impressionist I do that full-time I do yeah I do the comedy clubs and after dinners and anywhere else what is the club circuit like now is it good the money's not brilliant you've got to do a lot of gigs to making money up you know Daniel well good luck thank you very much Simon I was talking to a very good friend I mean very funny game all right all the way from Liverpool you know Mr John Bishop I've just been doing a celebrity episode of come down with me [Applause] and I was on there where Gary Barlow and I was on there with David Beckham I'll tell you what David you know what you are an absolutely fantastic phenomenal footballer you know but there is a question of being meaning to ask you now for a long long time thank you which is because you got such a funny voice have you ever thought about being a stand-up comedian oh you know people have often sent me enough about our stand-up comedy and uh I've often thought of myself if I speed my voice up a little bit more eventually I will turn into Michael McIntyre yes ladies and gentlemen what I like about Michael is he's very middle class I love middle class people close people tend to do this thing where they say a bad word in front of a good word to make the good words sound even better than what it looks remember yeah okay Michael would say something like yes it was terribly exciting yes it wasn't just exciting it was terribly exciting terribly in front of exciting to make exciting sound even more exciting and I can see you all now looking at me now you're all looking at me thinking I can't believe it I can't believe it it's Michael McIntyre's face with Harry Hill's head it's a nightmare thank you very much a good night cheers thank you [Applause] who are you looking at over there that's uh my partners back there those my uh my wife and I have been together for 15 years and uh we met and uh and fell in love with our partner Claire four years ago and we've been living together ever since uh we're polyamorous I want to give you the golden buzzer right now hahaha okay and what's the dream Justin how did you even have time for more [Laughter] my wife met me at a comedy show 15 years ago I told her what the dream was then which is to be a resident comic in Las Vegas good for you wow I know this means a lot to you good luck thank you well I told you I'd do a whole bunch of Impressions I do over 200 Impressions but I got to keep them all in there I can teach you how to do any of the voices I do professionally I can teach you how to do Mark Wahlberg here's how you do it take a Boston accent park your car in the Harvard Yard elongate the vowels then spin yourself around in a circle until you're about ready to vomit and imagine Sofia Vergara asked you where to park your car say hi to hide from Sam that's how you do it I can teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there judges uh I have some voices for you [Laughter] take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges enjoy them that did sound like okay here's how to do Seth Rogen's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laugh now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of cookie [Laughter] [Applause] you see John I just lay down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that if you do Harrison Ford's voice [Applause] stick a ride on my plane and make that guy an Irish ship captain you've got Liam Neeson I don't know where we are doing I just hope I don't get taken that's my time thank you okay Howie what do you think we have a lot of Impressionists on the show and sometimes where I lack the two places I lack with Impressionists is number one not knowing who they're doing and number two not having material and and I think that you check both those boxes I thought it was really unique in showing us how you arrive at that that was really funny and really interesting and I haven't seen that done before we love you thank you you just blew it out of the water and I love everything about you you are a star already in the making definitely original very original Sophia um it was fun it was entertaining it was not just doing voices it was you created your own little story and I really enjoyed it I think you have a great future okay I agree with everything everyone said and I think your story Justin is kind of like sort of what this show is all about you know from somebody who is unbelievably talented for whatever reason hasn't had the prey but then has an opportunity like this you know to reach a wider audience [Applause] yes okay uh you've got six yeses how old are you I'm the Vintage one I'm a little old howdy 39 okay and you are I'm 33 yeah 33 and I'm 30. okay and um what's been your inspiration well I always just wanted to be in a boy band and I can never be in a boy band so I found these guys and made a boy band of our own okay and tell me what I mean you must talk about this a lot so what is the big dream where do you see yourself in five years time to be here is like the Crux of everything that we've worked for I mean honestly getting something like a golden buzzer tonight would mean so much to us it'd be so cool to see our names in lights in like a residency in Vegas like I could just see us being there walking down the strip and just walking into our theater they want to play bigger venues and stadiums and we want to do it all okay and do you think Zoomer you believe that you can win the show yeah 100 Simon Cowell's out there did you hear his voice out there oh my God and what are you gonna say we're gonna sing a mashup of Larger than Life and Tearing Up My Heart by Backstreet Boys and in sync of course okay good luck thank you thank you [Applause] thank you all you people can't you see can't you see every time we're down you can make it right [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's why we can't be lovers things [Music] let me hear your script they hung in there they hung in there was that serious that was our party yes okay Heidi I mean I was so rooting for you guys when he came in here I love your energy I love you guys all bought the same shoes you bedazzled your jackets and then didn't sound so great and I wanted it to sound great for you guys but it didn't really I'm sorry Sophia yes unfortunately it was like a little bit like forced so that was like a big problem but I didn't wanted to give you an X or anything they they're too drastic it wasn't that hard thank you so much I would just stop right now honestly there it's just no without being rude it was everything without being rude look it's hard enough when you're good when you're terrible it's just I'm saying this to be kind right I would just give it up no let's vote okay Howie no Heidi I really like you guys but it's a no I'm sorry sit here I don't think you guys should stop because if that makes you happy thank you keep doing it for yourself but not for ADT in other words not in front of other people no for no for friends and friends and family I wouldn't even do it for my friends okay thank you for coming guys no thank you thank you guys have a great day guys [Music] dear 25 8 48 a.m and the new celebrity housemates have arrived by Big Brother Carl ah there's somebody mentioned car oh yeah oh hello Simon or can I call you Daddy 49 a.m the housemates are having donuts for breakfast Donuts mmm is there anything they can't do hmm March oh Homer what are you talking about you talking about Donuts again homie homie homie we'll be back after the break I've had an accident [Applause] 9 49 a.m time to find out if he's got the X Factor you look like a pop star you sound like a pop star I couldn't get through Sean we need to find out the thoughts up one final judge Simon [Applause] very good amazing [Applause] okay let me stop you there thank you so very nice to be here uh very cold today a few days ago I left the house it was raining and um I had my umbrella this man had left the house without his so improvised put a supermarket carrier bag on his head to repel the rain I couldn't resist it as I walked past them unexpected item in bagging area now my Heritage is Italian I speak Italian I used to watch Italian television when I was a kid to learn and my favorite show was The Simpsons but in Italy every character sounded identical so you had Homer here no no it's three three no no I wish I had one right now at home in Italy um you had much over here Bart leave Lisa alone and go upstairs oh that's good [Applause] [Laughter] okay now I love British Regional accents I love foreign languages so I started learning foreign languages in British Regional accents so I hope you enjoy these I started learning German with a West country accent all right good and targ Ed boy now Mr Fano Paolini stand up comedian and voice over a kunster Spanish with a glasswidge and twists [Laughter] Italian but with an Northern Irish accent Chinese with a Geordie accent me how um French with a brummy accent hahaha [Applause] JIS Williams stand-up comedian is because [Applause] they're all up oh my God Almighty I can't tell you Stephanie you started off so badly and I'm thinking whoa this is not gonna go well and then it just completely switched round uh to a brilliant brilliant audition oh thank you David what did you think you are Absolute Comedy girls I'm like what's brilliant is use the fact you're Italian and the fact you can do amazing voices those two things together um and it was absolutely hilarious thank you David Thank you Lisa what did you think you know for me at the beginning I was a little bit nervous because the jokes fell a little bit under par and I was feeling the audience reaction and they weren't going crazy but it just got better and better and better and to the point I was ugly laughing okay great thank you cheers the best thing you are unique and it was fantastic you're bloody brilliant and I'm saying yes that's it that's it it's a yes for me that's it thank you it's a yes for me uh you've got four yeses thank you very much thank you [Music] hello Lords ladies Simon cowells let's meet the celebrities hit it this will be good I like Refreshers shot that the office on Martin is set today it's a big taste you've got I said all the better for telling you to shut your bloody God away [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] great coming up Marquis has got some fashion tips for Piers Morgan it's a blue suit or two key accessories gaffer tape for the move and did people the bag for the hit good morning listen I am the JC darling no but you near me is an essay special experience Vibe so yolk get your jcsas the day for baby Angela I'm Kathy also welcome to castie's Vintage paint onto this I'm gonna teach you how to make a cushion out of a cushion all you're going to need is tie-dye a car tire nine hours of your life that you can't get back and join me next week when I shall make my living from being Posh practical and patronizing [Applause] please put salty from to the next round it would be the best performance since I played Olivia kilman in the crown thank you [Music] thank you brilliant that's how you do it great impressions I mean absolutely hilarious oh just so instantly funny the ACT is really well thought out you get straight to a great joke and you're on to the next one and you're very likable too because Impressionists are often a bit weird but you seem lovely um we love it when people do impersonations it was brilliant audition well done all the Impressions were fantastic I mean all of them were just spots on I'm gonna say yes I'm saying yes [Applause] I am going to say yes oh yeses hello hello what's your name I'm Darren tell me do you have a day job I'm a voice over artist actually oh for commercials and things yeah what product would we know your voice from mostly on the radio um I am an I am scared uh your act is going to be this evening tonight I'm going to do a few um celebrity impressions for you I love them okay when you're ready off you go thank you oh I'm so excited ladies and gentlemen it's time to face the view the impressions actually doing the uh The X Factor guy all we have to do is right at the very end roar like a lion Simon Cowell thank you and he'll we can witness a whole plethora of strange and fascinating creatures yes the obligatory wild pack of street dancers and the balding middle-aged car enthusiast IA look at the body on this I love the sexy curves the Exquisite Contours but most importantly the two big airbags so actually to do Jeremy you just have to get a few key points in you have to start low go up like this pause and go back down like this so once you've got your Jeremy it's very easy to slip into God it's all about working it's working it and looking good Hey Hey Big Boy Yes look at me hey well done yes you do thought that you have to jump up and down as if you're absolutely busting for the toilet yes and another guy that also talks in quite a breathable manner who's not Not A Million Miles Away Ladies and Gentlemen to an impression are you doing huh well you he also talks very pointed and staccato is this guy now to do your Declan Donnelly what you have to do is always look like you're on the verge of laughing out loud while sharing a cheeky little in-jork with members of the crew Gary on camera two he gets it no one ever tries to do with me [Applause] who's this it's Declan Donnelly ever decided if if Declan decided to go into politics what you'd have to do is send him to Eaton lower his voice and then you would have um this job now to do your Boris talk at different speeds whilst looking like you've been up all night Downing uh tequila in a bush good night thank you what's your name it's Mike what is your talent I am a comedy impressionist okay how long have you done that um I think I first started doing impressions when I was at school so it's a good few years what was your sort of inspiration for all this uh my dad he used to be um very popular comedy uh comedian singer he used to do the clubland circuit um but it's getting on a bit now we can't do it anymore now he's got Parkinson's so he can't do it anymore so what would it mean to you to him do you think if you were to make it to the Royal Variety Show um I I don't know I don't I'd like to see his reaction I'd like to see if you feel like in a funny way you're sort of carrying his his baton his mantle if you like yeah yeah I'd like to think so it would be good right good luck okay three two one oh Chris Tara welcome back to Homewood City welcome back to World Series contestant for a contestant David Beckham is currently on 100 pounds he's used two lifelines and he's about to use his third Lifeline he's full of friend so David who are we gonna ring uh well it's uh it's a pretty tricky question so I think I'll ring Tony Blair um probably privatist of course um how can I help uh right well the question is who is currently the prime minister is the a Tony Blair B Lionel blur C The Blair Witch Project or day Del Boy Trotter from Only Fools and Horses I didn't think he did my help David I think the answer is pretty much staring you in the face yeah you're right yeah of course it's uh it's D Del Boy [Applause] we sit here through hour after hour of often very mediocre stuff I'll be honest with you which can be quite so destroying and then we just occasionally chat and say wouldn't it be great if some guy just came on stage and blew us away and you just blew us away I really did think you were very good and I think you could give John colshaw a run for his money Mike uh one of the best Impressionists I've ever heard Brothers I thought it was very funny which is tough I've got to tell you my I think your dad would be very proud of you okay here's yes or no yeah Amanda yes [Applause] all right [Applause] you could have mentioned that in the world my father used to do they stomach Club Circuit he's never made it onto television being able to perhaps watch me on television it's just just waiting to see his reaction I'm terrible took the bits real a woman another day of auditions has come to Applause and as the audience heads home it seems that Mike's left a lasting impression on the judges I like it on a show like this when you see normal people who don't do this full-time have put together a decent act and it works I prefer that and I actually find it if I could see him on the rule of writing I genuinely could and I could see him stealing the show funny enough from all the pros [Applause] [Music] my name is Max Oliver [Applause] when I dress up as Lady Gaga I feel beautiful and I just feel like her I feel I'm Lady Gaga not much Oliver my dream is to share my love of music I do think the Royal Variety would be just an amazing thing to do hi Maxie we'll look [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] he's dancing [Applause] we'll be friends [Music] [Applause] [Music] maybe when you first appeared on stage there could be a little bit confusion between you and Lady Gaga then you started singing and then you took your jacket off I've got to tell you the singing Maxi actually got worse as it went along I mean it was just awful awful awful furthermore if we've already got Lady Gaga why do we need you just thinking Simon's in a bad mood because um the audience I'm afraid Simon were with Lady Gaga here she felt like we're on different shows today please Journey when you do um for all the right reasons I'm obviously going to say no [Applause] well for even more Right Reasons I'm gonna say yes this means your fate lies with a man to hold them drum roll I I'm going to say yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you've done it I'm afraid you're through sure rise of dolphin [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh beautiful dude sound of UFO flying [Applause] my Jamaican mother wants me to lose weight but she doesn't know how to tell me she's in New York she comes to La you know how you see your parents you'll become a child again I'm like oh my God mommy she's like Jacqueline a lot of Mercy is fat Jesus what are you eating people foreign I don't like weight loss TV shows if you love that show The Biggest Loser you and I can't be friends eight hours a day seven days a week and oh yeah we're gonna make you wear a small spandex bra and baby panties and where you want to scale them for cattle on national TV wouldn't you lose weight who's losing this cast you want to impress me get a bunch of fatties and lock them at a donut shop and to not go into a diabetic call them up wins that's the show power support how did I get into this how do I make noises I don't know I grew up making noises I can't stop it man when I was growing up I lived next to an active Runway my father was in the Air Force so that meant every few seconds [Applause] that was me my mom wasn't prepared for that why is the six month old baby making noises now later on in life I learned that these sounds can get you in trouble give an example on an aircraft this is what I did not allowed to do this don't do that on a plane man if you go they're gonna think it's real I did that [Music] don't do that this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I award-winning actress Natalie Portman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey all it's Molly Cyrus what's up okay let's dance what Dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account you do jokes I do learn questions I got it I could do jokes I'm sure you could could you do an impression yes yes I could do an impression go ahead do it what do it [Applause] I will do an impression yeah and then you tell me who I'm doing okay all right let me think Kim Kardashian you are tweeting without thinking Donald Trump no it's cheap sheep animals it's a crap shoot crap shoot come on [Applause] all right now listen I have an impression okay I am not a professional that's fine all right tell me who this is ready yeah who's this I did not have sexual relations with that one Elton John [Applause] in what world do you live in Rebecca where some 17 year old dude Ashanti's house party like y'all not gonna believe this I got Pinot Grigio [Applause] has never happened right you don't know a 17 year old that owns a corkscrew that's weird all right not one time in your entire life can you tell me a time where you've seen a 17 year old dude be like um whoa pairs so well with the Doritos Locos Taco it's just something about zinfandel's in a Hot Pocket that is to die for I worked at this grocery store for a lot of hateful years why is it when you hate your job they won't fire you Instagram and now look I worked in the worst department at the grocery store not the meat not produce not the freeze I worked in the steel Department you familiar with the steel Department right self-checkout Lane I got paid to watch people steal all day and people think he's stupid like you know when they're gonna rob you when they're bringing up their stuff they always got to look back up at you they're like poop because when Dude tried to humiliate me like I knew he was gonna Rob us because I'm looking at him me I'm like just steal it he tries to play me in front of the entire store while he's ringing his stuff up he makes the beat noise with his mouth that's right like you gotta act this out go all in raise your pitch at least he's like [Music] I like the produce is not even supposed to make a sound beeping unbeatable stuff when I got advice to come in America's Got Talent Champions it was like all my dreams came true at once I thought he was going to be a singer so I decided to do some research on the judges or the backstage there are five hairdressers free makeup artists a wardrobe Department a whole team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon's new look [Applause] Heidi my mum told me that you are a Victoria's Secret supermodel give me one of your videos but then Dad came home from work and we watched all your videos again [Applause] I got a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how the friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go over the pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what I'm saying so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she was like oh my God you got a motorcycle are you stars are you sorry you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times I'm looking to be alive blessed right yeah she black by the way I was like you know that was Carl flip eight times you alive you are blessed you know and I'm I'm over here thinking who the heck counted right like cars flip one like who's doing it my name is preacher thank you so much I appreciate it I'm kind of Clueless you know but it seems to me kids today are a little bit entitled am I right right okay so my daughter turned 16 and she says mom I want to go to Coachella and I want you to get me a hotel room oh yeah I know I'm like you're 16. listen to yourself a hotel room I mean if you can't find a guy who can afford a van by now [Applause] when I grew up my mom and her friends they partied 24 7. you know they always always brought Flats on field trips okay right so I go in my daughter's first field trip I take my flask right Howie right I'm not gonna get on a bus full of first graders sober not not ever okay taking my flask you know I have a little sip and all the other field trip moms they just go ballistic they're like she's got a flat she's got a Flats you know like I'm some kind of terrorist right I'm like calm down I'm not driving this bus I'll teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there judges uh I have some voices for you [Laughter] take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges I hope you enjoyed it that did sound like Ryan Reynolds okay here's how to do Seth Rogen's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laugh now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of cookie [Laughter] [Applause] this is a crazy job I just lay down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that I have a twin sister and I actually don't talk a lot about being a twin because people ask really stupid twin questions like whenever I say I'm an identical twin without fail someone will go do you guys look alike we are very different personality wise me and my sister I'm very I'm very silly and playful my sister's very dark and sarcastic and she has low self-esteem which is weird because she has my face it's like when someone that looks exactly like you calls you up and goes I feel so ugly you know I'm not from California but I look like I am just another wobbly guy in the sidewalker I made eight bucks walking over here thank you hey can you guys see this bracelet yeah good it's making sure yeah everybody always thinks that this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets like hey does that thing work I'm like oh yeah man I was in a wheelchair last week yeah I'm gonna put it on this arm next week I better take it off soon though you know I don't want to get too better show and then I have to figure out how to be a singing Adventure Quest or whatever let's just say we're not getting a puppet on that thing [Applause] it's got the citizenship yeah until I got my citizenship I never had a road rage if somebody cut me off I'd be like oh so sorry I was driving too slow but today I got the citizenship somebody cut me off I'm like what the heck you can't cut me off this is my land that's when I realized I become true American oh that's great these hilarious because I felt entitled before the citizenship somebody hold the door for me I ran really fast I'm like thank you so much after the citizenship I'm like you hold the door you peasant I got sassy very hard of me growing up he used to call me a huge waste [Laughter] you see both of my parents wanted me to become a lawyer never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain fell madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was pantalones married now oh my wife and I are Polly it's polyester our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants supported father but I want to see her date someone to iron with a crease this guy looked like he'd been donated she asked if he could spend the night I said in my house she'll sleep in separate drawers another problem when you go to a nursing home and you look like me yeah they wouldn't let me out the only reason I'm here tonight is I had to get a night pass from the front desk the first thing I found out when I got old is that young people hate old people is that right did you ever drive behind an old person does this look familiar yes the worst thing I'm experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has gotten awful I'm talking to this woman the other day and she tells me she has a peanut allergy right I misheard the word [Applause] I said what happens she said I start choking and gagging applied to work at the cocoa Foundation when I was in college and they rejected me because I have hearing loss [Applause] they told me they told me I was a liability issue because if the gorilla were to sneak up on me I would not be able to hear it which I can't say with any degree of certainty but probably that seems true um so you guys seem like a nice crowd full of hearing people so I'm just gonna toss this question out to the room um what are y'all going to do different if a gorilla sneaks up on you and it's a lot of fit DM me after the show I'm just desperate to know what home field advantage y'all have uh with your two second Head Start ridiculous nothing nothing the only thing you're going to do different than me is die scared that's it a true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to Tourette's camp yeah that's where the joke should end it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me Twitch more so on the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids [Laughter] it next to me did a shoulder roll and my Tourette's saw that and took that as a challenge and I threw him a head flap the girl next day him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose [Applause] that's my church I can't explain why they're true I just know from experience this is what's gonna happen here's the locker room at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I start to get changed the minute I get all my clothes off 12 guys walk in and this is that is so true it defies statistics sometimes statistics sounds scary but it's not when you look at it from a different angle when I first got married 44 of marriages end in divorce that's a scary number think about that 40 my wife and I are like do we stand a chance think of the other side if 44 of marriages end in divorce you know what that means 56 of marriages end in death death to us part those are the two ways that marriage is in folks if you're married enjoy it now it's end well not for my dad Gerald Kelly is a convenient I love that dude but he's a loser why oh my God I'm seven years old and we have the same job the other day he was like a hunter are you going to work tonight if you going I'm going we have the same job my roommate's actually white and he's like uh this is racist not all white people are serial killers I'm like wow it looks like all serial killers are white here buddy we're on season 14. come on you know what I'm saying Clean Sweep let's go and I feel bad because white people are actually the only people in the world that can be serial killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row you know people want to be serial coolers of course they do they cannot could you imagine a black sea or killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies come on Indians Asians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our families way too nosy what happened to the duct tape it is the bleach I'm calling the cops I'm like come on Mom You Raised Me come on [Applause] 34. I don't look 34. I I don't look any age I just look like I've been through stuff [Laughter] I have to remember time was you saw a fella with a neck tattoo well then you thought oh I'm about to see a dead body now you see a fellow with a neck tattoo all you think is oh this latte is going to be amazing and you got to do things to stay young I do things to stay young I I recently borrowed money from my parents for those who've never borrowed money from your parents the crew will know this the celebrities will not you have to gather your parents together and go hello Mother Father you know how you're supposed to teach me responsibility well you failed and that comes with a hefty fine I just got broken up with it was an open relationship means you can be with anybody you want I didn't know this apparently the girl can also do that read the fine prints and my girl got the first person I made the mistake of asking her this guy's name she told me you ever hear somebody's name and then know immediately that this person is a better lover than you I was like what's his name she's like Alejandro I'm like no [Applause] or or assignment you couldn't do assignment you couldn't do assignment assignment listen listen if you're not laughing right now if you're not laughing right now your name is Eugene all right every Eugene here is like actually I've heard they're pretty vigorous okay yep so I I met this guy and it was relief because his name was Alejandro but his voice was Eugene straight out he comes with her he's like hey man how's it going I'm like much better now I knew I would die I don't even know this dude but I would die for my son the first time I see him the first time I touch him I would die for my son isn't that crazy we do that fellas that's right because we wouldn't do that for our wives what oh I'm feeling the heat from the river hey hang on hang on let me explain ladies hang on hang on first time we see her touch you is usually on the first date no dude in this world is dying for you on the first date now let me make you feel better about the situation if you're on a first date and a dude looks at you and goes I would die for you you better run because that dude's about to kill you but I would die for my wife now 100 it took a couple years but we got there that's right if a car jumped the curb and was headed her way I would push out away and take the hip myself that's how much I love her because we've all dated people we wouldn't die for right that same car jumps the curb you're like I guess it was daytime I guess it was daytime the Lord works in mysterious ways I'm the type we got ladies that will offer you my jacket if it's cold outside I will offer you my jacket um but I'm not a type of guy that uh Once you turn that down then you get cold later today I just found out that I might need glasses uh for reading so I had to make the hard decision you know to stop reading I got colors and shapes down I'm pretty good I got Silhouettes made out I knew I was getting all the way when I started rooting against the kids in scary movies remember how you watched Friday the 13th Halloween teenagers do something stupid or rebellious but you're still wanting to make it you want them to live you like running a bar and he's coming running a bar now I'm like your mom and dad told you not to leave the house [Music] [Music]

Channel: Talent Recap

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Id: qhZ-oq-wMjk

Length: 141min 36sec (8496 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 22 2023