For some reason David is excited.
I love the boots, I love the boots. Thank you. What's your name? My name is Christian Chri-Christian? Yes, please. What do you do as a day job? I work in a centre of London as a waiter. Anywhere we know any nice restaurants? No. Oh I wanna be eh become a superstar to around the world to... sell albums, make records, to have fans Yes. Good luck. Thank you I like Christian. Come on! Spy on me baby, use the satellite Infrared to see me move through the night Aim gonna fire shoot me right. Aim gonna like the way you fight Come on girls! Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a sexbomb You can't give it to me when I need to come along Sexbomb, sexbomb You're my sexbomb. And baby you can turn me on Make me explode although you know The route to go to sex me slow And yes I must react the claim of those Who say that you are not all that Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a sexbomb You can give it to me when I need to come along, sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on. Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb. You can give it to me when I need to come along NO! NO! No! Yes! What! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! We've called it! Oh yeah! OH YEAHH! The golden buzzer Look at Simon's face, look at Simon's face. What the bloody hell did you do that for? Because Christian is going to win Britain's Got Talent! Yes! Yes! Not been rude Christian, but the act was falling Listen, we have to press the buzzer when we really believe in Something and it's up to each individual judge to have a passion for somebody and if you're David's passion then well done, to you You've future for live shows. Congratulations! i promise i'm going to work very hard Thank you, I love you. Well done! Thank you. Well done! My name is Dustin's Dojo and I'm a trained black belt and I learned to be a black belt at Roger Baker's Taekwondo in pizza, Pensacola, Florida This is my friend Terry and I am his sensei When I'm moved here from Pensacola, I didn't have very many friends and Terry did not have very many friends either I saw his mom Harriet at the parlor and she said that she had a son named Terry and we instantly became friends. What we do is very hard and not anyone can do it. You make a living teaching karate My job is a Karate expert. I make karate videos and teach other people how to fight off attackers My first dream is to be a karate expert and to teach everyone in the whole world how to fight off attackers and then my Other dream is to star in karate movies Okay, well, um You're snorting down there? Yes, is the greatest thing I've ever seen. why are you always turning around? You never know where there's gonna be an attacker So you always have to be on guard Are you worried that you're gonna get attacked here? Yeah, in Hollywood there's many attackers This guys are good I - I love them Are you gonna do a demonstration? Yeah, today we're gonna do three different things. First, I'm gonna break wood and Terry's gonna hold it And then And then we're going to break the world record for most full extension punches thrown at 60 seconds and then finally I'm gonna throw a Karate combo and when I least expect it Terry's gonna throw salt to my eyes and I'm gonna fight through the pain What is wrong with you!? This is fantastic, you don't get it?
As you can see I handled that pretty well Thank you for watching this demonstration of Dustin's Dojo Miss opinion the audience Press the gold, press the gold I - I'll tell you something. That is the most I have laughed. Me too I don't think that's funny, I don't think this is funny one bit. Oh come on! I'm only eh Saying this for the benefit of my fellow judges who hit the X, these two guys are comedians They're in the tradition of the Three Stooges. Yes, what they've done here is lampooned to the tea Everything that goes on in a martial arts studio. Where is Terry going sir? Terry was looking for an attacker That's what I mean. I love to laugh. I get that. It's meant to be comedy I get that It's meant to be funny. To me it wasn't funny, to me it was annoying, actually you remind me... Whoa! Whoa! I don't get it. You remind me of one of these boys that one of my sons brings home Yes, like a play date, you know, the kind that I don't want to invite back to the house if Dustin, if you are lucky enough to move forward, do you have plans for the next round Yes, we have very many other skills and abilities and if we go through to the next round, all of your dreams will come true Let's vote. Dustin, I think what you do is amazingly funny. I love you. And I'm giving you a yes I loved it as well and and I'm giving you a big enthusiastic yes And you girls wouldn't say no...
that is not my sense of humor at all, for me is a big NO Mel I beg you I beg you.
No I mean I just I didn't get it and I didn't find it funny and I like to laugh and that wasn't funny to me So it's a no, I am sorry, but that means
that you didn't get through. Howard. Where are you going? Take a deep breath, sit down Howard, could you not... No, you know, I got the golden buzzer here Whoa! I like it, I like this guys Is that funny? Then, what is funny? This is what everyone need to be aware. Howard is only allow to hit the golden buzzer once per season and he have used it Hello, hello, hi, what's your name, please? My name's Lorraine Bowen. Great Um do you have a normal job Lorraine? I do teach the piano to 12 students. But obviously you're singing for us Are you singing one of your own songs? Yes, it's called the crumble song. The crumble? Yeah crumble. Yeah as in Sunday afternoon pudding. Yeah And Lorraine can ask you a question?
Who you are here with? I'm here with this sweet casio organ. It's just eh... Okay. Good luck Great! Let's go. Whoa! Everybody's good at cooking something And I'm good at cooking crumble In fact, I've got one in the oven. Would you like some? A bit of custard, a bit of cream It'll remind you of your best dream Anything you want with it, anything you like And If you don't tell me soon I'll be off on my bike, I'll be off on my bike, off on my bike, off on my bike, off on my bike Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble In fact, I've got one in the oven would you like some, but would you like some? I'd like some Hey, let's just get this party really going now. My finger wings or either I'll tell you- lets do a mashup. Uh I got my DJ headphones You get it. Flashin' lights come on. Flashin' lights A one, two, three, four! Everybody's good at cooking something and I'm good at cooking crumble Everybody's good at cooking something and I'm good at cooking crumble Everybody's good at something and I'm good at cooking crumble I'm good at cooking crumble I'm good at cooking... crumble!! Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah! Yes! This is for the people, Simon. All I'm gonna say is... It doesn't matter what these... Yes People talking, Simon. Listen to them. You've done it again. Yeah. Bye! What is your problem? She was very entertaining, that is a catchy song. So you're through to the live semi-finals Oh my God! You please for me. No, go sit now. You're jealous cause you think I found the winner.
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