3 Stooges New Years Eve Marathon

[Music] the Punjab diamond Kitty's fourth largest diamond in the world and it's all ours what a hunk of ice yeah her ice baby harder than the lid of a pot-bellied stove hey Gabbar when do I get the yes I said the rock was hot didn't I we're not peddling this till things cool off a little oh no you don't you said I get my dough tonight hey smack me will you double-cross me will you you ain't heard the end of this big shot I'll get mine and believe me you'll get yours well man this will be a tough assignment do you think you can cover it yes sir ah beat up pretty bad mr. Cameron but we'll cover it when we put it back on your chair you'll think you got a new seat good and make it snappy with you oh I'll be back in half an hour this story's árbol to break wide open any minute ones you have diamond stolen daring bandits raid museum and daily museum ain't that's something inside job it could be anyway I'm putting every available man on the job Oh boss huh how about trying us out us reporters yeah news Hawks that's our dish tear out the front page stand by first scoop stop the presses copy boy copy boy stop the present stop the presses now behave what do you say boys will you give us a break well then you boys see me after a while well yeah I'm going out and grab a bite of supper okay get busy go ahead oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll be afeared you look like a Briton to kill the key yeah hello yeah that's the Gazette ah if you want some dope on the Punjab diamond go to squid McGuffey cafe there's a guy named dapper diamond boy well Cameron be tickle to get this go to squid mcguffey's cafe ask for dapper hey that's a scoop fellas that was our chance you know porcupine for a guy without brains you're a genius we get the story the boss has got to give us a break oh boy I'm a reporter turn out the front page stand by for a scoop stop the presses stop the presses ok good ok you're a reporter but remember I'm the boss in the movies a reporter always talks back to the boss now listen your glass-eyed baboon I'm the best reporter you've got you know it you've been shoving me around long enough doing dirty work for this paper but ain't gonna take it anymore I quit see I quit and what are you gonna do about it hey you didn't by any chance see that picture - no chief I'll take orders chief ok that's for absolutely nothing hey press badges that makes it official now we're real reporters ok let's get on the job chief say you got your press badge ok on the school school to school right oh yes yes yes no no I got a slap on a ten-cent cover charge to keep out the riffraff what goes on in here I mean from Africa mr. squid a circus a pay a pretty penny for the likes of him they would well you better close your game tonight that killer ain't stayin in my place yeah no killer he's just this gentle as a little kid boy what a dive I wonder which one of these guys is dapper nobody looks dapper in here well snoop around the joint we find him anybody wants a turn back now is the time deserters hey come on boy he's put on a bold front act tough hey ru jabber are you classes yeah you can't hit a man with glasses come on yeah oddly mr. welcome for a guy called dapper never heard of oil oh he's in here somewhere do you mind if we look around no help yourself all right watch some cops ahead into the back room dad lose your head it could be the high sign nobody home here nobody home here eat it boy was I mistaken take it easy sister welcome for a guy named ever good I mean we'll check on that look everywhere then keep your mind on your business you to use a fine-tooth comb I haven't got a comb will a wire brush do why fine oh hey fellas hey fellas look gee that's dance for dapper that's my cigarette case just a minute oh yeah oh boy evidence let's weigh it let's smoke it quiet sister you ain't foolin nobody we're camping right handle dapper shows up hey anything's I'm lying any half-wit can see I'm telling the truth yeah I can see you're telling the truth I feel so awful I've never been in trouble before but why should you suspect me of harboring a common criminal with oranges it's much harder she's failing fellas help do something okay get some water quick what happened kid she must have got a good look at you oh thanks oh yes it's just that you policemen frighten me so policeman but we ain't cops lady we're reporters reporters yeah this is our first assignment well what guilt boys Meet the Press these guys ain't detectives they're reporters reporters Oh fascinating yeah it swallowed a diamond me that last mint was it well scoop well you're gonna give it back and we get it the hard way Oh boss let me finish him I love to rub out reporters give me room with it give me room I'll give it to you holding out on us huh hold it hold it maybe you boys have some influence with your friend I'll give you five minutes to get that rock five minutes or we'll cut it out of it wait a minute we'll handle this kid you wanted to slice you up like a watermelon let me try it again will you go ahead no place he's just being stubborn I got a better idea oh now you're getting smart must be caught on something maybe it's this appendix we'll soon find out one of these things not even a tonsil and now I'll try gentlemen I I think this calls for an operation no no not that sorry boys this way thanks darling this is no place for a week I got a weak stomach yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] listen yo yeah you're afraid to go by yourself yeah all right I like this guy to skip the rock should be Ronnie someplace better be there it is good hey thank you for gonna put him asleep you're gonna get technical a in the closet maybe the watchdog well okay and a study come on come on give it to me [Music] hey Doc how's about talking this over [Music] [Music] [Music] alone 50 carats what a nice cue the Punjab diamond great work did you knock these crooks out all by yourself that I did boss that I did I helped my buddy [Music] gasps another classic stewed short you know what we've seen so many classic episodes today but 2006 has also been filled with its share of lots of Stooges from the world of sports and politics in the whole world and here the only man that can give you the stooge of the Year award let's hear from John Keller [Music] hi Dan and Dave what a year it's been for Stooges on the local scene he had state senator Jared Barrios who tried to crack down on the amount of marshmallow fluff kids eat all right Timmy dropped the fluff and spread up and of course there was Senator John Kerry the master of the box joke if only mo Howard had been there to set him straight but it's from the rich supply of Stooges on the national scene that we draw our studio winner the ass of course OJ Simpson was a finalist along with Donald Trump Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Richards also known as Kate Kate Kate Kramer from Seinfeld but for consistently world-class to jury nothing comes close to our infant endangering loser husband divorcing drunken carousing winner Britney Spears come on down you are the TV 38 speeds of the year to 2006 but for gosh sakes Britney cover off back to you guys Thank You John of course you can always watch John in the 930 new years it's John killer in the 930 New Year's Dave you know what I'm actually quite confused I thought you would have been stooge of the year my friend well everybody needs a goal for 2007 Danny so I guess I got mine best of luck and Godspeed my friend we'll be back with more the Stooges marathon right here on TV 38 [Music] retailers welcome back to the Three Stooges New Year's Eve marathon and the next short is entitled three Arabian nuts Dave what is this one here one of my favorites Danny the plot here is they find a genie who is gonna grant them three wishes I don't watch genies always grant three wishes but that seems to be sort of industry standard yeah which makes me think if you could have three wishes what would those wishes big fact of any three wishes what would they be one would be to spend all eternity with every day being like one big New Year's Eve bring institutions back Mary okay who would be an unlimited supply of curly fries brought up by like the truckful and dumped all over my body whenever I'm hungry or want to climb on some curly fries and three would be to have sort of my round super-sized melon like head shrink down to be the more manageable sort of peanut peanut like design of your hair I'd rather have a small very hard for a hat shopping no no I you know what I could use a smaller chapeau all right that's it everybody those are my wishes and I'm sticking by it we'll be back with more Three Stooges marathon we're coming back right now it's three Arabian nuts next on the friggin Stooges marathon here on TV 38 [Music] ah [Music] kasatonov au revoir Oh dying Oh knick knacks well this is the last one okay put it up there pretty good we got everything from the doctor in the warehouse without busting a single box well it's not wood that's all I'm sorry mo I put another box step lively wait I think we're missing a couple of crates of China Larry where's Larry nothing like time out for a good cup of coffee well cheers Cheers I'm sorry Moe please forgive me [Music] yes sir what can I do people I'm John Bradley did my shipment come in from the Orient oh yes sir mr. Bradley just sit down thank you so stupid of me yeah mr. Bradley all your junk is here don't call it junk it took me six months to get that collection together it's priceless especially the China yes sir I want everything sent for my residence immediately we'll have it out there this afternoon all right I ship all this stuff goes back in the truck ah we just unloaded I know but the guy wants it delivered today so all yeah mr. Bradley I checked everything myself all right but be careful how you handle this stuff don't you worry we're gentle is a flock of kittens could be any number of a thousand things now take it easy sit down be calm and relax oh well soon find out open up Oh ring up next don't worry he won't know nothing about it did you hear a loud noise well great okay first up let's get this loaded easy on the way I don't know I got a funny feeling I'm being watched mmm what a pretty little syrup Pichet the genie the genius of the lamp did you come out of here I am here to grant your wishes command and I obey my wishes you mean anything yes master what have I got to lose okay big boy you can start me out with a new suit something sharp he's a genius all right chicks look at that suit and a chain the skimmer oh wait look babies get a load of me oh boy that come from I don't know I just rub this lamp the genius appeared in the next thing I know I got a new set of friends where's moe I guess he's out there wait'll I show him hey moe hey moe oh just rub the lamp and the genius appears I don't believe that and gay must be wet I wonder your slave make a wish and I will grant it the genie did you give another guy a new suit of clothes yes master well put them back the way he was ever no no I mean the new suit the big white lay off that lamp will hear that genius is waiting for me what is all this genius business what's a matter you guys Oh knock your brains out of your head any oh it's not in here they must have hidden it well really good in fact we'll have their heads for this I'll write you lamebrains muscle this stuff out of the truck and don't give me no more trouble that's mighty careless packing get out of the other run give us a lift wait a minute that's fine you're thinking it nail come on nail it get busy if you boys will help me unpack this stuff I'll make it worth your while you betcha come on your log shake a leg boy what a load I wonder what kind of junk he's got in here easy boy what yes ma'am all right oh let's rest a while yeah all right yeah I'm gonna oh oh you know those long kids just can't get anything right I'll put two and two together what you nitwits get that I use this oh no I can carry like a toothpick never mind porcupine get some more stuff off the truck you're going down how mr. Bradley that's it the magic lamp get the genius here they'll grant us anything we wish there's nothing magical about this I bought it for 50 cents on a little bizarre it can happen if you want it mine all mine Hot Diggity hi Amos what the danger what do you wish master command and I obey don't rush me big boy don't rush me something will come to me let's see now I got it I want a million bucks and put it right there on the desk a million how do you want it I wish it wouldn't bother me with details hey miss hey miss why Ryan where's my million bring me that crowbar I can't I'm busy Oh what is this mutiny what are you looking for a million dollars it's around here somewhere Oh million dollars but Moe I had the magic lamp the genius was here and he promised me a million bucks I ain't kidding I ain't kiddin either now cut out the nonsense get out here and help Larry go ahead magic lamps geniuses everybody's goin batch around Oh could this be ah are you the genius of the lamp oh yes make any wish and I will grant it what do you know well there's so many things I don't know what the wish for well take your time I'm sure something I'll come to you now why don't you just sit down here and be comfortable thank you relax just put your head down and close your eyes oh yeah now are you concentrating and what you want yeah hurry up I'm getting a crick in my neck [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's no use without the lab they'll die like a dog I suppose you think I'm scared you're right it's for you thank you hello get funny with me will you sucker I'll show you okay hey it's me nice one kid yeah but these puzzles around here I'll get a club to smack everybody just wearing a turban right it's upon me that's it you look good boy you're doing swell I'll go call the cops never mind I'm calling myself before something else happens to me you're dead hey yeah what'd you hit it with that oh oh we've no weeping now to find its Haven the land oh boy oh boy come to Papa oh Jesus get us out of this don't let me down what'd I tell you that genius came through what a lamb just what I've been wishing for you're my type baby Oh woman come on sugar let's go places hey Amos you got that stuff I ordered oh la la so long mr. Bradley and thanks for the land [Music] stay tuned for the worst New Year's celebration you've ever seen on the bringin Stooges vac marathon right here on TV 38 on the New Year's Eve marathon listen before Court TV or a few good men this next you just episode was really the original courtroom drama I mean it's true Danielle like a good Dunkin Donuts jelly doughnut this episode is the perfect combination of suspense and intrigue that is a beautiful analogy and here we go it's called disorder in the court it's up next on the bringing Stooges back marathon we're approaching midnight here on the bringin Stooges back marathon and we promised you all night to give you the worst New Year's celebration in television history you know get Clark in Times Square they got like a million dollar crystal ball we got a it's big but it's a meatball now it's this is not gonna be very good celebrate how much time we got we got 60 seconds let's start the countdown now that what's gonna happen is the meatball is gonna slowly drop here as we approach midnight a day of what's going through your mind as the meatball drops well 2006 such an amazing year I'm sure it's gonna be completely much time we have Pete our executive producer all right see I think this is automatically time like in Times Square but we have to do it manually with the marinara sauce is dripping this is a much hotter gig because we have to lower the meatball usually just have to talk about the lowering of the meatball we're lowering it ourselves I mean I don't know who actually made this meatball but it's one of the larger meatballs I've seen in the in the past a month or two the there's obviously some parsley some oregano I mean in 2007 do you expect to eat more Italian food I do I'm hoping six three two one the meatball has been drop Wow it's awesome yeah that was we we dropped those thank you we dropped the meatball party quite a year this is great Happy New Year [Music] lazy welcome back to the bringin stooges back New Year's Eve marathon it's time for another ship cocktail a ship cocktail if you will as the eldest stooge joins Moe and Larry back in the Stone Age Dave interesting thing happens in this one well my favorite part of this episode of Shep is the character that I always really wanted to see get popped yeah I mean cuz he was always dishing it out yes he was an actress here named Dee Greene that puts like a Tedy Bruschi hit on Shemp in this one Shemp gets jacked up no doubt about it here we go with I'm a monkey's uncle right now on the bringin Stooges bad marathon here on TV 38 s some people have champagne on New Year's Eve we have Twinkies and doughnuts and beer and curly fries for curly on the Three Stooges marathon Dave you know now it's time to finally think about our New Year's resolution have you resolved to do anything in 2007 yeah I think a year from today our goal you that hosts this marathon for free although we do want to thank the new GI man here for the opportunity that was incredibly the station to allow us to be here with everybody on New Year's you know I resolve a couple of things I first resolved to to really bring the curly fry to the masses so McDonald's Wendy's that's rockin you know it should be curly as opposed to shoestring also I resolve to invent a brand new appetizer in the year 2007 and I'm thinking it's gonna be something called bacon wrapped in bacon that is brilliant cannot could I add one go ahead I want to spearhead the effort in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to eliminate the breakfast potato you know Yoda would diner yes I think oh the potatoes stack like seven feet high with it like you know it's been there for a minute or like nine hours let's let's ban that alright it's getting close to breakfast we'll be back with more the Stooges marathon coming up we're bringing Stooges back here on the New Year's Eve marathon and once again to get our chef on ladies and gentlemen now it's this short the boys are all dating the same girl three stooges one girl it's kind of like a menage a stooge sounds like a recipe for a comedy or pornography Danny let's hope it's the former yes now the other thing here is after all of these years finally in this episode Moe gets smacked around he deserves yeah this is a good one so it finally able gets his revenge on Kane and now Shemp gives a little nod to the Curley shuffle with a moonwalk of his own it's a crazy episode it's called corny casanova's on the bringin Stooges back New Year's Eve here on TV 38 [Music] oh boy am I happy just think before we know it we'll all three be married yeah will soon have wives to do the housework instead of us what gets me is how you two ever found anyone who would marry such house owners quiet titmouse and finish your work all right gee mo I'm sorry mo what mo can a fella say that's all there is the read no mo you're only nervous you were just careless yeah thanks you're welcome yo fix the bed who's gonna make me beer yes stupid old Buzzard take some bed [Music] sloppy housekeepers sorry mo the mop did it [Music] as soon as we get this Davenport recovered the place will be more for sentimental to the new bribes bribes you mean brides uh-huh anybody's marry you two buses would have to be bribed oh now for your information it was love at first sight my girl proposed to me that minute we met yeah my girls are too well that's a coincidental that's exactly what my future wife did to me oh come on come on open up there you go right I'm coming all right all right it's on a bias must be gone against the grain Oh yo stupid idiot I can explain it there kid I was a little bit excited this material I get a hammer and some tags just my luck I buy a to pants suit and he ruins the code all right come on right here on the end wait a minute I got to do this right I don't want to miss right close to the end all right [Music] sorry mo I can't get used to these bicycle Fogle's are you cement head Oh oh no yeah recta hammer you idiot come on get busy hold it fellas I got an idea stretch out the court I'll take care of everything okay now level it off nice little tiger hey you uh what's the idea of the rifle that's a continuous shooting automatic I figured if a river drunk and shoot rivets this can shoot tanks you're getting to be a smart little imbecile thank you here we are funnel any attacks ready ready hey bad that's nice work but we better hurry up and finish it because I got a date with my girl me too let me try standing up why you oh you missed me myself you couldn't let me do it you had to come up the woods I go stick your head in the [ __ ] sea from Nosal right underwater there we go the tax won't come out they went in maybe their income tax I got an idea roll him on his back alright that's it there we go are you okay now no don't worry don't worry mo these tacks will never attack you again but I will have an apple thank you yeah I'll be by nobody you sure you love me cutie pie of course I do darling but she loves me he loves me he loves me not she loves me she loves me not she loves me oh boy I know I'll polish my shoes where's the dog Wow gotta give myself a good shine here hey where's Larry owner's girlfriend wonder what she looks like so do I for that matter I wonder what your girl looks like you never told me well that makes us even you never told me what your girl looks like probably a goon yeah give me that brush put that brush down all right now get out of here you always pickin on it I'm gonna catch up with your brother you keep talking about my girl that's a good way to get your head busted remember that now forget it forget it I lost my head here rinse your mouth hold it whoa I'll fix it I'll fix you up I knew you were coming so I baked a cake thank you and I got something for my little cutie pie - close your eyes open your eyes oh yeah now how about a little kiss it's mama I want to break the news to her gently about us would you mind waiting in the left darling come in I knew you were coming so I baked a cake in France you've had your a honey bunny oh I have bells on my fingers and wings on my toe it's mama I want to break the news to her gently about us would you mind waiting in the right bedroom the right bedroom yes I knew you were coming so I baked a cake oh you shouldn't have done it but I don't forget you either close your eyes don't you come over here and sit down I have something else for you and now honey you can have me with you all the time that's me honey [Music] finally what are you doing in my girls huh your girl she's my girl we'll see about that come on yeah all right I'm with you don't worry ready what are you doing my girl's house she's my girl yeah both double-crosses I'll tear you up oh don't your muscle in on my girl I'll tear your tonsils out you will a look what you did put up your hand Oh get out of here oh so you wanna fight Hey I don't give any what do you know about yeah a little too speedy feeling go ahead hey yeah I'm dust you off well it gets a little skipping here no I'm ready for you kid come on can you take it yeah yeah steal my girl wait [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] sweetheart [Music] we're bringing Stooges back here on the New Year's Eve Marathon on TV 38 like sometimes chef and now if the Three Stooges on TV 38 [Music] you must be grandma kids come in grandma yeah we're sailors on a steamship the Donnie line we're working on a boat kisses goodbye on our fun run we gotta go goodbye oh boy we're off to sea to see what we can see see see the sea where the wild winds blow we're off to see the sea where the winds blow [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] Hey really I'm very sorry Duncan you are sorry don't what's the matter with you you want to ruin the paint job some one tells me we better take a walk what a day come on we can't get out that way look so what that's the ocean we can't go that one day that's not the same day that same day what are you taking a shower this time of the day for come on [Music] Ramos we're stuck hey Restall lieutenant Ullman number three propeller shaft is frozen here Capitan it takes about three hours to fix it there's a chip that over there see come on final full speed ahead and hamburgers awaiting full speed what a break we're saved where is everybody I'll find out look a disguised writer we gotta use the old beam I couldn't look another beam in the face shut up we gotta get in tonight's a uniform somehow if we're discovered we're lost you're crazy if we're discovered we've found somebody for yourself what did you kick me for I didn't kick you [Music] so you if anything done and then on the bilge pump it's him all right he's a Nazi officer okay we got these beards he didn't recognize us yeah we better scram before he gets back yeah screaming some breakfast I'm starved dude damn cop just watch you go forward and polish the deck gun wouldn't you get no breakfast oh please not that I'm stop see ya I don't see no no faster you clean that gun you clean that gun I owe you in irons don't worry kid will smuggle some grub for you oh boy make it taking him ham and candy sweet potatoes on the side and hot biscuits and honey and smother the whole thing in fried chicken but no beans it's in a bag some food that's on the goose-stepping heals of gut Oh roast turkey quick it's the beat I wouldn't be surprised and you copied ah no I did not do it it was those three new men what we have no new man yes I thought was on the American ship patottie emeritus splice now I know you your American shrines come on the total prick wait don't cops come on hey plumber head he knows [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] come on we get another one yeah there's only three of us be quiet I got it you better shut up yeah you fail to catch three spies blow out your brains but my Fuhrer via Nazis we have no brains and but you got Walt and Hitler then my Field Marshal counts three stop blowing what come on - never mind fat boy I count myself fun - ah my oh my personality thanks buddy [Applause] [Music] why [Applause] we'll have more about Three Stooges on TV 38 right after this [Music] ah we are troubadours one two three why did my lady send four we wear a princess in mind is brokenhearted you must you're her up peanut will have a split in the sides indeed East Side west side front side and back again [Music] Avery see and procede good want to be fair princes we'd not oh you'll get bags we hope to bring thee laughter will buffoonery and gags ah Oh fair princess wherefore art thou fair princess here I your heart what wilt thou with me I will my beautiful flower boy are you ugly clan oh yes for thy father has promised me thy hand of marriage unhand my last you brazen ass begone you Scrabble head she has promised to me so I understand this poutine killed me cook a monger yeah hey come on we're sorry your highness we've unfortunately you play his voice the exact predicament of the princess my father the King has pledged my hand to the Black Prince but I love Cedric the village smithy whoever you could but help me we will indeed fair princess but where can we find Cedric this village blacksmith under the spreading chestnut tree around the corner by the pawn shop at Pittsfield in town Sylvania Oh fear not you will be in his arms ere morning why you iron head I feel like a sardine wait a minute let's not linger the blacksmith can help us out of this right if I only had a can opener this way how to count open your head come over here and hold still she's really caught loosen it up if you weren't so dumb this never would have happened fine thing oh hold that oh I'll have to bust you out of that hardware bend over there a hot stove are you kiddin which one of you is Cedric the blacksmith not me we're three troubadours on the way to the court of king arthur troubadours yeah singing and dancing like this a 1 a 2 a 3 Walter and without none of the waves we did you see Cedric the Smith report the news of the Black Prince and you'll be well rewarded you're sworn to have Cedric's head what does he want Cedric's head boy and he got one of his own yeah dope two heads are better than one [Laughter] you idiots they're gonna get my hair cut down to here I'd hate to be in his shoes I'd hate to be in his collar I'd hate to be him I still don't understand why he wants to kill Cedric I'll tell you why because I Cedric dare to love the fair princess Elaine that's Cedric hey Cedric you got nothing to worry about we got a plan for tonight now you're indeed my benefit I don't know how to thank here's the plan you and the three of us go into the palace grounds oh oh oh ma I'll never be able to write in the water oh that's her window up there we'll get her out he wants to see you so come out on your front porch balcony and not that ain't you got no romance I could have said veranda but I said porch [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh music [Music] [Music] [Music] oh come on I heard you shout Cedric the blacksmith was below so he dares to come here for the very palace take the princess to my room go she'll be more easily garden there but your majesty where will you sleep here of course yes sir missa fine how-do-you-do how'd he do quiet the signal the coast is clear we can't get in the palace they must have guards have all over the place let's go who Wyatt I got an idea one of us can climb that trellis yeah one of us yeah there's a swell idea woman wait a minute fellas not me no I can dizzy dizzy kid get up there wait a minute wait a minute how do I know the baton would scream her head off when she sees me I wouldn't blame her we'll write him a note good idea throw some gravel up the Wicker here's a rock I'll tie the note to this rock and throw it up there [Applause] come on I'll get up there hey why don't you look hey kiddo are you awake yes me and my pounds are on your side so don't you worry your pretty little head about Cedric cachinga ain't gonna push us around no sir say how come a nice kid like you has such an old self was for a Pappy oh the Koran awaits your orders sire good send them in Oh get him up come on I'll pay for this take him away [Music] you understand sir satchel when Selena and I are Wed the king must die yes your highness you have instructed your assassins I have good pay the man simply a few hours if they strike well I shall be king and you will be the richest man in all the oh come on in here looks like dirty white poor Larry he got two of them before they got him maybe they give him the big haircut already you know if we could only bring him back I'd never hit him again no kitten shut up and listen you know that black prince character that got to try to give up pal Cedric yes what he's gonna kill a king no yes but will spoil his little racket Wow I don't know but I got a plan quick get it to these steel Stepan's they've got Cedric in the dungeon but somebody's coming come on everything in readiness I have done as you ordered your highness when the guards hear the fanfare of the trumpets Cedric's head will fall good good and with the trumpet sound the second time you shall start the King down Knights and ladies I have bad news for you Alain is to be Wed let the trumpets sound logo so they can't blow but we shall strike the King down under less Cedric Cedric darling name he's named your life father grant us permission to Wed sire what my daughter Maria Smith take it easy King millions of women marry Smith's right we'll have a wedding after all sound the company's fruit salad what do you know we'll have more at 6:00 7:02 that does it Hey [Music] [Music] boy it's good to be home sloppy sloppy we ain't had rain in weeks Oh some South's love beer in my hair I'll get Joe to get your new one me too MA watch watch your saw on my sandwich was in there hey get me a drink son cousin moe cousin Larry did you wipe your feet yes that he did I had a wonderful day today I fix four rear ends two were trucks what's for supper TV dinners again wait he's got a TV but MA only 2037 more TV dinner coupons and we get a said darling Larry you're so considerate of your mother why didn't you think of that I did that's why I've been fired so don't change the subject not so loud you're a cow go wash the dishes and then clean out the hearth wash your dishes and clean out the heart I'll clean the heart it's my fairy godmother would come along I feel like a he Cinderella all you need is a glass slipper instead of a bonehead you'll miss me when I'm gone where are you going Cinderella to the ball no I'm going on a camping trip with two weeks vacation with full pay don't forget to make money for the house hey Joe is this cake for me I bought that for you and he did for a going-away present oh boy a camera just for me Joe that's for me come on let's go yeah Mina I'm gonna win a prize all right let him have his old camera he can take pictures of brother Larry and I on the camping trip oh no oh no I'm going alone alone I take you in as my very own and now you deny my son's your loving cousins the pleasure of your vacation I'm sorry auntie dear I'm an ingrate that's what I am cousin mom cousin Larry you can come on a camping trip with me and I'll even let you use my kick hey it's your cake aunty dear but whose foot is that you and your big thing you wrecked my cage don't worry Ally dude I got another one hey give me that I like this facts and figures magazine hey Joe into that candid camera contest give me the facts about it well I look over the figures what are you an accountant babe and photo contest fax first prize $10,000 human Joe winning the prize like that [Laughter] [Laughter] still watch the birdie the birdie hey Larry listen to this flying saucers are real scientists are convinced that space travelers from other planets have visited earth but no one has gotten a picture of a flying saucer yet boy that picture sure we win first prize Wow what are you looking for with all that space up there there might be a spaceship and we could get the picture it was a ship hey blowing up a tornado stop shooting thanks world boy I'm sorry squirrel I have no nuts chewing gum boy these pictures oh boy oh boy did I get a picture oh boy hey seven spot my slip shot Hey look a flying saucer that pictures with a lot of dough quiet we don't want to let you know anything about this hey that flying saucer must have Lynn over there back of the hill well we'll borrow jewels camera and take some close shots of it oh boy look a little be rich it'll be worth the fortune love your camera sure take my picture all right close your eyes hey all set right right now listen fellas we'll all go in together when we see a school of fish let him have it right let's go I wonder where that thing landed Marshman we're being invaded run for your life what's the matter with you guys I fellas all right no such cowards who thought you were Mars men [Music] [Music] hey fellas wait for me as president of hawks and figures magazine it gives me great pleasure to present you with the first prize $10,000 thank you mm sorry oh this beats slinging hash doesn't it baby and how you doll stick to me girls you get a trip to the moon one way let's Rinconada talk to our hero give me some more champagne okay baby hey it's empty oh don't worry we're lousy with champagne Hey Joe come here what is it cousin Moe got some more champagne I came I'm busy well drop out your throne and get it okay if you say so Oh butcher that goose oh why don't you look where you're going you overstuffed baloney island I took those photos I should get some of that you tell anybody you took those photos I'll break every bone do that again again you do everything I tell you to well keep your powder dry that's bad for me Wow I'm soaked to the skin me too so let's slip it over I'm sorry what are you talking about there's an enlargement of your flying saucer the government checked it it's nothing but a dirty paper plate with a gob of potato salad I'm Joey Spain's I use wet clothes Joe let double-crosser rat oh we're innocent we can explain this Joey [Music] what is it cousin moe Joe tell these men the honest truth who photographed that flying saucer you and Larry did cousin moe no no I mean who really did it you have a camera and Larry snapped the picture yeah why you officer take these swindlers out of here ma get us a lawyer a cheap one double-crosser Joe my house and never darken my door again get yeah sure missed my cousins are my dear Annie even if they aren't mean to me Sally if I could take a picture of a real spaceship I bet that'd take me back I must be seeing things that can't be a real spaceship do not be afraid this is Electra from Planet zircon we want to make friends with you earth people we are going to land brace for landing I must be dreaming Wow not so hard I didn't see anything was imagination I know hello hello I'm Tyron this is Electra we heard what you said yes and I just happen to have a very nice picture of a flying saucer gee thanks tea face you're really a fairy godmother Wow what Mama's say do you mind if I take a picture of your rough spaceship sure thanks don't ever leave me we must the entire earth is looking for us but may we kiss you good-bye may you may you Wow [Music] am i happy be happy when I get home and showing what I did oh boy you bet your life coffee either one let that go to waste gotta take that in case I get thirsty on the way to see my cousin ever I am oh [Applause] hey beers or something I got to take myself Wow oh my a duck what are you now that when Joe and account of him we spent all night in jail and we go to jail for keeps unless we get back the money and we spent nearly all of it there are real space people real girls they kissed me and I got a picture of a real spaceship and you would say that you took it you are not only crazy you're a liar as well and we don't want no part of it yeah you got us in enough trouble already that desert hey see ya [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] boy this is the life Oh [Music] [Music] we'll have more about Three Stooges on TV 38 right after this they've been called the best comedy team of all time Larry Moe and Curly The Three Stooges like you've never seen them before digitally restored and remastered to bring you the three stooges classic collection Oh

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Published: Sun Mar 29 2020