25 Types of Car Guys in 10 Minutes!

opinions will be thrown but just know it's all in good fun so learn to take a joke or find the door on your way out because here are 25 types of car guys in 10 minutes share it to your friends if you think there any one of these featured other than that let's get right into it red wheels guy has or previously had red wheels in their car doesn't care for safety wheels doesn't like being told the red wheels doesn't drive fast enough even brakes at rat wheels or rather their car isn't even fast enough to even come to think about it until of course it slams into a tree in which case any speed is more than sufficient enough to break them on impact real wheels guy arguably more annoying than ret wheels guy they make it their entire personality they have real wheels they spend their entire day on facebook bullying rep wheels guys that or our instagram or tick tock they don't have reps never had reps but they always talk down on reps and they literally talk about wheels more than any other thing in their life seriously they're way too obsessed with wheels like really upset so much so that they actually spend more money on their wheels than they do the actual car that it's being put on normal wheels guy just want a lightweight strong wheel they could care less about how they look as long as they're strong and they aren't weak and they're not reps they get cramped on by real wheels guy all the time for having him four times cheaper wheel but the reality is normal wheels guy is gonna track two times faster than him because he built a car for go and not for show a firm car guy finance car on finance wheels on finance bags isn't a bill yeah i said that 29 apr guy 400 credit score but they really think that starting an instagram featuring yet another mopar that everyone's already seen modded to death is gonna somehow get them famous enough to actually make their monthly payments ultimately they're not gonna make their monthly payments and six or so months later they're going to get it repo'ed back tesla guy his only personality is that he has a tesla he talks about saving the environment but doesn't actually recycle and still goes on cruises and eats a ton of beef he thinks 0-60 is all there is to performance completely neglecting the existence of corners as a mazda miata proceeds to gap him on tail of the dragon they also cannot take a joke so i bet you some tesla fanboys already paused this video and is now commenting something about how awesome their 0-60 is and about praising elon wannabe rapper car guy buys a bmw i8 because it has vertical doors and then tries to run from the cops from it only to realize that it's got a 0 to 60 slower than a 30 thousand dollar mustang so not only does he have zero hope in beating a 16 year old driving danny's mustang from a roll race he also has zero hope in outrunning those va police chargers bonus they also seem to call everything a suicide door yo have you actually seen a rolls royce did you know that from suicide doors open this way and vertical doors and butterfly doors and scissor doors open like this i made a whole video about it you can click on it rotary guys that's it that's this whole entry bra [Laughter] pop bang pop rip bra stimulus built mismatched fender unlicensed anime stickers from redbubble and a new iphone paid with food stamps you already know this mf is trouble early 2000's guy underglow oversized body kits terrible fitment and paint matched ground effects this guy lives breathes and acts like the early 2000s never ended in fast and furious is still a good franchise because we all know it was back then and certainly isn't right now fake awards guy they buy a trophy from aliexpress and they go find some random parking lot to put it in front of their car and take some pictures to post in social media to act like they've won some award from a car show heck sometimes they don't even go to that much effort or even buy a trophy they'll just claim that they won awards from various obscure and fake sounding car show names that they made up why why are people like this rep car guy if you thought red wheels were bad what about a whole replica car oh wait actually this is pretty sick yeah some of these are pretty good actually you know you know what maybe maybe even better than the original because you can actually drive these without worrying about putting miles on it or ruining its value and some collector who's going to jerk off to it six stories under in their basement and oh crap i spoke too soon okay well it looks like we're making another entry bad rap car guy so i'm not gonna act like everything this world is made equally because heaven almighty this is awful like seriously awful and before you comment something stupid like oh well he's still for respected because he put a lot of time into it did you know that putting time into things does not guarantee it's going to be good much less shield it from the fact that it's still going to take criticism you know the reason good replicas exist is because those people can actually listen to criticism sir swamp slot king arthur of camelot may have sir lancelot but we good old rednecks here in america sir swamp slot honda civic ls swap mazda miata ls swamp nissan 240sx ls swap corvette c5 doesn't matter if it already has an lsn put another one in ls swap midlife crisis guy drives either a porsche 911 or corvette they'll holler and whistle at your mom or at high school girls in their local neighborhood they dress in jean shorts new bounces and they will wear a hat that shows what car they own as well as sitting in a matching lawn chair at every single car meet they go to non-car guy who thinks he's hard he drives his mom's camry but they will literally race anyone like actually literally anyone they have zero idea how an honorable race is supposed to work therefore they're gonna roll next to you while you're stuck behind traffic in your lane while he's completely clear in his then he's gonna start filming backwards and take off and then post to social media about how he gapped you despite the fact that you literally had nowhere to go what is what do these people expect us to do you want us to like rear end the guy in front of us if you're gonna at least try to roll racist just but you know what they're not gonna try because they want to feel good about themselves because they would know that actual car guys would have gapped them had it been a fair race and these mf's don't want to play fair because that's not how their ego works left lane hog often found on facebook complaining about people tailgating them even though they're going 10 over well the reality is you going 10 over doesn't matter because you do not set the speed of the left lane the passing lane has no theoretical speed it is up to the flow of traffic if you see said folk roll up behind you move the f out of their way dui guy thinks drinking and driving is cool probably has already ended someone's life but someone got out of jail all they talk about is alcohol and partying this guy peeked early and still hangs around their old high school they make it their entire personality coming back wasted from every single party's assigning success for them but ultimately it's just a way to drown out their sorrows as they realize that no one has or ever will truly love them they will amount to nothing they will work until they die they will never have kids who love them they will never have parents who care and they're never gonna have everyone congratulate them as they lie in their bed in their last moments realizing how much of a piece of they are clown racer real street racers race when the road is empty and honorably raised lining up with three two one clout chasers only race if a crown of people are watching because they only do things for attention and yeah right they're gonna listen to a three two one role they're just gonna go whenever they feel like it so not only are they actually winning the race because they're jumping off the line they're also putting on the nearby pedestrians watching in danger and by the way i'm not talking about intentional bystanders like people who purposely attend takeovers or highway blocks i'm talking about middle of downtown or around the mall these low lives go there on purpose because they don't get enough attention from their parents growing up and they now have to put everyone else's life in danger as they make a ton of noise and swerve their muscle cars around in these tightly packed places all for the sake of having eyes stare at them clout buyer you thought cloud racers were bad what about clown buyers these mf's literally buy an obscure car just for clout the problem is they're fake af car guy who's never turned a wrench their entire life so they have to send it to shops for all the little list of fixes eventually they can't afford the repairs anymore and they're not patient enough to wait for parts so they end up just abandoning the car thus removing it from the pool of existing ones that would have been preserved for future generations you want to know me clown buyers have ruined 3000 gts r32s mark4 supra's first gen nsx's pontiac gto's holding commodores and more it's tragic tragic that the reason those car prices are jacking up exponentially is because stupid owners who weren't prepared to own the car couldn't take care of them they just bought it for clout and attention so they could post on their tick tock and instagram but didn't have any actual capability to take care of the vehicle in unfortunately i'm sorry younger enthusiast truly i am sorry that my generation ruined so many cool cars that you won't be able to afford when you grow up or straight up won't exist when you grow up because these people these clout buyers are destroying them clout chaser shows up to every car me or show that influencers are at they show the business card in your face as their first form of introduction to you they don't actually tell you anything about what they do and they just ask you to like follow or subscribe they ignore all your friends and even try to pull you aside and separate you from them until you subscribe to them and follow their page twitch my comment on that is dear clout chasers let's be honest does this tactic actually really work people will just follow you to get you out of their face and then immediately unfollow you when you're out of their face how about you actually make good content online that attracts people there and helps the algorithm instead of ruining people's real life experiences with your behavior when people come to real life events like car meets to talk about cars they want to be treated like humans not a number more money than brains supercar guy who crashed the supercars all the time instead of learning how to drive them he just buys another time each time he crashes it these people are the reason why retro supercars are becoming rare and rare with each crash they do since it dwindles the remaining amount of said cars even further they're like clout buyer but even worse since they actually have a lot more money and can basically speedrun the destruction of retro supercars so there they go destroying one childhood dream car at a time stock fitment gang gang louvers check giant wing check chrome wrap check no performance mods check lowered car with springs coils or bags with good offset and nice wheels not check i finally see how winstworthy it is to see people who add so many other mods to their cars but not do a dang thing about their wheel gap and their common excuse is always i'm just gonna scrape everywhere man you don't understand yo don't talk me unless you got a car as low as this from factory because most stock cars really do not scrape everywhere and on top of that you don't have to lower your car you can get taller tires you can get larger wheels you can get air suspension lowering a car is not the only way to fix fitment and if you're not going to adjust the wheel gap at the very least change your offset i don't get how some people go so thoroughly into their build but somehow completely don't focus on what makes it pop the most the way it sits i finally understand because i'm never going back after seeing how fine it looks for my car stickered up regular traffic stock cars stock cosmetics stock engine bait but they gotta smack a sticker on the rear window telling you they're a ceo of some company that doesn't actually exist or even worse they've got all these stickers of performance mods and companies that aren't even on their car bonus points if they try to act all hard with stuff like i'll take you to gamblebees or don't mess with me or you won't keep up when i gas down despite all these stickers belonging to a bone stock nissan altima brass instrument orchestra straight pint v cubes and three series beamers be sounding like freshman year band class heck that's actually an insult to those aspiring musicians i take that back i would rather listen to someone on a moped ride by playing a trumpet that actually still sounds better than straight piping of eq or three series base model bmw for the love of god x or h-pipe it actually makes more power and more torque too you know straight pi who cares they're doing it because it's cheap and loud i'm p i'm preaching to the choir this is one band that's gonna keep playing crappy music anyways if you enjoyed this video make sure to subscribe and hit the like button for more car content and if you want to be featured in part two make sure to comment something below if you have a really good idea and don't want it to get lost in the sea of youtube comments make sure to follow my twitter and tweet it at me thanks for watching and see you then blade angel out you

Channel: Bladed Angel

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Keywords: Types of Car Guys, Types of Car Guys You'll Meet, Car Meet Noobs, Stupid Things Car Guys Say, Stupid things non-car guys say, EVEN MORE Stupid Things Car Guys Say, More Stupid Things Car Guys Say!, Modded Cars, Why do people modify cars, Cars riced from factory, Non-car Guys, Car guys, Car Enthusiasts, Bladed Angel

Id: 595nb_RdbKA

Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 11 2021

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