2 hippies accidentally run over a dog that belongs to war veterans. | Walter

[Music] [Music] acuity [Music] [Applause] uh heavy hey cutie shut up hippy hey man we're here about walter does he happen to live here by chance uh here we are nice cup of tea one for you oh rocky rocky yes and one for you clay thank you um we can't hang we're just here would you like some biscuits i've just taken some anzacs out of the oven no thank you listen mrs gert just call me gert everyone does cool listen gert um we've got something to rocky that's an interesting name for a girl what's it short for oh my mother didn't like long names um gert uh will you maybe some hungarian goulash i've got some left in the fridge no thank you we really can't stay yes that's right um you see we were just driving through town and it's about walter walter what's he been up to where is he walter please mrs good good right maybe i should yeah maybe good we were driving through town on the way to the city and gilderoy dad what do you think jumped down ah sorry muff didn't know you had visitors that's okay boys this is rocky and mud oh clay clay yes sorry dear these two had some young men of my boys dean and doug groovy couple of hippies eh don't you like give away that free sex stuff dan it's walter with you oh and noma he's not inside no he's not walter please misses good good boys yes that's that's why we're here um i've been wanting to tell you he's asleep he's been working very hard oh been protesting eh you must hate us no we just hate war you think we don't we fight for peace so do we you shoot to kill i shoot to live why fight fire with fire when you can put it out with water why don't you put me out go on take your water and pour it all over me i dare you oh sorry we must have fallen asleep i wasn't asleep anyway now where were we sorry you were about to say something yeah okay so this isn't gonna be easy uh it's about walter walter what's he been up to well we were just driving through town you see and he just came running out in front of us we just didn't have time to stop we tried i'm sorry it was an accident gert we hit walter he's dead walter's dead dear you killed walter we are so sorry it all just happened so quick bloody hippies smoking your weeds and singing your protest songs why can't you just watch what you were doing dean leave it no but they walk in here like it's some kind of tomorrow and they tell us leave it i'm sure it was an accident good it was we we really are very sorry are you sorry well that's all right then thanks for telling us you can go now just scrape what's left of him off your wheels and enjoy the rest of your day he just came running straight out in front of us oh so it's his fault now why don't you grab those straight pieces of him bring him back here we'll give him a bloody good thrashing how old was he he was 11. oh cool so he lived a pretty good life what well 11 years is a decent life span are you kidding me where is he now well we we put him in the boot of the van you put him in the boots well the baby seat's going in the back and we didn't want to get our seats all bloody i can't believe when i'm here duck go get him leave your blade i can tell he he came from a nice family you you must have loved him very much you think he was obviously very important to you all you could say that we'll do whatever we can to make it a little easier for you clay could dig a hole in your backyard so you can bury him in the backyard well yeah why don't we chuck him on the barbie and and cremate him slowly take it easy brother we would be happy to pay for a new one if you like did you call me brother i'm not your brother my brothers wore badges of honor not your badges are folly you you people throw your rotten eggs on us and tell us not to be violent you tell us not to alienate the minorities while forcing us to be one you fight for peace the ultimate contradiction please put the gun down a lot of good men died so that you can hate them a lot of news for you there's a war happening in vietnam but there's a bigger war happening here and the atrocities are going to be far more brutal walter oh [Music] so [Music] you

Channel: Omeleto

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Keywords: walter, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: AxcvoyHCnyc

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020