1994 Never Looks So Good! - Retro Commercials Vol 374

[Music] [Applause] a big shout out to 20 grade of retro days calm our founder patreon member be sure to check out his website at retro days calm be sure to never miss new episodes of retro commercials subscribe to Dave's archives now and don't forget to tap that bill ABC sports proudly presents the 5 a.m. our goal [Music] before they could start at the 1994 Winter Games we started four years ago IBM's here helping plan and design every event a Lillehammer Olympic organizing committee chose IBM not just to integrate thousands of computers and systems but to actually help manage the Winter Games the job were told the equivalent of putting on two Super Bowls a day for 16 days so we've been here preparing the world for what's the power of great starts the great finishes the 1994 Olympic Winter Games gold silver bronze and blue I don't need some fancy cologne to tell me I'm a man I use skin bracer it smells great but it also cools and tones my skin that confidence is very sexy don't you think skin bracer aftershave i menin just down sun setting up the incredible California coast is Wolfgang Puck's latest culinary creation granita it's a touch of the Mediterranean with a dash of the Pacific and if you go there bring your appetite for travel and your Visa card perfect because Wolfgang's grilled prawns will take you to the Mediterranean but granita won't take American Express and laughs to cook and I love to eat even more reason it's everywhere you want to be hey the huge $1 day sale there are values everywhere you left brunches involves cords and Bruin gloves and more $50 each so look into the eight dollar day sale today you'll see so many ways to save sophisticated engineering has made Lincoln Continental a surprisingly smart luxury sedan it even knows a lot about you it knows how long your legs are it knows the sound of your voice thank you why with this load leveling suspension Continental even those exactly how much you weigh but don't worry it also knows how to stay quiet [Music] Hey where's the picture there's no picture did you see the picture come out how can that be a Polaroid camera if there's no picture doesn't look like a Polaroid camera it's not a Polaroid camera presenting the Polaroid Captiva it's sleek its stylish it's pocket-sized pictures stay in a special compartment till you take them out so you're free to shoot and shoot maybe if you shake it yeah shake the camera the Polaroid Captiva the pictures stay in till you take them out I never realized the world was so full of hazards that's why there's a company like MetLife because sometimes things do get out of control that's why over 45 million people look to me to be there when things go wrong that's why you should get me it pays this is really new leave it to Clairol it's not a new hair color not just another shampoo for colored hair it's the new Clairol color whole system their way to hold on to perfect color between colorings daily shampoos and conditioners what's the toy the week color refresher it keeps my blonde brilliant my red ravishing the breakthrough is the color refresher just choose your shade use it in the shower and hold on to perfect color week after week after week the new color whole system only from Clairol hold on to perfect colors Sunday cases your tips for America's Funniest Home Videos grand prize $100,000 show that would mean someone's gonna win $100,000 then it's the new America's Funniest people with kid host Candace Cameron a full house and America's Funniest hour is Sunday Dave Thomas has a dream of competing in pairs figure skating and winning gold hi birdie I'm looking for a skating partner what do you say a gold medal for figure skating in 1992 but no pairs well let's have lunch anyway got a full afternoon dinner Wendy's $2.99 old-fashioned quarter pound single combo made fresh to order with biggie fries and a cold drink oh boy the single combo is 299 I'm a 35 year old father and I love my kids that cereal brave adults express their feelings about life and their love for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes anxiety embarrassment guilt as far as I'm concerned it's all part of a complete breakfast those crunchy flakes that delicious frosting isn't it time you put it all out on the table I know it's embarrassing even a little childish and that's just the box there's no denying it frosted flakes ever tasted ult's have grown to love their goon sundae can Lois save the world from a deadly computer virus are you ladies finished will Superman get there in time Lois and Clark Sunday follow this BM is a highly affordable 325i it is available with highly advanced of all seasoned trash [Music] feature you can have a bmws of all sizes from the 325i to the eighth series does it help you slip away without slipping call 1-800 three three four four BMW to arrange a thorough test drive when I came to the US I left on my friends back home introducing AT&T true world savings with an introductory offer 50% off weekend calls to your special 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millions of people use mine Melvin clay I've been taking Berger to behave the cables way is the syntax error of 39 in the year 23,000 12 BC Lenny the Traveling Salesman rented the first big round wheel from thrifty at a nice small rate today thrifty car rentals still offers historically low rates and now are nice big cars with four wheels you simply check your phone book for the thrifty location nearest you renting wheels at low prices is nothing new to thrifty in fact we invented it your neighborhood thrifty car rental historically known for low rates recently Jim Holland made the longest ski jump in history include the equivalent of 36 miles this incredible jump took place you know and it was all part of an offseason training program for the US Ski Team made possible by visa and it's cardholders visa the only car that helped train these athletes and the only card accepted at the 94 Winter Olympics where Jim Holland hopes to make the second longest in history during your family's Florida vacation explore the wonders of SeaWorld in Orlando and the wilds of Busch Gardens in Tampa Bay it's the 21st annual American Music Award performing live Whitney Houston Rod Stewart Michael Bolton and more joined Reba McEntire Tony Bennett salt and pepper though let's go thon that's 21st annual American Music Awards live Monday my dandruff shampoo is good better try something else mine really works you'd better try something else like selsun blue doctors recommended more than all leading brands selsun blue doctor recommended number one dry skin heal and protected with looper dough the one created for dermatologists the lasting moisture of Lubriderm it does it basic instinct is to save your skin it's time to find out why people are buying the Mercury Villager instead of our minivan after you sir we all can't fit in here oh no you just slide the seat back it's actually very complicated like a b6 leather CD player if you like that sort of thing which I how does it drive great I mean but also a standard four-wheel anti-lock brakes the Mercury Villager all this and the quality of a mercury [Music] 10-4 I got it out when you buy a die hard you get a lot more than the power of a great battery you get the peace of mind that comes from Sears emergency service if you ever need a jumpstart we'll do it for free your offset anytime anywhere diehard only at Sears tire and auto center we are driven to satisfy Visa and American Express rolled cards can get you to great gwanak a in the Bahamas but should there be trouble in paradise the gold can come to your rescue because the only Hotel Andre gwanak a doesn't take America know that these ago thats everywhere you want to be having classically [Music] 100% Colombian coffee and picked by Juan Valdez the richest coffee in the world they're all angel but boy did they make a mess in my classroom I have a cabinet full of brawny those third pockets do the trick bill after bill day after day at time I lose it sometimes I'd like them to absorb the kick only brownie has thirst pockets each to fly sheet has hundreds of them making brownie remarkable at soaking up spindles Ronnie gets to the mess before the mess gets to you now Ortega goes to the garden for summer ripe tomatoes crisp white onions green bell peppers and lively jalapenos to make a sell to the tastes like you just picked it garden salsa so red it's so green so full of extra big bites of plump juicy vegetables for a taste that's extra fresh new garden style salsa it's a fresh new way to experience mess to the max Wednesday the critics mother exposes her adopted son yet because we thought he was a monkey his original name was mr. bit the press calls it the feel-good show of the year the critic before home improvement Wednesday Dave Thomas has a dream of competing in the four-man bobsled in winning let's try it maybe we ought to have a lunch first if you've got a challenging afternoon get a Wendy's $2.99 old-fashioned quarter pound single combo with biggie fries in a cold drink the best hamburger makes the best combo see you buddy Wendy's quarter pound single combo now just $2.99 about Pierce Peter skating legend has it that when many needed some wheels for his family vacation and only wanted to spend a few pebbles he went to thrifty just a stone's throw away and today you can still find a thrifty car rental nearby with very neighborly rates simply check your local phone book of call 1-800 for cars you see Thrifty's been renting wheels at low prices in neighborhoods or over since the very beginning your neighborhood thrifty car rental historically known for low rates [Music]

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Length: 15min 37sec (937 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 12 2020