Alright, what did you want to tell me? Um... so... I'm gay. I know.
-And, my parents have no idea. No idea. But one day, puberty might hit me like a truck, and... ...I might become one of those #glowup people on Instagram. You know? And?
-Which means I might get a hot boyfriend. Right.
-So, I have decided... to come out to them. Okay?
-One second. So, I have made a list of 100 different ways to come out. Almost. Anyways, okay... Cool. So, number one. A fun way to do it with a possible letdown? Jokes! Hey, dad. Hmm? Wanna hear a joke?
-Sure. Alright. "Let's get somethin' straight. I'm not!" *chuckles* (HOLY MOLY THAT WAS KILLER HAHAHAHA) [Directed by Kovu] *whispering* Good one, good one. (agreed) Get it? Get it? Do you get it? (We do!) *gasps* Oh! *chuckles* I get it, I get it! Funny, right; yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah. 'Cus you have scoliosis, right? Like, your back isn't straight? (GAH! NO!) *murmurs* That's not...what I meant. Um, never mind. *cackles* *sigh* That's a good one! I'll tell your mum that one! Alright, next one. Okay, okay. Number two. Bake a cake, BUT with "I'm gay" written in icing on top. Do you even know how to bake? *le thicc clap* Shit. *old smoker's cough* Shit, that's salt. *egg* Shit. (SKILLS) No. Number three. Uh, at a family dinner. *throat clear* Um... (uh oh, shit gonna get real) There's just...something... I wanted to tell you guys. Erm... And now that we're all gathered here, it seems like a good time to say it. Erm, I'm gay. *totally convincing choking on soup* *gasp* NANA! (ikr, she would win a Grammy for that) Maybe something else... (Get it? Nana, grammy? Forget it) *stammers for a bit* Okay, number four. What if I sing them a song? ♪ There's something I wanna tell you guys ♪ ♪ And I hope you say it's okay ♪ *playin dat gee-tar* ♪ I'm nervous as heck, and I might wet my pants, but ♪ ♪ I'm gonna say it anyway ♪ (OMG HE SAID HECK) ♪ I am... gay! ♪ *gay ebony guitar strumming* ♪ That's all I wanted to say, I'm gay. ♪ ♪ I'm as straight as a noodle ♪ (same) ♪ ...as the fur of a poodle, I am gay! ♪ ♪ Like... super gay. *plays out* ♪ (not available on iTunes) Right...
Or! Everyone loves gifts. Mum? Yes, dear? I got something for you. How sweet of you! Wait, what do you want? Oh, nothing. I just thought I'd show you how much I appreciate you for once. Really? (yeah, dead-ass facts my guy) Well, thank you then. Read what it says on the front. "I love my gay son." YOU GOT ME AN E X T R A L A R G E ? ! Wha? Are you calling me fat? No, nonono! That's not what I meant! Your mom is big-boned and beautiful! (and thicc :P) Now go to your room!
No mom, that's not... Off you go! Go on! Maybe something else... Okay. [I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross plays] Diana Ross! Next! "Oh, don't mind me! I'm just drinkin' my tea! ^read it^ Next.
-Party poppers! What for? For the big announcement! (Duh!) Ah... next. Next.
-Alright, what aboooout... The little flags!
-No! Kovu... (that's his name, don't wear it out) Pride flag toothpicks! Wait...
-What? Actions speak louder than words, right? What about it? So what if I find a guy... With REALLY low standards... And my parents catch me in bed with him? I don't think that's what that saying means... Doing the Dew™ I know what that means! *whispering* Having sex! Stop! (don't stop, daddy) *Kovu discovers the art of docking* Don'tcha think that may be a bit extreme? You might be right, actually... I'll scratch that one. What about -- Mum! *gasp* What? I failed all my GCSEs! *gasps realistically* Just kidding... I'm just gay. *sighs in relief* Thank god. Wait -- *Gasp 2: The ReInhaling* Didn't you, though?
-She doesn't need to know. Wait here. *sigh* Kovu... Are you ready... for the "Fabulous..." The "fresh outta the closet..." Kovu Kingsrod! *singing to self* Kovu. (boi, we know his name) Do you like my shirt? No! Or, what if I run through quiet? KOVU! (say kovu one more time, i dare you) Or if I taught a parrot how to say it? Stop! What if... I dropped in on a parachute, so that they could get the message from above? Maybe they'd be more accepting if it came to them from heaven... They're not that religious, though, so I don't really know if it would do anything... Also, I dunno where to get a parrot... THAT'S your biggest concern? Kovu, please. What? What about just... telling them? Oh! Like, wait one second. *snaps party popper* I'm gay! No, less extra. (like your acting) Oh, so like... *snap numero dos* I'm... gay? No, like... *sigh* sit down. (BE HUMBLE) Like, just tell them normally. Just explain to them. I don't... I don't really wanna do that. Then, just get your counselor to explain. You could even... send them an email, or send them a text, or you could write a letter... ...and leave it at home for them to read before you go out somewhere. and they can read it and process it while you're out of the house. I mean -- I, I guess... Are you scared?
-Pffft... no! Aww! Well, no need to be; they'll probably be fine with it. And... if not, you can probably crash at mine for a bit. My parents are down, they think you're cool anyway. Aww... really? Yeah! Or... You could send them the link to a YouTube video of a guy dressing up as a girl and presenting the audience tons of different ways to come out! Ayy. *chuckles* Ayy! Hi! So... I hope you like that video! A hundred ways to come out... Almost. Got some of them from Instagram, so thank you to the ones sharing their ideas with me! I know a lot of you have requested another skit, and it's been a while since I've made one because I felt like shit and *snaps* ♪ It's hard to make a skit when you feel like shit! ♪ (Not as good as your first single) So, I really hope you enjoyed this video. If you did, make sure to give it a thumbs up. I hope I didn't make anyone uncomfortable; me dressing up as a girl (you were so cute >///<) Thank you sosa so much for watching this video... Subscribe to see more of my awkward [pretty] little face... If you want a full song, a full version of that "I'm Gay" song, Let me know and I'll be working on it, (stammers) I'm serious. I hope you're having an absolutely wonderful day today, Stay safe, eat, drink, and do not hurt yourselves, And remember that you are so much more than you could ever realize seriously, happy pride month! Unless you celebrate it next month... Then happy early pride month *giggle* Alright, I hope you're feeling great. Good...bye...cause...I'm actually bi, (stammers) I'm not that gay. Bye! *slam* Ugh, geez. Why do I have so much energy?
the whole baking scene was a trip