10 Times Alan Harper Was The Bad Men

when you coming home Dad I don't know he the it's not funny well maybe not funny haha but certainly funny that boy was nothing like me well he doesn't have ear hair and whiskey breath but I'm guessing he'll grow into [Music] that it's got to be a way to lose the guilt and keep the money there is you've made enough trouble for me already oh quit your bitching and for God's sake stop washing your hands like lady MC Beth I don't have to wash my hands I just peed so so what if I don't wash and then Shake somebody's hand screw them they were probably picking their [Laughter] nose tough night bunkey I'm a Charlie don't be so hard on yourself Jake needed a haircut and you had no money what no no I took money to give a woman pleasure wait a minute you gave a woman pleasure oh you have no idea what powerful orgasms these hands are capable of delivering no no no no I've always known that I just find it hard to believe they could give them to other people yeah well maybe this will convince you a woman gave you this uh-huh right before she told me she was done with me and I could show myself out sounds like a dream Daye to me so what's the problem how do I live with myself how did you live with yourself before by thinking I was better than you now after all these years I finally descended to your level oh no no no no no I may have done some questionable things in my life but I have never taken money for it it's not to say it wasn't offered deservedly so fine I'm worse than you that's all I'm saying well I am going to take a shower and try to was the cheapness off me better take some steel wool on a cheese grater okay okay let's look at the alternate explanation for the first time in her life a mother is being totally selfless and thinking about someone else's well-being dear God my own mother is trying to kill me um that being said uh are you um out of your freaking mind beg pardon you just could not control yourself a female's in the house she must be mounted so tell me a little bit about yourself uh ever been married my wife passed away oh oh I'm uh I'm so sorry no alimony though got to love that how it go last night I couldn't do it Alan I tried but I couldn't oh well that happens to all men occasionally especially when you get to be our age what are you talking about what are you talking about I'm talking about how I'm so set in my ways I couldn't spend one night in a strange house yeah that's what I'm talking about there is a principal involved and that is one of poaching another man's gal is that so yes that's so now take a hike why don't you just sit down and finish your peanut don't you touch me hey hey calm down you're right you're right we should just uh take a deep breath and calm down it's a good idea so what are you doing after P here drops you off hey Marcus how's that God God so mad so mad so man I hate you I hate you I hate who do you hate Alan what do you ha everybody God let it go keep going Al wait a minute stop should I stop well it's up to you you paid for the full hour so and there is the financial issue what Financial issue well if he's going to be living with me I'm thinking I should get a sizable break on the child support well you're certainly entitled to your opinion well thank you wait a minute the institution of marriage is not one to enter lightly so we pause at this time to consider the depth of that commitment oh Alan Harper you animal I can't believe Jud have let you go oh God Alan Harper oh god oh don't stop Alan Harper please don't stop Alan Harper I Feel Like a Woman again I'm Alan Harper and I'm not having [Music] sex he m

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Length: 6min 11sec (371 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 21 2023