New channel! Team Edge but just gaming challenges! Subscribe now! link in the description below. XD - Squish it into a ball [Matt sniffs aggressively] Sometimes- [laughs] That was an agressive sniff [Lowkey Judging Matthias] cancer MATHIAS IS BAE - What's going on guys? I am your baby-faced Matthias, shaved I shaved, dude - Oh! - aw [laughs] Brian is here, and he's joined me Today, we're doing an all new series. Did I say something weird? - "and he joining me" - "and he join me" [laughs] we're- we're feeling it today, baby! We got totally wasted before we started fil- No, I'm just kidding. Click that bell icon, next to my channel name on desktop and on mobile to get notified of when I upload videos. We're doing new series. Chinese Items. Brian scowered the internet for ten items on these Chinese websites. so, he searched all over for it. so, we went all over for it. and today, I'm gonna decide wether you should try it or deny it. BECAUSE Y'ALL DENYING ME that's right. "try it, or deny it". oooooooooooo MMMMMM BABEH First item, silly straws. "Hot"n [laughs] what? why is the first thing ... we got a kid in a ... trying this silly straw, you know, it's a silly straw, right? We've seen these things before. look at how they describe them. "Hot! Funny Soft Plastic Straw ..."
[Brian]: why [inaudible] Okay, why "Hot! Funny Soft Plastic Straw Glasses Unique Flexible Drinking Tube ..."? forty-nine cents, and they have all these varitions of colors Wow! Four thousand, six hundred thirty-three people bought this item. That is no joke, mon frere "Waited 2,5 months" [laughs] "the order did not come opened dispute, money back"! They get their package, and they're like, "No one's going to open it for me? What the heck? I just gotta do it myself?" "For forty-nine cents, I should be having a guy come and open this product for me "The seller did not answer my questions". What kind of questions do you have on a drinking straw? What kinda questions?! "How long is this flexible tube?" [sensually] "how much-" [laughs] "How hard do I have to suck?" [laughs] [Brian]: Stop!
[Matt]: Seriously! What other questions could you have? "Thank you: everything works" It would be so hard to screw up a flexible drinking tube, dude. "Did not come, sorry," [laughs] "Ordered 11.11 children to ng. Allie returned the money" [laughs] "As per habbit in cleaning products that my son takes the mouth, boiled the glasses straw, and just fell apart the format "the first photo matches the part of the rim of (the) 'glasses'." [laughs] what? "The order came in a month, the tube is compressed, I did not know, how use it"? [laughs] does that mean it's squished
[Brian]: people are struggling to figure out how to use this thing, man. [matt]: Just like, "How ... do I put it in my mouth?" "Do I put it in a different hole?" "What do I do?" Oh [Brian laughs] my Gosh! "100g(rams of) Pure Snail Slime Mucus-" This is- you, like, put this page up, or something on this website is this real? [Brian]: Over four-and-a-half star rating, over forty-two votes [Matt laughs] [Matt]: "Mucus Extract Same As Snail Crawling On The Face Treatment Beauty Salon Equipment" Why would someone do that? Uh! I just cringed, hard core, man. oh! "Mucus of extraction, listing is not for live snails" "Snail breeding in nautral enviornment in the process of extraction according to the avrage weight, meat, and the color of (the) mucous." What the heck? like, I'm out of it, at this point. like, I'm not even ... Like, I'm just like, "What? Oh my gosh?" "Main ingredientes: snail mucus extract" "Main ingredients" What else is in there? and then just a giant pictue of a snail "Look, here's all the snails that we use" [Brian]: They're farmed [both grunt in discust] [Matt]: Why is that creepy? She's like, she's like [laughs] you could tell in her eyes she's beyond terrified of what is happening "It is cheeting! water with sugar and all the cover broke the day" "Goods recieved, packaged well, in fact, tried on, honest seller, I recommend" "Everything is fine -- [laughs] --the skin becomes smooth-where the crow's feet-I recommend seller mask sweet taste" "but it's not sugar-drop does not freeze and stays adhesive -- it's true snail extract!!!! I recommend seller!!!!" That is a fake review, if I ever seen one. "Bad stracture" [laughs] "oh, this 'stracture's bad! So bad!" I'm gonna say, "Denied" We ain't gonna do it.
