10 Programmer Stereotypes

the programmer an offshoot of the great ape family closely related to chimps and gorillas distinguished by its minimal bipedal movement and ability to stare at a computer screen for the majority of its lifetime there's an estimated 30 million specimens alive in the world today normal humans use stereotypes to help understand and generalize this unusual variant which experts estimate are about 99 accurate about 12 of the time in today's video we'll take a look at 10 different programmer stereotypes to find out which one you fall into first up we have the gear head this variant owns the bleeding edge version of everything like the latest m1 mac a big ass curved monitor mechanical keyboard tesla in the garage ai generated synthetic meat in the fridge and a smart lock on the house to keep it all safe when programming he goes wherever the hype train takes him in 96 it was java in o6 it was jquery in 2016 it was graphql and in 2026 he'll be first in line at neural link to get a chip that can help him write blazingly fast code it doesn't matter what the tech does if it's trendy it belongs in the stack this stereotype may be true sometimes but programming can actually push many people in the opposite direction the guy who works in tech but hates text stereotype knows exactly how unreliable and dangerous code can be like that the rac25 incident where a little software bug accidentally killed some people by giving them a massive overdose of radiation this guy would never buy a car that can be remotely summoned back to elon when you stop paying the bill and he would definitely never put a smart lock on his house because the nsa probably has backdoor access or at the very least there's an undiscovered exploit in its code if you broke into his farmhouse you'd find a single monitor linux machine a flip phone some gold bullion and a shotgun barrel pointed in your face the most stereotypical programmer though has to be the introvert he's a savant who still sleeps in a car bed and his vision of the ideal lifestyle is what the rest of society calls quarantine he's super good at math and can actually program stuff without using google and stack overflow but couldn't hold a conversation to save his life extroverts like jobs use these nerds like woz to get super rich this stereotype used to be 100 true back when programming was hard like pre-1990s but as programming has become more mainstream it's led to a new paradigm the programmer this guy got a computer science degree while mostly partying with his frat in college his name is usually chad and he has more mating opportunities than the introvert but it comes at a cost of reduced code quality which he refuses to test because test driven development is for losers nah bro however he has better communication skills than the introverts which is annoying because i wish this guy would stop talking to me eventually he evolves into your manager where he can torment you with code reviews and team building exercises now so far in this video i've been using a lot of masculine pronouns that's because 95 of my audience is male which is actually pretty close to the real world distribution today what you may not realize though is that back in the day women used to dominate the programming space kathleen booth created the first assembly language grace hopper created the first compiler and margaret hamilton led the team who wrote the code for the apollo moonlander code that was so flawless and perfectly executed that some people think it's proof we didn't actually go to the moon that was the apex of code quality since that time everything's gone downhill the next specimen we'll look at is the influencer or code fluencer his natural habitat is not a code editor but rather a social media platform most commonly twitter after figuring out how to print hello world in php he immediately rose to the top of the dominance hierarchy in his own mind now he makes the world a better place by regurgitating code tips and hot takes all day long and he just landed a better paying job than you because he mastered the art of virtue signaling and that's what we call a good culture fit another popular stereotype is the hacker this guy's able to open up a terminal connect to some remote mainframe and break all of its security protocols one by one with awesome fancy animations between each step this stereotype is what most people think programmers do but is 100 manufactured by hollywood real hacking is extremely tedious and boring and is done primarily by the people who have all the guns now a stereotype that is actually real is the 10x developer this guy is an extremely rare unicorn that can do the work of 10 other developers combined some say they're a myth but i've seen developers first hand who write code like durant plays basketball or kasparov plays chess there are people out there with a natural problem-solving ability that just goes far beyond the rest of the population you'll know a 10x developer when you see one because you'll feel very incompetent and also very jealous now i think the ideal stereotype for most of us to fall into is the lazy programmer to the outside world it doesn't look like this guy does much he sits at a computer all day hitting the keyboard and if you glance at a screen it looks like he's just copying and pasting things from the internet what he's actually doing though is building a million dollar side hustle so he can retire in his 30s he also has a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen for dinner while sharing a crappy apartment with four other dudes his wardrobe is 50 swag from tech conferences and 50 thinks his mom bought him he leverages code to work smarter and not harder now on the other end of the spectrum we have the old jaded guy he has long silver hair and a big white beard he only codes in c not c plus plus and definitely not any of the hipster garbage that you're using in fact he probably wrote the compiler for the silly toy language that you're trying to learn his depth of knowledge transcends the normal apes idea of reality when he discovered through psychedelics that we're all just one entity that found a hack in the universe to experience itself in parallel with primate bodies and computers are the tool that will ultimately make us one again and that concludes our presentation on programmer stereotypes let me know which one you fall into in the comments below thanks for watching and i will see you in the next one

Channel: Fireship

Views: 1,523,828

Keywords: webdev, app development, lesson, tutorial

Id: _k-F-MMvQV4

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Fri May 20 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/lookielookiehi]

This is actually quality content for once on this sub, worth the watch—take my upvote

Edit: also liked the YT video

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Probably the jaded guy except that I’m 30 and nb

(And I code everything in C++ for speed)

[u/sjveivdn]

Minimalist fits