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if you could give people one piece of advice what would that be cool what from my life you stump me Jimmy um I'd I'd have to say never never tell a bride with a bit of dog on her dress to chillx they get annoyed that's all I'm saying they get annoyed especially when they find out it was you that threw it at her who would run out of confetti I had to improvise I put it down to the stress of not being invited Rosen Joe you play a couple in the sitcom after life yes how do you think you'd get on in real life as a couple um we wouldn't leave the house much let's put it that way we both love Telly I've brought along a headcam cuz I I get a lot of uh on this show I B on this head C and uh and it just like for example if like Rachel spits at me or whatever I'll have proof because they always cut it from the show that does that has that happened before do she yeah but they never leave it in so uh it's just for my own protection and uh you know and it's good fun as well because there's lots of things you can do with it you know I look up at and people at home can see the crap I have to put up with have you ever wondered what it's like to get off a sh Lu yeah I have always yes so you can do [Music] that Jo your six romantic please curled how's that romantic as in toes Cur curled one out or toes curled I wouldn't go in there for a bit love just curled one out so if I take this Qui take this pill thanks mate T off says here says here if you take these uh it will either make you very good at maths and spelling right or you'll yourself I guess we have to wait and see what effect it has on [Music] it well that's a real shame don't know what all this is is this usually here lots of bored looking people oh there's a cameraman having a piss you animal oh there was there was one thing I was think of showing people you're like this down here but people don't know this is uh this is the daugh to John's dressing room he's got he's got the run of the whole desk do you reckon you could recognize your Bulls in a lineup in a lineup I don't know if I could pick mine out if there was like 20 photos ofs I said the nearest ones to me are mine yeah not always the case as you get older you sort of lob them out that's true Joe why have you got a bear with you well um kind of hoping you wouldn't notice that well we met on the train up here um got got chat in he's escaped from the uh circus or something and uh he's big fan of the show so he just sort of followed me here well that's nice no no he likes a proper sh he hates all this all right so what happened why are your clothes all ripped to shreds well we um had a few cans on the way up here and um you know how Bears get when they're pissed up and I made the mistake of taking a bite out of his chicken and mushroom slice mental the best way that I like to relax is uh I've Got a Friend Chris who doesn't mind being kicked in the plums so I brought him along and uh to uh Chris do you want to come out mate just show them how oh God I feel so stressed God pop your legs apart big guy oh God a long day sorry what are you going to do it's going to kick him in the plums what do you think I'm going to do look at this that's good oh God I can feel it all coming off me oh that's he's got a lovely technique really every way does anyone else want to go anyone in the cruise a bit pissed off with having to deal with Rachel yeah go on then have a go go on oh no yeah go on get it oh go on get stuck in guys oh cute absolutely you can feel the stresses of the day just this is weird even for us yeah so worth it isn't it don't try that at home kids cheers Chris you can go now mate I'll see you I'll pick you up here right tonight you're paired with Joe do you think you're going to do any better yeah I reckon it's our turn it's our time isn't it you is I need a bit more time it's a Time problem right I can spell over days doesn't really go in turns what do you mean well it's not your turn really it is my turn well that's sort of Darwinism shut up you square so you're going to have to clarify which Square you're talking to we're being bullied by the Hedgehog sanct David how would you celebrate if you win tonight sorry David how would you celebrate when you win tonight I I I don't think I will you w I don't think I I don't think I'll see it as much of an achievement okay we've got a plan yeah what was your plan written down the alphabet we're in it to win it tonight we're not making about or second whatever uh Joe what's your idea of a romantic date uh chicken C of chips and peas uh I always think you can tell when a date isn't going well uh when the other person deliberately licks an electric fence shouldn't have taken her to the Avatar which one should you have taken her to well it's a second date thing is it you know okay um John you're generally quite a calm man what was the last thing that got you really angry I saw a guy yesterday eating Kew nuts sorry how are you pronouncing the word before nuts Kew nuts casew nuts you're doing it a bit too like a sneeze K cashew Kew nuts Kew bless you casew and so you were annoyed by a man eating e healthily out cuz it depresses me about what I'm doing with my life it was like out so it wasn't like at home you know when you have a healthy tea every third day you think I better have some broccoli so I don't die he was out and he was like I could have a lion bar or some monster M and he had however you say them nuts oh God what a depressing world at seritan train station eating cuts in the afternoon Cash Cash he was eating walnuts he was eating a box of pistachios I tried to eat a chocolate orange hole once I've got it in my mouth and um I had to wait six days for it to melt [Applause] Joe what's uh what's going on uh I'll be honest with you jimy I'm in a bit of a bad mood got a bit pissed off and this is what happens don't know why it happens but it always does I drink quite a lot of radioactive waste so what why are you in a bad mood you taking a piss H mate bad moood cuz you fired me that's why I ripped the door off your car yeah been drinking a lot radioactive weight saying let giv me some special paers like the old uh bit the old strength i' got a few other as well like uh I've got x-ray vision now I can see through cloth and that oh God I can't look at you I've got a few others as well I can show you special powers I've developed over the last few weeks Fabio do you want to come on remember my half Fabio oh yeah I should point out when uh when I get angry I go green and uh when he gets confused he goes Orange He looks like a really fit wats it but I've got got quite a few new skills go if you don't tell him he'll just stand there do you remember do you remember Yuri Geller used to be a to bend spoons with his mind yeah yeah well I could do the same thing with [Laughter] guttering you know it's one of my things um one of the other things I can do you're like this Rachel wherever I point an egg cup appears not not not that useful that one let like countdown you got a mascot right have you never thought why isn't there an elegant garment that's made up of a jumper mittens and a BAL clo no cuz uh I've made one I've solved the age-old problem of having to buy a separate jumper mittens and balac clava sced I I got distracted I'm caught up uh right so Joe there are a few teething problems just just talk me through this because it's it's um say it's an elegant garment that combines a jumper hair coming out the side of it so upsetting it's it's giving off a very pubic Vibe oh it's really upsetting that mouth looks inviting I was going to wear this on a first date but I'm not now I think my last design if I'm honest I think will be a classic like like the little black dress or jeggins because have you ever are you too old for this are you fed up with having to buy P helmet with curtain crop top and Falen as glove so so give me that combo again are you fed up with having to buy are you fed up with having to buy separate pith helmet with P helmet at least I didn't do this on the hottest day of the year Jimmy are you fed up with having to buy a separate pth helmet with neck curtain crop top and Falcon's glove cuz now you don't have to Fabio come out mate give us a 12l boys give us a 12l you deserve it look at that okay on to our first numbers round uh Jonathan Joe you get to pick the numbers Joe you know this game better than anyone true you're like you are like you're like the Rainman of this game you do your magic Joe that's what I want you to do to help us win thank you consent please [Applause] Carol okay time for a bonus round we're playing for double points in the countdown vibrator round Joe and here you're going head-to-head in the vibrator round are you ready come on Joe okay put them in done could you mount your vibrators please so it's just a regular game of countdown you two are playing you've got you can write on these okay we'll turn your vibrators on oh the wobbly wobbly shaky shaky Joe are you okay stuff is coming out what the hell is there's quite a lot of hairs on me have you experienced anything like this before yeah I'd do a bit of fracking take turn to Pi the letters and here go ahead have a consent please cons God I need a widow pleas yeah yeah yeah if you just in Joe's trying not to isn't and Lee's teammate it's Joe Wilkinson whenever he's not on countdown you can catch Joe live in your local park asking passers by if he can walk their dog wait that doesn't say walk Joe hello if they made a film about your life who would play you cool how did they get the Fone Lon um I mean that's the OD bit um you remember the lady who put a cat in a bin her she's got range that' be a great IMDb page can ofin video biopic of Joe yeah and it be nice to keep it in the family onto our first numbers round okay Lee Joe you get to pick the number numbers all right then we'll have we'll have one from the top yeah and we'll have the rest from B whereever from the bottom bits yep one big five little 7 five I'm out 1 three six and 50 and the target 605 okay and your time starts now oh oh Noam it okay [Music] yes so the target was uh 605 Jessica did you get it no I got 606 okay did you get it John you got it Le did you get it uh seven hospital I got it I got it I got it you got it okay yes I've got it yeah okay how did you get it okay take the three minus the one times up by the big one 100 100 times that by the six the simple little six and then bung the five on whatever you know what Joe Wilson Joe Wilson got it let's go let's smash the studio up that's incredible yeah it's incredible how do we top that we can't John did you do it the same way admittedly without the panach you didn't get it no I was outsmarted by Jay Wilk that's got to be a that's Rock Bottom 10 points for both teams now time for Joe and Jessica to go head-to-head in the maths are you feeling confident Jessica god well not after that no you spent a lot of time living in Los Angeles but you grew up in Yorkshire what what's the main difference you notice uh well I think the big difference is that I suppose what we would call a good time here right in La they would call it a serious drinking problem one big one from the top and five from the bottom please Rachel can we have the same numbers and the same result as you can handle it Joe you've had proper training fine five eight two 6 n and 100 yes there's 100 we're with a Chance 100 oh come on SP again Target is 660 your time starts now this his ball bag okay yeah oh no I'm so bad of this oh God oh [Music] no so the target was 660 no please please Jessica did you get it how how close did you get Jessica how close did you get got 658 658 so you got pretty close Joe Wilkinson did you get it I think I might Joe how did you get it 100 + 9 yeah time 6 654 8 minus the two yeah is oh I mean this is exceptional this is exceptional me all quick question has that ever has that ever been done before this is going to make the papers 10 points to Joe wison everyone I brought along one of my countdown Russian doll sets that I've painted um what's going on there um as you as you could see Jimmy you are the main Russian doll you're in one of your Swanky suits but as you can see you've pulled your trousers down and you've pushed your testicles out the side of your um so inside Jimmy is Rachel um as you can see uh Rachel is holding some toilet rolls under her arm um because she steals the toilet roll after the show when she's pissed up uh inside Rachel is Susie now as we all know uh Susie is pervert uh bit of a Peeping Tom that's why she's uh wearing some binoculars and she's holding a PO camera reason she's holding a polaro camera is because she does this thing where she'll kick your dressing room door down and try and take a picture of you when you're changing um I've spoken to HR but they're scared of her temper and then finally uh is John you done youve done a life siiz John yeah I feel that one sort of self-explanatory as you can see he's in his dinosaur pajamas uh because he struggles to get adult clothes to fish I've um I've bought one in my collection of countdown um indoor tropical water feet pies so there's all of us on here having a nice time um there's shaan see Sean there he's having a lovely time shouting at Pigeon John on holiday there [Laughter] um he's slightly more body conscious and sha uh so he's wearing a t-shirt with no trousers and pants on um and that's the only one that's life size um then um here we've got me Susie and Rachel having a lovely time as you can see Rachel's passed out on the back she's been drinking all afternoon and then uh finally we've got got Jimmy here loungy having a lovely time of a cocktail don't know why so happy absolutely no genitals and the best bit about it my favorite bit is it's uh not actually water it's uh Campari and lemonade yeah what have you got don't know yet by the way you two have got lovely bodies um what I've actually brought along is I brought along one of my parrots uh I've got a load of parrots and um this this one uh here is chill out Leslie chill out so yeah this this uh particular one so I got 16 this one Leslie I got off a uh actually got off interest sorry got off an Easter gangster that's why his perch is actually a sa off he's got couple of lovely little calm down uh little uh knuckle dusters there and uh it's instead of a cuttlefish he likes to peck on a human ear does he speak yeah unfortunately talking to you boy uh yeah he's picked up a bit of bad language from the uh gangsters so are we on that countdown bollocks boy y yeah with mascot at least that little TD John ain't on this week sorry John I didn't see you there pal me small Jo have you got a mascot uh yeah I I don't know about you but um I'm fed up with the same old pinatas aren't you yes fed up with it so I've come up with my own range of pinatas um I've brought a few with me this first one is um is my Rachel Riley p um uh having a few can and she's thrown up um and rather than do the old boring sweets inside the pinata I decided to put something inside that you the kids can whack out something more relevant so this one it's a load of marijuana joints more relevant to Rachel um the next one is uh suie tent um as you can see she's holding a bicycle chain which is uh her Pub fight weapon of choice is and uh inside is uh it's a it's a dictionary but in good in Susie Dent fashion it's hiding a knuckle dust um uh this one's this one's you Jimmy um hair comes off like not the real thing and inside is uh simply Some Teeth Whitening Gel for horses um uh sha here's sha see got the traditional middle finger hey uh inside Sean there's a lot of little toys and trumpets and so on that things that bring you Joy but they're all broken and finally is uh is a John [Applause] pinata I brought along um some uh not and bolts that I found well I I say found unscrewed where did you unscrew them from uh I'd rather not say sorry about that absolutely you honestly it looks more like you than you do look on the right foot there's some dog on it I think there's one for you as well a yours to be a little bit sexy it's got It's got sort of a cardigan cake your looks like it can kneel [Laughter] down you put your one in front of Jo no we're not yours in front of it's time to test their drawing skills I'm going to give them a series of nine letter words all they have to do is draw them and their teammates will have to guess what it is uh Jamal and Joe you're up first so Jamal you're guessing yeah at Joe you're drawing this could not be easier I'm looking forward to watching Joe up top he's he's drawing a nine letter word underwear yes I mean okay next one next board next board next board [Applause] crocodile oh alligator oh yes okay I'll just throw it it take longer [Music] no [Music] right chist is vagina vagina Jazz yes I had to guess what one of those look like countdown yes she going very well uh Jamal I'm sorry but you're already cheating once yeah yes what did he cheat in in this Reas oh that explains it I thought M how's he getting these from these shitty drawings just countdown I got because do like this oh really I didn't even mean to I thought it was incredible you showed him the [Laughter] cards John if you just pop him face up when you finished reading him yeah we do okay your time starts now stash yeah snow drift oh you jump started handsome buger Joe Wilkinson yeah what next do you know I thought it can't be that easy just oh no is that a breast or an anus anus anus no sphin it is easier if you show it to them yeah I know I know no you've learned from their technique I like it onion what the Cs that's bril have you got a mask no have you have you got a mascot though yeah I have you um I made a robot with um my my half brother Fabio Fabio do you want to bring it on mate I mean it's it's very realistic talk me through well we uh we got pissed up on Sunday afternoon and uh found a solding on and uh we built that comes with uh some Natty features like it's a it's got a pocket with a n bread in it like like robots yeah like it's got retractable salad servers that is really troubling to watch why is it so slow and just above the buttocks there's a a fold down guess who bard [Applause] as I say we uh we were drinking quite heavily so not a lot of it makes sense if I'm hon seems to be starting to smoke there Joe ah yeah is a bit dog is it um get rid of it Fab I Chuck it in the canal of it I've actually brought along a packet of hemorrhoid suppositories because I love the design of the package I think it's beautiful font sorry what I've had hemorrhoids for several years now so I've got to the point where I can pop one of those in and people can't really tell when I've done it um let you to a little secret Jimmy it's all about misdirection oh my God did you just did you just while that was yeah the itching is immediately [Applause] gone turn down [Laughter] oh Joe what's going on mate oh uh oh Fabio Fabio grab this than that's that's my half brother Fabio great body but thick as pig what's going on oh uh yeah I've uh I've been promoted again uh head of Youth Development uh cuz I'm pretty funky so basically uh they want to get young people watching the show CU apparently only old people watch this and uh so I had a couple of choices coule of ideas I could either get the boy band One Direction on the show do a couple of songs or I could dress up as a lion yeah I I feel I may have made the wrong it's not too I've got lots of ideas to get them watching I've got like um got like a nest of tables look at that it sort of makes the set look like a sort of cool rappers Bungalow it's quite nice this is a bit of a clincher I bought my map of the UK Canal system and I thought we could all sort of choose can you hold that for a sec choose choose our favorite can now so I thought we'd just do a little talk on that and actually should get the party started until then let's play Cal down Hey Joe how have you been well I'll tell you what's going on Jimmy since you fired me I'll be with you I struggled to get work and the only job the job center could get me in was on a show called The only ways essic so I'm on that now if you don't know it's like a drama it's kind of like d and Abby but they have fantastic teeth and a vacant expression on their faces okay so you're on to but why are you dressed like that you winded me up I'm just asking well well it's all it's cuz if you're going to go on the only ways eics you have to be glamorous and what's more glamorous than a mermaid aren't mermaids normally fish from the waist down I'll tell you what Jimmy what just while we're here while we got the cameras do you mind if I quickly film a scene for one of the episodes do you mind yeah I do mind yeah brilliant can we this here can we make it into like a tasteful S6 Wine Bar did say tasteful faio you I will have to get my co-star on ladies and gentlemen Lauren Good Year all right Lauren you all right yeah I'm all right you look nice thanks so do you all right don't get suy do you want a drink uh yeah have half a p of mild please half a pint of mild please Fabio that's uh that's my half brother Fabio he's got a great body but he's thick there you go just half the M should we do the scene then come on let's do it do it here we go I think we should split up you bastard I'm sorry but the sex is dog are you mugging me off oh give me a chair now don't you think you're talking to you absolute mug the P out is that Know You Think You Are all right Jes are you here for Rob what have you been up to since uh got fired from the last show you prick a lot of spare time on I and haven't been wasting it I've been uh attempting quite a few world records and it's going bloody well actually like for example I uh currently hold the world record for the person dressed as a toothbrush for the longest six days six days I really really need a piss now though I've been doing loads of them uh with my half brother Fabio he's uh he's got a great body as you can see but he's dangerously thick and I'll show you why at the moment Fabio here as the world record for the world's shittest back [Laughter] [Applause] tattoo it's actually the end of a sink a poing oh you're like this one Jimmy myself and Fabio we currently hold the record for the world's rudest car airbag H says says You're an anus when you crash which I think is a lovely little feature and finally but by no means least uh we have the record for the world's grooviest [Music] beehive Joe what is your poem about um my poem's about something very important to me um it's about how come it's okay to name you Willie but it's not okay to name the Fell's Willie next to you at the urals so my poem's called hanging about in a train station toilet naming people's penises hello commuter on your way to work I'm going to call yours Captain Bird's eyee because it looks like it's wearing a polar neck and winking at me you're welcome I just named your penis h Hello train driver who just nipped him for a piss I'm going to call yours Mrs fernsby my old my old geography teacher because you're small and wrinkly and have a birth mark down the side of your shaft you're welcome I just named your penis hello please hello hello hello police officer who's oh God hello police offic who's just been sent to the toilets because they've had reports of someone named [Applause] people you can't arrest me for naming stranger TRS oh you can I didn't know that oh great now I'm electronically tagged again a you starred in the last Guardians of the Galaxy movie uh uh so do you play a cool superhero badass villain what what were you in the movie no I actually play a massive warus so typ why you laughing tight casted did all the CGI for it I was in you know those tight little I look like a tightly packed Kebab it was disgusting the meat hanging out of me it was fun I'm in the Marvel Universe it's mental so you had to do the full dress up in the green screen thing in yeah for another show as well Sandman where I have a pet gargoyle and I had to do loads of emotional scenes with the gargoyle right and it's basically a guy in a green suit like leotard and I'm like trying to do this emotional scene and I'm like mate I can see your bulge and he was blessed that would have made me more emotional made me very sad actually jealous I'm glad you've learned that lesson before you arrived here today I already to look down there I'm fuming do you have a big Willie I think he does he's got that Vibe you know nerdy cardigan funny I want to know seriously yeah what about instead of a prize at the end who ever with we're playing for a look at John's cot now take this seriously I've seen it I don't want to win John what's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you oh oh the thought of showing my to Joe will how you doing Joe are you taking a piss I'm upside down you prick Fabio could you turn Joe the right way up please why did you bring me on upside down you anus it's cuz I wouldn't let you go swimming is [Laughter] it I didn't let him go swimming Jimmy cuz last time he pissed in the pool I think a lot of people be in the pool he was on the top diving Bard so why are you here Joe uh well um we've been watching the show and we've worked out why uh the rounds of bollocks so um we've come up with a new round okay what's the new round well uh you know I have no feeling in my penis and testicle so you've got no feeling in your penis in testicles no no never have never will I'm blessed um so it's a simple idea um John and Claudia will both be given a high powered paintball gun and whoever hits me in the penis and testicles the most time wins it's that simple why have we not done it before now don't try this at home Joe is a highly trained uh professional and also Expendable um okay if you're ready start spinning Joe okay now shoot paintballs at his penis and testicles go now [Music] [Music] [Applause] h I've just remembered I do have feeling in my penis and I moded up with being deaf in one ear oh it's a it's a card from Joe Wilkinson um I'm pretty sure it's from Joe um dear Jimmy I have a new job now so you can stick countdown up your ass NASA have sent me to a new planet as part of an Intergalactic Exchange program and in return they have sent an alien in my place so he's going to be on the show instead of me if you have a problem with that tough Joe Wilkinson right so I guess uh please welcome the alien uh We've swapped for Joe Wilkinson [Applause] [Music] oh don't let me turn it around hold on [Music] [Music] all right so you're an alien from another planet Are You yep got a problem with that no no just you look a lot like Joe Wilkinson yeah I've heard I've heard that um yeah I've heard we look pretty similar um main difference is on our planet um we wear Beres oh and yeah we've got boobs he's not on the show anymore but he keeps on turning up it's Joe Wilkinson woo hi Joe hi Jim have you been overindulging over the Christmas period little bit Yeah out of Interest why are you naked well that's the weirdest thing jimy all my clothes have shrunk so I can't fit anything um the reason I may I've bought some presents for everyone Fab how you want to bring the presents on mate remember my half brother Fabian [Applause] oh yeah yeah he's been overindulging a bit as well but when he puts weight on he just gets really long nipples the we do the preses yeah Co right so Jimmy got you box of ter or no no I've eaten them um Suzie well you got your tin right now same issue um Rachel got your lovely little dart board there oh yeah I've eaten quite a lot of that as well um surprisingly more um so actually what forget the present I thought we could do a little bit of a traditional parlor game okay it's the one where you get your half brother to hide a box of dates under a flap of skin first person to find it wins is hiding a box of dates under a flap of skin really a traditional Christmas P again well it's got to start somewhere isn't it um actually yeah so John and uh David if you would like to join me um so fab if you'd like to hide the box of dates under a flap of my skin I don't know where it's going to be hidden I've got no idea have you have you hidden it okay take the screen away okay Jimmy okay your time to try and find a box of dates hidden under a flap of skin Starts Now [Applause] I don't think they want [Applause] to why did you stick it out my ass eat an onion do we get 32 points yes oh yeah yes yeah 100% yeah oh my God I'm so excited we're going to win and we're going to get the Unicorn give I told you it was our time Joe Joe your time starts now yes hold your nose hold your got be quicker hold your nose it'll be like an apple stop laugh thing Joe quick we've got get it in then spit out shove it one then spit out it get in Jo [Music] Joe two points I'm I'm afraid you didn't finish so no points but great fun [Laughter] sweating so much you backing me up point I swear to God I'm going to bur this place down otherwi I think the mistake was the onion you had before we came out oh God that was painful and I'll go through bins yeah okay Joe I'll give you one point don't smell it from your mouth he's not been invited on the show but he's turned up anyway it's it's Joe Wilkinson it's beautiful hi Joe how's your Christmas been shite it's been shite I'll be had quite a big dinner and uh turns out when I put weight on it goes on my ass which seems unfair I he had a couple of stuffing [Music] bows I don't want any stuffing bows mate look at my ass look at it look at it what's uh what's going on with Fabio shorts he had a big dinner as well and um turns out when he puts a bit of weight on it goes on his knob and balls lovely truck [Music] R I thought while I was here we could play a quick parlor game oh lovely okay yeah bring on the can probably already guess what parlor game we're going to play It's The Parlor game where uh I'm shot out of a cannon and uh the teams here have to guess how many members of the audience are either knock unconscious or seriously hurt God I feel Christmas SC yeah let's play a parlor game come on let's [Music] [Music] play okay so Joe's getting into the cannon so uh lee John how many of our stud the audience do you think will be knocked unconscious uh I'm going to go 49 I'll do the uh tactical prick thing and I'll go 10 Joe you ready I'm ready Jimmy okay faia there parlor game like the fuse you [Music] well that went well okay yeah my ass is rubbing against the side yeah we are yeah my ass is slowing me down yes we need a slightly larger Canada never mind let's play C hello Joe oh jimy what have you been up to Joe well you know um I was um I was fired at the end of the last series which is so I've had uh quite a lot of spare time on me and so as you can see I've been cloning myself you been cloning how have you been cloning yourself oh it's quite easy just uh you need some firelighters and loads of skin e I've done about 200 of them and uh they're all they'll pretty I can't quite get it right they'll go a bit wrong like I like this one I like this one um but unfortunately he's got 11 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] nipples all right Joe how have you been Joe oh right Jimmy yeah right have I been mate you know they um they fired me last series didn't you you prick and I found it quite upsetting so much so that I um I ran away to the circus how how's it going at the circus Joe it's right I uh I mainly pick up elephant no one asked me to I just find it very Rel [Applause] Joe what have you been up to a bit of time traveling what's time travel like uh it's all right um the only downside is that it shrinks your horse all right Joe you um you look a bit different yeah I've started wearing a faet [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello Joe all right Jimmy oh God sorry I shouldn't really be drink driving oh good lord why why are you here Joe you're not you don't work here anymore oh yeah yeah God you're thick as pig aren't you that shouldn't be smoking I dropped my in there earli um um I'm doing a bonus round Jimmy but we don't have a bonus round do you not on it's time to say hello to Joe Wilkinson everyone [Laughter] Joe why have you got a load of people with you oh yeah I've been promoted again I'm now well I'm like the tour guide the countdown in the middle of tour let's take this lot round I've shown them the labs um I've show them where Rachel gets drunk before the show so now the studio so just have a wonder if you like two two points of interest uh as Shan there girl that's John he's now sexually active believe it or not and that's Jimmy I don't know why I bother they don't listen that's Jimmy he's not actually real he's remote controlled here he controls him with his controll do you w to do you want to make Jimmy wave with both hands and say I've been a good little boy I've been a good little boy I've been a good little boy I've been a good little boy soorry Joe they've got to go we got to crack on with the show mate can I keep one go on then uh this tense we're going to go for Doty she's the best [Applause] kisser for

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Published: Fri Apr 26 2024