😂Funniest Vox Machina Moments From Season 1 😂#voxmachina

well yep now I'm confused and aroused but I promise that you've never troop so qualified friend we're not looking for trouble oh I'll bet you everyone knows you're a bunch of prophetic losers who can't get a [ __ ] job look at you screw on the ass too weak to tickle your own pickle are you offering to help yeah well no [ __ ] you oh I'm only asking you to give me a hand I think he's willing oh feel better already thanks Pike you're the best huh that took a lot out of me I got you uh thanks you can put me down now oh yeah uh yeah buy us a weapon that can kill a dragon uh with what we're flat [ __ ] broke please with the way that man jotes on you I something out the rest of us will split up to kill them well for twenty thousand gold I'll sell you this handy dandy magic Lance of dragon slaying a fantastic bargain we cut presently afford such a weapon but perhaps some advice for a tiny fee hopefully what you're offering isn't too tiny I suppose size isn't everything true um what are we supposed to be doing again oh searching for fence or something like God this is boring hold up you know where that creepy little taint raisin would be the brothel oh yeah yeah we can investigate there for hours if we need to yeah but won't Rex be kind to paste if we ain't doing what she said to I Don't Give a wet fart what she thinks clearly I'm the brains of this operation really he told me you have dick for braids brains possible accent are stupid feather head I'm going to the brothel [Music] it's that thin-lipped Crypt Keeper come on foreign [Music] that way across the street he's sneaking up to that fancy Manor [Music] okay Genki goat groper is up to no good you keep an eye on that house I'll go get the others right can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back but see no no going on a food run dummy please what do you want [Music] um this is dirty lock nothing a little Magical song Can't Handle open your back door baby loosen your hand just I'll show you my key it definitely works what if I heat the metal and melt the lock this is imported silk the lock doesn't seem to be magical I'm sensing anything can your people do nothing right it's just a damn door all it takes is a little finesse amateurs that was my toothpick quite the Keen observation Scanlan there must be a hidden exit or trap door fan out look for some kind of fulcrum wait a [ __ ] room I mean that's what I heard a lever a button just stand over there Grog and don't touch anything cool lead the way big man ah you know what guys uh good luck I'm just gonna keep a look out from here seems excessive good this is explores Jewels potions is this a troll deck body we could be drunk for weeks days even and shavasels has its merits souvenir proof we killed a scaling turd you know you're a lot smarter than we give you credit for Grog yep I'm a genius lady Laura we appreciate the gravity of the situation and we'll present ourselves with the utmost dignity five he was just at two oh yeah that was a three-pointer you see the rules of ball tag are as complex as they are beautiful I I I shall brief them on Royal etiquette and manners you have my word nothing will go wrong oh you know do whatever is supposed to get drunk from these days uh I'm pretty sure they're just fancy shots Greg two for you a young three for me [Music] what what you want to get freaky with me sir I don't even know you you are a libertine and a cad and I like it all right you know it's what in the world I just asked where the preview was myself scarce and slip into their Chambers see if I can figure out what they're up to yeah sounds like a plan but in case of trouble we should have a safe word Grog suggestions right the safe word is shenga okay my safe words Mommy fax we have to move we lost the ticket screw it Grog come here [Music] [Music] maybe it has evidence that can clear our name huh oh really you think you can actually read this thing well yeah I mean I only just started translating it and Lila's handwriting is like the worst but so what does it say oh uh it says pyramid spirits of the dead and right here in tiny letters it says effici vax lovely you gotta translate this oh oh yeah oh yeah oh you can't take the cutlery what if we get hungry eat a [ __ ] sandwich hey I don't take orders from you [ __ ] fine I'll make a sandwich but not because he told me to Dallas his charm on Uriel will fade and we can clear our names honestly I wouldn't last a day in prison with this face look at me I'm a snack we were breaking in or anything just you know it was sort of on the run a quick stop at your store on our way out of town while it was closed I assume you were going to leave an IOU L of course darling you know us oh all too well [Music] please stop that I'm trying to concentrate oh is that what you're doing I thought you were practicing your resting [ __ ] face excuse me my [ __ ] face you're heading home figured you'd look happier this isn't a homecoming this is a suicide mission to top of a necromantic murderers of my family for the record I have a magnificent [ __ ] face do you know yes I do lots of practice on Percy faster this thing was not built for Speed and did you just hear me yes tomorrow I'll take the other big one because he probably won't survive [Music] yeah when I die it'll be the way the gods intended choke to death by a disgruntled pimp careful what you wish for [Music] it's a scroll I picked up from brim size cave just gotta figure out how to make it work okay [Music] [Music] yep now I'm confused and aroused hands off what what how the [ __ ] do I look this good uh that before Oh man good one yeah that's pretty crazy I think maybe the strangers kill I've ever had would be pretty dark Croc you're part giant can you vouch for us oh what cause we all [ __ ] know each other well I mean yeah kinda do an old resistance Hideout we can speak freely here oh God Yen and sources tell us Archies um Grog give me that is being held here okay so here's my idea how to bust Archie out I'll speak to the local animals they'll fetch the jailer's keys and free our friends not so fast Fair Maiden this is a job for us again in the Revolutionary my pitch I infiltrate the prison with all these potions I found I don't know what they do yet but let's assume they make me a one-man Army you paid too much all we're gonna do is kill everyone and leave uh what about Archie you're right yeah we kill him too okay this is how it's going down it'll be easier to avoid capture if we split into two teams front door team and backdoor team you know scan dog's all about the back door but quick quash when has splitting the party ever worked uh since shut the [ __ ] up okay fair Counterpoint yeah [Music] oh my fingers it's not a door it's a thing of evil I'm going to find a window wow I fell out of the window oh so what do we do now oh you Max get him out of there right okay here we go that I'm telling you that back door was cursed now we're talking oh boy sorry we're late we had a thing come on toss the booze oh but I just got it just do it and what are we waiting for hate to burst your bubble but we can't just stomp through the front door there's a million guards and we'll die a thousand deaths um he's done a lot City would take up arms oh what if I lure the guards away from the house you're a good one come on real ideas only I could shape that tree in the back into a sort of ladder nope just scounded it even more guards posted in the back yeah but there wouldn't be if I made them leave come up with these jokes so fast can annoying hmm well let me be annoying trouble we can't help yeah don't worry about me I know exactly what I'm doing suspects the scan man right right yeah right [Music] what the hell was that noise [Music] hop in walls like a cat oh totally meant to do that [Music] I gotta prove that's wrong unless [ __ ] rain comes along [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] trap looks clear inside well done there couldn't be a trap not everything's a trap you twitch let's do this ninja trap oh wait please please [Music] I'm afraid this performance is over you're weak you're small and in this world that means you lose wait wait wait it's true I'll talk everyone thinks I'm a joke the brothers have taught me one thing Size Doesn't Matter how you use it [Music] all the letters having trouble there Grog because it looks like you're having trouble dirty now get get mad big guy tell me what to do smaller guys [Music] I hate your face so much how many dead people are in your stupid Town Percy where'd they all come from underground that's where all dead people live stuck in a death trap No Way Out zombies always eat the little guy first they know how delectable I am look at that get a hold of yourself hey I mean that was kind of hot but it couldn't be worse but how could be my arm Caitlyn I'm no pike this is Way Beyond me necrosis he'll lose the arm within the hour the hour oh I need this arm for tough hey scan man you want me to whack it off yes you may have to if I lose it okay oh still no no stop Last Resort you and I have unfinished business uh who me perhaps you are confused we Norms all look alike don't you know on Second Glance I do recognize lighting [Music] did you really think I would not adapt from our previous encounter um no hey you know I'm in love with you right laughs wait what time [Music] Paul you're glowing and you've gone to buzzing are you dead astral projection your ass what Percy Your Castle is um nice this is the dungeon keyless the briarwoods will be found elsewhere it's Percival they aren't there their concerns lie with the ziggurat do what oh that sense it does no not really stand back that stone person's armed uh that's a grave [Applause] this is wrong oh I know isn't it great am I giving this a shove big man oh I'm sorry could you say that again oh God oh Grog you are so mighty and I am so weak however can little old me survive without you well since you are so nicely the revolution we cause no whatever the briarwoods are planning down there we must end it right right yeah yeah dumb suggestion killeth yeah I'm really disappointed in you keyless wait what no scanlon's the one who said God there's no visible controls on the outer walls the train the stopper in the acid you have to be insane to go in it there you go okay grog I don't know is is Captain winky still there still hanging low Buddies oh and I'm good let's go oh what about my drawers okay I'll take backs piece of cake Grog I want him alive oh then I got Cassandra no she will answer to me oh I never get to play buddies we still need somebody to handle Silas any suggestions um I don't know maybe Ripley doesn't really matter what happens to her I was talking about you oh goody [Music] [Music] ear s cat got your tongue I think we all prefer you this way I know strongest thing I can't hear you right now perhaps it's time we point all that muscle and fury elsewhere no I know what you're doing don't cry is seduce me trying to real men [Music] huh nope they're not like well just me anyway she'll shot me yes well thank you for not dying yeah you're welcome I don't think so buddy regardless of its origin can still prove to Be an Effective weapon what are you forgetting the smoke and the whole I'm insane with vengeance thing the demon is gone Scanlan the curse is lifted [Applause] you know how much that cost me to make another well I'll be damned thank you Scanlon all of you for the second chance hey how'd you know that demon was still in there total guess [Music] oh yeah I meant what I said yesterday I know facts and it's the first time anyone's ever said that to me but we have responsibilities to the realm to my arminte I I just can't I'm sorry oh no no you're right I um I'm gonna walk away aren't trees just the best [Music] [Music]

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Length: 25min 26sec (1526 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 27 2023