SCANBO! - Vox Machina ORIGIN Moments

duke vedmire was the one that scanlin went to now as the rain pours down scanlon decided to open from a polymorph spell as a fly to the top of the front doorstep of uh of bed meyer's home then proceeding to unpolymorph and then re-polymorph himself into a triceratops i turn into a triceratops i did not have a triceratops but i did have a stegosaurus the same size so or sorry blood spike behemoth as you slam your way into the front of uh of duke vedmyre's estate pieces of wood blasting outwards scattering amongst the center of the foyer you see before you a rising staircase that divides into two separate staircases that curl around to the second level lovely decor you also notice oh [ __ ] i first noticed that the uh the entire interior is currently filled with guards all seemingly prepared and almost expecting your arrival at the top of the staircase you can take them guys i think i can tell you guys uh you also see at the top uh duke vedmyre himself a large uh hairless gray-skinned goliath wielding a giant two-handed sword armored with a breastplate so here's the thing here's the thing i should probably leave yeah come on yes but come on i'm a triceratops i gotta have some fun first right you can take a couple hit points right i'm gonna turn right and blast through that door me and doors don't get along you running and you slam your head through the horns protruding and tearing through the wood the doors break inward but the doors don't fully blast inward the door beat me the door's in bad shape um bunch of crossbow bolts get loose at once through the middle of the room 34 points of piercing damage from this volley well [ __ ] then i gotta get some retribution totally turn around and give it to him as you blast through it's a dining room with a central dining room table two small uh tables at the far corners there's a ten foot window across the way it appears to be a normal dining room set i don't have any fire i don't know why i was sent into this mission i don't know what happened um how did this plan happen then it's a bunch of slap knicks don't have fire i mean i guess i could have i said hey i should come with you and you said uh um i could take care of myself how many times you have to tell you guys i don't need your help the echoing voice you hear in the back of your mind is you imagine this is what keyleth would be saying right now peek around the corner a little bit just make sure they're all there yeah and i will stinking cloud all of them okay all right out there now all of a sudden the entire foyer just fills up with this greenish noxious cloud of of poisonous gas immediately just kind of like cover their mouths and pull up this little bit of material they have around their their chest plate armor to cover their mouth the rest of them start packing up one of them starts just vomiting all over the ground is the helmet on so it's kind of like strained through its ears okay i will duck under the table okay so they think that's where i went okay and then dimension door to the roof okay you're now up on the rooftop there's rain pouring down you're immediately soaked from the heavy uh storm that's now coming into white stone and then i start digging through my pockets if i have any flint or fire making uh apparatus at all oh wait i do have something yeah you do we do yeah i have a potion of fire bro okay you pull up pull the cork off i don't know what this thing does i just got this as you feel the the fluid find its way down your esophagus it warms it like a fine whiskey wood but the warmth just grows and grows to the point where it's almost too hot but it never quite reaches the point where it's painful but you feel as if like this need to belch is burbling within your stomach and at any given point in time you could let that belch fly forward okay so i'm just going to kind of lean over the side and just scorch the whole front entrance this gnome appears soaking wet over the edge of the roof and then just releases this gout of fire that blankets the front of the building catching flames on uh all the portions of the front part of the second and parts of the first story uh including the top of the entryway that you would already smash through as a triceratops which exposed a lot of dried wood immediately bursts into flame as it as you complete uh that breath and you kind of inhale for a second uh you hear voices now starting to shout from the inside of the house you can't really make up the noise but it sounds like there's panic and now starting to hit from the inside i have no idea what i'm doing it's amazing you're doing so well not that we ever do yeah yeah so i'll run over to the back side of the house and do the same thing okay but you just managed to like slide across the roof grab the edge reach over and both sides of the house now appear to be on fire looking over your shoulder you can see now there's a pillar of black smoke rising up from the front of the building you also do see on the opposite side a hatch slam open and you see a giant meaty goliath hand oh no [ __ ] [Applause] now stepping out into the rain you see the the goliath duke ved meyer step up with this two-handed sword so you create the hand next to him and as he's kind of start stepping forward towards you with his sort of the ready there's a shimmer in the air is a giant kind of vaguely purplish arcane hand all of a sudden appears he looks confused for a second and rears back to try and attack it as the hand pulls back and goes rushing forward towards him uh i want you to go ahead and make a strength check 17 plus eight natural one of course today oh my god i'm gonna kill everyone in this [ __ ] house he goes pushed off to this side the hand he seems holding against it but the hand eventually scoops him up and actually gets him off of his feet and like shock puts him off the roof he plummets backward off the side of the roof and you wait a second here you can't get this on down the television [Laughter] i gotta get out of here you should spurn us and then get out okay okay kind of punch myself in the gut okay as you reach over you look down and there is a ladder that leads up to the front and there are two guards that are currently making their way up to the roof they look up and see you their eyes go wide within their helmets and as you release the flames all you see is their faces go [Applause] engulfing the entire tunnel so i i'm just gonna do [Music] to do but i'm going to simultaneously make bigby's hand try to catch me okay at the bottom all right uh you trust fall off your eyes kind of somewhat closed and letting it happen catch me and in the moment that you expect ground to meet you with a heavy hard smack of reality a soft cushion of arcane energy catches you as these kind of uh spiritual you know purplish fingers curl around and gently bring you to the ground okay max don't get handsy big feet [Laughter] trespasser it's one of them hi gentlemen to your health no yeah i really thought that would do something oh hell yes [Music] uh you know what let me just uh oh okay last one please be something good [Music] okay okay [ __ ] it i'll fill it you and use your bones for huh [Music] [Music] [Music] doors are such [ __ ] now for my grand exit [Music] or not going somewhere had a busy evening little man you're a tiny maggot but your head will still mount nicely on my wall oh wait please please i'm afraid this performance is over you're weak you're small and in this world that means you lose wait wait wait it's true i've all talked thinks i'm a joke but the brothels have taught me one thing size doesn't matter it's how you use it [Music] you've been annoying piece of sight [Music] and you've been a lovely audience [Music] and don't forget to tip your serve [Music] good show scaling what are you doing [Music] you

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Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 10 2022