🔴 Karl Franz Babysitting the Empire Campaign

right hold on wait why is it not display capturing give it a second we'll get this working all right here we go oh dude all right what what up everyone I'm thinking doing that Empire campaign today I found out some really sad [ __ ] about K FR though um he doesn't actually get electri counts like all the new factions do through the research tree with money you actually have to get electri counts I'll explain later but it sucks I'm very sad God this game's loud also [ __ ] hold on there's a showcase thing going on right now look [ __ ] can somebody tell me when when uh uh oh [ __ ] wait hold on the monkey's wrong too let me change the monkey there we go friend's monkey it has to be friends monkey it must be what's up everybody oh [ __ ] wait hold on so I'm thinking when um they start announcing Warhammer 3 is getting a new is getting a free piece of content today and they're announcing it during Warhammer skulls so can if one of you guys could like keep an eye on this or tell me when they're doing the or maybe I'll keep an eye on it or some [ __ ] I don't know but like when they reveal when it gets to the wammer 3 segment I thought we could like do a watch party thing for it and all fig find out who the new legendary hero or legendary Lord or whatever we're getting I'm assuming it's going to be a legendary hero for corn or for slanesh yeah what you guys think there's a bunch of free [ __ ] coming though and uh a bunch of game and warhamer skulls is just like to announce it all also I got some free [ __ ] they send me some free [ __ ] it was cool bro I just had a break from exam preparation for tomorrow can you wait till tomorrow to stream I literally was going to but I I wanted to stream today so I was like nah [ __ ] it I'm going to stream anyway aloy please tell me you're going to say going to say to want me to save gelt and the other two legendary laws outside of the Empire no they're on their own they left the Empire dude screw that we're taking care of our own these days what day is it today Thursday oh [ __ ] I got um BR tomorrow too so much going on lately dude ad of coy was the free [ __ ] they sent you uh poop in your pants no Nate no it was not that's a good suggestion though that that's that's a good uh a very funny thought and uh what are you nine God is is this truly OKO shill Arc what are you talking about we're getting free [ __ ] how is that chilling they did send me a bunch of free [ __ ] though so I guess that is Shilling is that Shilling it's free I'm I'm still not going to pretend I like [ __ ] Games Workshop or pretend that their [ __ ] isn't overpriced like their models and stuff like that I still like Warhammer though like I like the universe and [ __ ] like that if I was out here like guys remember to like [ __ ] go by Warhammer today and spend a lot of money and all this other that' be Shilling [ __ ] that keep your money buy stuff if you like it keep your money though oh also I downloaded this game I was thinking maybe doing a stream [ __ ] around in it what you is it actually fun I played the beta for it like a long time ago it's just like 40K carts it had auto aim though and it ruined it for me everybody was just driving around with auto aim just automatically shooting each other while driving Warhammer 3 collaborated with honai star Rail and our Guardian tals A M in would make for some rather unique gameplay also legendary Lord little princess shut the [ __ ] up dude I wish one they collaborated with honkai starel or Guardian Tails dude you goofball that's some weed that's a weed perspective come on what are you talking about none of that that's unacceptable come on man thank you for the Dono by the way what do you mean is that a is that a serious comment isn't hongkai stel the super weeb one is that the weeb game no way you're being serious legendary Lord little princess there's no way that's real aloy do you want a co- campaign stream at some point uh yeah I'm going to do a C- campaign stream I'm going to be doing one on uh a couple of days like if we can get find a third person for it it's going to be a 1 V one V one head-to-head with battle C and another content creator hopefully um and I'm going to be playing a scar Snick uh I think battle is going to be playing as I think battle is going to be playing as uh what's his name um bagar and then we're going to get one extra guy to play Clan mores it'll be a race for carade Peaks yeah War for eight Peaks exactly exactly we're going to be racing for carcade Peaks uh man man I don't like games like this do people is this like a mobile game or is this like a game game cuz this seems like a there's so many Warhammer games that are just like on phones now you know or tablets can I join no dude we're trying to get another content creator involved if we can't find anybody that's this is a mobile game all right let's come back to this you guys keep an eye on it it like somebody do me a favor and keep an eye on it and then I'll I'll come back when um we'll come back to this in the meantime let's start the friend campaign so the doctrine for today I am Prince and we're going to be playing the big man himself the big dork I don't call do you play mobile games no I played um I got into raid when I took a sponsorship for it I played it uh for like I don't know like a week and then decided to take the sponsorship uh cuz I was desperate for money and to keep being be able to do this full-time and also uh I I actually I didn't actually hate it I it's pretty addictive you know what I mean like I guess that's the point of mobile games though that's why I don't play too many of them because I I have a very addictive personality so I just get sucked into them adoco I tried getting Legend into the co-op stream L I tried uh he's not a big multiplayer guy um um I also tried to get Indie Pride involved uh Indie doesn't really do streams but he was interested but uh he's busy this weekend so he can't and uh I've asked a couple of other people believe me I tried I tried Legend can't fight humans yeah I'm sure he'd be better than he thinks I think he just he has this like he has this like epic Persona of not Persona what do you call it like uh he's like you know he's the legend you know what I mean so I think if if he if he actually lost at any point during a multiplayer facet I think he's worried people would think less of him maybe oo Turin or Nathan uh turin's always too busy I could ask him but he's almost always too busy that's a good idea though also I did reach out to Great Book of grudges but he is taking a backseat to streaming and [ __ ] like that he does it occasionally but he's not really doing too much con decoration type stuff Cody mons oh yeah Cody's a great choice Cody's great [ __ ] love Cody's voice that's such a weird compliment but d man can that dude narrate holy crap I don't go that's it I'm a live stream on YouTube to my three subscribers okay I'm sorry all right anyway God damn it we're doing franzy boy today I think I noticed a bunch of other people Streaming Friends today coincidentally I did say I was going to stream him like 2 days ago though so you know I'm doing it my Doctrine for this C also he has some new mechanics which I didn't know about I he actually has a whole new like Daddy friends like little menu thing that pops up so you can do some some franzy stuff so we're going to check that out um I'm a little bit annoyed that he can't recruit electri count units through the uh research Tree by buying them he has to own the province which means we're going to have to Confederate people if we want units which I think is pretty cringe so what I'm thinking is we try and lock down all the alliances keep the Empire alive babysit everybody and then maybe go and kill Vlad Go and Kill uh fesus anybody else that threatens the Empire we're going to like go get rid of him I don't imagine a noob's guy on you a noob's guy I feel like it only works for legendary Lord if for some reason they ever added a nooy legend Lord I would take that that' be the the weirdest I'm the least likely person that they could ever want to add it to this game though all right all right all right all right right I'm going to put it in Ultimate crisis mode just in case this campaign for some reason goes on long enough for us to get into 100 turns and I'm going to put it on 200 because [ __ ] me [Music] um everything else is fine very hard hard giv put some challenge up in that [ __ ] and okay this is so annoying though he gets upkeep minus 20% for electric count State troop units but he can only recruit them through uh conquest of the Empire which seems counterintuitive for a guy who's meant to be like supporting the Empire and also I don't like Confederation I don't like the confederation mechanic whatever let's just jump in but yeah I'm serious for a Warhammer fantasy xhs collab have Malachi hop on the express for shits and giggles damn that's crazy I've never really thought about that i' I've actually never thought about that did them doing collabs Warhammer I feel like might do some collabs but oh like Warhammer okay I thought you me like a total war Warhammer collab with honkai star rail or something I don't call why bother with end time chist it's not like you ever play campaign for the turn 15 that's true that's true even in my own time I did a scrag campaign I got like 50 or 60 turns in I killed carade Peaks I like killed uh caraz a Carrick dwarves I like I killed Clan agran angran I'm like 40 turns eight and I'm just dominating and I I just got bored again Carlo is still boring as [ __ ] is he really no way bring me to my men let's try it anyway okay because I actually found call a lot more fun than I thought last time and this time we actually we actually got a mission the mission is to keep the Empire alive we can see all of the Empire right with with the electri counts so we want to keep this alive first of all I think we should focus on killing wiping out the vampire Menace down here uh help unify this area for null maybe a do a uh a piece well first of all we're going to unify our main provits but then it's going to be get rid of fesus get rid of the green skins get rid of the wood elvs maybe get rid of the vampire Counts from the south you know what I mean and just make this daddy fr's Paradise than you the Don by the way my dude maybe they'll Warhammer are doing a lot of collabs same with fallout Fallout are doing a ton of collabs now like Bethesda I guess also I don't know what troops to go now cuz I obviously I want alexer Count troops but if you go into the research tree instead of there being that little window here where you're normally able to recruit uh State troops for like a a set amount of money do not forget kemler is kemler going to be a pain we'll deal with him showcase for carrot oh oh wait no liar what no it's wmer battle sector is it is it up now is it actually up now no it's not IO showcases for kenck how do you know it's for kinck you missed it [ __ ] guys you were supposed to tell me [ __ ] wait we'll I'll find it on YouTube we can just re watch it damnn it oh it's on IGN okay here we go ultimate crisis now you got to save guil before the rats get his bump Daddy he deserves some love from Carl FR we can skip back we can skip back uh oh that's Warhammer all right this is probably it I think it is unless this is just a trailer for uh no there it is I see it I see it all right here we go he's on to me there we go picked up my scent I've been running yeah it car yeah boy across continents realms fleeing Through Time past future his hows they're in my dreams now doggies I need to get out out of my own mind I'm assuming he's going to buff flesh hounds he's here there you go free legendary hero coming soon parck all right well that's something yeah regular fantasy in total Warhammer 3 hopefully CA picks up the idea and collabs with hoyo in the future for their next T Warhammer game maybe I doubt it zie I I I severely doubt oh wait uh I missed one as well revolting bacon that's a really that's an intense name thank you for the Dono by the way ultimate crisis now you got to save G before rats get his bum to save Daddy G there are some love from K FR I feel like KL FRS gets enough love dude he has an Empire of simps on top of his regular Empire you know oh Andy fous thank you for becoming an ogre but yeah karanac so I'm gonna I'll probably play with him as soon as I get my hands on him and we'll do a uh we'll do a corn campaign because I do like corn I don't think I've ever done a live streamed corn campaign campaign did I ever do a corn campaign guys like ever I don't remember I did cinch I didn't do sles I did Boris ursus I did like back in the day when warham 3 launched I don't think I ever did corn weird all right we'll do a Crome campaign when uh when Mr doggy gets added Mr three-headed dog anyway way the electric counts you can't research those that electric count [ __ ] it gets you free electric not free electric counts it lets you I want to say it just gives you access so you can recruit them on like a cycle but you can access multiple per thing that you unlock so you can keep getting a lot of um electri count units brand don't don't have that brand has the original electri count mechanic where you have like this so he can put people in seats of power and whatever everybody else is like Works differently now IO 19 flush video yeah depending on his Buffs I might make that because I do like flesh hounds now that you were playing Carl what do you think of Soros ooy they're way better than friends they're way better than swordsman I don't know think you did once didn't get far I don't know man scar Brand's strong as hell I've never had a trouble in a scar brand campaign all right well we get carber greatswords at least so I can recruit them on a cycle all right what's okay let's unify our Province First Step unify our Province then we'll worry about everything else and I got to think about what units I want to recruit I might keep it simple get Empire captains and [ __ ] all right also hopefully in this campaign we don't get butt [ __ ] by vlad's stupid goddamn nerd vampire Army when I take a single step away from my Capital who calls I don't go you feature scar BR once you were kicking people down a a hill with his charge and had recruited like 10 Sorcerers it did man I I that might not have been me also CL swi low casualties uh we'll take it it's always more casualties than you want right like friends gets nuked and whatever that's what I get for playing on hard battle difficulty I guess we get the is that the rein Rune Fang the Empire Dragon tooth and run Fang can I give Rune Fang to like a hero ability run Fang 50/50 this was that a reward for a quest that I just didn't notice no I just got that I guess you just get that after your first battle whatever all right let's just keep going ooy and chat gas liting each other as usual IO Legend is streaming a c FRS campaign right now yeah I know I [ __ ] know I I like I said like two days ago I was like I'm going to do a France campaign I got my thumbnail prep this morning I went to like put up the pre-stream stuff I saw he was streaming to like 4,000 people and I was like [ __ ] man CU that he he occupies 99.9% of the people uh interested in Total War obviously he's like the big dog um so I was like damn it I probably should have moved it to a different day but I still want to I just wanted to do France like [ __ ] it it's it's about having fun not about how many people are watching you know what I mean Mercy is also streaming call friends yeah I know I'm following both of them so I can see when they're streaming well I'm going to have to play this adoy we're watching your stream for you not the Lord you play yeah that's see that's what I'm I want people here for me not the game right you know people here for my rat [ __ ] commentary and lack of common sense and also skill I have to apologize for adding salt into the previous gotri and Felix battle that [ __ ] was impossible to win without full Cavalry stack wait what do you mean what what what stack for the Empire swordsman I don't think it okay I think carber great swords they're new right I feel like I'm gaslighting myself but I want to say that the carer great swords are new like not new but he didn't start with them originally he started with like just he started with all of this and they added a unit of Carib great swords instead of a regular unit of great swords right right black powder BL they're not new I know they're okay you've always had Carib bgs there's no way yeah you just didn't start with them okay good great swords I knew I was right Knights taking aim call France right done it py poopy Carl what do you mean don't say that about the emperor o wow okay hold on my [ __ ] stream didn't update on Twitch get themma oops all right oh we're getting Jesus Christ they're absolutely dominating me what the hell God damn it I looked wait for one second oh son of a [ __ ] all right [ __ ] it charged for the emperor for comat my rule is absolute I looked away for one second to update my stream info God damn [Applause] it quickly bomb the troops sigs oh eat a bag of dicks game we are sigma's we serve the emperor for Hammer send the hand gunters in a melee [ __ ] it I'm mod to live by I feel like that's kind of the way that I play this game in general is [ __ ] it send itemp think never ask questions after make it everyone else's problem Gaslight Chad into thinking that you did it on purpose you know the usual all right here we go Ching down this is a Siege what am I doing we're fine this is the first time I have called a stream so I am ready to be impressed ooh ooh anyone everyone want to break it to him does anybody want to tell this guy edoy when will you make Elder ring pre patch Coliseum PVP Adventures I made Eagle mcburger Truck cosplay specifically for that no way you made Eagle you made Eagle mcburger truck from my [ __ ] guil stream no way that's an okay I'm going to be doing the I'm starting the uh Elder ring fight clubs again uh the 1 of next month well maybe not the first but I'm starting the the um Elder ring Fight Club streams again the beginning of next month so we can I'll get ready for the DLC I command here and also I miss doing fight clubs a lot yes want to bring it back especially the cosplay Fight Club that's one of my favorite streams I've ever done it was so fun so the fact to like I remember I discovered a like I looked at one of the summoning signs and it was George Floyd which was very relevant at the time and I lost my [ __ ] I like tried to show how how I was trying trying not to admit I found that extremely funny and I was uh I never had the amount of people that were watching watching me at the time and I was so worried that people are going to get really offended oh man a classic people are so creative Dude any any stream which shows the community's creativity I'm just I'm so on board with OK gets cancelled if I was going to get cancelled guys it would have happened by now and also I feel like being canceled is one of those things where you can only get canceled if you let yourself get cancelled like I'll stream with a bunch of people telling me that they hate me in chat I don't care I enjoy streaming you know and if anybody's offended just don't watch like if anybody's offended by anything anybody does on a stream don't watch the stream nobody cares if you're offended I'm not going to change the way I do stuff just to not offend people well okay there's there's a line obviously but I'm not going to compromise my Integrity just to stop some just to not hurt one person's feelings in the name of because of a joke that's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude okay for some reason YouTube doesn't want me to see chat I don't know what yeah some people that's why I started streaming on Twitch for half of it because like 50 50 it's people some people try and stream on Twitch and it just literally flat out does not work like uh sorry what read twitch chat or they're they like banned on Twitch or they can't make an account or whatever I just like like having the option you know what I mean the stream has become very dark what do you mean dark what why is that dark iwait to advise all I said is I'm not going to compromise my Integrity to not offend people that's that's a very normal thing to do that should be the Benchmark attack oh we got a free funny wizard at ziger El your wigger oops I just saved him by accident no no B what's that Baseline Baseline all right that's his name Vaseline wigger that's I'm sorry I'm sorry these names are stupid I'm sorry I'm not sorry at all Su the Electa counts summon the Electa that's such a meme at this point it almost feels like a sound bite every time I hear it like a fake sound bite all right so this is his new thing the Electoral minations which I'm actually interested in it seems like the kind of thing where it would be really [ __ ] and useless because like you have to get a ton of prestige and Prestige is one of those things it's difficult to get normally but they changed it so it's a little bit better right Imperial Authority TR is a sigar you get income growth control whatever whatever and then it gets really mercenary replenishment time plus 100% oh my God we're never going to get Electro State electr count troops if it goes into the uh the negatives but you can like increase your recruitment Capac it and reduce recruitment cross for three turns which is pretty dope you can give commendations Grant a targeted Lord 2500 experience that's pretty cool can I do should I do that right now or should I Bank my Prestige just in case that seems the fact you can just give yourself XP oh it's got a three- turn cool down but also 2500 isn't actually that much should I just give myself that right now Target Empire reduction reduce corruption in a promise by 50 uh Target Army instantly completes one turns of ongoing local and Global recruitment wow that's also really good bank it do it save it twist it pull it send AIDS we can give people AIDS spawn degrading Army for Target Empire faction in the targeted region that's pretty cool so you can spawn an army to defend of the Empire even if you're not even there that's actually extremely cool all electri count State troops will be replenished instantly in the electri count State troop pool recruitment pool so I can just Spam this to recruit oh once every 15 turns okay all right game okay ca pull it Twist It Bop It wank it swallow it [Laughter] ew gra Confederate Target FY all so this is just Confederate a Confederate button all right we can talk to people we can Riz people with a diplomatic Riz I feel like all call France has to do is show people his little dimpled butt chain and they're like and they Swoon and you get 50 diplomatic relations that's how it works um I'm going to make everybody mad and just give myself free experience now we got a horsey bring me to my men who bring me lots of men bring me many men recuitment cost attrition leader recruitment whatever all right good stuff uh oh we can't move anywhere so I might as well recruit some new dudes let's just keep getting swordsman they are fine for the auto resolve I can't wait can I get Gunners no wait a minute did they change that I could have sworn you're you could get uh free company militia out the gate has it always been bound to the shooting range I swear you used to be able to get these guys right out the gate oh maybe I'm just thinking of like elith and and gelt and stuff like that they maybe they start I know that else it starts with a shooting range that's probably what I'm thinking of you get free company militia right from the get-go ooy moment oh crap what' I do ooy stupid I I bet I'm going to get a popup where I need um 500 Prestige The Prestige as is my right by oh [ __ ] diplomacy I can actually do diplomacy paravon taban all right tab are probably going to be dead in two turns but let's get some stuff going anyway Ru born to [ __ ] forced to wipe if you insist all right poweres wait I can get a non-aggression pack with a count of the the court of night how about no AC did that guy give me wait a minute I'm sorry did that Frenchman just give me one gold one gold ready oh you shouldn't have I have you been demonetized already guys that dude my last two streams have not been demonetized they're just they're fully okay and I said the [ __ ] word a lot what's I don't know what's happening but they they haven't been ooy gay moments you mean every ooy moment dude this game's full of hot pieces ass elector counts never there's also plenty of babes in this game like scrag all right oh boy this isn't good uh great swords Empire nights to deal with mortars a lot of infantry archers we've got about half what we need and also harmonic convergence is not a good solder spell if we had that breath spell that would be enough should I just Auto this we we're only going to lose units that I can get back what do you guys think play it or Auto it take the L or take the W the we're going to we'll keep the Carib bgs the Reich guard the mortars and then I can just Spam recruit a bunch of infantry but the the main thing we're going to lose is the Gunners play It Don't Auto I feel like this is it's an open field battle we're attacking them so they're going to sit there and defend they have mortars play it you're going to lose the guns can't get those yet true true but guns are a small price to play for you can't afford to lose that many troops all right let's try it let's play it out let's play it out all right I'm not distracted there's no skulls of an I'm a fended ooy therefore I will send fenel to your mailbox how did I miss that comment oh man I'm such a sucker for goofy comments Auto is stupid true it's winnable technically almost every battle is winnable hello free Legendary here is kinak yeah I know I know I played it on the stream a little bit earlier and I'll I'll be honest with you guys I found out yesterday um from CA but I didn't want to give it away three just find all our infantry [ __ ] it uh things on the flanks Mr harmonic convergence man and then all right let's take The High Ground here if we're going to push him maybe they'll all right I'm going to Camp here maybe they'll push us and then my artillery them oh they're inside me all right let's see if they push I'm pretty sure they're going to Camp they are going to Camp probably France has a horsey maybe I can like kite maybe I could kite my way to their artillery and get rid a bunch of though um send mortars into melee uh all right some of you guys sounds like you don't actually want to help all that much [ __ ] you what the hell man that's a terrible tactic all right I'm going to go harass him with my reich's guard maybe we can sneak our way into that those Motors or at least I can waste their ammo while they're shooting at me uh I don't want to be in range if their Motors though I really don't try and kite them nope NOP don't nope no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] your Motors [ __ ] your Motors [ __ ] your Motors run run run [ __ ] run [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] wait maybe they'll come after me wait hold on hold on they might have [ __ ] themselves nope they're getting back into formation whatever I'm buying time I'm buying time it's fine all right I'm going to mortar their mortar while I'm distracting it that's a good idea oh no oh they're pushing me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all right Gunners line Gunners up infantry get the Infantry up let's get friends up here they're not going to be able to do [ __ ] to friends get the Caster up be on the flanks just going to pull up all this infantry we need all of our guys up checker board also could be good uh how my Reich guard doing how my Reich guard doing dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge all right I think we're yeah we're bopping their mortors mortors aren't really a threat as much as their range stuff is get friends in there oh that sucks that absolutely is the worst thing ever what the hell man noing what theing all right I'm going to push their Motors and also kill their archers kill the crossbow go ready let's target they [Applause] ranged all right let's move these guys on the [Music] flank all right franzy boys taking out their mortars re SC are having a really hard time even just deleting a unit of crossbowman get them into the back line all right Gunners are doing a good job oh ah a [ __ ] you my favorite I love that happening to me that's my favorite thing all right [ __ ] mob their goddamn infantry get just get in there just get in there get in there get in there get in there herbergs Gunners Retreat Gunners Retreat and where's their C [ __ ] no no quickly for the hammer we the emperor [ __ ] those mors I'm on to convergence on the cargs blend them oh my God are you really oh my God their cab are just non-stop pushing through my crap let's get our Mage in No actually that's a terrible idea cuz their infantry guys right there boming them their hand Gunners don't blob around them all right to battle [ __ ] him up dude yes quickly we're doing okay all right friend is breaking the mortars the mortars are pretty much done uh it's fine this is going okay [Music] War to battle yes quickly is have him provideed his thingy oh man this my [ __ ] Reich guard God damn it [ __ ] up their archers go go go go [ __ ] I mismanaged the Reich guard so bad dude oh I hate fighting armies way bigger than me go no lingering for the H yes quickly okay direct line of sight [ __ ] is really rough on Gunners man okay this is so bad actually this is so bad there okay this is why I wanted to Auto it because the amount of range that they've got is a real problem when you got to deal with uh BS AR like artillery range troops God how many units [ __ ] range do they have Christ's if we're doing okay but [ __ ] me oh actually no that's a good yeah c r mortars I think their C are done underst quickly the sky spiled to war go okay you got this I hate this battle so much I know me too dude this is awful FR isn't on the front line supporting the Infantry where my carab bgs oh my God they're not even in combat all right hit him in the back flanks stupid [ __ ] Gunners oh my God [ __ ] cab dude [ __ ] you handun moving we obey Sigma preserve us wait what okay just came back from the skulls event and I'm seeing you lose as usual I don't lose as usual actually I'm I just don't like playing the Empire well okay it's not I don't like playing the Empire I'm not good at playing the empire you just feel so weak Ready for War [ __ ] God damn it would anybody be mad if I replayed this can I take another crack at this cuz this sucks all right I'm going to replay this this is so bad I'm going to call that a trial run okay military genius brh BR Empire are [ __ ] rough when you're fighting your entire arm plus an extra Ally succession reinforcement stack I know this game well enough to know I should have just Auto resolved my [ __ ] God all right okay all right let me think how do we do this I don't Co does c FR have the crabs with why the crabs what what crabs oh wait we can bring the crabs back if we're doing a a uh vampire counts Army I want to do vampire counts no ranged oh this fight sucks dude I didn't think they'd be able to get over and reinforce that goddamn City told you I should Auto resolve this I don't you should have duel the general with friends they would crumble instantly because of lore ooh all right yeah that's a good idea I'm keeping friends with my infantry this time I'm going to do a better job of in the uh reich's guard around and we're going to start off in a checker better infantry line better ingredients Papa Johns split the guns on the flanks keep keep C FR Central keep our um guns protected uh keep the halers near them so that they can counter if they get attacked by cev all right tell me this isn't a better setup I call use your Wizards to waste morar ammo then force them uh to you with yours oh okay that's actually a great idea but I'm going to do it with friend cuz he's got 78 speed yeah I'm going to do that I don't think there I don't think the air is dumb enough to waste ammo shooting at a legendary Lord though okay I under I overestimated the AI I overestimated the AI so bad oh no oh man I really thought that they wouldn't do it I actually thought that they'd be smart enough to not shoot at you with their with their MERS oh my God this used to work in warmer 1 and 2 I thought they patched thiso uh by now you should have learned to do the opposite of what we're voting for that's true that's true I shouldn't trust my trust you guys Legend tactics this has always just been a good tactic if you're uh if you played it back in Warhammer 1 against Heavy Artillery this is the only way to go make the AI Friendly Fire I don't think they'll Friendly Fire Plus I'm just going to get shots of [ __ ] I just want to waste their motor ammo and make them come to me like was suggested in chat I'm not even have to be running I just be walking and they're not going to hit me waters are so bad dude like in this context they're only good with elith now oh okay that one hit oh look it did no damage it's almost like I could literally just stand here and let them shoot me mortars won't do anything someone say crab crab curse you crabs crab crab thank you for the crab Domo tone boy boyzilla God we don't this really doesn't feel sped up at all back in back in Empire I used to use used my useless dragons to bait artillery oh back you mean out Riders back when out Riders sucked ass I like that they have the repeater rifles now out Riders are actually beasts theyve become good they're their accur suck accuracy sucks ass but once you get them some like Buffs and stuff they actually kind of start getting good I'm going to bait some of their range fire too oh they've got Gunners though probably not a great idea uh can I beat their archas out come on shoot me come on shoot at me oh [ __ ] Gunners Gunners not Gunners don't want go no no no no no no no get those guns away from me stop shooting call France he's the emperor how dare you shoot the emperor oh that those are both that's fun suck my ass archers eat my balls suck my ass in my balls in my taint suck all of my balls in my taint eat [ __ ] e [ __ ] e [ __ ] I'm winning [ __ ] you oh you're so smart look at look how good your archery skills are suck all 17 inches of my friends all right let's get out of here that's enough I I I can't bother doing this anymore it's not that fun let's get up there get in range and then pull them into us now I can handle the ranged I think you know you just got to pull them to us okay let's ba bullets Guns by walking side to side okay you can technically do that it's just that they you know it's a gun it's kind of like the same as zigzagging a gun in real life it's the bit too fast something about having to do this with the game says a lot about the game IMO no it's just like a smart tactic to be honest you know [Music] oh wait will reard beat Empire Knights they will right yeah my re scard will beat Empire Knights well they are anti- infantry though emper knits are anti nothing for ready all right I'm going to get ready to sweep him get our core infantry going going to hold the front line with our best [ __ ] yes sir charging me with their empire Knights charging me you running at me right now I'm going to hit you first no you no you get Reich guarded oh that's right yeah we're o that's a good amount of damage I do [ __ ] on charge bonus and cabin this game but it is better than I I let on wait a man I wish at least my my silly little wizard man had a goddamn Force oh okay oh no no no no that's bad that's bad all right get him out they're pulling their dudes out pull my dude out that's fine all right push push push push push go go go get the friends up get the friends machine get the friends machine no no oh wait okay that's the enemy C that's F uh shoot their ranged shoot their ranged friends get on their guy age buff infantry [ __ ] infantry moveing go go go go t is fun to use but I think he needs more utility also they need to make his recurment quests easier to get turn two two Z effort yeah I think G should get in turn two at least yeah I agree that's a good point that is actually a very good point as all right push through the Lions go go go go go want to get through to those ranged how's my re guard doing not great not great all right all right they're CED on they're CED on go go go go go go go go go go go go go go push through push through as fast as possible Tre into their infantry Gunners on their Gunners now on what we can get nice nice nice nice nice nice nice this something oh our Gunners are gone but that's fine all right and we can start hitting their blobs right here this is going a lot better going a lot better oh what can be done when you shallowly avoid confrontation with enemy all right I got to make H out yes kill him friends beat his little dick I beat his off his body like kill him I mean Ready for War form there's a last R oh no no no no no kill those CF that's unacceptable shoot him shoot him shoot him G him down got him down go go go no not a flanking shot nice all right frenzy boy is going to beef out on their imp guy let's wrap them up now get infantry on their infantry just keep her out in their C we win we'll win I think think we're good this is why you replay battles you learn your lessons you improve in the the situation and then you cheese like a little [ __ ] and you waste their ammo and then they [ __ ] lose do you for the Warhammer the Empire it is a little it it is cheesy as [ __ ] to uh to waste a units ammo though oh that sucks dude what no no no no no no no no no no no re not okay yes General moving now ready sir yes for my Carib bgs they got to be in the thick of it ready for war K their great source all right now we're going to kill the leader even if he's routing it doesn't matter he'd have to be shattered for it to give us any leadership go finish him off all right he's dead we are Sigma nice nice look at that leadership Pro crumbling yes sir beautiful all right this was a Siege right yeah this was a Siege all right it was worth playing that battle I guess we didn't lose our entire Army as compared to the auto resolve I was being lazy cool what about the burning skull I never played Wizards before and I want to try them um I feel like burning skull is underwhelming weird Siege yeah I okay that's something as well I kind of miss my settlement battles I kind of do and I kind of don't like with the new building system where you can destroy Towers I feel like they'd be a lot more funo have you ever played The Goth of 40K games they're having a huge discount during this SKS event and I'm interested what are your thoughts on those games are they fun I've never played them in my life I'm not much of a Sci-Fi guy uh I like 40K for like Ogen and basilis tanks and like Orcs And DACA and machine guns [ __ ] um and all that kind of stuff I'm not a big fan of um space stuff like spaceships and space and Star Wars and that kind of [ __ ] it's not my thing I'm not going to say it's for nerds because I I'm also very much a nerd I am playing a Warhammer game right now but yeah I'm not a big space game guy wind blast there we go the fart spell we can now literally [ __ ] and fart on the enemy I'm sure uh from what I I've heard um the they're good games get some Spearman too instead some swordsman from when I've heard about Gothic Armada they're they're decent CH I'll be able to tell you there's probably like 3 billion people in in chat right didn't you play Stellaris no I've never played St Stellaris in my life I barely understand what Stellaris is I I don't play Space games really who doesn't like DACA exactly dude DACA is the way to go I love green skins and Orcs are just 40K Orcs are just green skins but with machine guns and Rockets and mechs suits what's not to love about that is a fun games all right there you go okay as a fellow ogre lover you might be able to uh anger this but what are your standard ogre Bulls described as weak against armor when their AP stats are higher than many great weapon units um I might be able to anger this all right [ __ ] you dude how dare you ask ask me that goddamn question I realized that was a typo uh yeah no um Bulls it says okay I think it's the middle ground between not wanting to completely take away um the a monstrous uh unit's ability to do armor piercing damage like the reason they don't have armor piercing because it would be unbalanced for the ogre Kings to have monstrous infantry that have armor piercing out of the gate so they had to uh kneecap Bulls in some kind of a way so they don't have majority armor piercing but they still have enough armor piercing that it doesn't like completely make no sense if the if if giant 10 to 12 foot tall ogres with clubs didn't have armor piercing it would make no sense so they have like a middle of the road 50/50 they're kind of good but kind of not kind of [ __ ] you know like uh if they had armor pacing I think they'd be if they had majority armor pacing I think it'd be a little too overpowered for base level ogre Bulls cuz they are essentially supposed to be their main Infantry I did ask CA about that though like because I've always thought like why don't they have armor piercing it's stupid 10 you know 12 foot tall ogres with clubs should have armor piercing I hate this but it's for balance and it makes a lot of sense also they don't have if they had no armor piercing I would complain I I would [ __ ] because then they'd be so much less effective and make no sense come to Brazil ooy you ain't getting my kidneys today sir no I would love to go to Brazil like memes aside uh it's a beautiful place I'm looking at this ambassador to the ogre Tyber but you know who what this would be great for would be g's campaign because you could to you could ally with all of the ogre King for all 10 turns they're alive for before they get you know inevitably killed but whatever I eles uh Serena Dragon Emperor are these worth doing though there's none for the Empire which is sad I'm kind of I want to sort sort of just avoiding I'm going to get the Imperial University thing wait will I be able to recruit a bring to my men n I'm going to get him in two turns there's no point what's a good research read going on we got our growth I want to I want a Mainline growth much better like more this time to get better units way sooner do some Supply wagon then Engineers Guild I ogres don't die that easily nowadays I see them in late game campaigns all the time yeah yeah yeah but the the ogre goms are way better at recruiting good units now which I've been really happy to see all right let's uh I'm going to make a decision about like we got to figure out what units we're going to be recruiting what do you guys think what's what's some fun [ __ ] for frzy boy he doesn't get his upkeep ruction to reiches guard anymore I don't think he gets bust for Reich guard and great swords uh electri count oh wow really for all electri count troops he gets bossed for them now this would I'd be I'd be hyped about this if you could actually recruit electri count State troops easily but you [ __ ] can't have I might be boring and just go for like a super franzy build you know like Empire great swords and uh wait where do you get Empire great swords they're not in the military tree are they Advanced uh I am missing them very blatantly they're right there they are right there what am I doing maybe just C like a nice mix of fat C steam tanks battal Wizards what's his accent um Brit amican I should just lie about that like tell somebody I'm from like Bolivia or something I just have them be very confused if they somehow believe me a streamer would not lie and I'm like I'm just not enthused by C you know what I I'm going War wagons I'm going to get an engineer I'm going to get some War wagons uh maybe some mordors cannons be a landship eventually rice card Doom be quite good just not what it used to be was it ever good was it ever a primary Choice oh no growth growth growth growth growth growth growth s our crap isn't that expensive we're fine all right is it time give me your last down adbert qu what is that name edelbert quiet quet slam dunk take the Empire we got our first Province Mainline growth all right now the fun begins nice growth growth growth growth growth with growth and growth two more turns we just need 4K all right time to stock pile money a little bit beine our growth get some good units in the early game and Emperor is he a prince I'm going to avoid Army Buffs soono so we know what we're doing Wind blast all right all right ELO what difficulty are you playing on I am playing on uh [ __ ] it's somewhere around here I forget very hard SL hard I'm playing on hard very hard and oh there you go battle difficulty hard campaign difficulty very hard I see no other option he's Prince of reand Prince of Alor all right you dare does his dimple grow deeper for every every title that he has it is night man lack of diplomacy around here maybe we should like butter no's at play than you plate a little bit all right elith maybe all right 100 it only cost us 100 we got 900 how about I improve relations with elith yes let's Riz elith a little bit all right elith has been rised we can lock down a trade agreement there hopefully I don't think they're going to get through Helm guard that's a really good level one Garrison well all right we're good all right so I think we'll be fine so let's all right what's our first Target are we going for the fundes or we going for Vlad we got to go for one or the other maybe Vlad because we can go up and also kill we're already at war with middenheim so maybe we go up and save old miden fellas I'm going to need a mil oh my God all right well we're going to have to rise up Boris and his [ __ ] mustache then come here Boris where you at nordland mland let's rise up Boris hopefully we can get aill milary access then I'll be L back to aldorf pick up the pace wait am I trespassing to get back to my own town the elector counts stop saying your catchphrase man yes to like a broken record like your provinces that look like Ally with Fus when I don't think that's going to happen I think that he probably doesn't like us yeah negative 100 aversion might seal the deal I think with allying with the uh the stinkman with the neck goer you don't need military access wait you don't does he get free military access you don't get trespass warnings France doesn't need military what okay that's great K can set foot anywhere in the Empire without penalty now oh my God that's yeah I forgot about that that's so good oh dude let's [ __ ] go that's amazing I completely forgot Mighty Lord Mighty Lord Beck I love when he says Mighty Lord now a quest has been issued Mighty Lord bring me to my men wait oh who that's why the nation calls let's just be all right well if we're not going to suffer any military whatever I've never seen the beastmen actually take a settlement they usually just kill themselves and Alor G Garrison on turn five yeah uh they're probably still going to do that they're probably still going to figure out a way to get themselves killed I imagine money one more turn we get hbers cross uh crossers we get hbers crossbowman ERS War wagons all right all righty all righty cool I am Prince and Emperor what's up roughing infantry then yeah a mod which oo voices all the advisor lines uh with that accent you get tired of it after like two seconds it would be funny for the first like 30 seconds oh guys also I have my um I set up some uh autistic foone in my uh in my my studio uh it's not actually on the walls yet I just lent it against the walls has even made a difference does it still sound echoey in here or does this the audio sound better at all it should sound softer more full and less sharp command here autistic foam it's acoustic foam that was autistic foam is a joke obviously I thought you sounded difference uh different but it uh is just I fig it was just allergies I mean I might have a little bit of nose thing going oh look it's kezra oh wait did Midland just die I think we just W I think Midland just died are you goddamn serious no difference oh man I mean technically it's not completed yet they're just lent against the lower side of my walls right now and not all of them are up but you know eventually Forest is no is so good I'm pretty sure his mustache has just been pounded into the ground uh Nan will be returned to sterland tab clown will control which is the one of these that you're supposed to take tabain control should we I don't know man serin sound prob is probably better than taboc Clan right I literally told you bro Toby what we'll rescue him we can bring back his mustache from the who will bring the Todd now exactly all right I'm just going to pick one of these [ __ ] whatever Midland yeah Midland and the court of the Knight got destroyed on the same turn all right well that's good cuz they're unifying their Province Vlad is doing the usual and wiping out the that castle count count mhof whatever faction or whatever the hell sterland are probably going to last about two turns so we got to be fast up in the north that is looking like a bad engagement for us because we have a really weak Army currently uh I feel like our odds of winning this are not going to be great just because of his a couple of his key starter units also we we are able to recruit Heroes now let's go all right confident leadership to the entire oh discipline obviously discipline what are you talking about disciplined always always disciplined tough knowledgeable strong um what do you guys think strong tough would be probably better because he's range so he doesn't need the melee stats as much five melee defense 25 armor although knowledgeable could be good he's also got a fantastic mut mutton chop mustache combo what do you guys think tough strong or knowledgeable I think in the long run tough or strong is probably best tough for randomly getting sniped but he has yeah all right he's got a full beard engineer this this name just won't do H um what's a good name for an engineer here um H engineer [Music] names gunny mcshooty face no it has to be engineer related engineer ing my [ __ ] limit that's pretty good monkey wrench boy Sean that's no nope Dr Robotnik there you go I like that Robotnik it'll be the uh it'll be the uh Sonic Griswald Franken worder okay well I know what I'm doing here Vina has made such WS of fabrication possible Frankenstein Franken fer Franken farter oh it gets worse all right now we can go back to let's go back to the capital for one turn and some of the electric counts I'm going to take like two more mortars probably or apparently not cuz I'm out of money all right wait I got to be able to cancel the construction some yeah we don't need this we're not threaten from the south anyway three units of mors is probably enough and then we can get some are War wagons even worth it actually consider we can't buff them are they even worth it I feel like I should just get C like we've got our engineer we after I recruit the mors I might just delete this building and replace it with a c building you know let's just see if um kich commits suicide all over our aldorf wrenchy mcen face I love that buly MC build face I love that everybody's it's a very British naming convention to just call things something e m something face it's it's a time honored British tradition War wagons are just fun to kite with big AP damage yeah I like I think War wagons are more fun than uh than Cavalry personally will ease our they'll be Maring all right I just need something that I can flank around and smash into archers with know all right I'm GNA get rid of a couple of things get God who do you even get rid of um four wagons and two units of War wagons a unit of Reichard see the problem with this is I have too many unit types now I'm already challenging myself to the best of my ability which is very low the gun ones are decent early game yeah mortars have always been 23 in uh per turn is pretty goddamn insane though wow that is actually really expensive like for a similar price I could have halers and stuff it's kind of nuts also I need money right now let's just uh let's go cheap on the in the meantime [ __ ] it we'll get oh my God oh my God it's so bad today War wagons are not worth man I but they're [Music] funny I get for 213 gold per turn it's not worth it I might as well go with like what unit H ear another unit ranged I got range range range front line bunch of Motors to pull them into me I got some Heroes we got Dr Robotnik what's an oost stre without meme units though [Music] true yeah you know what I'm going [ __ ] it I if they're terrible I I'll I'll delete them whatever if they're terrible I just delete them but I like War wagons okay I wish they had the repeater rifles I really do the Empire it's all dog burglar dogberg is such a good name I know that's not I know that's like like a b burger or whatever they're called burger like a b burger burger like it's it's like a some Medieval word for some other [ __ ] it's not as predictable as the name makes it sound no I knew it you're such a [ __ ] I hate you God [ __ ] [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you cra you [ __ ] loser oh my God I hate him oh I hate the Beast man oh all right we're getting rid of him we're going to neuter that little [ __ ] beasty little Bey boy oh what a loser dude um FY dlin something whatever I don't care where's he at is he actually oh he's just we discovered him hold on raised nice our settlement was raised so we get to fully rebuild it God I hate the Beast man no what praise Sigma the Empire by the comet you [ __ ] you absolute [ __ ] is he dead did he die we're throwing down hands to somebody somebody's catching these medieval hands right now A I knew he was still there I'm going to get an auto [ __ ] you dude take the replenishment technically in our own territory still right no we're in Marburg oh but we can replenish it it does not matter oh seed of rebirth oh that's huge I command here oh my God one literally the best early game okay not the best great early game Talisman though regen for friends is Big Also let's give he looks like a peasant with a rifle oh look at these textures by the way I have the texture replacement project on look how much better this guy looks you know it's darker it's a a better metal texture this guy looks less silly than I oh no there it is that's okay come on CA what is this CA please I love this game but what is this come on that's that's just not okay come on man H whatever let's I'm going to combine because these are both really mid I'm going to combine them helmet Discord oh God it we were everything we're so consistently coming up Milhouse goalkeeper that was a good Wy I don't know if you found a third for the war of eight Peaks but I would totally be down to play as my boy Queen week it on SSD and G internet so it wouldn't be a issue we're uh trying to find we're we're trying to find a content creator for it my dude uh to do like a One V One V One content creator like so everybody's chat is rooting for them kind of thing if we if we can't find anybody and we just need to grab somebody from chat then you know you're in the running but it'll most likely be oh yeah thank you for the don't know by the way guts Penny Brook is fun to use but I think he needs more utility yeah I agree I agree like Taman has I love Taman but he's op he's so op he's absolutely way over the top op it's kind of ridiculous penguino thank you for the Dono penguin yeah you're definitely in the running if we can't find somebody but we're trying to get it's supposed to be like a One V One V one like conent Creator head-to-head so everybody's chat is rooting for that person you know what I mean but uh if we can't find anybody you're right like you know I wouldn't have anything against just grabbing somebody from my chat uh battley also said that he's happy just playing with the Bros cuz he's an absolute homie so he's he'll play with literally anybody it does not matter uh money we need more money stupid stupid Emil Von Cordon you stinky little weasel can I like Annex this back do not waste my time with Petty talk shut up with your stupid [ __ ] hat [ __ ] [ __ ] imagine what the nerve that the AI has to do has to have to occupy my last like provincial settlement Magnus what a loser what a stinky little man weasel subhuman rat man you know what I think they're scaving I think they're secretly scaving I think they're actually scaving humans wouldn't do this this is a true this is a scaven move am Cordon is a secret scaven I refuse to believe that he isn't also am I going to suffer massive uh Imperial count elector stuff if I requisition call the arms no isn't there something I can do safely declare war on a targeted electric count faction without suffering a loss a FY with the other electric counts right so I can do this with this guy right wait marig are part of the electro yeah no no they're not they're not part of the electro counts I could just [ __ ] them up no they there they're right there God damn it [ __ ] oh man Von Cordon is an electric count guys if I kill him though I get the borderman outrider grenade launchers we could get the borderman they're not an electri count but it says right here Emil Von Cordon the Wasteland electri count no they're not they're a breakaway State that's not how it works no that lock means they left oh oh right of course no yeah you're totally right yeah because look v c is locked K don't have one or aark have been killed I guess uh yeah you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right we got to kill fesus kraak and then we can kill this guy without worrying about it okay yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool Co cool cool cool smart smart smart smart cool cool cool cool all right thank you now see this is why it's good to have a chat to help you out and people call it back seed get off your high horse everybody to accept heal all right o trade agreements all right we're good all right we're good we're good we're good all right well we can definitely just control the Wasteland we could take the Wasteland and get grenade laer out grenade launcher out Riders and that would be for us seven more turns we can get another unit of Carib bgs all right car all right you know what a vordon is going down I don't think aldorf is going to get attacked we have a pretty decent Garrison I do need to build a Garrison building though I really need basic wool that'll make that'll keep outdoor safe I think maybe I recruit a second General we can't really afford it though I am Prince and Emperor marberg isn't much of a threat as an actual bad guy faction though yeah but they took my town and I want it back either you can fed them or kill them at ooy I'm tempted to either just take like start taking the fight to the green skins and the beastmen and rack up enough uh stuff to just Confederate them or kill them but it's going to take my attention away from the beastmen demand [ __ ] hoffin return whatever the all right uh okay here's the thing what do you guys think do we all right I'm 50/50 either we attack carberg and we start taking back this region and then reoccupy middenheim and apply an electri count so that we can recruit um I don't know whatever unit you get from this region what do we actually get for this get uh s ofri h that's not that good actually Thunderman Shire handgunners also I kind of want to bring back uh Boris you know tribes are somewhat passive all right here's the thing 50/50 we either go and attack the gerblins and reoccupy this region and then we build up enough Prestige to use um unify to forcibly Confederate this settlement stealing [ __ ] or we declare war on him that's that I'm on the fence right now attack everybody else build up enough FY enough Prestige to do that just to Confederate him or just kill him although we'd have to deal with all of this territory too and we'll get Fort Beres also I think confering is probably the way to go is it time all right let's do that I think that's the way to go I'm not going to put up to a pole I'm going to I'm going to I'm just going to do it return the elector all right okay do we give um what do you guys think turn the elexir bring back the B [Music] man ad can you use UniFi since marberg isn't part of the Electra counts oh yeah I have no idea oh no we probably can't use it oh no that's a good point he'll lose it instantly rebuild Boris keep carberg ter is useful I don't know if I I yeah I don't know man Luen might attack marberg while you wait that would be cool Confederate normally through diplomacy ooh all right I'm just going to return this to elector counts we can we can already replenish in their territory we can wait the M of hellstrom used by Yohan hellstrom the first Grand theognis when wielded by a warrior his devotion blah blah blah blah so we get M of flaming attacks and 60% based weapon damage magical attacks and melee defense ooh I don't have anybody I can give that to probably better than the Rune thing no that's wait 50% Splash attack power guess I'll just give that to this guy oh did you see the new beta for the old world mod I did not no I'm waiting for them to add in green skins if they ever do that because that's what'll get me interested cuz then I can play a little Garlin and a green skin and I want to play the Orcs mostly the green skins mostly the Goblins I want to play Goblin I want to my I want my first streamed uh old realm campaign to be of me playing a gorlin I want to be a little ankle stabbing grin man I'm going to say damage these guys are the ones with a regular gun though actually uh kind wish it was the Lord VAR the engineer Lord with the grenade launcher is actually dope kind of love him all right carriger [Applause] back so my orders are to move hey 32 yeah we're good attack just got to keep moving we can still get a bunch of growth all right I need to save up for 4K actually 853 a turn I'm just going to being chilling nope I do anything diplomacy yes so oh yes military Alliance defensive Alliance Middle want a defensive Alliance and a trade agreement and Military access and 960 gold indeed Don't Mind If I Do you know who I am this is what I wanted yes alliances with all of the Empire bringing them into my Dominion I feel like if you bring a faction back you should it should make them your vassel you know you can like unify the empire under your vassalage you are the emperor for [ __ ] sake you know grumblin gribling Garlin Garlin no I'm not spending money I'm not spending money we need to save money right now for our Capital upgrade which is only 4K right 4K oh we're so close dude come on I this's got to be something I can do diplomatically what if all right all right Carib Herber it is time it is time all right whatever it's one turn I'll build the next turn gelin Zeppelin people are just to go on dictatorship is that a dictatorship really if I'm protecting the Empire militaristically while the people that live in the in the community have no right is that really a dictatorship I don't think so I live in a bigger house than everybody everybody's poor starving to death is there no oh okay wait wait is this bad is he at war with him oh this is bad because he's not at war with him Grand theist should declare your pleas Heretics please declare war on him 37 I don't like it oh bars is going to die dude one way or the other what's my Garrison like in in runberg who was right crossbowman that's going to absolutely butcher it oh no he's also in March stance in underway stance so he's probably going to take my crap oh this is bad don't like this at all bis is back the Empire I wish he had a unique voice you know Boris would have like the gruff voice ever I want him to sound like one of those dudes that went that went the guys that explored Africa the British guys that explored Africa and like for the Zulu and stuff you know like super super Gruff High fancy London accent are you guys having crazy discussions in chat Jesus died for us in St years ago Donald Trump was born thousands of years later on a similar day explain that Democrats what the [ __ ] shut up shut up dude he'd be Scottish yeah cuz he's from the north that'd be that yeah like Marcus yeah that'd be cool okay do we back trrap and kill gbits or do [Music] we wait is he at war with them he is not at war with them right's will come inace going war against the black pit tribe 50 eat my balls dude all right so he's only going to go for us I think that's a it's a good idea to backt track will I don't think this guy is going to attack Our Town we're just going to have to backtrack for a second the nation call dude he's going to attack Uber's R I just know it he's going to go over and attack ubber re and he's going to take it there's nothing I can do about it I'm going to get really annoyed I'm going to scream on stream and I'm going to cry or is Scott Brer oh loves and admires the colonizers just typical British Behavior no I just think that they sound good they sound funny and they would work for for voicing Boris if he was like jolly good but like you know super Gruff and also he had a gun I knew it I [ __ ] hate this game [ __ ] you I'm going to take I'm just going to kick you out gits there's no I just you got you get nothing from this I hate you oh he's going to leave if if he attacks grundberg from there and just keeps taking all my [ __ ] I'm going to be so [ __ ] mad your weapons oh this campaign is so annoying dude that's our Garrison like that's fine I'm going to recruit another Lord uh Master engineer I like Master Engineers extra reload extra ammunition Don't Mind If I Do stop saving them God damn it um guard boy all right um a sigma is it time the Empire dude if if if Aon Cordon declares war sails pass me and attacks okay they can't no matter what they do they can't reach grunberg and they oh no though they could what if they March stance over to aldorf and reinforce this guy and attacking aldorf I refuse I'm so paranoid man yes let me turn four turns until we get another Caribs this is annoying as hell this sucks that is annoying H that would be funny how dare you please value my I oh you [ __ ] up now now you [ __ ] up idiot oh what a stupid idiot move from your dumb tiny little green skin brain idiot dumbass treasury but kiss for three turns you get 10K 3K I'll [ __ ] it it's worth it I need the money right now and they're dead and now we have to deal with grum okay well I'm going to use a little bit of that money to upgrade this Garrison rein has been besieged can I win the auto res vant defeat nope all right well you can Siege my town for one or two turns while I take back ubber Reich and then come over there and beat your little green cheeks in just give me one second take that back and money building over in grunberg I'm pretty sure that's safe unless Vlad is going to come nope we're good for like two seconds I'm having fun this is fun I like how this is supposed to be a babysitting the Empire campaign it's just turned into a baby sitting myself campaign God damn it all right let's get the regiments a renowned Sigmar suns in there change that name correctly uh smig a it doesn't fit all right the joke isn't worth it it's not a worthy joke the nation calls all right well at least we're level 10 get some upkeep production uh three much we get another carberg no more levels up because that battle wasn't worth it and okay oh I am so mad that these guys took my wait are they confeder missive and then get from my technically they are confeder but if I was to go into the electri account menu and click unify they are not an option so I'm going to have to kill them that sucks that's super annoying godamn counts oh that's so annoying I want my san back too I really do God damn it seems like you're struggling here is this too hard for you shut up Andy shut up it's not too hard it's just a lot of micromanaging and babysitting it's something about the AI just like that green skin Army that gbit green SC Army because he's most likely going to lose that fight in the autor resolve he won't even consider for a second attacking my main Army to get rid of the main threat before starting to take my tals the AI prioritizes attacking undefended settlements and that's kind of what irritates me about the AI sometimes like I know what they're going to do and it's always going to be the the path of leash resistance um is this worth a th000 Prestige I get I get 500 Pro if I do nothing but I lose a th but I gain is this worth it is it worth the plus one FY what do you think H the passive no least resistance dude cassus casses Bell Marburg yeah I'll take the 500o ustr marker dead great that's what I wanted to see that's really that's what oh Theodor Bry okay now I oh well now I have to build a library God damn it stupid stupid green skins oh this is going to be so good Vaseline got a mount nice uh max out wind blast scouting actually more magical items will be I command here expert in you coward you baby coward pathetic pathetic all right well we can't recruit cuz we're March stands can I get any better units tol some my crap with but if I get two more war wagons and then I replace bring me to my men Imperial Skol no we're good screw it not work also I don't need gar boy anymore get my income back up because OFW be very fun and and good wait do I yeah I hate supply lines elri Prestige proed from electricon FIY plus 40 per turn excludes confederated destroyed okay so it might have been worth getting plus one f right all right we'll level up rub right get a slightly bigger Garrison Helm guard should be upgraded hopefully Grom will leave us alone despite hating us are we just going to get [ __ ] on all sides here Vlad is growing Vlad is growing we got to deal with Grom potentially we got to deal with kemler potentially we have to deal with Marburg we have to deal with KRA we have to deal with green skins we have to do with festers God what the hell man there's so much to deal with and you've got such mid ass troops to do it with how much you want to bet this green skin Army is either going to run down here over to eart so we can weasel its way around to attack ubis or hopefully it just Retreats back into Weissman let's do this we can we can we can get out from under this I do like difficult campaigns usually I like difficult campaigns with troops that feel strong oh come on please give me a if this if if eleth for some reason like declare war on me that would have been that's where that I would not have been surprised they the AI being cowards uh sucks so much yeah it's it's like they were custom built specifically to to be very annoying almost like it is technically smart for them to go and like take your under it's not even smart some a lot of the time because they end up dying anyway and you can just take your ca back so the AI has no ability to like take the long game into account send defensive supplies hire nearby mercenary send a military force you join the defense of solsman against the beastmen for nordland aren't Norland already dead oh no no they're not hey I already have hey look you can see the Army that's already there technically huh what do you guys think I send military force wait money is probably a better yeah and we get a th000 back nice I think we just made money on that and got fty and infantry Buffs when do I get my godamn empor only a little bit now I don't think the I think they removed the Smithy so I can at least recruit yeah really like that they remov the stupid Smitty building oh my God it's a change does he like me no he does not and it would be just like the AI to declare war on me right now Commander Asians please China give me money I need it protor of the please more money all right we're good Guardian look at the tech tree why for what for what for what I'm looking at the tech tree there are buildings things that we can recruit made you look all right oh my God ban that guy somebody Bann that guy somebody banned this fool grum's going to murc you don't say that he's a little fat delicious boy and I don't want him to oh my God Gro Triumph I cannot express how much I would rather be playing a Gro campaign right now also I think uh these guys declared war on the green skins you dare come at me making you dare come at me the nation calls the Empire now all right start taking the fight them I'll ignore that men I fight with you women you're on your own all right return to Electric what do I just get fty every time for this I feel like it would be be we would get a lot more diplomatic uh benefits if we instead of giving it to them occupied it and then traded it back to them right or is it worth getting the the the FY what do you guys think like occupying it and then we won't take attrition but you get Timber okay we're not going to stop you from giving off on K and trying Dr Grom instead no this is this isn't FR campaign we're we're going until we're dead you need 10 fi to Confederate him he's already at Max FY all right let's just keep Weissman then we'll keep him on on on payroll why CL of Orrick where are we getting all these items from where are we getting all these themed items from I'm not going to complain this is great oh my God this is good minus8 melee attack in a 35 met radius 12 armor for a Talisman and negative 5% speed that is incredible I'm also going to give I guess I'll give Regen to this guy our little MP captain Oh wait training obviously training is so good now uh waited ability oh man frzy boy got a level up himself yes to unite the to unite all people within one I can't even remember I was going to do the [ __ ] Pokemon thing I command here to unite all counts under one nation all right you need to kill the beastman immediately time to kill the beastman oh [ __ ] whoa holy [ __ ] totes totes mots thank you for the 10 memberships my dude [ __ ] yeah that's super generous dude 07s for totes thank you my guy that's so generous we need every man we can get right now we need every man we can get in the ogre Army to combat these godamn AI all right Max these uh regions out build some defensive buildings uh get a second Empire Captain one more turn we can build our Barracks good stuff good stuff good suit yeah thank you to God damn yeah if you got to if you got a a membership from totes make sure you thank him super nice all right we're going to be hearing a lot of moaning goblins for the next 5 minutes while it counts out every single membership Emperor all right I'm let's kill MIM time to kill oh casra oh you little baby boy PR to have your ass pummeled oh we might get oh please somebody they going to reinforce oh what uh player Auto what do you guys think I kind of want to kill kraak in person we've got breath spells but this is a lot to deal with for an a medium casualties is pretty cheap play or Auto what do you guys think God casri has such underwhelming stats he's such a baby 25 bonus for his infantry is pretty great though and armor piercing got Scourge obviously play it it's a Siege is it all right auto play for Todd yeah play for Todd it's been a while since we've done a battle let's do this let's get revenge for the the beautiful mustache with a person attached which is U Boris mustach Brer OD can I just say Emperor call France would look about a th% more intimidating if he had uh some 5:00 shadow instead of just being completely perfectly clean shaven you know a little bit of Henry KL style like uh facial hair can I put Motors here no [ __ ] way that is so cool please tell me I can put Ms on this little like if I start this and this is unplaceable terrain I'm going to be so disappointed all right infantry I'm going to put my hero with my C get our limited range stuff also let's bundle them together put him with the Gunners finds mortars together Caster is actually useful so give him his own bracket and Co seems like you're complaining about CMS finally pays off no I've just I just don't do a lot of sieges of the the beastmen cool map design in my total war some Total Wars have had cool map designs it's just not like if this was a land battle map this would be great inclement terrain you know ruins like it's this is also about you know two times I think the map should be about two times bigger also there should be a massive swath of forest in the middle of this map I like a lot of or at least like I mean whatever dude I'm happy to just just have some kind of an interesting campaign map even if it is technically a Siege map let's lay out our INF I'm going to keep my cab in reserves here to defend my artillery get the Gunners going oh wait that's why I've got so many unit types standing all right all right move the Infantry around here hopefully we can bait them in move our yes you can put that's so cool that's that's actually really cool I like that a lotemp move up those mortars we SP our second punching bag of Warhammer fantasy along with the nor skins in the end time the beastmen went and got killed by the empire in wood elves I mean that doesn't surprise me maybe that's why they're so pathetic on the campaign map when controlled by the AI cuz it's l accurate man Mustachio men of the Empire this is about to be the cool thing ever the best thing about mors is they don't require line of sight so they can just do this like if these were cannons I guarantee they wouldn't be able to shoot this unit because they wouldn't have drag line of sight look how thematic this looks oh that's actually so cool let's send her cab around here I don't think that the AI is going to be smart enough to do a full flanker maneuver so let's just keep moving up uh oh not bad not bad at all oh there's some stuff get him Get No Cap the point though [ __ ] but also get him but cap the point but also get him you get him no but he's terrible against infantry all right we C it go go go go go go go go go now back out now back out oh [ __ ] are they taking our infantry no they're ignoring us completely great move up move up what's our oh [ __ ] kind of an underwhelming range for mortars I miss having the insane mortar range that uh you get when you're playing as um elith not good not good not good not good we don't want to get sandwiched in [Applause] here keep moving keep moving use that mass use that mass man heading out let us go form take back your point then dude whatever Sigma calls the hero has 50% plus Splash power yeah true true well when this is [Applause] popped where are you guys what what is this P thing guys come on come on what what the [ __ ] that's so bad Helen Hammer my orders stand we await your orders to battle captain of the Empire yes sir quickly by ri's w we serve France to battle we are sigma's oh my God France what are you guys doing right now even France is getting stuck the is completely stuck what is happening God damn it no sword AR get in there infantry go yes General ready moving [Applause] now what is this is this just like a little bit of glitch [Applause] terrain started watching your content a couple months ago and you've quickly become my favorite content creator wanted to spread the love oh thank you s much appreciated the goat the actual goat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh that's really bad oh Yik roon that's bad for us will not where friends get into combat friends please get into combat h no okay it's not worth it we got to we got to stop them we got to stop them I'm I'm suffering more casualties than I mean they're yep that's some bad stuff stop firing stop firing stop firing stop firing stop firing oh my God all right kns get those G herd done all right let's get a nice that's going to be good I foree their death the friends in there up the AOE buff and AOE debuff for the emperor we are ready take the ground speed formation match 's go push push push push go go go get in [Applause] there the heavens unleashed the Empire endures quick to battle light scar Knights get him for the emperor yeah funny cart smash let's go man what I wouldn't give for the carts to get back the repeater rifles but whatever you know come with them all these HBO are still stuck they're still stuck they're still completely stuck take form I I I've never seen the AI get this completely broken like that is that is almost impressive ready to fire go hand gunners the Empire endures field oh go oh [ __ ] okay get out sigs quickly with regen and I think a splash Power sword he's going to be fine KN great swords what I do what I do what I do what I do what did I do it's fine I didn't do an O mod I promise we're fine how toy quick for the emperor dog's not great in the name of the twin tailed Comet now yes sir quick for the emperor form all right batt in let's go all right God damn it as much as I like this the mors probably would have been better if I just brought them with my Army oh well EMP we are Sigma yes sir quickly a speed go speed yes General the Empire endures no lingering ready formation march to battle moving now for the Empire my rule is absolute G oh he's on a he's on a gor Carri this is my how many kills 23 25 90 he's only got 90 value he's just been killing trash troops get him get him get him get him get him get him I kind of forgot CRA was even involved in this fight go take position oh that's going to be doy that's going to be just disgusting no no it's fine we'll be fine [Applause] battle protocols Sig oh flaming attack actually you know what get it it might have been that was indeed disgusting that was actually disgusting what the [ __ ] you act missiles will F take position to me Aurora Borealis I get in there Emperor what do I have this range here boy making it so all right I'm going to make the same mistake twice but I'm going to aim it this way this time see if it works what the [ __ ] come on come on what is even the point all right it hit the barricade [ __ ] off oh man whatever it's fine moving now taking ready we're fine we're fine noing it's doing more damage to the enemy than it is to us that's all that matters okay B and blood aake bring lightning not going to do it again playing a Carl France's campaign is like keeping a turkey dinner away from a pack of wolves what if I do it like this the elector count factions are yours to consume not theirs well we damaged the on go Raiders by well I'm kind of sad I didn't get any team hits that time we didn't we barely took any casualties seeking enemy Qui [Music] moving quickly stop stop it's fine if they got way more infantry than us here anyway like our infantry are pretty much mulched Empire infantry is some of the worst in the game so I don't think that word toy it's worth it it's worth it it's worth it it's worth it it's worth it I don't care it's worth it all right buff debuff him we've already won there there we go this in all this infantry is disposable we're just going to replace it eventually anyway these are casualties that I'm willing to accept Celestial might get him Carl get him car be is that look at him just patiently sitting on his little cart loading away Carl smack him Carl smack him finish him off Carl get him Carl Carl FR get him Carl hit him Carl car please Carl please hit him take the ground got it oh it only took 400 years it only took oh we were speed boosting him too yeah that's right you big stinky [ __ ] that's what you get for burning down my town and having some other guy take it dude look at these carberg oh that's terrible value 623 is not that impressive a thousand for the Reich guard God our Cav bet infant Empire infantry are so bad that they're being outdone by Kev wow chasing in this game is so bad I know it's terrible it really is terrible that bug of the uh they need to program something in so that if they're if they're in contact without a hit happening over a short period of time they should just re they should just move or something they should Shuffle what is this middenheim great Temple of oric Man if only we could get the uh those ulrick Knights Knights of or wait did I just get a pegasus yes toite e pegas this oh oh man best of the Empire is good L recruit rank plus three faction wi all why not Thunderbolt rolling Skies um Range damage I guess comp SM e dude nobody can tell you can't tell me that a pegasus isn't a silly looking Mount little flying funny Pegasus for a Caster sure because they already look like you know little dorks but um for a big strong man like FR look at this Army Boris oh how far you have fallen can I keep him alive while oh I could unify him oh oh [Music] oh it's not worth it but oh what do you guys think should I we could get Boris we could get borus we could get the bman what do you guys think do we conf wait let me what's our odds of actually just confederating him normally approach us friend and make your offer we do that we have to do it through the uh electoral mechanic damn don't get him do it save him no conf fit him and watch it tank your income you can't don't do it what do you mean you can't yeah I can watch I can click unify and I can click him and then click perform and then I'll get him and he'll be mine confed confed bories bis all right there we go I'll put up to a poll we'll hold off for like for right now right we own middenheim and Emperor H he doing okay the Empire we should take back mid mid Stag and then go kill black pit get wrecker's point take out took over all this unify this area a little bit maybe kill fesus little festy 73% yes see it's the vocal minority dude all right it's not even close INF fed the confed the B man com it's time for unification bam oh yeah we have him the beautiful Mustachio General look at this guy he's got a sort of unique sword and a really big Shield at that [ __ ] mustache dude I'm actually going to give him the mace of hellstrom too and a delicious Burger he's not even he's level one all right we can almost afford this Army it's so cheap and bad all right I'm going to delete I think all of this I'm going to delete I think all of this and just keep just Morris Empire blessing time we got carberg double money building, 1500 per turn I'll recruit him a better Army and then we'll send him somewhere else I think hell yeah dude also we can get the uh can I elect him as the mid mid count mid the count of hell yeah Boris Boris sort of B Boris leg biter Boris it gives him 0.2 Regen wow holy [ __ ] the middle and run Fang is actually great look at that we give that mace back he gets leg biter now he gets a lot of good stuff post battle Loot and but most importantly gets 0.2 regen so he gets double regen and he can bite legs wam wowe woe zoi woe zoi and we get uh swords of all and we can recruit the electri count troops just noticed so mulch some Swordsmen mul some Spearman and Bam got some swords of rri are just swordsman with frenzy and they cause fear and they've got triple gold rank no they don't even they're lit it's the that's the only difference they have frenzy and they cause fear which is pretty good that's pretty good I bet they look kind of boring though most importantly we get Carib bgs we get more of the these every 10 turns or 14 turns or I can use some of my fty to slow that down if I get requisition and instantly reset it is it time all right let's kill some Orcs let's kill some Orcs and some dorks is he going to take mid stag it would just be like you helmet to take V stag wouldn't it that's exactly what you would dos yes my Lord actually I'm going to send Boris with us Boris can come with us let's let's have for reinforces when we take the black pit get some free experience look at that man run to the provinces all right wait did uh the beastmen get destroyed they did right I didn't even check I'm assuming they're dead now the ultimate W for for the Mustachio King ow I could put the mace back on your dude uh I mean the mace is just going to go on that other guy what's his name Beast are dead they died yeah good okay the best part of the streams is watching okoy run down defeated Lords I disagree wait war declared on whis what no no oh did I [ __ ] myself did I actually just [ __ ] myself I spent all the prestige confer rating him can we roll it back can we roll it back can we go back I don't like this no dude that [ __ ] everything no I quick saved hold on let me see if the quick save is before I Confederate it please tell me I can roll it back that's so bad we that [ __ ] the whole campaign please no I'm not even pulling it we're going back if we can don't you dare no [ __ ] you I'm rolling back I will give up the I will give up the mustache man if it means that we don't get [ __ ] [ __ ] I command here who calls by the comet God oh worth worth it all right well okay lesson learned always keep a minimum of a th000 electoral [ __ ] also I guess we'll just make this guy the why not at least then I can recruit that unit summon the elector counts summon the elector counts the nation oh that's so much better oh my God that's so much better oh that's so much better we'd have to do that fight again I am Prince and that would have been really bad and also terrible and bad of all people as well if it was one of the other Empire factions on the other side of the map like imagine if it was with G that'd be kind of fun just having war cut On You by Gil then he moves back home and kills you apparently Gilt moving back home is an extremely op campaign CU he gets kind of exorbitantly strong bring me to my men bring me lots of men I truly I want more men wait uh how we doing on the money front for all right one more turn then I need 2500 15 it's not enough um so I'm hold off on the money building oh that was so I wonder if we're going to get the same popup could I have just rolled back the autos saave and knocked out the pop-up or is it a guaranteed popup do you want an Empire or a wizard doomstack yeah I mean you can still technically get an Empire a wizard doomstack while being in the Empire just that your economy is insane probably a random chance nope it's not a random chance I no no wait this is a different thing yeah it was a random chance [ __ ] you wait field te to Midland plus one yeah Midland versus parabon are destroyed to sensor Lords of ginan are destroyed oh man aravon oslander dead great great aand are dead paravon are dead Ander Lord so it means we lost a trade agreement so on top of that she this is going well this is going so well oh okay well the nation calls Midland took over place that's fine ready get that military building built also I need my defensive building we need more money let's kill things to get money time willo how about playing Gro um fight for our nation just right now like you just mean like at some point do a Gro campaign cuz I mean I'm down I'm going to be if it's goblins that you're craving I'm going to be doing a goblin should we just Confederate him again then if I get if I Confederate him and get the popup again next turn though I'm actually going to I'm gonna I'm going to build a guillotine just just to cut my own head off what do you guys think should we just Confederate him again it seems like the thing to do if I get that popup again though I'm going to lose my mind all right I tell you what before I do it I'm going to quick save just in case it it decides to absolutely clap my cheeks all right we're going to Confederate at him and that's I'm just going to make that decision I want my Boris and then we're going to delete his army again I will the B oh interesting he returned this to Midland that's kind of really cool get a little bit more money but then we lose all that money because of supply lines but that's fine can I make him the electric count can I keep this guy out and make yeah there we go of course and he should get the sword and then all right move move step to it all right and I can move him hopefully within range so that he gets the XP again now if we get the popup yes I am going to jump off a bridge it's it's going to happen all I need to get rid of this chaos corruption corruption neg3 nice oh mid stag needs building please please no please no please no please don't pop up please don't pop up please don't pop up please don't popup please no please no please no please no please no game come on come on don't do the popup come on you know you don't want to do it nobody wants to see it the popup isn't fun it's bad no one wants to it's the ter it's terrible and bad nice yes I will take that we give me some slightly more money thank you come on no no no no pop up and some it's some other thing who's fty with all thingy counter room is explos I need the money so I'm just going to spend 500 although going to be really low slandered is fine I don't mind being slandered people can talk tell me that I'm and tell me that I'm cringe behind my back that's I'll deal with that I will take that burden oh cannons will be nice oh but also the Alor con battle Wizards plus two capacity for battle wizards but we're not Gil so I'm a little lukewarm on the H thing oh I need a library too to get Mr mustache man all right okay all right this is going okay I wait how much is this 4K oh my God that's so expensive for how little money you actually get for per turn um money I'll build it next time now all right I think get within reinforcement it is for the best all right let me Siege black pit first of all let's Siege black pit it's gbits he's back all right well we have to play that battle anyway so that's good we'll bring Mr Boris over R zma pick up the pace R zma you get walls though true oh wait it adds walls to um UB that's a pretty amazing building adds walls to the settlement get one of each of the Uber five very cool very good building I love unique buildings dude they add so much flavor to campaigns when they're actually impactful and they'll just give you a small bonus right red moon in really needs an update yeah I of qu the pop-up happened because confederating Boris reduced everyone's fty by one leaving n with one fty which trigger secession oh yikes okay oh great nice is this map oh this is perfect oh it's actually this is not perfect cuz it's the green skin one so they don't have any trees I think I might be able to trick them though we just do this my subject get ready to attack them here we are and they're like oh they're going to they're going to come this way I'm a little bit more they be like oh they're coming from this direction oh then we just go this way works every time 60% of the time every time also we're really [ __ ] slow so I might have be able to make it in time before they readjust let's get our boys over there as fast as possible hey good old Boris is coming in yeah they're slowly adjusting the worst uh feel are landmarks that are worse than regular economic buildings yeah 100% they are not even worth beinging the game damn it position stupid AI being see right there why are they abandoning the walls with all their dudes oh they got some big okay our thei actually getting bigin that's kind of [Applause] cool so I love that there's just like there's just like the towers are made of poop like this is just a they they've paded this with the green skin poop this is just turds all their towers are made of turds turd towers with like towers built into the turds it's so green skin it's so thoroughly green skinny our weapons are yours let's go you guys remember remember when um Dylan sprous the voice actor for lethan R and the the Disney Channel actor guy um got into Total War and made a map for Warhammer 1 or Warhammer 2 I forget and it was just uh a battle map with a giant pile of green of uh green skin [ __ ] in the middle of it you guys remember that or is that just meare for comat feel like a fever dream the guy that was uh played Zack and Zach and Cody made a green skins map which was just a giant po poop just you that happened I'm that actually happened if for anybody that didn't know that definitely happened you made it up I did not make it up how dare you B I don't fabricate information we don't have regen on FRS anymore actually moving now Char it happened in oo's fanfit what no that happened that's how he ended up voicing Athan R because uh CA found out that he was a fan of Total War and uh Warhammer like Total War Warhammer at speed I'm telling you I'm not gaslighting that that actually happened moving that's how he they ended up getting in contact with him and that's how he ended up voicing a lethan AR it sounds like a a gaslighting a fake ass gas lighting story though I will admit who voed El Le uh Dylan sprous the uh The Voice the my abolute this is my command yeah there's a whole video about it prepare for comeback we are sigma's form Mar in motion to battle oh my going I'm going to save that for a bit for firearm y go go go four boy who wins that fight actually the b bs or regular B they're anti- infantry okay it's the same thing engineer I have the gifted Tinker Mind Over [Applause] Matter my God nail that Tower down dude get off the wall already here we go all right we can move our mors in Attack Battle protocols we serve friend let's go let's go kns what he's on Skirmish mode what the [ __ ] is the point in Skirmish mode if it doesn't even work with purpose [ __ ] Skirmish mode dude isn't good enough to to have Skirmish mode be a thing I swear for the empire that's goddamn abysmal spearm attack swordsman standing by yes quickly n Skirmish mod got broken ever since the launch of the game I mean I don't know I've used it I always use it for low stakes like uh Cavalry stuff you just need them to not immediately die just want to you got to take your eyes off him for a minute so you just leave them on on Auto fire in Skirmish mode my stand quickly yes sir quickly wey moving now no lingering the Empire endures take the go the hammer call France for FR fire fire right we're doing okay I think great swords this is a slam D do you guys know that barricades replenish ammunition for some factions yeah look I didn't I completely forgot existed but bar platform barricades replenish the ammunition of units that are s on them did you guys know that cuz either I didn't know that or I completely forgot about that I remember it was a thing at one point I thought it just got I haven't done minor settlement battles way less often it just kind of I just sort of forgot about it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] big no no no no no go a new view bigin direct counters no thank you hand Gunners y bomb these for the emperor Knights retreat at your service state troops ready [Music] spe do some stuff Hammer no that's an order water Sigma command I it's been there since launch of the game but it was never on the tool tip until throw into into Decay oh right that's why I just forgot about it then I guess or maybe I just didn't know Sigma guides us for the Empire damn it dude [ __ ] they got like no kill can I bre him yeah oh the rebound well I'm a [ __ ] expert of that now got enough goddamn rebounds in my own [ __ ] my God the barricades are so strong [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] skullers Crush skullers never mind Barm I don't quite manage to Friendly kill some units lately what no I've never done that in my life I've never actually um uh done any Friendly Fire ever in any total war game ever i' I'm I have a Flawless record of never damaging a single friendly unit anything that you hear is just slander and uh shouldn't be taken seriously so whatever what's toddy doing aoy chilling on a wall because I completely forgot about his existence take the ground man he's so slow oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay now all right all right no please dude go go go move mo mo move oh my God he's getting absolutely deleted would you [ __ ] have some mess oh my God noing bro oh my God holy [ __ ] that's bad have you ever heard of the word mass [ __ ] me you leave a man alone for two seconds oh man that sucks I took my eyes off for two seconds yes quickly [ __ ] gets rushed Heavens un they just do a fart spell on me what was that did they just literally fart on me stop shooting me please I will not stand idle Sigma gues us no lingering at speed shoot them yes sir quickly kill the kill the CER go noing them get him boy to battle take the ground formation March of course shaming a man for not being fat and so backwards reverse fat shaming oh my God he's never going to get through that barricade it's never going to happen stop putting giant block barricades made a poop up last of green skins with their poop barricades for for Hammer we need some goddamn Siege units I foree their deaths re we oby wait we broke that barricade so much faster than this side is infantry just terrible at it now I do like the changes to Siege stuff this feels a lot more grindy but it's like once you destroy it it's gone it can't be rebuilt so they can't just keep putting it back like a [ __ ] Tower Defense Sim that I can't believe that guy just cast it at me the Empire endures for and March go for in ham bring them down at speed on them's getting farted on not true [Music] my subjects call Ready for War oh man this Goblin's getting beaten to death very well demands blood the Empire endures yes sir quickly dude I hate flying units so much abolute nothing's better than them disengaging from melee comat for 2 seconds abandoning the fight and flying up in a straight line [ __ ] straight line by swords yes my Lord re guard re guard [Applause] Knights can you really not kill him it's a goblin Shaman oh man oh God it's nothing like the splash damage not doing any goddamn damage I'm pretty sure Morris is like immune to basic infantry right cuz of his double regen well not immune but he'll also he's not a [ __ ] dualist so he can actually kill Infantry when did they get to suffer Army losses and they woged Arena listen ready go swordsman the Empire endures for the Empire to battle the new St T are great give the uh tank State troops a shot I've uh oh the tank State troops you mean the the blue ones they're not new that's what you mean the blue ones are definitely not [Music] new show us the there we go they're they're done oh sieges are a [ __ ] slog man especially this map gabri's hard carrying I don't know why people sleep on Motors so much the line of sight alone makes them worth taking friend needs that regen yeah he really really does he's a lot more useful than the uh the Empire Captain too yeah you know what I'm I'm going swap them around take the seed give friends the seed this guy can be the white clo he's going to be in the Infantry fight more often anyway I guess Rand is going to flit around being a duelist grow 50 yeah that's only really good late game uh early game I feel like is that really that good if this was faction wide that would be great I'm almost tempted to give uh my Caster the seed Echo give it to TTY L friendly oh the cloak n if he was a hero I would I kind of wish there was some way to turn all Lords into Heroes if you wanted to you know you can just click a SW you just like flick a switch and they you can turn them into a exactly what they are but with a as a hero so you can put them into another Army a little bit like in the earlier Total Wars where you could just um you know you give them uh you could have all of your Generals in an army and they would just like your Kev bring me to my men to streng the Empire kind of miss that sometimes being able to send infantry off by themselves like take a unit of infantry out of your army and put it there as bait while you set your Army in Ambush stance [ __ ] like that there's a mod for it give me cuz yeah then I could do 20 legendary Lord Doom Stacks probably not legitimately but it' probably be pretty goddamn op too cuz then you'd have to factor in their army Buffs [ __ ] like that I don't know there's a lot to deal with there watch money most highle garrisons should really have some artillery by default yeah it'd be super annoying if you're attacking but as the defender it would be good but like how often do you do like defensive sieges I think I would get annoyed if the AI always had mortars in their in their garrisons h o okay we we actually had enough to deal with it this time sheesh that would have been bad that would have been really bad deteriorating Confederation oh oh man they really all hate us that much oh God Confederation is see dude [ __ ] Confederation man it's not worth it it's actually not worth it it makes everybody hat you it's like I don't think I think the the the way they offset it being too op makes it really like unfun no peace just for me no peace pick up the pace oh [ __ ] off that's my Province Aon [ __ ] Aon [ __ ] face this might be the all right this might be a good time to declare war on him actually like we'll wait for him to take recker's point and then I'll just rush him wreck his whole [ __ ] who calls silver tier local recruitment damn I should do some Quest battles too gretings from pretty rough early game I spent early turns conquering bonium AR I for babysitting moris yeah that feels like the move maybe not confederating instead I just wanted the mustache man what's the challenge this run I joined late uh just defending the Empire trying not to let uh the electric counts die but it's really hard by the comet all right he suffered a little bit of attrition bunch of Empire Knights Knights of the Blazing Sun that's kind of a pain in the ass 98 charge def wait yeah Savage blow I knew it that seemed really high by the comet to the provinces this all right should we just go Full Tilt and charge him I think we have a better Army and then with with the fact we have a Caster we have frenzy boy with regen this probably the library let's go give me my boy already oh secondary I recruit him over here yes dude confident confident du who calls yes grath so how should we proceed should I replenish for one more turn or just pull the trigger guys I think conquering him and then taking this whole left area is probably a good move we can get e harb we can get Maran bur we can get Fort B and then we only have to worry about [ __ ] from the right also no more Confederation I'm just going to do it is it time [ __ ] you marberg this is what you get for taking my town close on an auto no I'm not going to Auto that praise Sigma I will not obey affirmative raise your o i don't lose my unit of Reich guard for this yet another Land Battle in a minor settlement I wish minor settlements were just like how they were in uh in 3K or like some of the older Total Wars where it's like a village with no walls you know but like no Towers like you can't or maybe like uh if it's a level they they have like a new set of maps where it's like inclement terrain at least you have a good defensive position cuz the fact that it's just a generic Land Battle drives me insane I hated it in Warhammer 1 and two I liked when they ended in minor obsl battles I just think they went about it the wrong way and then everybody hated them they turn it into like a tower defense battle where you're just constantly deleting these shitty tier one Towers it just wasn't fun to deal with like I am so bored of land battles every single time land battles it's been blessed by nle and just pretty disgusting all right time to take The High Ground dude a good defensive position with no axes for around our C our artillery is actually extremely cool I don't think they have artillery so we can just make them come to us this actually is going to be way easier than I [Applause] thought maybe I shouldn't jinx myself actually wait doesn't he have like an AOE thing buff now reload skill accur okay I'm just going to keep this dude like [ __ ] this cannot be we must all right oops I almost forgot to move these guys put franzy boy just over the top got ready to flank they're going to bring their cab around the flanks for sure that's going to suck it's going to suck big time go yes quickly to battle nice plus once Boris gets in here he can just kill everybody he can absorb them into the the the Realms of his stash and they will all die of Suffocation coming F go seek my calls no lingering fight garas moving nowman yes sir quickly at speed take position to battle hey guns of n only thing I'm worried about is their C they got so much C wait they have mortars oh they do have mortars uh ooh that's that's not great missile infantry fire fire no lingering yes sir for the Helen hammer for the emperor prepare for combat die AAL I'm about to make a meal of you oh my what what what what what's the point of a defensive line [ __ ] you he's going for my engineer what the [ __ ] get him get him flaming attacks hit him beat his ass beat his ass where's my hero at there he is get over here oh speaking of wish I'm going to get these guys out go take out their [ __ ] what are you doing guard mode all right shoot the Knights of the Blazing Sun the Knights of the Blazing Sun get the Infantry out ah that mortar is kind of a pain in the ass 21 kills so far all right let's get these guys there to kill it pushing this side P my infantry in look like they're smart enough to flank too good Sigma guides us oh no no no no no no no get them back seeking enemy slman my stand no no no Cavalry ready taking that position take the ground for Mar get them hand Gunners all right it's something black powder blessed we serve the emperor mortar ready Boris get in there kill some [ __ ] go Boris go oh we are s he's back he's [Applause] back get him oh God [ __ ] mortars man 41 kills they're underrated s oh here we go ready ammun nice nice nice the Empire endures engine and blood await a new view bring them down get them are they still fighting me in okay I I imagine maybe trying ing chariots into melee com probably wasn't the best move oh [ __ ] almost forgot about my Caster the heavens unleash we are sigma's ass that's an order wipe them out hand Gunners come battle we are Sigma noing uh yeah I think they're going to R soon take got [Music] this EMP not bad not great but not bad okay friends you're just so goddamn out of field mortar drank that machine yes my Lord take position now uhoh to the enemy uhoh the Empire endures get out of there get out of there Mage boy m all right we're good sheesh you oh Boris is here I almost forgot to use Boris he basically did nothing that whole fight I think that was a Siege so we're good I I think you missed your own units with that wind spell oh no whoops [ __ ] I'm slipping got to be careful or gets a participation trophy he wins all the uh the faci competitions anyway so it's fine I stand by my comment if if Emperor had a mustache like Emil Von Cordon or like Boris he would be a true man turn the electri counts wait they're are nordland dead are nordland dead or am I just giving that back to nordland ah I see okay well they technically own that that's fine they on The Black Pit Midland o I might give the black pit away too in a little while because that's good money orders yes it's what Sor Claus the Empire what does the emperor bid I command here men War calls the Empire attack oh man is it time by the comet hero capacity for Empire captains hero recruit rank plus four for Empire captains in the local Province I wish these were just faction wide like I get it but why not just make them faction wide fine local Province just makes it so much worse significantly worse summon the elector counts ooh Mercurial shot that's what we need he right by you know yeah they're fine they're holding so I keep forgetting that some of the factions actually aren't dead I'm not used to this with the Empire everyone's always dead KN Panther Stables it means I can't recruit Panthers then I don't care I am Prince and Emperor do you have modded night units on I coin no I don't play with any uh mods that add in modded units unless I'm doing like a dedicated stream where I use that type of unit or whatever I tend not to do modded campaigns very often I prefer doing like an enhanced base game play through like cuz anytime you play with like a mod that adds in units they're almost always overpowered in one way or another God damn it dude this is getting dicey and oh no way am I actually going to lose my my Capital to the vampire counts again oh the godrick and Felix fight I'm gonna oink take that off my bar no thank you for ever and ever I'm never doing that fight again that one that one sucked I don't remember if you guys remember that from the alth campaign oh my God that sucked having to babysit go like suicidal grick and Felix while simultaneously defending them from tons of sesi units while having to track down and kill three separate Heroes man no thank you one more turn we get our oh wait no two more turns we get the library which means we can get a big Ginger mustache God now Empire really is becoming a true Haven of facial hair rivaling the dwar for quality is it just him oh wait Trang ah missile stand for the whole Army nice bring me to my men Sigma compels us what is that movement rate did I get oh he actually gets a thing for that he gets a frenzy uh upkeep reduction attrition yeah this will bolster the nation why why is the movement range here so so bad Wasteland is it cuz it's Wasteland it's like fine over here but weird no peace just War am I like paranoid that seems like really bad movement right take yes toite the death claw oh my God that's actually so good also I think I just got the best casting item in pretty much the entire game yeah the book of Asher just a flat 20 wins Reserve actually good this is good but nowhere near the best I really wish France had some way of getting access to more uh electri count units like he has all of these reductions for upkeep elri count units why can't he recruit them like FR actually has the hardest time recruiting electri count units out of all uh factions like out of all Empire factions which I think is really stupid but I guess also if you count you know um [ __ ] what's his name uh G God look at these armor textures dude they're significantly better than usual I have a mod on that increases the textures don't you have that uh in the new special window thingy uh okay well it's different so him for him to be able to individually recruit so like if I wanted to recruit uh the stubborn Bulls Empire great sword units most Empire factions can go into the research Tree and buy the ability to recruit them Gail uh France has to do it by confederating that faction and take the uh take that location you know what I mean so you can't get them right at right from the get-go when he can get them he can recruit them more frequently because he can use requisition and and whatever else V has almost taken out aand yeah generally the Empire don't do well like vlad's dominating tree L is dominating azag is moving in Tan's days are numbered fesus has basically killed osland he has killed aand they're dead aand are dead hotland hland whatever they're dead sterland are dead everybody just dies you like well you could eventually get it back how was the zazil and aark yeah I don't know they're probably doing really bad frog is going his lever dead or whatever his name is is dead that's just how it goes that's how it be onch wait am I not in my turn yes so oh I did a battle right star student about this stuff all right your days are numbered whatever that effect Marburg direct you really get Powerhouse zombies uh as who I don't this is why I like mix legendary Lord mod the electro counts holds out slightly better than this all yeah I don't know I feel like they could just add some stuff into the base game to do that pretty easily you know just give the first of all like a couple of tweaks for the Empire just that they could easily patch in give guil uh give friends uh the ability to recruit an elector count if you're allied with a faction or if you just have fty with them over a certain amount CU then that encourages you to keep the Empire alive instead of just confederating it all and just it becoming a map painting Sim as usual which I don't think is fun I don't think I think a lot of people are kind of bored of that and want to do different types of campaigns and and whatever oh my God this political support dude confederating Boris was a a terrible idea everybody hates us now it's really bad it's not good step to it can I no bring me to battle Santa Claus is going to ruin my movement range oh get out of here the last thing I need is is them chipping away at my borders did France just get a fireball spell I am Prince and Emperor something about FR with magic is just gross I cast Fireball custom infantry yeah unbreakable perfect Vigor and weapon strength nice Guardian always good the nation calls uh four more turns and a more I will the the Boris is cool yeah but it's still not worth it everybody the amount of pop-ups you get for Prestige is not worth like we're going to end up going to war with all of the Empire which is while when you're playing as the electri count of the Empire like you know the the emperor of the Empire is not a good thing I'm going to save defensive building here I have a feeling the vampires are going to declare war on us for is worth is he worth it though we're going to have to get our money up pretty big pretty good before he's going to be worth it I have oh here he comes yep there it is [ __ ] you let me deal with Mar and B and I'll be back for you stinky Loy man oh nice wait kill a thousand from melee car oh God damn I why is it so difficult to get Brookner oh I should probably do a quest battle bring to my men I'm kind of trying to rush to get marberg before Oh I can reach that one turn yes my Lord no not until hexen star men I will fight with you into battle attack this Forest says the Empire if gun no fire you can always throw it got no fire you can always throw it Boris said that what a wise man wow never been more impressed with Empire intelligence as is my right by sigma's Crown oh yeah I forgot about regiments of renown units r Defenders would have been good probably yep all right [ __ ] it you know what phly them empty SW here do I have enough money why can I not oh wait they didn't delete them I am Prince and Emperor nice dude expensive building at grunberg money buildings Sigma all right we're almost done now we just need just take Fort bre Breg Fort burger and then I'm going to take eart first actually such ignorance pains me okay what texture mod are you running uh my textures look like ass compared uh all right so I'm running a combination of things first of all I've got I've got this which is a uh reshade and I have my own custom one DX HDR sharpening and stuff like that which makes the game just look better generally like it's it's sharper there's a little bit of sharpening on everything that once you it looks weird like when you watch my stream it makes it look really weird and sharp because of all the sharpening but then when your eyes adjust to it it makes the game look so much better like like when you go back and play regular Warhammer or when I do it makes the game look blurry like when I was playing the uh the beta build for this game it the game looked blurry and I couldn't figure out what it was and I kept like taking off my glasses and polishing them and [ __ ] I was like why are my eyes [ __ ] broken and and it's cuz the game doesn't doesn't have sharpening by default it just made it look way worse for me these items suck at and then I have obviously all the textures on Ultra then on top of that I have a mod called the texture project which replaces a lot of the Empire dwarf textures and they're expanding it to the whole game I think they're just going to fix all the textures that suck I think most of the old mostly like older factions that are looking bad by comparison you know now let me check what it's called cuz actually a really really good mod it's just called like the texture replacement project or something like that for Warhammer 3 also gccm but we haven't seen any gccm Maps so far Warhammer 1 texture update project so it takes all the Warhammer 1 textures and updates them so like call friends has been updated like dwarves Empire captains like uh archon anything from game one has been updated and I think that he's going to do a game two one as well but uh it's basically just been better textures for all game one textures makes the game look so nice like a lot of especially some of the really bad looking units like the really the ones that are getting dated as hell yes oh [ __ ] I forgot Santa Claus bad eyes reference I have special eyes Comet I am France they will obey I am friends all right we got all right no corruption growth Lo also I think we're done with chaos corruption here too so I can change this back cool all right dude only 22 turns in by the way 22 turns in does it feel like I've been playing this for 3 hours we are 22 turns in I know I don't particularly end my turns that fast but my God is this campaign a handful there's so much babysitting there really is what are the what is this guy doing this chaos guy I am all your oh he's oh he's [ __ ] it's uh elor [ __ ] with Marburg all right oh the elves hell yeah Lord go go elves now [ __ ] up the chaos guys all right ale heart probably Fort Breg burger burger BL burer something bring me to my men ready men we must attack um is him no peace just War weapon practice no no whoops will pick up the pace all right give me the fort give me Fort Burger bler I'm just going to change the name of this so I can Fort Burger all right nice while I'm at it cool that's nothing Pegasus ew no I refuse give me back my horse is it time what does the emperor B bring me to my silly flying horse right more money buildings 3700 turn ain't bad we just got to get a th000 kills how we doing on that by the way 158 out of a th000 I might have to recruit some Cav units we're never going to get that in this Century Majestic enforcer leader of men dude he loves men he's always like bring me men electri count State troop pool capacity Plus One wait a minute does that mean that it can keep refreshing even when I haven't recruited it yes oh my God that's so good wow that's really good that's that's awesome that would be oh my God in the late game as well when you when you've already got an army and you're just stacking State troops you could like just oh and then you can refresh it oh my God that's so good mechanist [Music] preparations armored fellas all right the Empire summon the elector counts I've I've truly heard summon the elector counts too much at this it sounds like a joke oh this isn't good that's that's not good at all get him helmet fur how do you say his last name guys for anybody that's German Beach yach that right or is it like fire [ __ ] or something wrong really how do you say it somebody German help me out all right good Boris is being a no fireb fireb you see it's always not what you think it is and Emperor it's always exactly not what I think it [Music] is uh God what what do you even oh I guess whatever ready against sigma's teachings kind of wish that the hero soldiers weren't all like an old bald guy with a beard I'm sorry it fits into the aesthetic of Warhammer if it was like are you the kind of guy that plays like Skyrim and makes your character like installs like one of those hair mods that makes your character look like some poster boy model twink it's like that I've seen modded game plays modded playthroughs of these games it's like what people want to play as is some random ass handsome dude I kind of like how Gruff the Empire looks it it you know like uh you know like how um the humans and in uh [ __ ] what what's that game uh the alliance like the humans in the alliance and for Stormwind like those guys and [ __ ] in know in Warcraft humans oh Barrel Legion are dead oh they were killed by Grom okay do you know who I am no does he ever okay weird weird [ __ ] question that they're not going to answer it should I kill this guy Destruction for all or should I just ignore him because declaring attacking it means that I'm declaring war and then that means that Bor is probably going to come over here and butter my freshly shaved cheeks I see no other option yes a sound plan I'll hit pause on it for now they War me I'll kill him attack men I will fight with you B's here hi bsy what is up dog summon the elect all right marer destroyed get pummeled got it it only took uh 20 plus turns for us to take aleart back all we had to do is going a massive trip of the northern Empire oh we're back in our main town down though which means recruiting fun units again ooh all right Cav step one all right War wagons are gone we don't need this amount of mortars two mortars is fine what do you guys think nights to the blazing sun Knights of the Black Rose reich's guard I don't think we get any like I don't think FR gets any benefits to those guys anymore he lost all of his Buffs for oh Reich Scout and greatswords no okay we do need some re guard then [ __ ] it oops oops oops oh my God my hands are autistic all right Gunners uh maybe one I think I'd rather have cannons than now Gunners are better than cannons well we can get great swords so I might as well get rid of go we got nothing left [ __ ] alers grundles Defenders sigar Suns unbreakable definitely artillery defending Spearman nah what do you guys think oh hold on my chat's bogging out oh slack check sub subscribe with prime I got to set that [ __ ] up thank you my dude oh my God my chat is completely broken give Boris some boys or whatever state troops are called oh yeah too many captains what do you what captains are useful as [ __ ] hero units in general are extremely useful maybe I give I could send Dr Robotnik over there I'll take Heroes over infantry most of the time all right I tell you what no all right all right fine fine fine fine five let's send Santa Claus over to Boris get training ready by Sigma no um so and then the reich's guard yeah four reich's guard some ERS great sword front line also I don't think swords of all Freer the sigar suns are worth it anymore who calls we'll we'll steal those guys probably should have done that with the other troops four great swords four five six six great swords some guns some Reich guard what you cannons or mortars though cannas are so good for sieges dude I don't know all right we're good I kind of worried about the fat little oh my God he's got so many Orcs look at the stats between Orcs and goblins though his goblins are so good 22% physical resistance you doesn't have regen on them though that's what makes groms Goblin Army so good is the being able to give them goddamn regen oh it's so good I I want to do a Grom campaign now damn it why is the UI so massive it is it shouldn't be how do you even change your UI scale it's a 13% I thought I had a small UI how is the box so big is that a mod which box welcome brothers from across it's probably a mod though the recruitment one oh wait you mean like this why is this so big like it's a UI scale adjustments or whatever the [ __ ] it's a mod it makes it so you don't have to like like all the menus aren't tiny so you don't have to tab through like an extremely little finicky menus all the time I can't remember what it's called Uh UI slider as well I got UI slider the bigger uh menu stuff is [ __ ] it's here somewhere high resolution UI Improvement mod for Warhammer 3 that's why all my menus are so big that's why I can like look at everything on these big ass menus it's cuz if you don't have a monitor that's like tiny and your UI scale is down it like it's way better also that M that's what the emperor commands sucks a fat one what's the most Boris Army that we can actually recruit considering we can't get or guys what's a good move ah [ __ ] I had the last thing of the movement buff damn it what if we got 18 units of War wagons that's very now for 222 a turn it's not even worth it for the meme that's all of our money just gone that's we're [ __ ] done financially after that we're dusted to the provinces Boris all right uh we're fine from the south I think we going to we got to send him over to defend mid mid and whatever while we take the fight to the vamps I think right money control Norman Bastion Kraken bite yeah we got to go bring we got to go bring hawkland back see guys I said it correctly this time I said Hawkin instead of hotland I'm learning things Community bug fix mod is pretty good the my problem with Community bug fix mod is that it causes tons of crashes every time the game gets updated it causes of the most crashes I've ever had four reich's guards doubt Oka can micro them all I also take that challenge the celestial College imp that I hear you I and on aggression packs I want more money please yeah a god J so cheap dude he was cheating me out of 180 gold 180 big ones I can re I can reard four micros dude don't worry about it I can totally do that nice oh they had a giant thir and be Tross oh wait I should bring all right do you guys think this is a good army ranged infantry Cav a little bit of artillery or do you think I should replace the motors with cannons they do more damage they got more range but it's a direct line of sight kind of thing they're anti- large setad of anti- infantry I think it's worth it I think mots kind of suck and I think my troops will do the fight if we in a Siege anyway so [ __ ] it canons are higher ranked the nation calls money money I'm just going to bank roll all my money [ __ ] oh wait now I can't afford my stuff bring me to my men oh Quest battle oh that's the adventur got trick and Felix oh my God no no thank you you no thank you there's Vlad there he is all right all right we're we got to kill Vlad we got to kill we got to defend elith and kill Vlad this is the whole point of this campaign we're supposed to be babysitting the electri counts uh all right um get into the main thing and then do this recruit myself another unit of these grundle boys whatever they're called of R oh that's the most Ricky thing possible tons of Orrick Swordsmen that's the it's perfect for him a frenzied front line of specifically all Rick units now that's a Boris Army all right wait no I need to God damn it I got to stop doing this let's get those cannons and of cannons good for sieges whatever the [ __ ] all right good nice Canon suppor is coping right now that Army disappear anyway cannons are sus what's wrong with cannons cannons are fun all right I'm not see to no I don't like these green skins hanging around near Fort Berger doesn't do aalice with I hope gimpy Dracula doesn't do a malice oh my God okay don't remind me that malice exists please because it's going to put me in a bad move [ __ ] hate him no for real though like he I think him Vlad and oh God he killed her we watched her die for some reason she attacked thinking she could win and got absolutely clapped by the Vlad uh Vlad and um Isabella combo which is not surprising even Rolle ra Sigma I command here yeah let's start taking back the vamp lands and recruit a good old Boris stack in the right we got 4K a turn that should be more than enough to recruit a borisy army not sure what to recruit him though about what's cheap but good guys what's it like a super strong Army not uh 234 for greatswords you don't get any faction wide Buffs too what about a bunch of halers arra spam I'm not going that meta that's like boring as hell 19 Spearman come on guys I stop suggesting [ __ ] that I can't recruit crossbowman crossbowman Morts and Hell Birds yeah good point that's a good core Army crossbowman uh this maybe four units across from couple mors couple of couple of cannons only take a couple turns to recruit then we can we can take the fight up north watch then every time this is off cool down we get another carberg too so all right let's take the fight to my orders are to move let's go kill VY Daddy oh my God oh my God do you have enough vampires do you have enough vampires in regen yet no wonder they won the auto resolve jeez recruit flag gulin you heretic uh I don't have the building I got I I have to build the shrine of smar O I should build the castle reich's guard Stables 3600 actually no I changed my mind oh we should do a quest battle too [ __ ] I'm going to do a quest battle before we actually go kill Vlad he'll justand the great sword give it to Boris he's too far away man oh man V's right there we got to kill him he's right there we can't pass up this opportunity we got to slap this little man down Alo we fully we got all of our infantry Buffs yes black coach vists dogs Black Knights graveguard this is the scary bit like this I could completely delete this four unit combo two vampires all of them with like regen spells this one's a lore of shadows two of them a lore of Shadows lad by himself is a disgusting Menace uh yeah now wait all right oh yeah we still don't have mid stag they burned it down bring me to my men time to kill vad fight for our nation also I need to pee so bad die you noseless scumbag oh decisive low casualties goodbye now you may call me a [ __ ] for autor resolving ad not playing it and you'd be right right uh definitely not money dude oh dude Empire's [ __ ] Emperor is coming back daily ater Souls is it time wait you can't it kind of sucks that you can't recruit regimen to Renown like in Allied territory uh what do I delete for they're both so good one unit of hand Gunners yes summon the elector counts uh we're getting pretty good now also I it's probably a good idea if I swap out if I put Dr Robotnik in the other Army CU we have like two cannons but uh Boris is going to have three cannons three mortar and a ton of crossbowmen I'm going to swap these around we're going to we're going to swap these guys out oh stupid mechanical horse the mechan you know what actually I'm going to keep the mechanical horse just cuz it's funny is this a r the Empire they'll be marching all right mind of mechanism my calculations will ease our journey hold the line the line accurate down to the finest increment the T soul is good 44 21 37 unbreakable and they get some other [ __ ] there're so much they're so expansive though aay as whatw protects its Sons and Daughters just so you call the deepwood protects just so natural King L I am the blood of I don't what is about the dwarves just screaming yeah as we as we pan past them just to get our attention all right we're allied with the French that's nice yeah the nation calls wait to turn replenish do a quest battle and then it's vampire kill time send Mr do Dr robot ni and Boris North Al I'm going to pee [Music] [Music] for for all right we back I took a little longer cuz I I was washing my hands like a good good boy good Empire boy also I'm going to take this because I'm sick of everybody hating me champion of pro easy Endeavor to the province I don't think he wases his hand he's he's an ogre well didn't real was a little p p unsubscribe oh no the message is still on the screen [ __ ] oh no I'm glad I noticed that that would have been embarrassing as is my right by sigma's Crown I'd just be a permanent PP piss boy ah nice carab Brooks too I am Prince and Emperor yoink get our third carberg Dam dude we're getting getting needy all right Theodor rer Tri by combat we get which is the first Quest battle that you unlocks uh Beast Slayer right be Slayer it is Slayer all right let's do this this should be [ __ ] super easy it should be super we should be able to smash this male pregnancy again what stop with the oh man the pregnant man emote spam in my Discord has been so funny I I don't know what it is it makes me laugh so God damn hard wait isn't this the one where they just keep throwing Marauders at you it's like super easy Sig City man by's Ro great swords Ready for War all right we await your orders now watch as I fail to micro just a couple of units of Kev I'm trying to remember where they come from here can also we want to focus on getting Reich guard kills I think we are Sigma actually [Applause] yes Ready for War Ready great swords Helen Hammer ready for warun hammer and swords that's all we need great Canon I love defensive positions missiles will fly weapons Prim to me all right we are sigar's HS rush them the Empire endures they're going to come from behind you as well dude that's my favorite yes my Lord no wait you know what I mean the ground we can deal with that that's easy re re Knights [Applause] ready re Sigma [Music] quickly no yeah reard are way squishier than I thought they would I know they're meant for charging but jeez moving [Applause] now [ __ ] that guy the EMP what do these guys do anyway like the special ones they have immunity to psychology and that's it oh my God cannons what the [ __ ] stop shooting [Applause] meute man I want 500 kills with these guys is that too much to ask ready oh my [Music] [Applause] god get him ah I love it when I forget to put guard mode on and all my units work out of formation I will not stand Idol all right then they're going to come from [Applause] behind they have Vanguard as well vanguard's not I mean they're [ __ ] way squishier than I thought they would be he that low melee defense I guess though the Empire endures oh that's going to be really s [ __ ] satisfying oh yet more enemies emerge from their ships what oh their ships are that are behind us in the mountains I see that makes no sense gun faster we are sigma's a the heavens Unleashed my subjects moving ASMR p C when I don't think I have a nice enough voice for that man I'm mostly like screaming like a goblin usually people that do ASMR have like nice smooth soft [Music] voices not usually an adult man screaming ah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you know Goblin ASMR yeah somebody's into that I'm sure is that it that was it now there's more there's got to be more there's always more is that it or is there more I can't tell is just this one unit that needs to route and then it it can't be it ground we serve the emperor okay it looks like you have to wait for them to get off the Fieldy but I wish you were real you've always been my favorite fictional character dude I wish I was fictional they could put me in a video game EMP I want to be a legendary Lord not just a legendary idiot that's a bit presumptuous actually Dam oh God damn CN though thank you for the uh $20 Dono 20 PB Dono wowza very generous you don't even understand how much this adds up and how much it helps for real thank you man or ma'am okay bathwater win dude you would get like so many diseases from my ogre ass bath water I promise you do not want that what's is this did the game bug out they've got no enemies on the field did did it bug out will win if this time Runs Out are we actually going to have to wait like 20 minutes for this to take down it is this actually bugged wait hold on you're already in the game you're greases okay I'm a sexy little [Laughter] Goblin thank you for that Dono salmon I am just a sexy little Goblin and I need a sponge bath and no one's going to get that reference well do we actually are we supposed to wait or is this just bugged like what do we do wait can I like go to the board of the map and like proc it to like summon [ __ ] in or if I quit does it count as a loss I can't quit can't do that with Quest battles I guess it's bugged [Music] man what the [ __ ] this is some [ __ ] check the trees there's there's not really any reason for me to do this the enemy troop count is zero out of one out of 1581 so they don't have anything there's nothing on the map I'm just running around to kill time should I restart the fight it feels like it'd be a better it'd be better than waiting for this to complete half the reason I always run the auto resolve Quest battles mod because of bugs like this I've never had this happen you only have 47 minutes to wait yeah but 47 at what it's like times four speed it's like 15 minutes we have to wait 15 minutes for this to go down don't restart you got a pretty good result yeah but guys do we really do you actually want to sit here and wait for this timer to go down I don't have faith you can do it again I can do it wasn't here what do you think about the dog or angry boy uh kenx seems like a cool character B need more stuff um I wish it came with the demon rework guys come on oh Coy podcast starting now all right well we're doing the FR flapping podcast we going to watch him flap deathclaw super speed um while we talk about our least favorite things about actually let's let's talk about our favorite things about Warhammer 3 I'm not wasting my this is dumb why don't I just it's 39 minutes now we're restarting I'm rematching we'll see if it bugs out if it bugs out again I don't know what we're going to do because like what the [ __ ] Al I dare you to put on normal speed I'm going to put it on [ __ ] fast forward to get through this this time cuz what the hell I'm not sitting there for 20 minutes waiting for this [ __ ] to like finish loading all right you act what I'm going to put them in this gu grp Gunners KN I have an important announcement PP po poopo did she just misspell a bunch of [ __ ] oh my God sir most intelligent Warhammer player most mature Warhammer player yours great Cannon [Applause] Sig and thank you for the Dono piness the EMP all right I'm going to fast all right let's let's get through this as fast as possible actually like infantry at the front whatever I'm just going to Cluster them so I can keep shooting with stuff then [ __ ] C friends CER infantry show us the guys is facing the other way I'm going to put him like here though all right side rattle Rush him rush him head on him out oh [ __ ] speed speed I get on those C [ __ ] Fu EMP get in [Applause] me at that dirty charge I know I'm going to get France in there to oh my God God the damage what are they attacking me with it's just [ __ ] Marauders and [ __ ] I get let's get FR in there and just [ __ ] bully and then debuff and buff the crap out of them and then that should allow me to just Slaughter get a [ __ ] ton of kills with these guys they should offset the any bonuses that they get hand Gunners former ring Ste Sigma commands we serve friends nice all right enemy are coming from the rear this time by now ready [Applause] I think I got up more kills this time yeah I got way more kills this actually went take like better than last time as long as this doesn't get the same stupid bug we should be fine great swords dogs not the dogs go speed shoot the dogs with cannons shoot the dogs with cannons those dogs are really want to get shot huh now all right let's fist forward does seem like they're breaking though oh a there we go there we go hand Gunners yes sir [Music] quickly great swords Ready for War yes sir quickly [Music] form our cab ready to go our boys ah good it didn't bug out this time nice that's a relief ready [Music] ammunition great swords to me man casters oh no no no that simply won't do what do you it's happening again no was working fine now we're fine we're good now the Empire endures ready I'll ready the on them for Ready for War kind of want to see uh C friend [ __ ] out of Fireball the emperor [Applause] oh [ __ ] they got more stuff we await your orders handers take the ground I will not stand idle you finish him off with a fireball moving faster to batt I love that there's no casting animation and a fireball just erupts out of his body he just goes and a fireball comes outs I await damn that guy's tanky as hell at my subjects hand Gunners by or's we are Sig At Your Service nowers oh there we go dude ended it automatically I wants to play with fire bellies I want to play with [ __ ] fire bellies lead beles and all that [ __ ] I got to say uh I never really think about how important it is having a good legendary Lord until you do a griz's campaign and then cuz I'm like it's more about campaign mechanics and like your units and stuff and then you get in and then gzus is just a big fat sack of [ __ ] and it's just like n this sucks I wish he was good the the potential is huge this is bad I forgot I called him that that's such a bad idea oh theore Bry let's go Mr Brockington Esquire where is he huh what what the [ __ ] are you doing up there for guys would you be mad if I teleported into my Army if I must can I just teleport him over to me to make it easier with 29 turns into a campaign I'm probably only going to be doing it for like another hour can I just teleport into my Army I am France they will I'll delete a key unit I'll do it I promise no as sure use console uh what if I just put him in boris's Army actually no you know what uh never mind I'll put him in boris's Army [ __ ] it he I'll just put him in boris's Army no never mind never mind never mind never mind never mind no no no no no no no I'll just put him in boris's Army it's fine the Mustachio matron of murder and uh will team up with Bor with uh Teddy Bry to form the ultimate facial hair Union and then everyone will die the second they're on the battlefield they will just flee and start crying so it's fine two Chads the most it's two of my favorite characters from the empire in one Army together like what more could you want it's incredible oh we got another I might just do another Quest battle back Tob back cuz I don't think we suffer like any any casualties for that yeah like our Frankenstein for got a little bit damaged what's next gz gz all right I don't remember the garas fight green skins Wy burn dwarves guys see this shows how little I've played France I don't think I've ever done France's Quest battles because I've barely played him I I genuinely don't think I've ever done this I've done the other one that the the one that I just did I don't know if I've ever done the garz quest battle ever did I do the gas Quest battle in my campaign where I played as as uh friends in my other campaign I don't think I did no this doesn't seem familiar to me weird now is the time men of the Empire to unite for the Orcs gather beyond the pass a war boss stws to him all that is foul an orc hord Beyond imagining this feels like comb we will part of the we will wipe the or for a Chad man only when this is done thank you for theal dude imagine them combin into one person though the bigger mustache on the bigger Empire the crazy beard warmer for the Warhammer for literally War this is the most vanilla Quest battle I ever made oh this map sucks what is this what is this unit placement it's like actually kind of put it in sort of an almost good formation it's like ranged with the cannons in the front supporting Heroes with a little bit of infantry on the FL like to go the flanks and then C on like what the Empire inures Ready for War hand Gunners command artillery endures we are sigma's by 's ro yes sir hand Gunners gate troops ready great C all right ready for war this feels like a good and Gunners we are sigar we are sigar all right that and then put great Cannon Reich boys out there all right I do not know what to expect from this battle I'm assuming they get reinforcements and [ __ ] are you but I don't know where from of the empire for for the empire for the Warhammer my [Music] garaz go oh they got Doom divers oh no that's not good oh that's really bad leave my guys alone please all right we can go get uh Fry Boy down over there what is this draon wall Rune F wait did it automatically equip the Dron wall rune Fang cuz that's not good oh where you what where you going I thought he was coming after [Music] me oh dwarf's coming from behind Adis I love battles with allies I don't care how ineffective allies are they're just so cool to have a stand what go is the quest item yeah o physical I mean physical resistance and vigor reduction is at least a unique perk to get for your uh your army for the Empire great Canon moving now oh my God spinny boys oh no they've got Fanatics oh my God oh my God my hand Gunners Jesus not cool dude oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] that's worth it no it's not it's not worth it God damn it [ __ ] no yeah it is D do a lot of damage to battle form all right we're doing all your that's not good drant coming in drant coming in go go go rein re boys re boys Retreat go [Applause] go the ground [Applause] trolls oh yeah they do have trolls I don't know why I'm worried I as much as single enties kind of suck in this game I always get worded when they come on the field the [ __ ] F why can't they move entrenchment the dwars put entrenchment on my H hland long rifles I can't [ __ ] move them God damn it that's kind of annoying almost I don't want that taking position ready at speed quickly ranged weapons ready oh man can I move him in there we go all right every we shoot the [ __ ] out of that guy D they got more stuff coming in D raknarok and everything all right [Music] B oh that giant is [ __ ] dude that giant is boned it's kind of neat having dwarf reinforcements like I always appreciate the quest battles where you get a little bit of help from the AI even if it's not super useful why is scarn always the right answer scar snik is the is the correct answer exactly Clan MO is a close second Clan angr can eat a giant bag of dicks that uh oh God [ __ ] damn dude I got to keep playing but [ __ ] a turna damn dude thank you for the donut holy [ __ ] 50 uh [ __ ] smack kis that's that's super generous dude holy [ __ ] thank you com can't imagine how much it helps seriously that's crazy thank you d uh also I'm doing a [ __ ] One V One V one uh PVP uh stream in a couple days with battle SE we're doing a 1 V One V one car race to car gate Peaks so I'm going to be I'm going to be playing as cars nick uh battle SE I'm pretty sure he's going to be playing bagar and we're going to get somebody to play Clan [Applause] Moors so uh we're it's very relevant so we'll figure out who the the real ruler of K arcade Peaks is and yes it will be me I want you guys to backseat the [ __ ] out of it and give me advice cuz I kind of haven't done a scar campaign in a in a little while I remember like focus focus Goblin units recruit a lot of sneaky stabbers early on uh Goblin archers uh beine your your Goblin uh research I know that even it's U mid to late game it's still worth recruiting goblins when you get all the research Tre Buffs and [Applause] stuff quickly speed yeah dude thank thanks F again thanks again dog that's crazy scnar scar snik is a super hard campaign nah no no no no no no he's not that hard I mean no there's no the I played like any campaign can be sort of you can get out of the thumb of the difficulty by using a little bit of cheese or like just some good tactics and stuff like that I would say truly hard campaigns are the ones that no matter how how uh good you play you're in a really bad position you know so you just get overwhelmed like like scar snake you can get your army pretty fast pretty quick you start off with a really good Province it's uh it's very linear so you can you're you're not going to get like smashed in the ass by some faction that you didn't expect to attack you it's going to be dwarves also there's a lot more dangerous stuff around down there once you deal with dwarves you're good pretty much I'm I'm not super confident we'll be able to win but I'm super confident we'll be able to do well with scar snik you know ooh a temple hog like a luminarch would actually be pretty cool is my right by sigma's Crown all right I'm going to delete both cannons actually and get a luminar and a cannon counts so we get a better Cannon and illuminar 2.6k dag DMG I you going to play the goo Centric campaign o that's a heavy mic a microe heavy campaign dude n microing dwarf uh goblins though here's the thing I can micro a lot of infantry it's just when I struggle I start to struggle when it's archers infantry Cav single entities General units artillery like when when you got to control like a lot of different unit types at once then I start to struggle like unit uh uh you know like anybody does watch anybody's campaign even really really good uh players struggle to you know run [ __ ] tons of different unit types all at the same time you've got to commit some to a a drawn out combat to be able to micro a lot of the other stuff you know it's uh nobody only the AI can command an entire Army full of different unit types and even then the AI isn't good at doing it that's just cuz they can there's AI for each indiv ual unit not just like an AI controlling everything Squig Doom ambushes are my [ __ ] yeah I'm probably going to go pretty Squig heavy squigs Goblin units absolutely no orc units I refuse we are scar stick and we are goblin we're going to Goblin we're going to gobble them up EMP Theodore BR all right we are suffering no casualties in these fights I could do the [ __ ] Silver Seal and get that too wait what what uh Quest item do we get also I command here oh that was it eight Mele attack suering attacks garaz ability 15 weapon St fighting chaos Demons of CHA War that's kind of not as good as I thought it would be I kind of feel like leg biter is way better and even Dragon tooth is no dragon tooth worse I sort of feel like Beast Slayers whatever he can't not wield gmer ass he's literally wielding it it makes no sense [ __ ] that all right nice set bonus atoy oh what is the set bonus diplomatic relations supposed to tr with the Empire oh that's actually extremely good that's really good ah we'd have to give up regen though we'd have to give up Regen to get that that is great though I love faction wide relations Buffs and uh that's a really good one huh okay it's the Warhammer the freaking franchise is named after true true but this isn't you know Total War gmer as dude it's just Warhammer I realize that's why it's called Warhammer but you know shut up and all and a fat one or something all right we can we can handle another one the Silver Seal I've definitely never done this battle more counts all right let's do it just equip the seat of rebu when going into battle yeah I'm probably not going to remember to do that I'm going to be honest with you I'm going to forget that Warhammer needs more warhammers true true wammer are underrated it's always my go-to weapon in games like that and like other underrated weapons like howb birds bishes bu [ __ ] like that everyone's always like sword and shield please and I'm like in such a different Camp I'm so bored of sword and shield yet our Quarry is neither B nor dear no we pursue the undead oh wait oh I thought it kept doing the speech if you skipped it damn it to the Empire what why'd you skip I tried to I thought it would do that that thing where he keeps doing the speech while you're commanding stuff you skip the speech my dude I know I'm tempted to restart it cuz I have never done this battle before there's no way I've never done a I never did a friends campaign past like turn 10 so there's no way I uh I've done this battle before this doesn't look familiar at all is it worth is it actually worth listening to is good War yeah all right I'll quickly restart you kind of want to hear it skip cringe Sigma ball speech what if I'm going to a this my first time doing it I do kind of want to hear this hear the we start the whole campaign all right deal bet it's time to watch time to do the whole thing again time to struggle through this all over again we hunt this day yet our quar is neither bore nor dear no we pursue the undead I could see Henry Cav playing this role word that a vampire Crone makes haste for sterland with the Silver Seal in her we start the whole campaign as Gro I do want to do more fun campaigns just because what would be a good challenge run for for grum cuz like her strings are pulled by the that cursed wretch Von carstein now men chase her down return to me what is mine and send these vonin beasts a message by taking her head we have brought her to Bay at the center be a good challenge campaign for grum siphoning off ill Magics to power only spells have no doubt surround the Crone slay the creature before she can summon her minions by order of the grand the odinist show no Mery he gets minus 50% up grum gets minus 50% upkeep for all Chariot units Orcs only oh no [ __ ] that Grom orc only no way dude problem with an entire Army of armor piercing roller chariots though and and like the regiments are renowned chariots and [ __ ] like that could be fun catapults only oh my God no gr V choices only that's kind of funny ire for the emperor the P sight chaos right for the EMP oh we can take them in a fight flying holy [ __ ] how fast is this B what the [ __ ] that that's not 60 wait 60 speed I guess that is really fast for one of that animation looks so weird they meant to be that fast guys are they supposed to have 60 speed that seems crazy that that it almost looks really goddamn silly because of that [ __ ] straight up Casper Zoom [ __ ] the Empire inures list up we are Sigma who does FR win that fight against these Vamps death cast or death cast they're both whatever for Hammer it's not like they can do anything about it they don't have any ranged very well form Mar oh he hits way harder than they do God damn oh oh yeah he wins this fight goo friends damn friends yo look at the hit registration too that's crazy deleted oh my God go friends and we can regen that's an order Fireball in your face [ __ ] dude go FR am I sleeping on France holy [ __ ] dude France on on uh death call is actually kind of a monster I know they're just vampire Heroes but like 60 6040 with a 430 weapon strength two of them at the same time Sig damn light work dude they were nothing compared to him oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh oh uh I don't know why the AI isn't attacking me right now but I'm going to take that as a huge W because it's kind of really bad quick what is that oh kryptor oh [ __ ] and shoot them shoot them Sigma them for the hammer take the ground take position guard Knights head back out Retreat quickly run oh Banshee will be light work too with the [ __ ] oh not good [Applause] not oh no no I no no no no no grip cools [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run go go go go go go go fight fight fight fight and run back cross him no my can no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know oh man run byx ro oh man yes sir for the that sucks hand Gunners yes damn it dude quick by War [ __ ] dog are you spread you spamming a pregnant man emoji while I'm getting killed by by vampires right now guys that's very insensitive Heavens Unleashed oy yes sir quickly very well oh man we serve the emperor battle huge L [Applause] moment get them ah whoops great swords yes sir nothing better than hearing ooy panic I mean there's some better stuff like isn't hearing ooy winning fun I think so I myself think so that was still decisive look at these doofy little outfits he's pondering his orb no way they have an orb for pondering biased no not bi come on neutral neutral all right I'm just a super positive person hearing ooy winning is great but it's so real like Diamond hey I've lost how many fights this stream I think technically zero all right I came you know we've had some rough ones but I also I'm pretty unconfident with the Empire God you remember when the empire was pitched as like the tutorial faction what a mistake dude I wonder how many players have been like completely put off the game by starting a campaign as the Empire getting led into a false sense of security with your like reasonable starting Army and then just getting butchered by all these factions that just lay into you man it's it's rough you lost mid stag ubber right twice on eag heart that's doesn't no that's not a battle though that was just them attacking an undefended settlement haris are are just incapable of putting up any real defense you know man I wish that wasn't the case oh my God 18 wins ofer [ __ ] capacity how did I just see that how long have I had that for a wi an entire hedge wizard every time I read the word hedge wizard I imagine a wizard summon the merged in a hedge and only his head is poking out you know I know that's not what it means but that's just what's that's in my brain watch they count oh man that's not fair I have a actually I have a question you know Legend does those like uh battles lost thing does it count as a battles lost if if one of his unpend settlements gets attacked taken or does that not count when he's doing his campaign I'm actually curious I'm sure you guys will know o in oh that can get C for the other guy nice it counts that counts damn I'm surprised he can stop the Cowardly ass AI on legendary from attacking his towns then cuz my God you really got to give them no wiggle room at all for the AI to get anywhere you've just got to be on top of them all the time don't declare war on anybody that that has anything in your territory Theodore BR he's elud it cuz he fights them all that's true he will choose a fight for 45 minutes just to not lose a settlement I will just I'd rather just take the L and then go take it back it's way faster also I think it's uh more fun to watch for I mean it depends depends what you like about the game I don't particularly enjoy watching cheesing when it's the the super long-winded kind but I think he's good enough not to get in those situations most of the time anyway wasn't he playing two our Siege battle earlier this stream at ooy me or him he covers his ass a lot and uses his Allied to trade poorly defended land yeah oh wait he trades away land to allies yeah I I love doing that though heroic Victory I'll take it nice be at peace for that is all I ever want I mean back when the EMP was in Sor faction there was only orc andon as a threat and back then Orcs were wimps and bonian only did shitty peasant armies true that is yeah okay great point oh more alliances yes okay and the ice cord have been killed oh my God kidl are dead kidsl are completely dead there's not a single kidl faction left wow great work guys I'm going I'm going to say this is your guys' fault oh man the Empire is not in good shape and we've confederated the mustache guy like and everybody left is getting butchered Titan headsman of known sharpen those blades come on look at his power walk he refuses to run oh come on whatever bloody Justice I am Prince and Emperor man they're back oh my God vlad's back immediately dude [ __ ] you Vlad we literally killed them last turn technically because all those battles took place before we ended a turn I it was Legend doing the two our Siege today yeah I I don't like we've had I've had this discussion like a million times even with Legend like he enjoys playing the game that way and never losing a battle and like playing it uh and just making the AI like look like a fool by exploiting it and everything and using a ton of cheese whereas like I prefer just playing the game making mistakes uh taking L's so that we can just take it back later you know I'd rather lose a battle and not spend like if I could be really you know spend a ton of time trying not to make any mistakes and think about everything I just I prefer the the root Force approach like the dumb root Force approach it's dumb versus stupid you know what I mean I prefer dumb yeah that's my like you remember was there was that period of time in legendary in Warhammer 2 though where everybody had like this elitist attitude about difficulty and how to play the game it's was like oh you lost a single battle kill yourself like literally it was like it was terrible and it made all tons of anybody new coming to the game that lost a single battle and weren't doing well felt so bad about themselves you know and it was like this play on legendary difficulty never lose a battle if you do your trash like and there was those like elitists on Reddit that were just talking down to everybody it was so bad I'm really glad like people like Legend are out there to just be like Play how you want you know it's been it's I like I think the community has gotten much better over time like people have started policing that [ __ ] like the Reddit feels like a much better place there's not as much like elitism I miss her in streaming campaigns as he's the complete opposite of Legend he just plays the high at the highest Pace it's all about fun yeah exactly Everybody Plays different like I'm more making dumb stupid [ __ ] uh creating Oak coin moments Turan plays the game just like casual but is like super good with micro when he gets into a battle yeah I miss Turan streaming campaigns as well that was fun during the launch of Warhammer 3 I wished a bunch of his campaigns can we use any of this cast spell safely to kill War I don't need to do that unify I'm not doing another ooh that's a 15 turn cool down nice who calls now all right let's take the fights of lad why care about how other people play a single player game c exactly dude that's that was my always my perspective like who gives a [ __ ] how if like like even people playing on easy like I wouldn't recommend people play on easy because it'll give you a false sense of security and you'll never learn how to play the game because you'll just be autor resolving through everything and also uh you never really face a real challenge you never get to experience the game and and be able to like play fights and stuff I I've seen people play this game Auto resolve the way through 99% of it never learn how to do a battle and then when they get in a battle they have no micro ability they because they've been like babied by the game so I always recommend people to play on normal to start and then work your way up if you're uh if you're not having enough of a Challenge and you'll get better and better over time it's like natural also people always asking like what faction to play first it's like play whoever you want all factions are viable except for 161 plus minutes so far LOL damn [Music] dude I couldn't I couldn't I'd be so bored I would be so bored doing that like it's impressive it's impressive commitment but I would be too bored I I don't have the ability to commit like that I just don't like not to not to that not to a loss not to avoid a small loss I guess it's not small depending on the situation I'll do a two-hour stack like if if I could have cheesed my way through the Vlad stack on my other Empire campaign when we lost aldorf I probably would have it probably would have been worth cheesing that you know and like taking it Taking red seriously L Lau even L Lau I love L Lau even yeah dude [ __ ] seriously like I'm just it always used to worry me like people being put off the game because of all the redditors you know like people who tried the game out weren't good at it out the gate struggled and then they just got people saying like like you know when uh we Elder ring and dark souls and stuff when the whole get good thing and then people immediately took it too far where people like I'm struggling with this boss I don't know what to do what am I doing wrong like and it's and everybody was always just get good get good like get good scrub and it was like how is anybody going to get better at the game and enjoy it when the entire Community is just like your trash get better like give them advice like you know like if they're Dodge roll spamming and [ __ ] like that like you give them actual advice don't just tell them to get better greetings from oh and then skill issue skill issue is kind of the same thing but that's more of like a d directly an insult oh dude I'm not doing that I'm sorry Luen you're on your own he good scrub Lord LW exactly I've seen stuff posted on the game and people respond with skill issue dude you know what's way more toxic than Reddit that nobody talks about [ __ ] steam have you seen how toxic steam is anytime any Game Dev pretty much posts anything there's so many brain dead [ __ ] in the responses and anytime put anybody puts up a community post on Ste they just get trashed like no matter what it is steam is so much worse than anywhere else it's crazy like it's unbelievable steam is like on another level with that [ __ ] I'm stting with nor nordland are way cooler than taban taban are probably going to die in like two turns yeah they're already getting killed so many clown award Farmers yeah dude that's true that's true people will oby that that's actually masterful baiting hate comments so that people uh give you the clown react is actually pretty smart oh yeah surender back baby now [ __ ] yes War calls oh my God all this vampiric attrition does suck ass though be gone into battle flad can be as [ __ ] as he wants if he doesn't have a nose I don't respect him a du Killers here good old Bry I wish you get you got Bry earlier in your campaign to be honest I will the like even if it's just with elith I I would appreciate an ear an earlier Bry Bry late game is cool Bry early game would be massive that would make Empire campaigns so much easier or like like having that in your back pocket especially since Malachi starts off with [ __ ] uh like why does Malachi Malachi and tamaran both start off with extremely powerful Heroes like but then elith can't get Bry unless they do a really long- winded cavbase Quest and recruiting a library it's stupid or Livery whatever I kind of hate it it should uh should be a little bit more in your favor I think feel a little uh a little unfair against the empire considering they're already difficult to play especially CU Brookner isn't even that good like he's a dualist he's he's got great stats like and he starts off with legendary items and [ __ ] but 460 even with his legendary items at level one I guess whatever but 60/50 he's really slow he has he has amazing animations I say take away his dualist thing give him Splash animations and I don't know what else make him recruitable early in the campaign ow make it so what you get in once you build a liy livery new DLC disease yeah that's true that's true have no reason to welcome you what the [ __ ] elith oh no is she going to like declare war on us what is this why would she had a trade agreement I'm I just brought Sterling back and like H [ __ ] ah get [ __ ] idiot no way we actually survived that you clown you stupid noseless clown he's like a clown but he doesn't have the red nose oh my God he's going to [ __ ] auto his way through this settlement now God damn it you silly little man oh [ __ ] this is really bad actually also I'm really glad I built a defensive building in grunberg holy crap all right I'm going to recruit another guy to kill him uh Arch Lector yeah why not no AR lectors are not that good neither are Empire captains okayy Master engineer battle preparations troop wait can he move yeah he can damn it will not he's going to recruit an entire [ __ ] new Army though by himself right speed and damage I can kite him never complacent wait he doesn't have a mount yet [ __ ] nobody understands the importance of ballistic the Chad how dare you how dare you will this word bad sounds like a a thing that a green skin would say I anyone else it work bad I'm going to manually give the [ __ ] away oh fun units let's go all right um [ __ ] okay one of these C can get [ __ ] land ship yes and Hell storm rocket battery H ready 1,800 oh my God what happened to wait what happened to my money what the [ __ ] my inventions would lead the empire into what where did all my money go I was making like [ __ ] wait 8K expenditure trade was it the landship the nation calls no it's not that expensive why is that so expensive you have very low reliability OK why you at war with taban oh [ __ ] I am at war with tab Clan I mayare my wisdom did I declare war in tab Clan hover close to my blade did I accidentally declare war on them oh I think I right clicked and declared war on taband I think that's why they're mad I think I might have accidentally declared war on them I think I accidentally declared one of them cuz they have a similar color to Vlad I thought that Vlad own keer bed I think that's why everyone's mad at me oh no [ __ ] oh no scholar oh no that would explain so much yes my Lord to strengthen the Empire oh boy oh boy howdy that's a Kur fuffle that's a cruffle and a half I've ever seen one oh [ __ ] I was supposed to give this back to whatever the [ __ ] they're called uhoh Festus is right there uhoh we deplenish uhoh by the comet not good not good not good not good at all four levels up for Brock let's go all right uh oh that's not great I that's kind of why my money gone L that's why cuz I declared oh my God that sucks yeah I'm making 700 from trade now to battle H reliability very that 100% that's because I've declared I must have accidentally declared on them did anybody actually Notice Me declaring war on camper bad cuz I think that's what happened I went back and it was the [ __ ] nordland dilemma really that's what did it it wasn't me to like clicking on them and clicking fight you sure you declared war on taband with nordland oh man can I just say I hate the Dilemma popups like they work against you so much as like an Empire uh piece of the EMP like the ruler of the Empire supposedly it feels kind of counterintuitive like it should be just it should be all benefits and no negatives really to make the like the Empire need it man they really need it you should have PR pressed the prestige one yeah you're right I hold oh man your very presence here oh they hate me they really hate me they're ending all their agreements with me and [ __ ] man [ __ ] oh festers you [ __ ] they have a chaos giant oh man I should have Auto resolve that other fight I shouldn't have had that last Danish oh this is bad though this do be bad that's a lot of noyle stuff all right okay all right you know what we can do this we can do this okay the nation calls man the nation done then and called all right this is a oh my God this map sucks ass how is this a settlement defense dude this map sucks oh this is terrible this is just a bad Land Battle no trees no like I don't even get a hill to put myself on this just sucks this is why I want I want more frequent I'm going to Corner Camp you know what I'm going to Corner Camp there's nothing at there's nothing any of you can do to stop me you can boo and his all you want at the ready we are sigma's Philly infantry core we still got the stupid robot horse see I regret giving him the robot horse now it's it's too silly at PACE it's too Goofy and silly they got fast ah they got chaos Furies send him out to do some skirmishing Ready for War we got an okay front line ating orders got an okay front line taking position okay that's [ __ ] Ready for War moving now ready we oby quick oh man where's he at you got to go you got to go ready to act go go go go go go I can't stand that horse you don't like the mechanical funny horse you don't like the mechanical wind up funny horse what's wrong with you it's funny and it's wind up and it has funny animations and it does like a little choing animation How Could You D [ __ ] stupid ass goddamn warhounds can I Cinder blast them the range on Cinder blast oh that's that's gonna come back and bite me I'm not fast enough to escape him no never mind never mind [ __ ] it go back go back go back go back go back you know what I'll bait him I'll bait him and then to the Aras be fine watch oh oh nice let's get moving a of yes yes go yes fall for it fall for it immediately a are they [ __ ] dodging me wait where are you going where are you going no no engineer get moving let's move oh my God ating orders for the [Music] emperor you sons of [ __ ] oh he has a rot Knight a rot Mount whatever interesting oh oh no no no no he caught me that fast 75 speed yeah we're fine knock him down knock him down mess him up mess him up wow oh okay I was looking at the wrong unit 58 left wow that's that really kneecaps us Sigma commands a ofal oh hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him yes yes yes yes yes please former ring of Steel form oh that's good that's good that's good that's good damage that's good damage that's good damage that's excellent damage all right hit fast this no wait hit the giant hit the giant you guys hit as Warriors out the ass Som piercing missiles all right now we just got to finish him off executioner of no VES always the answer forged for battle get moving oh boy oh boy oh waiter this will hurt all right cool cool cool their exalted hero is done wise coun they [Applause] dunsky the ground a come on come on he's almost dead 165 come on come on no whatever spot us theet the Empire oh [ __ ] no I looked away for one second please come on you can survive you can survive you can survive just go just go just go just go just go just go yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no no what is this no no no no no oh why did he slow down so much for a second there what the [ __ ] was that did he just like accidentally kill him like what happened all right I just got to sit him back here he'll be fine he'll be fine he'll be fine oh my God that's a big cast oh that was almost really close oh my God that was almost really bad immediately all right uh we got to pick our shots carefully here all right Fus Festus 100% Fus same with you guys Fus also hit Fus oh here comes the tide here comes the stink tide oh he's getting [ __ ] up though maybe I can go Target him I got to get get rid of that [Applause] healing yes he's going into my lines perfect perfect liar B no no hit him oh my God no go for go for f CR wait no I'm never going to CR oh boy my Sigma oby me behold oh [ __ ] I could even uh any want to get out ammo no [Applause] a new view dude my infantry Line's going to die so quick we are ready War what do you oh God prare for comat nuk it out just kill what you can your judgment embrace the Roth of no to oh jeez oh Jesus war fire quickly take position take position seeking Enemy At Your Service crossbowman go my Mor for a ring of steeling nice nice nice okay all right all right all [Applause] right is f come back yes he did yes he did yes he just talking f Target Fest shoot him shoot him shoot him down shoot him perfect opportunity come on before he gets in oh so close yes so close come on what what oh come on he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead yes uh there we go all right we take the giant out infantry are stting a route H your target let's all right just Hammer this side keep them back with our infantry dude how did our infantry hold holy [ __ ] engineer get it up mind over matter I'll show you my work now for a field test yes sir that was fun that was actually fun it's over all now come on you who who had no faith there that I was actually going to win that hammer who thought I was 100% going to lose that right [Music] there the enemy Cannon I don't think we lost a single unit holy [ __ ] how did the Infantry hold uh nurgle I think the fact that it was nurgle and they weren't actually you know all they do is reduce damage they don't reduce your melee defense or anything like that also we took out all the key units um and Empire actually has great leadership caders especially 50 like really like 50 plus melee defense great leadership on uh a lot of these like uh swords rol it cause fear they immun to psychology you know Empire front lines are actually pretty okay especially in the late game the hero and Lord nearby help the men not run that too that too i' not I wouldn't run if Brook he was you know you were shoulder Tosh shoulder with the brook I don't quot your favorite faction are the ogres and I also like them because they have a lot of references to Mongolian history but today I realize we don't know something are the they're ogre women uh I think they're are not it I I don't really care about how ogres reproduce I know that green skins come from mushrooms so there's some weird [ __ ] maybe they just maybe ogre ogres just crawl out of the mall you know like oh God everyone really hates us you're birded out of the great Mo or something yeah all right uh oh we got a defeat triade for that oh now it comes oh come on we could have be line to that if that appeared before now all right you know what I'm going to end the stream there guys um I think we did okay like if we kept going we could definitely kill Vlad I think I think this arm is good enough to just wipe him out slowly we could bring back we could bring back the Empire this would have to be like a seven part series to [ __ ] save the Empire but we could do it we could totally do it even if I did accidentally go to war with camper bad somehow tab Clan somehow yeah whatever whatever I'm going to see if anybody else is streaming so I can pass over and we like I can like host they never do that least on uh tube who's streaming Warhammer right now Legend is streaming but he's got 4,000 people watching him so he does not need it uh oh I tell you what Mercy the mad's doing a stream good say hi to Mercy the Mad Merc Mercy's a really nice guy pass it to Legend ooy I could he's got 4,000 people watch him though I feel like he doesn't need the viewers as much as Mercy needs the viewers so go go go check out Mercy but uh yeah thanks for watching guys thanks for the donos thanks for I hope you enjoyed I still enjoyed it I even though it is a struggle I do really enjoy uh campaigns that are difficult out of difficult out of the amount of [ __ ] that comes at you and not difficult from artificial difficulty like when you play on legendary and [ __ ] uh you get like an arbitary negative to your to the difficult like the happiness of a provise because of the difficulty [ __ ] like that like it's it feels artificial you know what I mean but uh but I'll put I'll put a link to Mercy's thing for what I leave uh but um yeah thanks for watching guys uh next stream I have no idea I'm I'm like on the fan about a ghost of sushima stream or just doing uh actually I've got the one on on the weekend yeah it'll be the one V One V one uh head-to-head campaign against battle see and one other person yeah all right thanks for watching guys I'll see you on the next stream

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Length: 297min 8sec (17828 seconds)

Published: Thu May 23 2024