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you he did it in her dream how can you get mad at me about something that's happening in your dream like make it make sense you're not going to try to make me sound crazy okay way he cheated in your dream mhm and what is done in the dark will come to light I got the great gift of sight from my great grandmother oh oh is this the same great grandmother who got ran over by ice cream truck she can see me cheating but she can't see oncoming traffic I told you once before it's the ice cream Chuck music what's up Dad you good I made the mistake of playing the twins in basketball one of them kept fouling me and every time I missed a shot the other one kept calling me Lebron Lane I taught him that oh that was you yeah hey this College catalog came for you in the mail what's wrong I thought you'd be excited to start Community College I'm good F sure I'm good face I'd hate to see your wo with me face what's the big deal I mean all you do is see what you want to study and pick those classes can be overwhelming but you just have to look at it like a buffet ooo this about to make no sense Len you just eat little bits at a time and then when your plate is full you just take a break you know what actually that does make sense but listen you got to get out before you have to pay cuz student loans o girl will have you bloated that took a turn for the wor babe it's actually fun to pick new classes and thinking about all the new things that you're going to learn how am I supposed to know what to do what if I choose the wrong thing and lose two years of my life and my money getting an education is never a waste of time and you know what they say if you do something you love you'll never work a day in your life so try to figure out what you like to do can I get a job staying in bed yes and you you don't need a degree but instead of getting an HMO you make it an [Music] [Music] STD H what about dance you oh there's horiculture North American studies they're African-American studies um Latino American studies there is Native American studies you know Lisa you can be whatever you want to be that's the problem I don't know what that is well what would you do every day if you had all the money you ever wanted count my money how' you know what you wanted to do I wanted to be of service when I used to show up at people's houses it's cuz I wanted to help people I like helping people that's why I used to like work in the champagne room I mean it felt good being the best part of somebody's day I still read my y reviews oh baby please did I say something inappropriate like a stripper pole in a church well maybe you should be an entrepreneur look how about a business class that might not be a bad idea I mean I did help the club manager cook his books but I arrest don't overthink it if it feels right just do what feels good you like taking care of people what about being a doctor Dr Lisa pay yes yes I love taking other people's money cuz you pay me in small bill so it feel like it's more than it is how you miss a 17 can answer your question after I count my paper he you loser bro my wet is in my jacket CJ CJ wake up CJ call 911 hello 911 we need emergency medical attention right now did someone call for a doctor y Dr Lisa thank goodness you're here there's no time for an ambulance I'll have to do the surgery here I can't I hate the side of blood so you going to let a little blood stop you it's everything else too I mean I don't want to know what the insides of people look like gross you know there are other things you can be you don't have to go into the medical field like what I'm a grown up and I don't know what I want to be when I grow up even Peter pay had a resume you got to figure something out that's right cuz my house is not never never leave land so I could pick any major in that book yep you can take every class that's nice I mean it's like a Christmas wish list for grown-ups well just where do you see yourself in two years if I worked at the psychic hotline I can answer that okay well what else do you have to think about in college butcher future drink party have some sex that's what I heard M I want my money back all of it books room board the whole thing oh no I wasn't talking about me that's what everybody else was doing I did my homework and read the Bible I know you're lying but it makes me feel good to hear it okay listen Lisa just forget about the catalog okay and just think about your future yeah think about your future where my dinner at woman I'm making it as fast as I can you better cuz I need some loving as soon as you finish my food and cleaning this kitchen as soon I can get dirty come on now bab I've been thinking oh you doing that thinking stuff again I told you about that get yourself in trouble I don't mind cooking for you but maybe maybe you can wash the dishes sometimes and maybe you could do a little less talking now look I work and you take care of the household that was the deal okay I don't know what else you qualified to do besides take care of your man and your babies I could I could you could you could you could go in there and stir that pot before something burn like go don't get in there I mean ain't no better job than taking care of your man this is a high Dem man so you better go and get in there before you get laid off Lea I admire you for going to school and trying to better yourself you're taking charge of your life and not just waiting to see what's going to happen absolutely I also agree you're going to have a great future I still don't know what I want to be or what I want to do keep thinking you're good at winning arguments with Malik maybe you could be a lawyer a lawyer I demand the release of my client immediately and expect a formal apology on my desk within 24 hours if not I will beat you so badly in court they will need din record so identify your body bye stop playing CT Le stop playing Mr Mrs B what's Happ we think about you want to say hi hi are you okay you seem nervous nervous who I ain't do nothing why you tripping it was selfdefense why are you peeping in the window are you expecting somebody well as a matter of fact but you said uh might be a little company stop by to see who the police what one time 5 I know who the police are why are they looking for Miss Ella see uh it was a misunderstanding down at the church involving a pistol and a backslider I'mma need a good lawyer I really need you to represent me you know how folks do people like us that's what I do I protect innocent people keep them out of jail what about the guilty people excuse me what about guilty people she's guilty like a naked man and a girl's like her own guilty the worst thing is I kind of enjoy it I could I could do it it again heck yeah oh my God it gave me a rush calm down baby you know how I get every time you get a new hobby you throw yourself into is homicide homicide just under the air I need to beat this rap be you just told me you would kill someone again I'll do that I'll do that that is attorney client privilege that means you can't say nothing to nobody p h all right we got this we got this bab you got me come on you got me enough come on you got me enough I'm starting to think I don't want to get guilty people out of jail well baby you got to decide on something quicker you decide the faster you can start learning new things I know but I'm starting to think maybe College isn't for me [Music] baby uh you might be overreacting I don't think so yeah I think you're stressing and you're not thinking clearly I think I am I'm thinking cleared and cheap tub Weare oh wow this school has everything from Aeronautics to cosmetology oh a veterinary technician even General Sciences you know what they actually are recruiting more women to go into science what yeah me a scientist boy sit down my dad I wish you hadn't volunteered for Lisa's science study Lisa is the most brilliant scientist in the world Curtis is in good hands here they come here they come Curtis Curtis oh Curtis see I told you I'd bring Uncle Curtis back in one piece Curtis how do you feel what are you wearing Ella I feel Exquisite I'm a little fatigued from so much reading hey Pops you want to watch the gang maybe later son I'm excited to attend the Langston Hugh Symposium which is downtown and then later I will go to the Marcus Garvey lecture which I've been in inv it to you must come son please attend with me Lisa what did you do to him I want my dad back Uncle Curtis helped me complete my intelligence suppository once inserted the user's intelligence quot triples I'm sorry your intelligence what suppository after several clinical trials I found this delivery method most efficient so you made him smarter by sticking a pill up his dumb ass no no that I have so much much more life left to yet discover yes but you struck the proverbial nail on the head once I open my mind to the process I was transformed into this brilliant heap of humanity that stands before you well you're a he for something can you please turn him back I want my old Curtis back I want my old Curtis back I'm sorry to disappoint y'all but I'm starting to think college is it for me they do have dental hygiene there's nothing wrong with that I mean a lot of successful people don't go to college nowadays you told me I had to go to college you're built differently son Lisa got hustle in her blood well what's in my blood don't don't throw me a softball son your self-esteem can't handle it Lisa we support you take your time think about it you know before you make any decisions hey well I know I'm going to finish school no matter how long it takes or how much money it cost you that's exactly what I'm afraid of hey I'm going to make a grilled cheese you want one no I'm good I think I'm starting to become lactose intolerant last you know I was sleeping next to you and then I had a dream that Gabriel yion was kissing me and then the next minute I had a nightmare that she was trying to choke me in a porta potty well you are creeping in your dreams you serious Oh I thought your crazy had reached a new level I what oh nothing I say nothing so uh this is really important to you huh this is just words on a piece of paper with some pictures and it could change my life yeah I want to go to Community College I want to go to Community College fouryear College get my PhD and then get my masters it's a little out of order but I get you you think like your dad I can do whatever I want to I really do as long as you have a strong support system like this family you can do anything thanks babe you're welcome you know what you can do all of that and get a job and we got your back I don't want a job I want a career I want to be somebody our kids can look up to if you want to go to college I got you I support you 100% we'll make it work baby thanks babe the male lion can make up to 100 times a de the act of mating lasts only 17 seconds oh they definitely to must some young cats are you busy just looking at the Lions due to unmentionable so I've been thinking all right let's hear okay I've been thinking and I'm terrified it's called fear of the unknown I just never had people like y'all in my life before crazy courageous now I got four kids under my roof two are grown and two of Gremlins and my wife is the invisible woman I was going to college to better my life but y'all already you doing that so you're not going oh I'm going and I'm going strong and I'm not stopping till y'all calling me doct Lisa pay P HD d d d msbs DJ D EBT BBD okay and I appreciate you wanting to get the whole alphabet in there yes but uh let's let's take it one step at a time I will and uh we can help well since I'll be in school and Malik will be in school too we're going to need POA to watch the baby a lot no no absolutely not okay well I'm sorry I asked no one will ever call me POA now my grand baby could call me grandp when she sitting on my lap you know cuz that's what we do thanks Mr Bane yeah and do me a favor anything don't graduate before Malik his self-esteem can't handle it okay thank you he a little slow I mean that's my guy but he's a little [Music] slow hey babe how was work a business 's work is never done if I have to buy low and sell High one more time well your day is over my hardworking professional a dinner is served thanks honey you're welcome Hello darling greetings hello Miranda hello how was the fur treating you oh it is absolutely this in laugh it feels so expensive well we can avord it who knew creating an app would make me the richest woman in America right who knew tender for pets would take off the way it did and some of the people had pets they just wanted to hook up look at us dad would be so proud please he's too busy enjoying the yacht we bought him to care [Music] those kids are going to be all [Music] right baby we are not about to do this right now see see remember what our therapist said in premarital counseling exactly exactly when we fill up argument Bru what do we do uhhuh uhhuh we stop we breathe we take a break and then later we reconvene okay so I'm going to take this opportunity to say good night I love you and we will continue this conversation when you get back in town tomorrow mhm bye-bye yeah oh my God this woman is driving me crazy it's the police open up the hell please come to the door long time look at you my God Ronnie what up I'm growing up yeah yeah okay okay what's up man Cal you a whole Dad out here for real C what is this is that just for is that a s c chill what are y'all doing here and Pooky I thought you were still locked up early for oh damn listen they had the wrong guy I got my whole life ahead of me now but my Uncle Joe he's going up yonder # theab County any day now I'm confused yep so they just assume Pooky here was guilty yep oh so you snitched on your 80-year-old Uncle pretty much no look see now that's the technical term depending on who you ask right look real talk Uncle Joe's Medicaid ran out gone all right and the senior living home he was in was way too expensive so he was with Trading Places is prison amenities are fire nowadays yo just check the inmates P poock accounts lit lit look look look enough about how I fix my situation we're here to fix yours wait say what [Music] so I got an anonymous call from the OG CJ Dam man why you got to say the man's name shorty no I said OG he not an OG wait wait wait wait wait so CJ hit you up and said what he said that uh you seemed a little stressed out lately got a lot of weight on your shoulders yeah and that you needed your friends to pull up on you some more so we had to you know pull up to take you out you know tonight we're going to have some fun like old times H yeah I don't know guys mm show me you don't know well I'm a family man now responsibility no I'm no I'm just saying guys every time we go out I end up in trouble or all my rent money spent on liquor food and strippers C I got it cover look it just so happens that the same spot I'm taking you to tonight is the spot I promote at tables and bottles on me oh bottles on you huh we not talking boom's farm right man I'm talking top shelf bro if you don't get off my couch my shit's expensive okay well Laura is out of town yeah yes and I don't have my kids until tomorrow afternoon so so ah what the hell yeah let's go let's go let's go no no no no oh whoa Cal wait a minute you can't wear this player you can't huh is fly listen we got a dress code player you going to have to change everything oh oh y y'all want that drip yeah that's the C I know okay okay I'm going to give him a drip okay give him a drip drip yeah okay yeah I got you soon on them oh yeah they thirsty oh well then tonight I'm going to let them sit I'll be back yes sir they thirsty huh thirsty [Music] [Applause] women a look at the two beautiful women in my life hey baby hello have I ever told you how sexy you look doing household duties don't start with me Malik you know it's really crazy ever since we had Melissa I've been having the most vivid dreams I keep having this reoccurring one that you're beating me like I stole something I mean it's really weird I even got bruises all up and down my arm that's because I am what why would you do that because it's not fair Malik I'm the only one up feeding the baby well duh if you haven't noticed I've been in the gym I don't have titties anymore you do have the energy from all your naps and good night's rest I mean that is true the nap that I just took was pretty fulfilling I'm serious Malik there's a freezer full of breast milk you could lighten a Lo by helping but no you're in a coma dead to the world okay look I didn't realize you felt that way so I'll take more effort to take over the night shift for you yeah yeah okay good cuz you're on huh I'm about to take a good hot bath and get a good nice rest cuz I haven't slept since the baby was born wait you said I was on you you mean now yep yep good night Playboy U you y'all don't have a schedule for what y'all do at this time um oh it's it's okay what she was down here you was all right but [Laughter] Lisa hey man watch it watch it I got him pick up your slack my shoes hey hey hey guys guys I had a great time we can tell man that was look night's over for you champ okay we can take you to the room throw you on the floor or leave you on the couch yeah I'm yo let's put him on the couch wait what I'm King the camp is that velv yeah is it soft yeah all right grab him a water and some aspiring okay I'm going to leave this right here yeah all right is he going to need it yeah no he's definitely going to need it K you was on everything tonight you was mixing Brown you was mixing green you was mixing wine beer white you mix more is than Kenya beers that's why you look drunkest Gish foolish oh that was quick you think you going be all right yeah he right right tonight but tomorrow morning not so much he's going to be throwing up everywhere right right hey C what happened to the barhead chick with the toenails wasn't that girl with a painter yeah yeah she was old as hell she had a tattoo that said Bingo all right Cal come in stay Breezy ain't truey ni over when I say it's over my phone there you go there you go hey you where you at BO e all right all right all right okay hey chocolot D oh you are lucky that Amber was able to come over and watch Christian oh all of these text messages did you mean all of that you were being a vet wow wish you didn't mean it tellen you're drunk okay okay okay wait wait wait wait but you came okay I'm a little drunk where's your phone my phone's right what my phone stop I'm deleting these text messages if Laura sees these you are in so much trouble you've been sexting me all night wow after all we've been through you still looking out for me Calvin I always look out for you baby stay stay I miss you truth comes to light when the liquor hits your lips at night what oh you going to spank me spank me spank me come on babe you came you came just stay dance me dance you are drunk okay you're not in your right mind oh wait that's my ear got my ear oh are you sure oh what more do you want from me baby come on we changed your diaper we checked your temperature we rewrapped your swaddle come on you got to work with me you want some milk yeah I know you do we about to get you some it's heating up right now we got to be patient okay look this is what we going to do just take 10 seconds and we can both just relax and be quiet okay we can both Close Our Eyes okay just 10 seconds yeah what's up what the hell is going on man that baby screaming people trying to sleep in here I know we were both just resting our eyes Okay the baby is hungry where is Lisa she's upstairs oh I'm going to go wake up you baby no no no no no no no no no no no you can't do that okay look I have to prove to her that I can handle this oh I got it this about the male ego well you obviously ain't got it here look it's ready there you go got your milk ready that's what you want right pull it together drink the milk any man what the hell let me try this oh oh there you go there you go Hallelujah this is ridiculous but hallelujah it's working there you go there you go there you go no no no here I'm giving you the milk it's okay why why you still [Music] crying if you weren't my son I'd kill you Dad please please can you just don't oh my God okay give me give me give me B there you go there you go there you go I got you there you [Music] go yeah oh look at this pretty good at it it don't always take a woman's touch who you think rais you any right and I'm glad to see that you taking some of the load off of Lisa yeah you know and let her get some sleep yeah well I mean they took a woman's touch too cuz this sure isn't easy yeah well think how she feel being a new mother that's tough yeah you know and if you want to keep her happy you'll keep putting in the effort trust me it goes a long way you're right Dad y course I'm right I'm your dad I'm always right and you know maybe the next time you want to pull a all nighter know what the hell you doing cuz I don't want to be included you know what I got you I got you D all right you know what you actually got the magic t touch man you a pretty good grandpa a what Grandpa no no no no no no no no no we not going to do that mean that's who you are you see this youthful face poy I prefer poppy well I ain't calling you that so she going to call me that oh my God no ah oh how much did I drank last night Miranda that's not oh you wouldn't do that you didn't you wouldn't do that you didn't do that oh my God I smell I smell like perfume uh uh Mira hey you wouldn't happen to be in there Miranda now would you Miranda ah so weird I could have swore text messages there'll be text messages if it was all a dream there won't be a text message telling her to come over there's no text messages wow just so felt so real and I liked it cool good you still alive bro big dog I had to come check on you after last night you was whing yeah my my memory foggy my head hurts hey hey say man but about last night yeah Calvin but if nobody saw it it didn't happen right so Miranda was here Miranda I'm not talking about Miranda I'm talking about the fact that you threw up all over the section yes you threw up on everybody the waitress you threw up on the floor the honey I was talking to you threw up on her and I still had to kiss her wait I threw up in a s you was old school early 2000 bottle in each hand Dame Dash style quit walking throwing up don't don't remind me so oh help yourself to something to drink not out my bottle oh but you can drink out of my bottle all night last night man what are you doing wow it's like far we just keep in the refrigerator okay okay so look last night okay so y'all brought me home I fell asleep nothing odd right bro we brought you home we laid you on the couch we made sure you was good we gave you a little punk ass teddy bear and then we bounced it's good so it was all a nightmare uh not exactly uh this part right here was real we got to pay your tab damn wait you said bottles on you no no no no no no I said bottle on me one bottle oh I'm the promoe oh I'm the promoter I'm bottles on me bottles on me no no no no no first of all I said I used to promote there all right and I said one bottle on me Cal you insisted you had like six bottles but you said bottles on you I don't promote that no more Cal you drink a lot your memor is bad you need help y'all asked me to go out I didn't even want to go out Cal wow now listen listen just cash out me the 2,000 and I'll pay it man here bye-bye uhuh uh take the apple juice bro oh yeah no no no no no no no where you going go the door is right there you different KY you changed first the bar-headed chick good morning wow that was a good night's rest hey babe well I hope so it's close to 1 p.m. so how was last night um last night um yeah about it it it was easy Breezy the Devil is a lot dad easy breezy it was easy breezy easy really easy breezy wow I'm happy here it went so well yeah me and Melissa we had a good old time see that's how couples get their themselves in Chu they tell one itty bitty white line and it turn into a big old ugly lie Dad don't you have somewhere you need to be who me yeah I had somewhere to be last night in my bed for some reason that didn't work out so now I'm going to go on upstairs wow and get me some sleep wow easy breezy cuz if y'all was by yourselves y'all be in trouble D so since everything was easy breezy you don't mind take taking a night shift every night right I mean my strip up day is over me is that I can't expect for you to do this all alone I am guilty of thinking that the night shift was your job so I apologize for that apology accept it and look we're in this together okay that's what good parenting is about so you got my back I got your back as long as you got mine deal deal baby look at [Music] you look Pooky you tripping if you think I'm paying a $800 bill you said bottles on you you hey you hey you uh going to invite me in oh yeah uh come in I thank you uh so what are you doing here I came to drop off Christian I knew that I knew that I I got a hangover my memories foggy but uh what are we looking for Christian where is he he's um downstairs in the car with Amber I figured I'd come upstairs first so uh we could talk okay wait that is deja vu that's weird see I I I had this horrible nightmare last night and Amber's name was mentioned in it it was a horrible nightmare oh god oh I drink I have vivid dreams oh wow it was it was that bad bad oh it was like scamed Michael Jackson in the ' 80s bad but luckily it was just a dream I felt like the girl in the Thriller video but anyway let the past be the pass what do you want to talk about yeah no yeah there's apparently it's it's nothing you know what I'm going to I'm just going to go get Christian I look like a zombie oh damn [Music] thank you so much for helping us get this backyard together when we're finished oh it's going to be so pretty even the squirrels are going to wipe their feet before they come back here but just remember remember our deal we weed you feed two days worth of dinners now for each of us I got you I wish I could pay all of my workers in food I once got tipped in Prime ribs do not tell me that you took meat from a complete stranger it was still early in our relationship she was hungry and I had somebody else's postmate so we made it work I bet you did Curtis what's wrong baby what's wrong baby Greg Bernard died Greg oh Curtis no who is Greg Bernard Uncle Curtis's friend from childhood I know Greg so long I can't think of the time I didn't know him and I a't gone it's all my fault what are you talking about baby how did Greg die hell we was in the barers shop and he started talking about how he could out dance me back in the day we know that ain't true so I had to challenge him you know how I do baby I I got to get that James on I was on the floor I did all that and I passed it to Mr Bernard laughed and sered Pops then pops dropped down and did the worm on Mr Bernard then Mr Bernard just dropped right there in the barber shop fell face first in a pile of curly head I mean Floyd called the ambulance by the time they got there it was too late and it's all my fault Ella all my fault I mean I didn't realize that my moves were still so lethal I mean why Lord why why did you curse me with so much talent even at this age that no man no mortal man can keep up with me [Music] [Music] what you doing baby Curtis I thought you were going to take the clothes that were donating to the Health Center down to the Health Center baby I'm see just see that's us he was in the third grade that's me a in the fourth grade and then me in the fifth grade where's Greg oh he was held back in the third grade he wasn't that smart but he stayed my friend I tell you yella you never know when the good Lord's going to call you home you're right about that Curtis so baby have you thought about updating your will yeah I've been thinking about it well you need to I will yeah I don't want you closing up stuff alone without me but Curtis what if you go first you need to determine right now what happens when you die who gets your house who get your pension what do you want done with your body you know why I never updated my will why Curtis it's too depressing Ella well Curtis I know it's not a fun thing to think about but bab we're all and you have more yesterdays than tomorrows I guess it's like trying to sleep when you got a pee you can stay C up in the bed but eventually you got to deal with it if a bathroom analogy helps you understand what I just said then okay yes it is just like that it's going to be whatever you say it is anyway no I want you to decide baby and we don't have to hire a lawyer to get it done you can go online and set it all up they have a lot of sites set it up okay I'll look into it but I still hope you go first that way I don't have to be up there upstairs and the good the good upstairs Yonder worried about you that's beautiful Curtis I think estate property okay well eleg against the house of course who gets the golf clubs H what don't play probably C most likely play okay okay now who gets my exotic swimwear who's daring none of them grandbabies whichever Grand bab is buff enough yeah like his grandpa yeah that man what you block up Uncle Curtis they got yogurt for that okay yeah why are you walking an orchard through my house we finishing up the backyard mom wants us to plant these fruit trees that doesn't answer my question why are they inside the house what you plant them in the back up no the gate to the backyard is locked that's why we cutting through the house how about I go unlock the gate and that way you don't have to be cutting through here and not breaking in my stuff then I don't have to cut you talk about cut P tired the last will in Testament of Curtis pay what wait Uncle Curtis has a will I want to see no no no we can't look at that that's private absolutely what's in my dad's will is his business all right I wonder if he left me anything ke you're not just a little bit curious golf clubs I don't even golf I wouldn't mind learning though looks like he just started oh then we still have time then time for what well this is a great opportunity to get in on the ground floor of Uncle Curtis's will like you said he's just now starting to give away stuff that's weird like we're a bunch of vur circling around my dad waiting for him to die so we could get our hands on this stuff why are yall still in here I told both of them we should leave but they don't respect you like I do dad like I said we should get out of my daddy's house you just suck up Tak your chances cus hey baby are you ever going to paint the back patio like you promised yeah baby I'mma get and when do you plan on doing that b well I plan on doing it when you first asked me I just don't want to do it yet in to beautify our backyard so far you're the only one who hasn't done anything that's because I'm the supervisor and I make sure everybody's doing it right and tight okay come on thank you thank you no you'll thank me later what you looking at what is you looking at Curtis you better gone stop stop Ella come oh hello father uh I remember Mom asked you to paint the back porch now I had some time so I figured I'd do it for you all right how much you want oh no no no don't insult me now you gave life to me I'll be happy to make your life easier okay well maybe I did raise you right hey Uncle Curtis guess who made smother turkey necks Greens and Cornbread just for you my mama I did I got the recipe from the internet am I on here video got c c no Uncle Curtis we love you and we want to express our love you through turkey necks okay smells delicious M smell delicious hey thank you you're welcome thank you Curtis excuse hey hey y what's happing man how my favorite uncle hey I had some some extra time on my hands and I said you know what why don't I just take up a new hobby you know know I mean want get your T of woods on I haven't played golf in years how do you even remember I play you got to to the clubs don't you yeah I do you want to play or nothing yeah yeah nephew I want to play we going to hit the back 18 you mean the back nine that's right golf with my favorite uncle the sheets are all done Mr pain oh good good good good good are you okay just give me a minute you know I really appreciate you watching everything H did you use the apple blossom scent mhm yeah yeah I like the submarine for the sheets I didn't know there was a difference yeah yeah the the submar rain helps me sleep better the apple blossom is for my socks and underwear well you know nothing says sorry like rewatching something making it right really sorry I'll rewash and dry everything oh that's great thank you but bless your heart all the other parts watching her work like that makes me thirsty so thirsty it's just just boy at you rain okay could you please bring me a grape soda on Ice please right away Chop Chop okay on just change the oil in your car going to go home get washed up oh okay did you uh do 's car a filter or the right oil for her car yeah yeah right ready here H up and go before they close Auto store get the oil her car use different oil mind oh yeah and uh don't forget all our filters drain it out let it drain and then you put the do in there might have to flush it check it up be right back okay you move kind of slow okay here's your grape soda Uncle Curtis I thought I was going to die yeah those little Square ice cubes uh yeah yeah yeah I'm not filling the Square ice cubes make them around how am I supposed to do that well if I knew that I'd do it myself what I you're right you're right yeah make them round he asked so many questions he just wants to make sure he does everything exactly how you like it okay really wants to make you happy much more than the rest of the other family members oh okay the other ones are doing they doing they good good job I'm glad you stayed behind while CJ went to the auto store really I sure am you know after you finish the laundry M Clean that suck out it's it's been a while in there okay okay all right he look here don't worry about getting bit by anything face up there if you get bit just rabies build [Laughter] character character mhm oh I don't know what's gotten into Uncle Curtis she's been so demanding lately acting all helpless y'all could complain all y'all want but none of you have seen the horrors that I've seen what did he have you do boxes griefs underwear did cleaning out the attic stress you that bad not as bad as the skit marks Did I hope he remembers me and his will I at least earned me some ptio furniture I mean what did you do you cleaned out an attic you washed some clothes no I've been dealing with him the longest so I should get dibs on his stuff come on dad you're old watch yourself son no I meant you're older don't you think the bulk of Uncle Curtis's wealth should go to the new generation I mean all I'm thinking about is retirement and we're thinking about our family like how much longer do we have to suck up to him um I mean till he goes come on dad he's got good jeans this could take forever damn it I mean thank you but damn it we going to be sucking up to him for [Music] years Atlanta traffic hey babe hi baby I was shopping with Grace it was great oh Lord you found a bargain I sure did and listen I bought us some winter Curtis the house is so clean and uh why do I smell Apple Blossom I didn't do laundry uh no you didn't have to Lisa did it and why did Lisa do laundry the same reason CJ changed the oil in our cars and Malik waited on me hand and foot and Lisa clean the atct Curtis you made her go into the r these Rafters somebody had to clean up those dead squrrel what possessed them to be at your how do you know that Curtis because it all makes sense CJ even talked about the golf clubs that I was leaving Calvin now that's so ghoulish they wouldn't do that Curtis I waited 2 hours in line at the DMV oh thank you sir here's your registration oh thank you yeah they would huh nothing look I'm just telling your mom how helpful you've all been today everybody oh yeah we appreciate you m me more than them and don't forget I'm your son oh trust me I'm tried to forget many times good one pops okay I gu I guess I was wrong why you you were out they detailed your car come see what am I going to do with this man come on here I come baby who detail oh hey Pops you want to play catch like we used to Pops Mom oh hell no he's spending all his money before he dies and only leaving enough for his funeral expenses Calvin stop being nosy wait till I die to see what you get you jerk yeah hey CJ you not going to believe this pops played us all yeah you heard [Music] [Music] what's wrong I was out looking for apartments but the prices are too ridiculous well CJ I thought you were looking at a guest house you mean garage I don't get it the house it was literally a garage yeah we had use the remote to open the door no oh what happened to the cozy little cottage that you were so excited about Cozy Cottage was code word for this place is so small only a hobbit could live here well baby there's no rush you can just stay here for as long as you need to no no aun Ella we got to go I am so tired of Uncle Curtis calling us squatters CJ why are you listening to him now all of a sudden you want to listen to Uncle Curtis okay what is the going rate for a three-bedroom apartment 1 12200 1 12200 okay what is your budget seven okay looking at section eight come on okay baby listen I'm sure we can find something here okay it it's Buckhead adjacent spacious three-bedroom apartment one bath with a gym jacuzzi and and fully furnished for only $500 a month babe okay CJC see baby you need to just run out and get this right now CJ go CJ CJ at least take the [Music] car W baby I got to go to work hey baby you got lunch for me I'm starving oh it's in the fridge babe what Fried Chicken ion and cheese all right baby you all did yourself P pie no do not cut this pie Curtis this food is not for you what you mean it's not for me you got Fe for a king and the King can't get a away Curtis this food is for my sick H I'm starving if I don't eat something I'mma die hunger listen you touch that food and you going to die of Ella and I hope your friend get the chicken pops for eating my [Laughter] chicken Uncle Curtis today is the best day of your life man it must be real good cuz you cheesing like an alcoholic at a g convention yeah by the end of the week me and the kids are moving out moving out yeah we living in our Delux apartment in the sky yeah right George Jefferson no no check it out check it out when I see it look I already put down the first and last month's rent spacious jacuzzi watch and dryer oh my God oh my God W what come on we celebrate with some chicken I eat your peie I'm so proud of you the kids are going to be so surprised when I pick them up from school and take them to our new place yes they will now go back okay I will all right all right oh but I got to uh I got to pick up the kids from school and before I go there I got to go get the keys from the landlord hey I'll just go with you I'll go with you it help you you got to go to work no just fire you be burning when I get back I going man I'm go with you oh man I got have some things you hey you grab some things and then grab some things I can grab some things with you Curtis something wrong with it something wrong with it ain't nothing wrong with that chicken but it smell bad I want to check that chicken does not smell bad Curtis I told you that I needed to take this to my friend baby I put it back don't put that Curtis get that out of there put you are so they sick it ain't going to make no difference yeah what I love about you baby you got a big heart okay do you know that's why I married you your big heart and your big hello watch yourself watch yourself you watch yourself you watch yourself no you watch yourself Janine baby what are you doing here hi Miss Ella hey what are you doing here I thought we were supposed to meet at the park like we always do yeah I know I was just kind of hoping that maybe this time I could see the kids the kids are not here they're at school you know that well that's not a problem I consider I can wait oh Janine trust me you do not want to be here when CJ and Curtis come back so let's just go on to the park baby get that did Jazz draw this oh Jazzy Drew this did yes you know what she actually plays third at the art show it's it's beautiful okay what is it nobody knows the teacher calls it abstract okay that is beautiful so let's go babe okay is this Malik's jacket this is Malik's is it's getting big yeah he is getting big but um we have to go darling come on Janine I'm really risking everything going to meet you at the park with your day passes but you definitely cannot be here M I miss them okay they've been growing up without me I need to see my kids all right could you just just help me see my kids I I am helping you see your children I have done everything I can Janine I was the one that brought them to the rehab to see you but you changed your mind at the last minute remember I know and now I wish I hadn't but I I wasn't ready then all right I'm ready to see them now well Janine I won't have a nephew a niece or a husband if CJ comes back through that door and finds you here now I'm trying to be polite so let's just go to the park now you don't understand Miss Ella okay reuniting with my kids is the thing that keeps me going okay CJ doesn't want me my own parents won't have anything else to do with me I just want to see my kids okay please you're the only one I have left here we are nice number 202 well thanks for meeting us no problem we aim to please oh there's a copy of your lease and there's your keys now go on you can do the honors I'm going what the this ain't like the model this ain't even a three-bedroom oh now yeah it is bedroom number one bedroom number two that's the last let me guess the master suite you're smar than you look no he's not the model had a brand new sofa and rooms with walls that was my apartment L one's yours and it's perfect we'll take it wait wait wait wait wait this got to be some kind of mistake I didn't pay for this dump I paid for a nice apartment that you did and my wife and kids thank you and so does my girlfriend he got and and so do I let me holl it real quick CJ would you stop come on quit fighting with this man he'll take it you got to do better than this you you you got you got to do something you said yourself that you you aim to please so guess my aim is a little off according to my wife now look here now according to that lease you signed you got to keep to it and you got to keep this unit or you're going to forfeit your deposit the no he can't do that he can't do that because his last place is not available why not because I made it into a meditation room since when did you start meditating since now I'm no I'm I'm not going to come no more I'm not coming over there no more man this is not cool man I'm not going when you shut up Uncle Curtis and it was supposed to come with the gym where's the gym oh that's me I'm J him well I guess that's about it oh God darn it dog um if you got anything else you need you just knock on my door number 301 all right wait wait this building only has two floors exactly have a good day Jim Junior you put that cat down this is so nice good and don't you tell them you got that in there they probably charge you more look at this see it's not as bad as you thought it was look and you even got curtains already came with curtain came with curtains great look that's the spirit that's the spirit right there you're going to work with it you and the kids are going to make the best of this I have no doubt okay this is so beautiful I mean the way they got the way they did the colors the way the uh that that man the only thing missing in here is the yellow tape and the chalk outline they got that you a see it when we came in we came right downstairs the first first part they had they had M fact it had two chalk they had two chalk the body one of them was like one of them one of them had one leg that was a weird part but it's right down there they probably won't get it up for a while you can see it you too huh look I'mma get up out of here I got to get to work cuz I'm itching you got me itching this is so nice this is just I got to come over and visit you next year love you Uncle Curtis uncle Curtis but we really need to leave right now really need to leave Miss Ella I'm not ready to go yet for as much stuff as you have stolen out of this house you don't have a choice but to leave and right now I have already betrayed CJ's trust by bringing the children to see you now although he knows that I'm still in contact with you he would be furious if he came here and saw you Janine okay but what about my kids the kids are fine they're with CJ in fact they're moving moving they're going to see their new place after school move wait moving I I kind of wow I kind of hoped wow you kind of hoped what you kind of hoped that you would just move back in here and pick up where you left off you don't understand oh I don't understand Janine you don't Janine listen I have done more than enough for you and you're making me regret that now I'm making you regret all you've done is just tear this family apart all of this stuff is because of you Janine yes you you burned down your house you broke in here and stole our stuff you lied to your children you lied to your husband Miss I understand that I was there I know that okay but I was sick I'm sick okay I've been deceiving my husband deceiving my nephew and I am tired and I'm not going to do this anymore what I'm not doing it anymore so please leave you know what I can do this on my own I don't need you tell my kids I'll be back for them when you talk to them [Music] careful Hey Dad we just finished putting down a sticky mouse trap but wait a minute what if I step on one in the middle of the night I guess you be wearing a mouse trap as a slipper really or uh you just know off your own foot and you just go back to bed look up to you he's just kidding with you Jazzy oh that's Tracy and K hey hey hey uh CJ why don't we just come back when y'all got the place together I didn't know y'all were renovating uh no this is together Welcome to our happy home do we look happy no but y'all do look broke didn't you tell me I had a Jacuzzi that's right we do have a Jacuzzi we definitely do we have a Jacuzzi you see you see down the hall you see that kid in the inflatable pool the one that's fighting that's our jacuzzi that's nasty Tracy kids everybody let's sit down dinner served um first I got a question uh did you buy this from the store or you know catch it in here somewhere stop being rude you know what CJ I am very impressed you all did your stuff and you seems to be making the best of a could be a get on mess J no I was going to say a very uncomfortable situation and the food looks amazing uh dad I don't think the chicken is supposed to be cold pink and runny you're right I'm not sure what the problem is it looks done on the outside yeah and it's still clucking and moving on the inside I got some popyes I can put in the microwave kids man your stations you ready hey what's going on well in order for the microwave to work we had to alter the electrical circuit in the apartment what what we found out that in no I wasn't supposed to touch the microwave huh no so what now I guess we should go eat at an Ellis Tracy take my hand I'll walk you to the door that is not my hand oh my bad oh wait wait wait wait wait wait baby slow down CJ what have you been feeding these children raw chicken Jazzy ain't nobody feeding them kids raw chicken we had a problem with the microwave and the stove and the blender and a TV well did anything work in your place oh those Mouse straps that's good you know mice are good texture oh really well maybe sometime we come back here I'll give one to you where's Calvin Believe It or Not Calvin is in class A it's too bad I was looking forward to seeing her yeah man he really cool hello uh-uh oh my goodness yes thank you yes thank you oh my goodness is everything okay um yes well no uh Tracy excuse me I need to speak to CJ and Curtis right now oh Baby K wait fo going to get cold no it cannot come if you going to stop looking at my plate to touch my plate you heard me c okay guys that was the rehab center and they said that Janine did not return from her day pass so why are they calling you because CJ she got the day pass to pass the day with me and you let her in here no I didn't let her in here we were supposed to meet at the park and she just showed up here instead and then you let her in Curtis I did not let her in I kept asking her to leave and she wouldn't and then we had this big argument and she left upset so what's the problem Curtis I said some really terrible things to her o what you say what you say baby not now okay not now I think I may have caused her to relapse no do not do that do not blame yourself if she relapses it's not your fault she's the one with the problem not you and I got one thing to say okay what can I go finish my food please okay wait Mella look I'm I'm not trying to get you in any trouble is it okay for me to be here right now yeah everybody really is at CJ's apartment you can talk out here okay are you all right the rehab center called me and told me that you did not report back in yeah now I need to know where you have been and don't lie have you been using no I haven't been using I uh I just had to go take a walk clear my head get my thoughts together and um I thought about everything you said and you're right I've been selfish and I'm sorry for putting you in all these strange awkward situations Janine I know how hard it is for you I work with people like this all the time and I accept your apology thank you if you will accept mine yeah but listen I I while I was thinking I decided to try my best to do this on my own and not be such a big burden on you okay you're not a burden you're not a burden and you don't have to do it on your own oh thank you but wait I meant everything I said ouch but rightfully so miss ell you're all I have left I appreciate you I have you and I have Oprah thank you thank God for Oprah you cool nah this is a bit unusual I don't feel so good it don't feel so good do it somebody all up in your space now you know how it feel I know y'all coming out good on me oh look at it here you go here you go there you go oh no don't call your friend good Lord good lord lord what is that I don't know it's your house come on person [Music] right here I got him I got him I got him baby I got you first no you didn't you was dead I know we got everything for we got hot dogs we got we got hamburgers we got ice cream and we got the laser tag of course you know the kids gonna love the laser tag I don't know why these things ain't nothing but overpriced flashlights is that well then why were y'all up playing with them all night we had to break them in duh here you go that's my birthday wish list I want the peppermint what do you need with a cell phone that has a a video camera on it GPS and a a 10 megapixel camera what because it's cool get over here I'mma show you cool kids don't even know what cool is what does this look like to you a house phold not house phone it's more than a h phone son you can crack nuts with it not only does it receive and you can make calls on it but you can use it if somebody's in truth act like you going to break in let's say you here at the house all by yourself me and your aunties in in uh Panama somewhere enjoying ourselves your daddy looking for your mom at the crack house so you here by yourself Ain nobody here and all of a sudden you and jff just watching TV just watching and who there somebody here crap oh CRA now that's cool see that's pH do everything you don't need no new one hey well myons for wanting a cell phone are much more practical Jasmine it's not your birthday and you're too young besides you always with somebody who has a cell phone you'll be fine okay uh well what if I'm in an emergency I'm not always with people who have uh a way to call home huh uh what if me and Jazzy walk home from school one day and we just happen to get junked huh and we don't have no cell phone to call help like the last time you got into fight you screamed so loud that you didn't need a cell phone you're not youting your breath because Daddy's being cheap like Uncle C what I am not cheap I'm Thrifty take that that's for you what are we supposed to do with these cans empty them out clean them up TI some string to it and talk all you want to and the best part of it is you ain't got to wait till 7:00 you got unlimited minutes and if you shut your your mouth and be quiet for a minute sh you got call [Applause] [Music] wait hey Floy you have keys to the bathroom I need some tissue okay we're trying to conserve around here one for Monday two for Wednesday and one more for Friday and the weekend and use it all in one place you know what I mean h Three Sheets what am I supposed to do with three sheets Floyd don't say it please don't say it Floyd what's going on okay it's been slow around here all right and we need to conserve our resources I mean we got to tighten our belts as a matter of fact we going to start conserving with water and electricity first wait a minute hold on how we supposed to use our Clippers without electricity you're not use scissors we used to use them back in the day and that's good for now you can't cut no black man's head with no scissors hey if we can't conserve and save some money then I'm going to have to cut one of y'all oh you want to cut oh to we no suie Scissor Hands we need to cut on expenses otherwise I'm have to let one of y'all go oh man nice knowing you Calvin you know what I'm saying last one in first one out tough break kid I mean if you know how to do nails or cut hair we could use you but since you can't we want so y'all going to let Floyd just fire me y but I thought we were friends y I'm shot I'm I'm hurt I'm [Laughter] unemployed hey son look we getting a party ready for you look at that man everything going to be great by tonight what do you think oh and do you like the banner I made for you happy birthday mie where's a k i r in out of room but you know your name see he's speechless I told you he'd like it now where can we put up the pinata no no pinata no look I mean why can't I have just a normal party with a DJ some loud speakers a caterer some Dam lights and some go go dancers have you lost your mind you ain't having no DJ and no go go girls you going to have a boom box old school and as far as your caterer that'll be me at the grill with the hamburgers and hot dogs you forget the go go dancers you may as well just go go back to sleep you're dreaming all my friends are coming how am I supposed to impress Taylor and we playing a pen tail on a donkey going pin the tail on you okay I'm going to take a picture of that and show it to everybody in the school it's going to be funny man this whole thing is whack I mean if I can't have a party the way I want it I don't want no party at all you you mad son you mad son that's all you going to say that's all you going to do I don't get it I don't you just going to let it go down like this I don't understand why God gives some people children he just said he didn't want no part what did you say jasine what am I supposed to do beat him yeah okay okay I got it all right all right listen up everybody listen up I found a way to go ahead and increase income without letting anybody off oh good yeah yeah what I'm going to do is I'm going to raise your booth rent by 10% yeah yes say bro your haircut just went up $10 I'm sorry people there's just no other way to stay in business I'm sorry what you so happy for over there Happy Feet I don't have a boo keep dancing and you won't have a tooth and forget this I say we strike they tried that in Detroit City ain't been the same since D how we going to get paid if we strike oh you right bad idea wa I got it why don't we like do like a bingo night or like a domino gang raise money yeah and you know what we can sell Sushi we in the projects black people don't need no sushi hey hey wait now if we fry they all right listen up people listen up listen up I looked at the books again and even with the increase in your your booth runal and everything I'm still going to have to let somebody go he really going to fire one of [Laughter] y'all one of us this is a barber shop we cut hair you do nails and I do that good please you bringing the perverts we bring in all the real customers oh no no no your customers don't come back to get that crooked lineup you do please hey wait wait just stay calm here all right Let's Stay Together he can't fire us all as he going to go out of business that's right I said one of us go we all go power to the people stick together they tried that in La ain't seen a black sitcom since all right here we go people all right Dana stick together all I was going to say is Dana flipped the switch to off so we can be close and lock the door so we can talk okay what excuse me now continuing here um Delante oh man I knew it man all right all right now I can say what I really feel about you you you stupid corny joke telling lassi Jr baldheaded no Sho shining man I stuck with you for 5 years Man 5 years man I could have made some more money somewhere else but you know loyalty are you finished now I'm done I was going to say you've been with me the longest so I can't let you go you know what I'm going to make a note about this little Outburst all right no they you they just jokes you know we I love you you already send the half my face now Kiki what's up huh you got to say Kiki huh what you say um Calvin I'm sorry brother but because of health reasons I'm going have to let you go but but Floyd I thought I was doing a good job it's clean you are you are doing a good job I'm sorry I have to let you go man so is this about the Boda bottle I found in your Shan kit look baby it's me I said I wouldn't say anything no it's not about that but I'm feeling a whole lot better about my decision look sorry man okay what if I what if I come up with a plan where you can afford to keep me then can I stay sure sure but until then you have to go okay fine fine I'm leaving hey I know I know I know Kiki I'm going to miss you guys too no I was just going to say I'm glad you leaving cuz you had one more get in to park in my parking spot and I was going to have to use that blade y'all be Breezy it's always the post office [Music] hey hey the party is popping hey what up Kevin Kevin you talk to M yep what would he say he said he's still mad and he's not coming out well tell him that I said he is missing a great party it's popping up in here oh where is it maybe we all can go what you talking about look this is a great yeah I guess it is starting a little slow slow man this part's whack I'll be in my room if anything jumps off H well you know what you go tell Malik that I said if you don't get his butt out here right now okay well uh I'll tell him that but what about you I know you having a good time this party is wack I have more fun standing in line at a DMV Malik was right so I guess I'm not going to get far the year on this one huh oh no no no who died no one this is Malik's birthday party man this party is whack keevin I need your help now I need to liveen this thing up yeah I'm baby need some coffee or something can you help me out man well for a small fee I can have this party jumping in no time how much you talk well that depends how bad you want Malik to forgive you all right let's do it there you go man pay to the fourth power At Your Service yeah y'all going need to hyping up cuz Pooky and peanuts Party Planet service is here to drop it offing from Bankhead to Buckhead that Elder Riverdale we make it happen we keeps the party cracking wait ho ho ho I ain't sweated this much since I parted with a um R par now no no no what's up everybody what's going on C hey wait where you been man I thought you supposed to be thinking of a way to save your job oh well I had to save my cousin's birthday party and now I am here to save the shop it's what I do oh were there any cute boys at this party they're 13 you got any cute daddy look anyway I've come up with a plan to save the shop and my job all right Kevin what you got okay come on sit down I got I got a customer oh it's cool it's cool here wait all right we burn down the shop and collect the insurance money your daddy is the fire chief and you suggest something like that well that was cookie and Peanut's idea but I got my own idea check this out new uniforms for Dana and Kiki uh wait my Razor W who W whoo wo okay okay okay I got I got another idea better be good okay we get a 50in TV and a liquor license and every day at 2:00 we have happy haircut hour that way you can drink up while you get lined up sound good and that idea is jacked up next cevin you really didn't take me seriously did you bro I'm I'm sorry I had to let you go man hello no they didn't like any of my ideas what baby are you serious okay hold on hold on uh Floyd how about you make me a partner bro you don't know anything about the barber shop business all right and besides you can't even cut hair as good as Kiki no but I do have a woman that adors me Miranda just offered to give me the money to buy myself in so you take 50% and Miranda and I eacher take 25% oh you're doing math now look here there is no amount of money that you can offer me to take over this bit that much welcome to the B shop yeahoo that's a lot of money man and a la dance Too make sure she schedule appointment anyway you're fired you're fired the lante you can stay always my man okay somebody clean up please it's dirty in here bro we ain't got that money yet you might as well sit down somewhere Malik I just want you to know that I had a wonderful time really yeah I'll see you w school on Monday okay that's nasty I see you big dog oh that's my dude that's my dude right there man this look like another perfectly planned Pooky and peanut party man we did the thing hey man I guess I work here as finish playb man all right we appreciate it man but y'all got to pay up let me count this up do what you got to do oh oh no that's the police um look we got to go um get that back to the radio they need that for the morning show and we get the turntables is hot I don't know nothing I don't know nothing oh um well Dad uh you know I just want to you TL is going you can take all that bass out your voice serious though dad I do want to just uh say I am sorry about the way I acted earlier you know it actually turned out to be a really great party yes sure did P up here Jasmine go to [Laughter] bed go Jasmine go Jasmine Mal baby we just glad you had a good time with all your friends oh well we did it really was a good time I mean even if I did get a cell phone I got a kiss you got a kiss man and she pretty girl too yeah yeah yeah oh I do want to thank you cousin Calvin thank you oh no problem big dog yeah party over here there somebody phone uh yeah go ahead and get that man go ahead open that up that's for you man okay well thanks Dad I ain't the one you wanted but it's better than the house phone thank you I mean even after the way I acted today you still got me one they That's my boy thank you all right give me some love man all [Music] right hang up the phone Dad I'm on the phone with Taylor I said get off the phone boy t let me let me call you back real quick my dad tripping man you tripping this phone Bell is over $150 you got text messaging on here you got ringtones you got a call you made the Rancho C who do you know in Rancho C California Taylor was visiting her grandmother and you couldn't use the house phone I don't have any privacy on the house phone this boy here give me that [Laughter] say all the Privacy you Calvin Calvin Calvin Calvin you supposed to be helping me clean the garage Calvin okay I'm play like that and I guess it's tea time here we are we're after lazy son Country Club this shot requires a little care H if he hits are too soft he won't even get close if he hits are too hard C could lose a few Teeth Let's watch H I knew it I knew it was too quiet what what are you doing what are you doing what checking my club get up what what what happened oh my goodness give me that stop trying to use me for putting practice what that's your mama ell Woods Curtis Calvin you fell asleep I guess so I am so sorry ever since Calvin has been working this two jobs he can barely keep his eyes open I mean yesterday he almost fell asleep when we were making this is a public golf course thank you making breakfast Mr pain he almost burned himself see there I told Calvin this was going to be too much bringing in a few extra dollars Curtis is not worth his health cuz you cannot spend money when you're dead true you know what you and Calvin really need to make sure you get your wheel together I SP my name last C to the U to the r Calvin baby wake up Calvin well looks like we're playing [Applause] [Music] through hey baby H there's two pieces of salami in the fridge can you make me a sandwich before I go how about something else yeah yeah yeah and and that bag of chips chips and that grape soda oh grape soda um that that you you ate the glass of the salami that would have been good too I'm sorry I'm eating for two well I'm eating for one person with two jobs how about I make you a PB and Jet okay fine uh oh um change your plans how about I just make you a PB okay PB that'll work um about that whole sandwich part we don't have any bread what do we have okay we have baby food we have a ketchup packet we have a a jar of Fish Grease and some broken drinks we can you put some mustard on them dreams well we're out of mustard baby why why did you go grocery shopping baby well because when you go grocery shopping and you check out they ask for money okay fine I get paid tonight I I'll make a deposit how much is in the bank account how much is your check well 280 about 265 overdraft please baby overdraft I think it's time we just ask your parents for help no no I'm a grown man and I'll handle my problems just like any other grown man ignore them beautiful okay okay okay everybody be quiet be quiet Janine interview is coming back on I'm so proud of you baby thank you so a scandal like this could potentially Rock the Atlanta fire department you know it's for people to recognize that Maxine bannon's Behavior was in no way a reflection on hardworking men and women of the Atlant fire department that's so M pay what you're saying is is that you're hoping that this won't reflect negatively on the fire department in any way me these people the lives on the line day in and day out so yes we're definitely hoping that that is the case thank thank you yes okay so hey hey Ella hey baby how you doing uh yeah I'm I'm I'm the exire chief former fire chief of uh the beautiful city of Atlanta I was a a public servant so obviously we have someone joining us who claims to know about the corruption oh not claiming I know about it baby I'm The Mastermind behind the operation catch a skake this interview has just been concluded for your time really ass is there anything else you'd like to add uh yes I would remember kids um it's it's it's uh skates come in all forms and they're very dangerous they could be your aunt it could be your sister it's a lot of y'all Mas I know you but uh they can strike it anytime and that's just something you need to know about skank I think this interview is over it's a r thank you yeah please tell me you didn't just tell me that that is not you yes it is he took over the entire interview you know what I hope they edit you out because that so rude we this was live television that means people going to see it next week us what happened to low profile that is just embarrassing no that's called a PSA a pain Service Announcement jine I am so sorry but leave it to Curtis pay to steal somebody's 15 minutes of fame baby baby please she got about 6 minutes left well I'm proud of baby you did your thing with that media thank you and I'm not surprised that the fire department made you assistant public relations director I am oh c Janine can find a positive in any situation please find a positive in me being fired after 32 years of service okay all right um early retirement programs ensure the longevity of the department and create additional funding to better serve the commity bam that's my baby public relations Guru look they stabed me in the back no no no no they implemented incentives for you to explore other career opportunities explore other career opportunities sheo how about they humiliated me at my retirement roast no no that was a celebration of an illustrious career what else you got so come on come on ctis Curtis can't pass a drug test game over go get something to drink uh oh now she's drinking tea below the Bel that hey are you laughing no it was low yes he is if the pipe fit smoke it that's your H laughing right there I call me off guard Hi H little baby I there baby mama listen I brought you some leftovers thank you you're welcome oh oh this place looks lived in I Know M please excuse the mess I am so tired of cleaning up after that boy oh please toddlers can be a handful uh I'm talking about his daddy that was going be a handful too Miranda are you going to eat all the food oh I'm sorry did you want some I'm just so hungry Miss Ella well baby let me go I can cook you a few meals if you don't mind me going into your refrigerator and you have nothing in your refrigerator it's ketchup baby food and is that Fish Grease Calvin's going to bring some um some food home on his way home from work he's going to go the grocery store oh okay then I will call him and give him a little list of things that I want to prepare you can pick it up for me Miranda there's no doubt on yeah um you know we just do cell phones around here there's really no use in having you know three lines okay Miranda is everything okay you know do you and Calvin need some help no Miranda listen to me listen Miranda if you do not eat then your baby does not eat this hella refine right that's why you tearing that chicken up wait wa wait wait wait wait hello hello I mean wait one moment thank you hey baby no no no I'm just saring with your mom having a bite to eat oh that's good what okay baby baby I'm I'm on my way okay Mella I gotta go no no no no Junior I mean Calvin you have to get but I I can't drive calm down okay what is it what is going on Calvin has got an accident at work and he is at the emergency room and I have to go now okay well okay listen if he called then he's okay calm down now I'll get Calvin junr and I will take you to the hospital P it on there you go that's how you do that okay here we go just just sit down baby and take the weight off your ankle okay all right go ahead you got it put it right up here okay ow ow ouch you you grabbing it wrong tell me and your son again how you spraying your ankle at a job where you sit down all day I told you I stepped in a pothole a pothole doing what gin Curtis he told you chasing a truck you know I think it's crazy that they let you chase dangerous criminals with a whistle and a flash I ain't got no whistle what I'm going to do with a whistle is that chicken can I have some maybe you could whistle for help how about that starts getting crutch Curtis please let's just all be grateful that he didn't get shot that good so how much stuff did they get away with oh not that much just just a couple pieces of equipment oh it's some much shovels hammers that sort thing no more like dump trucks and stuff like that where the hell was you dadd when they was robbing the pl don't you say that to your daddy that's your father I I I was man in my station Calvin didn't the arms go off yeah that's what woke me up daddy you were sleeping through the robbery I told you don't do that to him no just the first part the second part was high Pursuit is that when the pothole took you out look anyway the doctor said I had to stay off my ankle for the next two weeks I know that's some crazy stuff ain't it he stay off his ankle well you do that I'm going to go sell this story to America's dumbest security guards no no no baby hey big boy hey Curtis you need to stay here baby I have a midterm later today I know we're fine image see baby they're F and I got to go to the house I got stuff I got to do Curtis Calvin is H she is due in a minute and this baby cannot help them they need some help everybody buy your head right now by your heads L jior father God right now we come to you we ask in your name that you would bless this family make them safe it is name and it is done look at that they got hello on their head and Calvin Miranda and Calvin J are going to come home with me to your house no you know I hate it when you do this I really hate this I know if it gets worse when you get older I'm almost stay I'm almost stay I'm tell you right now I don't do diapers I don't do bed pants and I don't do C-sections and I get to hold the remote look at that oh you got to be kidding me oh my God you low down half up you out of your mind this girl got to be out of her mind where is everybody about to miss my bus hey Miss will what's going on this hea think she's engaged to Big Papa everybody in Atlanta know big papa is married with kids I should snatch a wig off my damn s why would anybody wait what's going on here what's going on in this house oh nothing can I have my check fine twins are napping Malik did his homework and he's over at Kevin's house can I have my check yes May me miss my bus one more thing your husband is going to be mad at you when he gets home why didn't you forget something got your check right here Janine you forgot to pick up Jasmine that and my check at the bus stop chassie baby I'm so sorry I forgot no no no no no no it's okay Mom I could have taken the Leonia 118 Bus to the 323 jumped on the west line and been home in only 3 hours you should take some of those memory pills I take what are those things called it out them Miss Willam one legged Larry said h l who oh yeah and he also said he wanted his 20 bucks no no one leg Larry I'm going have no 20 um we'll we'll discuss that later Jazzy why don't you go get washed up for dinner okay I'm sorry allor right mommy loves you love you too Mom baby I mean is is this what it's going to be what you going to forget next it's twins doctor's appointment no I already feel bad enough this was a one time thing can you cut me a little slack here you know how hard I've been working at the at the new job and I be the problem what are you trying to say well maybe that this new position isn't really going to work out maybe you should help out a little bit more I just picked up the daughter that you left outside what else do you want me to do I don't know maybe you could be a little bit more supportive I mean what happened to the guy that was here I'm my back yesterday we might just need to talk about the job or we might not because if you want to talk about me quitting there's nothing to talk about because I'm not quitting my job pop are you okay back there it doesn't take that long to change a diaper you know Danger this baby is not a human this part baby p a horse oh stinky stinky stinky stinky Mr pain stinky stinky hey Pop Can you can you help me I got to go to the bathroom please I just barely changed him I'm definitely not going to help you change ever again in life trust me Miranda you up it's painful I'm sorry baby I'm sorry just rock back and forth okay rock and get up get listen I'll help you baby I'll help you okay all right go like this like that not like that oh that's great now the blimps don't help the gamper r back and forth and get up all right come on here we go here we go here we go sotic look baby calv you go over there and teach your mom and daddy how to walk my go ahead pops lean With It Rock with it yes Mr P you can do it Calvin Juni help your granddaddy figure out how to get up out the chair just smack it real quick open door open door there we go hold that a SP baby boy baby look at that smile at me not how you doing I'm fine what are you doing sitting here watching a new show so you think you can stand come on baby I'm trying to go to the bathroom and Pops won't help me there it is you are supposed to be helping them that's it come on Miranda Calvin you're going over to our house don't move in with us no yes no you cannot stay here and help yourself no I would rather lie here unconscious and have pops help me you heard that you heard what he said no he on my side he just said it he on my side you know what you are a wonderful granddad but you suck as a nurse did you hear that I know what we're going to do what we going to do said Do no no no no we already pln it we going to my house and we going to watch my TV we going to watch my cable hey come on let's go kid say here this I can't take you with me I can take you okay now he said I can take you try to stop me don't give me my baby back ow ow ow you okay you okay you just stood up it hurt it don't hurt voila you're cured my work here is done baby I'll see you later anybody hungry me help momy come on help Grand mommy this way right there come here grandma here see right here come on come on so what happens when your mama forgets to pick you up again uh take the 41 12 to Glenwood and then take the 112 to the cater unless juice is driving but is always 12 minutes late don't talk to the man selling Bean pies because those are not beans there you go and what do you ask your mama next Friday if I'm busy where is Miss Willam Mina's check good girl come on in come on in where family where the family look who we found yeah I already saw Malik oh you saw Malik yeah did you see her hey st stop stop hi you remember me how could I forget you right I am a little hard to forget there you are yeah CJ home he'll be here any minute but he got something want to tell you good finally what is it no he went away okay Miss Ella what well what what are you doing here oh I just came by did you cook dinner or no I figured I would do that over here yeah that's a good idea bab I'll do that that's a good idea excuse me I just finished cooking for the twins oh you did well we'll eat whatever you get no we'll just see what you have in the fridge yeah all right Curtis I see uh glutenfree form raised something like butter coconut sugar uh almond butter almond flour oh here we are avocados avocados are delicious he's ready to go that's good though avocados oh or delicious yeah we going to start with all that other tur sugar I going to say sugar never mind I just make something when CJ gets here at my house is anybody going to tell me what's going on well he wants to tell you I'll tell you no you will not yes I will you for something get sugar in it you won't be telling her anything that right there is nothing good in that refrigerator I know that's right who all took all the good out of your food can somebody just please tell me what's going on well why don't we just wait until CJ gets here yeah yes no I don't like this but you sure ain't going to like what mie going to say next did you see how that girl jumped up when you said delicious you said delicious and then dug in your pocket I'm sorry let me see if it work again avocados are delicious that's her that's her that's who that's who [Music] so is no one going to tell me what's going on oh I want to tell you no no no no you're not no you're not he wants to tell you no Malik wants to tell you no that'll ruin it fine call CJ I will s oh no need there he is M hi CJ hey CJ a so is it our night to do Sunday dinner no no n we don't want any of that grass-fed raw food stuff come on sit down what's going on your son is here and he got something to tell you he's supposed to be at school mhm yeah I know but but he's not Malik and Lisa are here in the miror Lisa Lisa oh Lord have you seen her yes where you see her first I know where I saw her first where did you see her first avocados are delicious I can't keep my eyes off of her C I'm not playing with you try me one more time please keep trying me who Delicious keep it up Curtis well it's a good thing you didn't Big D me 20 years ago cuz then I at the club eat avocados cuz avocados are delicious you are old enough to be her granddaddy I'll be a happy Granddaddy and I die eat avocados too much too much too much now you do know one thing though don't avocados are delicious and I bet these cookies are too uh-uh did you just put that back feel like I'm chewing bricks I just made those you just made them yes like in 2020 as in 20 minutes before you guys walked in for what for my children they love them that's what's wrong with your children I you stop talking about our healthy food choices I ain't never had a a bite a healthy food and look at me I'm the picture of here in the museum baby that ain't a good argument I'm just saying don't say just hush but but tell me something what is Lisa doing here let's ask Lisa oh yeah hold up where you going we coming in with you oh we wouldn't miss it for the world why you going to support Malik oh this real [Laughter] bad come on baby hello son dad hey how you doing I'm all right oh that's a good question how are you doing H if you don't dad you you remember Lisa yeah I remember Lisa I remember Lisa too how are you I'm good that's a good question she good she real good Uncle Curtis huh I got this okay then can you get to it somebody please tell me what's going on okay well um Malik Curtis be quiet son stand up baby mom dad I know the both of you love me what is he doing excuse us I can't help me and I know that both of you are really proud of me yes not for long Curtis do not talk anymore Ella I can't help it you know how black people got to talk to the screen we are not on screen really Slim what are you trying to say please I just don't want you two to be mad at me what could possibly make us mad at you what I'm about to tell you I think you can give it a try let's see if you can make him mad put your heart into it boy like you put your back into it you was making that Curtis almost did it would you just tell him I'm getting to it all right well get to it already please somebody tell me don't have baby tell them well Lisa's pregnant ain't she cute she's okay CU she's going crazy baby H where you going left something on the stove yeah she's going to get her gluten-free scream oh God she took that well yeah think yeah I'm going to help your mother well say something I'll be right back you don't think they happy about the baby they making room for it hey not now Curtis hey I'm enjoying this I don't knowbody about but I'm enjoying it what are you talking about this is not funny I didn't say it was funny but I'm enjoying it Uncle Curtis what no no Janine everything that you put me through Janine CJ now it's coming back on you I've been waiting to get even with you could you just stop it no this is so much fun to witness all these years I've been wanting to get even and now here we are and and look at God Ella can you please get your husband no please you can about please take it I don't want it please come on Curtis come on no you listen to me listen me Ella this is the Bible be serious Ella it's in the Bible can't get no more serious in that Ella what are you talking about oh you need to read Ella Steve Jobs 8 8 through 31 it said you do unto your parents and it's going to do it unto you tell me didn't say it Curtis tell me it didn't say it it didn't say it baby you've got to read the Bible before you can quote the Bible and that's not even a quote mayab I been trying to read it put me to sleep can you please take him so we can talk God is so good yes he is now now do you see how he work that thing see how that thing f y'all be blessed so yeah he's right about what the Bible come on now you know he don't know the word this is crazy I ain't ready to be no grandfather look at me I'm looking at you and baby huh you know what you were slim and now you got the the thing yeah listen what you more beautiful than the day I met you I know this is a mess yeah but but but but we got married and I was pregnant with Malik but you wasn't on no pole I definitely was on no pole but I did have my own set of issues I know and we made it through them with the whole family the whole everybody listen we was looking for you yeah okay I'm I'm sorry but we did okay so what are we going to do we going to go out here mhm and we're going to support our son in his decisions right I love you love you give me some more you know if I got to go through this mhm I'm so glad I got you by my side I feel the same way come on said I like her yes Dad look your mom and I just had talk this about to be good it's going to be good we stand with you what some right here Hur it now you know what you have gone way too far now all I said was sugar we raised you best we could and it was Uncle Curtis that showed us that uh this is what it is and we should stay calm wait what wait what I mean you telling us that everything that we put you through and the only way that we got through it was with you onella and we want to be that for you more wow Dad thanks I'm extremely disappointed in you so am I hold up why y'all disappointed this like natural stuff don't y'all have five of them and they like natural stuff yes but we had hoped that Malik would be married I don't believe in marriage you didn't know that she did not believe in marriage yes yes she dropped that little nugget last time she was here oh carry on I'm glad we got this all worked out now I got to go to work where you work at now the ladies then that's where you at now yep I ain't been to that yes you have I see you there the hell you did yes I did no you didn't don't y have a cold or something oh that's right you did that's your bad your bad I'll be back on Saturday I don't get up till about 3: in the afternoon though so wait whoa whoa Saturday yeah I'm bringing my stuff for what uh he ain't tell you we moving in hallelujah hallelujah this you know what no he did not tell us that yeah wait honey let me ask you something what's up so you are going to work as a stripper and you pregnant yeah I got to make this money baby before this baby ruin is figure and what a figure it is I'm so sick of you all right I'll see y'all um come on Malik I got to go I going to go for let me get it you see him you see him did he leave yes all right Dad I'll be back and then we can talk okay son I love you all yeah I love you too love you so Uncle Curtis just left you for the stripper he got 30 seconds to get back in here one two hey baby well now I can't believe it me either I thought when you all were young things were bad but the the world is different now tell me about it I mean we can't let her keep stripping no you leave that girl alone she got a dream too Curtis you got one more time sorry baby see y'all later bye bye-bye get the door Curtis something wrong with your hands yeah something wrong with my hand she mad you remember something wrong with my hand she mad at you I should have done that no h up I got one more time you in trouble so we going to be grandparents yeah looks that way wow yeah yeah this is crazy Malik was just a little baby Jasmine daon Caleb who we don't like H and this boy with the stripper oh I O we don't like her and we trying to do the right thing yeah yeah baby I want you to know that I mean this so strong I'm the the bottom of my heart mhm she ain't moving in here bab I said what I said okay okay okay okay all right hope I don't sound crazy but I don't know her I don't want her moving in here neither cuz she'd be walking around in negl and stuff I would think I was why would that be what you think of I'm just saying when you live someplace that's what they be you know you you you know what I'm saying to get in the shower keep going baby you know this your house you're the only one for me you did ask me to buy extra avocado that was for milkshakes cuz avocados are delicious [Music] yeah Mom look I won't be able to make it back home until next weekend I'm trying to earn some extra credit by teaching English oh well thank you for being proud of me are you proud enough to buy me a car hello guess [Applause] not what's up man you must be Malik I'm Flash didn't really notice yeah sorry I'm late man but uh kind of got tied up you know what I mean know what you mean but do you know what it means to f a class nope well you will if we don't start studying y man you catch a game last week yeah they showed your touchdowns on the top 10 really which one was it all 10 to call me flash man you give me one tiny opening and I'm gone you ever play any ball I played a little bit in high school yeah what you play I usually play sick you get it play sick it was a joke I don't get it okay there you go let's start studying so you can pass this test you read out loud and I'll follow along you can read a little louder yeah you know what man uh students that usually work with me they read to me so I can get it well you retain better if you read yourself so go ahead athletes every year you should come I Le think we should just be studying you going to be at a party tonight if I leave now I can get a [Applause] [Music] shower we want all our public officials to be engaged in this effort yeah I agree coming up with a new public relations program really shouldn't be this hard it shouldn't be but it is what about uh saving communities firefighters for the people that's close Okay um what about first there first de care we could highlight the many communities that have been saved by the heroic efforts of firefighters I love thank you that's why I thought about it don't play no I'm I'm just playing around baby I'm glad you thought that thank you councilman Howard now how about I call you back when we work out the details sounds good way to go P thank you was talking to me talking to meing to me you better go ahead what's I got some on my face yeah a it's a little little higher higher right by your lip by hit harder did I get it get the hell away from me ain't nothing on my face either no no so what brings you down here oh yeah I make breakfast you know y'all was pulling some long nighter so great I'm starving where is it well I'm stuck in traffic with remote Janine came up with a great new public relations campaign first there first to care highlights the heroic efforts of firefighters in the community that's good I like that that's good now all we got to do is submit it and find the perfect spokesperson yeah he has to be a former firefighter yeah he needs to be strong somebody Brave hasn't been in great shape well maybe not maybe not so great a shape um you know we still want him to look like an everyday man oh good I don't know where we're going to find that kind of person I don't know where we are going to find that kind of do Uncle Curtis yes what you know someone no come on I'm just kidding you'd be the perfect spokes person really yeah maybe we can submit him at the top of the list stop playing really yeah really uh would you do it I think about it how your people call my people it's a mess you got to get going get your tie knock him dead handsome that's me that's you got [Music] it I promise you I'm going to call you delete hey flash what's up man what's up man that party was tight and that was tame compared to the last one hey whose crib was that one of the alarms man oh is that the one who gave you the car uh what car must be nice getting all those things just because you can run and catch a ball hey you can run I fly that's why I'll be playing on Sunday that's going to be tight man all right well look we lost a day so turn to chapter 8 you read out loud and I'll follow along we got to go through this again through what nothing there are three types of in in intellectual intellectual beh behaviors man why you trying to embarrass me know I can't do this oh I didn't know yeah well now you do so go ahead and read it to me so we can get this over with wait if you don't know how to read then how' you get into college easy I got a 4.0 my 40 time fastest in the country but if you can't read then if I can't read I just have to be rich enough to pay somebody to read for me but what if that never happens are you crazy no problem no it's not my problem it's going to be your problem if you get out of here not knowing how to read don't nobody care about that bottom line if I play I pass don't you want to learn how to read I guess it would be cool so I can read bedtime stories of my kids one day well then talk to your coach I'm sure there's a reading program that they can get you into you think so yeah I know so and look man it'll pay off in the end be right man good looking out Malik yeah no problem just make sure you give me those season tickets when you go pro no [Music] doubt you sure you have tape in it this time all right in three two I'm standing in the home of former firefighter Curtis Payne he's flanked by our new fire commissioner Clarence pain the commissioner's unveiling his new campaign first there first to care so how does it feel to be the poster child for the new campaign aimed at restoring faith in our fire department well first of all I want to give uh glory to God who is the head of Ella's life my wife and uh I'm honored to be chosen as the department representative especially I lived it so is that why you nominated your uncle well this man embodies everything a firefighter is supposed to be he's a strong honest family man who's willing to go through the proverbial fire if it means saving a life and and and and my nephew here embodies a spirit of the department would not didn't say that so he's not perfect um no well let's just say everybody makes mistakes uh like when he closed the fire station uh well yeah you heard it Atlanta even the commissioner's uncle and spokesman for their new campaign believes he made a gross error in judgment resulting in the death of three people wait a minute I didn't say that all of Atlanta just heard you okay he did not mean that well of course you'd say that you're the commissioner's wife and cut cut camera man come on you're getting out of here you got to go right now that is not what he said we're all through here what I cannot believe that reporter wa you know that's not what I meant CJ this Ain s okay what just happened here [Music] baby oh so what's up flash what's up uh coach bar wanted to talk to you oh yes sir how's it going son how's it going fine good uh flash here just told me what you're trying to do for him and the rest of the coaching staff and I want to tell you how much we appreciate you looking out for him ah it's no problem I think everybody deserves a chance at a higher education we couldn't agree more our sto athlete deserves a chance to get the pros and according to these strict rules here outlined by the board of student athletes only way he's going to get to do that is m is a solution to every problem now since Malik took such an interest in your education he's going to help us out oh well there anything I can do sir good good that's why you're going to take that test for a flash the whole school is depending on you don't worry about it babe I got it hey residents listen if you continue calling and harassing us I'm going to call the police let me guess PTA nope the pastor again ever since that story ran the phones at work have been lit up with people want my head yeah I know I thought we put all that behind us yeah me too until Uncle Curtis had to open his mouth I'll get it no no I'll get it this time pay residents look I thought I told you to stop calling here harassing me and my family now you need to get a life hey you ain't got to talk to me like that I ain't got to talk to you at all CJ don't be like that I'm sorry be mad it's a character flaw I tend to get a little mad when people call me a screw up on National Television it's a local channel it ain't even playing in that many markets CJ you know that reporter caught me off guard he made me made you what tell the truth now you know stuff just it mean it thank you babe all the time really oh Cur if it were you would you have closed the fire station well answer the question baby yeah Curtis answer the question okay I'm going to answer the question okay no I wouldn't have Clos it but that's me see right out of the horse's mouth no that wait hold on hold on Who you calling a horse if the Hof fits oh you know what I'm going to let that slide I'm going to let that slide look no I wouldn't have made that decision but that's me CJ you are the perfect man for the job you have now thanks unle Curtis thanks to you I may not have that job much longer now we practic this at home and you come right over here and blow it he didn't say what he supposed to [Music] say oh man I really appreciate you seeing you take this test for me you are smart ain't you smart enough not to take this test oh man but you told Coach but no I didn't those are his words Co come on man I need this you need to learn how to read flash you don't think I'm trying it's not easy yeah neither is running over 200 lb linebackers but you do that don't you get it that stuff comes easy for me Malik this book stuff it's just another challenge I thought you football types like challenges and not like this come on you ruining everything I'm not doing anything I'm trying to help you you want to help me take the test it's not mine to take some for you turned out to be I know this negative publicity is not why you hired me it's actually the opposite of why I H HED you is there any way to spend this Sir with all due respect we are doing our best we've started shooting some footage of a day in the life of a fire commissioner hopefully streaming this online will regain the public support and show them the links we go to to keep them safe is your uncle involved no no he is as far away from it as possible get in here now I got to call you back get in here now you heard my husband you heard him what are you doing here being kidnapped no you're not he can leave at any time you got to get past me first good you be in here like this we going to set the record straight CJ is this even legal yeah of course it is when we drug him out of his car he volunteered the car now he's going to film me so that I can say what I really meant to say come on cameram man make it do what it do I love it when you talk G baby good evening I'm Ray Jameson and I'm at City Hall where I've been asked to recant an earlier story no you'll have to recant anything okay this report was nice enough to do a story on me being a point appointed the new spokesperson for the first D first to care campaign and I never finished so he is going to let him finish today hi Calvin hi Miranda hi kid okay thank you now during the last interview I was asked if I would have closed the fire station like my nephew your new fire commissioner and I answered no does he really think this is helping the truth is the City's budget required that that station be closed I mean he had no choice but you yourself said that your nephew made a mistake that you wouldn't have closed the station no you said he made a mistake I said I wouldn't have closed the station but that would have been for sentimental reasons and it would have been wrong what happened to that family was both tragic and unfortunate but no one would have ever thought something like that would happen okay no I'm not finished and now I want the people of Atlanta to know that your new fire commissioner felt terrible about those events and that's why he has dedicated his life to making sure we are all safe and I don't know about you but as for me I can tell you I sleep a whole lot better knowing that this man is on the job yeah I'm done all right cut it well I hope you're satisfied I know I am so what's to keep me from just been recording this whole thing and that it would give me nothing but joy to stream this online I'm sure it would go viral so I have one question for you do you feel lucky [Music] punk I have a mind to kick you out of the school do you know what you did no but I'm sure you're going to tell me you just run a man's ability to feed his family I don't know what you're talking about after your little attack of conscious we found another person to take Flash's test for him but he wouldn't let her good for him he's been cutting practice short all week he's probably so depressed he's tur into drugs because that's what we do that's what guys like flash do now don't be dumb you know football is the only chance he has of becoming anything well I don't believe that you're the only one who doesn't you know your little uh false hope just ruined all of our chance I mean all of his chances what's going on flash we were just talking about you yeah I heard look I'm better leave you too alone hold up Malik I want you to hear this look I thought about what you said I decided to work a little harder my pops worked with me I studied I took my test I'm sorry son we can find another way and I got a C you got a C see look man it's going to take a while for me to get that reading thing down if I can memorize a Playbook I can memorize anything that's good man I'm proud of you you know for the you should be touch me man I heard what you said I was just looking out for you he was looking out for for you so what are you going to do now quit football you're an athlete correction I'm a student athlete emphasis on student I'll be at practice soon as my tutor decides to release me congrats man it's [Music] great there are three types of intellectual Behavior now you're really a superstar man I couldn't have done it without you hi I'm doc sha and I play Malik pain or House of Pain according to UNICEF nearly 1 billion people will enter the 21st century unable to read a book or sign their names one child in four grows up not knowing how to read and these children are three to four times more likely to drop out of school in later years as a community we must make education our number one priority to make reading a part of your family Lifestyles strive to read to your children 20 minutes every day it's never too early and never too late to learn a read e for

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Length: 141min 36sec (8496 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 21 2024