The Yolk is not a whole piece No more eggs My God! Honey,breakfast! Honey,breakfast! Han & egg,dumplings! Congee! Coffee! These are mine!Chinese donuts and sandwich! It's ready,honey! That piece of news was funny! Why so funny? It says there was a snake at Sap See Heung! Are you insane? I haven't started! The snake was crawling along the road! Crawling... It saw another snake, it bit the tail of the other snake And the other snake would not surrender! So it bit the tail of the first one. I know, this snake bit the tail of the other And the other bit the tail of the first one. And the two of them ate each other. It's really funny! No, the fat snake swallowed the thin one. My paper hasn't got it here? Let me have a look! It's really not here, wouldn't it be arissed out You are biased, why don't i get it? I'm not biased, I don't deliver the newspapers! You can't deny, I have been in the family for years, I never have my rights in this house! Yes, you have, I always treat both of you the same. Don't deny it. You always wear what she gives, What about those I gave you? You bought me undies, I can't wear them on top. The crispy chips taste bad! Her dumping was on the floor! What? I sprayed some insect sprays on the floor yesterday. You wanna murder me! I know, start from the day she came, The two of you wanted to murder me and then she can... Have all of you! He won't let you die! You are like the (Spring Mattress) good to sleep on You...you are like the steamed dumpings! You fat bun! You ravioli! You turnip pudding! You chicken crawls. You fatty cake! You...! You...! shut up, both of you! People will mistake that we run a restaurant! It's a historical problem for me to have two wives. We leave it to time to solve it. The lawyer wants to see as this morning! He said we have technical problem on immigrating, That's what we have to solve together! Finish it, quick, then we go together! We just leave it! Let's go then! What date is today? It's Wednesday! The U.S. government doesn't recognize the ching laws Even if the consulate approve you the visa. The Judiciary will accusat you of bigamy. You can't take care of both of them! In 1962, I brought the two of them to Hong Kong! And I can't leave neither one of them behind. You are a lawyer, you know how to work it out. If you can't, how can you be a lawyer! Mr. Chan, you should have an idea! Yes, I have some idea... but... Either one of your wives has to sacrifice. What to sacrifice? Ask a friend with a green card to marry one of them. Then divorce after settling, And your wife be yours again. Damn! Well, I have said nothing! How dame you to say that. How can you have such idea as a lawyer. Turn around! Sit properly! Stand up! Band and touch your toes. I can't touch my toes! Try harder! Doc., I can touch my toes now! Good! Miss Ng, Mr. Chow will come on next Wed. Mr. Chow, please wait outside. Miss Ng, any other patients out there? No, Mr. Chow is the last one! Can I knock off now! OK! Miss Ng! Where is the tex return? I have sent it back! And the Medical Association. I've replied them and told them you'll give a speech Dr. Chow, Mr. Lau is here! How are you pal? Hi, Richard! Miss Ng, you can go now? Yes! Have a date with your boyfriend? No! No, then make yourself a good meal. I have to keep the dog! I was late last time, then the floor was... Well, you should go back now, bye! Dr. Chow, what would you like tomorrow? Anything, except congee, rice rolls, Ham and egg, bacon, sausages, Sandwich, burgers, whatever you say! Where can you find such a nurse? That means I am easy going. If not, she won't work here for 8 years! Well, where have you been? To see the lawyer! What did he say? Not problem for me! Yours two wives have problem. Yes. I have something to discuss with you. Do you want to stay single for your life? I think so? I am happy as a bachelor! I've dates whenever I like, be alone whenever I want Why get married? But you will have conpenion! Do you keep a cow for milk? So you don't want to get married? Right, why do you ask me? Well, marry one of my wives to help me. Help me, I am trying to migrate! And I can't take the both of them. You are a U.S. citizen! You take one of my wives there, then divorce my wife And I marry my own wife again. The three of us reunite again! Are you crazy? Its my share tonight, help me! I have a date tonight! I beg you! I beg you not to ask me! Let's go, today is done! It's so easy to help me! Break it! Hello, May! Do you know everytime you buy me roses, I'll be happy all day. Just for one day? Yes! Flowers will wither away after one day. Let me teach you! Put two aspirins in the water, they last longer. Will it work? Is it better? I have been thinking for a whole day. What would you like? Red wine? No red wine, white, on the rock. Thank you! May! You look beautiful! Really? May, I think people will be jealous! Richard, what if... If what? What if we get married! What's wrong? I want to know how much time it takes to ground. Are you alright? I am fine! Should we get married? Well, it's a good idea! But, in fact! As a matter of fact! What are you talking about? To speak frankly! I am married and have a wife. How come I don't know? Because you didn't ask and I forgot to tell you! But I want to leave her long ago. But I just can't do it. And you can leave me? Of course I can't! She can't compare with you! She just an ordinary woman! She only interests in me and I am her happiness. And you are my happiness too! I know, but my wife... What about her? She's got cancer! And she's from a rich family. And I was a poor student. Her family objected our marriage and she left home. She halped me finish my osteopathy course. And we thought we could have a good time, But then, she has got cancer! And will die sooner or later, but don't know when. She turned to be not tempered, she's cool as ice. Our love is gone, it never returns! But I am so passionate! How can I leave her now! I can only remain the same! I have to stay with her. May, goodbye! You are a greatman! I'll be with you no matter what. May, leave me please! I can only be with you for 3-4 hours. Have a meal, see a movie, go to the island! Still I have to hurry back to my wife! Richard, it doesn't matter! Really doesn't matter! You're more important, if you can be with everyday. I am happy if only for a couple of hours. Really? I won't ruin your family! But I'm selfish, I need you a short while daily, O.K? That's fine, but it's unfair to your! It's unfair to your as a matter of fact! A little bit, but love is a many splendid thing. What's the time? What program? TVB, it's 10:15 p.m. 10:15 p.m. Bill...! Who invented the light bulbs? Eder... Eder Tar, you fool! Of course I know! Aren't going out? Bill, what's the progress of our migrant application? Mr. Chan was right on this! What did he say? I have Richard to talked. I asked him to marry either of you. And get divorce over there, then marry me again. That's crazy, I won't do it! Marry him and then marry you again. I will marry three times? Right, even though it's false marriage. But if he denies and won't divorce. Then I have to live with him. It's good for you, you die for it! I only sacrifice for the family! But it's unfair to Bill! You are the best choice to do it! You... Don't cross the line! Don't help her! If you come over. And Bill will be mine for the whole week. You skinny thing, can you live that long? How can you say that? Bill, she is so wicked-hearted! Bill know that you are wicked hearted. You knew I made him some jin Sang tonic. And you gave him some turnip tonic instead. And you, you know him can't stand the fan. But you put the fan in front of his bed. Bill, sneeze! Billy, show her your ugly expression! You sneeze, come on! Show her! Bill! Bill, where are you going? To collect the rent! It's the beginning of the month again! Keep the money safely! Come back soon, I make you some soup! Right, I make you some soup too! Come back soon! I know! Who are you looking for? Is Miss Siu Chui Luen here? Boss, come in... come in...! I show you something nice! New arrivals from Japan, have a seat. Have a banana! Make yourself comfortable! Who are you? Who told you to come here? No one told me, I come here once a week. I come to get the rent. Get the rent! Ask him to wait, I am paying the newspaper charge. Wait a minute! Pay the newspaper charge in there? Of course in there! We have to put on such posters. They want us poor men dead, who will deal with us! I have to prepare the beanspront to help paying! The newspaper charge and maintenance fees. And all other fees! I think she is paying you the same way. Have you finished? Takes so long! I need two more magazines next month! How much? What how much? How much money for rent? $1200.00! $1200.00, newspaper charge is $200 and do once! Maintenance fee is $400 and do it twice. And $1200.00 to do it six times! 6 times?! Wait till the magazine man comes out! I am sorry, I don't have time. Some deny having a wife! And you admit having a wife while having none. Men should have their way of life! The women will not understand. It's good to lie to her! One more game! No, I have to meat my wife. Still a little bit of time, we bet something. Good, what to bet? Do you believe I can get four balls at a time? Of course not! $1000.00 stake! Thank you! It's enough for me and my wife for one night! You are leaving after taking the money! Right, I got to go now. Well $1000.00 more!! I can get four balls at a time too. I believe you can! Bill, just come? Are you leaving? Yes! Are you staying? Of course, otherwise I won't sit here! What about the case? Which case? About my wife? I said no! Are we really pals! I just can't help you! You are cold-blooded animal. Do you know what you are? What am I? You are a bigamous animal! You don't help me? Mr. Chow, do you still want to play? No! Wait! Do you think I can get four balls at a time! Not practical, I say I get six! Six? If you can, I pay for the dinner I decide which restaurant. O.K.! What if you can't? Then you are the boss! O.K.! That's decided! You can't reverse it! You were Lucky! Lucky? That's skill! I was called Extort Bill before marrying. You were lucky, hold it! Where to eat tonight? My home! Are you kidding? We said that I am boss, right? 7:00 p.m. tonight. Lau! Mr Chow, one more game? No more! Let's have a bet of $10.00! Do you believe I can get six balls at a time? I do! Today is Thursday, this way! You are so late, the food is cold! Do your wives agree on this? It's O.K., Nancy, Patsy, Dr. Chow is here! Mrs. Lau, did you put on weight. She loses weight lately! Have a seat! Mrs. Lau, you've lost a lot of weight. She has put on some! Have some soup. we are of the same family sooner or later! What same family? I didn't agree! Right, who told you to decide? It's our own problem to migrate It doesn't concern anybody else? I think of the sake of the three of us. So I ask Richard to help! Mrs. Laus, I didn't agree! Lau, don't count me in! You are not helping at all! How can I? If she won't divorce me? What? It won't happen. Just choose one! Choose! How can I choose! What are you talking about? What choose? He means that both of you are good! It's hard to decide. Right...! It's not difficult, take Patsy! She looks like a carton of milk. Healthy and hygienic, choose her! No, I think Nancy is better! She's good tempered, and well mannered. The councilor will say you are a perfect match! She is better! No, she's better...! I am devil, I am worse! Dr. Chow, she's so good to admit she's bad! Dr. Chow, frankly speaking. Speaking. Frankly speaking? Yes! Both of you are devil! It's fine..., have some soup Good! Don't give him any soup! Give him some urine. Urine is not enough,he likes shit. Richard is our guess, not your husband. I poison him if he's my husband! If I were your husband, synide is too slow. You...! You know it by tonight! God, how can I spending the night? How do I know! You wait Damn! I have to sleep on the floor. So, why get married! I share my bed with nobody! And you have no where to sleep with two beds. Patsy, open the door please! I beg you, open the door! May, it's Richard! Are you awake?! Yes! I am coming to see you. What about your wife? Wife? She is in the shower! What if she can't find you later? That's O.K.! Why? Because I use to jog with the dog every night! Really? Great! But don't push yourself too hard! I won't, it's O.K. if I return in an hour. Wait a minute! Honey, I go jogging with the dog, be back soon! Well, see you later, May! Nancy, Patsy won't open up! Lau, do you have sports wear? No, but fatty has! It will do! Lucky it's not washed! Do you have a dog? Come on! Be good, eat quicker, Richard! 8 years happy days! You haven't really looked at me except the first time. You think I am transparent. Or perhaps you have been working too hard! Well, I won't blame you! Miss Ng!! Dr. Chow, please wait! I was jogging, but then ends up here! Can I come in? Of course! You really have a dog? Yes! What's the name? Is it obedient? Richard, it's name is Peter! He's really good! Are you having noodles? Yes, have you eaten? No! Oh, I had rice before! Don't worry, I'll help myself. It's boring jogging alone? Yes, will you jog again later? Yes, but I need a companion. Finish it, we go together. It's not so boring. Jogging is good for your health! Dr. Chow, I'll be quick! Peter, hurry! Leave it, let's have super after jogging! Miss Ng! I am coming! I am ready, I am coming! Miss Ng, I take Peter for a jog! How...? I'll be back in couple of hours! Am I really transparent? Come Peter! Come on, hop in...! Sit... good boy! Come over! Don't block my way! May, open the door! Come up! It's a big dog! What's the name? Peter! Peter, come in! Your dog behaves well! Yes, he is obedient! Richard, are you tired? A little bit, I am O.K., as long as I can see you! Really, Richard? Good lad! No! Quick, get away... Go to the balcony, let's enjoy the view! Fix the dog! How is your wife? My wife? She's fine, I gave her an injection when I left. And I give her the dose when going back. I know how we can have more time together! How? I help you at your clinic! What? My clinic? No...! Why? Because... because of your wife? Yes, my wife is here! Let's not talk about her! May! Johnny, when did you come back? I just arrived! You should tell me you are coming back. And I ask our friends to meet you! I didn't plan to come back. How are you then? Let me introduce, Johnny, Richard! Hi, Uncle! May, can I have something to eat? Dolls noodles! Great! You want some? No! Uncle, I want to ask May to marry me. Please don't mind me saying what I think! Although I don't have any success. I decided to settle down! And back have to marry May! Uncle, accept me and bless me! Bless me with happiness and help me! I tell you! First, I am not your uncle. Second, May is my girlfriend. Third, she won't marry you! First, you are old enough to be my uncle. Second, May was my girlfriend! Third, how do you know she won't marry me? I surely know, we have been together for a long time. And we know each other since young. And we studied together in the states! So what?! May and I go out together all the time! And we go to bed together! Our families are old friends. Your parents? Her parents and I are old friends! Right, so you are my uncle! Let's have a fair game, see which one May'll choose? Johnny, your noodles! You surely had a good chat! May, who's this for? Why? Just tell me, who's this for? You said you had eaten! But I am hungry now, who will you give? Well, I make some more. No, who will you give it to?! May, I am hungry! No cheating, she will decide! Peter, have your noodles! Who's Peter? Peter is our pet! She gives it to Peter, which means to me. Peter, take your time! Good lad! May! Right, you have to go back to your wife. No hurry, it's O.K. I am late. It's important to take the dose! Come Peter! Go...! I don't want! Bye, Uncle! Go! Go! May, you and him... Don't worry, I are old friends. I have to talk to him alone! Give me a call tomorrow! Is he really your boyfriend? Yes! I make some noodles for you. O.K. I give you a hand. Do you remember in the States. We shared the same bowl of noodles! I am so smart, no reason why! She likes the kid! Dr. Chow! Chow Yun Fat! I am Chow Yun Fa! O.K. why are you like this? I hurt myself practicing Judo, spine and neck! I told you not too practice Judo before. Is it painful? Of course, but it will help! Lie down there! Be quick, doc.! Miss Ng, please come here! Am I smart? This... Will you find another boyfriend but me? If... Of course not. Come on, take those pieces of wood away! Yes, doc., it hurts here! No reason! May, I love you, marry me! Johnny, I can't marry you! Because of Richard? Yes, we are in love for years. He is not suitable for you! Character, habit, taste, age, you don't match!! You are in two different worlds! We are in the same world! I know we don't match! And we are in two different worlds, but... May, let's get marry right away. We find a place of romance, live in our own world. No kissing! Wanna cheat when I am not here! I can't stand it, did you want my life? Dr. Chow! Put me down, please! Dr. Chow! What's matter? You hold Mr. Chow! My God! Mr. Chow, are you alright? What are you doing? I learnt it in the States, is it better? Seems better! Right, come back next week. Miss Ng, make an appointment. Mr. Chow, let's go! More again? May, do you have time? Sir, your Autumn Romance! Thank you! Tell me, what's the good news? It's not really good news. Then its bad news. Well, you can't say it's bad news! Then what's the matter? My wife died of AIDS last night! AIDS! It's you, it's me?! Another doctor said it was stroke! May, I am free now, we can get marry! 3 carnt is not small. You lied to me! How do you know? You said she had cancer! Yes, I lied she's still alive. And then? That means my wife she... How is she? I can't tell you! You must tell me! She fools around! So I consider she's dead! You said she was really ill? Fool around? I don't believe! I don't neither, but it's true. She's been hiding it for eight years! I have decided to get a divorce and marry you! I don't! Don't you want to marry me? Yes I do, but you just can't leave your wife. If she's innocent, I get the blame! No, that's good for us! Richard, get more evidence! No, I know it well! Seeing is believing, I need to see it. You really must see it? Yes! Dr. Chow, the patients are gone! Did you drop something? No! Miss Ng, please come in! Dr. Chow! Miss Ng, come sit over here! Come, sit! Miss Ng, can you take off your glasses? I only want to see! Can you loosen your hair? You are still single, right? Right! Good, I ask you a question! Do you think a man like me should get marry? Yes! Right, I agree, Marriage is our own concern! My ideal partner has been with me for years. I really love her and she loves me too! I think we should get marry! Miss Ng, I want you to be my wife. No, pretend to be my wife, and you fool around! Go to bed with other men! And my girlfriend and I can get you at the spot. And I have the reason to divorce! How can we divorce without marrying? I can't act! Just like in the movies. I remember you had practiced drama! Yes, I had acted as a witch when young! That's good, that's what I want! Miss Ng, help me! My future happiness depends on you! No, I can't, I won't fool around! Well, for the eight years' relationship as. Friends and boss and Brother and sister. You should help me! I know no one will help me. Where do I find the man? What's up? Nobody out there? Good, I was going to call you! Call me? I wanna see you too! No, I won't be her secret lover! I am not asking you to be a concubine! She will be the concubine! It's funny fooling around! To fool around is exciting. I know, it's just like have durian. It's sweet and nice, but leaves a smell behind. My two wives won't set me free! Right, we need to love each other first! We don't love each other! I ask you to pretend only! Do I look like a sex maniac? Right, do I look like a concubine? I look like no self-control? Yes, you look like! I don't have the experience! Right, I don't know how to do! I'm an expert, I show you how to do it!! I show you how to do it! I take you to the merit! There are conditions. What conditions? Have dinner at my place tonight! Choose my wife again? Are you coming? Bill, why do you wander around? Mr. Chan said he would put in the application soon. We have to solve our problem! We stay in Hong Kong together! You don't want to go! Stay here, you stay here all alone then. How do you mean? Shut up! Will you! I ask Richard to marry one of you. I have to sacrifice a lot to persuade him! Who will he marry? Let him decide! God, with my character... I am so considerate... And looks so good and gentile... I have to prepare my marriage, my god! I don't agree. I look friendly and lovely! Those with a brain will choose me? I don't wanna re-marry again! Bill, what do you suggest?! I don't want to!! Bill, how can I marry that skinny man? Stop shaking me! You two look so beautiful! Richard takes a long time to decide! I don't really want to leave any of you. So, what shall we do? We reverse our idea. The one chosen by Richard, will stay with me! Do you think it's a good idea? I will surely win, it's a good idea! That's not bad! Good!? This way Where are your wives? They are here! Will it be O.K, this time? Of course, O.K.! Have a seat, I go to cook the fish! O.K.! Mrs. Lau! Start calling me Nancy! Dr. Chow! Mrs. Lau! Call me dummy!! Dummy!? My nickname! Dr. Chow, what is your hobby? I like swimming, snooker, and music! And you? To serve my husband! I dislike Mahjong and shopping! I also hate to be a sticky nose! You don't have bad hobbies. Yes, she has one! That's telling lies! Well I say what I think! I just say whatever I think! No wonder you are childish! You're illiterate, Richard, don't care about her. Well, Nancy, what's your hobby? Reading, drawing and enjoy the nature! I feel happy when the sun shines in everyday. I feel happy! Do you get up very early? Her room faces west. Richard, leave her alone! Did you migrate to California? Yes! Was it nice there? Very comfortable! Dr. Chow, I would like to go with you sometime. Good! What's so good migrating? You don't speak English, not drive you are just like rubbish going there! Nancy hates migrating. I didn't say so, I worry about you! You are not that healthy! How do you mean? You've kidney problem too! It isn't serious. Mind your health, you're too fat! You be carful, you need X-ray. Your chest pad is too thick! And you, your body is too big! Lau, put off the fire! What is going on? No fighting...! You see it now, how can I choose? And I have done my share! Your turn tomorrow, Italian Restaurant. Thank you! Thank you! Welcome! May! May, you were right, I was too subjective. I hired the best private investigator. and couldn't get any evidence. Let's stop investigating. I feel the present situation fine for me. We see each other couple of hours daily. You can join your wife, I can do I like! I don't want to get marry now. I will keep on finding evidence. Let's order first! O.K.! What's matter? My wife and her secret lover! Where? Behind us, coming in! Sir, how many persons? Two! This way please. Miss, how many persons? Two! This way please! She's your wife? Yes, take a real good look at her. They don't share the same table! It's only a smoke screen, they put on. Waiter...! Yes? Ask the gentleman and lady sit together! No, they seem not knowing one another. Yes, they know one other. See, they're getting close!! Are they really getting close? Wait and see! See, they are going to kiss one another! They look funny! Yes! Why don't they talk!? They will talk soon! Why are they like this? Right, so rude! They... Yeah, they start to fight! I told you to be secret lovers!! You are sitting far apart! And you too, you look like insane! You talk like a dog barking! Richerd, it not easy to act like secret lovers! We can't do it even if we are lovers! I told you to pretend! it's easy, touch her face... Say some rubbish, then it looks real! And what's more, chills should be hot... men should be a sex maniac and women seductive! We are amateurs only, we are up to the standard. She can't really act seductive! Look at yourself! You don't look like myself. Who would interest in you! Mind your words, she has her self-respect. If Miss Ng puts on her make-up, she looks better! How can she change her look here. She has no figure at all! Well, we try once more to look like your wife! Why didn't you bring me here before? It's my first time to come here! Let's have a dance? You don't know the old-fashion dance. Who said so? I have learnt! But I don't know how to dance. Doesn't matter, I teach you! Don't look over there. Who is that woman? Isn't she your wife? Yes, my wife! How come she's so pretty? Honey, what would you like? Whatever you like! O.K. Two loster soup and loster salad. And one braised loster with cheese. Your wife doesn't look like having cancer. What did you say? Your wife doesn't look like having cancer! She has got cancer! Darling, let's dance! Good! Mr. Lau, you are a good dancer! I was a good tango dancer! Are you hurt? Are you alright? What are you doing here? Sir, do I know you? You don't have the right to talk to me! Ripe Bitter melons taste good! Hot challis are nice to eat. Sex maniac is a must for men. Women are seductive to be a woman. Have you heard about that? I don't wanna talk to you, you... you... Right, you are my wife! You should take good care of me! And look after my clinic! You are wearing a low-cut gown! So sexy and seductive with this old jerk! Why don't you treat me like him? I... Richard, stop that! Tell me if you are right. Pal! You are a good actor! Actor? It's too much. You have two wives already! And you still behave like this in the public. What did I do? Do such thing! All these years, what have you done for me? I take care of every little thing in the clinic. Open and close it, make the drinks! And even do what I shouldn't now. You didn't even thanks me And even don't look at me! It's done! Richard, let's go! We have put on a good show! I don't think he can fool around later. He has to fix the one inside too. He has to fix the one inside too! Richard, where are you going? To get the car. The car is over there! Right! Are you alright? I am fine! I feel that you and your wife care about each other. No, did you see what I did to her? It's still early, you wanna go somewhere else. May! How come you are here? Well, our friends are there! Good! Come on! Come over! May is here! Have a seat! This is Richard! Uncle! He...! He is May's boyfriend! He is May's boyfriend! He is May's boyfriend! He is May's boyfriend! He is May's boyfriend! He is not uncle, he is May's boyfriend. I know! This is auto recording, I'm not home. Please leave your message after the Been. hange your name Richard! Change it to Peter, no objection. What's up, wanna quarrel? No, come over! What's matter? Tell me what's up! I suspect Bill has a mistress. No, I don't think so. Smell it, it has got perfume! It's so strong, not my brand! I don't buy cheap stuff! I don't use perfume, and something else, look! What kind of hair? We don't have such long hair? Right, must be another woman! Wait till he comes back! Don't alert him, he will deny all this! He will deny all this. Deny, we beat him up! Men are cunning, they won't admit! If we beat him dead, we become widows. What shall we do? Use our detection mind, find out this woman! This fourth person anomy us. How to find her? How? Let's discuss! Come over, no more boundary street, but Union Street. Honey, I am back! How come no boundaries today? We should unite together! It's should happen earlier! Bill, where have you been? It's late! To a concert! What concert?! You won't know! It's Mozart! Mozart? See, I said you wouldn't understand, take a shower! Of course I don't know! Smell it. It smells the same. Where is he going? To the Mozart concert! Mozart, haven't heard about him! Right, I heard about Alan Tam & Paula's concert! Must be some new singers! He is pretending to be rich. Search the pockets. No hair this time! Gee, he even likes the bald heads. There's a phone number here! I try it, keep an eye on him. Right! Is Mozart there? Go to the funeral home to find him! Have you finished? He's nearly finished! It's engaged, you try it. Let me try it! You watch him! I am Mozart, I am not coming back for dinner. Who are you?! You're Mozart, I am Chopin! Chopin? Last name Siu? How is it? I know he is hiding something! He goes out with Siu Ball! Who is Siu Ball? Do you remember? There is a whore renting our flat! At the door way is written Miss Siu's home! Right, I remember! No wonder he can't get the rent! Will he get the disease to my body! Disease? You will get the moss only! You skinny, you get the spider nets! Union street! Let's think of a solution! Beat you up! Where are you going? You can't hide Siu Ball any more! Everything we're know! Don't deny it. Mozart had admitted everything. What are you talking about? Why can't you get the rent? Explain the hair and smell of perfume!! They belong to the whore? You mean Miss Siu Choi Lin? You call her Miss!! Does she pay with her body? She did say so! How dare you admit it! Of course I admit! So you admit, let's go back to the room. See how we fix him up! Listen to me! Shut up, you dirty old man. Don't say that we are brutal! NANCY! PATSY... Let's go! Follow him! Miss Ng! So early, Mr. Lau! Where's Richard? He won't be this early! Gee, where is it, it is not home! What's matter? About the secret lovers! My wives are suspicions! Is it really? Do you know what the trend is? What trend? To fix up thoroughly! They will kill you? It's worse than killing! Every man has sexual dreams. If ever I got caught and cut off. Well, Miss Ng, since Richard is not here. Please do me a favour! How can I? Please explain to my wives? Please, help me! Bill Lau! I am finished, help me! We get you right in bed! Where is the bed? Ah, at the clinic! Honey, listen to me! You sex maniac! You can't go in! Open the door! I won't, you will beat me up! Stand aside, let me try! Where can you go? Help! See where you can go! Stop him! Mrs. Laus, let me explain! We don't want to listen! You witch! You...! Resigns? Why? Over here please! Thanks! Sir, you wanna look at the unit? No, I am looking for Miss Ng. she has moved! Moved? Yes! Do you know where she has moved? I don't know! Thank you! It's alright! It faces south, it's been well kept. The last tenant was a nurse. Why the doors are open? It's soquiet, where are your wives? They are gone! Gone? They have never been so whesive! Can't ever got them back. Please stop walking around? You look like a penda? It's your fault to ask me to help. They thought I had a mistress. And they beat me up! It's good for them to leave you, it's quiet. I was used to the noise! It's too quiet now? You can really enjoy now. Accordingly, single men are the happiest! But, women are sometimes good! And sometimes bad! You miss them? Of course I miss them! Miss Ng was crying leaving the restaurant. I think she loves you! And you love her too. I won't love her! Why did you lose your temper then? Don't persist, go back to her! Go back to her? I won't! Let's go out, no more talk about woman. I am not going! To Fook Sing Lounge! You go yourself! It won't solve the problem. Well, move to live with me for a few days. Whatever you say! I go back to clean up! Let's get two more people to play Mahjong. Whatever you say! I get things ready! Whatever you say! Nancy, Patsy, you are back! It's you! Who else do you think? Lau, which room is mine? Any one! I take Nancy's! No! Then Patsy's! No! You said anyone! They'll be back at any time! Where do I sleep? Whatever you like! Lau, what are you doing? I have to swap beds at 2:00 a.m. It's rule, 1,3,4, this side, 2,4,6 that... Lau! Lau! Lau! Lau! Lau, why are you standing here? Wait for my wives! They come back at this time after morning walk. Don't eat it! The brealfast is for my wives. Are they back here? They'll be back at any time. No they won't! Bat it! Lau, what have you got to do? I need to go back to the clinic. What have I got to do? I have lunch with you then. No, I am not sure if I am home. Not home? Lau, will you be alright? I should be alright! Who's next? Keep quiet! Lo Sap Kam! Who's Mr. Lo? I am! Mr. Lo, what happened? Well, I picked up $500.00! And the consulting charge is $200, I make $300. I charge $5000! Miss Luk, he cure himself, charge $500. Next one, get the X-ray film. You! Me? Don't argue, go inside! See! I lost 1oz after _ day's exercise! That's what the exercise mean. That kills me! You need to keep fit to be independent! See my musole! Let's have some drinks! Do you think Bill will miss us? We both know he well! How many more days should we be away? A few more days! It's nurse! Give her a lesson! Have you learnt? No, but I had learnt from my dad! He's the head of the H.K. Division. Holy Monkey group? Yes, we call it Holy monkey keep fit! Come! Damn it! I am interviewing, what can I do? Interviewing? You left the dirty old man? Can I help...? Are you fit enough to be the instructor? How did you meet our husband? It's hard to be one to one! But you two aren't any better! You seduced our husband first! Look at yourself You look provocative! Tell us how you seduced him! If not, don't blane us being brutal! Yes, we wil be brutal! Beat her up, let's do it! Stop! You don't know how lucky you are. Wherelse can you find such a good husband! Half only! You are very simple minded. You should be a shamed, you're so fat! And you, no figure at all Lie down call it flute, stand up call it bomboo. You should be happy having married. I am sorry Mrs. Laus I turn it off! Your body really hurt me! We are poor, our husband! Has such an angry mistress. And we got pushed out! We're so poor! Mrs. Laus Mr. Lau is a good husband! You don't understand us! You won't believe what we say! Patsy, let's kill ourselves. We die for love! O.K. I tell you the truth! Richard wanted me to pretend his wife. And irritated his girlfriend by me & Mr. Lau! What? Is it true? Yes! Why did you do it? You... Did he ever...? Did he? No, he didn't! We mistook Bill? I told you to calm down! What about you? I wasn't that angry! I was angry! You know it better! Lau, you use the ballons! And the way you shout, they will never know! Yes, they will know! Lau, come down first! I didn't know what happiness was. Right, you are not bad now, you are a free man. I know that having two gossip wives! At home is happiness! You can't be cured. I know I am hopeless! God made man as the boss! Woman is made with man's rib-bone! I know, I am supported by two rib-bone. Stop, turn back! Stop, turn back! Lau! I have two wives, I can't live alone! Yes you can, after migrating, you can! Migrating? I migrate to hell? It's not worth to kill yourself for them! Come back! Come back! Don't stop me! I am going to die! Bill... Don't stop me! Don't come here! Come back here! What for, I have nothing now! We trust you! Yes! You believe that I was honest? Yes! You believe that I was innocent? Yes! You believe whatever I say? We trust you! No, I need my rights and authority. What do you want to be? I want the air-con. on. O.K.! I want laser Hi-Fi! O.K.! I want no nutritions food, no vitamins. O.K. don't have it if you don't like! I want beer and cigars! O.K...! Now I want to be a monthly magazine. Not daily press! What monthly magazine? Once a month only! O.K. we arrange it ourselves. O.K. you come back here. I am coming back! Come back! Be careful...! Are you alright? You scared me! Are you alright? Never again, O.K.! It's not serious! Damn you, you ask my husband to put on a show that's too much! I am sorry! How do you feel now? Nothing! Do you love Miss Ng? Yes, but I can't find her! Do you love her or not? Tell us and we help you! I love... And what? I wanna die too! Dr. Chow, don't! What's going on? Putting one show! I wanna die, I lost my best nurse!! Richard, I will work for you again! Will you buy me breakfast? Of course, what would you like? Whatever, but we eat together. O.K., Richard!! And something else you have to date with me! We go dancing...concert... That's it? You make an appointment with the marriage Registvar. And we go to sign together. Come in first! Hold me tight!
