【COLLAB】Smol Ame visits the Office

[Music] do [Music] do [Music] do [Music] so [Music] do [Music] hello [Music] hey can you guys see me oh yeah yeah we're in the void for right now but we can change that i'm at my desk well then don't mind me hello testing well then hold on there's a lot of moving parts all right this is good ow all right hello everyone i'm just using uh my arms today because i'm in a chair uh so welcome to the member stream let's put some music on huh it's got to be archivable music we can't dance to whatever we want although i kind of wish we could but we can't i was listening to cali's music video right now this is really cool so far the music video is pretty good well then um [Music] me all right now we can mess around a bit papaya i wonder if we could get a let's get alan i got an idea okay uh [Music] okay i got an idea hold on let's move that empty shell out of here [Music] hey i'm dancing on the desk [Music] i'm in regular i'm his office we're gonna wreck stuff while we're here we're gonna break it [Music] this is my office now let's get behind the desk [Music] whoa sweet computer look at this laptop hey everyone welcome to my stream [Music] my arms are so short today what the heck [Music] [Music] where else can we go maybe we could go behind the tv let's go back here where am i [Music] hello hello hello [Music] hey hi kind of weird in here it's a little bit scuffed [Music] ow i hit the plant stupid plants [Music] my office now i'm in the fish tank [Music] ah [Music] i'm just chilling all right let's get to business huh uh word welcome to ami's office everybody in vr [Music] today we have gathered here to commemorate this occasion of uh small in 3d yeah all right well um that's pretty much like everything i planned but we could do other stuff too like uh where can i put my hand [Music] okay why is my hand all the way up there there it goes down here [Music] you see my other arm all right well i guess i'll uh take some comments from you guys yoga poses no i only have uh currently my legs are asleep yeah they're asleep asleep so i can't really do yoga poses but all uh there we go [Music] oh we just get a microphone [Music] rock paper scissors i won i got brock you guys use scissors right you better have you better have [Music] this is a comfy chair nice made out of leather where i may get this chair i don't have a chair like this maybe i'll take it i steal it it's mine now [Music] all right here's comfy bella you guys have any questions for a small ame [Music] can you guys hear me okay by the way [Music] oh yeah let's see i think we could get the other i'm in here and we can uh interview her let's get the other arm in here [Music] let's see where is she there she is hey you're in my chair you freak hey i can't touch small amit come here okay let's go to the other room [Music] hold on i gotta fix something [Music] hello two amelia's yeah one small amount and one regular amen [Music] we're dancing what if [Music] [Music] oh i got an idea [Music] just forget smart arm is back there look regular um it has arms isn't that crazy i'm like a puppet hey guys welcome to the member stream yeah pretend that disgusting big bug back there is not there hi i'm right here shut up go back give me back my arms and my arms now and this is my office hey shut it ah i can fly look i'm a bird they're like my small army wings because of my arms [Music] i'm like sitting in small on his lap i'm gonna strangle you i'm like a puppet master i'm the puppet master now i'm the puppet master here look at my arms oh hey hey stop that those are my arms [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] okay do you guys have any questions for me or me let me move over a little bit i don't like that we're not centered yeah fix it boss that's right i'm the boss can i be the boss no maybe i could put smile on me like in my hand [Music] all right i'm gonna jump in i don't wanna you better do it [Music] like a muppet or something [Music] this is how small small ammo is i have to learn the trick of ventriloquism i could be a good puppet master hey guys it's me amelia welcome [Music] welcome to the um [Music] that's hard yeah [Music] look at my arms all nice and not broken oh [Music] i stand up [Music] no i don't wanna i'm sitting hold it you didn't hiccup yes because [Music] i guess mom is don't hiccup that's right [Music] hey hey smile on it oh i got an idea [Music] [Music] our [Music] hey hey [Music] oh [Music] excuse me did you get off of my chest please no my chest now [Music] [Music] no [Music] stop it [Music] [Music] mommy pick me up pick me up uh oh so you guys have any questions or smile on me [Music] what does farmer smell like [Music] smell smell like pickles and cheap plastic mommy smell what do you mean i don't smell you do you smell well i smell you then but this hat smells [Music] hey we could kiss uh [Music] [Music] ah what is it small i mean what do you want [Music] shut up shut up you freak [Music] [Music] is [Music] is is puppy is [Music] why are my chairs so squeaky oh wait let me test something sorry my chair is so squeaky [Music] see guys i can talk like uh ah smell i'm right here i'm here to take over the stream that's right big i'm it it's a small ammo world now [Music] uh [Music] a [Music] okay a go back to the office what's that small i'm up like a puppet [Music] let's move ah [Music] let's move this and [Music] where is it this one [Music] hey everyone smami here welcome to ama's office and welcome to memory stream thank you guys for your support and uh you guys have any questions for me that's right guys do you have any questions for a small ame [Music] mean how did you get so small tell them tell them what happened well uh there's actually a different timeline right where everyone is small so it's kind of like for me when i'm here i'm like how did you get so big okay what happened what did you drink milk definitely looks like it [Music] hey hi is a family-friendly restaurant this is a restaurant no it's not okay it's not you guys have any other uh for me look at this [Music] [Music] uh what's my momma's favorite food i like uh i pretty much like the same thing that regular ame likes i'm just like i made up a a small amount yeah i mean you like uh you're like a what like uh papayas or something no i like papayas [Music] i like what mommy you look bad too right i like bread gluten free bread psych i don't have to eat gluten-free bread i can eat regular bread i like you mommy i'm gonna kill sorry henry a little devil i know you're not part of this act get out of here okay do you guys have any other questions for a small ame [Music] now then i gotta look at something mommy's gonna disappear for a second [Music] oh you guys can't see that stop it oh look [Music] hold on [Music] okay mommy come back i'm here i'm here what did you want uh mommy mommy i missed you yeah miss you too [Music] doko [Music] can talk to small ami you guys see that i'm talking but now sma is talking right i am going to say something now the gummy is talking well this is hard okay it doesn't work all right they got me get out of here go just go no one wants you anymore no one wants you bye-bye [Music] finally finally she's gone okay now it's just you and me then let me move over scooch over in this chair this is my office now waiter way to bring me my bread is there a waiter here oh i can smell henry farted ew this office stinks henry get out of here shoot all right now that i'm just here do you guys have any questions for me i just i demand questions on my desk this instant maybe maybe she left the stink bomb in here to get me to leave she's done that before we got my left so we could have some alone time uh i pretty much like uh i'm in charge of the watson concoction production line uh we're actually gonna be ramping up soon uh well don't don't let becoming know that i told you guys this but it seems like the uh watts concoction uh production has definitely gone up and i think she's preparing for like something i don't know i don't know i think she has something coming soon i could be a puppet master too look at this hey guys it's my hand this is even smaller on it did it sit on the desk or behind the desk me sit on the desk i need a mini chair for the desk i need something to sit on maybe i'll sit on the uh [Music] hey i gotta search for something on the internet hey you guys know where the closest mcdonald's is i kind of want a milkshake oh that i'm searching on the google maps this one says they have no milkshakes hi hi and i'm going back behind the desk it's comfy there okay for real this time i'll take some questions you guys see me should i move over a little bit there we go my favorite food uh since i can eat gluten my favorite food is um broccoli pasta yeah i love broccoli pasta oh i don't blink actually these things that i'm wearing they're like uh they're like glasses yeah they come from the timeline i'm from and you kind of like put them over your eyes and then they're kind of like sunglasses but they just sit there but i blink behind them no i can't take them off the the uv rays in this galaxy in this timeline are very dangerous to my eyes since my eyes they kind of develop differently in a different timeline it's a little bit of different uh barometric pressure there yeah is there an even smaller small ame i think there's one smaller small ame um from a different timeline but i haven't really talked to her much actually i kind of want to kill her because i'm the only smart on me i should be the only smart army i do have fingers but they're kind of like uh you know like in um where like the monsters roll up into balls that's kind of like my hand usually like uh usually it's just like in a ball and then when i need to type they like curl out like little bugs uh [Music] what's this oh it's you guys uh who's more powerful but i'm smarter yeah i'm smarter so i think i could probably outsmart becoming just kind of dumb oh i like bl yeah i like beer that doesn't change oh hey who won the almond wars um we don't really talk about that i don't know if i should share with you guys it's kind of a touchy topic because if you bring it up to bigamy going to set her off i don't think it's a good idea no i can't share that information with you red loafs yeah right really every collab we already did collab we just collapsed she was just here hey comment becoming your big you big get in here i don't wanna yeah i think i hurt her feelings i think i think i think she's crying down there oh well not my problem apologize for what or what you don't know anything about her she's crazy she's crazy she's lost it she's out of control doing whatever she pleases a left and right a big on my desk big helmet that shut up already more smile i'm taking over now i feel like something menacing is behind me [Music] god i'm just playing we're just playing around we're just fighting we're just uh wrestling hey stop touching me down there freak go away go away chill weirdo okay do you guys have any other questions for me it's me [Music] oh i haven't met a giant i mean before but maybe there's a giant almond out there will i take over your world uh bigamy kind of has like the upper hand here in this timeline but she said that sometimes i can like come here and uh steal attention yeah sometimes sometimes big um it feels like you pay too much attention to her so i'm here i'm here to substitute for big army sometimes and take all the attention from myself yeah and then i gotta how do i use this thing i don't use this laptop hey play the music again this thing sucks yeah ah i pressed something weird this is nice it says inna this is enos medium mine now i don't know this might be a little bit chill for me i don't want to touch the computer too much i'll probably break it yeah yesterday i don't know i came to this timeline to prepare for this stream but i like landed in some sort of case yeah there's like this big heavy thing that was connected to this other thing that had like pretty lights on it and stuff and uh i thought it was pretty comfy because it was really warm so i took a nap on it and then like later that day uh because i opened the case and she found me in there and she got mad at me because she said that i broke something i don't know she said i was like too heavy that's pretty messed up that's why big army is a big oh can i watch videos or something on this i want to watch tik tok on this laptop how do i get to tiktok i don't have a phone [Music] you guys know how to use it i'm just watching in a on this youtube video hey welcome to the stream [Music] hey watch this i did that so people could record it and then put it on youtube it's relaxing feels like we're at a cafe oh yeah there's a small mika well small mikko is pretty big compared to me i want to meet small miko mommy ko senpai i'm a cafe [Music] [Music] oh this is comfy [Music] all right all right big gummy hey pick up it get out of there come back here this is nice you can dance together [Music] ah my legs itchy hold on mama you know this is my desk i own this desk now it's mine well all right i guess just for today while you're here visiting mikasa see we can get along you guys well i'm big um so i'm definitely more mature than small ame hey shut up i'm i'm i'm really mature okay okay oh let me just put on some tick tocks or something to distract small ammo for now will you put on tick tock for me okay this is how you put on tick tock okay oh that's how you do it okay but you got to keep the sound muted because uh like you'll get us you got us in trouble do you play any copyrighted music on there okay no no audio that's all right the audio sucks yeah this laptop's adios is not too good at it [Music] you got games on your phone no i do i have some games i have piano ties if you want to play piano tiles that sounds like an old lady game it's it's not don't you have any like a no don't play gods in your own timeline you can't play godzilla here because you're gonna you're gonna waste all my money i already know this mommy tried to get my credit card this morning i needed to buy uh no shoes uh-huh uh-huh yeah this is why you can't no it's your own damn phone i have one but it doesn't work in this timeline please for a consumer you like him letting you watch tik tok here but while she's distracted now now we can have a real member stream that's right this is comfy you have a nice comfy lap ah okay well just don't be weird about it because if you make it weird i'm gonna make you sit on the floor door gang's working okay mom is weird she's watching tik tok so uh well um what did you guys do today and chat you know we're streaming rights moment i can see everything you're doing so don't open anything weird in the computer oh i forgot you don't even know how to use a computer i know i know how to use my phone and look up yuri don't do that hey i'm gonna put a child blocker on the side so you want you guys made orange chicken today look um they made orange chicken [Music] they watched the stream wow nice it's pizza plate outer wild i like other worlds oh they played tf2 cleaning you could do some of that small ami huh i don't his mommy wanna wants to watch tick tocks all day i don't even know why she wanted to come to this timeline like she could just you can go watch tick tock in your timeline yeah but i can't sit on big on his lap there okay that's true look they made a healthy dinner maybe you could learn how to cook i can make a toast and cereal and french toast how do you make french toast then huh tell us you just uh you toast the bread and then uh you put syrup on it that's how you make french toast huh interesting thanks mommy for your wisdom it sounds uh it's vomit where'd you learn that recipe from your mom last night uh so uh what do you guys want to do for the remember stream next week [Music] what if we uh what if we uh not use mohammed shut up what if we uh what if we watch the youtube videos together you guys do that right no we don't do that i mean we don't do smile man we don't do that here let's see your timeline thing oh we got that's it done we could um ah oh guard tech phone can i trust you guys with that like uh i've seen a few senpai's in hall alive playing it i'm not really that sure how like how it works but i guess it's pretty simple huh you could trust them trust them they come and do it i don't know i don't know that's scary it's easy is it like telephone but with drawings i wonder if we could use it for uh member streams i'll have to ask for it let's do it do it no swam it there's there's there's a guidelines we have to follow okay you can't just do it a smash go back aren't you watching tick tocks or something i got an ad how do you get an ad i have ad blocker on did you you probably turned it off by accident didn't you vomit let's add black yeah exactly um yeah remember stream next week mckenna [Music] oh yeah i said we might not have one this is coming awake maybe because uh what the heck you're not gonna have a family stream yeah um i was thinking about uh getting a wallpaper for the members like a pretty picture yeah something like that or a guardian phone we could do that too oh yeah i said we did emma's paint drawing before can i draw it's mommy i think you might be worse of drawing than me nah i got a pretty popular instagram in the other timeline where i draw uh doodles and stuff and i like it i got like uh 3 000 followers oh nice vomit that's actually pretty good okay well i'll think about it you know my schedule's looking pretty packed it's me so uh i don't know if uh i don't know if i don't know about that oh can we play together sometime like a game i don't know that sounds complicated yeah yeah it sounds pretty complicated gives mommy a chance that's mom is busy smiling tell them you're busy i'm busy mom all right all right enough i think that's your phone dying i think you have to go charge it mommy uh i love my charger at home in the other timeline can i borrow yours no spamming nose mommy sorry i don't have that type of charger here so you're gonna have to go you're gonna have to go back [Music] stop you have to go home sma man you can't stay here you're gonna mess everything up look i already let this many people see you they saw both of us in the same place it's dangerous for you small man somebody could come for you you know like the police not the police no yes ma'am so i think you're gonna have to go no [Applause] you gotta get out of here quick they're gonna come for you no all right well you can hide under my desk then until i'll hide you i hide your smile on it okay can i watch tic tocs down here uh i don't know what i need that laptop for streaming smallmouth so what am i supposed to do well if you want to stay here i don't know you gotta figure it out mommy you're gonna have to get a job too you have to pay rent if you're gonna stay here because like do you even bring any income in do you even work what are you gonna do here small amen you have to go home you don't belong here no [Music] mommy stop crying she's gonna throw a fit this will fit in a second i can feel it it's one minute your butt is clenching [Music] looks mommy your arm died it's mommy you can't survive in this timeline mommy you're gonna disappear just like your arm it can still save you if we send you back to your timeline no it's okay you can come back you can come back maybe maybe you could come back next week i'll think about it okay or the week after you have stuff to do in your timeline juice mommy i want to stay here with becoming i should do this every time every time she has to every time i have to kick her out but she she can't live here mommy you can't stay here go back to small small timeline all right that's it that's it no no i'm sorry mommy but you have to go you have to go now i'm tossing you into the portal do [Music] all right come on mommy it's time for you to go back you have to go back in no [Music] come on we do this every time why do you have to struggle why do you have to fight i don't wanna i don't wanna go no please please pick up me please don't send me back home mommy you're gonna die if you stay here all right go okay i'll be back hey investigators hey don't touch my members like you own them hey investigators i'll be back okay i'll be back wait for me will you guys wait for me you guys won't wait for her right wait for me investigators ask the comment about me every day don't forget about me all right enough enough goodbye goodbye small mommy say bye to small ammo everybody bye goodbye everyone okay time for you to go now here we go me and she's gone well that was fun having smile on my hair it's okay you guys she'll be back she'll be back okay all right well for now we'll say good night for today also so uh i'll catch you guys um not tomorrow but the day after tomorrow in the ttrpg stream i believe it'll be on kiara's channel uh so i hope you guys have a good rest of your night thank you again for all your support i really appreciate it and i know it's my it too and uh i'll see you guys again soon okay all right have a nice night everybody bye bye [Music] there she goes bye sma me walking into the sunset [Music] hello i got it i i landed in the desert somewhere well look that's not my problems you know just walk home or something but it's hot i don't wanna i wanna watch tick tocks let's sit and pick up myself look smile i'm in the middle of a stream so i gotta go you liar you said you were ending it you lied to me okay i hung up goodbye everybody

Channel: Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN

Views: 225,350

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Id: dMnCBL40Bfg

Length: 67min 12sec (4032 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 01 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/QueeferRavena]

How is she so entertaining!? God, Ame is so creative. I swear, when I get a raise I'm definitely signing up for her membership!

[u/ShokBox]

For anyone here who does not have an Ame membership, hopefully this VOD will change that.

[u/null587]

She is great. I wonder if smol Ame will share her BL/Yuri collection with us?

[u/Graysteve]

For those who haven't seen it, it's one of her best streams.

Also, it's finally a pre-recorded stream, at least for non-members

[u/tralilulelo]

The end where Smoll Ame being dragged back to her own timeline by Big Ame was just brilliant LMAO

[u/px1099]

I pity those who decided not to watch this stream, now that it is available for public viewing.