《#人在囧途》/ Lost on Journey 当徐峥遇上王宝强 爆笑演绎回家路( 徐峥 / 王宝强)

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Meeting you made me believe that everything is destiny. Maybe it was destined by God that fate has pulled us through together. Now what I want to say is what did I do wrong in my last life? The national animation market is so hot. How dare you show me such sales results. Your IQ is really refreshing. Zhang, you've made progress this year. Last year you were retarded This year you've advanced to stupidity. And about you, I always think there are two kinds of people in the world who are most attractive, one kind is the kind of people who are beautiful to look at, and then there's you. Thank you for making me realize it's a truth that hair is long and insight is short. You don't have to come to work after the Spring Festival. Boss, here's my resignation letter. This is the best decision you've made this year. Compared with the past few years, this year's Spring Festival will come much earlier. Train tickets are still hard to buy Don't look at it. If you want to go home for the Lunar New Year this year, it's not going to happen. It's up to you whether you can go home or not. You see, it's mainly about this salary. You see, because of the melamine scandal, many dairy farms across the country are closing down. It's hard enough for our dairy to survive. So, how can I pay you? What can you give me if you don't give me money? We have been working hard all year. Who doesn't work for a paycheck? You can ask me for anything now but money. How about this. You guys split the cow. Because I'm sure I don't have any money. You're obviously bullying us with this decision. How am I bullying you? I'll ask you one last time, yes or no. I'll say one last thing too, no. What are you doing? Yes or no? I really don't have any money. Believe it or not, look at it! The boss in Guangzhou owes me 50,000 yuan. And this one, the boss in Changsha owes me 20,000 yuan. And this one, the boss in Chengdu owes me 80,000 yuan. I really don't have any money. You guys are great, go and ask for it yourself. What to Changsha? What representative? Jia what? What is written here? I don't understand. Why did you take that IOU from Changsha? That one from Chengdu is 80,000. What? How much does the boss owe us in total? The four of us together only have 20,000 yuan. You asked someone for 80,000. What kind of people are we? Let me tell you, you can overestimate your own strength, but always be honest. For your daughter. Don't go home for New Year's Eve this year. You can stay here with me for New Year's Eve. The divorce tell your wife on the phone. How can I explain this on the phone? I only go home once a year. You have to let me see my daughter, right? Then I'll come to see you in the New Year. Why? To pay my respects to you. To see your wife and kid and say hello. Really? What do you think? Stop it. I'll pick you up on the 5th. What's wrong? I'm pregnant. No way. Really, I just got tested this morning. Look how scared you are, your face is all white. Stop it, I'm too late. How come it's not first class? I'm sorry, sir, but you bought an economy class ticket. Take a look again. Could it be business class? I'm sorry sir, it is economy class. That's what the computer says. Then I'll pay more for the upgrade. I'm sorry, sir. First class and business class are both full. Give me a window seat. I'm sorry sir, this is for first class. Economy class is over there. Sir, do you need to check your luggage? I see you have a lot of luggage. It's better to check it in. It's okay, I'm strong enough to carry it. That's fine. Here's your plane ticket. Is this to Changsha? This is to Changsha. Is this a standing ticket or a seat ticket? It's a seat ticket for all planes. Thank you. Take care. Li Chenggong Where's the platform? Young man, young man. This is an airport. There are no platforms. Take your boarding pass and ID card go through the security check there first. Gate 2b, seat number 13c. Go on, bye. Brother, how do we get to gate 2b? Go through security first, then you'll find 2b. Go ahead. Thank you. You're not allowed to bring this one either. You're not allowed to bring that one. I have to check these bags in. Okay, I promise you. But why not this bottle of milk? According to the rules of the Civil Aviation Authority. No liquids are allowed on the plane. We are allowed to take them on the train. I'm sorry, but this is really not allowed on the plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, then you can take it with your kitchen knife go downstairs and check them in, or you can drink it now. Sir, could you please pack these things? Go downstairs and check them in. There are many more passengers to go through security. Okay? Genius. Your seat is in the second-to-last row. Welcome to the flight. Bro, why are you sitting here? Bro, what are you doing in Changsha? Home for the New Year. I'm going to Changsha to ask for money. There's a boss who owes our boss money Our boss owes me money. I've thought about it. I'll quit when I get the money and start my own cream cake store. Be my own boss. Bro, what do you do? I'm a boss too. You're a boss too. What farm are you from? Waiter Waiter Waiter Don't shout. Come here. Sir, what can I do for you? Can you open the window for some air? I'm sorry, sir, but the cabin is fully enclosed. I can't open the window. I can't breathe in here. Please bear a little longer. The plane will be there soon. How about I get you a glass of water? Come on, I'm suffocating. Yes, please wait. Waiter, waiter. Just tell me what you want, okay? I'll stop the plane I don't want to take. Can a plane stop when it's flying in the sky? Then how can I stop it? If you cancel the flight, it won't fly. Then you can make it canceled. The plane is already in the air. How can I cancel a flight? Then why do people say the plane can't take off? That's because of foggy weather, snowy weather. I wish we could have foggy weather. If we had foggy weather, the plane wouldn't fly. Passengers, we just got the news. Due to the heavy snow at Changsha Airport, so the airport is closed and the plane can't land. Now the plane is ready to return, please understand. So we can go back, right? Doomsayer. When is this plane going to take off? I'm sorry, but the plane is malfunctioning and it can't fly. If it can't fly, please arrange another flight. There aren't enough planes for the Spring Festival. When can we fly? Tomorrow afternoon or the day after tomorrow at the earliest. No! I refund the ticket. Then listen, you go buy train tickets now. A direct soft sleeper to Changsha. Be smart, be smart. Reliable and serious, okay? Hard seat? It's the Spring Festival. I had to make a lot of connections to get this ticket. Hard, hard seat. This carriage was added temporarily. You called me too late. I said I was getting mad. I said I was getting mad. I said I'm going crazy. He bought me a hard seat! What? It's too noisy here I can't hear you. -What? How many people are there? Oh God! Do you know what the Spring Festival is? I'll give you a listen. I'll call you right back. Boss, that's a stylish phone. How much did you pay for it? What's wrong? It's a copycat, right? Do you want a new one? Or buy another one. It's a zoo. Take it easy, take it easy. Hey, boss. What are you doing here? Take your pot and go find your seat. Excuse me. Boss, get up. What's wrong? This is my seat. How can this be your seat? This is my seat. What's your number? What's your number? Look. Where's yours? Hey, we both have the same ticket. Whose ticket is this? Mine. My ticket. My ticket. He's got a fake ticket and he's got my real ticket. Okay, okay. You two come with me to the platform and make it clear to me. Get on the next train. No, why should I get off? I didn't get a fake ticket. Ticket sellers specialize in scamming people like him. You know what? Get off the train without buying a ticket. Why should I get off? I'm not going. Why should I go? He's got a fake ticket, I didn't get a fake ticket. Okay, okay, okay. It's just a replacement ticket. I'll do it, okay? I'll make it up. But let me be clear, my ticket is a real ticket. I didn't get a fake ticket anyway. I've already bought two tickets. Now shut up. I'll sit, you stand. All right, all right, all right. I'll sit and you'll stand. No, you stand and I sit. You sit.You sit. Pan. Have some. No, thanks. Would you like to sit down for a while? It's okay. You sit. You can sit for a while. It's okay, you sit, boss, you sit. You bought two tickets. You sit. You sit. I'll get up and exercise. You sit. I'm going to the toilet. You go. Good guy. It's fine that I can't get first class on the plane. You let me take the green train, I also put up with. You still bought me hard seat ticket for the fake version? All right, don't come to work after the Spring Festival. Bye. All passengers. The K train to Changsha is about to start. All gone. Great. Boss, come sit here. Right here. I'll sit here. You sit here. This one, this one. Here we are. Right here. Are you sitting here? Let me help you. Give it to me, boss. Sit down, boss. Sit down. I'll do it. Let me do it, you sit down, sit down, sit down. I'll do it, I'll do it. You sit down, you sit down. You're all beautiful girls. Thank you, uncle. Uncle? You're exaggerating. I was born in the 90's. Ah? Boss, you're born in the 90's? You do not look like one. I went to the college in the 90's. Oh, that's not too young. Sorry, this seat is mine, right? Hey, handsome. I got a funny text here. Do you want me to send it to you? No, thanks. Handsome, have some cookies. I'm not hungry, thanks. Do you want to eat? 90's. No thanks. I'll have one. You're stepping on my foot. Come on, come on, you eat. You sit here. You're going to the toilet again? I'm going to have meal. Then you go. Is your hair real or not? Real. The train will arrive in Changsha tomorrow afternoon. I guess I'll get home before dinner. Take care on the train. Is Mom's leg pain better? I just gave her some medicine. Thanks for your hard work. I'm fine, don't worry. Is Guo Guo asleep? She's asleep. She sent me a MMS today. Isn't it cute? I saw it. I just want to hug her. Take care of yourself on the way. Just come back on New Year's Eve. All right, then you can rest early. Okay, bye. Sorry, the number you have dialed is switched off. Get up. Where are we? Why did the train stop? Where did it go? Why isn't this train moving? Let me see. The front is not collapsing, right? Please note, all passengers. There is a landslide one kilometer ahead of the railroad. The train can't move forward temporarily. Please be prepared to get off the train. Hey, it's really collapsing! Shut the fuck up! How could it collapse? I don't know where I am. Anyway, the train can't go now. All the people are getting off the train. I'm trying to find a way to get a ride. Hey, boss. Where are you going to get a ride? Let's go together. Don't you follow me. Have a good trip. I ran into a doomsayer, follow me all the way. Boss, do you want to stay in a hotel? Boss, do you want to stay at our hotel? We have 24-hour hot water here. It's very convenient. And there's internet, bathroom. No, no, no. Internet access, boss Driver, driver, does this bus go to Changsha? You want to go to Changsha, you have to transfer to a long-distance bus in Jiankou. Are there any other cars here? This is the only one. Stay with us, boss. It's convenient. Hot water 24 hours a day. You can use the Internet, boss. Stay at our hotel. No, I don't want to stay here. Boss, stay with us. Stay with us, boss. What a coincidence! Open the door for him. Hurry up, hurry up! Handsome. Don't call me handsome, just call me Dawei. Come on. Bring the stuff over here. My name is Niu Geng, Niu Geng. You can call me Niu Dan. Spring Festival. What's wrong? Why aren't you leaving? Driver, is your bus off? You shut up. Hey, boss, when did you get in this car? This bus is fine. The road ahead can't go, it's blocked. You can just go through the opposite way there. How can that work? Can't you see the police there? The road is closed. There's a spot up ahead. It's always collapsing. This time it may have collapsed again. There's been a big accident. What do we do? How long do we have to wait? I don't know, a few hours if I'm lucky. If you're unlucky, like I was last time. It took two days and a night. Oh my God. So there's no other way out? No. Take that dirt road through the village. You can get there. But the village won't let cars in. Don't worry, just go through here. How can that work? The company has rules. The driver can't just change the route. But the rules are dead. People are alive. You should take the shortcut. Go, go, go. No, no, no. Who's responsible if something happens? I'll be responsible if something happens, okay? Go, go, go. You're not taking the shortcut. You have to wait in the traffic here. Let's go, let's go. I'll raise your money. You said you'd be responsible if something happened. What accident can happen? Boss. You shut up and sit in the back. Slowly and slowly. The dates are so sweet. Be careful. Great grandma, are you okay, great grandma? Great grandma, are you all right? Great grandma Is she okay? Ok? She's in such a state! You're a bad driver. Do you understand that cars are not allowed in this village? I know, I know. It's the guy in the suit. He insisted that I drive through here. He said he was responsible. He... he was responsible. You get down. You get down. Come here, look, look, look. I'll look. I'll look. You let go, you let go, you let go of me. What are you doing? She's like this! This road never allows cars to pass. You can talk. Don't use your hands. Did you tell the driver to drive here? You don't ask for the driver, you ask for me? I'm the chief of this village, do you know that? All right, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. You just want to cheat money, don't you? Here you go. 500 yuan. Not enough. $1,000. You think you're the only one with money? 1,200 yuan, okay? Crushing people, why don't you come over here quickly? Hit the man in the suit. All right, all right. You're all right, granny. Thank you, young man. A date nut almost killed me. You two, take my granny back. It's okay. It's okay. What's wrong? Can you walk? This time, we're in big trouble. The car stalled completely. We can't go. What should we do? Can't you see I'm on the phone? I'll have to ask the company to send a bus. When will it arrive? Maybe tomorrow at the earliest. Brother, enjoy your meal. Eat slowly. Thank you, sis. Thank you, sis. You, bring the car here. Boss, we're in luck. The village chief said he'd arrange a car to take us to Hankou. Really? When? I'll go right away. What about the others? They'll eat and stay here first. Thank you, village chief. Thank him if you want to thank. If it weren't for this young man's sake, people like you I don't know how many legs I'd break a year. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Can you two give me a lift? Of course, no problem. Are you going to Hankou too? Yes, just this way. You're from Hankou? A young guy like you, there's not much left to go home. You're on it too. A tractor? Where are you going? Thank you, Niu. Niu Geng Niu Geng I didn't know you knew a lot. Finally, we're here. Thank you. All right, you two, I'll get off here. You two can take a bus in Hankou Station. There's a bus to Changsha there. Okay, I'll see you later. Bye, handsome. Bye. Bye. I'm hungry. I have some food here. I have instant noodles and biscuits in my bag. Make a bowl of instant noodles. All right, I'll go buy some tickets. You can help me buy two buns. All right, I'll treat you. Don't take the money. Do you have any buns? No. You dropped your money. Oh, thank you. The ticket to Changsha is 60 yuan, right? I want two. Okay, thanks. Niu Dan. Tickets are ready. Let's go. Come here, boss, take a look. What's going on here? It looks real to me. Little girl, look up and let me see. Good make-up, huh? You're out of date with this scam. Let's go. Brother I'm not a liar. My daughter is lying on the operating table right now. Really. I really have no choice. You just need to wait for me for two hours. My family will send the money. I will pay you back then. If you don't believe me, You can give me your ID card, right? I'm telling you, your tricks are too old. You're too old-fashioned in this scam. You don't know how to cheat. Go online and look it up. Big boss. Baidu search. Be kind. Here you go, hurry up. Big brother, let go. What are you doing? Big brother, please do me a favor. Big brother, big brother. Let go, let go, what are you doing? I beg you to give me this money, please save my daughter. Save my daughter, she's only 5 years old. If she doesn't get the surgery, she won't be able to see anything. Idiot, can't you see that she's lying to you? Brother, please let go. Please help me. You go now, you know? Or I'll call the police, believe it or not. Let go. Let go! What's wrong with you? But it looks like the real thing to me. What's real? Don't you know that ID cards can be forged? Can't you see she's a fraud? Why do you believe her? I just dropped ten yuan when I was buying food. She picked it up and gave it to me. That's a poor move, isn't it? Can't she just put ten yuan on the floor? Picked it up and gave it back to you. But she doesn't look like a fake to me. How does she look real to you? Eyes. What? Eyes. So, do I look real to you? Let's help her out. Nothing more to say, we have to take the bus, let's go. We have to go home for New Year's Eve, right? Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Please, everyone. Let's go, let's go I say, how can you be like this? What's wrong with you helping her? I think we are all human beings who should help her. I'm not a human being if I don't help her, am I? What's wrong with you? What about me? I don't want you to be cheated what's wrong? You are so rich to help her, what is wrong? You should not. All right, there's a lot of love in the world. Take your ticket. Boss. Figured it out? No buns, just this. See you. Oh, never see you. Fool, you deserve to be cheated. Comrade, when will the bus arrive in Changsha? About 10:00 this evening. Okay, the bus is here. Get your luggage and get off. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Get your bags. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sir, sir, wake up. Oh, here we are. No, I'm sorry, sir. There's a broken bridge on the state highway. It's being repaired. All the cars are coming back. How did this happen? We don't know, sir. When will it be ready to go? We don't know that either. If the bridge is repaired tomorrow, we should be able to go back. How much did you pay? All of it. Did they pay you back? Don't you know how to read people's eyes? Speak up, you. Didn't you leave? How come you're back? What's it to you? A fool like you deserves to be cheated, you know? I do. You still insist. It's good to be cheated. It's better if no one's sick. How did I end up in your shoes again? All right, I'll buy you dinner for saying that. Where's my wallet? No way. Did you lose your wallet? If you say it's lost, it's lost. Let's go. Boss, why did you come back? Don't ask. Is the road closed ahead? Shut up! I only have 80 yuan left in my pocket now. We'll just get a standard room and be done with it. Why don't we sleep at the station and save our money for the road? You stop it, stop it. It's a waste. It's a waste of money. Stop it. How much is the cheapest standard room you have here? 61/night. ID card. One room? One room. You two men share a room? One room. Come on, I'm sleepy. No, you two men! Yes, one room. Check in. Hurry up. Holy shit, one bed! Boss, sleep over here, there's plenty of room. How can I sleep? Sleep barely. Li Chenggong, look what you've done. @#$@#% What? #@#$@ lamb. What? Nuts, talking in your sleep, the lamb is sold out. Boss, you should eat some onions, it's an aphrodisiac. Eat, eat, eat. All the onions are yours. Waiter, have a chicken. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat chicken after the onions. Boss, why are you sleeping there? You can sleep here. The blanket is warmed up for you. You can sleep on the bed. I'll sleep here. Stop it. You can't sleep there, come over here. I'll sleep here. Stop it. You're not sleeping in the bed, you're sleeping there. Stop it, I'm going to sleep. You don't believe me when I say you can't sleep. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. What's wrong with you? You don't sleep with clothes on? Sleeping naked is comfortable. Sleeping naked with your kind of body? Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. I'm used to it. Put it on. Put it on. What's up? What's wrong? Isn't this 223? This is 216. I'm sorry I knocked at the wrong door. Good night. Sis, please don't talk me out of it. That man is so annoying. What I eat, what I drink, what I wear every day. I have to report everything to him. I'm so tired of living. Isn't he going to catch adultery? I called him to catch it, but he couldn't catch it. There's no way he can't find me. I don't care where I'm hiding. He will definitely catch me out. He was listening to me on the phone when I was leaving. I deliberately emphasized the name of the hotel and the room number. It's not my fault I look like Fan Bingbing. Why does he say I look like a vixen every day? People buy things at my counter. Speak to me more. He said I seduce people. How did I seduce people? It's funny. I'm ready for sleeping pills anyway. If he comes over and messes with me, I'll take the sleeping pills. I'm just kidding, I'm stupid? I'll really take the sleeping pills? I'm only in my twenties and I'm alive and well. I know, don't worry, bye. Here you are. I thought you were a detective, you're here so soon. Are you Sherlock Holmes? Honey, don't misunderstand, I'm not here to catch adultery. I'm just here. I don't feel comfortable with you being out there alone. You should be worried. Do you know that I have a handsome man hiding in this house? He's handsome, rich, and he's got the temperament. Angry words. Don't be shameless. Who's angry? Turn on the lights, open your eyes and take a good look. Come on, come on, come inside. Adulterer, adulterer. Honey, take it easy, take it easy. Where is my adulterer? He's naked and lying in bed with me. There's no adulterer. Where is he in the closet? Adulterer, adulterer Where's the top locker? Adulterer Normally, they don't climb that high. That's not necessarily true. What if it's a monkey? Where's the bathroom? Adulterer, adulterer. Honey, please calm down. Check it out, see if he's here. Where is he? There's no one here. There's no one here. Under the bed. Adulterer, adulterer, adulterer, where have you been? Let's lift it up and see. Okay, okay, lift it up and take a look. Wang Xiaobao, you really lift it? Then I won't lift it. How can't you do it? How can you prove my innocence if you don't lift it? Honey, should I lift it or not? Do you lift it or not? If not, I'll take sleeping pills. I'll lift it, I'll lift it, I'll lift it. See it's open, there's no one. The bed is all lifted. There he is. Where? I'm kidding. Behind the curtain. Honry, take a break. Adulterer. Take a break. Behind that curtain? Honey. I was wrong about you. I was wrong about you. I'm not human. I'm wrong about you. You're innocent. You're innocent. Don't jump to conclusions. This curtain hasn't even been looked at. How do you know I'm innocent? What if he's behind this curtain? He's right here. Look, look, look, there's nothing there. Don't be mad at me, just go home. It's good to go home. I... I told you I went to the wrong room, would you believe me? Boss Boss, why are you sleeping here? I said I couldn't see you when I got up. I thought you had gone to buy buns for dinner. When did you come here to sleep? Why did I sleep here? Guess why. Boss, why is your face swollen like this? What do you care? Where did you go last night? What do you care? What's wrong with you? If it wasn't for you sleeping naked, grinding your teeth, burping, farting... I won't run out of here? What do you do? Nothing. What the hell do you do? Milking cows. You're sent by God to punish me, aren't you? You said the plane came down and the plane came down. The train stopped when you say it did. I had to take a bus to get rid of you, and it can turn around and drive back. I found out that you are a leprechaun. You're the only good guy in the world, right? There's a lot of love in the world, isn't there? I knocked on the door for 40 minutes last night. Can't you hear me? I can hear you. You didn't open it for me? I thought I was dreaming. I was dreaming about eating hot pot. There's a renovation team next door. It's so noisy. It's you. Go away Sorry, boss. Don't be angry. I really thought I was dreaming. Don't be angry. You have 20 yuan left. What should you do? Stay away from me. You got beaten up last night. Li Chenggong, I finally found you. You left your wallet on our bus. Count it and see if the money is missing. No, it's not missing. Here's your ID card, okay, okay. Take it, don't lose it again. Thank you. Thank you. You don't know, I've searched all the hotels this night. Finally I found you. Thank you. Thank you. It's okay. It's our job. Can the bus leave now? No, the bridge isn't fixed yet. If you're in a hurry, take the ferry. You still don't believe me when I say that there's a lot of love in the world, right? Boss, look how yellow the Yellow River is. Brother, this is the Yangtze River. Boss, I slept too much last night, don't mind me. I owe you the money for the boat ticket first, I'll pay you back when I get the bill from Changsha. No need to pay back. You are now penniless and still have to go to the debt? Yes, only if I have no money. There are still three brothers waiting for me. Show me your note. Then I wish you luck. Take it. No, boss. How can you take the bus if you don't have money? It's okay, boss, I have a solution, don't worry about it. What can you do? Take it. I'll lend it to you. I'll pay you back when I get the debt in Changsha. Thank you, boss. Who is this? Let me see. Let me see. You bring it to me, let me see, let me see She's quite good-looking. Give it back to me. Let me see, who is this? Your daughter? What do you care? Is she your daughter? No. Let me see. Let me guess. Let me guess. Your wife? No. Bring it here, you hear me? Your mistress, isn't it? Bring it here. Do you love her? Do you know what a mistress is? A mistress is your lover. I'll count to three. One. Two. Three. Boss, look! What are you looking at? Look, does she look like that female fraud? It looks like her. Fraud The female fraud. Don't run away. Can't you wait until the boat is docked and get closer to her before you shout. Get the luggage and chase. Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Don't run! Don't run! Teacher, it's bitter! I know. I'll give you a candy to put in your mouth so it won't be bitter. Why are you running? If I don't bring you here, you won't believe me. My boyfriend and I are both teachers at Shuguang Elementary School. He teaches art. These children are all orphans. Compared to those who can't afford to go to school, they are more pitiful. We promised the children, when spring comes, take them to see flowers. Go sketching. Then me and my boyfriend went to buy oil paints and boards for the kids. On the way back, we had a car accident. My boyfriend died. My face was ruined too. That child was very poor. She had a congenital retinal detachment. Even with surgery, the chance of getting her eyesight back is only 40%. I had an appointment with my boyfriend, when her eyes are cured, we would get married. I especially want to cure her eyes. I especially want to take her to see flowers. I think I should stick with it. I should stick with it no matter what it's for. But I just couldn't hold on anymore. When I ran into you guys that day, I didn't have any money left. The child was lying on the operating table. The hospital waited until the limit. I just couldn't do anything else. You were right not to believe me. Because I'm a liar. The only thing I've ever done wrong in my life is that I lied to you. But that ID card is real. Boss You're my benefactors. Thank you. All my cash is here. Give me her ID card. Shhh, let's go. Uncle. Uncle, here. Say goodbye. Bye uncle. Now I only have four yuan left in my pocket. Find a bank. I'll get some money. Is there a bank? This way. Look, boss. What's this? Go, go, go, boss, look. First prize, a van. Second prize, a laptop. Third prize, what color TV? Boss, where's your four yuan? What for? To buy a lottery ticket. Come on, let's go. No such luck. Boss, it's only four yuan. Try it. Take it. Take it. Buy two. I'll buy one for myself. Boss, I won. Really, really, I won. No, it's not. Nuts. Let's go. Let's go to the bank and get the money. I... I won. Come on, don't lie to me. Two yuan and you won. Really, I won. The jackpot. Van. Where's the lottery? Where's the lottery ticket? There it is. God of Luck? How dare you say you're the God of Luck? Boss, I told you I'm the God of Luck. Boss, I'll drive it. No. Why? We'll never get there with you as the driver. You don't trust me that much? Yes. Why? Look, First. There's only one road ahead. I can't go wrong. Secondly, you didn't sleep well last night. I did. Third There is no third. You see, it's not safe for you to drive like this. It's going to be a problem. Good. Control it well control it well. You see the road okay? Yes, don't be nervous, I'm talking to you. I've been driving tractors for years. It's fine. Then can you release the handbrake? A little to the right. To the right. To the right. You don't know right from left. Boss, don't talk. Can you sit still? I get nervous when you talk. Then I'll take a break and change in ten minutes. Okay, you sleep. Sleep a little longer. How long have I been sleeping? Two and a half hours. Where are we? Wake up. Wake up. Are you asleep? No, I didn't. You snored. I didn't hear you. Don't you move. Do you have a problem, boss? I'm stuck. Where is it stuck? Don't touch me. You're pressing my hand. Boss, I'm hurt. Where is it hurt? My foot. My foot hurts. You idiot, it's all your fault. I didn't let you drive, but you insisted. Then I told you I don't want you to talk, you have to talk. Is it ok I didn't talk? You're asleep. I'm not asleep. I told you, I'm not asleep. Not asleep? You're snoring. Shh. What's that noise? Boss, it's gasoline. Come on, this car's gonna blow up. Come on. Shut the fuck up! Find a way out. Boss, I can't open the door, I can't get my luggage. Don't worry about the luggage, save me first, okay? Don't pull the clothes, drag me! It's going to explode, hurry up! Shut up! Hurry up, hurry up, it's going to explode. It's not like American movies. Who said the car will explode if it overturns? Boss, do you still hate me? I'm used to it. Your bag is a treasure chest of everything. What's the spice? Yes, come on. Here, spicy beef. Golden mushrooms. Is there a seafood flavor? It's seafood. Great. This is chili. Smell it. It smells so good. This is vinegar. Put some vinegar in it. Now it would be perfect with a sip of wine. You wait. You really have? Yes. It's amazing, you can get anything you want, wine. I was washing a customer's car. I was given a bottle of wine by someone who specializes in wine delivery. Come on. Cheers. I never dreamed that in this shitty place, I'm here with you over a campfire, eating instant noodles. It's New Year's Eve. Boss, that's right. How else can you remember me? Listen, how quiet. Boss, it's not like I'm a tough guy. Not lucky either. I'm just a doomsayer. Really Frankly speaking, there are still many good people in this world. You see, we've met all good people along the way. Boss, I think really nice to meet you. Do you think I'm a good person too? I think I'm a good person. My staff doesn't think so. Why? You're so successful in your career. Am I successful? How successful are you? You're not successful? I just named it. You see as a boss, right? That's one person's success. Everyone else works hard. Is it easy for me to make some money with all the effort? Hundreds of employees under me are waiting for my salary. They call me nicknames behind my back. Call me the big bad wolf. How can they do that? I'm not a good son either. I wasn't with my dad when he died. I wasn't a very good father either. I went to my daughter's school for a parent-teacher conference. Their class teacher didn't know me. As a husband, I hid a lover from my wife. I'm afraid to tell her either. As a lover, I can't give any results. I'm not a good lover either. In fact, I'm quite a failure. Suddenly I found that I've lived my whole life similar to these two days. So are your feelings for your wife real or not? Of course it's real. What about the lover? It's also real. All the feelings are real. What to do? I don't know. Then you should think about it. Think about it. I should thank you. Why thank me? You showed me how fucked up my life is. I'm sorry, boss. I'm sorry. It's almost 12:00. Happy New Year. Great luck. Hurry up, hurry up Boss What's wrong? I can't do it. My feet hurt. I can't walk. What should I do? You carry me for a while. What? I'll carry your luggage. You can carry me for a while. I'll carry you. You carry the luggage. Wouldn't the weight still be on me? Let's go. I twisted my leg to save you. The car didn't blow up. And besides, it wasn't because you drove the car that it went into the ditch. Let's go, let's go You're fine, aren't you? You are still relying on yourself to go. Boss, don't worry. I'm sure we can get in the car later. Come on, big brother, you're such a doomsayer. Who's doomsayer? How come you're not? Then I didn't say it this time. If I'm really a doomsayer, I'd like to have a car right now and hit it with a thud. Did you say it's coming? Did you say it's coming? It's coming. Thank you, thank you. You don't listen to my advice. You don't listen to my advice... and you don't apologize. I'm sorry. Sorry, boss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry, sorry, thank you, I'm sorry. Come on, thank you. I'm sorry. Boss, where is this car going? To Changsha. How's it going? Now you'll admit you're a leprechaun. Yes, I'm a leprechaun, but I'm not a bad leprechaun. You ran fast just now, your leg is fine. Welcome. Welcome. All right, that's it. I wish you success in collecting your debt. Boss, I wish you and your lover. No, I wish you and your wife. All right, don't you dare say that. Happy and happy. This is for you. Save this for me. You're a lucky man. I wish you happiness forever. Bye, boss Bye. Manni, it's me. Where have you been the last two days? I just arrived in Changsha. I met a lot of things along the way. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'll tell you after the New Year. Are you okay? So why don't you go to the intersection of Pedestrian Street now? What for? Where are you? I sent someone to send you a surprise. You should go now. Where are you? You can't Hello? What happened to your face? What are you doing here? I missed you. I came to see you. You didn't tell me? I called you and you turned off your phone. I even went to your house. You went to my house? I saw your wife too. I told her. What did you tell her? I said everything. What's wrong with you? I'm sorry. Meili Meili Guo Guo Mom Guo Guo Dad, you're finally back. Guo Guo You've grown heavy again. Do you miss Daddy? Give Daddy a kiss. Give me a kiss. You're back. You know to come back? It's the first day of the New Year, what have you been doing? This phone is off too. Mom and I are so anxious. What the hell have you been doing? I had a lot of problems. Let's talk about it later. You go put your things away first. Come, Guo Guo. Go with Grandma. Daddy will give you a lot of gifts later. What happened to your face? It's nothing. It's just a scratch. You're so careless. Are you okay? I'm fine. How are you? I'm fine. What? Something wrong? Nothing. Have you had any visitors in the last two days? No. Sister Wang came once. Let me put the water in the bath for you. No, I'll do it myself. Guo Guo is asleep. In the past two days, a girl has been following me. She's pretty. She thinks I don't know. In fact, I found out a long time ago. She wrote a letter to you. She put it in the flower bed by the door. Check it out. I didn't read it. Chenggong. By the time you read the letter, I thought we had broken up. I'm sorry. Forgive me for being so willful. Remember I told you I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait a minute longer. So here I am. I used to think I was the woman who loved you most in the world. Only after I arrived at your house did I realize I was just a childish girl. Seeing your virtuous wife and your lovely daughter. I understood I could never replace their place in your life. I know it's time to leave. These past six months with you have been the happiest I've ever been. I will miss it. I've grown up. There's a path ahead of me. I will go on well. Goodbye, Big Bad Wolf Beautiful Sheep who is still loving you All right? I'm fine. I'm sorry. I have a lot to say to you. It's good to be home. I told you there are good people in this world. What? Happy New Year Boss, I got the money. Really? Then congratulations! There's a lot of love in the world. All right, I'll wait for you for dinner tonight. Happy New Year. Boss, I gave him all the money. I already know. Who is this Niu Geng to you? He's my He's my debtor. Miss What can I do for you, sir? What's taking so long to fly? One more person hasn't boarded yet. It's been 40 minutes since the departure time. His luggage has arrived. But the person hasn't arrived yet. What passengers are so unreliable? There are all kinds of people nowadays. We met a passenger last time, on the halfway through the flight, asked us to open the window. Welcome aboard! Boss
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