《一日系列第五十五集》早起的小朋友有營養午餐吃！邰邰、泱泱帶你們吃菜菜囉～-一日營養午餐

(gotta be careful with borrowed car) cute <3 good morning~ why.. why so early already shooting this early in the morning getting a random checkup is it scary? yah and also... haven't even done my makeup lemme see you without makeup see if we can actually air this or not if not we'll blur your face like this is that good? aye your eyes look really red you didn't sleep huh can't sleep~ duh~ who could fall asleep at this time? waking up at 3 AM in the morning who can actually sleep?! no makeup and with makeup not that big of a difference your eyes are still kinda swollen right now 'cause you didn't sleep put on mosaics for me thank you Okay! Mosaics just on the eyes - nose and eyes be still the same - is that okay? so it's okay (hell of mosaics) today... (hell of mosaics) dad drove you here? I called Uber can't say you call UBER yet dumb ass CUT IT today... your dad drove you here? then lemme say hi to Lynn's dad apologize for the inconvenience your dad isn't really good at parking huh kept going back and forth.. he probably not awake yet National father-in-law (Lynn is "national wife" of Taiwan) national father-in-law excuse me what happened? what happened? you're not national father-in-law please get down please get down Breaking news! Muyao4SuperPlaying host dating our Goddess Lynn in the middle of the night (previous scandal boyfriend:) didn't expect us (previous scandal boyfriend:) to ambush here huh 'cause I didn't drink sorry stop filming... stop filming already... try not to film me Come! You get over here! here film'em film'em film'em heh early as sh*t I'm your national father-in-law everyone~ right now~ 4:09 in the middle of the night lemme tell you at a time like this we called you guys here to film One Day Series yah yah - and then you two got off from the same car this is pretty obvious then alright have to make it public right now I mean if y'all insist Okay I'm making it public! I'm announcing it~ I hereby announce Muyao4SuperPlaying host 52-year-old Tai Chi Yuan drives UBER what you mean... Okay! It's me what you mean driving UBER please watch the tape! good morning~ we can see that Lynn got off from the backseat hold up - nah - obviously... listen to me listen to me to be fair she's supposed to be sitting in the front seat but since she's got a lot of stuffs so she puts everything in the back you're saying... I got a lot of stuffs this bag right? it's like this I'll use a "chengyu" to describe the "bed condition" right now "situation".... what you mean bed condition? the hell was that the hell's bed condition heh heh~ did I say bed condition? I'll use a "chengyu" to describe the satuation (?) right now bed condition right now bed condition the hell's bed condition can't even think straight lemme tell you this situation's called "one fish two dishes" (defendant) notified him to come 1st dish: drives UBER gets first pile of money after getting here 2nd dish: earns show money that's anotha one 3rd dish: take Lynn back home that's anotha one "one fish three dishes" since we're also short on budget Muyao 4 "wrong" SuperPlaying (BaiHsiang's turn to be like this) Muyao4SuperPlaying... lemme guess you... couldn't get up in the morning and can't even speak properly now I haven't slept (cray) kinda forcing myself lemme tell you you told me to sleep early yesterday so I slept early 6:30 PM and I'm already sleeping (old people don't sleep that long) and I end up waking my ass up at 9:30 you're the only energetic one here y'all didn't sleep? course not for real you didn't sleep? I did... you didn't sleep? but I slept?! she didn't fall asleep then how's that possible if you didn't sleep?! course it's possible 'cause calling UBER is by its APP doesn't even bother whether she sleeps or not scariest thing is Eric (Boss) didn't sleep either right after he got here he was like I didn't even sleep~ holy sh*t I was thinking how we gon set up the cameras but the problem is Eric's not the one holding the cameras (asshole producer) but lemme tell you what from this we can see for school lunch the school lunch that our students eat holy f*ck 2 AM they already started... Taige's technique is called Spoiler (+ignoring rundown) that's right today's One Day School Lunch didn't expect that huh eating lunch but they started working 02:00 AM do we have to be that early? but lemme tell you today you could say this shoot is really hyped 'cause you earn 2 more trips for Ubering - why this though 'cause you earn 2 more trips for Ubering - Huh? Cuz of that? (obviously higher appearance fee) Huh? Cuz of that? stop bullsh*tting aye you know lemme tell you lemme explain to everyone this confusing situation so because Taige last week just (got too much sh*t to say) got too much sh*t to say (got too much sh*t to say) saying something like (got too much sh*t to say) recently... our times are pretty normal don't have something like midnight shoots anymore gets one right away and then our "national wife" Lynn said can't always let me do food topics I wanna do some tough shoots too lemme tell you she wanna be with me and.. 4 words say it (chengyu) what's the first word? (husband sings, wife follows) - what's the first word? this's... is the first word..."husband" ? he wanna be with her and get some "husband and wife lung pieces" get something to eat after work (with you tho) "together through thick and thin" alright? s'all good 'cause being our hosts together through thick and thin makes sense that's it? yah then wtf you want? okay so the point is today we're gonna experience One Day School Lunch the school lunch your kids have been eating is made after all these hardworks Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! - is made after all these hardworks Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! - viewers are asking who's that person with mosaics all over the face on the screen? is it me? that person is Lynn without makeup (super pretty) Lynn you don't have makeup on? this's like a natural beauty stop tryna talk all... flirty and sh*t kept saying some irrelevant sh*t you could actually tell when I'm really happy that pure joy on my face and I was just telling Eric that aye Eric f*ck.. don't drive her I'll drive her okay okay okay go go go for real? yah yah people change when they're in love Lynn's eyes right now swolled like Philips light bulbs and you said she's got natural beauty what kind of bullsh*t is that... Alright! then now we're gonna sign in and do makeups get ready to start working aye aye what was that!! (mosaics over) alright talking about making school lunch it's really not easy at all 2 AM at midnight already started preparations washing rice cleaning rice (??) let's welcome Lynn first washing rice cooking rice and also wash and cut vegetables then start cooking at last getting the foods to the kiddos Taige lemme tell you something when you get in there you'll find out that the whole process is very different from what you may have expected got massive scale got everything automated so clean to the point where you be shocked who this? this is our (Chang Te Chung - Tongshian Vice President) Taige's brotha (Chang Te Chung - Tongshian Vice President) . (matching green) explain to the viewers why the matching sweaters it's because this is the uniform it's gotta be like this this is "Green Apple Paradise" [by Little Tigers (1989)] y'all feel me? (no) so everyone in the company has to dress like this? yah yah yah... stop playing (chengyu) "green and yellow doesn't connect" I'll do it lemme tell you now we always have to hit our hosts but if we hit Lynn like this.. our viewers be pissed pissed come here come here why'd you say some stupid ass pun? I want too why'd you say some stupid... I'll start asking please~ vice president is it really that every morning midnight at 2 AM... 2 AM and y'all started working yah around there since we only Restock at Midnight after they come in we'll start inspecting... today's foods right? yah after inspections we'll start... Inspection >>>> Cleaning cleaning yah clean first so the time for cooking won't be that early also it's each day's food has to be all taken care off on that same day gotta finish everything on the same day ain't no surpluses at all not kidding aye Taige you so smart I just had an idea after you were done with One Day Agricultural Market just come here right afterwards you just gotta film One Day Elementary Student to get everything connected yah then I get to do elementary again is that how it is? not only just the school lunch right now we already had school lunch when I was still a kid I don't believe you 'cause my school barely introduced school lunch when I was in 3rd grade oh no no it's 'cause I was in a private elementary school private or not there shouldn't be school lunch 50 years ago there was school lunch already that time the war's still going how is it possible? war my ass bullsh*t that time was Sino-Japanese... (WWII) stop bullsh*tting for making school lunches this kinda of a company needs to be established in quite a large scale gotta have a considerable scale nutritionists that's a must oh we also need nutritionist? food technician sorry what's a food technician? I've only heard of chefs 'cause I been in kitchens in military bases Oh!! For chefs that's a must for sure then what's a food technician? for the entire production procedure and safety inspections they're responsible for these tasks they're responsible (raising hand for questions) (student Lynn) Q: Do they plan the menus? A: Menus are planned by nutritionists so menus are planned by nutritionists 'cause back then our menus were designed by food service coordinators we had our food service coordinators doing surveillance and purchase normally these simple purchases will usually get you... a pair of leather shoes afterwards what you mean? those... suppliers give them away some gifts... no no no I get you 'cause like if there're 4 or 5 suppliers and then they be like Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! no no no see who's pair of shoes is BIGGER (bribe) no no no no for our students as of now about how much is the average cost per person for Taipei City maximum NTD $60 (USD $1 = NTD $30) usually it's all $55 usually 55 New Taipei City is also 50 bucks 50 bucks?! 50 bucks can get you what kinds of dishes? 1 main course 1 half-vegetarian dish and then 2 veggies 2 different fruits every week and also fruits four... hold up calm it down 50 bucks how's that even possible?! how's that even possible? really hard to find this price for a meal in Taipei this profit is already nanoscopic profit (feelings +1) that's funny~ this ain't even microscopic profit (feelings +1) that's funny~ it's nanoscopic profit talking about vegetables there's also one dish of CAS certified 5 days a week I get you(?) 4 days of CAS 1 day of organic vegetables what's CAS? it's also government approved what's CAS? means that it has food traceability gotta have food traceability which means that for this egg this chicken mom and chicken dad which year they're married when did they had their kids gotta provide a wedding photo (wedding day) I do not want to eat 50 bucks I wanna eat something better can't I? nope (asshole kid) why not? you could you can spend 100 bucks and eat two meals (asshole kid) ....... (gangsta) if I spend 1000 bucks and eat 20 meals (gangsta) they won't have abalones either (gangsta) I just wanna eat something better why you so annoying? aight Taige lemme tell you got to know this well enough already next up we'll have our vice president introduce this hsueh chang (male senpai) that'll be guiding you our hsueh chang... our general manager hsueh chang's general manager...? (gtfo) hsueh chang's general manager...? He leaving! He leaving!? general manager... (Tseng Fu Sung - Tongshian General Manager) hello hello hello (Tseng Fu Sung - Tongshian General Manager) please please please please please temperature right now's about 11 degrees celsius (52°F) you're not cold wearing that t-shirt? nah no? and you kinda dressed like Sanosuke (?) who's Sanosuke.. so usually you have to dress like a ninja? emm normally because for staffs like us to go in we have to have our sanitation caps on general manager even girls have to wear that? yah sanitation and safety yah right the most important things so general manager normally you'll be doing mostly administrative works so even you... had to go in and help on cooking? pretty tough to be a GM here huh our company and your company are both Taiwan's super rare ones that even higher-ups need to come down and work our boss is standing behind us right now taking care of his tripods yah our boss been doing whatever he can ever since our One Day Series started till now how long has it been for the average cost to grow up to 55? average cost since back then 40 bucks... grew 20 years each year grows 5 dimes lemme tell you its cost is growing slower than some cheap ass stocks that's dope were you.. crying or laughing? were you crying right there? he was having seizures so you're... (merits patron) this year's censer patron (suga daddy) so today we're gonna fully experience this do we start by washing the vegetables to start off? change the clothes! gotta change first gotta dress like a ninja to go in shouldn't even get Lynn here even better if I just get Fatty in here they be dressed up the same anyway and today Lynn can't even wear makeup to go in there y'all heard that? could barely tell that difference between her having makeup on AND not having makeup on everyone... see that? my difference between with and without makeup almost unnoticeable nah... them netizens are all proud like~ "that's my wife right there <3" "that's ma grandpa right there" Agong let's suit up suit up Tongshian Foods Muyao4SuperPlaying One Day School Lunch Starring Tai Chih Yuan AKA Taige AKA Agong Lynn AKA YangYang Producer Chen BaiHsiang AKA Chun Executive Producer Aliang Executive Producer Hsiao Guo Cinematographer Bao Ko Key Grip Fatty Film Editor Pi Lieh Âng ku! where Liao Tianding at? Liao Tianding's here (Taiwanese Robin Hood) Liao Yangding (?) she looks like a sea woman sea woman (Ama divers) were you just catching lobsters down there yah I got you a big lobster lemme ask you first is this for eating lobsters? aye stop playing lemme tell ya what this spoon is something else if you don't have this then you can't try'em out hum what you mean? 'cause we gotta taste the foods (Agong's wrong spoon usage) you have it too this is so long~ (Lynn's correct spoon usage) so convenient (just realized how to use) so you two are gonna eat everywhere you go today? try how they taste for everyone! lemme tell you vice president just told me that their dishes Can't even have a single hair also they said if they see something in there even if it's just a piece of hair fine 1000 bucks and then if there's one single worm that's a 1000 their foods gotta be organic these worms.. after they're all organic they'll just... bite their tongues to suicide so after they're harvested all the worms will be like... another way is to do it is this all of their veggie dishes will forever be called green dried shrimp with napa cabbage if there're worms they'll just say... that's our dried shrimps not worms stop bullsh*tting check out this upgrade though on the outside it's all wrapped with vacuum asceptic packing absolutely dustless so now we're gonna go in heard we also gotta get through an air shower room it's pretty much equivalent to a car wash you go in and it be like (Agong's on cloud 9) then you get waxed and then you'll get through... dressed like this... to get all the dusts on you fully blown off they used to be stricter used to even shave all your eyebrows but then they take a good look at you "aye why you look like a toad?" this whole world the only animal with no eyebrows is toads snakes got eyebrows? snakes have eyebrows snakes got eyebrows? Oh!!! Snakes do geckos got eyebrows? they always do this turtles got eyebrows? turtles do earthworms got eyebrows? turtles got no eyebrows? then lemme ask you loaches' got eyebrows? lemme ask you keep talking then straight up give you... thousands of examples easy I'll prove you wrong right now if turtles ain't got no eyebrows why do people say "picky" then? (龜 turtle + 毛 hair = "龜毛" picky) answer me then c'mon let's get in let's go sir we're here (Agong) (Lynn) Mr. GM, so like for him right now seems like it's all covered up already right? but his sideburns might fall in it's showing? a little bit for real? and then take a look at this girl over here I made her look like this today why the hell did I get her here for? she's the face of our company listen to me she's wrapped like this already but still has it still pretty cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute we're getting in the air shower room BaiHsiang pushed me! (Wanted: Chen BaiHsiang) we're gonna start car washing so later on... we can't do this either... let's say aye hello hello no you can't no even at other times no even at other times... no even at other times I just... want people to know you can't do that okay hold up... lemme tell you something super important anyone who's directly having contacts with the foods here have to do a culinary physical exam have you two done the physical exam? premarital exam right? course we do (gave up) okay~ as long as you did it.. aight that's it then let's go alright we're now here at the vegetables-washing section a full machinery carrying out this line operation yah yah yah all the way till they're cleaned up and after that we get clean vegetables yah that's right then I wanna ask 20 years ago... we don't have these things right? no no no how do you wash'em 20 years ago then? a bunch of people washing over there? yah yah yah since when did we start having these kinds of machines? starting this year starting this year... this equipment how much did it cost? a few millions so after the money goes into this this year's wasted not that this year's wasted it's the past 20 years that are wasted then may I ask our GM what jobs are Taige responsible for? have you guys done the physical exams? I passed the physical exam no hepatitis B hepatitis A hepatitis C hepatitis D ain't got any of them hepatitis high cholesterol is passing? high cholesterol is okay what about high blood sugar I don't have high... stop bullsh*tting then we'll start... can start washing now let's wash'em okay older sis(?) I'll do it should be a younger sis.. younger sis I'll do it vegetable-washing section just saw Taige in the front doing inspections and so I'll be picking leftover veggies? I'll be checking if there's veggies like this like if the stalk is still there you have to throw it away (dumb girl) Do you throw them here? No? pretty much all very clean basically when you get to the end there's pretty much no stalks already Check the veggies! Vegetables! vegetables? what? think you can get away with the gloves on? I wasn't I was checking the vegetables there was this guy came to me all pissed and said "Taige's touching her" who who who Mister Liao KuoMing himself (Fatty's real name) KuoMing himself... (Fatty ain't important) yah KuoMing himself... gotta pick'em out carefully for real ayo hold on hold on no this one is no no go away~ these are all for little kids to eat pick carefully meat section now this machine is something else this is every different meat's vacuum meat massager (tumbler) - what does that mean? back then when we prepare meat we had to do this pounded till my fingers all broken you mean like this? yah yah yah something like that... aye she was touching me wasn't even me... (salty) same sh*t so I had to beat you! okay after you get this massage down the flavors will then penetrate in so like let's say you worked for a whole day shoulders sored and stiff we'll just throw you in and get you some massage yah once I get out I'll be made into... (gimme the fan) hold up you're gonna beat me right? but before this there's a mix up so it's.... I hit you first really have to make it that specific? our viewers' eyes are sharp as hell can't just play it off on them that's okay start working start working opening opening this many chickens at the end they'll become little kids' muscles - eats meat grows meat - so y'all see that? this many uncles and aunties preparing school lunch for you guys we gotta finish everything up if we dump the leftovers that'd be very wasteful OK~ this section we're now at is considered a buffer zone lots of ingredients are now semi-finished products at last they'll be finished products and there's actually people eating pancakes for lunch?? don't you think you're spoiling these kids... sometimes we even gotta make gratin even gratin? For real?! even gratin? For real?! - yah 50 bucks gratin?! even got gratin there's even yakimono taiyaki wanna be elementary kid again oh really wanna go back to elementary not that these things are cheap it's that they pushed their own profit really low!! in order to make such high-quality lunches still that old saying at the end of the day Finish eating! I'm gonna go cook some soups Everyone! just take a look at this if you don't look closely you probably thought this place is model home tell me if this could get any cleaner wax after wax if a snake comes in it probably don't even know where to go not even just snakes bacteria right here prolly lonely as hell too can't survive no one's here no one at all it'll start getting boring all by itself way too clean 'cause back then when we're walking around in the kitchen it's all sticky look at this this is so clean yah so we're always saying 5 star service, "money-saving" price. "5 star" (pun intended) street stand's price (charity confirmed!!) I'm really curious about something, Taige kids eating Tongshian's high-quality school lunch their immunity is probably like nonexistent just by eating some noodles on the street end up going straight to emergency room 'cause they ain't got no immunity no more is that good? we're just trying our best to keep them clean to be frank not a single company would let their products go dirty true like when I was little eating them fried rice (my grandma cooked'em) it's always hair fried rice 'cause like... like a bowl full of hairs... (fat choy) and the hairs would string up all the hams... follow the hair and you'll drag up all the hams stop saying some dumb sh*t now let's take a look at their rice-washing section you're just cooking some soups why you never get there? halfway through kept on getting... I wanna see how they wash the rice (BaiHsiang bye) for real check this out they still got these organic brown rice aye it's brown rice~ and brown rice is more expensive than white rice lot more expensive... introduce that thing that looks pretty interesting rice getting high-pressure processed sucking them out from inside and then it'll distribute its... ratio between brown rice and white rice yah yah yah next up please lower the volume let the battle begin! alright this person next to me is our (Fan Ming Tsung - Vice General Manager) - on-site (Fan Ming Tsung - Vice General Manager) - commander: Vice GM Fan (Fan Ming Tsung - Vice General Manager) - now we're gonna be mixing soups what soups do we have today? today we have ... (our national soups) corn soup (Taiwanese) green bean soup so everyday there'll be 2 soups (by turns) too much work yah yah yah so actually on the daily we're supplying Taipei City and New Taipei City more than 80 schools in total so you guys are cooking 60 thousand meals for everyone per day right on each day about how many fellow staff workers are cooking these things about 100 people more than 100 'cause of automations and robotics human labor has been cutted gotta be a lot more back then but everyday's still like this though around the clock sunset to sunrise hsueh chang can you please guide these two joing this soup-cooking squad yes yes yes as you can see I think our kitchens these days already turned into like hospitals or something ready for a surgery so after the soup goes in let it boil wait till our potatoes (them potatoes) when they're... about soft then we can start thickening (w/ slurry) haven't used a paddle to cook in a long while so if we're in this position we're responsible for mixing right? yah yah yah this is what we called Stiring (same pronunciation as French kissing) stiring is mixing this is just like when we're paddling a canoe hold your canoe paddle like this here here here Taige Taige's good at "stirring" I know next up we're gonna thicken the soup potatoes are cooked through right? yah hurry up hurry hurry hurry gotta hurry or else they'll clot up this uhh Mandarin it's called "勾芡" Taiwanese Hokkien's called... Cantonese it's (just for you~) you know? now gonna drop the beaten eggs wow~ eggs look beautiful (Tongshian hint: must be 85°C before taking it out) try your own soup see if it tastes good holy f*cking good~ deadass f*cking good aye mind... mind her existence aight? but I already drank this... she has her own spoon AND what?! you stirred these eggs so gooood when she was like this just now think she kinda dripped some in here dripped where?! bomb kids it's really good!! you guys have to finish all the foods that uncles and aunties made for you everyday! and also this soup gotta finish everything Taige lemme tell you let's not waste anytime now we're gonna get these (soups) loaded up (on the shelves) distributed say check it out sorry sorry.. (loading soups) next up we're gonna be loading the soup are you okay? choked by my own spit next part you gon be surprised (old spit X saliva) what?! next part eating breakfast already working at 3 AM what time is it now? 6 AM eating breakfast really tough man (let. me. take. care. of. you.) (I. will. be. willing. to. <3) OK Let's eat breakfast Check it out now we're gonna get some food this is nice Iberian porks ~ yippee aye aye yippee yippee aye ~ these eggs look so good these veggies can't be the ones we just washed right? you right it is always touched to see these kinds of dishes 'cause back when I was still a young soldier we got these 4 dishes reporting this for you, sir Tai Tai military menu: winter melon with dried shrimps carrot with white raddish green onion with garlic (secret menu) and there's one more red braised corn kernels hold on not red braised pork?! corn?? there're meats but not even visible nanoscopic meats lemme tell you winter melon with dried shrimps is sick it's actually just a puddle of water is it 'cause the winter melons were overcooked? all melted winter melon punch and then we just mix that soup with rice and after we've been eating them for 2 whole months company commander gets arrested.. after that lemme tell you sickest sh*t is that that they cooked carrots with fried eggs white raddish with green onions.. my ears can finally breathe now (?) Let's eat! this's really good stop faking how's that possible - it's real! - ain't possible aye their eggs are so bomb yah right... 50 bucks you know why I'm hitting you so hard? why... 'cause it's really good really? only 50 bucks try some yourself Lynn's saliva really not bad I didn't do anything you intended to intended to? (serving <3) This is mine! These are my chopsticks! okay then it's okay... Lovely Moment~ same sh*t if she feeds you still can't do that - still can't do that? - NO this is really good really good (captured Lynn's heart) - (captured Lynn's heart) aye I think this is really aye I think this is really costs after costs way too crazy at the end of the show we'll be auctioning Lynn's mask , spoon , for charity all revenues will be donated to charity groups I'll make the starting bid (Most Wanted: Fatty) reserve price (Most Wanted: Fatty) NT12000 (pay up first) OK? (gross) (gross) alright now we're gonna be frying them vegetables Taige have you noticed that pot for vegetables and the pot for soups looks quite the same exactly the same seeing this stir fry pan reminds me of (Agong's good old memories) back when I was still a supervisor cook in the military (Agong's good old memories) we're standing next to the stove like this (Agong's good old memories) - (Agong's good old memories) two of us having to do that how's that any different from shoveling dirt just like how they pound the mochi Lynn lemme ask you a question how long would it take you to finish that pot of meat don't think... I can finish Lynn if you can finish this whole pot for real no bullsh*t then aight (propose?) What?! What?? you'll pay for her yah that's it the hell you doing stop bullsh*tting Taige hurry that pot coming coming winter melon with braised pork netizen: bottom's all burnt netizen: come on netizen: Lynn's so pretty netizen: care for Agong netizen: Agong the bottom's burning Agong kept missing the bottom the bottom's probably already.... Taige after you flipped them same thing push from the side then push back trick of the great minds stir fry pan feels much better much easier huh push you got this? I got this if you don't just tell me then I'll help you get it? watch it it's slippery.. aye it's very hard to push - are there any girls doing this? - there are! - are there any girls doing this? so strong! (girl) (girl #2) (also a girl) aye this not easy at all!! have to push very hard (guilty) (guilty) (guilty) (guilty) (guilty) may I ask.. are we like considered passing? this is already 100% 100% already for newbies Taige we got 100 outta 100~ thank you boss how long do we have to stir for a pot like this? after it's boiling it's gotta be cooked till the meats are tender then how do we know if the meats are tender or not? have to try oh have to try see if the meats are tender or not this is winter melon and braised pork here here here you first you first you first (Netizens: No! Where BaiHsiang? No! My wife don't! No! beat him!!!! No! Agong needs to die!) watch out it's hot meats tender now? tender? ah it's good so good (delicious) (delicious) right? already tender it's so good that flavor's just perfect how could this happen? all got a recipe to make - yah yah yah yah yah - seasoning so good drink the sauce You're thinking what I'm thinking?! (never full) (gourmet retard) so good you even wanna drink the sauce you want some? do I drink some? do I drink some? y'all selling this too? stop lying stop lying... so gooood~ a good saying goes "got fish got meat also gotta have veggies" (Taiwanese Hokkien) what does that mean? "got fish got meat have veggies too~" (Mandarin) sounds about right means gotta have fish gotta have meat also gotta have veggies your side view... show it to the camera (can't go thru) right here it's all like this then look at Lynn's (Netizens: Behead him! F*ck! F*ck off!) face's so small... you just touched Lynn how could you do that? just the mask!! next up they're gonna let you two take on stir frying vegetables completely finish a dish of veggies?! - completely finish a dish of veggies?! - complete a set of dish complete a set of dish will there be... fried rice?! (Taiwanese slang: fried rice = banging) not today not after today either!! no? and never will!! kids don't have fried rice? they like fried noodles better (chow mein) all chow mein? okay Cantonese chow mein good just stir frying vegetables is that good? alrighty Taige these are the' vegetables you washed now we're boiling our vegetables these pots here were already sauced up this school lunch Quite little oil and salt (healthiness assurance!!) aye not bad it's boiling that's good here boiling vegetables this should be fast huh 'cause this is... very fast very fast vegetables right? yah yah yah aight your turn~ okay it's already boiling we're gonna start scooping them out (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) last bit of vegetables is all you this is shallot sauce wow smells so good scoop up after it boils sauté shallot with oil after mixing place into hot food processing section finished now we're gonna deep fry this sweet potato fries from the side yah deep fried sweet potatoes gotta spread them out open'em up Taige can I help too~? it's heavy it's ready golden sweet potato fries hold up Today's Sponsorship Time Taige it's all good you're here every one of Muyao is here Taige we're all here okay aye what about Chen BaiHsiang? emm? Taige he's here already a time like this still has mosaics on? my whole life has dedicated to this show just that I have only one regret (avoiding contacts) Agong what is your wish whatever you say we'll do anything to make it come true I.. really wanna do a like those Japanese huge game show with a lot of people and everyone's all laughing everyone's all happy this kind of a show Welcome to Who Can Climb the Farthest~ Start I'm ready!! First Competitor KID not slippery enough add a bit more on my body! guess I could also back up huh okay KID Challenge Complete Second Competitor Tai Chih Yuan super fast Tai Chih Yuan Challenge Complete Taige... Agong... Taige... Agong... Taige... Agong... Please don't die too early Kenting Foam Music Festival has much more wonderful things than you could ever imagine then Fatty has decided to embark on this Kenting trip okay next we're gonna distribute all dishes all the foods we've already cooked are all done now we're gonna do packaging in a moment we'll be sending them to to kids Taige when we're... distributing foods we need to wear gloves because the foods are pretty hot so we need gloves on top of gloves right? yah yah yah after putting on gloves we're gonna put on this this.. gotta put on 3~4 layers thumb pointing to thumb here (2nd layer of plastic gloves) gloves on top of gloves right? X2 (innocent) I said!!&^*$%^&^ (you changed) gloves on both hands huh is this safe? it's safe all clean now - two is enough right?! - two's enough... More gloves! more gloves... how f*cking dirty are my hands? How Dirty Are My Hands have to be cautious Cautious! shouldn't be a problem for me to do this now right? course not course (netizen: stop that!!!) (netizen: beat him already) (netizen: honey I'm coming for you!!!) (netizen: still your hands!!!) should be okay to do this right? Stop playing!!! more gloves this is pretty hard to put on putting over this putting on about 7 X 7 = 49 layers (netizens triggered) any longer? alright here after putting on gloves we're gonna be... sterilizing our hands with alcohol I... still need to sterilize with alcohol? How Dirty Are My Hands?! after I'm done with this put my hands in a microwave microwave for 3 minutes thoroughly thorough okay then now we're gonna load the foods up loading zone stewed soy intestines with radish (sir) put it in put it right here (perfect demonstration) this amount right? a bowl full right? (perfect demonstration) Taige you're wrong again have to get this (food) inside the water scoop gotta have a bit of sauce (too hard for you?) no you gotta pour this in (too hard for you?) oh gotta have some sauce? this is for you to pour things in there's a number on the side 27 pour the amount for another 7 people add a bit more this is 26 (food servings) last scoop 27 kilos Yay~ Yay~ Finished!! hope you guys have a wonderful lunch today squid patties fat ass Chen BaiHsiang producer Complete here's where finished products are placed this is the mosquito lamp what us people sees is dark yellowish light what mosquitoes see is all black! so all the viewers out there~ not that your screen got yellow it's 'cause the flies' eyes blacked out they're just went blind so those flies can't even fly here dark as hell and they just leave Taige this non-stop chain of works today really driving me insane aye super busy!!! yah look at every one of them in every different position everything they're doing is very intense as hell the squid patties that you two were distributing they're saying that when you're holding them can't let any of their edges touch how bout they just get all the kids standing here send the food straight into their mouths 'cause after our foods are done packaging to reach the kids' mouths still needs some time have to keep the number of bacteria as low as possible!! total sterilization yah or how bout we use a pipe and just send them to all the schools stop saying some dumb sh*ts like this they selling for 50 bucks (super cheap) I think they're crazy or something their moms probably all never seen that never known actually our school lunch that kids are eating requires so much labor (tough work!!) then I wanna ask I wanna ask hsueh chang hsueh chang please! a meal of school lunch like this are they mandatory as of now? Free students are free to choose but there're still some parents letting kids bring their own oh also that yah also that so the ratio of the orders placed per school should've reached more than 90% right? majority of them around 80% ~ 90% aye how many times have I already told people to finish their food! honestly after seeing this round (of labor) really makes me wanna finish everything most likely will right? I think you'll devour anything seen it or not as long as there's food on the table you'd always finish (good kids' represent) I just know that have to cherish our food every drop and every piece everyone dedicated so much work to make them yah hsueh chang lemme ask you what's Taige doing next? next up we're heading for logistics section to see our delivery status yes around what time do we need to deliver them to each school after 11:00 must be done before 11:40 hsueh chang it can't be that... after they're done we still need to recycle their lunch boxes right? oh yes yes yes have to take'em back here to wash to sterilize so anyway this place just... wash after wash sterilize after sterilize then Taige let's go check out the deliveries okay get ready to deliver the foods alright see that? truck after trucks of them on the side all ready soups are already loaded up slowly cooking the food to distributing to stacking them outside and loading them on car a cycle like this approximately done within half an hour hsueh chang lemme ask you the personnels responsible for delivery - are also the people of our company? - yes so I'm just asking out of curiosity students have winter and summer breaks - do you guys have winter and summer breaks? - yah yah yah you guys can rest up during winter and summer breaks (first day of work already asking for vacay) So while they're resting they're still getting paid?! (first day of work already asking for vacay) we'll be giving them half (oh half pay leave) half pay leave (oh half pay leave) let them go on vacations then that's not bad winter and summer breaks no ones buying and you want them to pay full salary?! so even in winter and summer breaks you'd still be paying them half to avoid seeing them leave yes yes straight up a "non-profit" factory huh as for our GM and Vice GM both possess a strong sense of commitment frankly speaking sending our food there seeing kids finishing their food deep down you guys actually have an inexplicable satisfaction right? yah yah yah that kind of happiness for real for real you'll feel it and then one day they'll recall I used to be eating... Tung Shuai's I used to be eating... Tong Shian's bruh it's Tongshian!! I used to be eating Tongshian's school lunch kids wouldn't know sh*t kids be like (asshole kid) oh that's gross as f*ck school lunch's trash (asshole kid) every dish's like.... oh... all look the same they don't look the same anymore right? merely the planning for the variety of dishes is already... yah yah yah I really think kids right now are so lucky our associates planned these menus till they braindead she planning these menus all day everyday so Associate Liu are you a nutritionist youself? yes (Liu Hsiao Ching - Product Developtment Associate) so when your creating these menus (Liu Hsiao Ching - Product Developtment Associate) what goes into your routine of planning? basically we'll first refer to students' dietary needs focusing on their colors, smells, and tastes try our best to present differnet colors even colors are part of your considerations yup are there any parents saying that parent: can I order a school lunch too? there was this parent she just said that her kid would always be telling her about their school lunch and then the mom said can I have a meal with my kid? to understand and experience a bit yah and next thing you know the mom came and work here noo is it possible to order with tax ID number? (GUI number) lemme tell ya if they allow tax ID invoice the more they do the faster they go bankrupt (just keep it like this) your only way to appreciate them is by finishing the food all the kids out there thank you alright right now all hands on the scene are urgently fulfilling their tasks they'll be delivered to every different school right now Taige did you notice that Lynn's (perfect ratio) shoulders are pretty narrow no no not just narrow she's just overall slim but my 'cause my shoulders are much wider just happens to be... happens to be like this you actually look skinnier in this (you're mine!) reduce contacts I didn't even do anything - you have to.. - I didn't please keep your hands to yourself always... always wished to Jiangcui Elementary School delivery personnel Taige Lynn please report to F1 plaza prepare for departure they departing!! can't play around no more can't play around we're leaving now hurry and get... the lunches hurry and send them over OK School lunches are coming GO! GO! GO! GO! (where they going?) exit is there kids we're coming~ Agong's delivering your lunch~ steaming hot lunches still gotta hear you~ say~ finished eating~ lemme tell you now all the school lunches are sent here at Jiangcui Elementary School now you're responsible for 9.8.7.6. 9th grade (?) 8th grade (?) 7th grade (?) 6th grade (?) (grandpa of different era) is it? 5th grade's 9 8 7 6 (classroom names) okay No problem Lunch service!! aye they're all hot yah steaming hot 5th floor (creepy guy) like this right? Lunch delivery Achievement unlocked where we put the soup? think it's over there (f*ck you want?) hehe don't you~ remember~ under the banyan tree~ (wonder woman power) (teacher) this song (teacher) to you guys (teacher) might be too old but that's okay too old ghost?! teacher!! <Taige Enka Mode> you've heard it before... "Kita Kuni no Haru (1977)" kids right now are listening to... the songs you've been listening BaiHsiang look at me!! (3 boxes at once) yes thanks Taige you're done distributing right? done distributing and so they arranged a class of students 12:00 they'll come back wanna see if you can have some interactions with them actually the important thing is not to be worried about whether to play with kids or not I wanna watch them eat how they feel about today's meal there's a dish of meats I cooked there is? oh god I was there stirring like crazy and you didn't see that?! so good at stirring prolly doesn't get distributed here most importantly I wanna see if I can get anotha free meal 'cause the amount of food is based on headcounts what I meant is that what if a kid says that uncle.. today I.. don't wanna eat and then I'll ask him why don't you wanna eat? 'cause I'm broke this meal I'll sell you for 200 that earns 150 Taige lemme tell you we'll head back and wait in the classroom let's watch how these kids eat little kid Tai Tai little kid Tai Tai (52 years old/1st grade) bumped into principal for this meal it's like (Wu Chang Chi - Jiangcui Elementary School Principal) can our teachers also eat as well? our teachers also makes their purchases just like our kids here eats with the kids in the classroom together at the same time ease in guidances on various etiquettes so if I say I'm a student's parent Is it possible for me to eat with them? (not giving up any chances) it be faster if I buy you one so in these foods they never put anything like cilantros inside right? this I... was just asking the principal sometimes they will (needs force-feeding) our teachers would still encourage them (needs force-feeding) let's say if they eat it.. would you guys give out some scholarships? that's probably not happening if some students' appetite is abnormally crazy eats 2 meals even eats 3 meals (what do we do?) that's already taken care of our supplier's all very caring prepares a lot of backup meals and we don't need to pay extra? no no no no right here we really have to Congratulate student Lynn you can start living here yay~ I was... just congratulate her don't have to shake hands principal lemme ask you a question do you think our students recognize Taige? should be very familiar for real? I mean he's so famous really? but this age group they probably recognize (Taiwanese YouTubers) those 3 I just said how many do you recognize? sorry I don't know any of them and also Zun (so who're you guys?????) some people.. right? Taige if that's how it is we'll set an ambush at 506 alright alright okay thank you principal tough work sir as I should be alright now I'm gonna be with our classmates and eat?! nah nah... I'm just watching them I'm just watching them eat alright? Taige lemme tell you 5th graders number of them recognizing you should be at least - for real? - at least that many? wanna bet? I think recently kids been loving and recently there was this One Day Jin Tsheng Wu you said they might mistaken him for Jin Tsheng Wu?! lemme tell you listen to me listen to me (never listen to me) so you meant the moment he steps in our viewers would be like "Jin Tsheng Wu!" you hit Lynn... needa get killed (chengyu: refer to Ten Abominations) she said you're Jin Tsheng Wu you the one that needa get killed how could you be like that? (couple fight?) you right about it (couple fight?) but don't be like that the hell you doing? you the one that shouldn't be like that that hit you just whipped ears ringing how's this happening? ears still ringing now then lemme tell you since the weather's also cold today plus your ears ringing signs of a stroke shut the f*ck up then Taige what do you think? observe from afar first I'll be there observing from a distance then I'll go in and ask aye what you think about it? something like that I think that's a good plan 'cause once you got in they'll probably be all busy staring at you and then forget to eat watching Shimajiro all zoned out and end up not even eating you compared me to Shimajiro actually this comparison is pretty... Shimajiro is international.. (cartoon star) the hell you saying? the Jin Tsheng Wu in their world is Shimajiro good thing you didn't say "lil tiger" who's lil tiger? "lil tiger lil tiger coffee" (1992 Taiwan commercial line) my dad used to drink that (Stone Age) - stop talking - for real? ask... ask the teacher teacher "lil tiger lil tiger coffee" crazy hyped someone actually getting his reference See that!!!!!!!! lil tiger's here you don't really see a teacher that's like "lil tiger lil tiger coffee..." that's sick straight up a comedian you know why I gotta introduce him like that? Mr. Lin Yu-Chih's old classmate let's get a round of applause for Mr. Lin Yu-Chih's old classmate Natto's old classmate (Taiwanese celeb) classmate and even kinda look like Natto (Liu Yin Nan - Director Of Student Affairs) oh this... (Liu Yin Nan - Director Of Student Affairs) this is an insult (Liu Yin Nan - Director Of Student Affairs) nah nah nah I'll reserve my statute of limitations you're a classmate with Natto in which school? National Taiwan Normal University my hsueh chang (male senpai) hold up hold up you're his hsueh chang?! how is that possible? I thought you a brotha of their principal back then how is that possible aye aren't you gonna watch the kids? watch the kids... I gotta take a look can we do it? just ask "do you guys recognize me?" what should I say? hurry up Taige hello everyone do you guys know who I am? TAIGE~ do you guys know who I am? 腎結石Saint (BaiHsiang fan) he even said "don't lie" don't lie? (high pitched) yah he even said don't lie~ (happy to be recognized) if you know Taige can you raise your hand for me to see? you guys have to actually know me can't be just 'cause your teacher told you about me [90% knows him?!] you guys have to actually know me can't be just 'cause your teacher told you about me Bullsh*t! the whole class knows him? impossible what you mean "the whole class knows him.. impossible" your whole class knows Taige? hello kids good to see you everyone hi Taige one of them says hi uncle Tai very good very good very good someone almost said hi grandpa Taige's age is your age times 5 Hold on!!!!!! HOLD ON!!!!!! yah about 5 times... how do you guys know Taige though? which show is it? okay hold up from watching "Mr. Player" please raise your hand aight if we all good then let's get the f... okay I'll ask another one... if you've seen Muyao4SuperPlaying please raise your hand aye not bad there're still 3 people that watched our show (Lynn fan) (Winni fan) 4 people (Lynn fan) (Winni fan) no way (KID fan) no way ("can't find the 4th", by Editors) alright then do you guys know Zun? I know! you know him yah? aye she knows everyone so excited "do you know Taige?" "I know..." "do you know Zun?" "I KNOW!!!!" then do you guys know 放火Louis? I know! I know! ah I know! what about 聖結石Saint I know! he was like... of course... I know you guys know Chang Fei? no yah! I know... y'all know right OK OK not bad not bad actually they know us very well they know us pretty well... what do you think about today's lunch? Student A - Student A: don't know - Student A: don't know don't have any opinions? then what do you think about today's lunch? elegant Student B - elegant Student B: not bad - elegant Student B: not bad - not bad ok what do you think about today's lunch pink Student C: .......... what about usually all pretty good usually it's all okay what about today.. pink Student C: OK today's okay too alright then OK is the lunch today OK for you? scared Student D pretty good huh okay then that's good so are you gonna get anotha bowl of it? (shake shake) not getting another bowl are you picky? (shake shake) do you eat carrots? (nod) you eat carrots you laugh like... MMM then lemme ask you do you eat green pepper? raise your hand if you eat green pepper raise your hand if you don't eat cilantro aight that's good good students don't eat cilantros don't teach wrong things! what do you think about today's lunch? pretty Student E: it's okay it's okay right do you think this school lunch compares to a bento your mom prepared which one do you think you'll choose? (today's most heartwarming) Of course it's my mom of course it's mom's but at any point has this lunch reminds you of your mom not at all just school lunch Taige you gotta ask this student that lives in YouTube she knows every YouTuber you just named which One Day Series have you watched before? with KID's convenience store's One Day Convenience Store so you're you're a KID fan right? so in order to see KID that's why... you forced youself to watch us is that how it is? if yes just nod no no she said no so she still doesn't know who you are Student G & H - can you guys talk about school lunch ones that impressed you which food do you think it's good none~ none means that doesn't taste bad right? pretty legit I noticed you guys don't eat a lot don't eat a lot for lunch you don't eat a lot for lunch what about dinner? eat a lot!! then you'd eat a lot and then supper you'd eat even more the one that eats even more for supper is over there (that's some happy fat with you) please don't eat supper (that's some happy fat with you) (that's some happy fat with you) he's almost as fat as a trash can or something all of them emptied oh my god do you guys wanna stay for a lunch? (try after try) taste some of your own works to such a passionate invitation (finally someone invited me to eat) won't be polite if we walk away from this invite such well-rounded service thank you thank you then we'll start eating start eating good good kids still love to eat more of deep fried foods I love fried foods too that's weird I might be just too old so I rarely eat fried foods you like fries? you're so calm looks like the face of a doctor wanna be a doctor in the fututre? (actually nodded) right? which field do you want to study? orthopedics is it orthopedics? gotta remember me young blood Uncle Tai sat next to you before and then I'll see you as an orthopedic surgeon (Taige post-retirement health care) very good great thank you it's her thank you... (hand's all sored cuz of you) one two... three one more let me eat (angel teacher) winter melon with pork is really good anyway I think today's experience in a nutshell making a meal of school lunch is actually not an easy task our president alright? vice president 2 AM in the morning he's already here cooking even till now he still hasn't ate yet he has to wait till everyone's done then he'll eat (dedication) really touched today we're also grateful to have you guys treating us to this wonderful meal thanks for the hospitality One Day School Lunch Success they can sleep now sleep when you're full eat when you awake

Channel: 木曜4超玩

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Length: 63min 38sec (3818 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018