《一日系列第三十集 - 玉山篇》九死一生的上班旅程-一日玉山觀測員 One-Day Yushan

You're gonna send him to Jade Mountain!? there's gonna be flowers and birds and everything yah? Yah! our Weather Bureau's all on you now! you'll be responsible for bringing our observatory docs down from... Producer Chen BaiHsiang AKA Chun Cinematographer Hung Chih , Yung Wei One Day Weather Station Weather Observer - Jade Mountain Summit Conquest - after blood sweat and tears you could say Extraction after extraction Concentration after concentration from the bottom of the mountain finally got here at this place Jade Mountain Hiking Gate what got you so hyped today like this? 'cause I believe as a weather station's weather observer we gotta be fighting at the front line! in order to let the people know the conditions of their current weather filming One Day Series gotta be spitting facts 'cause Taige's actually got some really good stamina! but since he usually don't hike all that often so he's still kinda worried about this and so the guide was like "Taige no worries!" "we hooked you up with a box full of Viagra" I think I don't even need these things 'cause I think I don't get any side effects from altitude sickness scared my ass I thought when you said you don't need it thought you meant... the other thing Aye! Even your right pocket got some of your deez... for real man... it's my phone... what I'm trying to say is that if let's say today I could be with hsueh chieh (female senpai) and climb up to Jade Mountain's north peak that be my... life-long pleasure indeed! Taige Your colleague is here! colleague's here? colleague's here...! Imma~ Imma~ climb Jade Mountain~ Imma~ Imma~ climb Jade Mountain with you~ don't trip It's me! Taige! what good mood yah? Chen BaiHsiang... Yes! where my fan at... there's no fan though... ever since that One Day... fisherman I noticed your openers are long as hell these days 'cause you.. afterwards you won't have that much screentime... Agong's seasick again so you're kinda worried... so I was waiting on the side for quite a minute... nah...nah...nah...nah.... so I was thinking today being a... Jade Mountain's weather station's weather observer I gotta successfully fulfill my duties today we'll go straight to Paiyun Lodge (3403m)! Aight! tomorrow we'll conquer the peak let's hope us today's One Day North Peak... Weather Observer successful that's right successful hsueh chieh didn't come... what? is this your first time climbing Jade Mountain? no sh*t! lemme tell you gotta show some respect for our mountains gotta show some respect and also when we're climbing Jade Mountain you gotta make sure you know since we're climbing a mountain you gotta have hiking sticks yah hiking sticks you gotta have two aye wouldn't that be too many... if you add it up that's 5 sticks... hold up add up to be 5 sticks where? stop playing! Taige sorry since we're about done packing up and then now we already got those heavier bags over to our.. our guides today so they be carrying them for us so there's two more left that're carryable so we'll have you two help'em share some load like only a little bit...? lightest! where No! Not that that's going to the trash can not taking that... Not that! It's this! This! on the left look to your left so Taige... you good...? this ain't... actually this ain't nothing... KID lemme tell you actually I'm okay! 'cause I've been lifting you know Taige 'cause like me... if you don't want to just say you don't wan to! we'll just take those two little... Where do I live? Taige Hualien! I mean you don't always carry these in Hualien... lemme tell you I'm pretty convinced that (Yes you are..) I actually have Taiwanese Aboriginal blood ain't possible that I can't do it... you gotta watch out KID don't actually force it! KID you're just trying it just trying careful here careful alright let's go KID be careful KID be careful 哲深噗則噗... (gibberish) he didn't even move a centimeter... that good that good? Aight! Then let's go! you try it on! you try it on for real... my neck's really gonna break... pull me... aight let's go...! give me that... damn you mofos... in no time... Jade Mountain Main Peak is right up front... don't be scared... lemme borrow one! wind is so... so strong... Aye! Main Peak's almost there! Aye! Taige! I really can't! can't do it Ah! Main Peak... hurry and take a pic for me hurry... take a pic for me... hurry up... hurry... Main Peak... Tataka Visitor Center >> Menglu Pavilion >> The Great Precipice >> Paiyun Lodge >> Jade Mountain Main Peak >> Yushan (Jade Mountain) Weather Station lemme tell you... I'm really... carrying like little to no weight those porters in the back some motherf*cking sick ass sh*t right there... really boutta pass out right now no lie... really f*cking tiring... and then I was like on the way there it's probably just nonstop bullsh*tting all the way We can't even talk! too tough... too tough... actually this part is alright look climbing this mountain for me is like as flat as a plain ground no big deal aight? OK la~ (Taiglish) actually I think my way of hiking is wrong don't even rush ain't nobody tryna race you you're the one competing against yourself if you rush probably can't make it to the end slowly one step at a time take it slow no rushing I think that was a small lesson right there 'cause I been rushing everything on a daily basis rushing to go out rushing to get to work rushing to go film shows all rushing Chen BaiHsiang... huh.......? you sure I'm going to... work at the weather station...? instead of going to Forestry Bureau? I'm now... I'm now... I'm already so tired I can't even speak... (Menglu Pavilion: 1.7KM from Hiking Gate) okay there's a (Menglu Pavilion: 1.7KM from Hiking Gate) ecotoilet (Menglu Pavilion - 1.7KM from Hiking Gate) so an ecotoilet is that Ecotoilet: a fermentation tank lies beneath the toilet mix (bury) the feces with sawdust or humus soil, which breaks down the organic matters by using microorganism solid-state fermentation naturally decomposes into water vapors and CO2 reducing odors and environmental pollution NO flushing or chemicals needed - it uses like a burying technique so it's still gonna kinda smell since we're already here let's have a look at low plain's public bathrooms and mountains' public bathrooms see how they're different oh... Oh! (gross) F*CK go film it go film that... that hole went straight down... this deep and then... now all the sh*ts are already like... stacked up to here... aye this toilet smells really bad... and then since all the sh*ts and piss are all here and all there and so just now Hung Chih told me that if you're abiding the rules here it's that after you're done they got you some sawdust on the side and just get it... use more get it buried up so the smell wouldn't like come out Okay! that's pretty much it hopefully everyone when you're hiking you could also respect and abide by the rules here letting people after you to have a more usable toilet to use Go! being a weather observer is too damn tough... y'all probably very curious why this whole shot doesn't have KID because KID was at the entrance all whining and sh*t but he ends up not even tired at all so he just took off on his own he prolly at Paiyun Lodge already... aye why you guys kept walking like y'all drunk or something I'm okay KID I thought you're tired? how the hell did you ran so fast... I let you go half an hour early... you still can do it Taige I was here done with shooting done resting done eating desserts... aye lemme tell you some I was filming all the way I was filming all the way too! I was... also back then... on the whole way I was really touched! did you see that one lady that was holding a trash bag did you talk to her? Yah! She's picking up trashes she's so hardworking I think these scumbag mofos throwing trashes everywhere why don't they just jump off right here?! (pissed) (pissed) You ARE a f*cking trash! for real man throwing trash in the mountains? Why don't you go f*cking die?! Why don't you just dump yourself here like what you did to other trashes? dump it just jump off here straight up You trash ass mofo! F*CK Garbage can't believe there're people like this in Taiwan! Hiking a mountain means unconditional protection of the mountain for real stop throwing trash everywhere! that lady been picking trashes from the bottom all the way up you think she's boring or what? we've already walked 2.5km and then now we just met the world's best AC an updraft! very very refreshing wind I think Chen BaiHsiang's already dying... think he already fainted or something Chen BaiHsiang get over here there's an.. there's an AC pretty sick! I feel it there's like a gush of wind coming up only 6 more kilometers to go we walked 2.5 just 4 more hours and we'll get there you know how I just asked the guide right he said if it's like their normal workdays carrying some necessities up from the hiking gate to Paiyun Lodge would take 2.5 hours! bullsh*t... for real plus they gotta carry those things! aye my phone's dead! dumb ass sh*t sh*t sh*t... give me the charger chargers are all in those bags gotta get to Paiyun Lodge first to charge it it's dead actually I do have it... ain't gon let him borrow! Taige let's go! Chen BaiHsiang lemme ask you... you think... back then... when there was no satellite... Jade Mountain... Weather Station's people how did they get these weather info sent down the mountains...? probably pigeon post I guess... I think halfway through those pigeons... probably died... are there no other ways to get to the weather station...? lemme tell you it's 'cause that day you're getting too close to that hsueh chieh division chief couldn't take it anymore! thought that you should get some training so they got yo ass here at the North Peak! or else... don't even have to end up like this... just like an afternoon meeting then we all good... Aye! I just realized something! what I think... people that likes hiking tends to be a bit Masochistic the one that we all know the most classic masochist Eric? (Camerabay boss) No! Ta Ping! the one that took us to Mt. Fuji he was like confessing to me saying that umm... Mr. Lee I'm actually a masochist the more it hurts... the better it feels... if I take him to do foot massage he be like So..! Feel so good hurts... feel so good... hurts... hurts... feel so good... I think Eric is also kinda... so if say mister Ta Ping were to be born in our ancient times a punishment of (*refer to "Five Punishments") 50 lashes he'd be like... feels so good~ <3 yeah... feel so good stop~ and then Judge Bao just lose his sh*t... [Justice Pao (1993)] whom has knelt before the courthouse? already whooped 50 lashes how dare you moan "it feels good..." (West Peak Observation Deck - 5.1KM from Hiking Gate) lemme tell you this mountain's dope Jade Mountain North Peak's observatory you know can't they just move it all the way down so we don't have to go that far Taige sorry we have to interrupt you for a sec 'cause this is my first time seeing someone's eye boogers and... gets condensed into crystals on the eyelid... umm... what do we do... please take a look at this piece of sh*t take a look at him first look at him wake up... what time is it... is already 1 pm! damn I slept for like half an hour... you know something called manner? nah... you walked too slow!! KID's sleepy ass look it's real!! Close up on his face! F*ck! I'm f*cking pissed! I was filming the whole way! aye was I not filming? was I not filming? I even took the GOPRO filming myself! thinking like I gotta help you out with some more tape! Muyao4SuperPlaying or else yours is all like those old ass people's hiking documentaries Muyao4SuperPlaying [Tai Chih Yuan] Arrangement: Chen BaiHsiang [Chen Lei - HUA HEE TIO HO (1994)] next time please don't say that... you're already up here for half an hour just say like... "ah!" "only been here for 5 minutes..." "Taige how did you get up here so fast?!" next part I'll get you some dignity take a look at our patner! Professional Mountain Guide Brotha Tung Hui 70 kilos gotta be kidding me! through the whole damn way up here really from the bottom of my heart sincerely admiring these guides 70 kilos that's two Winnis you know what I'm carrying? I'm only carrying a Winni's head sounds kinda scary... you know what I'm carrying? actually I only got a bottle of water inside... a bottle of water... I'm gonna go test my oxygen saturation the guide was saying see if I get any better or nah (oxygen saturation / heart rate) - what number do you have to meet for saturation? (oxygen saturation / heart rate) - for saturation it's (oxygen saturation / heart rate) - 85 and above is good on the mountains the heartbeats it... just naturally goes up to 100 100...? yah 'cause back there along the way there was a bunch of hot girls 85 that's a no! Aye! I'm 89! check out my oxygen saturation though... (pronunciation: oxygen = itchy) I've always been very oxygen! (??) that thing only went up to 30? I walked my ass off like a pussy already and your heart rate is only 30... that's broken restest it yah 89! it's going up! that... f*cking... Aye! My heartbeat's only 83 'cause I'm already rested right Yah! Aye! my heartbeat just went up to 110 aye I just got up! I wanna test it too can I test it? 135 is like dying right...? yah... after 7 days you'll be home... (Taiwanese local religious belief: spirit of the dead comes back to their home in 7 days) I'm boutta die... Aye! Hold up! my sleeves there's like something in there... uhh... itchy itchy~ stop being a girl... Hold it for me! Hold it for me! Hold it for me! (moaning) there's actually something! god damn... almost got stung... after that test just now we can now conclude that Chun is boutta die... "Chun" is dying what a sad life... Chun's got 135 times... I think the happiest thing outta this is that when we're eating those noodles here we get one less share! 'cause Chun is dying! so right here we're deciding to rest up for one hour! get some noodles then take a rest after that we'll get moving... keep going up have a bite of Golden Cube (Uni-President's bread) Aight! Rest up! lemme tell you weather changes in a very extreme manner high up on the mountains just now a cloud floats by saying it's boutta rain but then look at that! that cloud went over there again and then Main Peak's all hidden and later on Main Peak will pop right outta nowhere Okay! Taige! we have had our long rest! now we're gonna... keep climbing up... and then we thought that after this it's gonna be fast! but the guides said the 300 meters after this is just the starting of hell... being able to stay over a night at the North Peak is a really rare experience it's like... you gotta be relevant personnels! tourists aren't allowed! For real! so this trip we're gonna be at the North peak... staying for a night (anxious) (lit) that's how it should be! alright... anyway long story short we're gonna be doing weather observations F*ck! sleeping up there so hyped! but why's... Look! Aye! it's... it's... it's all foggy again! everything's gone! not only just the mountains but like the everything's gone... it's all foggy now but like why are our guides these brothers right here they're already 60 something not even scared at all f*cking sick! to them it's basically just like going back to their garage! plus even after they're done with the climb like Hsiao Yang still didn't lose any weight... but he's buff as sh*t though! look at his calves compare yours to his! Hsiao Yang's calves are they bigger than Taige's shlong? I think nah Taige's still bigger! KID behind you it's all clear again! how is it always so sudden! and then like... sun's out again! this is just like that bitch Emilia same sh*t sun's out and then sun's gone I think our video is pretty difficult to show the torture of this climb every one of us is like borderline dead... for this episode please don't be like "Aye! How come there's nothing surprising?" "how come there ain't no..." "sick ass shots or something" lemme tell you us being able to talk to you guys here is already a very sick shot itself us being alive is already surprising... Alright! Let's go! why did I said yes... why did I get ahead of myself... your boss's suggestions don't really have to listen to every one of them let us welcome ERIC! "climbing Jade Mountain is good they said..." "it'll overcome your obstacles they said..." this place is straight up going vertical this is almost 90 degree! I think... now we're already up 3000 something meters does Muyao really have to risk our lives like this... Muyao... already made the show like this... I really wanna ask next episode what's gonna happen Can't keep getting our viewers' appetite bigger! can't do it anymore... yah can't do it anymore... alright today's our last episode... thank you everyone... let's do this next then One Day Divers maintaining those submarine cables laid on the seabed going down more than 100 meters deep... you do that youself... we're walking on a cliff! Taige~ can you not say... the word "cliff"... aye CLIFF! lemme introduce this for y'all bears! this is their nail salon! they're all polishing their nails here and then they do their hair up there! actually I think I felt quite different from doing diving recently because for diving you need to keep equalizing ears pressure back then when I went down underwater ears be hurting like crazy then after diving for a while ears probably got softer and then just got used to it so here we are high up on the mountains my ears didn't hurt that bad feeling good though mountaineering! seems like I got a bit healthier! 2 more kilometers to go! come on come on! we teamed up with other people... because Taige's really too slow! Taige's bitching way too much! Taige was just there all like "Oh" "I'll wait for Chun" "he probably can't keep up" "Oh" "I think I need to stay here" "and take over the mic" just pure excuses! you can help him do CPR I'm afraid he might empty all oxygen I have... 2.0 to Paiyun Lodge... lemme tell you... mountaineering's really no joke... really gotta have a properly trained stamina (The Great Precipice - 6.7KM from Hiking Gate) The Great Precipice! Aye! Taige... you were this late you sure you good...? today's your... first day of work! lemme tell you I just thought let's say if today we climbed up to... Jade Mountain right...? 3952(meters) you might not think it's a big deal but commuting to work needs to to climb 3952(meters) I probably get off work once in 2 days... wait I did the math wrong... get off work once in 4 days... 'cause one trip for me takes 2 days... Taige let's go I heard... in North Peak Observatory at night watching porn is a pretty special feeling! we gotta experience it ourselves! why do you always have so much sh*ts in your brain who else in the world gets blocked by so much trees during their commute to work? just laid in the middle of the path symbolizes "promotions on top of prosperity" (pronunciation: "position" + "fortune" = "coffin") cof...fin!? how was this bridge even built? how did they managed to carry all these metals up here? this spot... that I'm at right now... from Paiyun chuan... (can't speak properly) Lodge... only point... five kilometers left which is 500 meters I've decided to stop here and wait for Taige! we gotta walk onto Paiyun Lodge together Taige's here! I'm waiting for you to walk the last part - I was filming the whole way you know? that's why we got delayed 'cause we just kept shooting! I feel you! yah allow me to introduce Paiyun Lodge so like about... how long were you guys here already...? about... 50 minutes for real... yah... go let's go together! go y'all probably can't imagine this while I'm talking to you guys like this someone's backing up the whole way! not even looking at the cliffs! let them see how the cliffs look he's not even worrying about it Hung Chih you da real MVP! Yung Wei you da MVP! speechless just from looking seems like it's only about 50 meters 50 meters! Move it! Move it! (Paiyun Lodge - 8.5KM from Hiking Gate) Paiyun Lodge 3402 meters above sea level Alright! after a long way we could finally say we're here at Paiyun Lodge actually for me to come up here I really felt something like feels that I've successfully accomplished a mission lemme tell you honestly... even though throughout the climb it's very painful but after getting up here it's like... the altitute sickness is gone! Ayo! how did that happen you two's office is still far away... it's at North Peak Observatory and then Eric said going up to North Peak from here compared to coming up here won't be that painful only about... 3/4 of the pain... KID do you think from all the way down to up here based on your fatigue if it's out of 10 what would you give? I'll... I'll tell... I'll tell the truth 'cause I think I'm afraid if I lied... our viewers would be too scared to come 'cause honestly I think Jade Mountain's actually a (*100 Peaks of Taiwan) pretty walkable Baiyue I really recommend everyone to come! really not that tiring! I mean it's mountaineering! it has to come with a bit of fatigue in order to accomplish that kind of a feeling! I don't think it's that tiring also just a bit of feeling like... feels like... my hamstring's gone only that nothing else... plus I think I kinda enjoy that feeling of... a little bit of hypoxia (oxygen deprivation) (Masochist confirmed) one last thing I think y'all gotta watch this episode! because this might be the all-time! out of all the shows the sickest episode ever! 'cause other travel shows don't really shoot the process of it but our process bunch of random bullsh*ts Yah! Other shows be like... Opener: "Oh!" and then a little bit of the process and then just jump cut to Paiyun Lodge for a variety show to climb Jade Mountain so unnecessary! and we gotta reach the top of Jade Mountain...? aren't we only getting up to North Peak... Observatory? we have to reach the summit of Jade Mountain because North Peak Observatory is behind Jade Mountain Main Peak also Eric just... said... if you're doing well we might do a full trip to the group of peaks here... let's not do that well then... Taige! We heard Paiyun meal is pretty famous! later on we'll just take a rest get cleaned up and then... have a dinner eating sushi or what!? "get cleaned up" and have a dinner... (pronunciation: "cleaned up" sounds like "sushi") thought we're eating sushi... in a mountain like this them sushis you'll be eating probably wraps something like leaves (*Asplenium nidus: also known as "Bird's-nest fern") fern sashimi f*cking still bullsh*tting... tomorrow we'll get to North Peak! see that how nice! the side dishes are even unlimited refill! this one serving $300 (USD $10) these people carried them carried all the way up here carried 8.5KM! it's f*cking worth alright! Taige lemme tell you in a theme park one meal really ain't got a lot is already 200 bucks (NTD) and this's only 300 (NTD)... they carried here to 3402 meters! really appreciated! appreciated tried some! pretty good actually! The Following Day second day Okay! today we got up and the weather is... relatively colder! super cold! and last night we slept for some long ass time even now still I don't know... whether I actually fell asleep or not... think you didn't fall asleep 'cause other than you keeping on farting you just kept rolling back and forth why this? might be that intestines got pressured so it gets all the air before completely forced out... and then KID sleeping under you just kept absorbing them... nutrients (phytoncide)... that one next to me's even like... tsk tsk kept on tsk-ing over there tsk my ass! that's not some else... next to you... that IS KID... KID...? I thought it was my neighbor made me all like... tryna fart quieter and sh*t... later on I'm just like f*ck it... I just BOOM and then we were gonna head up at 5 AM but then I got up at 2 already... really hard to sleep high on a mountain lemme tell you it's the pressure the pressure... actually for every mountain even though they might lie on the same latitude but since there's always this difference in air pressure! let's say you might.. maybe this time... symptoms aren't that apparent but later on they'll be likely to start appearing... so for things like this you gotta pay attention to your own body's changes! so now we're gonna start and go conquer Jade Mountain's Main Peak! why're we conquering Main Peak first? because only after Main Peak will you get to North Peak... so we'll first get to... the Main Peak... then to North Peak... (breaking down) Alright! Grow some balls! really don't have any balls no more right now it's... what time in the morning? I don't I don't have a watch... 7:30! and today we're prepared to... go ahead and conquer Jade Mountain's summit even though the climb is only... 400 more meters but we've heard this 400 meters will be comparably harder a bit... okay go let's go Come on! imagine if you fall down here! come on! 0.9KM more! 0.9 more right? yah... finally less than 1(KM)! 0.9 to go Taige... let's go... to that spot and rest a bit... Scree Hill Tai-san careful! walk along the chains this is dope! but this is dangerous... walk along the chains be careful! Jade Mountain Main Peak... this wind too damn strong... these chains were all carried up here like this Taige! ready to reach to summit? Taige! last 10 meters! Taige let's do it together! 41°F Force 10 Wind (storm/whole gale) Summit Conquest Success! Jade Mountain Main Peak! We're here! YES! We're here! We're finally here! YEAH HA! Taiwan's tallest place! We're here! Jade Mountain summit conquest success! good sh*t! Everyone! Jade Mountain Main Peak! Jade Mountain Main Peak ah! HAHAHAHA! too cold... too cold too cold... f*cking sh*t! too cold... F*ck! Way too cold! how do you do this live stream... why is it gone we... finally all got to Jade Mountain's Main Peak 3952 METERS Round of applauce everyone!! Epic moment! this is my lifetime's second Baiyue (100 Peaks of Taiwan) Yah! all those pain before this it's all gone for real Hang up that phone! - f*cking annoying dad's hanging up... we'll continue... I'm enjoying this... moment of joy and you're enjoying it with yo son? you have no idea how I feel about my entire life's happiest... aye... let's start over yah? nah don't start over... no... your only way to feel how I felt just now is by doing this go all the way back down and walk up again Aye! I really wanna cry no lie I think for a lifetime it's really hard... to have a second chance to be able to come to this place again there's like drops of water on your beard your beard's got some drops of water...? please define what a "dew" means? dews... so like for my age I'm already past 50 I think... for my age, to be able to climb up to Jade Mountain's peak I think this has to be one of the highlights in my life I'm really cherishing this moment actually I'm really touched also 'cause right when Taige got up... when he got up that pure joy deep under his heart the first person he wished to share with was his son so he was really like completely unstoppable really fired up just whip out his phone right away and called... Tai Ching father loves... that pure love for his son is real! or like right now I'll... later on I can call you too okay you call me right now and then us two we'll videochat what's the meaning of it? Aye! Taige! Aye! KID aye... you gotta check out... Aye! KID guess what? I'm at Jade Mountain Peak right now! Taige! I'm at Jade Mountain Peak also! I'm really... I'm really wanna cry aye which Jade Mountain you at? lemme tell you I'm at this... Taiwan's... Jade Mountain's Main Peak 3952meter spot aye yah I'm at a 3952meter spot too where you at... where you at... where you at... aye Taige! or like Taige... let's do something... that we have never done at Jade Mountain also something that other people probably can't do either jacking off didn't bring my "rifle"... your rifle... where yo "rifle" at... stop bullsh*tting... Special Thanks to Central Weather Bureau Yushan National Park Center of Taiwan Mountain Guide Oh f*ck that's gross af aight look at me Looook I'm at North Peak right now~ this place is so pretty~ so beautiful~ One Day Weather Observer Jade Mountain (Part 2) see you next time Thanks everyone!! 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Published: Thu Aug 24 2017