“They Were All Damn Good” - David Letterman on Hosting 4,000+ Episodes of The Late Show

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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. LOOK AT THAT. IT'S MR. DAVID LETTERMAN, EVERYODY. YOU KNOW HIM. I UNDERSTAND, DAVE, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT A FEW ANNOUNCEMENTS. >> David: I HAVE SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS. BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR THE TIME. FIRST OF ALL, TODAY IS MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND I THINK NOTHING IS MORE PRECIOUS IN A MARRIAGE THAN A TV GREETING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY! [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: DON'T WAIT OUT. >> David: YEAH, THAT'S IT FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENTS. IF I THINK OF ANY, I'LL COME BACK TO THEM BUT THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT SO FAR. >> Stephen: A STRANGE JOB A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND. AS YOU SAID, VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE HAD THESE KINDS OF JOBS AND I AM LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE MY FRIEND JON STEWART TO TALK ABOUT THIS WEIRD JOB WITHIN MY FRIENDS IN STRIKE FORCE FIVE. IN MY DOTAGE, I HAVE BECOME WITH MR. DICK CAVETT WHICH HAS BEEN FUN TO HEAR HIM TELL STORIES ABOUT YOUNG JOHNNY CARSON AND JACK PARR. WAS THERE ANYONE FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN THE CHAIR THAT YOU COULD DO THAT WITH, SOMEONE YOU COULD CALL AND TALK? COULD YOU CALL JOHNNY? >> David: NO, BUT I HAD SUCH GREAT RESPECT FOR THESE GUYS. JOHNNY IS/WAS THE MOUNT OLYMPUS. YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL JOHNNY AND SAY HEY, JOHNNY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I DO THIS? WHAT ABOUT THE COLOR SOCKS? OR THEY GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, JOHNNY? I WAS PRETTY MUCH ALONE. I WAS ORPHANED IN THE TALK SHOW WORLD. >> AWWW. >> David: I DON'T APPRECIATE THE SARCASM. >> Stephen: TONIGHT FOR US THIS IS SHOW 1,431. WHICH IS NOTHING. NOTHING FOR YOU. YOU DID JUST OF "THE LATE SHOW" ALONE, YOU DID OVER 4,000 SHOWS HERE. I'M JUST CURIOUS. [CHEERING] THEY CALLED TO THE IRON MAN OF LATE NIGHT. >> David: THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEY WERE ALL DAMN GOOD. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST IF THERE IS ANYTHING? >> David: I MISS EVERYTHING. MOSTLY IT'S FUN. VERY FEW THINGS IN LIFE PROVIDE ONE THE OPPORTUNITY, AND I CAN'T SPEAK FOR YOU OR TO YOU ON THIS TOPIC. BUT FOR ME IF YOU MUCK ONE UP, 24 HOURS LATER YOU GET TO TRY AGAIN. >> Stephen: WE CALL IT KLEENEX IN THE BOX. THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE IN THE BOX. >> David: THAT WAS GREAT. IT MADE IT MORE AND MORE FUN AND THEN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY PROUD OF, YOU THINK "MY GOD, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN." AND SIX OR SEVEN YEARS LATER YOU HAVE THAT EXPLAINS ONE MORE. >> Stephen: THE DAY BEFORE I WENT ON THE AIR, MORTY, YOUR OLD PRODUCER, CALL ME. I WORKED ON SOMETHING ELSE. >> David: WHAT DID YOU WORK WITH THEM ON? >> Stephen: A PILOT THAT NEVER GOT MADE WITH BARRY LEVINSON AND TOM FONTANA. THE THREE OF THEM WERE DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER. I WORKED FOR MORTY'S COMPANY AND HE CALLED ME UP THE DAY BEFORE I WENT ON THE AIR AND SAID "HEY, STEPHEN. HE GOES LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE IN MIND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. JUST KEEP IN MIND NO MATTER HOW IT GOES, IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS IT FELT." IT ALWAYS PLAYS BETTER IN THE BOX. AND HE GOES "IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS IT FELT. IT'S ALSO NEVER AS GOOD AS IT FELT." >> David: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: KEEP IN MIND IS ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW. THAT WAS HIS ADVICE. >> David: THE HOME SCREEN IS A GREAT EQUALIZER. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. I COULDN'T LEAVE THE BUILDING UNTIL IT WAS DARK AND REALLY, REALLY DARK I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED. IREMEMBER WHEN YOU CAME UP, WHEN YOU CAME UP TO THE OFFICE AND WE VISITED AND THIS MAN SEEMINGLY FINE, WELL-ADJUSTED, NICE GUY. HE SAYS TO ME, THIS IS THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER FROM THAT EVENING, TWO THINGS. I SHOWED HIM OUT HOW TO OPERATE THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR. >> Stephen: IT'S A BRASS HANDLED OLD FREIGHT ELEVATOR. >> David: ANYBODY GETS A CHANCE TO DRIVE THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR, TAKE IT. IT'S GREAT FUN AND SENSE OF POWER IS AMAZING AND OVERWHELMING. AND YOU TELL PEOPLE. NO, I DON'T. WELL, I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR. SO WE DID THAT. WENT UP AND DOWN ABOUT NINE TIMES. AND THEN HE SAYS TO ME, AND I'M PARAPHRASING, BUT I THINK THE MEMORIES PRETTY VIVID. HE SAYS "DO YOU HAVE IN THIS BUILDING LIKE A HIDING HOLE?" YOU KNOW, I HADN'T HEARD HIDEY HOLE FOREVER. AND I SAID, I'M THINKING, WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THE GUY GOING TO DO? >> David: I ASKED IF THERE WAS A PLACE I COULD HIDE. >> Stephen: SIMPLY SAID I COULD HIDE FOR MY PRODUCERS. YOU SAID YES, I DO AND IT'S GREAT BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. >> David: WHERE IS IT? >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU BECAUSE THEN MY PRODUCERS WILL KNOW. YOU SAID IT'S GREAT BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO WHERE THE PRODUCERS ARE THAT YOU CAN HEAR THEM CALLING FOR YOU AND THEY WON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND THEY HAVE NEVER FOUND ME. BUT THE SECRET MIGHT BE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. THEY MAY NOT CARE IF I SHOW UP. >> David: MY PROBLEM WAS I COULDN'T HIDE FROM ANYBODY AND IT SHORTENED MY LIFE. GIVE ME A HINT. IS IT IN THIS LEVEL OF THE THEATER? >> Stephen: YES. THIS IS WHERE YOU WANT TO HIDE. >> David: IS IT UNDER YOUR DESK? >> Stephen: NO, THAT'S WHERE JON STEWART LIVES DOWN THERE. >> David: [LAUGHS] >> Stephen: WE ARE GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK HERE BUT DON'T GO NOWHERE. IT'S LETTERMAN. MORE WHEN WE COME BACK.
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Views: 837,223
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: The Late Show, Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Steven Colbert, Colbert, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, late night, talk show, comedian, comedy, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, hollywood, famous
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Length: 6min 7sec (367 seconds)
Published: Tue Nov 21 2023
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