“SOMEONE SHOULD’VE DUG A HOLE!” 🤦‍♂️ Goldstein & Cundy react to Man Utd’s 5-0 loss to Liverpool!

[Music] [Applause] this might be you and i've been doing the show together for 13 years nearly 14. this might be the worst show i've ever had to endure i i would i would 100 say this is worse than villarreal oh yeah yeah 100 worse yeah yeah how's your weekend i'm going to say the worst thing but there were so many worse things about the weekend one of the worst things was i had missed calls and and missed facetime calls darren bent didn't stop calling me out i must have had 10 calls from bentley right charlie austin was facetiming me throughout the match i didn't take them get this get this laguna chat wilshere texted me are you all right a gooner i don't know what to say seriously just get the nice cities out the way we talk sunday for the second thing let's just get you know how have you been terrible before the game i decided to give up booze for the weekend that didn't last let me tell you after about 13 minutes you've done two bottles of water it's the worst bit is bruno fernandez you go oh we got a chance today we've got a chance when did you realize you had no okay half time i had a good idea i'll be honest half time i'm thinking i don't think you know what half time just kept a victory when they come through the uh they come through the bath and they're all just about to go and someone goes i think we can win this and michael goes oh he said that and they decided to stay rather than escape the germans they decided to stay and play the second one we should have escaped someone should have dug a hole at the bottom of the bath in the united dressing room and we should have all just done a runner that would have been easier it would have been easier stinks but you've turned up well played you know you've turned up well we're self-employed if i don't turn up i don't get paid oh it's like that if you're just money talk languages um firstly firstly you want to talk about little do you i would say no we can talk liverpool with you rufus get your hand off that button get your i don't know what button that was i'm guessing that was laughter track [Applause] oh dear geez they're the liverpool fans they're the they're the scousers we have we got never walk alone is that we got it coming up oh my god they've got it coming okay so that's the other button i don't know what to say you stick but i do got loads to say firstly yep firstly well done liverpool oh that's got that i mean there's no point in going there is there that's that's nice i thought the longer i'd go on about how great liverpool were the less i have to talk about manchester united it's like the lesser of two evils i don't really know which by the way we're not taking calls tonight that mobile phone in okay we are taking calls away yeah i don't know what you i don't know what people people have been texting me and tweeting me and instagram and they said i can't wait to come on here tonight i know what'd you want me to say do you know what it feels like the whole world i don't know what people want me to say i mean it was a picture picture like i can't even say capitulation it i don't really know there was there was nothing i can take from the game there's david plays well you take it over there to play well the second is only fine yeah the fact that pogba got sent off and there was 40 minutes left i think liverpool should be ashamed of themselves they couldn't manage any more 40 minutes six 40 minutes against ten men you couldn't score you're disgraceful it was a disappointment that was it was it disappointing they let themselves down well i've only found an angle liverpool fans are you gutted oh wait seven seven two the bizarre thing is last week when i was doing um drive time yes i don't much prefer didn't this [Music] so what was i saying when i was talking to benny on friday i was saying do you know what it wouldn't surprise me if united won that and he was like yeah do you know when surprise what no because because that sometimes happens all of a sudden because my my argument was right in a game like this may united liverpool it's sort of what goes on goes out the window now what i was saying was before this game happened was i'd like to think that the players get up for a game like this irrelevant of who's in the dark scooter frank could have been in the dugout i wish he would have been and you would have hoped that the players at the wheel is um i would like to have thought that these players all united players all liverpool players they get up for a game it's irrelevant who picks them what the former but i just saw nothing from the team i mean david that was it no i don't i was quite surprised when i saw the formation that pogba you i know you're trying not as well i was surprised that pogba wasn't starting but i don't know i've got no defense i know you're asking me to try and find a way hog or do you want mcfred would you prefer i know people want me to say so i should leave the club et cetera et cetera oh no no no no no no no no no no this is so sad [Music] honestly i walk out i'm gonna walk out unless you drop it now i'm gonna go i'm gonna go to the toilet [Music] [Applause] he's left the studio come on we're all friends around here he's out he said he's going to be five minutes he's only got five fingers oh no he's overlooked six you can't do that that's not what you're doing five fingers oh three seven one seven double two double three double four get your calls in to speak to mr andy man united fan goldstein [Music]

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Id: Y-WM9ll4znE

Length: 6min 18sec (378 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 25 2021