Yuzu Learns the BRO CODE

all right i'm gonna i'm taking out my notepad guys of the bro code picking out my notepad pop quiz a pop quiz diagram of three urinals side by side three urinals so you walk in you need to take a piss and you have three options here to this question okay a wait for one of these men to leave oh take the middle urinal urinal b in between the two men or c piss yourself where you're standing this is well obviously not c um so it's either a or b and i feel like it's a trick question because like maybe you maybe you're supposed to be thinking that you d you you wait maybe you think that you're supposed to wait well i feel like it's b because if you do b then you assert your dominance and you're like kind of giga chad you know you like if you choose b then it's like it's not awkward but if you choose a then it's awkward you're like why are this why is this guy waiting explain to you why uh that the answer is to take one of these men's spots and not to go into the middle urinal you would um i would expect most people to say that i will be taking urinal b dominance to a circle oh is it b so i'm confident in myself i do not feel um uh the need to shy away uh from the from the gazes of a and c on either side never me what i would like to present that it's not about you it's not that i feel comfortable pissing in the middle never but it's about looking out for our fellow man i don't care to feel uncomfortable and that is actually the true um act of dominance because what is more never be what is more alpha than being a leader and looking out for one another that is a good point you bring up that there are so what's the answer let me ask you this haven't you so is it you wait for them a it's c oh it's a a or c notice that when when you go to these it's obviously a sometimes these these dividers are just a little too short almost like they were purposefully designed that way by some kinky and just a little just enough for you to get a little bit of a or just enough for you to get a little bit of a four they don't come out far enough right maybe they're tall enough this way it doesn't come off god oh god hidden behind the divider your balls would have to touch the wall it's a little suspicious is that true is that true i really do have to question the intent of the euro yes oh god oh god that was so disgusting why why why oh god designer thank you for the five months just just like you ever you ever watch what is that old tim allen uh home improvement what's it called homie you know the the neighbor it's like that kind of p what are you peeking at this pop quiz was an introduction to the bro okay so i failed i literally failed the first quiz of my bro code no middle urinal uh users um we're just gonna move quickly uh over this next i'm not a pro [Laughter] don't be that guy come on you're not that guy you're not that guy we all [Music] regards to uh j.o crystals what is a ajo crystal well the uh i guess uh the rule uh dividers were made by satan i mean i bet if if there if there's not enough divider like if it's too short if it's if it doesn't go a certain way then then what's the point of having the the divider of the bro code who is a follower of the bro code uh must be given a jail crystal and must appropriately use and be the correct answer would be to wait unless uh you can see the crystal right here at the end when worn by adjacent bros these j.o crystals contain an essence that can be recharged right what j owing or what does a j o mean i regret asking i regret asking wait i i thought j.o crystals were just like regular crystals that you you use for spiritual energy i thought i didn't know jl meant jacking off by what j owing or jacking off by uh jacking it next to one another you can charge these crystals uh these crystals someone stop him he's exposing the us uh the j.o crystals can give confidence at work home or in other social sectors he's telling me all your secrets number four in the bro code uh will be to serve the lord there is a very servant the lord a trait of many bros out there what are we talking about and uh what i'm talking about is people women misunderstand when a guy punches their wall oh so there's like a reason y'all punch your walls and and there's a reason your name is kyle and you drink a monster the wall punching leaving often uh uh a hole in the wall i think you i don't know why i'm drawing it i'm pretty sure you know what a hole looks like you might be asking how is that related it's a glory hole holes in their wall you might this is it's a glory hole isn't it truth wall punching may be seen as a brutish display of of toxicity of anger uh by some but uh uh the secret actually here bros boys are uh actually equipped with a sort of sixth sense ghost vision as servants of the lord are tasked with ridding the world of these evil spirits that often their ghost visions oh terry when the mom she's like you know women girls oh that's what we're trying to trying to get them trying to get them i can't talk i didn't know that wait a second you know is this true we pretend to be angry in order to to to hide the truth of our order of our mission to serve the lord um our fists are lined with holy energy lined charged by the j.o crystal you can see wow our fists are lined with the holy energy so this whole time not monster this time this whole time you guys were exercising the the ghost and you're punching the ghost not the wall that's about it for uh

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Length: 7min 52sec (472 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 23 2022