- Aah, no! I can't-- (shrieking)
(bone snapping) - Oh my god! (laughing) - "Your first YouTube video." - Ohhh, interesting. (mouse clicking) ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (FBE) Today, we're gonna
have you take on a challenge that we've had
the YouTubers do before. - Oh boy. Is it round two? - (FBE) So this is gonna be
the Reddit 50/50 challenge. - No idea what that is. - I've never done this. I don't know what this is. - Oh gosh, I know
exactly what this is already. - No!!! I did it here. Then you showed me
a giant clock spider. It's in my head now. - (FBE) So the way
this works is people post in the 50/50 subreddit with a link
and two descriptions, one that's really awesome,
and one that's not awesome at all. - Oh, okay. Like people breaking legs and stuff? I don't want to see that shit. - (FBE) When you click,
it will take you to one of them, but you don't know which one. Now sometimes
it could go either way, but we've made sure
to keep them all the same so everyone in this episode
can have the same experience. - Gotcha. So I'm gonna see some horrific things,
is what you're telling me. - All right, so we're going hard
for the first one. It's either: "Lizard decapitated
mouse with ease" or "penguin dressed in a pig costume," which, the second one,
sounds delightful. - I really want to see the penguin
dressed in a pig costume. - I feel like the decapitated mouse
is gonna come up. - You got to start it off easy. You got to start off nice,
(timidly) right? - Aaaah! Oh my god, that's
the cutest thing in life. - Yes! Oh man. - (gasping) Yes! Oh my gosh,
that's the cutest thing. I love animals wearing clothing. - What's a penguin doing
in an office? - You're not wondering
why he has a pig outfit on? - I really needed that. What a good way
to start this day, man. - You started off easy. You're, like, easing my way into it,
so thank you for that. - "A close up of a guy vomiting?
Not safe for work. A girl experiencing
snow for the first time." Aww, sweetie! - I have a bad feeling
about this one. - I don't do well with vomit. - Let's do it. Yuck! Disgusting! (laughing) - Oh! (thickly) I--
I didn't think you'd show it. - Ew!! And he's giving me a thumbs up? Ew, it's so chunky! - (snickering)
I'm not gonna look at it. I refuse! - Uh, we can go back.
We can go back. - How is it strung together like that? - It's all connected. - It's like vomit
embedded in melted caramel. - I didn't realize the picture
of the guy throwing up was going to be so close, because you could really see
all the little nooks and crannies of his frozen in time vomit. - So chunky! It-- (gagging) (gagging) (staff setting trash can down)
I'm good. I'm good. Can we just go back
to the penguins? - "Cute wolf." I love wolves, so any wolf picture
would be nice for me. - "Removing ingrown toe nails."
(chuckling) Sick! - Cute wolf is too simple. It's never gonna be the cute wolf. - Please be the wolf! Please be the wolf. Yay, the wolf! - Yay! You guys are so nice.
I love this. - Aww, look at him. - Aww, he's getting scratched! - Little poochie! - Oh yeah, get it! Get it! (wolf panting) Oh, he's in heaven right now. - Aww, I'm so happy it's not a toe. - They're so cute
when they're not hungry. - They're so cute when
they're not killing something. - Yeah. - I feel good. That brightened my day right there. - "Confused cat
experiences first snow." - Oh goddamn it! "Ultimate trypophobia test." I hate this stuff so much. - I actually did a video
with trypophobia in the thumbnail, and I lost 10,000 subscribers. - Oh, it better be that cat, man! If it's not that cat, I'm gone. I'm gone. Yay! Oh, that's so cute. - Oh, thank god! - Oh, it's just a kitten. - Oh god, thank god, yes! - This cat looks like a [inaudible]. - Aww, this is lovely. Look at, how cute!! - I understand this because
I just saw snow for the first time, like, a month ago. - I'm actually really liking
this challenge. Even the bad ones
are kind of entertaining. - "Cute kitten in a basket full
of baby chickens." I want to see that. - "Man's arm snaps
during an arm wrestling match!" I don't think I can watch that one. - I'm not gonna watch that. If that's an arm snap,
I'm really not gonna watch it. - I feel like I'm due for a bad one 'cause it's been a bunch of good stuff. (patrons chattering) (bone snapping) (man screaming)
- Oh my god! - I have a feeling
it's the arm wrestling one. Aaaaah! No, I can't! (bone snapping)
(shrieking) (patrons screaming) (bone snapping)
- Ohhhhh! - Oh shit! No, no, no, no. Shit! OH!!!
(bone snapping) Oh my god. (bone snapping)
- (both) OH!!! - OH! (laughing) Oh my gosh. The sound! - Nope, nope, nope, nope.
(bone snapping) - Nope, nope,nope.
(patrons screaming) No thanks. - Shit! I can't.
(bone snapping) Holy shit! I can't do it. I'm totally not listening to this. - (exhaling deeply) Yeah. - I need a moment.
My face is getting red. - To be quite honest, not bad. (laughing)
- I could feel it though. I could feel goosebumps, like, ooh! - "Cute cat" or "maggot infested knee." Oh, that's disgusting. - Nope! Nope. Nooope. - You strategically
are making this worse and worse. - What is "NSFL"? - (FBE) "Not safe for life." - "For life"?! - You're not gonna show me
maggots infesting a knee. It's for sure gonna be a cute cat. Oh my god!! (laughing) - Maggot infe-- (shrieking) Oh my gosh! - AH!!! Oh god!! - Oh sh-- what?! - Aaaah! Aaah! - Oh!
- Aaaah!! - Oh man.
- (laughing loudly) Oh my goodness! - (groaning) Why is that--? What, is he petting it? What-- dude, oh! - I literally feel sick right now. - This is disgusting. Why do people do this shit? - This is a long one. "Impressive natural
rock sculpture formations from tidal erosion." - "Massive bladder stone
removal surgery." That could kind of be interesting. - I'm fine with either of those,
to be honest. - As long as it's not
the bladder stone being passed, I'll be okay. (exhaling sharply) I was wrong. I'm not okay. - (gasping) That's huge! - Oh Jesus! Ugggh! - Oh my god, it looks
like a massive testicle. - Oh, it looks like Alien! Ugh. Oh, that's so insane! - Oh my god! This is real?! Ohhhh! - I couldn't imagine
trying to pass that thing. - What do you have to eat
to have that happen to you? - Disgusting, but kind of fascinating. - I would totally keep that,
by the way, as a souvenir. "Hey, you guys want to check out
my bladder stone? Holy shit, dude!" - "The Duck Song"
or "hand stuck in meat grinder." - It's been bad lately,
so I feel like this might be okay. - It's gonna be The Duck Song. You guys would never--
you would never show that. - I really don't want to press this. This is horrible. Oh my gosh! What is-- what am I even looking at?! - It's gonna be The Duck Song. Give me that duck song. Give me that du-- oh my god!!! - It's gonna be
the stuck in meat grinder. I know-- yep! I saw a split second of it.
It's very stuck in a meat grinder. - Shit! Is that real? - Oh my god! That's real?! What?! - (queasily) Oh, that's really gross. Oh my gosh. - Oh! (moaning) Oh no!! How did that happen? - How did this happen?!
- Oh my god! - You showed me
a hand in a meat grinder. - Talk about finger food! Talk about giving someone
a knuckle sandwich! - We haven't seen
a good one in a long time. I hate this challenge! - "Walking on lightbulbs successfully." (laughing) "Walking on lightbulbs unsuccessfully." - I really want to see
the successful one. I think this is gonna be in my favor. - To be honest, I think
both would be rather interesting. - Is that even possible? - What?! - Oh my goodness! - Oh! Oh! Oh,
that's a lot of lightbulbs. - I think she's gonna be successful. - I do magic and I have
no idea how this works. - Ah, she's Asian. She's not gonna fail. - Wow. - Bravo! - That's incredible! - A little beacon of hope
in the darkness that has been this video so far. - Oh man, if you hate spiders,
you might want to look away for this one. "Disturbing a nest of recluse spiders" or "meeting an albino ferret." - (sighing softly) Yep. - I hate spiders, so that's bad. - I'm not terrified of spiders. I can handle this one. Oh, I think I can. Now, why is--? (squealing) Oh!! (giggling) - (grunting) Come on!! (gritting teeth) Come on! Oh! Oh!!! You got me so good! - Uh, I think it's the spiders. Spider. Aah!
- Hey! - It's a ferret. - (gushing) Oh my gosh!
Look at him. - It would be great
if a spider just came down like, (screaming aggressively) - I want one. Oh, but don't go back in! - Can you save that video for me and just send that to me,
just so I can have that? - That one got me. I thought it, for sure,
was the recluse nest. I thought-- but it was a ferret. Okay, that made me really happy. - "Your first YouTube video. Your video with
the most views on YouTube." - Oh, interesting! - Oh no. I can't believe you. - I want to see my first one,
uh, because it will make me nostalgic. - (Timothy) All right.
This is Timothy-- - Oh ho ho! Oh my god,
this is so old. This other gentleman
is also a successful YouTuber by the name of SUPEReeeGO. We went to high school together. I wish I was this skinny still. And this is us slap boxing
in a hotel room in Miami. This is still one
of my best friends to this day, so that makes me happy. Yeah, this was YouTube content
back then. (laughing) This-- this actually has more views than what my current videos
are getting. (fake sobbing) - Oh my god! - (Joe) Ryan's gonna be pretty unhappy. - (voice-over) He had
the idea because he's gay. - (cracking up) How long was that vlog? - That was a 25 second vlog! Dude, this is our tenth year on YouTube.
- Yeah. Oh man.
- We were so stupid. - Oh, it's my Amnesia-- oh my god. - (man) You're so quiet. I don't know. - It's my first Amnesia video. Oh my god. - (man) I knew it!
- (Sonja) It's okay. It's okay. - (man) I'm just saying. - Oh my god, the audio delay. Oh my god. Ugh, that's-- that's something. - (Matthew) What up? Cómo estás?
- It is my video! - (Matthew) Son of a bitch. Too much? - Oh my god! It's so cringy. I had no direction on my channel. I had no idea what I was doing. - (Matthew) You know
what I heard today? The Vatican launched a service
that you can text message the Pope. - Oh man, this is such good memories. I remember starting YouTube
and not knowing anything about it, being kind of scared to do it,
but really excited and wide-eyed
and the future was bright. - Oh my gosh! This is, like, embarrassing. ♪ (playing violin) ♪ - I haven't seen this in a long time. This was the beginning. This was the beginning of my journey, when I had a crazy idea
to play the violin and dance. This is dancing. I was in a competition and I thought,
I'm gonna dance while I play so that I can stand out
from the other violinists. And this is what happened. Oh my gosh! It's like watching you
in a baby video. I've come a long way, but everybody's got
to start somewhere, you know? - Oh no! Damn it. ♪ (strumming ukulele) ♪
Oh gosh!! I'm the worst version of myself here. It has six or seven billion views. I cringe at the idea
that anyone watched this and enjoyed it. - ♪ You turn me on
more than Anne Hathaway ♪ ♪ And I just wanted to say ♪ - My little Republican heart.
- ♪ I love you ♪ - I was in high school. I was trying desperately
to go viral on YouTube so I didn't have to work
at the movie theatre I was working at. There's just, like,
slight racism and misogyny just sprinkled throughout. And homophobia
'cause I was so worried about people thinking I was gay. Well, what about now?! - Oh my gosh! This is my first video. Oh my gosh. I literally just went to a park. I was like, "I'm gonna film
some magic at this park." (speaking indistinctly) - (girl) Here, pass it around.
- (chuckling) "Pass it around." Oh my gosh. - (Collins) What I'm
gonna have you do is here. We're gonna--
what I want you to do is here. Can you take this card
and just bite down on it? - (groaning) The cringe!
16-year-old Collins, no! Don't do it, fam! It's not worth it. Yo, this is actually the video
that America's Got Talent found me from. I posted three of these videos
and America's Got Talent saw these and were like,
"Hey, do you want to be on our eighth season
of America's Got Talent?" So it's really crazy. These videos started my career,
which is insane to me. - (EpicLLOYD) A buddy of mine was like--
- Oh yeah! Oh yeah. (rapping along)
♪ L's legendary lava lips ♪ ♪ Lash lightning licks ♪ ♪ Ludicrously legal
legalized lawlessness ♪ ♪ Lyrics leave lesions lamented
legions lying lifeless ♪ ♪ Lucifer's lists lisped
lowly lice larva listen lyricist ♪ Yeah, I know my own songs. I made my own channel
after Epic Rap Battles of History started, so it was like, oh,
I get to make my own channel and I had written
that song a long time ago. I had a lot of cool songs
that I thought were cool written, that I never got
to share with people, so I was like,
I can show all these people these songs that I have? Cool. - That was really good to see this. I'm glad you guys brought this up. I'm also really glad it wasn't spiders,
so I really appreciate that. I will be back. - That might have been
my favorite React video I've ever done. It was-- (laughing)
because it was, I don't know, it kept you guessing. - When you told me
what was going on, I was like, they show me
weird shit all the time. I'm not phased. But I was not ready for that. - Thank you so much for watching
this episode of YouTubers React. - Annotations are not a thing anymore, so check out the description below
so that you can subscribe to all my wonderful friends. - Thanks again for watching
and we will see you next time. Have a good day. - Hey, guys, what's up? I'm Kyle, a producer here at FBE. - And I'm Locke,
a production assistant. We really hope
you enjoyed this video. - I'd say it was about a 50/50 shot.
