YOUR MAIN SUCKS In Apex Legends!

right so you've probably just read the title to this video and thought what's going on with you what are you talking about all right all right let me explain i've challenged myself to find one bad thing about every single legend in apex legends with zero humor involved guys i swear there's nothing funny about this video no humor nothing to laugh at we hate being funny around here first up we're gonna go over the bass legends of apex legends the originals the ones that i'm sure a lot of you are still meaning to this day and first up i have bloodhound a legend that when designing their abilities respawn sat around the round table together they pointed at the whiteboard and they said bloodhound what are their abilities going to be i'm talking passive right now and they talk together they said i don't know i don't know what the dogs do what the dog doing and they said i know let's make bloodhounds sniff the floor for their passive i mean what kind of passive ability makes you sniff the floor i ask a bloodhound main because they know exactly what kind of passive does that [Music] gibraltar is actually the next legend up on the list and i'm gonna put my hands up and say there's not a lot bad you can say about gibraltar's kit but what you can say is gibraltar's running animation with the bow check is hilarious [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i know a lot of you are going to be expecting me to absolutely slaughter lifeline because most of you do it on a daily basis anyway but listen i know lifeline's passive isn't what it used to be and i know lifeline's tactical literally just gives you the suck on demand lifeline's ultimate is where we need to talk i mean this thing takes how long to cool down uh it takes three and a half minutes to charge and it is literally just a worse low now this is something to celebrate now now my boy pathfinder i think we can all agree this is the best legend by far in the whole of apex legends i mean he's my main we all know that i would definitely not mean a bad legend right that's that passive i mean would be a bit of a shame if multiple other legends had the same passive plus other passives on top of that right i mean that would just be an awful shame for pathfinder and compare perfinder's passive to the best passive ability in the game rafe's passive ability wow what an ability works every time it provides us with absolutely incredibly useful information and it's just overall a game-changing ability and power that on top of the fact that her tactical often leaves her teammates for dead 21 19 all right i'm pouring out of here we have an incredibly team-oriented legend here ladies and gentlemen bangalore is one of those legends that everyone seems to think is incredibly balanced but name me another legend in apex who has an item on the ground available to every single legend which directly counters their main asset bangalore's tactical is directly counted by a digi threat and now that vantage is in the game there's another legend which directly counters her tacticals so what's what's happening there respawn are we gonna do something about this so if you're trying to play bangalore during the middle of a scan meta with bloodhound and seer including digi threats and now vantage in the mix then just forget you even have a tactical now there's so much i could say about caustic and you know i love to go in on him even these two randoms couldn't resist okay guys i wish you all a good game healthy game a game where you get lots of loots and no one lands on you [Music] oh my god but i think all i need to say at this point is that caustic runs like he's himself and mirage poor mirage i went in on bangalore's tactical but mirage's tactical is easily the worst tactical in the whole of apex legends who is getting bamboozled by this i mean even if you are shooting the single decoy it's it's like 30 milliseconds that you get of advantage as mirage before they just instantly one clip you like what is the benefit from this next up it's my job to attack the defense legends and first in line is watson up next is newcastle and all i have to say about newcastle is if i wanted to spend my time building walls then i would just play minecraft and quick to follow up from newcastle is rampart and if i wanted to spend my time building walls then i would just play minecraft crypto the legend who sits in a corner away from his team gets his drone out thinks he's doing such a great job but in reality have no fear crypto drone is here oh god can you just come and help us please hey look guys they're over there yeah i know they're over there i'm literally fighting them right now can you help please look they're over there bro i'm literally dying sir is a legend who is absolutely messing right now and everyone loves to play him and i can understand why but what i can't understand is why people are being so forgiving of this dance and quick notes see mains if you're playing seed then don't forget that when you're sat behind cover more often than not your enemies can see your gigantic head peeking out that hat is not doing you any favors my friend season 14's new legend vantage is a whole lot of fun to play and i've really enjoyed testing her out this season but can someone please explain to me why this hitbox is not considered fortified i mean look at her compared to newcastle the size differences is not that much and let's just get the elephant out of the room straight away valkyrie [Applause] uh nice jet pack smoke i feel like it definitely makes sense to put horizon in the movement category but it's not an easy time to tell you why horizon sucks that is of course if you ignore the fact that the entire utility of her ultimate is to suck however there is one undeniable fact about horizon which makes her completely unplayable and that is of course the fact that she is scottish and then we have the most played legend in the entirety of apex legends octane and what a bad influence octane is by the way you should not be promoted to stick horrible liquids inside your body with a syringe do not do that kids it's not good for you and what can i say guys so many of you complaining about getting controlled and one clipped all the time but you're taking bounce pads every game of course you're gonna get one clipped and of course we have the assault class and i have put lover in the assault class for some reason to be honest with you i just didn't know where else to put her and now you're all on the edge of your seats waiting to hear why lobus sucks aren't you disgusting in the latest update they gave revenant some mr burns looking fingers when he pulls out as i don't know what that's about but it kind of fits to be honest and if you're a long-term viewer and subscriber of the simply action youtube channel thank you very much if you are i have a lot of love for you then you'll know just how much i dislike this legend and i'm here today to tell you that i know for a 100 fact that revenant consumes balls and then there's fuse the legend whose ultimate is absolutely uncountable in apex legends not one legend can ca okay well that one can but no other legends can count uh just a couple of legends oh come on man you gotta be kidding me like oh bro like is there any legend in apex that is not counted by oh forget it man mad maggie is an easy one to explain i mean she literally created mad maggie's ring fury mode i don't care about her abilities or character if you create that mode and have your name tied to it i hate you forever and you suck and ash ash ash it's all in the tactical allowing themselves to be caught oh no anyway

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Length: 9min 30sec (570 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 21 2022