Your Dreams About Markiplier

How's it going guys? I am Matthias And it is Sunday, which means I am reading your comments. And today I'm reading your weirdest dreams and I'm betting they get pretty crazy weird here. Alright make sure you stay to the very end to hear my weirdest dream because it's it's definitely weird and question of the day for a future episode that you can put down in the comments right now is what is the most awkward moment with you and your boyfriend / girlfriend and if you don't have a boyfriend / girlfriend or you never had a boyfriend / girlfriend I mean you know you have an awkward moment with the boy or girl that you like that'll work mmm this is probably the time where I dreamt that I was a wolf and I was with my sister who was also a wolf and we are running from a fat hairy guy we both jumped to a moving train physics and we're trying to hide suddenly out of nowhere the fat guy popped out of the crate and screamed local of work of one mole was scared us and we ran yeah weird does anyone else have dreams where they get to school naked or their teeth while this used to happen all the time in my dreams I've actually had that dream the teeth falling out one when I was trapped in a room with a goat and the goat turned into a monkey and started yelling baby baby oooh from justin bieber song baby then the monkey turned into a gorilla and bug spilled out of the mouth and the bugs killed me that is a terrifying dream I saw purple tornado with a face I think of my ex uncle talking to my neighbor this was like an f2 or f3 it was big purple and had a face i had a dream that I was Alice in Wonderland and I was falling down the rabbit hole but everything flying past me where items i recognized I then woke up to it in the middle of my room my fiancé said he had been trying to wake me out because I've been screening and randomly knocking items off the drawers one time I dreamt that I was dating Bruce and I think he was in some kind of fish jail or aquarium then I rewind time and I saw a breaching whale twice I have no idea what was wrong with me that night it's my weirdest dream still scares me I dreamt that it was the first day of school because it was August and a guy that really creeps me out looked at me like he wanted to eat a doughnut with a psychopathic looking smile that right towards me try and kiss me and ran away screaming while he would yell you'll be mine I'm freaking scared of him yeah I was about ten when I dreamt of this and so basically i was in my house and my family for some reason ghost faces will appear on the wall my mom told me that it was some sort of infestation and that the only way to get rid of these faces was to wipe them away with baby wipes yepp baby wipes have been the rest of the dream with me wiping ghost faces off the wall with baby wipes man chores gotta eat them the weirdest and most embarrassing dream I've ever had was when I was five I dreamed I was getting very hot for some reason I took off my clothes and couldn't stop sweating then I woke up and I didn't have any clothes on and rolled off the top bunk and fell into the floor and my brother woke up and made fun of me when I was young I had a dream where there was a giraffe in a well it was dead but it was pretending to be a lot what wow I walked out of the bank and got shot in the knee by a small blonde girl in a black dress ever since I've been terrified of one children the weirdest dream I ever had is that my high school took a class trip with my crazy English teacher to Africa my friends and I were stranded in the desert and Obama picked us up in his private jet and took us home this was like when I was four so I was fishing with my dad I had literally never gone fishing in my whole life and I thought I hooked a really big fish but when I pulled it up it was actually a vampire and my dad and I just kind of stood there and then the vampire eight me the weirdest dream i had was when i was on a train with markiplier and the game drums they started arguing so i gave them some homemade cookies after they finished it you just showed up and you were upset because there were no cookies left and ross just asked one thing who is this guy's Mathias Thank You Ross my greatest dream was that i was asleep and this was after walking the lion king when I was five I had this dream that puma had tied me to a tree than a hug he was trying to eat me and then when I woke up my brother was kissing my forehead a lot more scary than it sounds where my cat was dancing in a taco suit and the song it's raining tacos was playing in the background I was the queen I'm a guy and I night and jacks up the guy then he turned into a night and killed the king then married me I'm not gay trust me i once had to bring the markiplier how come all of you guys are dreaming about markiplier I once had a dream that markiplier was at my house but him and I were made and that my basement was filled with water and that's where we lived I guess that there was this hole in the back of my dogs caged that led to a street by my house the entire dream shifted in this street was full of snow and mark wanted to go sledding but then he couldn't because he didn't want to touch the snow i have so many weird dreams but this is the first one that popped into my head I think you need to stop watching markiplier so much is getting into your subconscious I dreamed that i went to heaven but I had to take a roller coaster to get to the main part of heaven when I got there God told me i forgot to do my homework and that I had to finish it before i could join the others so I got into this tiny white room to color and Kitty book the whole time I was upset because I wanted to have fun with the others when I finished I was back on earth I walk into the living room to see my dad and two of his friends having a rather sophisticated discussion about a kids show that they were watching I dreamed that i met you and Amanda at VidCon and when you came to take a pic with me you spontaneously combusted haha hey you gotta watch out though when when you guys ever see me in public and come and say hi just be careful i might spontaneously combust my readers dream I ever had was when i had a dream about my grandmother and driving my school bus and I was laughing like an evil mania heck then she turned her head all the way around like an hour i'm as above all right then we drove off a cliff one night I dreamt about pigs constantly being me up yep that happened i was walking my goat around the school while naked it happened while I was sleeping in class my weirdest dream was a zombie apocalypse but with pigs and cows this was three months ago big apocalypse and you guys seem to all dream about pigs how weird like seven years ago I had a dream that me and my friends were on a dark dirt road with no buildings or miles except a strange hotel in true horror movie style we decided to go in one by one turns out the hotel was run by a cartoonish hungry sharp not only did we all end up eaten but when entering the hotel there was literally nothing there except the shark and pure black room no water of course just a shark a flying shark a couple of weeks ago I dreamt I was in a bedroom monsters were after me I crapped myself literally and woke up later during the night my greatest dream happened a few days ago actually all animals were acting like humans and humans are acting like animals you could see bears wearing really expensive suits in suitcases dresses doctors doctors lawyers and many more the weirdest of all was that people were running around on all fours naked it was both hilarious and terrifying my readers dream was when I was in fifth grade and I had a dream where i was being chased by fractions and they were slicing me into their fractions a half cutting me in half and so on didn't I didn't really much like math then or now o.o fractions a half cut him in half when I was four or five I was a swimming pool but for some reason and there was a train in the shower room my mom said we had to get on but the train was out of fuel so the driver decided we had to use the children for fuel I don't know what I was thinking about that day I was one of the ones that was going to be the fuel I had a dream that I was lining up to have a flu injection the only thing was the nurse was crazy and stabbed me and my friend in the head for some strange reason I wasn't terrified I was just walked away with my friends saying hair and I can see your brain dang weird person there were purple crocodiles with pink spiky mohawk stealing all the cats yeah I had a dream where basically I was standing on a cliff markiplier again markiplier pushed me off for some messed-up reason and I was falling and unicorn stabbed me and I grew a unicorn horn I was still falling until yo she caught me and we started a mario level Bowser ripped my unicorn horn off and threw me down a tube thing when I landed I found myself on the clip again and then I woke up WTF I had this dream in which Zeus was rapping about how he was gonna kick my butt and that there was no escape don't really remember the legs but it's be was nice haha but as but it was nice my weirdest dream was that I was with my friends and our parents left us in this play area long story short the play area turned into the ocean with stingrays and sharks and all my friends and me gotten eaten worst thing is I needed to go to the beach the next day probably when I dreamt of watching myself dream and then waking myself up in the dream by tickling myself oh man like this video if that's not the weirdest dream you've ever heard haha weirdest dream I ever had was being chased by a blue tiger stripe t rex wearing a party hat through my house I hid under my parents bed as it looks to me then I flip the bed i was under it and it looked at me and I said sup want some kool-aid my raid his dream was that I was in China and i went to a construction site where there was a massive pole I tripped against the piece of metal and fell in and found myself in Australia and then woke up the weirdest dream I ever had was when I dreamt that Morgan Freeman would take kids into closets and ask them to read books to him have you picked your respect your figure is a special but one time when I was little I dreamed that a t-rex was reading my hometown and I saw his eye and my bedroom window I ran downstairs and hid under the table but he reached through the window he ate me pooped me out and then I fell in love with him maybe game I human and we got married I was like sudden when I doing this I was watching a horror movie at night so I was watching it I fell asleep and dreamt that I woke up because I heard a sound downstairs when I opened my eyes in the dream I saw big dark figure with a butcher knife and he sliced my left arm the craziest part was when I woke up I felt as if I had no arm for those not my weirdest dream is that I dream that I had to pee really bad so I got up and went to bathroom to pee I woke up and I realized that I peed in my bed I think everyone's done that at least once I was a teenage mutant ninja turtle getting chased by a fat man on a bike with grease stains and carrot on his shirt when I was little I had a dream where night gowns were falling down from the ceiling all creepy-like I don't know why but I just started screaming and crying it wasn't scary I guess I just didn't like nightgowns I we had a dream i had was my family and I are walking down a freeway but then my mom's leg got ran over but instead of seeing no leg I saw my mom's legs just flattened and started to re-inflate and then I woke up what I couldn't breathe turns out my cat was just on my face I was going to the bathroom before I open the door I saw water coming from under it the door exploded and a giant toilet came out the entire house was flooded the giant whale that ate my entire family I was four and I didn't go to the bathroom for a month my weirdest dreams ok one time I dreamed about me playing soccer football with heads turns out I was kicking my friends head repeatedly we were having a sleepover I once had a dream that I was a piece of paper and people were scrunching me and made me into a paper ball and then folded me open and scrunched me again yeah weird my greatest dream was me at my house and I was trying to sneak a crocodile through my front door I was trying to get it into the basement without anybody seeing I was being chased by a robber and then suddenly I realized it was a dream so I turned around and pulled my hand up and said to keep you the robber was shot I was running around in this perfect neighborhood when I see like a cloud of gnomes running toward me they mold me to death or at least I thought so when I woke up from being dead i played dead so that the gnomes would run past and then keep running this repeated about a dozen times during the night I had a reoccurring dream when I was younger than I was being chased by a polar bear in an underwater tunnel every time I would have a dream more of me was eaten by the polar bear eventually an old lady smack the bear on the nose and it burst into a variety of lollies but i still only had my left forearm and hand alongside my head I often dream now my teeth fall out and grow back continuously it freaks me out every time my greatest dream is me finally getting a girlfriend Oh Garrett McDermott so in my dream I was sucked into my nintendo dsi and I became princess peach WTF and a bear was hunting me down when he finally got me he started scratching me he did this several times it was like I kept on failing at the same level and on the seventh time he took his hand down my throat and took out my heart imagine this in a des design I was a a few years back I had this dream where my face was falling off my dad was panicking saying we need to take him to the hospital my mom said I he'll be fine to get the duck date haha alright guys but now it is time for my weirdest dream but before I get into that make sure you subscribe if you're new here because it's a lot of fun on this channel and I'm just gonna embarrass myself for no reason if you don't subscribe to subscribe all right my dream it all started with me and my family going out to get some pizza me and my family would frequently go out and get pizza and we're all walking into the sit down pizza restaurant and then out of nowhere you know the stranger danger level the ones that are wearing like trench coats and like the fedora tip down so you can't see the face with a stranger out of nowhere with a wheel barrel with a wheelbarrow just scooped me up and started running with me I was in the wheel barrel and he just scooped me up and started running toward the cliff and just dump me out I don't know my family didn't seem too concerned alright guys if you enjoyed this video make sure you click like and subscribe and I will see you next time high five

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Length: 13min 57sec (837 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 11 2015